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But 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:45.080 most of all, but here's the here's what we need 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.000 you guys to do. Now. If you go and do that, 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.200 we hope you do. There's a little questionnaire at the end, 0:01:49.520 --> 0:01:51.640 and it's gonna ask you where you hurt it. Make 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:53.360 sure you check that you you heard it on the 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:56.320 Brooklyn Boys. When it's this easy to compare life insurance, 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:59.600 why put it off Policy genius dot com. Hey, this 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:03.800 is Jim found here listening to the Brooklyn Boys Start Up, 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:13.680 Start Up, Brooklyn Boy start Up Data. They're making noise 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:23.600 data up episode forty four. It's a palindrome, right, yeah, yeah, 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:25.320 I think about that for a second. By the way, 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:28.640 I didn't have Jimmy Falon say with Brode and Scary 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:30.400 that was he was in a hurry, so I just 0:02:30.400 --> 0:02:33.239 made it short. Yeah, but we got a really good one. 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:37.760 But next week I can't wait. Yeah, we didn't have 0:02:37.760 --> 0:02:40.760 it produced. Listen this time in the podcast. Next week, well, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.400 just listen to forty five. That's all. By the way, 0:02:43.440 --> 0:02:47.000 that's episode Yeah, but that that's not a palindrome. No. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:49.800 A palindrome is a number that reads the same forwards 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:52.799 and backwards. I have a really so the number four 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:58.520 five four in the news a lot these days, but 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:03.359 for all situation references the podcast. Yeah, yeah, four four 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.079 is a pound drum as well, because it's the same 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:07.440 number twice. It's the same forward and backwards. Race car. 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:11.760 Who's a race car? Race cars? Pound drome, race car, 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.840 race car. The word race cars a pound rome R 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:19.880 A C E C A R and it's spelled the 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:24.799 same forward and backwards. That's great, Thanks, bub I like that. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:30.160 By the way, bub Pound Rome bub. So, how are 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.200 you feeling, Brodie feeling? First? You feeling summer? I'm feeling something. 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:36.200 I'm feeling seven Up. That was the old commercial. I'm 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:38.360 feeling seven Up. I bought a bottle of seven up. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.760 It's not a sponsor, not a sponsor on Get Paid. 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.880 I bought a bottle of seven Up. It was on sale, 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:45.560 and I was like, oh, I haven't had seven Up 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:48.640 in a while. I really like seven up, said now, 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:51.000 how does seven okay? I've never been to the Lemon 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:53.800 into the Lemon, or the lime or the Lineman those 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.320 it was those Lineman commercials. It's like lemon and lime 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.520 together a Lineman. I've never been into Sprite versus seven Up. 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:01.920 But what is the difference between seven Up and Sprite 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.840 in taste? It's like Pepsi and coke Ki. It's just 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:07.440 it's different. Is it better? Well, it's like one tomato 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:09.960 sauce or another. It's just it's slightly different. But seven 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:13.000 Up comes from the Pepsi family, right, but they used 0:04:13.040 --> 0:04:17.039 to be seven Up is now owned by Sprite, is 0:04:17.080 --> 0:04:19.360 owned by Coke Sprides owned by Coke Pepsi. I think 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:23.240 Pepsi and seven up now they bought. Yeah, well so yeah, 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:25.880 but that that's very you know, that's odd for you, Brodie. 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.000 You know you support the Coca cold. That's not true. 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:31.320 I support what's on sale. Tell you that if I 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.800 if I go, if I go to the supermarket and 0:04:34.200 --> 0:04:37.960 my diapepsi is five for five, I get the diopepsi. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.800 If the AMW cream soda is five for five, I 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:44.240 get it. Dr Brown's black Cherry cream soda. You know, 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:47.040 five five, I get it. But when it's three ft five, 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:49.160 they can shove it up their ass. I'm not paying 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.440 three for five. You've ever noticed that when you're, you know, 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.440 walking up and down the aisle of a grocery store. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:56.720 In the soda aisle, they a lot of them. They 0:04:56.839 --> 0:05:01.120 just don't carry Seltzer club soda. I don't know why. 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:04.080 That's old man drink. You know it's not it's it's 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.680 healthy man. No, it's not. It's like it's coming back 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:08.359 in a big way. It's not coming back in a 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.200 big way. You need it as a mixer for your 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:15.360 for your liquor. So nobody like I'm gonna have. I 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:17.640 get so excited and all of a sudden, next to 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:20.760 the diet ginger rail. There's nothing. The only person I 0:05:20.760 --> 0:05:22.839 know that says I'm gonna have a glass of seltzer drinking. 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:25.400 I love so and and you're part of the country. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.160 It might be known as soda water, but soda water, 0:05:28.360 --> 0:05:31.560 seltzer club soda pretty much the same thing. One of them. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:35.440 Soda has the point. The point is it's clear, and 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:38.040 it's got no calories and it's healthy. So does diet 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:42.760 sprite no calories. A lot of places discriminate that. I 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.440 don't know. Why is it because it's cheaper? You know 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:48.159 what it reminds me of. I'll tell you two things. 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:50.600 One that's gonna no one's gonna get this. But one 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.279 of them is when you were sick as a kid, 0:05:53.120 --> 0:05:58.040 that's not you had alka seltzer, right, I love that 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:02.640 stomachla Seltzer. I can't drink gingerill. So I used to 0:06:02.640 --> 0:06:05.520 put the little tablet in the water and pop fizz 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:06.960 or what a relief. It is one of the greatest 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:10.320 commercials of all time. But it tasted like awfulness. It 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.360 tasted like soda with no syrup. It was just like 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.279 but if you go to the if you go to 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.000 a restaurant. You get like a diet coke and it 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.359 doesn't have enough syrup in it. It's to seltzery. You 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.360 send it back. Why would I want all seltzery. It's 0:06:21.360 --> 0:06:24.000 like no diet coke. I've become accustomed to it. It's 0:06:24.040 --> 0:06:25.800 the only way I could drinks. I think you can 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:29.479 diet coke, no coke, no. I I don't know, man, 0:06:29.760 --> 0:06:31.479 I don't know. I just out And you're paying for 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:36.520 fart water. That's really what it ishtag fart water. What seltzer? 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.160 You're fart in the tub, that's what you're getting. You're 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:42.440 getting bubbly water. Not paying for that. Water should be free. 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.920 I gotta pay the same price for seltzer as I 0:06:44.960 --> 0:06:46.760 did for soda. That's why I think it's a conspiracy, 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:48.560 because I think it costs less to make, and they 0:06:48.680 --> 0:06:51.040 forced to They're forced to charge you less, and they 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:52.640 don't want you paying less. They want you to pay 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:55.520 a premium. I want to syrup in the saccarin and 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:58.800 the fructose and the all the chemicals and to kill me. 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.360 I want all of that for the dogs. Fifty three sugars. Yeah, 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.120 if it's I'm paying a dollar, I want crap in 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:05.920 my water. I don't want just bubbly water. I want 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:10.320 something in it, ingredients, farts and water. That's it carbonation. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:15.080 What are you paying for the soda stream and do that? 0:07:15.160 --> 0:07:17.920 It's a conspiracy. Stream can do that at home. You 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:21.880 don't need to buy Seltzer my stream. Millie still has 0:07:22.120 --> 0:07:25.240 the glass bottles from the Seltzer. That was the reference. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.320 I was gonna make Seltzer man. Back in the day, 0:07:27.800 --> 0:07:30.080 there were those old school Seltzer bottles. You might have 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:31.800 seen them. They're big, like back in the day. They 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.040 weren't old school. They would just would Seltzer bottles right, 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.000 but they were blue and they were green. They were beautiful. 0:07:36.000 --> 0:07:37.600 They made a glass and they had like a spray 0:07:37.640 --> 0:07:40.000 bottle on the top like a hose like and you 0:07:40.000 --> 0:07:44.400 would you would pull, you would pull on right and 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.360 they would and when you would leave the you would 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.240 leave the empty bottles outside, and then the Seltzer man 0:07:49.280 --> 0:07:51.920 would come and he would refill you and you would 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.200 get a dozen new bottles on them. He had like 0:07:54.200 --> 0:07:56.720 a pickup truck. It was like a wooden flatbed truck, 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:00.200 and it was all like milk crates of so eltzo 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.040 bottle crates of Seltzer bottles and he would bring that. 0:08:03.120 --> 0:08:05.640 Like when you like offices get water jugs delivered. I mean, 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.960 what right, right? But this is like before the internet. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:10.360 That looks carbonated water. When people used to get milk 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.320 delivered in jugs and jars. That's what I was. I 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:15.240 was gonna say the same thing. The Seltzerman's coming, the 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.840 Seltzerman and the milkman. For a little while, my dad 0:08:17.880 --> 0:08:20.000 would get my dad would make egg creams. Why can't 0:08:20.040 --> 0:08:21.360 we go back to the egg creams. You know what 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:23.880 egg cream is. There's no egg in no cream, but 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:27.280 a seltzer in syrup. Right, but but combinated chuck, Those 0:08:27.320 --> 0:08:29.520 were the days, man, Why can't we bring those backs 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.720 my day we had coming to the house. I mean, 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.440 it's there's nothing more pure than water. That's carbonated water, 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:39.520 not far water. Did you have the scissor man that 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.360 used to come by scissorman, Yeah, like we had the 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:45.160 ice cream man, we had the Seltzer man, the knife shopping, 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.640 the knife sharpener. A guy tells you he's a scissor man. 0:08:48.720 --> 0:08:53.000 Run like hell. Guy would come around and he would 0:08:53.040 --> 0:08:57.360 actually he would sharpen like things that needs to be sharping, 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:01.960 garden tools, or kitchens or something you're gonna stab someone 0:09:02.000 --> 0:09:04.000 with neighborhood. And he always had like a lab coat 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.320 with blood on it, Like I always thought like like 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.560 because it would spray like people to give them dirty 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.559 knives sometimes. Yeah, I always felt like he had like 0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:14.839 nine fingers. Yes, artifacts of a bygone era. No, I've 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:17.480 still seen Kni've seen shopping trucks. How do you have 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.720 a business, How do you sustain yourself? Because there are 0:09:19.760 --> 0:09:22.520 people like I have a nice set of kitchen knives, 0:09:22.520 --> 0:09:25.800 and they come around and they sharpen, they sharpen your knife. Well, 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:29.680 here's the thing. I know there are places that do that, 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.400 but i've there is in my in in the general 0:09:32.480 --> 0:09:34.600 vicinity of where I live in New Jersey, there's a 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:37.720 truck that goes around and it's a knife shop. What 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:39.959 is it? No, it's a it's an old style truck 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.680 that could be an ice cream truck again, but that 0:09:42.800 --> 0:09:46.480 is a forgotten art of driving a truck. Basically like 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:48.640 a wheel that goes spins and you put the knife 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:50.600 against it at an angle and it shopping is the knife. 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:52.840 But what's the thing you stick in the whole? You know, 0:09:52.880 --> 0:09:55.360 what isn't it something I guess there's no other way 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.480 to sharpen your tools. Give out our email, you know what, 0:09:57.679 --> 0:10:01.280 tweet at Scary Jones. If you're a nie shopper, or 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:03.400 there's a guy in a truck they don't have an 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:05.520 ax chord in their car to hear this podcast. If not, 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:07.480 if you're a knife shoppinger. And by the way, I 0:10:07.480 --> 0:10:09.120 don't mean to insinuate that if you're a woman, you're 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:11.959 not a nifeving around your knife sharpening truck. Why don't you? 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:13.840 But if we have seen one on the street, like what, 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:16.600 how's a knife shoppening truck? You know what this? They 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:20.240 exist all right? Well, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.600 dot com. That's our email dress the Brooklyn Boys Podcast 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.640 at gmail dot Curry reads that make sure you address 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:27.240 everything that Brodian scary, scary Brodie. I had a couple 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.280 of scary Brodies in there. And Brodie and Scaries I 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.800 hadn't both both alive. I've gotten some really good stuff 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:34.200 on Instagram, like I didn't screenshot. Well, first of all, 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:38.200 people's screenshotting. So we set the table, we lay at 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:40.560 the menu. You want to lay out this the menu? Yeah, 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:42.760 So here's what I was on what's today's specials. We've 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:44.880 got unused jokes. That's that we got those. It's a 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:46.680 short week, but we got a couple of those. I 0:10:46.720 --> 0:10:48.680 got a couple of good emails people that emailed me 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:52.760 at Brodie, Elvis durand dot com. Keep the the keep 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:54.360 in mind, I only checked that like every couple of weeks. 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:56.600 I don't feel like I didn't. One that gets checked 0:10:56.600 --> 0:10:59.120 every day is the Brooklyn Boys podcast at Gmail. That's 0:10:59.120 --> 0:11:01.760 what That's what we check a lot. I've got a 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:07.240 medium rant about a movie theater related thing, and I've 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:09.439 got an uber rant, but not about uber. I've got 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:12.760 a big rant, but about a movie theater. They got 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:15.079 movie related. I may split them up between two podcasts. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.400 I know I still owe the direct TV rant, right, 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.960 I didn't do that one yet. I still have that one, 0:11:20.320 --> 0:11:22.240 and I feel like, oh and I got a I 0:11:22.280 --> 0:11:25.240 got an airline one unrelated to the airline rants I've 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:28.320 been doing. I have. I have to bitch about United 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:30.400 Airlines because when I tell you this, you tell me 0:11:30.440 --> 0:11:33.360 how the hell this happens. I'm gonna tell you, now 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:35.800 go for it. I'll tell you now go ahead. Let 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.760 it out, Brodie, Now let it out let it out 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:42.160 like carbonation in a Seltzer part water fart water felt. 0:11:42.480 --> 0:11:45.480 Hold on, I'm I'm actually pressing. I'm I'm pressing your 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:51.959 your your nozzle and I'm letting it. Don't I'm pressing 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:56.320 your Admittedly, you are not very good at geography right now, 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:59.480 I'm okay. Now, I would imagine Jimmy kim By the way, 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.480 if you have a chance, go on look an uh 0:12:02.640 --> 0:12:05.280 Jimmy Kimmel alive the YouTube page if you didn't see 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:08.560 it happen on his episode last week, Jimmy Kimmel did 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:11.160 a street bit. Now I know they probably interview a 0:12:11.160 --> 0:12:13.240 thousand people and they only show the dumb ones. But 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.280 they had like ten people on. They showed him a 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:20.400 flat map of the world. Right, the earth isn't flat, 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:25.040 but it's a flattened map. Yeah, but all the country silhouetted, 0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:28.280 nothing written on them. And they asked people on the street, 0:12:28.760 --> 0:12:31.480 name a country anywhere on the map, just name a country. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.600 Half of them pointed to the continent of Africa and 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.880 saith Africa. It just a little reminder, Africa not a country. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:39.800 Not no, it's not a country. It's a that is 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:42.400 a continent, right, nobody else could figure out they couldn't 0:12:42.440 --> 0:12:45.360 find a country. One person pointed to although if they 0:12:45.360 --> 0:12:48.000 would have pointed to Australia instead, Australia, that is a county. 0:12:48.000 --> 0:12:50.040 It is the only kind of county country. Yes, but Africa, 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:55.960 Africa not a country, right, Okay, So they pointed to Asia, 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:59.640 they pointed to Russia. They said, where's America? And they 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.240 pointed Russia, which, by the way, if you follow the 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.800 news lately, insert your own joke there. But this is 0:13:04.840 --> 0:13:08.280 what really happened on Jimmy Kimmel. Okay, so they could. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.560 They're terrible at geography, so it's hilarious and painful. And 0:13:11.600 --> 0:13:14.000 a couple of them are college graduates. Like, I'm so 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.920 embarrassed they couldn't find America on a map. Look, if 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.520 you look at America the map of America and the 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:23.160 states are silhouetted, and you can't name them all. I 0:13:23.200 --> 0:13:25.120 get it. You should be able to. But if you can't, 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:27.600 I can name about I could name all of them. 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:30.800 But anyway, if you can't name all the capitals, you should, 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.559 but I get it. But if you can't find America 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:38.560 on a map, like if you can't find let's say Nebraska. Right, 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:40.840 you're like, I don't remember which ones Nebraska, which ones? Olmaha? 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:45.880 I mean, not which one Ohoma? Oklahoma? I can't remember 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:49.240 which Oklahoma? Which ones? You know? I get it, right, 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:51.800 they're all in the Midwest and you don't know the Midway. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.320 I get it. Or or if you're looking at the 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:55.120 northeast and you're like, which one is Vermont, which ones 0:13:55.200 --> 0:13:57.440 New Hampshire? I get it. But if you can't find 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:00.679 America on a map, you got a problem. The people 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:02.640 that he interviewed on the street, I think work for 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:08.920 American airlines. Okay, my my daughter, one of them just 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:12.080 is in Costa Rica right now, which, by the way, 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:15.160 most people probably couldn't find Costa Rica on the map. However, 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.560 when we put her on the flight, they have a 0:14:19.640 --> 0:14:26.160 policy you pay twenty five dollars a bag for American 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:30.600 flights and free baggage on international flights, figuring the tickets 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:35.520 probably more expensive, right right, Okay, they charged her and 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:42.040 me because I paid for it dollars for for one 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.360 bag to check a bag to find a Costa Rica, 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:49.920 because they told me that it's not considered an international flight. 0:14:51.080 --> 0:14:54.080 What the fund is that? Since what is Costa Rica 0:14:54.120 --> 0:15:00.280 part of America. Costa Rica is not an internet should 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:04.280 wait Latin America. Don't tweet me telling me it's got 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:07.840 the word America in it. No, Well, maybe in their mind, 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:13.280 international means leaving the continent of North America, because technically 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.120 that's part of the continent of North America. Is it 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:20.000 not that you leave in the country in their world, 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:23.760 I'm not listen Devil's advocate. I don't. I don't agree 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.200 with them because it's not part of America. It's not 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:29.040 part of the states. You should have had them name 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:32.080 the fifty states and say is Costa Rica one of them? No? 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.960 Giving my fucking money back, That's what you should have 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:38.240 told them. I'm not trying to make excuses. I'm trying 0:15:38.280 --> 0:15:41.680 to understand their rationale. Okay, so before I'm just trying 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:43.800 to understand where they're coming. Here's what I'm gonna tell you. 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.640 My wife booked the flight, my wife took it to 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:50.000 the airport. My wife gave me specific instructions. Don't make 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:53.320 a scene, don't call up and complain about the off 0:15:53.360 --> 0:15:56.560 the fight. Do you see that. You've seen the videos 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.160 on TV, on the news, You've seen those viral videos 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:00.720 why would you throw my daughter off the flight? What 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.800 are you talking about? Well, because if you if you're 0:16:02.840 --> 0:16:04.840 gonna put up a stink and they're like, you know what, 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:06.920 I'm not gonna do it while she's on the plane. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:08.880 Before they take off. I'm gonna run to the airport 0:16:09.240 --> 0:16:11.040 and and make a shape. Might be a marked woman. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:12.680 I don't know that. They might put some notes in 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:14.560 your file and then when she gets on the flight 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:17.680 to like keep an eye point. I'm adding them to 0:16:17.680 --> 0:16:21.480 the list a few American airlines twenty five dollars for 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:26.800 a non international flight to Costa Rica? Did you confuse 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:30.240 Costa Rica? Puerto Rico? Puerto Rico not an international flight? 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:34.600 Part of United States, Commonwealth of the United States, not 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:39.880 an international Costa Rica to my knowledge, we haven't conquered 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:42.760 them yet. Not part of America. But what about them? 0:16:42.800 --> 0:16:45.000 By the way, don't be one of these people that says, 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.760 you know, the name of all countries not America, declude state. 0:16:48.080 --> 0:16:51.120 Fuck you too, what about it's America the beautiful I 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:52.840 get it. I know what the official name is. My 0:16:52.960 --> 0:16:54.960 name is David Brody. An calls me Brody. You know 0:16:55.120 --> 0:16:57.720 America is a nickname. We get it. What about when 0:16:57.720 --> 0:16:59.960 they say you could fly anywhere in the United States, 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.240 what they say, you can't fly to Hawaii. Hawaii is 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:03.960 part of the United States. Okay, but that's a five 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:07.200 hours and five and a half they say continentally United States. 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:10.120 And I understand why because it's like it's like saying 0:17:10.119 --> 0:17:12.520 you can have anything here for free except the flame 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:14.840 and young. I get that, Like if you get in 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:16.440 a shopping spree, they go, oh, you can go anything, 0:17:16.480 --> 0:17:18.359 and you're wanting a shopping spree. You just can't have 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.000 the ten thousand dollar television. You have to make rules. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:23.160 I get that. You can't fly Awa, Well, that's their rule. 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.959 Their rule is Costa Rica. That's not a rule. You 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:31.680 can't change the geography of Costa Rica. You can't do that. 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:34.959 You can't decide, well, we're gonna consider that it's not 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:37.000 far enough. Did you did you get your money back? 0:17:37.040 --> 0:17:39.080 And did you You heard me? My wife won't let me. 0:17:40.320 --> 0:17:42.159 What are you going to But I know, I know 0:17:42.200 --> 0:17:44.080 you're not gonna listen to your wife. Was the last 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:46.040 time you listen to what she had to say? Uh, 0:17:46.440 --> 0:17:48.919 the night before we got married exactly. Yeah, that's not 0:17:48.960 --> 0:17:51.719 going well for me. By the way. So there you go. 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:53.800 I know, after the flight's over, you're gonna try and 0:17:53.840 --> 0:17:56.640 recoup that cash. You know what are you trying a kid? 0:17:56.880 --> 0:17:58.679 I may? I may? Are you gonna leave money on 0:17:58.720 --> 0:18:01.320 the table? No, I'm not leave him. I gotta figure up. Now, 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.960 come on, man, I can't a minute trying to pull 0:18:04.400 --> 0:18:08.000 everybody's eyes technically, technically, my wife said, you're going on 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:11.280 that definitely. My wife said, don't call them and ask 0:18:11.400 --> 0:18:12.800 for a refight, and you're gonna be like, okay, I'll 0:18:12.800 --> 0:18:15.359 email them that. Hold on, we didn't say I couldn't 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:18.240 DM them and ask for a credit. You're gonna slide 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:19.879 into their d I may slide to the d M. 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.320 S oh can I okay? By the way, what airline 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:26.960 do you know? Are you happy with that? Blue Love Jet? 0:18:26.960 --> 0:18:30.320 Blue Love? Like last week was the terret chip thing. No, 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:33.480 that's that's the chip that was United United United fine, 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:36.000 but they needed better entertainment system. God, as you fly 0:18:36.080 --> 0:18:38.800 on these airlines, you always have complaints about them. But 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:45.440 I will says free bagged international flight. This is why 0:18:45.480 --> 0:18:48.080 the airline suck. You can't do that, but DA haven 0:18:48.119 --> 0:18:51.200 monopoly on that. That's like saying dollars. SODA's a refills 0:18:51.640 --> 0:18:56.760 but not the sprite why not? Nope, don't change rules. 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:02.320 Fuck United Airlines, American I'm sorry, un fun United Airlines. 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:06.520 Fuck American Airlines, and it's okay. Fuck the United States 0:19:06.560 --> 0:19:10.399 of American Airlines. For those people that want to tell yeah, no, 0:19:10.600 --> 0:19:13.600 you know what I'm piste off. All right, Well you 0:19:13.600 --> 0:19:17.200 know you're gonna get your money back. Five dollars, twenty 0:19:17.680 --> 0:19:22.320 five bucks, all right, twenty five dollars. I I tell you, 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:25.200 twenty five dollars is more than halfway to get the 0:19:25.240 --> 0:19:28.719 new Omaha Steaks deal. That's all I'm saying. Keyword Brooklyn 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:34.639 Boys a commercial commercial that I'm saying, it's almost steaks from. 0:19:35.840 --> 0:19:38.520 We can't charge them. We can't. It's not a commercial. 0:19:38.520 --> 0:19:41.159 It didn't schedule. There was none this week though, but 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:44.920 I do too. Uh, you want to get it. First 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:47.439 of all, don't forgett riding into d MS. I got 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:50.080 to talk about that with another freaking company that doesn't 0:19:50.119 --> 0:19:53.600 understand about sliding in. You started, ah, you started this 0:19:53.640 --> 0:19:56.600 thing this morning because you you saw this article that 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:01.840 our beloved boardwalks of Jersey Shore and Coney Island are 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:04.400 robbing people blind Okay, so I don't have the story. 0:20:04.400 --> 0:20:07.119 If you know what, everybody has been to a boardwalk 0:20:07.200 --> 0:20:10.240 and some I guess, unless you're landing, play carnival games 0:20:10.240 --> 0:20:14.080 and this stuff. So there's like fucking squirt the water 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:16.560 in the clowns mouth and the balloon, or get the 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:19.280