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Speaker 1: Well, my voice sounds like this because I've been screaming

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Speaker 1: in excitement. Yeah, you really have two hours.

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Speaker 2: That's Brook not jeff everybody.

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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the podcast. And today, of course Spotify

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Speaker 1: wrapped came out, Yes, and you guys.

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Speaker 3: Have been tagging us on instant stories, posting it and

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Speaker 3: we love it so much, so cool.

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Speaker 2: Great to see.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if there's any Apple execs listening, can

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Speaker 1: you guys please do the same thing for Apple podcast Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because I have so many Apple Podcasts listeners.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, we up on Spotify this year.

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Speaker 1: Come on, all right, so again, don't forget to tag us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you see it. Love to show the last but I

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Speaker 1: appreciate you. And let's get to the podcast.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And there's two

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Speaker 5: things that really make me cringe.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna start on a strong foot here.

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Speaker 2: Houses with less than four car garages, oh my god, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: And people shamelessly bragging about themselves on social media. All right,

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Speaker 5: yesterday I checked to my email and what do I see?

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Speaker 2: Someone on our show?

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Speaker 5: And again I'll protect their anonymity because it's so cringe

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Speaker 5: what they did. But somebody sent out a mass email

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Speaker 5: with a seven page slide show gloating about our podcast rankings.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if I can even call it gloating.

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Speaker 1: The mass email was literally sent to every person in

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Speaker 1: this room and.

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Speaker 6: Nuts, and I just put it on in story. So

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Speaker 6: I'm glad this is about Brookes.

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Speaker 5: I did because the first slide says ranked fifty fourth

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Speaker 5: in Norway.

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Speaker 1: That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: You don't even know how many podcasts they can access

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Speaker 5: in Norway.

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Speaker 2: I think they top out at fifty.

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Speaker 1: Hey, we're beating reindeer games and that's actually reindeer's playing games.

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Speaker 2: That's the literally never heard of it before. I can't

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Speaker 2: believe we're bragging about this, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: There is a good thing about being proud of the

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Speaker 5: Will point out the UK and Australia we're also bragged

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Speaker 5: about because they're basically picking the whitest countries as possible.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just.

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Speaker 5: Asking if we're gonna be bragging about ourselves this shamelessly,

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Speaker 5: let's do it a little bit more diverse with these

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Speaker 2: We got to move on and get to the shot

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Speaker 2: collar question of the day, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Leaving you off of all future emails. And I can't

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Speaker 1: believe you actually read an I have been asking that.

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Speaker 2: For many years. That would be a blessing.

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Speaker 5: I just hope with the shot collar we stay global,

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Speaker 5: mix it up a bit a little less white, maybe,

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Speaker 5: Jake Boy.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I wish I had heard about your diversity initiative

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Speaker 7: before this, Jack, Why because today we're talking about Finland.

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Speaker 8: You're kidding me.

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Speaker 7: Because it's Finnish Independence Day. And how much do you

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Speaker 7: that might be Canada? Yeah, okay, both of them pretty white.

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Speaker 1: It's get a mess.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but we do know the mobile game Sensation Angry

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Speaker 7: Birds was created by students in Finland. You know that

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Speaker 7: there are number one coffee drinkers in the world, beautiful,

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Speaker 7: and every year they host the Heavy Metal Championships.

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Speaker 7: Well, other than that, you'll have to tell me as

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Speaker 7: we do a special Women for Finland edition plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 7: And why not start with the woman whose white pride

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Speaker 2: That's aok.

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Speaker 2: We just went up twenty rankings.

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Speaker 1: Now, in Finland, I'm exhausted by you all.

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Speaker 7: In Finland they celebrate Christmas Eve much different than here.

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Speaker 7: Families set a straw figure on fire and then clap, cheer,

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Brook said Old Saint Nick. That is.

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Speaker 8: Correct.

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Speaker 7: It represents him leaving for the coldest area northern Finland,

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Speaker 5: Okay, We're over to Jose now, Okay.

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Speaker 7: Jose, Finland is known as what is it the land

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Speaker 7: of a thousand faces, the land of a thousand lakes,

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Speaker 7: or the land of a thousand reindeer.

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Speaker 10: Know how many lakes there are. I know there's a

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Speaker 7: Baby, jose said, land of a thousand reindeer.

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Speaker 8: That is correct.

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Speaker 7: They are the land of a thousand lakes, over one

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Speaker 5: Well, they should probably call it the land of one

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Speaker 7: Finland doesn't tough. President Brooks still in it, Jose is out.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Alexis. Alexis, please tell me what an

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Speaker 6: I think it's got something to do with lake Streight.

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Speaker 7: I need you to be a little more specific, just

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Speaker 6: Eighty eight thousand lakes street.

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Speaker 7: An archipelago, Alexis says, is eighty eight thousand lakes.

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Speaker 9: That is like seven thousand.

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Speaker 5: It's the land in between the lakes, the exact opposite

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Speaker 5: of eighty eight thousands.

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Speaker 7: That's tough. Let's go to Jeffrey. Now Jeffrey. In the

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Speaker 9: They still have.

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Speaker 8: Over the years.

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Speaker 7: This somehow turned into a sporting contest is now held

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Speaker 8: Carry the Wives?

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Speaker 2: No wonder Brook likes Finland so much.

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Speaker 9: This is right up her ally, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: The wife carrying championships.

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Speaker 7: The wife carrying championships is cor here's a picture. Anyone's

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Speaker 7: seen a guy carry his wife like this before?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, Jose will.

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Speaker 7: Start at minus one. The next time we do a

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Speaker 7: Finland we're back to brook. Brook. Finn's are famous for

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Speaker 7: one specific self care device. In fact, they have so

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Speaker 9: What is it, dude?

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Speaker 1: I know this because my sister in law was shopping

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Speaker 2: The holiday adult toys and she's like.

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Speaker 1: Listen, the finished people live forever you need to get

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Speaker 7: A sauna is come thanks to Brooks strong, Jeffrey, we're

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Speaker 7: back to you. Was Finland the first or last European

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Speaker 7: country to allow women to vote? That's not it was

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean, with their reputation with carrying out other

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Speaker 2: I'm going to say they are last.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey said, Finland was the last European country to allow

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Speaker 8: That is.

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Speaker 7: Correct. They finished first in nineteen oh six.

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's one of those things where it's not progressive.

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Speaker 1: It's just that they needed more people to vote.

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Speaker 7: I think guarantee you all right, no credit to Finland there,

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Speaker 7: but your credit to brook who went today.

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Speaker 8: Let's see of twenty.

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Speaker 2: So brook gets to choose who gets shot today. They're

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Speaker 2: going to be singing, Deck.

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Speaker 1: The Hall, don't even start you you are so getting shot?

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Speaker 2: Who's you?

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Speaker 11: You?

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Speaker 4: Jack?

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Speaker 2: The listeners can't see who you mean.

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Speaker 1: So I think they knew, they knew from the tone

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Deck the Halls with bows of holly.

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Speaker 2: Fa la la la la la la la la tis

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Speaker 2: the season to be. That is your shock collar question

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Speaker 2: in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Now that Spirit Airlines is officially declared bankruptcy, Wow, what

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Speaker 5: are we going to.

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Speaker 1: Do if world we're living in?

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Speaker 2: Jeff Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Well, good news because the other no frills airline, Frontier,

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Speaker 2: Up the slack.

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Speaker 1: They're not doing it with any extra effort or anything.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

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Speaker 1: As a way to charge us more to fly back.

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Speaker 2: It's called for first class.

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Speaker 1: Ish, ye is that honestly what it's called?

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Speaker 5: Really, that's what they're calling you to be clear that

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Speaker 5: Apparently the first two rows of the plane are going

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Speaker 5: We don't really know what it means for first class.

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Speaker 9: I saw something.

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Speaker 8: It really was.

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Speaker 9: It's like a more padded seat. Yeah, it was one

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Speaker 1: That was it, And there was another and the flight.

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Speaker 8: Out the middle seat as well, so it's just you two.

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Speaker 1: And then the flight attendant only punches you once instead

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Speaker 1: of twice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly a little bit kinder to you.

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Speaker 5: But they have added the word luxurious into their marketing campaign.

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Speaker 5: There you go, So maybe you'll only find a few

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Speaker 5: toenail clippings on the seat, not an entire families.

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Speaker 10: Wow, when you're first on the plane, you're the first

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Speaker 5: Look out, West, Jean, I'm gonna pay the extra fee

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Speaker 2: Right after this, it's the.

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Speaker 5: Radio segment that's teaming up with Costco for a practical

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Speaker 2: Called the snack casket, oh wake casket.

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Speaker 5: Costco's hot dog debuted forty years ago priced at a

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Speaker 5: Dog top with pumpkin pie on one side and broken candy.

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Speaker 5: We'll put the picture of these holly dogs up on

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Speaker 1: It's wrong with this country.

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Speaker 5: Unfortunately, there are only a few locations that are going

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Speaker 1: It's ordering peppermint hot.

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Speaker 4: Literally, Buddy the elf, like I said, is that's it?

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Speaker 5: One is in New York City, one's in Nashville, and

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Speaker 5: story is out of Holiday Headquarters. The season of giving

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Speaker 5: So this trend makes sense. Are you a self gifter?

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Speaker 5: As for this guy, he's practicing self care right now.

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Speaker 5: He's got his shell off and he's getting his back

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Speaker 1: Named as a form of self care.

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Speaker 2: Is nice. Don't move there, Madge.

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Speaker 5: It's so good that sound means Laser Stories has come to.

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Speaker 2: An end for the day. We'll do it again, same

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Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: There's a reason that people get anxious about bringing their

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Speaker 1: It's really on display.

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Speaker 5: Ah, the holidays time to force your family to come

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Speaker 5: And the best way to actually see that is through

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Speaker 12: Part of that.

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Speaker 2: And then the mailman comes by and checks the oil.

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Speaker 5: A survey ask people to share their strangest family holiday

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Speaker 5: we play shaker present. That's where you get to shake

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gifting my husband. I hope he's not listening

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Speaker 5: Another one says, growing up, each year, when my dad

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Speaker 8: Accidentally grazes it.

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Speaker 5: More people were sharing their weird family Christmas traditions. This

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Speaker 5: The first year I saw it, one of the wise

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Speaker 5: This one says One of my exes had a family

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Speaker 5: that did this truly bizarre hunt the Christmas present game hunted,

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Speaker 1: Well, they must live somewhere warm. That where I grew

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Speaker 1: up there was five feet of stomach.

454
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Speaker 8: You gotta wait till springtime to get your crede Is

455
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Speaker 8: it worth it?

456
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Speaker 5: Another one says, my family plays the spoon game during

457
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 5: the holidays, where we basically pretend my grandma's a witch

458
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Speaker 5: with magical powers. She goes out of the room. Someone

459
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Speaker 5: in the room holds a big spoon for a few

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Speaker 5: seconds and puts it down somewhere neutral.

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Speaker 9: Okay, Okay.

462
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 5: Then my grandma comes back in, feels the spoon, connects

463
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Speaker 5: with her spoony spirits, and guesses who touched it, and

464
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 5: she gets it right. Every single time.

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Speaker 8: There's a tray, she's got a camera or something.

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00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,159
Speaker 5: Weird that she puts the spoon in her mouth and

467
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 5: tastes like Kevin tastes.

468
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 1: Like it does sound like a grandma who's about to

469
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,280
Speaker 1: eat the children.

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Speaker 13: Yea, hear it?

471
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Speaker 1: Handy in.

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Speaker 5: Another one says, twenty eight years ago, I was one

473
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Speaker 5: of the first one hundred customers at a grocery store

474
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,639
Speaker 5: grand opening. My reward was a free can of tinned meat.

475
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:27,359
Speaker 5: That Christmas, we had a white Elephant gift exchange with

476
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Speaker 5: the family, and I wrapped the meat can up as

477
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Speaker 5: my contribution.

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Speaker 9: That's solid.

479
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 5: My mom got it and thought it was so funny

480
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Speaker 5: that she kept it and regifted it back to me

481
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Speaker 5: the next Christmas.

482
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Speaker 2: Now, for the last twenty eight years, it has.

483
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Speaker 5: Become the most coveted gift of the day, whoever gets it.

484
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Speaker 1: That's awesome. Really. In our family, we have a beefstick

485
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 1: we've been passing around. It's not it's specifically a slim gym.

486
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,800
Speaker 1: My sister in law snuck into our car at some point,

487
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Speaker 1: so now then we sneak it into.

488
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Speaker 9: Her house times.

489
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Speaker 1: It gets mad. Yeah, that's really nasty because it's been

490
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:09,359
Speaker 1: about thirteen years. It's not liquid, it's more like a

491
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:10,560
Speaker 1: white it's straight.

492
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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: How does your family attract anybody of the opposite?

494
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: This is actually my husband's family.

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00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: Oh that makes sense.

496
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Speaker 5: I guess these are the weirdest holiday family traditions people share.

497
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Speaker 5: In a recent Christmas survey, it says my family tradition

498
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Speaker 5: was about a week before Christmas, we'd go out to

499
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Speaker 5: the front yard with my dad to find the perfect

500
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Speaker 5: pine cone. We plant the pine cone in a pot

501
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,920
Speaker 5: and water it, and then overnight it would magically grow

502
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Speaker 5: into this magnificent, huge, fully decorated Christmas tree. My parents

503
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 5: said this planting thing only worked in December, and I

504
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 5: didn't realize they were just buying a tree till I.

505
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Speaker 2: Was thirteen years old.

506
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: It sounds like the parents just didn't want the kids

507
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Speaker 1: to help decorate the Christmas tree.

508
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Speaker 5: Yeah, And finally, somebody wrote, we got to a point

509
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,919
Speaker 5: where all the children in my family were teenagers and

510
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,960
Speaker 5: just asking for cash each Christmas. Yeah, And instead of

511
00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 5: letting it be boring, we had them each open individual

512
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 5: cards and we'd all chant money, money, money. It's funny

513
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,439
Speaker 5: to us, but my friend came over for Christmas one

514
00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 5: year and thought we were absolutely faeral.

515
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:31,680
Speaker 1: You're missing money money friends, Like I think you guys

516
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,959
Speaker 1: are kind of missing the spirit.

517
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 2: At least they weren't chanting blood.

518
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,160
Speaker 5: Those were the strangest holiday family traditions that people celebrate

519
00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 5: every single year.

520
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 1: Fee stick Sea, We're.

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00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 5: Gonna do your number six phone tap of the year

522
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 5: coming up right.

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Speaker 12: After this, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

524
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 5: Are you ready for your number six phone tap. In

525
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 5: our top ten phone taps of Christmas.

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00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,199
Speaker 9: Yeah, got you.

527
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:04,160
Speaker 4: Guys.

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00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 15: Well.

529
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 5: In this one, Brook calls a woman who just dropped

530
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 5: her cat off at the vet because she thinks her

531
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,920
Speaker 5: feline friend's been feeling.

532
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 2: Under the weather. But what does her cat think?

533
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 3: Hu?

534
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 5: Luckily, the new AI Cat Translator can help us find

535
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 5: out what's really going on in that sweet little kiddie's brain.

536
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 5: During your number six phone tap of the Year is

537
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey's ten phone taps to Christmas.

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00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, I'm calling for veterinary clinic. Is this Priscilla?

539
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 7: Yeah?

540
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 13: Hey? Is this about Luna?

541
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 11: How she doing?

542
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 7: Yes?

543
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 1: It is. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed

544
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: a ball of yarn?

545
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 11: No, this is like a joke.

546
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,760
Speaker 2: She had a litter of mittens.

547
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 7: You liked that.

548
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,440
Speaker 1: That's good because we love some veterinary humor over here,

549
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: kind of light in the mood.

550
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 2: That's curee. So yeah, win are doing well.

551
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if the doctor told you, but we

552
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 1: have some amazing new technology here at the clinic's disposal.

553
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 1: It's called Look who's talking me out? That's not a joke,

554
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,320
Speaker 1: but it is clever. It's very clever.

555
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 12: What does that mean?

556
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:25,719
Speaker 1: It's the first ever science backed AI powered cat translator device.

557
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 2: I don't I don't know if I understand what that is.

558
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 1: Basically, anytime your Luna makes a little mew or a noise,

559
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 1: we can run it through the app and he understands

560
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,120
Speaker 1: what she needs.

561
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 7: What are you serious?

562
00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: Amazing?

563
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 2: How is that? If that's really possible?

564
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: I tell you, it is definitely above my pay grade,

565
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: totally blows me away.

566
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:48,960
Speaker 12: That's insane.

567
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: I've never heard anything like that.

568
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,880
Speaker 1: No owners have just been amazed, and it has been

569
00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: so helpful. You know what, We're gonna try it right now.

570
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: That way you can hear what your little Luna is saying.

571
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,879
Speaker 6: Luna, Luna, Now.

572
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:05,000
Speaker 1: Let me hit the translator.

573
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 11: I miss my owner? Where is she?

574
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 7: Oh my god?

575
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 9: Are you kidding?

576
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,280
Speaker 1: I know she's so sweet.

577
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,040
Speaker 7: Luna.

578
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 13: Mommy'll be home to give you their.

579
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 1: Maybe she'll answer us. Luna, how are you feeling?

580
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 2: Are you feeling bity better?

581
00:28:21,840 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 12: Huh?

582
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 11: My owner used to give me yummy food, but she

583
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:33,160
Speaker 11: changed it to some generic crap. What what I know?

584
00:28:33,359 --> 00:28:35,879
Speaker 1: It's pretty shocking to hear your cat's thoughts.

585
00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: Wait, is she right?

586
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: Did you recently make a change with her diet.

587
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 13: Yeah, we changed brands, but I thought it was like

588
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,560
Speaker 13: a fancy or upgrade.

589
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 11: You're lying, you were trying to cheap out.

590
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, I'm not lying, Luna. Do you love your owner?

591
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 15: Oh?

592
00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: I think that's a yes.

593
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 11: She forgets my birthday every year.

594
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 12: Well, yeah, we adopted her.

595
00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 13: I don't know what day she was born.

596
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: How does she even know what day she was born?

597
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 7: What?

598
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 1: I might say that she's not feeling too great about

599
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: you missing their big day?

600
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 9: Is she?

601
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: What's that?

602
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 13: Luna?

603
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 11: It makes me feel bad, like when my owner eats

604
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 11: microwave lasagna and has to spend hours on the toilet.

605
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 13: Okay, that doesn't even happen.

606
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 11: Can come on, now, it really does happen. She also

607
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:31,280
Speaker 11: never washes her hands when she leaves the restroom.

608
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 12: What that's not true either.

609
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: I'm a little embarrassed to even be part of this conversation.

610
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 2: No, this isn't even a conversation.

611
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 15: This isn't even real.

612
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: What's that, Luna?

613
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 11: I've also seen her drink out of the toilet.

614
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: Hey, hey, I don't think she was broken or whatever.

615
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: But none of this is true.

616
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 1: Well, maybe she's talking about your dog. Do you have

617
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: a dog?

618
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 11: No, we don't have a dog. It's her. It's definitely her.

619
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Speaker 12: Wa Oh.

620
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: Are you I don't understand how you can say such

621
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: a thing.

622
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 11: My owner has bad taste in male companions.

623
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking.

624
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: I haven't even had a male companion over in a year.

625
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 13: That's Luna.

626
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 11: The last boyfriend was a loser. His name was Mike.

627
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: What the hell is happening here?

628
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,040
Speaker 12: How does she even know that?

629
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 11: It's funny? How we all sleep differently. My owner sleeps

630
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 11: on her back, I sleep on my side, and Mike

631
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:29,760
Speaker 11: sleeps with everyone else?

632
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:31,840
Speaker 7: What I know?

633
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 12: Luna?

634
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 2: Stop talking? Shut up?

635
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: I don't know.

636
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 2: I don't even want to do this anymore. Okay, we

637
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 2: need to stop this.

638
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 11: It's a prank phone call. I'm not really a cat

639
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,480
Speaker 11: what I'm just a sound effect machine?

640
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: Mia, I don't understand. What are you talking about?

641
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 1: Oh you missed that last one. Yeah, that was your

642
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: cat telling you that this is actually Brooke and Jeffrey

643
00:30:53,560 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 1: in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Your

644
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 1: high school friend Amanda set you up.

645
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

646
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, Luna says that she sees your Instagram posts of

647
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: your cat all the time and wanted to play a

648
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: little joke on you and Luna can't believe that you

649
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:14,680
Speaker 1: cheaped out on that cat food.

650
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 7: Not a good look for a better price.

651
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 2: That was your number six phone tap of twenty twenty four.

652
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

653
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 5: They say, you can't predict when something is going to

654
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 5: go viral, but I'm calling it right now.

655
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh you are.

656
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:37,240
Speaker 5: We are about to start a new TikTok challenge all

657
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 5: because one of our listeners went on a genius date.

658
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 1: Oh not. If it's somebody else's idea, it probably will

659
00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: go viral. If it was ours, we know that.

660
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.

661
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 5: This takes no talent, it's relatively cheap, and you get

662
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 5: to eat dessert at the.

663
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,920
Speaker 2: End of it. Wow time is everybody in.

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Speaker 5: Studio agreed that we want to try it now too.

665
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 5: The only thing we can't fit you're out is if

666
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 5: it was so fun, why is his date not calling

667
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 5: him back? Yeah, We're gonna find out what went wrong

668
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 5: and what his TikTok challenge is when we do your

669
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 5: brand new second date update.

670
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: Next second date update date.

671
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 5: A good sign at the end of a first date

672
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 5: is a kiss. Yeah, maybe a short conversation that mentions, Hey,

673
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 5: this was fun. We should do it again, maybe with

674
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 5: less clothes next time. That's a great A potential bad

675
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 5: sign at the end of a date is when one

676
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 5: party cuts things off a little bit short and the

677
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,640
Speaker 5: other party reacts by accusing them of lying.

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00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 2: It's not a good sign.

679
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 5: Now, our listener, Luke didn't go quite that far, but

680
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 5: he came right up to the edge of calling her out,

681
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 5: and I want to hear the story from him.

682
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 2: So Luke, welcome to the show man.

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Speaker 13: Hey, thanks for having me.

684
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, still really angry, Luke, because I don't know if

685
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,160
Speaker 3: we should do this call.

686
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: If that's your headspace, no, this kind of bad.

687
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 15: I was like really excited, had a good time, So

688
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 15: I was just a little disappointed.

689
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, all right, So who is this girl that

690
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 5: we're going to be calling here?

691
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 2: What's her name?

692
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 15: Her name's Ivy And we met online?

693
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: Okay, And why were you poison? Why were you so

694
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 1: excited about Ivy?

695
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 15: Well, you know, we were chatting for a little bit

696
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 15: after we had like met, and like we were trying

697
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 15: to figure out what we could do. But it was

698
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 15: so hot. But we both like, man, we should do

699
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:41,480
Speaker 15: something cool, maybe something with water or maybe something with ice.

700
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:42,840
Speaker 2: Oh, freezer date?

701
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I get it, Like that makes sense.

702
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,400
Speaker 3: You don't want to be sweating your entire date. It's

703
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 3: not a good look.

704
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 13: Yeah, it really wasn't.

705
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 15: But I ended up seeing this TikTok video with this

706
00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 15: guy actually baked a cake in his car because it

707
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 15: was so hot outside.

708
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 3: Whoa, I just saw someone do a lasagna in a mailbox.

709
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 4: What yes, what happened to You don't need one anymore?

710
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,160
Speaker 9: So what did you guys do?

711
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 4: Make a charcoterie board in a freezer?

712
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,879
Speaker 1: So did you guys bake a car cake?

713
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 9: Well?

714
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,200
Speaker 15: We were wondering if it was like fake or you know,

715
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 15: there's no way we could really do it, and so

716
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 15: we actually did try it.

717
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,080
Speaker 8: You test your date?

718
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 1: Did it work?

719
00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 9: I actually think that's fun?

720
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 15: Yeah, Like I thought it was fun and she was

721
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 15: down for it too, which I was like super excited about,

722
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 15: and so I went I picked her up.

723
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,320
Speaker 1: Uh huh.

724
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 15: We got the cake, Mick. We put it in a

725
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 15: tray in my car and we left it out in

726
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,719
Speaker 15: the sun for like maybe about an hour later, and

727
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 15: then when we checked it it was actually baked.

728
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,239
Speaker 1: Shine way dude, it's like, and now you have cake

729
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:53,600
Speaker 1: to eat.

730
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 5: It's great, and your car smells amazing days after that too.

731
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:00,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

732
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:03,120
Speaker 15: I don't need to buy any of those like cinnamon

733
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 15: air fresheners for a long time.

734
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what kind of cake did you do?

735
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: Chocolate funfetti?

736
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 5: Who?

737
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 15: It turns out both of us our favorite cake is

738
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 15: red velvet.

739
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: Oh you have a shared cake love?

740
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 15: Yeah, we tried it and it tasted really really good.

741
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 4: Weird.

742
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: This is such a fun date.

743
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,919
Speaker 3: But it's like daytime, right, So it's not like she's

744
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 3: probably going to stay the night or anything.

745
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 2: It's wondering where does the booze come in?

746
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 3: No, it's just like, I mean, it's more casual that

747
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,279
Speaker 3: way when you're in the middle of a day.

748
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, and so I knew she wasn't going to end

749
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 15: up staying the whole night, but then she was kind

750
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 15: of like, oh, I have to take off. Yeah, but

751
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 15: this was kind of abrupt really.

752
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: I mean at that point, you've probably been hanging out

753
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,400
Speaker 1: for two hours, right, Yeah, it is big account.

754
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 3: Some people just want to leave, like when the timing's right,

755
00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 3: because if you overstay then that should be a bad

756
00:35:58,719 --> 00:35:59,560
Speaker 3: look too, you know.

757
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,760
Speaker 2: Do you have an excuse for like why she needed

758
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 2: to take off?

759
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,680
Speaker 15: She did. She was like, oh, my dog hasn't been

760
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 15: feeling well.

761
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,399
Speaker 2: That's hard to argue with. Yeah.

762
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 15: Yeah, but see, now what was weird is that nowhere

763
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 15: on her dating profile or none of her pictures did

764
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 15: she even mention having a dog.

765
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: Oh wait, you think she's lying about the dog?

766
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 15: Oh? I just kind of thought it was weird because, like,

767
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 15: we chatted for a while online and at no point

768
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 15: did a dog come up.

769
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 5: That is odd because most people with dogs have to

770
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:33,240
Speaker 5: tell you about them in the first time.

771
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 4: The profile pick something.

772
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: Come on, why would she lie about a dog? There's

773
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: so many other excuses she could have used.

774
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 12: You know.

775
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,040
Speaker 15: But now what happened was that she said her dog

776
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:46,800
Speaker 15: was sick, and so I was like, oh, man, I

777
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 15: didn't know you had a dog. And then she says, oh, yeah,

778
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 15: his name.

779
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: Is Sprinkle Sprinkle. She's staring at a cake.

780
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,160
Speaker 15: We had just put sprinkles on an ease.

781
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 4: That name is red Velvet car.

782
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: How my kids come up with me?

783
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,959
Speaker 2: You know, Lamb, it's a pretty big coincidence there.

784
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's what I thought.

785
00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 15: It just seemed lay too coincidental. But I just didn't

786
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 15: even call her out, And so I even told her.

787
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 15: I said, Okay, well I'll drive you home, but she

788
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 15: was like, oh no, i'll uber, but Hi, your car

789
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 15: is like super hot.

790
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: You did just make a cake here.

791
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's why i'd want to write it in.

792
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:28,879
Speaker 12: Yeah.

793
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 4: Good.

794
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 2: Have you talked to her at all since the date happened?

795
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 15: No?

796
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 3: I mean she hasn't.

797
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 15: I've tried to text her a couple of times, nothing

798
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:39,399
Speaker 15: about the dog, but I just have got nothing bad.

799
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 1: Huh.

800
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, that is weird because the first thing i'd ask

801
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:44,240
Speaker 10: is how's your dog doing?

802
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 4: And she should say good, bad, whatever.

803
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,760
Speaker 1: It definitely seems like she wants nothing to do with you. Yeah,

804
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: so we better call her.

805
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 8: But you know that's.

806
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,239
Speaker 15: What we're going to do.

807
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 5: We're gonna play a song, come back, and we're going

808
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 5: to try and let you have your cake and eat

809
00:37:59,600 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 5: it too.

810
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 2: I know you do your second date up.

811
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,279
Speaker 1: I had a cliche, right, Ok?

812
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 12: Yeah?

813
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 5: I mean on a scale of one to ten, Luke,

814
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 5: how impressed were you by.

815
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,919
Speaker 15: That, I'd have to say maybe about a six. I'd

816
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 15: pay seven if I wasn't so sad it was his girl,

817
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 15: I'll take it.

818
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna do second date update right after that.

819
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 2: Hold on second date update.

820
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 5: The first date that we just heard about has all

821
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 5: the ingredients that we love, viral TikTok videos, homemade red

822
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 5: velvet cake. Yeah, and a sick dog named Sprinkles. Well,

823
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 5: don't feel bad, it's probably just a made up dog.

824
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 5: Because Luke and his date Ivy attempted baking a cake

825
00:38:47,080 --> 00:38:51,239
Speaker 5: inside his car on a hot day, and afterwards, she

826
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 5: suddenly claimed that she had to go and check on

827
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 5: her sick dog, Sprinkles, which Luke thought was a little

828
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 5: bit suspicious because she never mentioned having a dog before

829
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:03,440
Speaker 5: that and they just finished putting Sprinkles on.

830
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 2: Top of their cake. Yeah, so was.

831
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 5: That just an excuse or was it an actual emergency.

832
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 5: We're about to call her and try and find out, Luke.

833
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 5: We're gonna put the frosting on this segment here. Unfortunately,

834
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,359
Speaker 5: Jose's already licked the spoon. Is that still cool with you?

835
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's fine. I just man, I'm really hoping that

836
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,759
Speaker 15: she and I are able to get reconnected, because I

837
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 15: really like this girl.

838
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 1: If she's lying, she's a terrible liar. You know, you

839
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: can't totally, you can't even know. If Bella like that,

840
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: that's the easiest dog name ever. You know, Yes, I have.

841
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 5: A dog named Bella, saying Luke, do you think we

842
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 5: should just call her a liar as soon as she

843
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:46,720
Speaker 5: picks up the phone?

844
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,200
Speaker 15: No, because I wanted to give her the benefit of

845
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 15: the doubt.

846
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: Okay, that's your call, it's your second date.

847
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 3: It's not bad to date a bad liar. You know

848
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 3: then you always know when it's the good liars.

849
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,600
Speaker 4: You don't want to the bad one.

850
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 5: We're gonna try and find out that answer right now.

851
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna dial her number.

852
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 2: Here we go.

853
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 8: You're gonna feel dumb.

854
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 3: If the dog answers the phone better be barking in

855
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:09,879
Speaker 3: the background, coughing, bark.

856
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:22,240
Speaker 2: Here we go. Hello, Hey, is this Ivy?

857
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,439
Speaker 13: Yes speaking? Who is it?

858
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 15: Hi?

859
00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 2: Ivy?

860
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 5: My name is Jeff. I'm an assistant with the veterinary clinic.

861
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,560
Speaker 5: I'm calling to see how Sprinkles is responding to the antibiotics.

862
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: She's doing okay, right out the gate.

863
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,440
Speaker 5: Wait what huh your dog Sprinkles?

864
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, did.

865
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 5: Sprinkles go to the big fire hydrant in the sky.

866
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry?

867
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,240
Speaker 13: What going on? Guys?

868
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 2: Ivy? So I'm not actually from the vet Clinic.

869
00:40:52,719 --> 00:40:54,800
Speaker 5: We'll you're on the radio right now with a morning

870
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 5: show called Brook and Jeffrey.

871
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 4: We would be the funnest VET clinic. Four people calling.

872
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 13: Hey, I'm like, why are you guys laughing? What is

873
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 13: going on?

874
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 5: We're doing something called a second Date Update. We're trying

875
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 5: to get some answers for one of our listeners named Luke,

876
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 5: who you went out with recently.

877
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, Luke?

878
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 9: Right right, girl?

879
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: Why are you lying to Luke?

880
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,439
Speaker 13: Listen, guys, I mean, I made up a pretty bad

881
00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 13: lie just to get out of where I was.

882
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 5: Luke was kind of onto you. He noticed that at

883
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 5: the end of the day you seem a little panicked.

884
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 13: Yeah, I checked it in Wait to Go. I mean,

885
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 13: did he tell you what happened?

886
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 2: Or like, yeah, I mean we know a little bit

887
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 2: about the date.

888
00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 5: We know that you guys went and tried baking a

889
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 5: cake together inside of his car to see if it

890
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 5: really worked, based off of a viral TikTok video.

891
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 1: Which we thought sounded like a really fun date.

892
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,440
Speaker 13: Yeah. Well, lit initially, I'm just completely gained. But did

893
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 13: he tell you anything about his grandparents?

894
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 1: His grandparents?

895
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 9: No?

896
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they have to do.

897
00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 1: Does he live with them or something?

898
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 13: So he picked me up and I thought we were

899
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 13: going back to his house. I was a little shocked.

900
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:04,040
Speaker 13: And he opened the door and I see two old

901
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 13: people sleeping in a rocking chair.

902
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:06,120
Speaker 15: You know.

903
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 13: He wakes them up and he goes, hey, meet my

904
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 13: grandma and my granddad. But I'm like, wait, what.

905
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 6: Paris though right?

906
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: You feel like that's like, does he take care of

907
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 1: his grandparents? Is that why he lives with them?

908
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,800
Speaker 13: He doesn't live with them, We were just visiting.

909
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 6: I take it back.

910
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 2: It sounds like they didn't even know that you guys

911
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 2: were coming.

912
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,719
Speaker 13: No, So here's the thing. Really demands his grandmother to

913
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 13: make a cake.

914
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 2: Wait what whoa?

915
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 1: I thought you two made the cake.

916
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 13: No, she did. And then the thing is he didn't

917
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,120
Speaker 13: even bring any ingredients and he's just like, oh, we

918
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 13: need to make a cake, blah blah blah and so horrible.

919
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 12: Yeah, but here's the thing.

920
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 13: I think they're like in their nineties. It's not like

921
00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:54,720
Speaker 13: they're like seventy something.

922
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,360
Speaker 12: They were like really old people.

923
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 13: And he's over there like cracking whips, and his grandmother.

924
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't grip the spoon.

925
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 13: I wanted to help. I mean, I even offered. He

926
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 13: kept interrupting and go, no, no, no, let her do it.

927
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:14,520
Speaker 13: She needs to say active stop't no.

928
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: He did it.

929
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 5: So basically, did grandma at least seem happy to make

930
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:20,720
Speaker 5: a nice little cake for her grandson.

931
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:24,439
Speaker 3: You cps for grandparents that we can call worry about.

932
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,239
Speaker 13: So that wasn't even the worst part.

933
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 6: Guys.

934
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 13: When the timer went off and he decided to go

935
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 13: check on the cake, we went outside and I opened

936
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,479
Speaker 13: the car door and it was super hot in the car,

937
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 13: you know, And I said something like, it's not like

938
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 13: an oven in here, and he reached around and touched

939
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,120
Speaker 13: my stomach and said he can't wait to put a

940
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 13: bun in.

941
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 7: The Oh.

942
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 13: Hell, I melted like I was, Oh my god.

943
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,280
Speaker 2: Maybe he just meant eat the cake.

944
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 12: You know.

945
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:06,479
Speaker 1: It's like and then you could stay in the kitchen

946
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 1: where you belong.

947
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 15: You know.

948
00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 1: It's like, what the hell is going on? This guy sucks.

949
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:14,240
Speaker 2: I hate to say this, but we didn't tell you.

950
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:17,319
Speaker 5: Mister muffin Man is on the other line himself, and

951
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:18,560
Speaker 5: he wants to talk to you.

952
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:19,719
Speaker 13: Are you there?

953
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 12: He is?

954
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,439
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you have to talk to him, Luke.

955
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:22,839
Speaker 12: You there.

956
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 13: It went through all that you're putting me.

957
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:30,920
Speaker 2: We didn't know, Luke, talk to your future baby mama.

958
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, family, Yeah, what the hell?

959
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:36,479
Speaker 8: Luke?

960
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 15: I okay, I like the thing is I knew my

961
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 15: grandma was going to have the stuff for the cake.

962
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, so does the grocery store, Luke. That's where you

963
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 1: go to get it.

964
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 2: That's the part that you're the most upset about. What

965
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 2: about the butt in the oven?

966
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

967
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 9: All of it.

968
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're just starting from the beginning.

969
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, okay.

970
00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:58,200
Speaker 15: I think that was a sweet thing to say. You

971
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,400
Speaker 15: know what it means. I'm like looking into the future.

972
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 5: I could see that, and you know a lot of

973
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 5: the times when you're around your grandparents, they're pressuring you.

974
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,040
Speaker 5: They're like, hey, when are you going to give me

975
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 5: some grandkids? So it probably just was going.

976
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 13: To say that on the first date. Are you serious?

977
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 13: I'm like petrified of you and getting anything in put

978
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:17,240
Speaker 13: in my oven?

979
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 2: Okay, So I guess the second date maybe it would

980
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,439
Speaker 2: have been a better movie.

981
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,600
Speaker 3: Even five years don't do that, say, I have two

982
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 3: kids with my husband, and if he did that to me,

983
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 3: I'd still be grossed out.

984
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:28,480
Speaker 8: Like, y like, don't touch my ovens.

985
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:31,439
Speaker 13: Yeah, Oh my god, my kitchen is clothes right now?

986
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 2: Thank you?

987
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:34,720
Speaker 12: Wow.

988
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: I just want to like, can you never talk to

989
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,920
Speaker 1: a woman before? Like, do you not know?

990
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 15: I look, I just okay, Maybe that wasn't the smartest

991
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:43,959
Speaker 15: thing to say.

992
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 6: Maybe it wasn't.

993
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 15: I was trying to be cute or sweet.

994
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 5: But oh no.

995
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 13: And then how your grandparents are like ninety something years

996
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,160
Speaker 13: old and you're there cracking lips and making her do

997
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 13: all these things.

998
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:56,600
Speaker 1: It's a lot.

999
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 15: I did not crack.

1000
00:45:57,760 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: Oh with it was a dish towel. It's different.

1001
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 14: My god, I'm you see why Now we didn't know

1002
00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,360
Speaker 14: any of this.

1003
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 15: Well, here's my grandmother loves bacon cake. She was a

1004
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 15: baker when she was younger.

1005
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 12: Yeah.

1006
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 15: And by the way, last time I tried to help

1007
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,880
Speaker 15: her make a cake by cracking the egg, she slapped

1008
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 15: my hand with a frigging wooden spoon.

1009
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: Because you said something rude at the same time.

1010
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 5: I mean, you didn't say you wanted to put a

1011
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,799
Speaker 5: bun in your grandma's oven, did you, my God, to

1012
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 5: help her with the cooking because she can't bend down

1013
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,879
Speaker 5: to reach the oven.

1014
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 2: It's a back issue, That's what I mean.

1015
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 1: That oven doesn't work anymore.

1016
00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 5: Well, okay, at this point, let's just get to the

1017
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 5: end of this and let me ask Ivy, would you

1018
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 5: are going to do that. You can't get any worse

1019
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,439
Speaker 5: than what happened on the first date, so I didn't

1020
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:55,040
Speaker 5: say that on the second day. There's nowhere to go

1021
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 5: but up, and we'd like to pay for it.

1022
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 13: No, thank you.

1023
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was I.

1024
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,240
Speaker 2: Did not see this coming.

1025
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:06,479
Speaker 13: I want to say hell now, but I'll be nice.

1026
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,040
Speaker 3: No, thank you, Okay, Okay, Luke, you can't be shocked

1027
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:11,319
Speaker 3: with that.

1028
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess it would have been nice to know

1029
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 5: about the grandparents before we called Ivy and had that

1030
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 5: sprung on us in the oven line.

1031
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 15: Or Yeah, they both were important, you know, like we

1032
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:27,719
Speaker 15: did a little TikTok challenge. We bonded over it, and

1033
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,800
Speaker 15: she lied about her dog to get out of it.

1034
00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 5: I know this didn't work out quite that well for us,

1035
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 5: But Luke, maybe your grandma would like to make a

1036
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 5: cake for our morning show.

1037
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 2: She needs to stay active.

1038
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel bad about I mean, okay.

1039
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 4: Your grandpa Bill.

1040
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 2: Due Rookie Jeffrey in the morning.

1041
00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 5: I think that was actually kind of our fault that

1042
00:47:58,840 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 5: we didn't get the second date there?

1043
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:01,759
Speaker 12: What are you?

1044
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: I'm not taking blame for that.

1045
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 2: We need go with your fault, not my fault.

1046
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 5: None of us in here asked him, did you bake

1047
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 5: the cake at your place? Did you bake it at

1048
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 5: her place? Where did this date actually happen? Because that's us.

1049
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 5: That's on us for just assuming, because he would have

1050
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 5: told us that it.

1051
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,040
Speaker 2: Was at his grandparents. But we never asked the question. No,

1052
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 2: you don't ask.

1053
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 3: Did you go to your grandparents house and force your

1054
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 3: ninety year old grandmother to make the cake?

1055
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 5: It's just not that's a very natural question, absolutely the

1056
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 5: first question we should have thought of.

1057
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 2: So now what happened Now, not.

1058
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 5: Only is the egg and the bowl, there's an egg

1059
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 5: on all of our faces and buns and ovens all

1060
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 5: over the place.

1061
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: God, I bet they better not be Yeah, yeah, not on.

1062
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,440
Speaker 4: Something, and make sure let's all get tested.

1063
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:50,479
Speaker 2: So no second date there.

1064
00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:52,279
Speaker 3: But I don't think he's going to get a second

1065
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,080
Speaker 3: date in the future anytime soon neither.

1066
00:48:54,239 --> 00:48:57,279
Speaker 5: And yeah, going forward, though, we promised to ask all

1067
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 5: the important questions, where your parents, parents were, where your

1068
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 5: grandparents were? What weird questions were asked? Any odd references

1069
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 5: for any future second date update that we do.

1070
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 4: I have a bad feeling.

1071
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 10: Next time someone's like, oh, well, we ate a casserole,

1072
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,920
Speaker 10: we're gonna be like, no, we know what happened.

1073
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,719
Speaker 9: Grandma baked it, didn't it.

1074
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 5: Because we're better investigators. We're all better now, So email

1075
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:20,280
Speaker 5: us if you ever want to get a second date update.

1076
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 5: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you.

1077
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 12: Back frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1078
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,440
Speaker 5: You've all heard of a rags to riches story, but

1079
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,840
Speaker 5: I have one that's even better and more compelling.

1080
00:49:30,880 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 2: Riches to rags.

1081
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:38,360
Speaker 5: Here I was jeff a six year old budding star

1082
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 5: with the full gland team at is becon call. Oh

1083
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:46,520
Speaker 5: eyebrow girl, come here, add some flare to these John

1084
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 5: Howards to make them pop. I had it all custom outfits,

1085
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:56,719
Speaker 5: live audience, chanting my name, your parents' money, my mother,

1086
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 5: rubbing lip gloss on my armpits so my jazz hands

1087
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 5: swing fast.

1088
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, glass is usually pretty steek.

1089
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:04,800
Speaker 8: It's crazy.

1090
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 5: And now look at me chilling for a few poor

1091
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 5: schlubs to hear me sing another semi topical parody song

1092
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 5: on terrestrial radio.

1093
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: Nobody in this room is replying applying your lip glosses.

1094
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 2: Parody music that's original.

1095
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm serious, I do have an original, brand new song.

1096
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 11: You do.

1097
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,319
Speaker 2: Is coming up now? Hose gloss my pits? Yes, sir,

1098
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 2: I'm making a comeback. It is time for my song

1099
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 2: of the week. And when you think about.

1100
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,120
Speaker 5: This time of year and the holidays, what things come

1101
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 5: to mind? It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Is

1102
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:47,759
Speaker 5: it baking sugar cookies with Grandma? Is it putting up

1103
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 5: Christmas lights with Dad while he balances on the world's

1104
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 5: shakiest ladder sting?

1105
00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 1: For me, it's just the overwhelming to do list that

1106
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: I feel buried beneath, that you can never get out

1107
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: of anyone else.

1108
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 5: No, maybe for me it's like waking up in the

1109
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:07,520
Speaker 5: middle of the night and hearing jingle bells and then

1110
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 5: walking downstairs and spying Mommy kissing two Santa Clauses.

1111
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 9: But there shouldn't be I shouldn't be too, And.

1112
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: It's not even Christmas.

1113
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wasn't complaining. Those are the memories that you

1114
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 2: never forget.

1115
00:51:21,719 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 5: But I will say one of my absolute favorite memories

1116
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 5: is just hanging out with the family and watching holiday movies.

1117
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,479
Speaker 1: Oh my yea holiday movies are.

1118
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 10: The best, and like I always watch new movies every

1119
00:51:32,960 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 10: time I visit home with my family, but like every Christmas,

1120
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 10: it's the same line of baby.

1121
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1122
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,960
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about like it's a wonderful life and

1123
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 5: a Christmas Carol like the black and white ones I'm

1124
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:45,600
Speaker 5: talking to watch no, no, no, I'm talking about if

1125
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,880
Speaker 5: you were a kid in like the eighties and nineties,

1126
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 5: early two thousands, what was your holiday movie jam that

1127
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,480
Speaker 5: you cannot wait to rewatch every year alone?

1128
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:56,800
Speaker 1: Ernest Saves Christmas?

1129
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 8: Oh my god, that's the old one.

1130
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:00,439
Speaker 2: B definitely an Idaho here.

1131
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 6: Maybe there was an Elmo Christmas special.

1132
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:06,480
Speaker 14: Yeah, So that's why I decided, Okay, this is the time,

1133
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 14: the first time ever, that I'm gonna do a holiday

1134
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 14: movie medley celebrating a handful of my favorite Christmas classes.

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Speaker 5: And we're gonna start it off instead of singing jingle

1136
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 5: all the way.

1137
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: It's say yippie kaye.

1138
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,840
Speaker 5: Because everybody knows Diehard is definitely a Christmas movie.

1139
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,800
Speaker 2: There is no debate.

1140
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 5: Do not even text in unless you agree with me.

1141
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 5: Seventy five nine.

1142
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna point when I'm ready. Here we

1143
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 2: go point.

1144
00:52:42,520 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 5: Christmas parties below. It's worse at the workplace, but most

1145
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:53,160
Speaker 5: don't explode in a die hard way.

1146
00:52:53,560 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 2: See Hans Gruber's scene. But that winter, no flying dear.

1147
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 7: Would be seen.

1148
00:53:01,640 --> 00:53:03,360
Speaker 2: Just bullets up in the sky.

1149
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 5: Oh raising hell from stairwells, cell phones not in play.

1150
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,239
Speaker 2: Who better than Urkle's dad to help Bruce save the day?

1151
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 5: Hey all ends well, Hans he Fell, Say you be kaya.

1152
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 5: It's not Christmas till you see a shirtless John McClain.

1153
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 2: Deck the halls with traps for burglars.

1154
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 5: Falla la la la la la la la ducked the

1155
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 5: swinging paint can hurlers Falla la la la.

1156
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:38,480
Speaker 2: La la la la. Marvin Harry are in parable. Fa

1157
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 2: la la la la la la la la. Hit their

1158
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 2: crotches till they're sta roll. Falla la la la la

1159
00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: la la la one They'll placed upawn a staircase. Falla

1160
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 2: la la la la la la la.

1161
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:51,959
Speaker 5: Giant fighters dropped on your face.

1162
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,400
Speaker 2: Fa la la la la la la la la. A

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00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,520
Speaker 2: d t could learn a lesson. Fa la la la

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00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 2: la la la hire that kid for pot section la

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00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 2: la la la la la.

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00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 5: Buddy the elfman had a dad he did not know

1167
00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 5: standing six foot five in a four foot home.

1168
00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 2: So he left from the North Pole. Body the elf Man.

1169
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 5: Was canadi And they say, because he's so darn nice,

1170
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 5: comfortable on ice shug and maple syrup all day.

1171
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 2: You just think the joy that buddy felt when his dad,

1172
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,960
Speaker 2: Walter was found. And how ticked off.

1173
00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:38,280
Speaker 5: Was Walter's wife thinking he had slept.

1174
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,840
Speaker 2: Around, Oh Budy the elf Man.

1175
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 5: He got fired from work one day, a cousin love.

1176
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:48,840
Speaker 5: He fell with oh wee dashanel and did some toy

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Speaker 5: store pd.

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00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 16: Hey, Jim Carey, go dress up like a grumster who's

1179
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 16: green son in a doctor Sous's world. Come on, green sheet,

1180
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:10,920
Speaker 16: Come steal a gift from a whovill child and time.

1181
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 15: Can ride it.

1182
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:19,879
Speaker 2: Get naughty grin sheet. You're rotten to the core in

1183
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 2: your mood. It's not good.

1184
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 16: A Christmas careen each year, room merce.

1185
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 5: And you had one body part grow three sides, doorbell rings.

1186
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:46,760
Speaker 5: Clark and Ellen's both their folks already. Ellen Clark gets

1187
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 5: in a fight with his Christmas lines cousin Eddie's showing

1188
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 5: up on plant smell a tray, sub manure Eddie's waist

1189
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:04,560
Speaker 5: down the zoo while saying grace wrong, Beth broke into song,

1190
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 5: pledging her allegiance to the flag, and next door live

1191
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:15,280
Speaker 5: a couple pompous neighbors. The Seinfeld Lady brings the spirit down.

1192
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:20,399
Speaker 5: And who'd have thought that thirty five years later her

1193
00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 5: podcast would get beaten by us cloud backyard pool Clarkus.

1194
00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 2: Fires while his trees.

1195
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:35,080
Speaker 5: Sets on fire. The captured the lights. Now it's un alive.

1196
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 5: The turkey just exploded in the pan.

1197
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:40,480
Speaker 9: Can they get any worse?

1198
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,760
Speaker 8: Take a look around, you, ellen where the front hole.

1199
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:49,240
Speaker 5: About Audrey's eyes are frozen once again.

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00:56:56,080 --> 00:57:02,440
Speaker 6: Okay, I wanted it to keep going.

1201
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:03,359
Speaker 2: It was so good.

1202
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 6: I was so I feel like this was all just

1203
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 6: for jeff to mention the podcast.

1204
00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:10,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was all Julius, wasn't it. I'm just spitting

1205
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 2: facts here, So sorry, Julia bro you.

1206
00:57:13,719 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 10: Listed every movie we watch every year, all all those movies.

1207
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:21,280
Speaker 5: So go home and throw on one of those or

1208
00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 5: all of those tonight and make sure you texted seventy

1209
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 5: five nine to tell us what you thought about the

1210
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:25,600
Speaker 5: song of.

1211
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 12: The week, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1212
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,520
Speaker 5: In the text of seventy five nine, two that says,

1213
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:34,240
Speaker 5: what a fun song I'm gonna go play it for

1214
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:36,400
Speaker 5: my three dogs when I get home tonight.

1215
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:37,280
Speaker 12: I love it.

1216
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 2: Cute, your career is just really amazing. Oh gosh, dog

1217
00:57:43,240 --> 00:57:44,920
Speaker 2: music couldn't for dogs.

1218
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, pet albums are untapped market.

1219
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 6: I'm just saying this is moving up.

1220
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,000
Speaker 10: Thinking about a goldfish symphony.

1221
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,880
Speaker 2: I appreciate the optimism.

1222
00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 5: If you missed it, though, I sang a holiday medley

1223
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 5: dedicated to some of the most good popular Christmas movies

1224
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 5: of the last forty years.

1225
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 2: So I use a few different popular songs.

1226
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 5: For example, instead of deck the Halls with vows of Holly,

1227
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 5: I did deck the Halls with traps for burglars.

1228
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 2: You know it doesn't rhyme.

1229
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,880
Speaker 5: Yes, maybe this is why it's only good enough for dogs.

1230
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,080
Speaker 8: It doesn't rhyme, but it works.

1231
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:16,800
Speaker 2: It does work.

1232
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: It works.

1233
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 5: It was a homage to the Christmas flick Home Alone,

1234
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:22,760
Speaker 5: and hopefully our listeners liked one of the songs. I mean,

1235
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 5: I did five of them, brook, Are you seeing any texts?

1236
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,240
Speaker 1: Well? This one says why didn't you sing beginning to

1237
00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: look a lot like Grinch? Miss? That would have been

1238
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: better than the dumb one you picked. I say that that's.

1239
00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 6: What the going like a flirty grinch hair.

1240
00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 9: It was a weird kids.

1241
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 4: In the who bill.

1242
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: I thought it was nice.

1243
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 5: And you always choose like the worst text to read,

1244
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:46,000
Speaker 5: speaking of.

1245
00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: Just picked one that was like a ray.

1246
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 2: They're always the bad ones.

1247
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:53,320
Speaker 5: But if you miss the song, if you wanted to

1248
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:54,800
Speaker 5: hear it again, it's gonna be up at the Brook

1249
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 5: and Jeffery YouTube page, Facebook, Insta and TikTok.

1250
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,439
Speaker 2: Play it for all your pets at home.

1251
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 8: You have a good text, Okay, he needs to read.

1252
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:06,320
Speaker 12: Them brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1253
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 5: We get a lot of return players to this segment

1254
00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,000
Speaker 5: who want to come back and try to play book again.

1255
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 5: One of those is Sean, who has played you one

1256
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,720
Speaker 5: time before and he.

1257
00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 2: Tied sassy music.

1258
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 5: Well, we asked Sean if he has any regrets, and

1259
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 5: apparently he does.

1260
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: About a Star Wars question last time. What was it, Sean?

1261
00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,520
Speaker 13: It was what vegetables did they use as props for

1262
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 13: asteroids or comics in Star Wars?

1263
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 15: Oh?

1264
00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:44,520
Speaker 1: What's the answer? We didn't learn anything?

1265
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 2: Apparently, Yeah, it was a p That answer will stick

1266
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 2: with me forever. Now a pee pee, because what was

1267
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,440
Speaker 2: your answer?

1268
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:58,560
Speaker 11: Potato?

1269
00:59:55,360 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 5: That I almost deducted a point from your current score today.

1270
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 5: But we're gonna give it to you here. Sean Brooks's

1271
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 5: gonna leave the studios. We can get right into the game.

1272
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 5: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1273
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,160
Speaker 5: If you don't know when, you can say pass. But

1274
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,000
Speaker 5: you have to beat brook outright if you want to

1275
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:14,800
Speaker 5: win and avoid the embarrassment of that last performance.

1276
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:15,480
Speaker 2: Are you ready?

1277
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,240
Speaker 15: I am ready?

1278
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:20,480
Speaker 2: All right? Good luck? Your time starts now on this day.

1279
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:24,440
Speaker 5: In nineteen fifty five, Baseball's National League Pastor rule requiring

1280
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:28,400
Speaker 5: all batters where what while hitting helmet?

1281
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,760
Speaker 2: What type of fish is nemo? In the movie Finding

1282
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 2: Nemo Fish.

1283
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 5: Tahiti is an island located in which Ocean uh Atlantic.

1284
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:39,880
Speaker 5: The word salary is derived from people being paid in

1285
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:41,440
Speaker 5: what seasoning.

1286
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 2: Or spice salt?

1287
01:00:43,960 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 5: What is the highest possible FICO credit score in America? Eight?

1288
01:00:49,400 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 2: Who was the queen of France during the French Revolution.

1289
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 13: I'll just go with Elizabeth.

1290
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 15: That's pretty common.

1291
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of people name that.

1292
01:00:57,240 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 5: Brook's coming back into the studio here, and we have

1293
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:03,520
Speaker 5: I've been asking all of our listeners about their holiday traditions,

1294
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:07,439
Speaker 5: and apparently Sean has one where his family does an

1295
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 5: ugly Christmas.

1296
01:01:08,480 --> 01:01:09,840
Speaker 2: Sweater party every year.

1297
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:13,920
Speaker 5: What are some of the ugliest sweaters that you can remember, Sean,

1298
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 5: we had a.

1299
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 13: Boats and ho ho hose sweater. I like that.

1300
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:24,280
Speaker 7: I've been an upside down snowman where the nose was

1301
01:01:24,320 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 7: not where nose?

1302
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:29,120
Speaker 3: So is their children at this party or is this

1303
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,920
Speaker 3: more of the adult family members?

1304
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 8: There?

1305
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:34,040
Speaker 7: There's seasons two our Shenanigans.

1306
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 5: Okay, the Brooks family does the cheapest looking Christmas sweater

1307
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:39,520
Speaker 5: thing where they like drive around town and look for

1308
01:01:39,560 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 5: people wearing really really cheap clothes.

1309
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:41,800
Speaker 2: And in front of them.

1310
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:44,840
Speaker 1: It's a short tradition because our town's only about three

1311
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 1: blocks long.

1312
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 2: That somebody is getting mocked on that main road.

1313
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:53,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can rest assure. Here you go, Bro, your

1314
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:56,080
Speaker 5: time starts now on this day. In nineteen fifty five,

1315
01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 5: Baseball's National League past a rule requiring all batters where.

1316
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 2: What while hitting cups no helmet? What type of fish

1317
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 2: is Nemo in the movie Finding.

1318
01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:08,280
Speaker 1: Nemo ah clownfish.

1319
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,840
Speaker 2: Tahiti is an island located in which Ocean Pacific.

1320
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:15,000
Speaker 5: The word salary is derived from people being paid in

1321
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:20,600
Speaker 5: what seasoning or spice celery? What is the highest possible

1322
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 5: FIGHTCO credit score in America.

1323
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 12: Uh, what.

1324
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 8: The worst credit?

1325
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:36,120
Speaker 2: You don't know. We're going to go to the scoreboard

1326
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 2: to see how you did with Jose. Someone need a hug.

1327
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,320
Speaker 9: From l Sean.

1328
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: You got three corrected A that's pretty good.

1329
01:02:47,080 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 8: Brought you also three.

1330
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,120
Speaker 2: Another Sean.

1331
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:58,040
Speaker 1: From your guys' reaction, it sounds like I got that

1332
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:58,760
Speaker 1: FICO one.

1333
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd say, so, let's go all the answers here

1334
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 2: on this day.

1335
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 5: In nineteen fifty five, Baseball's National League passed rule requiring

1336
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,880
Speaker 5: all batters to wear helmets. Brooks, of course, whenever you

1337
01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 5: think of baseball prayers, we know exactly where Brook is looking.

1338
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:10,760
Speaker 9: Now.

1339
01:03:11,480 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 1: Oh my little boy loves his cup.

1340
01:03:13,560 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's the coolest thing. But he's ever worn.

1341
01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,439
Speaker 2: Oh god, what type of fish is nemo? And finding nemo?

1342
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:20,360
Speaker 2: He's a clownfish.

1343
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:23,720
Speaker 5: Tahiti is an island located in the Pacific Ocean. The

1344
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:27,520
Speaker 5: word salary comes from people being paid in salt. Oh,

1345
01:03:27,560 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 5: derived from Celearius.

1346
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:30,800
Speaker 1: Celery is so ridiculous?

1347
01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I ask for a seasoning or spice.

1348
01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 13: Now.

1349
01:03:33,640 --> 01:03:37,040
Speaker 5: The highest possible FICO credit score in America, Brook guest

1350
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:38,920
Speaker 5: five hundred.

1351
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:41,240
Speaker 2: It's it's eight point fifty.

1352
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:45,680
Speaker 5: The Queen of France during the French Revolution was Marie Antoinette.

1353
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,160
Speaker 1: Sorry, didn't even get there.

1354
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 2: Didn't get there, oh, Sean, I'm sorry. A tie does

1355
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:51,720
Speaker 2: go to the house.

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Speaker 5: What we will give you for playing is a pair

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Speaker 5: of tickets to Kuza by Sirc de Sole, performing January

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Speaker 5: nineteenth through March second under the Big Top at King

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Speaker 5: County Marymore Park. Get ready for the acrobatic adrenaline rush

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Speaker 5: of kuzup I, sirch to Sole.

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Speaker 13: Oh, I appreciate that. And I just want to know

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Speaker 13: how brook knew my credit score.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, it's a thousand.

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Speaker 1: All over here.

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Speaker 5: Hey Sean, thanks for coming back and playing. Come back

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Speaker 5: again soon.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll do Thank you guys. We're gonna do wind

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Speaker 2: Brooks Bucks same time on

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Speaker 12: Monday, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.