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Speaker 1: Would be the same. I'm glad you King. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you King's on the twenties five health care clinic. How

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Speaker 1: can I help you? Yeah? Hello, I have to get

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Speaker 1: a job for a drug test. Excuse me? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was wrong. I have to get a drug test

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Speaker 1: for a job. That's what I meant. I said it wrong.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. That's okay, okay. May I ask your

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Speaker 1: name please? It is ted Ted? Yeah name? Uh? What

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Speaker 1: your last name? Please? Ted Ted? Your last name please?

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Speaker 1: Ted ted Rickson? Fed Rickson is your last name? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I know, it's weird. My parents had a weird since

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Speaker 1: of humor. The name me Ted ted Rickson. That's that's fine.

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Speaker 1: And what time would you like to come in? What

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Speaker 1: do you have available? Actually? Can I ask you a

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Speaker 1: question first? Sure? Uh? My friend Randy says that I

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Speaker 1: have to pee in a bucket with like three doctors

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Speaker 1: looking at my junk. Is that is that true? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: it's not that invasive. Sometimes it's like crawls back up

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Speaker 1: inside when people watch me pee. I get staged right,

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Speaker 1: real bad, We're like real bad. Oh okay, let me

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Speaker 1: just try to explain to you how the process works.

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Speaker 1: You would come in we would require you to fill

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Speaker 1: out some paperwork. There would be urine sample that you

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Speaker 1: would have to leave with us, and then you would

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Speaker 1: get your results back and we would send them to

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Speaker 1: the potential employer. Oh yeah, yeah, I want a large

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Speaker 1: Hawaiian extra pineapple, please, sir. This is a professional building,

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Speaker 1: this is a professional clinic. We have people that come

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Speaker 1: in and out to do drug test and lab tests

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Speaker 1: all day long, and I, frankly do not have the

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Speaker 1: time to play around on the phone with you. Oh

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Speaker 1: oh oh, what if are you under the influence of

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Speaker 1: something right now? I want to be under the influence

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Speaker 1: of some pizza if you could get that to me.

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Speaker 1: Leggity split. You are totally wasting my time out. I

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Speaker 1: have time for this. You're wasting my time because I

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Speaker 1: could be eating a pizza right now. Seriously, it's getting annoying.

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Speaker 1: So let's either schedule the drug test or hang up

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Speaker 1: the phone. You're right to hang up on you unless

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Speaker 1: you deliver my pizza properly, ma'am. I am trying trying

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Speaker 1: to hold my temper as best I can, but you

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Speaker 1: are really testing my patience. Can I be honest with you?

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Speaker 1: I smoke sounding weed like there's no way I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: pass this test. Oh so, I'm guessing that means no

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Speaker 1: pizza that sucks. Wake up every morning with s weekday

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties. Two point five nice Scott Like

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Speaker 1: shooting Stars using stren now, streng now, stre now