WEBVTT - "ICELANDIC POSMATES!" w/ Jim Jefferies 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:02.920 Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:06.880 I Heart Radio? But your your phone's dr Banana like 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:14.600 you know? Interesting? Second, I'll just well, you also have 0:00:14.680 --> 0:00:20.119 to wear your champion. We were supposed to go together. 0:00:21.440 --> 0:00:25.800 I forgot what happened to me? Oh that's right, I 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:29.120 have a sit explosion and you have to wear your 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:35.160 trophy on your hair. Yes, here you are my hair. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:38.520 You are with your trophy in your hair. Oh my god? 0:00:38.640 --> 0:00:41.680 What an episode. Hello and welcome to another episode of 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.680 Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arte Marine, 0:00:43.720 --> 0:00:46.240 coming to you from my bushie garage in Los Angeles, California. 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:51.159 What a day, What an episode? What a guest we 0:00:51.320 --> 0:00:54.960 have for you today. This is a man that I 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:58.840 feel that you all know is one of my absolute favorites. 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:03.040 He makes me half so hard he kills me. And 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.880 I have to say, whenever people talk to me about 0:01:04.920 --> 0:01:09.400 the podcast, you are a person that they mentioned that 0:01:09.600 --> 0:01:13.280 you fucking kill them. Oh good, that's nice. Isn't a man? 0:01:14.920 --> 0:01:18.520 What are your in tries? For? Everyone else? This man, 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.280 he's a man. He looks like a bloke you could 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:25.520 put together on care for. This is a man who's 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:28.959 going to ask if Venmo request you for seventeen thousand dollars. 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:32.039 Isn't a man who stole my identity and stole my heart? 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:38.640 You know from They keep asking me, and I should 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:42.080 just do it. No, I can't. I can't. I can't 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:46.160 how much Luanne makes? How much makes two k months? Almost? 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:51.400 What she's doing that many cameos? Arden, I'm not pay 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:57.400 for my house. I was Louiana Loui. She's a She's 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:00.800 the countess from real house in New York. Here's the thing. 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:04.639 I feel like there's certain things. Look I'm not saying never, 0:02:04.720 --> 0:02:07.480 but there are certain things that make you go. Has 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.040 it come to this? Am I gonna jump off the 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.480 Hollywood sign? Should I go get my real estate license? 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:15.639 You know what I mean? My mom is a real 0:02:15.919 --> 0:02:18.679 I'm not knocking for all your stuffer rental needs. I'm 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:22.720 just stop designing jewelry. Yeah? Should I? Should I learn? 0:02:23.000 --> 0:02:25.640 Should I maybe learn photoshop? Should I like to brush 0:02:25.720 --> 0:02:28.240 up on my typing sills? Like like once I go 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:31.360 to cameo. Look, we already have our Patreon. If I 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:34.400 go to cameo and then I'm filling my time and 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:37.600 I'm trying to get like light filters. So my face 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.360 also doesn't film well in reverse, like a selfie of me, 0:02:41.040 --> 0:02:43.959 I don't look great. My face works front words and 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.239 being nice to my like I feel like a perfectly 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:52.040 cute woman. Backwards, my bone structure doesn't quite work when 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:54.600 you do like the selfie view and it's like your 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:59.000 face backwards. I'm not symmetrical enough that it looks great. 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:03.560 I won't do it because I feel like it's like 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:07.120 a bit cheap to do it. Also, I know I 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.519 wouldn't be good at it, that's right, I know. Like, 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:13.400 let's say I charge a hundred bucks? Is j Jeffrees 0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:15.760 lady and je Jeff Jefferies? All right, I'm gonna ask 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.480 you for one. Okay, Hey, Jim, it's me. I just 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:21.760 bought a cameo. It's from my cat, Mittens. It's her birthday. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:25.800 She's a huge fan of yours. Um. You know she's 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:29.320 turning seven and she's feeling a little old and vulnerable. 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.080 Will you let her know that she's still got it? Yeah? Hey, 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:36.880 hey Mittens, Jim Jeffries here, I look like I know 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.560 you're a big fan everything like that. You might be 0:03:40.320 --> 0:03:42.920 seven times seven forty nine, you might be forty nine 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:50.600 and cat, but you're still seven to me? What did 0:03:50.680 --> 0:03:54.360 Jim open a van? He just kept circling it A 0:03:54.480 --> 0:04:00.920 nice kitten. I gotta say, since I've been here, the 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:05.839 table has not changed. These new cheese sticks. You still 0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.080 got the photos out, like you've had a cocaine party 0:04:08.080 --> 0:04:11.320 and you're taking them up the wall. You don't know that. 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:14.160 I haven't. Who knows? Look, I feel like, oh, macrons 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.840 are dying down. I need new hobbies. I've decided to 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.760 try cocaine. It turns out I love it, but everybody 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.960 else hates to be around me on it. You've done 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.200 a lot of cocaine. I have done something. Can you 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:29.200 picture I've never done cocaine? Can you picture cocaine cookie artists? 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:34.640 I dated a girl once and I didn't know that 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:38.000 she wasn't experienced with cocaine, and so she came along 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.440 to a party with me and we're all doing cocaine. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:43.160 And I just said to her, said you do want 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:45.960 something like that? And she saw everyone else and she 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:48.480 put the rolled up note up and nose yeah, and 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:53.320 she blew it all off, the type like handy hall table. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.520 She thought that's why I was called blow? Is that 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:57.880 it any? I think? Yeah? They blow it all they like, 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:00.640 it all goes everywhere. She that was what she was? 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:04.600 Why is it cold? And no? Did you get you? 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.000 Did you think she was seven? Did you get her 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.560 in the back of a van? I would say to 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.440 anybody out there that is a cocaine fan, and it's 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.200 also looking to date art marine, let me just warn you. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:29.040 I've never done cocaine. No, it's over cocaine doctor, Yes 0:05:29.120 --> 0:05:32.360 I have. Did you enjoy cocaine? I had a phase 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:36.000 in my youth fun but now no, I don't enjoy 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.000 anymore because I don't like talk like it's just everyone 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:39.560 wants to talk to you. It's like I'm not trying 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:42.640 to converse. I feel that I would love it, and 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:44.960 I always kind of knew that from a young age. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:48.320 I come from such addict like blood line that I 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.720 thought even as I remember watching a movie as a child, 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.400 I just could watch anything. There was no restrictions, and 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.760 there was like class of cocaine in it. I remember 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.440 like second grade and going I should never do that, 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:03.160 Like loved it looked I knew it would be a problem. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.320 You know, it was Friday night sky it was either 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:10.960 that a freaky Friday, but it was it was Scarface Friday, 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.280 and uh yeah, I knew watching Scarface. I knew that 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:17.360 that was you know, like Debbie Mays Are and good 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:20.280 Fellows just hanging out with radio there doing piles a blow. 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:23.719 It just reminded me of the story slightly related about 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:26.240 watching movies as kids when I was a kid. Right, 0:06:26.360 --> 0:06:28.960 My dad's still to this day a very pervy fella 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:33.200 brand for comedian. That's how didn't build a comedian. Yeah, 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:35.760 he can't. He can't use the internet, so he has 0:06:35.800 --> 0:06:37.560 to get his pawn where he can, Like, he has 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.640 to really search out things, you know, paper clippings, underwear catalogs. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:49.360 He's still old schools, so he's a crafter. He so 0:06:51.080 --> 0:06:57.440 is that glue that is holding it on? It's a 0:06:57.600 --> 0:07:03.799 vision board clippings and a glue like substance touch it. Okay. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.680 So we would watch movies if there was like a 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.360 like a hint of boob in the film. This is 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:11.480 my dad was like, I remember me and my brothers 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:15.800 were watching Labyrinth, which which you know famously doesn't have 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:20.360 tits in it. You do get David Bowie's balls pretty 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.720 close up. Oh yeah, he's crocking balls in those tights 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:28.560 on stage. And child. You can see the me and 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.080 my brothers are watching Labyrinth. We knew dad was in 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:34.119 the room, so in unison we started going, oh, whoa, 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:42.160 look at those tits, everybody bacon tits. My dad just 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:47.040 comes out of nowhere watching you watching like that, Like 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:51.680 he sits and watches the rest of the Labyrinth way 0:07:51.760 --> 0:07:56.320 through it like a dark Westling. And he's like and 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:57.800 then we go, all right, we go have to play 0:07:57.880 --> 0:07:59.840 us up. He goes, I'm just going to rewind it 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:05.880 missed the beginning. We realized my dad was a total perv. 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:07.960 We realized that Anna's dad. I don't know if he's 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:10.440 a perv or not, but that he always wears purple 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:14.040 red or like pink shirts and it's because he says 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.480 that it helps blend in all of his wine stains, 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:21.880 so we call him Harvey wine stains. All right, look, 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:25.240 speaking of tits, here we are what a segue? And what? 0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:32.839 Oh no, well well it is you know what, as 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:35.679 they say, and you called a dreamsweet they as somebody 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:38.240 tweeted at us, what an episode to air in honor 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:46.239 of International Women's Day, guys, what an episode of television? 0:08:46.320 --> 0:08:50.880 Also hello to our production team, Cay Levine, Tanna, Dana, Arianna, 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:56.240 Hannah Montana and and A Samy's got a sister was 0:08:56.440 --> 0:09:02.839 Ace on team Susie or or Clayton. So he is 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:08.280 team Well. And so here we are, we're having a 0:09:08.360 --> 0:09:11.599 preview of Hillary Clinton's coach. We're at l A. I 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.160 excited to see that coach. That fucking coat. You have 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.800 to show Jim the side by side we're flying. Oh 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:21.720 my god, it is spectacular. Whether he's flying Iceland Air 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:25.120 and he's like, this week is the most important night 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:30.760 week for me. It's it was I feel like they 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:32.800 dusted off one of the old Virgin It like when 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:35.719 Virgin was giving it a go to, like like and 0:09:35.800 --> 0:09:37.600 then they didn't quite work and they got taken over 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:39.679 by the last Cairlines. But they were like the plane 0:09:39.720 --> 0:09:47.000 for a second neon lights, and they had like international laws. 0:09:47.040 --> 0:09:48.960 They had international hiring, so that I feel like they 0:09:49.040 --> 0:09:52.760 could discriminate and only hire you if you're hot. They 0:09:52.840 --> 0:09:56.240 could be like Delter and it is the old thing 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.040 like back in the sixties when you watch movies like 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:00.520 Catch Me if you can and all asked you this 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:06.439 is a hot Yeah, none of those women were tired. Yes, 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:10.839 they're working at Hart. They want that mansion. I wanted 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:12.439 don't to come out. The other day there was like 0:10:12.559 --> 0:10:15.640 I think about that, maybe twelve us in business. And 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:17.480 she came out and gave all the drinks and she 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:21.640 was wobbling around and then she left. We all looked up. Women, 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:25.920 who's got the jacket cocon you know what, she's still 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.520 doing it. No, I could play them and let us 0:10:28.520 --> 0:10:31.400 sit down. Tired, she must be, she must be so 0:10:32.120 --> 0:10:34.480 well virgin air. They were like, we'll keep it hot. 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:38.120 We we will just hire internationally and skirt these laws. Katie, 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:42.120 you were very upset because of the environment and why 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.200 didn't they shoot this as if he's the only person 0:10:44.280 --> 0:10:46.560 in an airport. He's the only person on the plane. 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:48.680 My thought was that it was a small plane. They 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.199 got it for the whole crew, and they just cheated 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.240 that shot. To me, it feels like it. But it 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:55.800 was almost like apocalyptic, like everyone it's going to Iceland. 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:58.600 Were these three women on Earth? That's true, where there's 0:10:58.640 --> 0:11:00.800 like like in the middle of like a hail storm. 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:04.360 We'll find the least like magical part of Iceland where 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:08.120 there's just remote no trees. It's whatever city they just 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:11.840 give you. Yeah, you really really want city there. Yeah, 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.240 well so they go, they go to Iceland and by 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:17.840 the way, I'd like to go to Iceland Springs. That's 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:19.880 the one that was the one, and that was with 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:22.839 Peter and the flies. I wouldn't have known that was 0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:25.800 so bad though, had you not tell him has got 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:29.680 some not like it's something like the Strian population lives 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:31.960 on the coast. The rest of it is just filled 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.319 just so. It's kind of like America where you're just 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:37.640 like Americans everywhere. But I say, like the middle of 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:39.679 America is like kind of just like there's not as 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:44.880 much they're no, no, no, no, it's different. It's very different. No, 0:11:45.160 --> 0:11:50.240 it's like, oh yea like out back and this little 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:55.080 tiny shitty town which is a wonderful place to fall 0:11:55.160 --> 0:12:05.600 in love, like a giant famous rock. The giant famous 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:08.679 Rock is a helicopter ride away. This is just the 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:14.960 closest bit that was. There was flies everywhere, horses. Yeah, 0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.840 that's when that when that what's her name's like they 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.800 were like breaking up, like there were slides everywhere, and 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:24.640 that's before his mom was like, bring to me, Peter. 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:29.280 Henna Anne is an angel center. I want you to 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.480 fuck her. In the downstairs suite, like, because he lived 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:35.480 at home. Obsessed is your mom? Would your mom have 0:12:35.559 --> 0:12:41.439 been over protective of you? Yeah, not really know. I 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:46.840 brought home some pretty rough looking people. I think she'd 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.760 be happy with my wife. The roughest you you don't 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:55.080 need to name names like that would have been pretty fame. Okay, 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.760 actually during the fame, I've had some pretty rough on sure, 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:02.920 when I was about when I was about nineteen, she 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:06.080 was about twenty. I liked it because she godfree nugget page. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:11.560 She knew all the cool bands, you know, hit band, Yeah, 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:14.120 you have the good concerts. But my dad will still 0:13:14.200 --> 0:13:16.760 bring her up now and go, oh God, wasn't much 0:13:16.840 --> 0:13:19.080 to look at. And this is a man who runs 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:22.520 in to see David Bowie's balls, and I will rewind 0:13:22.600 --> 0:13:26.000 on the off chats that he missed its it okay, 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.760 here we are, so here we are. He's like, okay, 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:33.280 it's Susie, Gabby and Rachel. I'm already in love with Susie. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:35.439 I was. I was really shocked to hear him say that. 0:13:35.600 --> 0:13:38.280 I know, I know, because in my mind this whole time, 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.760 it's been Rachel. Yeah. And then he said that, and 0:13:40.840 --> 0:13:45.280 I was like we've been wrong winning. Susie would have won. Yeah, 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:50.280 I thought I dude, I thought it was Rachel this 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:54.040 whole time. Nice did you think that the whole time? Though? 0:13:54.240 --> 0:13:58.079 I think? Okay, So then Gabby, um, maybe for the 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:00.240 last few weeks, but I didn't. I don't know. So 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:02.760 then they show up and they're in this like Marryott 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:05.800 or something, and this awkward silence of the three women 0:14:05.840 --> 0:14:08.640 to be waited to be ejected from the fox seats, 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:11.040 like and it looks hot they used to not make 0:14:11.120 --> 0:14:15.319 them have to stay together. Yeah, Peter, Yeah, it's very cruel. 0:14:15.520 --> 0:14:17.960 It's weird why people don't just say, yeah, I slept 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:20.200 with him or whatever, you know, and just tell the truth. 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:21.920 I don't know, but they just sort of keep it 0:14:22.000 --> 0:14:24.320 close to the chest and then we might not be seen. 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:28.240 And I'm talking because I don't didn't know. She didn't. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:36.920 I think she knew. She sad. I know. I felt 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:42.040 badly for Gabby. I love, I love Gabby. Didn't care 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:48.680 get straight off the cock and come I. I hope 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:51.400 there's a day in between. There has to be, because 0:14:51.400 --> 0:14:54.000 they also probably stay up late, so he'd be very tired. Dirty, 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:56.600 d you do not want to be I have a 0:14:56.680 --> 0:15:00.440 number three dirty d number three that you're not getting 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:03.800 a good come shut out of your getting a drop 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:05.720 coming out. And then you go, I haven't slept with 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:10.760 the other women. Yeah, let me get another goal. I 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:13.920 want to point out the gym is accidentally when it 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:17.480 was Destiny wearing a champion town. You know that I'm 0:15:17.520 --> 0:15:20.360 obsessed with becoming What did you do to become a champion? 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:25.720 This week? This hat? Yeah, champion, that's a champion bolding. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:29.920 I'm look, would you get plugs? You were saying, done 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.800 all that. I've taken pills. You sh my hair, and 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:36.160 the pills poison of dick. You have to take a 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:38.280 pill and then your dick doesn't work. You've got to 0:15:38.320 --> 0:15:40.880 take it out of pillars. Surgery, do the surgery, but 0:15:41.000 --> 0:15:43.120 the surgery to keep the hair on the head. After 0:15:43.160 --> 0:15:44.880 the surgery, you got to take the pills. The pills 0:15:44.960 --> 0:15:51.000 never go away. It keeps it stuck in there. So 0:15:51.120 --> 0:15:53.600 you've got you've got two options. You got hair, and 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.920 you can't suck anyone. You don't have hair, and no 0:15:56.000 --> 0:16:01.000 one wants to. It's a lever, So you chose the hair. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:07.120 I'm giving up on the pills now. Bloody, I'm and 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:10.920 I gave it a good run. Yeah, your hair looks 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:12.800 great and the hat looks great. You can wear your 0:16:12.880 --> 0:16:16.040 champions hat every single day. And I literally you were 0:16:16.120 --> 0:16:17.680 I think looking at Ace. I thought you were just 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:28.800 glaring at Jim's dick. I do this. It's just sad 0:16:32.120 --> 0:16:33.600 what it used to be. It's like, it's just like, 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:39.400 I just want to hear about this. That's so mad. 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:43.200 I've never been angry on my way the ship. Jimose 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.000 your hair over you, chose your hair over your dick. 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:51.120 Every fine, I've just had a baby. I'm doing things 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:55.280 that I believe you. I believe you. I do believe you. Okay, 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:58.000 here we go, Gabby. I like that. I feel like 0:16:58.120 --> 0:17:00.960 Gabby was kind of like putting her like lady Tits 0:17:01.040 --> 0:17:04.399 on the table going because she could see Susie was 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:08.080 a little vulnerable. She was like, I don't want anything 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:10.719 to be off limits between us. I want to get 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.920 to explore each other and give him a taste of 0:17:14.000 --> 0:17:16.800 what it's going to be like. And he you know, 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.840 I'm telling you that funck goodn't it? Man? Like you're 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:24.480 fucking for a ring. You're you're competitive, can't you can't 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:26.800 go in there and give a half host joke. You 0:17:26.880 --> 0:17:28.800 gotta go for it. There will be a day in 0:17:28.960 --> 0:17:31.680 Batchel or the Bachelor. There will be a day where 0:17:31.720 --> 0:17:33.720 after the fantasy waits, all three of the women go, 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:38.680 I'm good like plagging. The guy's just he's not a 0:17:38.760 --> 0:17:43.440 good fock, or he's more maybe he's a weird, weird 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:48.000 thing he wants you to do on a coffee some 0:17:48.240 --> 0:17:56.879 weird three of them. Guy good go blunker ring? Is 0:17:56.960 --> 0:18:01.040 she but a lunkery luncker ring? I love she's so cute. 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.760 This is going to school and green. You're right, you're right. 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:08.280 Once somebody's too freaky, it was too much and not fun. 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:10.639 Would choose someone that's like that because most of the 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:12.639 people they choose are like so you don't know, you 0:18:12.720 --> 0:18:16.200 don't know. I never could just be boring, like yeah, 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:21.000 you could have a margarite diket because there's there's so 0:18:21.160 --> 0:18:27.040 many different things. That's right, it's wild. Oh you know 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:33.080 she can bring should be good baby, you need like 0:18:33.200 --> 0:18:38.760 a far extinguisher. She gets angry and you're in the show. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:39.359 --> 0:18:42.840 she's gonna oh yeah, she's a journey So then Jesse 0:18:43.040 --> 0:18:46.639 Palmer strolls in and his cowl neck. I loved that sweater, 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:51.520 his cowl neck. And then which Nick vile. He debuted 0:18:51.560 --> 0:18:54.200 the cowl neck and she was obsessed with He was 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:57.800 obsessed with the cow neck. And Gabby is it's a 0:18:57.920 --> 0:19:01.119 freezing place where they are. She's in a tiktop and 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.840 she used a shirt completely pulled off of her shoulders. 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:07.959 Always want to I want to say with the dates. Okay, 0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:10.280 first of all, in this episode, the dates are the 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:17.040 most boring beats. Oh, we're down a fucking cave and 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:20.280 doom buggies. Look. I don't know a lot about women, 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:22.840 but I do know when they do their hair and everything, 0:19:22.920 --> 0:19:24.959 they don't want to wear a helmet. That's and they 0:19:25.000 --> 0:19:28.600 don't get im. They don't want to be a buggy. 0:19:29.480 --> 0:19:31.600 I literally thought of Susie because they showed her like 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:34.359 doing her hair and this she get it right, and 0:19:34.640 --> 0:19:36.400 that there's the girl. What's the one that you thought 0:19:36.400 --> 0:19:38.960 was gonna win with Rachel sort of put it on 0:19:39.040 --> 0:19:43.359 a jaunty angle, so she sort of looked cute and 0:19:43.400 --> 0:19:48.680 they're like, dammy gay like this. By the way, we've 0:19:48.720 --> 0:19:53.200 seen numerous bachelors like like flip things like Matt James 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.879 and flipped people. We will have flipped the ladies. Okay, 0:19:55.920 --> 0:20:02.240 the first up is Rachel. Um uh, Susie, let's see 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:04.920 um And so we hear like a ticking clock and 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:09.960 they find out Rachel's first, and Susie starts immediately freaking out. 0:20:10.200 --> 0:20:12.720 She's like, um is if Rachel is intimate is a 0:20:12.800 --> 0:20:15.679 tough pill to swallow. Um. I hope he takes physical 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:19.200 intimacy as important as I do. I just want some 0:20:19.359 --> 0:20:22.120 form of commitment to find out if he's been physically 0:20:22.359 --> 0:20:25.280 intimate or because that would be devastating. Now. At that moment, 0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:28.159 I knew what happened. As soon as she said that, 0:20:28.359 --> 0:20:35.320 I was like, she she's last. Yeah, yeah, because then 0:20:35.359 --> 0:20:36.960 they put her the whole time I was watching it, 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:40.879 like if she had gone first, here's the thing and 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:43.000 and I and I do will get into more of 0:20:43.040 --> 0:20:46.560 this later, but I will say, in my mind, sometimes 0:20:46.600 --> 0:20:49.480 going last is you're the last on their brain though. Yeah, 0:20:49.600 --> 0:20:52.640 But I mean they clearly they knew that she was concerned. 0:20:54.080 --> 0:20:56.359 You're right, they wanted to turn the screws. I also 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:59.359 wonder if they're evil enough if they told them, did 0:20:59.400 --> 0:21:01.719 you love at me? Say turn the screws. Also, they 0:21:01.760 --> 0:21:08.160 just made her walk up and down spiral. Yeah, like weird. 0:21:08.240 --> 0:21:11.159 Alison wondered, Yeah, the word they like, how quickly did 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:14.240 they build that spiral staircase and that like sucking like 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:18.040 Hyatt for for taugh whatever I hear. I feel like 0:21:19.200 --> 0:21:22.280 the producers are extra evil in a way that they 0:21:22.480 --> 0:21:25.399 encouraged him to be, like, you owe it to yourself 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:27.920 to not hold back if you're in love. Like, I 0:21:28.040 --> 0:21:31.520 think they knew the outcome would be this. I think 0:21:31.640 --> 0:21:33.720 they knew he loved her. I think they knew she 0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:35.560 and I think they knew it was a deal breaker 0:21:35.600 --> 0:21:37.760 for her, And I think they told him to say it, 0:21:38.359 --> 0:21:41.360 just say it, don't hold back. I feel like, wait 0:21:41.440 --> 0:21:45.320 to have sex with him to tell everyone. But also 0:21:45.359 --> 0:21:46.840 I kind of think he would have done that anyway. 0:21:46.840 --> 0:21:49.000 I mean, he's first of a very horny guy. I 0:21:49.080 --> 0:21:50.640 don't think this. I think he would have had sex 0:21:50.680 --> 0:21:52.439 with everyone. I don't know, he would have been screaming 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:54.680 I'm in love with everyone. By the way, my friend 0:21:54.800 --> 0:21:57.440 Cat she says that when he screams like that, he 0:21:57.520 --> 0:21:59.639 sounds like he's making like a football call, like oh 0:21:59.720 --> 0:22:02.680 my turn, you know, like yeah, I love you. And 0:22:03.200 --> 0:22:05.080 he does every time I hear now it's like a 0:22:05.160 --> 0:22:07.760 football call. It asks for them like their football players, 0:22:07.800 --> 0:22:10.480 because I really liked what you brought to today's date. 0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:17.680 He coaches them. He's like, he's like he like screams 0:22:17.720 --> 0:22:20.480 like a guy on the fuel or like Tom Cruise 0:22:20.600 --> 0:22:23.040 trying to convince the world that he loved. Katie Holmes 0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:28.359 on Oprah's Couch. I love this woman and it feels 0:22:28.440 --> 0:22:31.399 so good. Do you at your wife? No, No, I 0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:36.600 haven't even told her I love you. Keep her gassing 0:22:38.480 --> 0:22:41.800 like another baby, then you can tell you more babies 0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:46.680 from me. I thought, my wife, I'm gonna invasectomy, and 0:22:46.760 --> 0:22:49.320 she said to me, she goes, well, maybe we should wait, 0:22:49.560 --> 0:22:53.359 and I said, my body, my choice. Then I get 0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:56.240 to use that sentence very much. But but you know, 0:22:56.280 --> 0:22:58.960 I have the problem with the vasectomies. They used to 0:22:59.080 --> 0:23:02.119 be two weeks with the recovery. Now they're doing with 0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:06.440 some lasery topics like two days, two days recovery. I'm 0:23:06.440 --> 0:23:08.200 telling my wife it takes a week. I just want 0:23:08.200 --> 0:23:10.600 I just want to wake to meself to watch TV. Yeah, 0:23:10.880 --> 0:23:13.160 you need to be careful because you have to clean 0:23:13.240 --> 0:23:17.400 the tubes. What after? Yes, because they're still coming there. 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:19.480 That is going to get someone pregnant, because I know 0:23:19.640 --> 0:23:21.400 someone who had to a sect me and still got 0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:23.800 his wife pregnant because they had sex right after. Can't 0:23:23.800 --> 0:23:29.040 you just jerk off that You've got a couple of weeks. 0:23:29.440 --> 0:23:31.800 You got to clear it out so you're not still, 0:23:32.240 --> 0:23:34.240 you know, knocking people up. Oh, I thought you were 0:23:34.240 --> 0:23:38.480 actually like cleaning the tube, empty the company. I get that. 0:23:40.119 --> 0:23:42.920 I was like, what is it? Give you a little 0:23:42.960 --> 0:23:45.119 chimney sweet dress. I was like, what the poor guy's 0:23:45.160 --> 0:23:49.200 going to go? I was like, I felt protective. I 0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:52.520 was like, Jim, don't do it. Okay? So then um 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:54.840 so then I have to say, even though now the 0:23:54.920 --> 0:23:59.240 way Clayton Clayton handled it it was horrible, But part 0:23:59.280 --> 0:24:01.760 of me, I'm like, Susie, girl, have you never seen 0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:04.879