Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio? But your your phone's dr Banana like
Speaker 1: you know? Interesting? Second, I'll just well, you also have
Speaker 1: to wear your champion. We were supposed to go together.
Speaker 1: I forgot what happened to me? Oh that's right, I
Speaker 1: have a sit explosion and you have to wear your
Speaker 1: trophy on your hair. Yes, here you are my hair.
Speaker 1: You are with your trophy in your hair. Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What an episode. Hello and welcome to another episode of
Speaker 1: Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arte Marine,
Speaker 1: coming to you from my bushie garage in Los Angeles, California.
Speaker 1: What a day, What an episode? What a guest we
Speaker 1: have for you today. This is a man that I
Speaker 1: feel that you all know is one of my absolute favorites.
Speaker 1: He makes me half so hard he kills me. And
Speaker 1: I have to say, whenever people talk to me about
Speaker 1: the podcast, you are a person that they mentioned that
Speaker 1: you fucking kill them. Oh good, that's nice. Isn't a man?
Speaker 1: What are your in tries? For? Everyone else? This man,
Speaker 1: he's a man. He looks like a bloke you could
Speaker 1: put together on care for. This is a man who's
Speaker 1: going to ask if Venmo request you for seventeen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Isn't a man who stole my identity and stole my heart?
Speaker 1: You know from They keep asking me, and I should
Speaker 1: just do it. No, I can't. I can't. I can't
Speaker 1: how much Luanne makes? How much makes two k months? Almost?
Speaker 1: What she's doing that many cameos? Arden, I'm not pay
Speaker 1: for my house. I was Louiana Loui. She's a She's
Speaker 1: the countess from real house in New York. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's certain things. Look I'm not saying never,
Speaker 1: but there are certain things that make you go. Has
Speaker 1: it come to this? Am I gonna jump off the
Speaker 1: Hollywood sign? Should I go get my real estate license?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? My mom is a real
Speaker 1: I'm not knocking for all your stuffer rental needs. I'm
Speaker 1: just stop designing jewelry. Yeah? Should I? Should I learn?
Speaker 1: Should I maybe learn photoshop? Should I like to brush
Speaker 1: up on my typing sills? Like like once I go
Speaker 1: to cameo. Look, we already have our Patreon. If I
Speaker 1: go to cameo and then I'm filling my time and
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get like light filters. So my face
Speaker 1: also doesn't film well in reverse, like a selfie of me,
Speaker 1: I don't look great. My face works front words and
Speaker 1: being nice to my like I feel like a perfectly
Speaker 1: cute woman. Backwards, my bone structure doesn't quite work when
Speaker 1: you do like the selfie view and it's like your
Speaker 1: face backwards. I'm not symmetrical enough that it looks great.
Speaker 1: I won't do it because I feel like it's like
Speaker 1: a bit cheap to do it. Also, I know I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be good at it, that's right, I know. Like,
Speaker 1: let's say I charge a hundred bucks? Is j Jeffrees
Speaker 1: lady and je Jeff Jefferies? All right, I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: you for one. Okay, Hey, Jim, it's me. I just
Speaker 1: bought a cameo. It's from my cat, Mittens. It's her birthday.
Speaker 1: She's a huge fan of yours. Um. You know she's
Speaker 1: turning seven and she's feeling a little old and vulnerable.
Speaker 1: Will you let her know that she's still got it? Yeah? Hey,
Speaker 1: hey Mittens, Jim Jeffries here, I look like I know
Speaker 1: you're a big fan everything like that. You might be
Speaker 1: seven times seven forty nine, you might be forty nine
Speaker 1: and cat, but you're still seven to me? What did
Speaker 1: Jim open a van? He just kept circling it A
Speaker 1: nice kitten. I gotta say, since I've been here, the
Speaker 1: table has not changed. These new cheese sticks. You still
Speaker 1: got the photos out, like you've had a cocaine party
Speaker 1: and you're taking them up the wall. You don't know that.
Speaker 1: I haven't. Who knows? Look, I feel like, oh, macrons
Speaker 1: are dying down. I need new hobbies. I've decided to
Speaker 1: try cocaine. It turns out I love it, but everybody
Speaker 1: else hates to be around me on it. You've done
Speaker 1: a lot of cocaine. I have done something. Can you
Speaker 1: picture I've never done cocaine? Can you picture cocaine cookie artists?
Speaker 1: I dated a girl once and I didn't know that
Speaker 1: she wasn't experienced with cocaine, and so she came along
Speaker 1: to a party with me and we're all doing cocaine.
Speaker 1: And I just said to her, said you do want
Speaker 1: something like that? And she saw everyone else and she
Speaker 1: put the rolled up note up and nose yeah, and
Speaker 1: she blew it all off, the type like handy hall table.
Speaker 1: She thought that's why I was called blow? Is that
Speaker 1: it any? I think? Yeah? They blow it all they like,
Speaker 1: it all goes everywhere. She that was what she was?
Speaker 1: Why is it cold? And no? Did you get you?
Speaker 1: Did you think she was seven? Did you get her
Speaker 1: in the back of a van? I would say to
Speaker 1: anybody out there that is a cocaine fan, and it's
Speaker 1: also looking to date art marine, let me just warn you.
Speaker 1: I've never done cocaine. No, it's over cocaine doctor, Yes
Speaker 1: I have. Did you enjoy cocaine? I had a phase
Speaker 1: in my youth fun but now no, I don't enjoy
Speaker 1: anymore because I don't like talk like it's just everyone
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. It's like I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to converse. I feel that I would love it, and
Speaker 1: I always kind of knew that from a young age.
Speaker 1: I come from such addict like blood line that I
Speaker 1: thought even as I remember watching a movie as a child,
Speaker 1: I just could watch anything. There was no restrictions, and
Speaker 1: there was like class of cocaine in it. I remember
Speaker 1: like second grade and going I should never do that,
Speaker 1: Like loved it looked I knew it would be a problem.
Speaker 1: You know, it was Friday night sky it was either
Speaker 1: that a freaky Friday, but it was it was Scarface Friday,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, I knew watching Scarface. I knew that
Speaker 1: that was you know, like Debbie Mays Are and good
Speaker 1: Fellows just hanging out with radio there doing piles a blow.
Speaker 1: It just reminded me of the story slightly related about
Speaker 1: watching movies as kids when I was a kid. Right,
Speaker 1: My dad's still to this day a very pervy fella
Speaker 1: brand for comedian. That's how didn't build a comedian. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he can't. He can't use the internet, so he has
Speaker 1: to get his pawn where he can, Like, he has
Speaker 1: to really search out things, you know, paper clippings, underwear catalogs.
Speaker 1: He's still old schools, so he's a crafter. He so
Speaker 1: is that glue that is holding it on? It's a
Speaker 1: vision board clippings and a glue like substance touch it. Okay.
Speaker 1: So we would watch movies if there was like a
Speaker 1: like a hint of boob in the film. This is
Speaker 1: my dad was like, I remember me and my brothers
Speaker 1: were watching Labyrinth, which which you know famously doesn't have
Speaker 1: tits in it. You do get David Bowie's balls pretty
Speaker 1: close up. Oh yeah, he's crocking balls in those tights
Speaker 1: on stage. And child. You can see the me and
Speaker 1: my brothers are watching Labyrinth. We knew dad was in
Speaker 1: the room, so in unison we started going, oh, whoa,
Speaker 1: look at those tits, everybody bacon tits. My dad just
Speaker 1: comes out of nowhere watching you watching like that, Like
Speaker 1: he sits and watches the rest of the Labyrinth way
Speaker 1: through it like a dark Westling. And he's like and
Speaker 1: then we go, all right, we go have to play
Speaker 1: us up. He goes, I'm just going to rewind it
Speaker 1: missed the beginning. We realized my dad was a total perv.
Speaker 1: We realized that Anna's dad. I don't know if he's
Speaker 1: a perv or not, but that he always wears purple
Speaker 1: red or like pink shirts and it's because he says
Speaker 1: that it helps blend in all of his wine stains,
Speaker 1: so we call him Harvey wine stains. All right, look,
Speaker 1: speaking of tits, here we are what a segue? And what?
Speaker 1: Oh no, well well it is you know what, as
Speaker 1: they say, and you called a dreamsweet they as somebody
Speaker 1: tweeted at us, what an episode to air in honor
Speaker 1: of International Women's Day, guys, what an episode of television?
Speaker 1: Also hello to our production team, Cay Levine, Tanna, Dana, Arianna,
Speaker 1: Hannah Montana and and A Samy's got a sister was
Speaker 1: Ace on team Susie or or Clayton. So he is
Speaker 1: team Well. And so here we are, we're having a
Speaker 1: preview of Hillary Clinton's coach. We're at l A. I
Speaker 1: excited to see that coach. That fucking coat. You have
Speaker 1: to show Jim the side by side we're flying. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it is spectacular. Whether he's flying Iceland Air
Speaker 1: and he's like, this week is the most important night
Speaker 1: week for me. It's it was I feel like they
Speaker 1: dusted off one of the old Virgin It like when
Speaker 1: Virgin was giving it a go to, like like and
Speaker 1: then they didn't quite work and they got taken over
Speaker 1: by the last Cairlines. But they were like the plane
Speaker 1: for a second neon lights, and they had like international laws.
Speaker 1: They had international hiring, so that I feel like they
Speaker 1: could discriminate and only hire you if you're hot. They
Speaker 1: could be like Delter and it is the old thing
Speaker 1: like back in the sixties when you watch movies like
Speaker 1: Catch Me if you can and all asked you this
Speaker 1: is a hot Yeah, none of those women were tired. Yes,
Speaker 1: they're working at Hart. They want that mansion. I wanted
Speaker 1: don't to come out. The other day there was like
Speaker 1: I think about that, maybe twelve us in business. And
Speaker 1: she came out and gave all the drinks and she
Speaker 1: was wobbling around and then she left. We all looked up. Women,
Speaker 1: who's got the jacket cocon you know what, she's still
Speaker 1: doing it. No, I could play them and let us
Speaker 1: sit down. Tired, she must be, she must be so
Speaker 1: well virgin air. They were like, we'll keep it hot.
Speaker 1: We we will just hire internationally and skirt these laws. Katie,
Speaker 1: you were very upset because of the environment and why
Speaker 1: didn't they shoot this as if he's the only person
Speaker 1: in an airport. He's the only person on the plane.
Speaker 1: My thought was that it was a small plane. They
Speaker 1: got it for the whole crew, and they just cheated
Speaker 1: that shot. To me, it feels like it. But it
Speaker 1: was almost like apocalyptic, like everyone it's going to Iceland.
Speaker 1: Were these three women on Earth? That's true, where there's
Speaker 1: like like in the middle of like a hail storm.
Speaker 1: We'll find the least like magical part of Iceland where
Speaker 1: there's just remote no trees. It's whatever city they just
Speaker 1: give you. Yeah, you really really want city there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well so they go, they go to Iceland and by
Speaker 1: the way, I'd like to go to Iceland Springs. That's
Speaker 1: the one that was the one, and that was with
Speaker 1: Peter and the flies. I wouldn't have known that was
Speaker 1: so bad though, had you not tell him has got
Speaker 1: some not like it's something like the Strian population lives
Speaker 1: on the coast. The rest of it is just filled
Speaker 1: just so. It's kind of like America where you're just
Speaker 1: like Americans everywhere. But I say, like the middle of
Speaker 1: America is like kind of just like there's not as
Speaker 1: much they're no, no, no, no, it's different. It's very different. No,
Speaker 1: it's like, oh yea like out back and this little
Speaker 1: tiny shitty town which is a wonderful place to fall
Speaker 1: in love, like a giant famous rock. The giant famous
Speaker 1: Rock is a helicopter ride away. This is just the
Speaker 1: closest bit that was. There was flies everywhere, horses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's when that when that what's her name's like they
Speaker 1: were like breaking up, like there were slides everywhere, and
Speaker 1: that's before his mom was like, bring to me, Peter.
Speaker 1: Henna Anne is an angel center. I want you to
Speaker 1: fuck her. In the downstairs suite, like, because he lived
Speaker 1: at home. Obsessed is your mom? Would your mom have
Speaker 1: been over protective of you? Yeah, not really know. I
Speaker 1: brought home some pretty rough looking people. I think she'd
Speaker 1: be happy with my wife. The roughest you you don't
Speaker 1: need to name names like that would have been pretty fame. Okay,
Speaker 1: actually during the fame, I've had some pretty rough on sure,
Speaker 1: when I was about when I was about nineteen, she
Speaker 1: was about twenty. I liked it because she godfree nugget page.
Speaker 1: She knew all the cool bands, you know, hit band, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have the good concerts. But my dad will still
Speaker 1: bring her up now and go, oh God, wasn't much
Speaker 1: to look at. And this is a man who runs
Speaker 1: in to see David Bowie's balls, and I will rewind
Speaker 1: on the off chats that he missed its it okay,
Speaker 1: here we are, so here we are. He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: it's Susie, Gabby and Rachel. I'm already in love with Susie.
Speaker 1: I was. I was really shocked to hear him say that.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, because in my mind this whole time,
Speaker 1: it's been Rachel. Yeah. And then he said that, and
Speaker 1: I was like we've been wrong winning. Susie would have won. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought I dude, I thought it was Rachel this
Speaker 1: whole time. Nice did you think that the whole time? Though?
Speaker 1: I think? Okay, So then Gabby, um, maybe for the
Speaker 1: last few weeks, but I didn't. I don't know. So
Speaker 1: then they show up and they're in this like Marryott
Speaker 1: or something, and this awkward silence of the three women
Speaker 1: to be waited to be ejected from the fox seats,
Speaker 1: like and it looks hot they used to not make
Speaker 1: them have to stay together. Yeah, Peter, Yeah, it's very cruel.
Speaker 1: It's weird why people don't just say, yeah, I slept
Speaker 1: with him or whatever, you know, and just tell the truth.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but they just sort of keep it
Speaker 1: close to the chest and then we might not be seen.
Speaker 1: And I'm talking because I don't didn't know. She didn't.
Speaker 1: I think she knew. She sad. I know. I felt
Speaker 1: badly for Gabby. I love, I love Gabby. Didn't care
Speaker 1: get straight off the cock and come I. I hope
Speaker 1: there's a day in between. There has to be, because
Speaker 1: they also probably stay up late, so he'd be very tired. Dirty,
Speaker 1: d you do not want to be I have a
Speaker 1: number three dirty d number three that you're not getting
Speaker 1: a good come shut out of your getting a drop
Speaker 1: coming out. And then you go, I haven't slept with
Speaker 1: the other women. Yeah, let me get another goal. I
Speaker 1: want to point out the gym is accidentally when it
Speaker 1: was Destiny wearing a champion town. You know that I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with becoming What did you do to become a champion?
Speaker 1: This week? This hat? Yeah, champion, that's a champion bolding.
Speaker 1: I'm look, would you get plugs? You were saying, done
Speaker 1: all that. I've taken pills. You sh my hair, and
Speaker 1: the pills poison of dick. You have to take a
Speaker 1: pill and then your dick doesn't work. You've got to
Speaker 1: take it out of pillars. Surgery, do the surgery, but
Speaker 1: the surgery to keep the hair on the head. After
Speaker 1: the surgery, you got to take the pills. The pills
Speaker 1: never go away. It keeps it stuck in there. So
Speaker 1: you've got you've got two options. You got hair, and
Speaker 1: you can't suck anyone. You don't have hair, and no
Speaker 1: one wants to. It's a lever, So you chose the hair.
Speaker 1: I'm giving up on the pills now. Bloody, I'm and
Speaker 1: I gave it a good run. Yeah, your hair looks
Speaker 1: great and the hat looks great. You can wear your
Speaker 1: champions hat every single day. And I literally you were
Speaker 1: I think looking at Ace. I thought you were just
Speaker 1: glaring at Jim's dick. I do this. It's just sad
Speaker 1: what it used to be. It's like, it's just like,
Speaker 1: I just want to hear about this. That's so mad.
Speaker 1: I've never been angry on my way the ship. Jimose
Speaker 1: your hair over you, chose your hair over your dick.
Speaker 1: Every fine, I've just had a baby. I'm doing things
Speaker 1: that I believe you. I believe you. I do believe you. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, Gabby. I like that. I feel like
Speaker 1: Gabby was kind of like putting her like lady Tits
Speaker 1: on the table going because she could see Susie was
Speaker 1: a little vulnerable. She was like, I don't want anything
Speaker 1: to be off limits between us. I want to get
Speaker 1: to explore each other and give him a taste of
Speaker 1: what it's going to be like. And he you know,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that funck goodn't it? Man? Like you're
Speaker 1: fucking for a ring. You're you're competitive, can't you can't
Speaker 1: go in there and give a half host joke. You
Speaker 1: gotta go for it. There will be a day in
Speaker 1: Batchel or the Bachelor. There will be a day where
Speaker 1: after the fantasy waits, all three of the women go,
Speaker 1: I'm good like plagging. The guy's just he's not a
Speaker 1: good fock, or he's more maybe he's a weird, weird
Speaker 1: thing he wants you to do on a coffee some
Speaker 1: weird three of them. Guy good go blunker ring? Is
Speaker 1: she but a lunkery luncker ring? I love she's so cute.
Speaker 1: This is going to school and green. You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: Once somebody's too freaky, it was too much and not fun.
Speaker 1: Would choose someone that's like that because most of the
Speaker 1: people they choose are like so you don't know, you
Speaker 1: don't know. I never could just be boring, like yeah,
Speaker 1: you could have a margarite diket because there's there's so
Speaker 1: many different things. That's right, it's wild. Oh you know
Speaker 1: she can bring should be good baby, you need like
Speaker 1: a far extinguisher. She gets angry and you're in the show. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna oh yeah, she's a journey So then Jesse
Speaker 1: Palmer strolls in and his cowl neck. I loved that sweater,
Speaker 1: his cowl neck. And then which Nick vile. He debuted
Speaker 1: the cowl neck and she was obsessed with He was
Speaker 1: obsessed with the cow neck. And Gabby is it's a
Speaker 1: freezing place where they are. She's in a tiktop and
Speaker 1: she used a shirt completely pulled off of her shoulders.
Speaker 1: Always want to I want to say with the dates. Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, in this episode, the dates are the
Speaker 1: most boring beats. Oh, we're down a fucking cave and
Speaker 1: doom buggies. Look. I don't know a lot about women,
Speaker 1: but I do know when they do their hair and everything,
Speaker 1: they don't want to wear a helmet. That's and they
Speaker 1: don't get im. They don't want to be a buggy.
Speaker 1: I literally thought of Susie because they showed her like
Speaker 1: doing her hair and this she get it right, and
Speaker 1: that there's the girl. What's the one that you thought
Speaker 1: was gonna win with Rachel sort of put it on
Speaker 1: a jaunty angle, so she sort of looked cute and
Speaker 1: they're like, dammy gay like this. By the way, we've
Speaker 1: seen numerous bachelors like like flip things like Matt James
Speaker 1: and flipped people. We will have flipped the ladies. Okay,
Speaker 1: the first up is Rachel. Um uh, Susie, let's see
Speaker 1: um And so we hear like a ticking clock and
Speaker 1: they find out Rachel's first, and Susie starts immediately freaking out.
Speaker 1: She's like, um is if Rachel is intimate is a
Speaker 1: tough pill to swallow. Um. I hope he takes physical
Speaker 1: intimacy as important as I do. I just want some
Speaker 1: form of commitment to find out if he's been physically
Speaker 1: intimate or because that would be devastating. Now. At that moment,
Speaker 1: I knew what happened. As soon as she said that,
Speaker 1: I was like, she she's last. Yeah, yeah, because then
Speaker 1: they put her the whole time I was watching it,
Speaker 1: like if she had gone first, here's the thing and
Speaker 1: and I and I do will get into more of
Speaker 1: this later, but I will say, in my mind, sometimes
Speaker 1: going last is you're the last on their brain though. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But I mean they clearly they knew that she was concerned.
Speaker 1: You're right, they wanted to turn the screws. I also
Speaker 1: wonder if they're evil enough if they told them, did
Speaker 1: you love at me? Say turn the screws. Also, they
Speaker 1: just made her walk up and down spiral. Yeah, like weird.
Speaker 1: Alison wondered, Yeah, the word they like, how quickly did
Speaker 1: they build that spiral staircase and that like sucking like
Speaker 1: Hyatt for for taugh whatever I hear. I feel like
Speaker 1: the producers are extra evil in a way that they
Speaker 1: encouraged him to be, like, you owe it to yourself
Speaker 1: to not hold back if you're in love. Like, I
Speaker 1: think they knew the outcome would be this. I think
Speaker 1: they knew he loved her. I think they knew she
Speaker 1: and I think they knew it was a deal breaker
Speaker 1: for her, And I think they told him to say it,
Speaker 1: just say it, don't hold back. I feel like, wait
Speaker 1: to have sex with him to tell everyone. But also
Speaker 1: I kind of think he would have done that anyway.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's first of a very horny guy. I
Speaker 1: don't think this. I think he would have had sex
Speaker 1: with everyone. I don't know, he would have been screaming
Speaker 1: I'm in love with everyone. By the way, my friend
Speaker 1: Cat she says that when he screams like that, he
Speaker 1: sounds like he's making like a football call, like oh
Speaker 1: my turn, you know, like yeah, I love you. And
Speaker 1: he does every time I hear now it's like a
Speaker 1: football call. It asks for them like their football players,
Speaker 1: because I really liked what you brought to today's date.
Speaker 1: He coaches them. He's like, he's like he like screams
Speaker 1: like a guy on the fuel or like Tom Cruise
Speaker 1: trying to convince the world that he loved. Katie Holmes
Speaker 1: on Oprah's Couch. I love this woman and it feels
Speaker 1: so good. Do you at your wife? No, No, I
Speaker 1: haven't even told her I love you. Keep her gassing
Speaker 1: like another baby, then you can tell you more babies
Speaker 1: from me. I thought, my wife, I'm gonna invasectomy, and
Speaker 1: she said to me, she goes, well, maybe we should wait,
Speaker 1: and I said, my body, my choice. Then I get
Speaker 1: to use that sentence very much. But but you know,
Speaker 1: I have the problem with the vasectomies. They used to
Speaker 1: be two weeks with the recovery. Now they're doing with
Speaker 1: some lasery topics like two days, two days recovery. I'm
Speaker 1: telling my wife it takes a week. I just want
Speaker 1: I just want to wake to meself to watch TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you need to be careful because you have to clean
Speaker 1: the tubes. What after? Yes, because they're still coming there.
Speaker 1: That is going to get someone pregnant, because I know
Speaker 1: someone who had to a sect me and still got
Speaker 1: his wife pregnant because they had sex right after. Can't
Speaker 1: you just jerk off that You've got a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: You got to clear it out so you're not still,
Speaker 1: you know, knocking people up. Oh, I thought you were
Speaker 1: actually like cleaning the tube, empty the company. I get that.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is it? Give you a little
Speaker 1: chimney sweet dress. I was like, what the poor guy's
Speaker 1: going to go? I was like, I felt protective. I
Speaker 1: was like, Jim, don't do it. Okay? So then um
Speaker 1: so then I have to say, even though now the
Speaker 1: way Clayton Clayton handled it it was horrible, But part
Speaker 1: of me, I'm like, Susie, girl, have you never seen
Speaker 1: the show before? Same here? And she didn't. I have
Speaker 1: you never seen the show before? I was fortunately told
Speaker 1: this is the rules of the game. You get to
Speaker 1: funk at least two people. Yeah, no, I mean this
Speaker 1: is how the show works. I mean that's the that's
Speaker 1: the name of the game. Well, Nick said that he
Speaker 1: only sucked one, and because he knew that, did he
Speaker 1: fuck Raven because Raven had Like I think they lied.
Speaker 1: I think they lied about that. So like he didn't
Speaker 1: make her come and he didn't was she was a virgin?
Speaker 1: She was? And then it showed like doing hurt wheels,
Speaker 1: been lapland laugh. Pretty sure he did come out and
Speaker 1: eventually say he only slept with Vanessa. That's what I
Speaker 1: heard that two And was it because Vanessa said not
Speaker 1: to sleep I don't recall, because apparently we heard later
Speaker 1: recently that Rachel didn't sleep with him because of the
Speaker 1: night after Trump was elected and she got so drunk
Speaker 1: she passed out. Wow, because she was so upset, she
Speaker 1: was celebrating so hard. She you know, she was just
Speaker 1: sleep with multiple people? Uh well, Greg, Greg tapped out,
Speaker 1: who I don't even definitely slept with Blake Dick boy
Speaker 1: Moyne's Yeah, I think she would have slept with Greg.
Speaker 1: But wasn't Blake the guy that she ended up with. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I assumed she would have slept with him and
Speaker 1: Hannah Hannah basically Michelle. Do we know if Michelle, I
Speaker 1: feel like I would sleep with at least two fun
Speaker 1: and if it's your last hurrah, like give it a
Speaker 1: go with one other person. I would like someone might
Speaker 1: surprise you. Well, thank you. Even Gabby was like she
Speaker 1: was like, oh you do it? Like she was like
Speaker 1: she she was like, you know, I want him to
Speaker 1: explore the people and then I want him to come
Speaker 1: back to meet you know that. She said that she
Speaker 1: knows that she's also good and bad and you laugh
Speaker 1: for the whole time. She's falling over I feel like
Speaker 1: she knows what's up. She was a cheerleader. I was
Speaker 1: I feel like she is. I bet she she said
Speaker 1: that confidently, like she would win the humping Olympics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I mean she also knew a show she was on,
Speaker 1: and that's the deal. I feel like that's the fun
Speaker 1: of being the lead. Did you get to go to
Speaker 1: fantasy suitets with everybody and then be like what, you know,
Speaker 1: I get a free pass. The thing is with him though,
Speaker 1: and we can get this later. It's like he felt like,
Speaker 1: you know what. Lisa Tregger texted me and she said
Speaker 1: a man shows his character the way he deals with
Speaker 1: it when a woman says no yes. And he felt
Speaker 1: entitled and he felt like he was like he was
Speaker 1: a dick. He was a baby. He was a big baby.
Speaker 1: Said what he wanted to say in a much easier way.
Speaker 1: He was, I'm sorry that was something that I had
Speaker 1: to do and you know, I didn't know that was
Speaker 1: a deal breaker for you. And I'm sorry this already happened.
Speaker 1: I can't change the past. You've had this conversation before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you and I were saying and again he handled
Speaker 1: it so badly. But it did feel like it was
Speaker 1: like and I can see her point of saying, like, I,
Speaker 1: if I was meant that much to you, I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have to tell you. But I can also but but
Speaker 1: you're on the Bachelor. And also was like a test.
Speaker 1: It was like it felt like a secret she didn't
Speaker 1: tell him, and men are simple creatures. You have to
Speaker 1: tell them what you want of them. And it's like
Speaker 1: and I just I felt like that wasn't cool on
Speaker 1: her part because she didn't know what she was signing
Speaker 1: up for and she knew what fantasy sweets were, and
Speaker 1: she was there when they were coming back, and it
Speaker 1: was like that was confusing to me. But he just
Speaker 1: was a fucking deck dr Banans. Yes, how much of
Speaker 1: it was though that she was like, oh, ship, I
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. What do you mean? But
Speaker 1: she was like, what were you trying to check? I
Speaker 1: think she was spiraling out all week watching everybody come back,
Speaker 1: watching Gabby come back with the hair. I think this
Speaker 1: was like isolated from your friends for five weeks. Then
Speaker 1: you're in the five Then you're like tired, your jet lagged,
Speaker 1: you're like and stuck inside a hotel room, and you're
Speaker 1: like watching your two friends just post mates. There you go,
Speaker 1: that's it, alright, alright, so here we go. So then
Speaker 1: um so then so then susans on. So Rachel's on
Speaker 1: the date and they're going on the helicopter. She was
Speaker 1: freaking out because she got the last row. She's in
Speaker 1: a cute little crop sweater, her hair is blowing. They're like,
Speaker 1: I can't beat the view. Meanwhile, they don't look at
Speaker 1: the view at all. They just make out. And then
Speaker 1: they're going four hundred feet down into a volcano. I
Speaker 1: have to wrote, I would freak out. I am so claustrophobic.
Speaker 1: I would the time. I don't. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you I wouldn't. That's really far down you good point?
Speaker 1: Well it was. It was lit up in there, because like, okay,
Speaker 1: so I would freak out. I guess when I was
Speaker 1: I went to Carl's Back Caverns in New Mexico, and
Speaker 1: those are really cool caves. But I'm claustrophobic, so I
Speaker 1: was worried. But they were like the size of like
Speaker 1: a football field. I think, Okay, this looked tight. Logo.
Speaker 1: That was tight. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have made that
Speaker 1: ride down, particularly when I would start to lose. I
Speaker 1: would have freaked the fuck out on that ride down
Speaker 1: to Middle Earth. Yeah, I don't care. I would Gollum
Speaker 1: would have been waiting for me. I would have been
Speaker 1: fucking losing. It would have been bad. It would have
Speaker 1: been bad. You could do like Carl's back caverns like
Speaker 1: those are. I'm a champion. I'm becoming a champion. But no,
Speaker 1: maybe you were in a carriage. Your spice never would
Speaker 1: have diminished. Jim, when you're planning my season to the Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: don't don't send me to Middle Earth. I don't want
Speaker 1: to do it. Yeah, but you can't tell them that
Speaker 1: because they will send I don't want to know. I
Speaker 1: mean I kind of do, but like not that version
Speaker 1: that feels scary. You gotta tell them. I love small spaces,
Speaker 1: I love heights, right, you're right. Yeah, you're right, you're right,
Speaker 1: because they'll use everything against you. So then they seem
Speaker 1: that they had nothing to say to each other. Oh yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean she's kept like, I hope you weren't scared
Speaker 1: of my dad, and he's like I was, yeah, you're
Speaker 1: dad so scary. How would you have handled her dad
Speaker 1: to the dad looked the thing with him. The mother
Speaker 1: was loving being on TV. She was love, she was
Speaker 1: she was all in on that. Well, if you like him,
Speaker 1: she had no reservation because this man's married to her.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's had to pick up the slack
Speaker 1: often in this relationship where he's had to go all
Speaker 1: right everyone writing. So maybe he's been made into this
Speaker 1: person because yeah, it's it's like that. Even the sister
Speaker 1: fellow like that. I'll touch you on the shoulder if
Speaker 1: I think it's so Kane, just say to me, just
Speaker 1: say you're a good guy, as I believe with the
Speaker 1: fucking Mason bloody handshakes and let's type of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, that's right. He was scary, but then he
Speaker 1: was also like right into it. Used to read any
Speaker 1: the way I love just phreezing a you'll walk next
Speaker 1: to her, not in front of her. I was like,
Speaker 1: that's a really lovely yeah. But also every I just
Speaker 1: want to see one parents say you know my son
Speaker 1: or daughter, they're not special jeds parents. That's right. They
Speaker 1: were right. The dog food jingle, the one that won.
Speaker 1: He was any of your girlfriend and they were all like,
Speaker 1: are you sure? Because I think they were trying to
Speaker 1: be like he's got a girl's that? By the way?
Speaker 1: Has he he got eaten by batslor nation? Like like
Speaker 1: I feel like other people have been taken down and
Speaker 1: like slithered back in and kind of gotten their parent.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's out and he's playing in these
Speaker 1: bands in Nashville. He was a stripper. He was like,
Speaker 1: he did like that review review? Yeah, so um so.
Speaker 1: Then Rachel is like, I love Clayton. We have such
Speaker 1: an incredible connection. I've never felt this before. I couldn't
Speaker 1: read you at the Rose ceremony. I cried the whole
Speaker 1: way back to the hotel. I didn't know where I stand.
Speaker 1: She's crying, She's like, and he goes I think honestly,
Speaker 1: and he started getting upset. Something's wearing on me. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I was a d transparent I wish
Speaker 1: I had told you earlier. I'm falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: and I have been for a couple of weeks, if
Speaker 1: not more. I haven't felt this way about anyone in
Speaker 1: five or six years. And then they go and they
Speaker 1: just like get at it. Well, do you think if
Speaker 1: he didn't say that, then she would have shagged him? Like, yes,
Speaker 1: I do. She was acting like she wouldn't have shagged him.
Speaker 1: She was like, there's some things I need clearing up
Speaker 1: for me to move forward, blah blah blah, and then
Speaker 1: he said the right way to the right time, and
Speaker 1: then she was all in. That was the sentence she needed.
Speaker 1: I think she did need to hear it. One thing
Speaker 1: I did notice is the way he was like looking
Speaker 1: at her the whole time, Like he genuinely did like
Speaker 1: smile so big. I thought she was gonna win, I know,
Speaker 1: like the way he looks at her. I mean, I
Speaker 1: feel like he likes her the most just by that too.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he can't have any of them now.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna work out that he gets any of
Speaker 1: them because if they say the footage Susie was so
Speaker 1: clearly gonna win, then everyone else's second place and that, No,
Speaker 1: it's so awful. How could you be that in love
Speaker 1: with three people? You can't, can you? I mean you can't.
Speaker 1: I you can be in lost with three people. But
Speaker 1: he doesn't know them well enough to be in love.
Speaker 1: I mean that's he's only fooling for Gabby. He's like
Speaker 1: he's seeing the Gabby that he loved her, and at
Speaker 1: the end he's like, hey, Gabby, I'm freaking Gabby out.
Speaker 1: Then he say I'm fall in love and it feels
Speaker 1: great in the Hillary Clinton, yeah, yeah. He doesn't say
Speaker 1: he's in love. He says I'm following in love and
Speaker 1: it feels amazing or great away. Um any So then
Speaker 1: meanwhile Susie is freaking out. She's like, I want to
Speaker 1: know if they've been intimate. Sex is a big deal
Speaker 1: for me. It's a big boundary to cross. If Clayton
Speaker 1: thinks it's me and he sleeps with other women, I
Speaker 1: would have a hard time moving forward. Meanwhile, they cut
Speaker 1: to her saying that, and then they cut to them
Speaker 1: kissing on the bed. Um, now here's the thing. This
Speaker 1: might baby misogynistic. Go mere you tell me. Is there
Speaker 1: a world where maybe Susie's not great in bid Oh,
Speaker 1: you've had a lot of sexual hang ups and some
Speaker 1: of that you are on the Bachelor's playing Devil's advocate, right,
Speaker 1: Don't give me she's nervous about it. Honestly, I think anybody,
Speaker 1: I mean I think most people wouldn't be there, and
Speaker 1: then they didn't know that then you have that. I
Speaker 1: would I would get nervous under a bit of puppetry
Speaker 1: of the penis up top, the mood, do a hand
Speaker 1: biggest and we will get to know the fellow. It's
Speaker 1: fun to go off, just like you know, naked in
Speaker 1: me sucks and golf at some of those stroberrism. Be
Speaker 1: a full visual and see what's happening in you cry
Speaker 1: to really set the movie. That sounds like a great.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a great. This poor city gets shelled. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that we have Rachel. They wake up in the morning,
Speaker 1: they're kissing, and then it's like, I was incredible to
Speaker 1: wake up next to you. I had the most perfect night.
Speaker 1: It feels like a dream. I do love Rachel. It's scary.
Speaker 1: I've never been so open. I am in love with her.
Speaker 1: Intimacy is importaner in a relationship. It was a good
Speaker 1: night and then on the balcony, he goes, hey, she says, hey,
Speaker 1: I love you, and in the coat he goes, I
Speaker 1: love you too, Rachel. All this time, I don't want
Speaker 1: to miss you. That's a different, that's different, but a
Speaker 1: football yell. Oh my god, I'm gonna miss you. You
Speaker 1: were like staying in that hotel. Then have you slept
Speaker 1: with the man for the first time again? Are hey?
Speaker 1: I want to miss you? Because everyone says the most
Speaker 1: dramatic anying of her and we don't know what's going
Speaker 1: to happen. And even because you gotta know what's gonna happen,
Speaker 1: why do you think I think they're both gonna go
Speaker 1: SUSY's gonna come back and say I always give you
Speaker 1: a blah blah, and then they all dump him. They
Speaker 1: all dump him, right, they'll dump him. But you know,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a hundred to one odds and maybe
Speaker 1: he knocked one of them up. That would be the
Speaker 1: best because the TV show I can leave all the
Speaker 1: dumes in the fucking world, didn't they? But Gabby shows
Speaker 1: up in Paradise with a put belly single ready to mangle. Um. Wait, okay,
Speaker 1: so half of me was expecting you know when you,
Speaker 1: because it looked like she was just in some airbnbast
Speaker 1: there and they were screaming outside. I have done this
Speaker 1: drunk in my day in Europe, when you're up, you're
Speaker 1: basically never slept in, you're up early, and I've been
Speaker 1: told to shut the funk up by people like, like,
Speaker 1: shut up out there, and you're like a man of
Speaker 1: dumb Americans just yelling at that's more an Italian thing
Speaker 1: to do. And there was the Italian, the Italy what
Speaker 1: are you doing. I feel like the Icelandic people will
Speaker 1: just be sitting. It is very loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, You're right, and they're like, come on, this
Speaker 1: big man is yelling I miss you. Outside he is
Speaker 1: eating strawberries and it's only wearing socks and doing a
Speaker 1: puppet show. We only have forty strawberries in the whole
Speaker 1: cities were meant to be rationed out. He keeps talking
Speaker 1: about Ukraine and doing bits with his penis and conkaballs.
Speaker 1: It's much too loud. Kians and Frank were going to
Speaker 1: take a quick break. We'll be right back against sex.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out and we're back. Wow.
Speaker 1: We just end up with a Dick Puppet Show in Iceland.
Speaker 1: Never been nice. I haven't either. Your favorite place you've
Speaker 1: ever been, I imagine you've traveled the world. Um, it
Speaker 1: leaves right up there. But then there you know, there's
Speaker 1: places that are great cities, and there's places that like
Speaker 1: the Milda is a great resorts, you know the thing.
Speaker 1: But that's not like, wouldn't want to live there. No,
Speaker 1: but that's good. That's good. So I would say, yeah,
Speaker 1: probably Italy. I'm a big fan of Germany me too.
Speaker 1: I love Berlin. I love Germany. I've been numerous times.
Speaker 1: I'll go to Europe, I'll try something else, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, let's just go back to Germany too.
Speaker 1: It's surprising I was not a big brat west in
Speaker 1: a role. It's like the size of yeah, yeah, it's good,
Speaker 1: good stuff, it's good. I did. They had a big outdoor.
Speaker 1: They do, like a big outdoor karaoke at like a
Speaker 1: flea market in Berlin. Some guy just like rides to
Speaker 1: bicycle with a giant karaoke machine and then it's like
Speaker 1: German singing, like Frank Sinatra and like German accents. It's
Speaker 1: like free and weird, and they're always like this used
Speaker 1: to be the death zone where the wall was so
Speaker 1: they would kill anyone who tried to escape the East.
Speaker 1: And now it's a club and you're like, that's right.
Speaker 1: It was right there when I was twenty one, all right,
Speaker 1: and I went drinking with a big thing. Yeah bears die.
Speaker 1: I shagged one of the birds in the was she
Speaker 1: wearing the Steine outfit after the thing, I'm bringing his
Speaker 1: beers and the full German outfit. That was. That was
Speaker 1: a real tourist adventure. And then there the next day
Speaker 1: I was there. I was talking to a girl twenty one,
Speaker 1: you know, and I was drinking, drinking, drinking, and I
Speaker 1: was talking to this girl, al right, has been funny,
Speaker 1: and that those stuff, I drank it so much that
Speaker 1: I just vomited under the table and thought she probably
Speaker 1: didn't see that, continued talking to her. She walked away.
Speaker 1: Smart girl, Smart girl. You know what I like that?
Speaker 1: You took a swing though that was the swing of
Speaker 1: a champion. I thought it was a subtle vomit. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: godfree Nugget, That Godfree nugget always taken the swing. Went
Speaker 1: to the World Cup in Jimmy and she has six
Speaker 1: smashing time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, he must have liked
Speaker 1: all the little beer of its very much, very very pervy.
Speaker 1: Gary was very pervy Gary. I love it. That's great,
Speaker 1: that's fantastic news. Here we are, so Rachel. If we
Speaker 1: mentioned Germany and I bragged about shagging a bird and
Speaker 1: hitting on someone, I'm having a real good show. Great,
Speaker 1: I'm here for him. I would say, we want you
Speaker 1: to this is this is it's fantasy sweets dead, that's
Speaker 1: what we're all talking about. Hey, Anna, have you ever
Speaker 1: had a one night stand? Yeah? In Europe just in
Speaker 1: my youth. I had a similar youth used to take
Speaker 1: taken cocaine and they say, yes, you don't need to
Speaker 1: ask the one nuts stage stands. I've had someone night stands.
Speaker 1: I used to. I used to go to Europe a
Speaker 1: lot because I have friends who lived there and I
Speaker 1: would That's where I did all my debauchery out with everyone.
Speaker 1: I didn't sleep with everyone, but I made out with everyone.
Speaker 1: Actually a lot of Australians, because they're everywhere, everywhere, many
Speaker 1: every roust and I've ever met is on around the
Speaker 1: world one year party ticket that just flat and they're
Speaker 1: like working as like chair liftop. They do a thing
Speaker 1: with Britain, and I think now it's changed because we
Speaker 1: have since Britain stuft the EU, we have bigger connections
Speaker 1: in can Trouble. But there's a there's a rule, and
Speaker 1: used to me when I was younger, if you go
Speaker 1: there before you turn twenty seven, you get two years
Speaker 1: where you can travel around Europe and do whatever you want,
Speaker 1: which Americans don't get this same thing. Canadians get a year.
Speaker 1: I think, so you get you get two years, but
Speaker 1: the rule is you're not allowed to do an occupation
Speaker 1: that furthers is a career, so you can't have a
Speaker 1: good job. You just gotta have ship kicker, bartender jobs.
Speaker 1: So the image of Australians around Europe is we're always
Speaker 1: working on schels because we're all doing menial work like
Speaker 1: I'm cutting this tree down. You're like, okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: you know what they made the British do. So when
Speaker 1: the British visit Australia, because you know, Australia's place, yeah,
Speaker 1: not a landlocked an island. Um, so we don't have
Speaker 1: as many fruit pickers as you do here in America.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to say this gently, right, right,
Speaker 1: We don't have as many people to pick the fruit
Speaker 1: and something. So English too want to come over and
Speaker 1: live for a year, they have to go into the
Speaker 1: outback for six weeks first and pick fruit. So we
Speaker 1: put the pasty English people in the sun just pick
Speaker 1: an apples for us before they are allowed out in
Speaker 1: the general populace. And then they're like, you've done your time,
Speaker 1: enjoy Australia. Not the toughest son, but why can't you
Speaker 1: do a job that would further your career because they
Speaker 1: don't want us going over to England and then taking jobs.
Speaker 1: And also if you take a job, then a company
Speaker 1: might go it will sponsor you, and then they've got
Speaker 1: another immigrant living there. You know what I mean? But
Speaker 1: I did. I just did stand up and just told
Speaker 1: him I wasn't doing it and did cash in hand
Speaker 1: until eventually I got on some TV shows and they
Speaker 1: gave me a visa. I muscled my way into the
Speaker 1: country through lies. I like this for you. That's worse
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Susie did not sleep well.
Speaker 1: She was freaking out. She cannot handle it again. I
Speaker 1: do not like how he handled it. But I'm like, girl,
Speaker 1: and I understand, what did you think he signed up
Speaker 1: for Jesse just sitting around as well. He was just
Speaker 1: ready to go, Like, is there a problem, oh, Jesse.
Speaker 1: I don't want a new host. I want a new host.
Speaker 1: He's not he's not doing too it's not helping, and
Speaker 1: he's a perfectly nice He looks too much like Colton Clayton.
Speaker 1: I was trying to hit the tea. I was so
Speaker 1: worried about hitting the tea that Clayton m Clinton So okay.
Speaker 1: So then Rachel returns. Susie's freaking out, and then Rachel says,
Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. In advance. She's like we what what
Speaker 1: the fuck? She's like, it's gonna be a tough week
Speaker 1: for all of us seeing all of us come home.
Speaker 1: Susie starts crying. She's like, it's too good to be true.
Speaker 1: So up next is our sweet Gabby. Gabby is bundled
Speaker 1: to stay warm. He's got a dune buggy. She's so cute.
Speaker 1: She just starts giggling. She goes, I am so dead,
Speaker 1: what is going on here? It's so cold. She just
Speaker 1: wanted to go on a cruise and have strawberries, and
Speaker 1: now they're exploring the beach. She didn't want to be
Speaker 1: in a buddy doing buggy. It was freezing where she
Speaker 1: was already like knocking the cave dive. At the end
Speaker 1: of the credits, right she was saying, oh, she could
Speaker 1: have it. I don't want to bloody do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and now you're in a dune buggy. I love when
Speaker 1: she was like, it's Iceland and it's called so white bundled,
Speaker 1: and it was thought. It was so cute. She was
Speaker 1: so cute. Was also and she's from Colorado, so she's
Speaker 1: but she had like a little tiny coat. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it was a good coach. She had a huge hit layer.
Speaker 1: She was so cute. She's so cute. She was a
Speaker 1: good sport as well. And yeah, she's like, is it
Speaker 1: gonna be my turn? Do I get to drive? She's
Speaker 1: so cute. I just think she's She goes, she's a driver.
Speaker 1: She can't be stopped about herself. I love her. Um,
Speaker 1: and then she goes, what did you think of my family?
Speaker 1: He's like they were fun. She said it it went
Speaker 1: so well. It was very emotional and then um, and
Speaker 1: then he was saying that one of us had to
Speaker 1: start to open up, and he's like, and it was you,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I am falling in love with her,
Speaker 1: and then he wore the They went back and uh,
Speaker 1: he had the coat on, and they go to dinner
Speaker 1: and he says, everything you said, I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: I just wanted um guys in the past. They just
Speaker 1: wanted you know, fun, Gabby. They didn't want other sides
Speaker 1: of me. And then he's like, I'm proud of hearing
Speaker 1: about your past and what you've dealt with. And I realized,
Speaker 1: I am falling in love with you. I am, I've
Speaker 1: had these feelings. Thank you. It just feels right to
Speaker 1: tell you. I wrote down. No. Then they go to
Speaker 1: a hot tub and they have an eagle. This is
Speaker 1: the place I would want to stay in one of
Speaker 1: the JEO things. I don't read me stay there. I
Speaker 1: wanted to stay in the year um question. And they
Speaker 1: like pulled blinds down because it was fully all windows.
Speaker 1: I think they can't. So that means if normally, if
Speaker 1: you're there, it secluded, but now you have a full
Speaker 1: production team because watch you in here. Yeah you want
Speaker 1: to watch them? That's actually great. Oh yeah, I would
Speaker 1: love to go there. Well, that was one of these things.
Speaker 1: I want to go there and we'll see the northern lots,
Speaker 1: and there's two days go back to Germany. You go
Speaker 1: back to Germany. Yeah, you get it, you get it. Agreed,
Speaker 1: eat whatever. Their main food is Icelandic, Icelandic postmas um. Meanwhile, Susie,
Speaker 1: it's like I'm spiraling as she went down the spiral staircase. Um.
Speaker 1: And then and then he is like it is She's
Speaker 1: She's just freaking out. She's crying. She's like, sex is
Speaker 1: a connective thing for me with somebody. Susan has already
Speaker 1: worked herself up into a frenzy. Susie was like a
Speaker 1: whole situation that he is going to have to deal with.
Speaker 1: But then he dealt with it so poorly, so poorly.
Speaker 1: I thought I was actually going to be on his side,
Speaker 1: and then he was such a dick. They were both
Speaker 1: connor Ross. Yeah they were because I saw her point.
Speaker 1: I saw her and I saw his. But he could
Speaker 1: have handled it much. Oh, he handled it like such
Speaker 1: a bro He was such bro um. So then they cut,
Speaker 1: So they go back and forth between her crying and
Speaker 1: then them in the fantasy suite. She's like, it would
Speaker 1: suck to not end up with Clayton. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. I feel like it's ending. Um and
Speaker 1: then cut to breakfast in bed. He was she was
Speaker 1: so cute. He brought out the breakfast. She goes, where's yours?
Speaker 1: And then she's a huge breakfast and the champagne and
Speaker 1: she's like, this is mine. And then he said, falling
Speaker 1: in love feels effortless with you. It's easy. It just
Speaker 1: makes so much sense. You're easy to fall in love with.
Speaker 1: I'm falling more and more in love with her every moment.
Speaker 1: I was kind of surprised to hear that, because, like,
Speaker 1: I felt like he definitely likes her, and I think
Speaker 1: he enjoys spending time with her. But it felt different
Speaker 1: than like Rachel. To me, he seemed happier with Gabby
Speaker 1: in a weird way. But I agree with you. I
Speaker 1: feel like I think he actually had fun with her,
Speaker 1: Like but he goes, it's hard to walk away, And
Speaker 1: then here we go Hillary Clinton coach, Hey, Gabby, one
Speaker 1: more thing. I just want you to know he was
Speaker 1: so psyched to do this, he knew he had his best.
Speaker 1: Come on, I just want you to know, I am
Speaker 1: falling in love and it feels so good. And what
Speaker 1: did Gabby say back? I don't just like you. I
Speaker 1: don't even know I'm laughing. I think she was like
Speaker 1: laughing at him, like you're such an idiot, but in
Speaker 1: a cute way. Did she say I love you too
Speaker 1: or something? Yeah, they were cute like that code He
Speaker 1: has no game. This guy has no game. He's not
Speaker 1: cool at all. I don't know he's doing all right
Speaker 1: in a week and they're pretty hot. Oh man, I
Speaker 1: I just it wasn't it hard to watch him saying
Speaker 1: I am so in love with you. It's a big error,
Speaker 1: would you do? He's done the other ones? He said
Speaker 1: I'm in love with and he said I'm falling in
Speaker 1: love with Gabby's Gabby's coming lost. But it's still Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's gonna be eliminated now. She's going to be the
Speaker 1: third life I'd married just to hang out with her grandfather.
Speaker 1: She's fine face sitting jokes with the old baby that,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Oh. I feel like he could have been
Speaker 1: my grandpa. He would have gotten me and accepted me.
Speaker 1: I feel like she might be bachelorette because she's so popular.
Speaker 1: She's so fun, like people online really like her. She's
Speaker 1: got like the sad family but then also the fun,
Speaker 1: dirty Grandpather I'm sure of every time that she wants to,
Speaker 1: Like she has the conversation with Clayton and she has
Speaker 1: a serious chat like I just want you to know
Speaker 1: I'm moving forward and blah blah blah blah blah. And
Speaker 1: then he's like, I'm so happy that you could just
Speaker 1: like speak normally or like something like, yeah, stop saying
Speaker 1: to be fun. She's fun. Let her be fine. She's
Speaker 1: just having a conversation with you. It wasn't like she
Speaker 1: finished the chat and then there was a flower on
Speaker 1: a lapel. I mean, that's the thing. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: get this too. I feel like, you know, at the
Speaker 1: end of the day, if you're sort of a silly person,
Speaker 1: like but you're still a human being, if you still
Speaker 1: have a conversation with people, it's like you have to
Speaker 1: always not always silly. No, you don't have to always
Speaker 1: do bit you're chatting to Gabby, She's trying to make
Speaker 1: a serious point and you just smash a mudp crap
Speaker 1: pot mudplies that ever did it with? You can't like Anna, Anna,
Speaker 1: where's your crown on your hair? Your trophy? Oh my god? Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have um So that was it, and
Speaker 1: that is so then she goes home, she's like, it
Speaker 1: feels awkward. We wrote in a dune buggy and there
Speaker 1: was a your It was small, but it had a
Speaker 1: huge bed in the middle. Like they all insinuated that
Speaker 1: they had sex very clearly, and then she's sorry in advance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: really kind of like even if you're not having sex,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be sleep because like if you went with
Speaker 1: Susie to the fantasy sweet, that would have been no fantasy.
Speaker 1: If she would I'll go, that would have been a
Speaker 1: not of arguing till the we fuckings. I mean also
Speaker 1: like he should have just cut his losses and been
Speaker 1: like I've got too great other options. But I think
Speaker 1: he really doesn't like Susie the most. I guess because
Speaker 1: he got two. He was just so entitled. He was
Speaker 1: like I deserved Like it was like he was like
Speaker 1: I deserved this. I deserved to sleep with her, Like
Speaker 1: that's how he was acting. All Right, we're gonna any
Speaker 1: final thoughts on the Gabby of it all. I love Gabby.
Speaker 1: I love Gabby. Yeah she might be bachelorat do you
Speaker 1: feel like that, Like say, it's like nothing, no drama happened.
Speaker 1: I feel like Gabby would have been cute. I agree
Speaker 1: with you. I think Gabby would have been next. I
Speaker 1: think it would have been Rachel and Susie. Dr banana.
Speaker 1: You're a doctor who would have been cut next? I
Speaker 1: think Gabby she would have left him fallen down the stage,
Speaker 1: ye out a banana, yell wearing like a curtain dress,
Speaker 1: like what's her name? Like you know the Carol Burnett.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back. I don't know about you, but things
Speaker 1: are getting so hot in here, I think I gotta
Speaker 1: take I'll pit your break, al right. So Susie's freaking out.
Speaker 1: We see her call out, We see her call out
Speaker 1: Gabby's bed head. I thought it was kind of a
Speaker 1: rude move. Also like, yeah, I don't I think she
Speaker 1: was like trying to get information. I think she was fishing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like you've got BedHead. She did sleep in
Speaker 1: the bed. Yeah. But then when Gabby felt vulnerable, she goes,
Speaker 1: is it okay? Is that a Cumstein? Yeah? Even take dad?
Speaker 1: How did you get her craft? The craft hut? So
Speaker 1: then to you back, just freaking out. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to cry. She's no reason to me cry. Um so
Speaker 1: then Clayton is also freaking out in his in the moments,
Speaker 1: He's like, I have told two women I am in
Speaker 1: love with them. I one thousand percent going to shatter somebody.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, nada, yeah obviously. Um so he's crying.
Speaker 1: He's like, I wanted to fall in love. I wanted
Speaker 1: if I did not want to fall in love with
Speaker 1: multiple people. Well, now I got the preview of his
Speaker 1: family guing you've only got yourself to loved. I loved
Speaker 1: I love that dad being like, well you fucked up.
Speaker 1: I loved his dad. You're doing this every they hate you. Oh,
Speaker 1: They're like, they're like, I can't play football anymore. Bite
Speaker 1: in the US, you gotta run with the horses. Don't
Speaker 1: piss like a pony. Sid not. But the ship did
Speaker 1: you think was gonna happen? The mom also looked pissed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like, I wore my America's scarf in the
Speaker 1: first episode for you. I put I bought a scarf
Speaker 1: for America and I put it out for you. So
Speaker 1: then Susie's blending her makeup with a sponge and it's
Speaker 1: so windy and he goes do the jump and she
Speaker 1: was like no, a refusal to do the greeting jump
Speaker 1: because I am happy to see you. She think it's hailing.
Speaker 1: It was a horrible day. It did not make me
Speaker 1: want to go to Iceland. And they're out there, they're
Speaker 1: standing like a hail storm, freezing, and he goes, I'm
Speaker 1: going one question for you. Do you have your swimsuit?
Speaker 1: And I thought, never has there been weather that let's
Speaker 1: make me? I had in cold and hot and cold
Speaker 1: like they're in hell week for the for the Navy Seals.
Speaker 1: She sleep deprivation everything. This girl's already sparling out of
Speaker 1: control emotionally. Let's put a temperature up and down, up
Speaker 1: and down that broke them up. Your dat's gonna be
Speaker 1: called Menoples' supposed to provide clarity or something. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're breaking them up, and thank you. Oh they were.
Speaker 1: Their producers got meaner since Elon left. Okay, So then
Speaker 1: she goes, um so then uh, she goes. She goes
Speaker 1: because you know where we are. She's like a hob
Speaker 1: at Holl's like, it's the sky lagoon. Did geo thermal water?
Speaker 1: First you go to the cold Miss It looked brutal,
Speaker 1: trying to look cute and buddy shivering. And she's so cute.
Speaker 1: She's cute as a button from everything we know about her,
Speaker 1: she's sweetest kimber. They took this darling. I mean she's
Speaker 1: on brand. She feels very bachelor ready. Yeah. People would
Speaker 1: I mean guys would kill to go out with her.
Speaker 1: And she feel looks she got the red dress though,
Speaker 1: so she didn't lose completely. No, I mean overall the
Speaker 1: place seems cool though that they went to. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: just on that again. Yeah, getting get in the hair,
Speaker 1: get in the missed room and then and then they
Speaker 1: do the cold plunge and they have to put salt
Speaker 1: all over his body. His chest hair is weird, like
Speaker 1: does he shave it? Looks saves it and then it's
Speaker 1: always half grown back. It grows back a little bit
Speaker 1: and he started ain't bloody worry with bloody met him
Speaker 1: into bloody hair and the chasty I'd rather have hair
Speaker 1: on the chest. Yeah, I get getting rid of the
Speaker 1: back here. You don't want the maybe wax like wax.
Speaker 1: Don't shave. You can say, is it true if you
Speaker 1: shave like it comes back thicker. Yeah, just wax it.
Speaker 1: Just do a wax situation it's like a five o'clock
Speaker 1: shadow on his chest and it's kind of like red,
Speaker 1: you know. It's like He's like, I feel it's like
Speaker 1: a ginger beard. Just situation. I feel like there's like
Speaker 1: a pinkness to the skin and her thick readiness to
Speaker 1: the hair. I don't know, there might be fire. The
Speaker 1: whole used to scream about herself. I said, I just
Speaker 1: had like a little PTSD from my early comedy career.
Speaker 1: Did they do a self scrub? I've never had a
Speaker 1: text with highter, by the way, I was just hanging
Speaker 1: out with a man screaming fire. All. Um, She's like,
Speaker 1: I have really been looking forward to this and I
Speaker 1: feel good about being back in the no, Like, I'm wondering,
Speaker 1: how does she feel? And she goes she feels nervous,
Speaker 1: And then we watched her drag a centaur through the
Speaker 1: water on her back. She was a good sport during
Speaker 1: the dice. She was a good she rose to the challenge.
Speaker 1: She didn't ruin the dice, she didn't take her spiral
Speaker 1: staircase like the mirror has who faces SI dragging a centaur?
Speaker 1: She was a good sport. So then, um, she's like,
Speaker 1: I feel helpful. He's like my love for her. He
Speaker 1: does talk like he's just learned, Like he's just like
Speaker 1: he's just learned how to speak from another alien plan,
Speaker 1: Like my love for her is on a whole other level.
Speaker 1: That is football coaches like coach Tailor is for her.
Speaker 1: Clear eyes calls love for hers on another level. And
Speaker 1: then the northern lights. I would like to see the
Speaker 1: northern lights, thank you. Um, get in a good, get
Speaker 1: me in a girt, put me in a year to
Speaker 1: go a little splunker. You really have to go with somebody, right,
Speaker 1: it's not a girls trip. It's really a couple. That's right.
Speaker 1: If you got that's all right. If you've got to
Speaker 1: do the girt year, you have to have the shag.
Speaker 1: The shag, it's just gonna be happening. So then and
Speaker 1: then he goes, this is the biggest night of the
Speaker 1: entire journey. She's like, um, well, excuse I know when
Speaker 1: I'm not willing to compromise on. She shows up. She's
Speaker 1: got a great, plunging green v dress like j Lo,
Speaker 1: I mean great dress. Her cleavage was on point. She
Speaker 1: came to not fun him looking on fire fire. She
Speaker 1: came to not fucking She put like she would rebut
Speaker 1: him on blast of what he could have had. Well,
Speaker 1: if he hadn't had sex with other people, she might have.
Speaker 1: Of course, I'm just saying, but it's hard because these
Speaker 1: are the rules of the game. But he fucked up
Speaker 1: ultimately with the I'm in love with you to everybody else.
Speaker 1: He played it like an idiot, but I did. At first.
Speaker 1: I was like, girl, looks so deep. Do you think
Speaker 1: you miss not? Okay? Cupe it. Yeah. At first I
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Susie be cool? And then
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, I'm totally for my girls, Susie.
Speaker 1: Did you go through that journey? Yes, because at first
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the show. I understand where
Speaker 1: she's coming from. I understand that would be upsetting and
Speaker 1: that things have gotten an emotional and she even said
Speaker 1: in the beginning she said to him like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want you to explore the relationships, and then she changed
Speaker 1: her mind. But that is the show, that what happens.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. And I think she actually she explained
Speaker 1: herself well, she handled it so well. He did not.
Speaker 1: She did say, she said, maybe I'm expecting too much,
Speaker 1: but this is something that's bothering me. You know, I
Speaker 1: can't get over it. Do you wonder though, how there
Speaker 1: was there a time she could have brought it up earlier,
Speaker 1: like at the clock tower that they had the clock
Speaker 1: tower thing, right, or they the clocks are here, she
Speaker 1: brought it up before, right, Yes, she waited and didn't
Speaker 1: tell him she was a virgin until I think they're
Speaker 1: um fantasy, fantasy sweet. But that's the first original reason
Speaker 1: why they made all the girls stay together to try
Speaker 1: and force her into admitting it. It was like a
Speaker 1: panic room technique from the producer. And then they continued
Speaker 1: to do that in the outback. Tell you have to
Speaker 1: chat to each other to cut back to the girls
Speaker 1: watching you crying. That's all your body gotta do. This
Speaker 1: is probably filmed before you. Yeah, probably something terrible was happen.
Speaker 1: Something else was happening. So here we are, he starts out.
Speaker 1: He goes, I loved Croatia. Now that's when she did
Speaker 1: the clock tower. It shows you to be the first
Speaker 1: one to do it. It made it actually really was effective,
Speaker 1: Like he she was the first person to say it so,
Speaker 1: And it was also after he'd had like that saga
Speaker 1: with some people said Sarah, I loved for He goes,
Speaker 1: I forgot what it felt like soon as you can
Speaker 1: do better than Clayton. Of course. I mean that's the thing,
Speaker 1: like you are like, if you're not with him, you're
Speaker 1: better off. So you're an amazing woman and you can
Speaker 1: do so much better. He tells her, I told you
Speaker 1: I was falling in love with you. I am in
Speaker 1: love with you. She goes, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I wanted you to know. I hadn't told you. I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you. She's like, well, uh, there are
Speaker 1: some things I can't compromise on. I feel uncomfortable. Um,
Speaker 1: I am not willing to let go of. Have you
Speaker 1: slept with another woman? And I just about you to
Speaker 1: know it wouldn't be possible for me to move on
Speaker 1: because there's an engage and lies and says, I admit
Speaker 1: a little bit. You didn't say one. He said, yes,
Speaker 1: he was single. Well, he was intentionally vague. He goes,
Speaker 1: I have slept with someone else here and I have
Speaker 1: told someone He said, I am, And he was like,
Speaker 1: so intentionally vague. He goes. He goes, I am shared,
Speaker 1: and he goes. She goes, and if I am sharing
Speaker 1: your love with someone else. I would not be comfortable.
Speaker 1: I have to say. She has a point. He could
Speaker 1: have gone the other way. He should have just been
Speaker 1: bald about it and gone a yeah, yeah, let me
Speaker 1: tell you some titles. Gabby, you can shape yourself like
Speaker 1: a pretzel. I believe that. So then he goes um,
Speaker 1: He's like, um, well I'm shocked. I'm I'm shocked. I
Speaker 1: mean you did so, you did say to explore the relationships.
Speaker 1: Then he gets cheery. He's like, look to answer your question,
Speaker 1: yes I have slept with someone else, and yes I
Speaker 1: have expressed the feeling of love. Uh to think, well,
Speaker 1: if you're in love with me, it doesn't make sense
Speaker 1: for you to sleep with someone else. Well, he goes
Speaker 1: a live a different feeling with different people, Jim, what
Speaker 1: is that is having a different feeling with different people? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's like, He's like, I don't think he's really in
Speaker 1: love with all three of them. I think he doesn't
Speaker 1: really know them all well enough, you know. But he says,
Speaker 1: I am the most in love with you, most in
Speaker 1: love with her. He looks at them like stock market
Speaker 1: things and going up and now on the ticket where
Speaker 1: he goes, oh, this one I'm a little bit more
Speaker 1: in love. This one's down today, this one's up today.
Speaker 1: But love doesn't happen that way. Love doesn't happen in
Speaker 1: the good times. Love happens that in the bad times.
Speaker 1: That's right, Jim Jeffrey, Well that's why. Also, I was like,
Speaker 1: if she really liked him that much, wouldn't she even
Speaker 1: attempted to fight for him in any way? Well, this
Speaker 1: is the thing. We're going to find out very clearly
Speaker 1: how much she is in love with him, because now
Speaker 1: she's gone back to the hotel, she has time to
Speaker 1: reflect whether she's being silly, whether this is something she
Speaker 1: wants to give up on, or whether he was such
Speaker 1: a big jerk. Then he has time to reflect that.
Speaker 1: I've got to talk to her. I got to see her.
Speaker 1: You know, we know there's a rose ceremony where and
Speaker 1: there's a door. There's a door. I'm pretty sure Susie's
Speaker 1: behind or it could just open it up and his
Speaker 1: dad's They're going, you idiot. I can't wait for his dad.
Speaker 1: You've always been a disappointment. Yes, I can't Waite is
Speaker 1: just pissed, Clayton. Your brother is already fucking teddy. He
Speaker 1: gets things done. It feels like Jesse Palmer came out.
Speaker 1: He did get hot headed. He was like very clearly
Speaker 1: knew that they were going to need Jesse that was
Speaker 1: coming to a head because normally like he was mocked
Speaker 1: up ready to go. He liked that he'd been drinking
Speaker 1: like vodka and like the ice Castle, like like those
Speaker 1: ice hotels, Like he feels like they like, yeah, yeah, blood,
Speaker 1: you get given a jacket's like are you staying here?
Speaker 1: We'll give you the equipment one of my bowling Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. And then you drink and
Speaker 1: mittens drinking and drink out of a glass out of
Speaker 1: an ice class sticking to your lip, and you're like
Speaker 1: I did tour in Alaska with some I went with
Speaker 1: a bunch of male comedian rascals to the ice Hut
Speaker 1: and then I watched Bill. I watched Bill Dwyer's finger
Speaker 1: get like bit bit. They didn't get a bit off,
Speaker 1: but I watched his fingers get bit by the puppies
Speaker 1: of like the I did a rod like at that
Speaker 1: same ice or like that, like the Bob sled those
Speaker 1: like dog sled. I watched like one of the Bill Dwyers,
Speaker 1: like I used to send cons to women. I did ROD.
Speaker 1: Let your friends know I did a ROD. I feel
Speaker 1: like she's like, I'm just so confused. Um, He's like,
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't even know you anymore. Like
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm looking at this person I don't even know. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have fallen in love with three women and she
Speaker 1: can't move forward. That is shattering to me. I mean,
Speaker 1: why why would she have done this to us? Like
Speaker 1: Jesse said, you guys, I know that was something that
Speaker 1: you were fearful of. Yeah, I can't advice. I can't
Speaker 1: like you were worried about this. Okay, well I'll leave now, Yeah, hotel,
Speaker 1: she goes. She's just toured me apart. I don't feel
Speaker 1: like I can leave here with you. You've made up
Speaker 1: your mind. Uh. In my mind, you just invalidated everything
Speaker 1: we had and it was really true. Why would you
Speaker 1: not bring this up if you were committed to me?
Speaker 1: I didn't even know who I am looking at anymore. Um,
Speaker 1: anything you say to me doesn't matter anymore. I feel
Speaker 1: like in a fight, he was at a healthy seventh day,
Speaker 1: but I feel like, take the cameras off, you'd be
Speaker 1: up to a nine. Lost the ship without the camera
Speaker 1: and then he did say, I'm sorry, I lost it.
Speaker 1: I have my faith faith. Sorry, I yelled, which is
Speaker 1: not like me. Yeah, he knew this is out a
Speaker 1: character for me. What happens when you let third graders
Speaker 1: picked the bachelor? They picked, um, we all, we all
Speaker 1: didn't want to, they pick their peer. They picked could
Speaker 1: make a fort You're right, You're right he was pissed. YEA.
Speaker 1: I will say though, Susie's like count was making me
Speaker 1: crazy the way she was like, like, I just so
Speaker 1: like I wanted to Like, I was like, just what
Speaker 1: this is going? This is this conversation is at this
Speaker 1: point I was even like shut it down. She was
Speaker 1: as she clearly had her point, She was trying to
Speaker 1: be kind, she was getting gas. I did understand his
Speaker 1: point of why didn't you bring this up? But also like,
Speaker 1: if you're really that in love with me, why are
Speaker 1: you telling to other people you're in love with them
Speaker 1: and you're having sex with both of them? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: get my mind on the batchelor. I'd give you the
Speaker 1: past for the sex, just don't tell everyone you're also
Speaker 1: in love with them. Yeah, that's where the love is
Speaker 1: the problem for me. You could go funk my two friends.
Speaker 1: I think he said in love to the other two
Speaker 1: is well, I know you can't go and you know,
Speaker 1: like when he's when the cameras are off and they
Speaker 1: just laying in bed, it would have just been I
Speaker 1: love you, I love you too, I love you, and
Speaker 1: ship you can have sex with friends, but don't tell
Speaker 1: them that you're in love with both of them before
Speaker 1: like everyone Actually, yeah, that's what I feel like. That's
Speaker 1: the that's that's the game we all signed up for.
Speaker 1: And Jim, I think you're ready that. I don't know Rachel, Like,
Speaker 1: looking back, I don't think Rachel would have had sex
Speaker 1: with him if he hadn't said it. No, I don't
Speaker 1: think she would have. And so like does he mean it?
Speaker 1: Then I feel like it. I feel like I feel
Speaker 1: like Gabby would have had sex with Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: Gabby what regardless? I mean, I wondered he didn't strike
Speaker 1: me so much as like a crushed collector like Ariad did,
Speaker 1: who like just loves to say they're in love in
Speaker 1: the moment. But now, do you think he's in love
Speaker 1: with these three people or do you think that he
Speaker 1: thinks he's Yes, I do, I do think he thinks
Speaker 1: he is with Ray I think with Rachel and with Susie,
Speaker 1: maybe not Gabby. I think he's so tickled by Gabby
Speaker 1: and I think she's so warm that and I think
Speaker 1: he's plainly never been with somebody of the personality we've
Speaker 1: all done to those people where you're like, I'm not
Speaker 1: quite there, but this person is kind of perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta explore this good qualities, yeah them,
Speaker 1: and this would be a good wife and a good
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, Gabby, you'd have
Speaker 1: a fun time, should be a good wife. And I
Speaker 1: think like she surprises him because he probably doesn't date
Speaker 1: women with big personalities. Like she's fun. I hope she's
Speaker 1: a bachelorette. She reminds me of like Caitlin. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: just fun. She's fun. And I think they might choose
Speaker 1: like interesting guys for her, like not the typical case
Speaker 1: kerky erk kirky. So how do you think it ends? Well?
Speaker 1: You just when I have like an autistic season of
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. I watched that show. Have you watched in
Speaker 1: is good in Australia? It's so good. I loved it.
Speaker 1: I loved Ronan was the same there was the tall
Speaker 1: ginger when the cars go by. My favorite was every
Speaker 1: daty would have you go my pleasure? Sweet? He's so sweet.
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, here we go, So we want
Speaker 1: a Gabby love on the spectrum sort of situation. I
Speaker 1: love that she's so sweet. All right, you guys, how
Speaker 1: do you think it's going to end? Before we do
Speaker 1: our He's gonna end up with nobody? Um, and he's
Speaker 1: going to try to make a play to get Susie,
Speaker 1: and Susie's gonna say no, and everyone's pret okay. I
Speaker 1: like that. Everyone's all right, all right, Dr? And who's
Speaker 1: the bachelor at Teddy or Gabby or um crazy Susie? Interesting?
Speaker 1: I mean, what if one of them was pregnant? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it would be so well, they would be
Speaker 1: pregnant by now mere hidden away. We don't, all right,
Speaker 1: Dr Branana, How do you think it ends? I think yeah,
Speaker 1: that when he reveals that he slept with both, which
Speaker 1: he really didn't need to do, and that he was
Speaker 1: in love with all of them to the two in
Speaker 1: the rose ceremony, that they are too upset and they leave.
Speaker 1: Because it sounds like in the previews that Gabby rips
Speaker 1: him a new I loveby. I love this. But also
Speaker 1: it's like it's like when they have been intimate with
Speaker 1: both of you and I have told I mean in
Speaker 1: love with three, and then they both just run off
Speaker 1: the corners to cry. I just run. I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I cannot wait. The bigger player would have been like
Speaker 1: one of them runs up to cry, and I will
Speaker 1: be like, I'm good, give me a Yeah. Also, like,
Speaker 1: maybe you have this conversation privately, you idiot. Why is
Speaker 1: he telling them like produces, you have to you have
Speaker 1: to fish up because why why why is Susie not there?
Speaker 1: Why did she leave? She was upset because of shagged By.
Speaker 1: He's got evil producers that are misguiding him every up
Speaker 1: of the way. He made every decision wrong from Cheney
Speaker 1: from beginning to end. He played his whole season. You
Speaker 1: know who's upset the guy who brings the rings. Oh,
Speaker 1: they dusted off the corpse of and he's had a
Speaker 1: spray tan. Yeah, he's like, I'm ready to give these
Speaker 1: bloody rings out. Now there might be one kind of show.
Speaker 1: The books Princess cut in a while, I guess, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we haven't had a successful Yeah, because last from the
Speaker 1: Blood Diamond range from Together but oh no, but I
Speaker 1: mean from The Bachelor, that's true. We had poor Matt James,
Speaker 1: like at the end there was a controversy. We had
Speaker 1: Clayton jumping the fence, up in the fence, James end
Speaker 1: up with her again, he did. They're cute together. Actually,
Speaker 1: they're really cute. They seem happy. Yeah, there, they seem
Speaker 1: like they seem kind of cute. Yeah. I saw them
Speaker 1: on Dancing with the Stars, like I think if you
Speaker 1: don't like they showed her a few times because I
Speaker 1: was like curious what he was like on They seem
Speaker 1: to have fun together. I mean, I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. All right, okay, you guys,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the merch. We know it wasn't on
Speaker 1: our site, but now today's the day. Go and I'll
Speaker 1: put the photos in our instagram, my posting. I will
Speaker 1: put the photos of the different shirts, and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna get our hands on. So but they're so cute.
Speaker 1: How much do we love STEP shirts? Tell me your
Speaker 1: feelings about Steps shirts? Dr Banana, Um, I think they're
Speaker 1: so cute. I can't wait. I need to send you
Speaker 1: what I want so I can start rocking the champ
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna get a T shirt and a hoodie.
Speaker 1: I want a champot. Yeah yeah, I feel like I
Speaker 1: think we need stickers too. I do feel like I
Speaker 1: also need becoming a champion. I feel like I need that.
Speaker 1: And then I also love the centaur Center works. But
Speaker 1: the one that has like the stars is really cute.
Speaker 1: The trophy when they're all really cute, it's gonna be here.
Speaker 1: I just love it, and um, please get them and
Speaker 1: tag us and we're gonna do a giveaway and I
Speaker 1: don't know how yet, but maybe we'll do that at
Speaker 1: the beginning of next season. Um, you guys, we got
Speaker 1: some fun reviews. So here we are closing out this season.
Speaker 1: We are now up to one point eight. We're trying
Speaker 1: to get to one point nine. I believe we can
Speaker 1: do it. If you haven't liked us in a while,
Speaker 1: go try to like us again. Give it a go.
Speaker 1: I don't know. UM, let's see all right, here's a
Speaker 1: five star review. Champion Drawer. Whitney. The drawer was a champion.
Speaker 1: Although this goes without Sarah saying, please keep sharing. You're
Speaker 1: all champions. Um, you know what I did to be
Speaker 1: a champion today. I had a drama audition that I
Speaker 1: had to do this morning that I didn't like I
Speaker 1: got last night, and I felt like, I, you know
Speaker 1: I do, I work hard, but I was really tired
Speaker 1: and I ran lines for it with my friend. But
Speaker 1: I felt judgmental towards myself, like, oh, you're we're going
Speaker 1: to get this year, two blonde. You don't seem like
Speaker 1: you have gravitas enough. And then I was like, no,
Speaker 1: don't take yourself out of the race. You're champion. So
Speaker 1: I did it and like it required like tears. I
Speaker 1: actually got real tears in it, and like I whether
Speaker 1: or not I book it, I I honored my contract
Speaker 1: with myself. I did it. I did a good job,
Speaker 1: and I sent it in. You gave it your all.
Speaker 1: I gave it my all. I I I took as
Speaker 1: big as a swing. Why not me? Why would you
Speaker 1: do to become a champion? Today? Today? I or this week?
Speaker 1: This week when I played tennis like a champion? I
Speaker 1: did quite well okay in my clinics And uh, last week,
Speaker 1: did you did your commercial like a champion? Yes? I
Speaker 1: did my commercial like a champion. That was really fun.
Speaker 1: Would you do like a Champion Katie uh So, Anthony
Speaker 1: was picking him up from the airport and I was
Speaker 1: writing very late, and I drove from where I live,
Speaker 1: which I won't say exactly where, but it's northeast l A.
Speaker 1: I dive from there to l A X in twenty
Speaker 1: five minutes. That's a champion. Now there another one. The
Speaker 1: thing I didn't very good. Here's one and I can't
Speaker 1: because it's on my phone. I kick at the full
Speaker 1: title of this, but it's from Karrie J Keenan five
Speaker 1: Stars Champions of I'll say podcasting, tune in for your
Speaker 1: weekly Champion mindset, life coaching, and laughing wildly until you
Speaker 1: really worded out a stranger in public. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if you watch any of the Bachelor shows. Listening to Arden,
Speaker 1: Tanna and Katie and company is a highlight of a week.
Speaker 1: They got me off Grief Island and they are getting
Speaker 1: me through core times. Also, it's not just a podcast,
Speaker 1: it's a community. Connecting with williamcept this Rose and tweeters
Speaker 1: recruit on Twitter and Instagram. Is turning listeners into friends.
Speaker 1: It's true. It's a nice community and it's fun to
Speaker 1: also see everyone responding to each other. We do have
Speaker 1: really nice Oh we don't. We're also going to do um,
Speaker 1: we're adding to our store, which we're really excited. Roland
Speaker 1: Mechanic one of our listeners I had put it in
Speaker 1: my instant grand post last week. He was the one
Speaker 1: our listener who made us that beautiful drying of Clayton
Speaker 1: the center saying I'm becoming a um uh yeah. And
Speaker 1: we're gonna also sell you can get his murder if
Speaker 1: you want to support him. Yeah, So he's gonna it's
Speaker 1: gonna be up in our store as well. So thank
Speaker 1: you Roland. And again it's fun like just to have
Speaker 1: the community. So his is the one. You'll know which
Speaker 1: one it is when you see it's the one with
Speaker 1: the man in the horse. Um. So we're super excited
Speaker 1: about that. We did have some technical difficulties yesterday, but
Speaker 1: all the shirts are up on the site now and
Speaker 1: if not, if you're having any issues, just tweet at
Speaker 1: me at Anna Hosting and I'll help you. Um. Here's
Speaker 1: an email we got. You can email us at Rose
Speaker 1: podcast at gmail dot com. This is from Aaron V
Speaker 1: champion of podcasts High Art and Katie and Dr Banana.
Speaker 1: I'm currently on a plane flying from Portland, Oregon to Washington,
Speaker 1: d C. And I just finished listening to Dr Dick.
Speaker 1: I gotta say this was one of my favorite episodes
Speaker 1: so far. Give Whitney kudos because she was so funny
Speaker 1: and had great insight into the show. I started watching
Speaker 1: Bachelor with Matt James because I was stuck inside during
Speaker 1: the pandemic, and my best friend Casey suggested I watched
Speaker 1: and join her Rose League to make the short more exciting. Um.
Speaker 1: She also stuck me into the podcast. I'm so glad
Speaker 1: that I did. Your episodes are highlighted my week. I
Speaker 1: saved them for walks with my rescue dog, and I
Speaker 1: find myself belly laughing and looking like a joyful psycho
Speaker 1: in front of my neighbors. UM. So thank you. This
Speaker 1: is a great show. Not only does it bring so
Speaker 1: much joy to my life, but it's helped grow my
Speaker 1: relationship with my best die. Thanks for rescuing a dog
Speaker 1: right uh final shout out. I really appreciate Katie's regular
Speaker 1: plug for animal welfare organizations. That's always go adopt a dog.
Speaker 1: I worked at or rabbit or chicken whatever for me,
Speaker 1: I worked in animal welfare for nearly ten years in
Speaker 1: various roles, from caring for the animals to fundraising on
Speaker 1: their behalf and I'm so glad to hear another animal
Speaker 1: lover on the podcast. You're a podcast champion. Can't wait
Speaker 1: for the next live show. So great. Um, that's it.
Speaker 1: Our new listener, Aaron. We love her. That's great. I
Speaker 1: love that. Let's go get our tweeter of the week.
Speaker 1: It's already over. I could talk him. Will you come back?
Speaker 1: Will you come back one day? Next we can do
Speaker 1: a finale with us. I'll try Tuesday or Wednesday. I
Speaker 1: already know what's gonna happen and not gonna bloody. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna end up with anybody. Okay, great, will you
Speaker 1: come and right now, Susie Dams are lit up? Will
Speaker 1: you come play with us? It's a lot. She liked
Speaker 1: some of our tweets too, She says one of her
Speaker 1: biggest will come on downfalls. She always searches her own
Speaker 1: name on Twitter. I love her. That's what you do
Speaker 1: early on in fame, and then you stop doing that.
Speaker 1: In the beginning, You're like, I wonder if people like me,
Speaker 1: will you help us pick a tweeter of the week. Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? This is from and we're doing our Sleep
Speaker 1: Crown give away, so get ready to get to sleep
Speaker 1: to go to your dream portal. This is from Laura
Speaker 1: Ka at Laura Catherine Kay. I can't wait to see
Speaker 1: how the Bachelor Producers fit a hot tub at the
Speaker 1: bottom of a volcano. This is from a b W
Speaker 1: at host Body. Hello, wayfair, I'd like my giant moose
Speaker 1: colored tufted headboard delivered to my unmarked geositic dome in Iceland, Grazia.
Speaker 1: And you don't happen to have sell a Cobalt women's
Speaker 1: overcoat circuit Hillary's Stronger Together era? Do you know just
Speaker 1: the headboard that? Okay? Um okay. This is from Joanna
Speaker 1: at Joe Underscore Walter sixteen. Susie, I'm spiraling producers, Hey SEUs,
Speaker 1: can you walk down this giant cylindrical staircase real quick?
Speaker 1: No reason? This is from Justin Paul Spade to Justin Spade.
Speaker 1: This silence during the pre bang hang in the post
Speaker 1: nut hut between the contestants is what I imagine the
Speaker 1: dark side of the moon. Tell playing um Carly at
Speaker 1: Rose Pedal Underscore, C C Clayton, what do I do
Speaker 1: about Susie Jesse fuck man. I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 1: your reflection in a mirror. This is from Mrs Right
Speaker 1: at Girl without a Chat. Clayton is giving off. I
Speaker 1: need to speak to the manager. Vibes talking to Jesse Palmer.
Speaker 1: You staid I would sleep with three. I only slept
Speaker 1: with two. Where's my refund um? Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: here's two more. This is Sarah at Sarah teacher mom.
Speaker 1: I can't believe this, but I think Clayton will set
Speaker 1: a new Bachelor record by coming in fourth in his
Speaker 1: own season. It's okay. When they when they said to
Speaker 1: the women until they go, they go, I hope you're okay.
Speaker 1: One of it was like, how do you treat people
Speaker 1: like that? Oh? Yeah, probably because he loves Maybe she's
Speaker 1: like Susie was wrong. He loves Susie. Maybe he was that.
Speaker 1: Some of them got mad at him at the woman
Speaker 1: tell all. They were like, you did something wrong. But
Speaker 1: then Teddy goes, I know what happened, and I hope
Speaker 1: you're okay. So that was that was weird. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: know what happened, Ie, you're okay. I have four more.
Speaker 1: Maybe if he just bloodied. I would like to marry
Speaker 1: both of you is unconventional. Yeah we can Mormons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're we're we're gonna be uh ethically nominogamous. Here, here
Speaker 1: we go. Here's four more. Um, this is Curly at
Speaker 1: Rose Pedal and just scores. C. C. Clayton's got to
Speaker 1: find a way to get Susie to the Fantasy suitet
Speaker 1: so we can get the tri fucked you. Um k
Speaker 1: a K loves gy. I've never seen someone come out
Speaker 1: of a twelve week long paper dream quite like Jesse
Speaker 1: Palmer emerging from behind a bush at three am in
Speaker 1: the middle of Iceland to tell his younger self that
Speaker 1: he was afraid this would happen. He really did look
Speaker 1: like his eyes were like very you're like, this is
Speaker 1: brand Paulson at Beer. It seems illegal to air this
Speaker 1: episode on International Women's Day. Um, and that's it, all right?
Speaker 1: What are your top two? I like Women's Day, I
Speaker 1: like there is the I like spiral. I like I
Speaker 1: like reflection in a mirror reflection. I like reflection. Okay,
Speaker 1: so reflection in the mirror spiral. Those are top two? Yeah, okay, great, okay, great, alright,
Speaker 1: so number one this is from Joanna at Joe Underscore.
Speaker 1: Walter sixteen, Susie, I'm spiraling producers. Hey, sus can you
Speaker 1: walk down this giant cylindrical staircase real quick, no reason?
Speaker 1: Or Carly at Rose Pedal underscore c C Clayton all capitals.
Speaker 1: What do I do about, Susie Jesse fuck man? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just your reflection in the mirror, reflection
Speaker 1: in a mirror or spiral staircase, cylindrical cylindrical cylindrical stack ice, Okay,
Speaker 1: reflection a mirror or spiraling. I'm gonna go reflection. I
Speaker 1: like reflection. I also like reflection. Three for three Carly
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Speaker 1: like everything in vigas this weekend Friday Saturday Mirage and
Speaker 1: then I'll be in Salt Lake City and they still
Speaker 1: tickets for all three of those shows, but Mirage and
Speaker 1: and Something. I've seen this tour, the Moist tour, and
Speaker 1: it is so funny. Do you we all need to
Speaker 1: laugh right now? All macrons down, take a seconds laughter
Speaker 1: more than ever. I have to say. I feel like
Speaker 1: it does right Um and and I are doing our
Speaker 1: summer house and then we're gonna do Love is Blind
Speaker 1: on Patreon and we have our merch and we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that when we do our stuff later Love is
Speaker 1: Blind episodes. We're going to do that. Do you want
Speaker 1: to come join us about Love is Blind? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: stay in a chance. You know what I mean that
Speaker 1: nisily fill your money, but you're funny. Do you know?
Speaker 1: Listen to me? No, listen to this my voice I called.
Speaker 1: I had to redo my passport, so I called to
Speaker 1: like find out at this place near me did pictures
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, do you do passport photos?
Speaker 1: And the guy goes, um, for adults, we do, And
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm an adult and say, okay, yeah we do.
Speaker 1: What I was thinking, like, what child? What like latch
Speaker 1: key kid is trying to get out of the country
Speaker 1: so bad that they're organized enough to get their own
Speaker 1: passport photo takes. Think you have a child's voice, you can,
Speaker 1: they'll take them with kids or anything. I got ye
Speaker 1: for adults, we do. Yeah, I don't think my voice
Speaker 1: but like I have a specific voice. I like my voice,
Speaker 1: but I think I think it's like a specific sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just think that it's too much on the quality
Speaker 1: of your voice. I'd have to like get learned if
Speaker 1: I sound cute with learyngitis? And how do you ask
Speaker 1: if someone's got a nice body or a nice looking face?
Speaker 1: What are the roundabout questions? Well, there's a dude on
Speaker 1: this season and episode one who asks it. What is
Speaker 1: he ask He goes, he like somehow was like joking
Speaker 1: about picking someone up? And he goes, well, would I
Speaker 1: be able to pick you up? I haven't, Yes, you
Speaker 1: could do this, you could go who what celebrity? Do
Speaker 1: people say you look like? You know what? I don't? Yeah,
Speaker 1: things like this. I'd lie about myself. I mean I'm
Speaker 1: into honking. Right. Do you do a lot of physical activities?
Speaker 1: That's all that's all about? Right? Is there anybody that
Speaker 1: you an injuries that you would not want to end
Speaker 1: up with that's on the Yeah, there's one dude is
Speaker 1: like the worst. Okay, okay, I haven't you know if
Speaker 1: my episode one that I haven't finished it. I only watched, like,
Speaker 1: I only watched like the first two or three. I
Speaker 1: can't wait. There's one. Dude is just like you're just like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're the worst human cool looking looking at love or
Speaker 1: looking full of love. Yeah, and no one's glad to talk.
Speaker 1: You just have a look at each other. I like that.
Speaker 1: It's the same premise if you just stare at each
Speaker 1: other all the time. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: that's all of Los Angeles is being on the apps
Speaker 1: for the first time. It's like, hey, it's true, it's
Speaker 1: just looking their fun once this weekend. Oh it is
Speaker 1: just looking. But even when you're in a bar when
Speaker 1: music it's loud, it's like, what the funk are we doing?
Speaker 1: This is the environment we decided to meet people in. Yeah? Yeah, Well, also,
Speaker 1: have you seen the one that's too hot to handle?
Speaker 1: Where they have too It's a bunch of really hot
Speaker 1: people and they can't hook up or they I didn't
Speaker 1: see that. My brother and I watched. It felt so
Speaker 1: creepy to watch the watch in Rhode Island last summer
Speaker 1: and It felt like just watching really horned out people
Speaker 1: with my brother and my family. Dad was like, I can't.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of like horny gingers. It was weird.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it. They've got a show in Britain.
Speaker 1: This is I was just watching Telly. This is normal
Speaker 1: TV on one of the five regular channels, about eleven o'clock. Right.
Speaker 1: So what they do is they have men or women.
Speaker 1: So let's say a woman's picking five men behind doors.
Speaker 1: We talked this is the dating naked one, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they raised the door up a little bit. The
Speaker 1: first thing you get to see their feet, okay, and
Speaker 1: you like eliminate some people. This guy's got Fred Flintstone feet.
Speaker 1: You can funk off hairy toad cut over here. There
Speaker 1: was one bloke who would obviously lost a leg in
Speaker 1: the war or something that you just had the flipper
Speaker 1: sticking down, so you can't get rid of him. You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't have him going too quickly. You get rid
Speaker 1: of one person, and then the barrier comes up a
Speaker 1: bit higher and then you can see their legs, and
Speaker 1: then the next barriers their dicks are just down. There's
Speaker 1: a regular TV. You just look at five they're doubt
Speaker 1: about three dicks at this stage. You're looking at three
Speaker 1: different dicks, but they're flashing dicks, so you don't really
Speaker 1: know their potential until you see him go all the
Speaker 1: way and then you know it gets higher and higher
Speaker 1: and then right up until it gets to the neckline.
Speaker 1: They come out and they have to stand in front
Speaker 1: of each other naked, just like like the contestants naked
Speaker 1: as well. They're stand in front of each other. Are
Speaker 1: going on dates and they're like, hello, I can't someone
Speaker 1: else told us about the show, so it's very much
Speaker 1: at my alley. We need to watch this. You can
Speaker 1: google images of it because in England when you just watching,
Speaker 1: you feel like you meant to be on some porn
Speaker 1: channel or something like that. You're like, this is is weird.
Speaker 1: That's like Prince Charlie. It's it's like when you're in England,
Speaker 1: because they seems different. When you watch Hell's Kitchen in
Speaker 1: England without the bleeps fucking Hell, they say funk a lot.
Speaker 1: They're quite jarring. You're watching it because I want Hell's
Speaker 1: Kitchen with me, Sun I can't watching in England. It's
Speaker 1: just you fucking monkey, fucking donkey fucking the censorships all different,
Speaker 1: but England seems so stuffy. But then that's where I
Speaker 1: feel like you have like Charles be like, I want
Speaker 1: to be your tampon to commit. Like there's like secret
Speaker 1: freaks in the English stuff when it comes to six.
Speaker 1: They're more liberal than Americans, are they there? F CC
Speaker 1: they don't care at all. Good for them. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you something that English women they were skippy outfits, whether
Speaker 1: their body deserves it or not. They it is bold
Speaker 1: and proud, off they go like the best. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: fucking they're fun. You can have a beer with them.
Speaker 1: They're alright, but I like that. Well, guys, what a
Speaker 1: journey jim. Um. First of all, we obviously they have
Speaker 1: you both days. I know that Gareth Reynolds is doing
Speaker 1: next Tuesday with us if you'd like to do it
Speaker 1: this because he liked but I don't want to put
Speaker 1: any pressure on I love it. Okay, you guys, My
Speaker 1: name is rham Marine. Until next time, what's gonna happen? Goodbye?
Speaker 1: Hey Katie, you have any announcements you want to do? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I donate to the people and animals of Ukraine. You
Speaker 1: can donate to save the children World Central Kitchen, UM
Speaker 1: International or I r C. Actually don't know where the
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