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Speaker 1: is Jim found here listening to the Brooklyn Boys Start Up,
Speaker 1: Start Up, Brooklyn Boy start Up Data. They're making noise
Speaker 1: data up episode forty four. It's a palindrome, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think about that for a second. By the way,
Speaker 1: I didn't have Jimmy Falon say with Brode and Scary
Speaker 1: that was he was in a hurry, so I just
Speaker 1: made it short. Yeah, but we got a really good one.
Speaker 1: But next week I can't wait. Yeah, we didn't have
Speaker 1: it produced. Listen this time in the podcast. Next week, well,
Speaker 1: just listen to forty five. That's all. By the way,
Speaker 1: that's episode Yeah, but that that's not a palindrome. No.
Speaker 1: A palindrome is a number that reads the same forwards
Speaker 1: and backwards. I have a really so the number four
Speaker 1: five four in the news a lot these days, but
Speaker 1: for all situation references the podcast. Yeah, yeah, four four
Speaker 1: is a pound drum as well, because it's the same
Speaker 1: number twice. It's the same forward and backwards. Race car.
Speaker 1: Who's a race car? Race cars? Pound drome, race car,
Speaker 1: race car. The word race cars a pound rome R
Speaker 1: A C E C A R and it's spelled the
Speaker 1: same forward and backwards. That's great, Thanks, bub I like that.
Speaker 1: By the way, bub Pound Rome bub. So, how are
Speaker 1: you feeling, Brodie feeling? First? You feeling summer? I'm feeling something.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling seven Up. That was the old commercial. I'm
Speaker 1: feeling seven Up. I bought a bottle of seven up.
Speaker 1: It's not a sponsor, not a sponsor on Get Paid.
Speaker 1: I bought a bottle of seven Up. It was on sale,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, I haven't had seven Up
Speaker 1: in a while. I really like seven up, said now,
Speaker 1: how does seven okay? I've never been to the Lemon
Speaker 1: into the Lemon, or the lime or the Lineman those
Speaker 1: it was those Lineman commercials. It's like lemon and lime
Speaker 1: together a Lineman. I've never been into Sprite versus seven Up.
Speaker 1: But what is the difference between seven Up and Sprite
Speaker 1: in taste? It's like Pepsi and coke Ki. It's just
Speaker 1: it's different. Is it better? Well, it's like one tomato
Speaker 1: sauce or another. It's just it's slightly different. But seven
Speaker 1: Up comes from the Pepsi family, right, but they used
Speaker 1: to be seven Up is now owned by Sprite, is
Speaker 1: owned by Coke Sprides owned by Coke Pepsi. I think
Speaker 1: Pepsi and seven up now they bought. Yeah, well so yeah,
Speaker 1: but that that's very you know, that's odd for you, Brodie.
Speaker 1: You know you support the Coca cold. That's not true.
Speaker 1: I support what's on sale. Tell you that if I
Speaker 1: if I go, if I go to the supermarket and
Speaker 1: my diapepsi is five for five, I get the diopepsi.
Speaker 1: If the AMW cream soda is five for five, I
Speaker 1: get it. Dr Brown's black Cherry cream soda. You know,
Speaker 1: five five, I get it. But when it's three ft five,
Speaker 1: they can shove it up their ass. I'm not paying
Speaker 1: three for five. You've ever noticed that when you're, you know,
Speaker 1: walking up and down the aisle of a grocery store.
Speaker 1: In the soda aisle, they a lot of them. They
Speaker 1: just don't carry Seltzer club soda. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: That's old man drink. You know it's not it's it's
Speaker 1: healthy man. No, it's not. It's like it's coming back
Speaker 1: in a big way. It's not coming back in a
Speaker 1: big way. You need it as a mixer for your
Speaker 1: for your liquor. So nobody like I'm gonna have. I
Speaker 1: get so excited and all of a sudden, next to
Speaker 1: the diet ginger rail. There's nothing. The only person I
Speaker 1: know that says I'm gonna have a glass of seltzer drinking.
Speaker 1: I love so and and you're part of the country.
Speaker 1: It might be known as soda water, but soda water,
Speaker 1: seltzer club soda pretty much the same thing. One of them.
Speaker 1: Soda has the point. The point is it's clear, and
Speaker 1: it's got no calories and it's healthy. So does diet
Speaker 1: sprite no calories. A lot of places discriminate that. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Why is it because it's cheaper? You know
Speaker 1: what it reminds me of. I'll tell you two things.
Speaker 1: One that's gonna no one's gonna get this. But one
Speaker 1: of them is when you were sick as a kid,
Speaker 1: that's not you had alka seltzer, right, I love that
Speaker 1: stomachla Seltzer. I can't drink gingerill. So I used to
Speaker 1: put the little tablet in the water and pop fizz
Speaker 1: or what a relief. It is one of the greatest
Speaker 1: commercials of all time. But it tasted like awfulness. It
Speaker 1: tasted like soda with no syrup. It was just like
Speaker 1: but if you go to the if you go to
Speaker 1: a restaurant. You get like a diet coke and it
Speaker 1: doesn't have enough syrup in it. It's to seltzery. You
Speaker 1: send it back. Why would I want all seltzery. It's
Speaker 1: like no diet coke. I've become accustomed to it. It's
Speaker 1: the only way I could drinks. I think you can
Speaker 1: diet coke, no coke, no. I I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just out And you're paying for
Speaker 1: fart water. That's really what it ishtag fart water. What seltzer?
Speaker 1: You're fart in the tub, that's what you're getting. You're
Speaker 1: getting bubbly water. Not paying for that. Water should be free.
Speaker 1: I gotta pay the same price for seltzer as I
Speaker 1: did for soda. That's why I think it's a conspiracy,
Speaker 1: because I think it costs less to make, and they
Speaker 1: forced to They're forced to charge you less, and they
Speaker 1: don't want you paying less. They want you to pay
Speaker 1: a premium. I want to syrup in the saccarin and
Speaker 1: the fructose and the all the chemicals and to kill me.
Speaker 1: I want all of that for the dogs. Fifty three sugars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if it's I'm paying a dollar, I want crap in
Speaker 1: my water. I don't want just bubbly water. I want
Speaker 1: something in it, ingredients, farts and water. That's it carbonation.
Speaker 1: What are you paying for the soda stream and do that?
Speaker 1: It's a conspiracy. Stream can do that at home. You
Speaker 1: don't need to buy Seltzer my stream. Millie still has
Speaker 1: the glass bottles from the Seltzer. That was the reference.
Speaker 1: I was gonna make Seltzer man. Back in the day,
Speaker 1: there were those old school Seltzer bottles. You might have
Speaker 1: seen them. They're big, like back in the day. They
Speaker 1: weren't old school. They would just would Seltzer bottles right,
Speaker 1: but they were blue and they were green. They were beautiful.
Speaker 1: They made a glass and they had like a spray
Speaker 1: bottle on the top like a hose like and you
Speaker 1: would you would pull, you would pull on right and
Speaker 1: they would and when you would leave the you would
Speaker 1: leave the empty bottles outside, and then the Seltzer man
Speaker 1: would come and he would refill you and you would
Speaker 1: get a dozen new bottles on them. He had like
Speaker 1: a pickup truck. It was like a wooden flatbed truck,
Speaker 1: and it was all like milk crates of so eltzo
Speaker 1: bottle crates of Seltzer bottles and he would bring that.
Speaker 1: Like when you like offices get water jugs delivered. I mean,
Speaker 1: what right, right? But this is like before the internet.
Speaker 1: That looks carbonated water. When people used to get milk
Speaker 1: delivered in jugs and jars. That's what I was. I
Speaker 1: was gonna say the same thing. The Seltzerman's coming, the
Speaker 1: Seltzerman and the milkman. For a little while, my dad
Speaker 1: would get my dad would make egg creams. Why can't
Speaker 1: we go back to the egg creams. You know what
Speaker 1: egg cream is. There's no egg in no cream, but
Speaker 1: a seltzer in syrup. Right, but but combinated chuck, Those
Speaker 1: were the days, man, Why can't we bring those backs
Speaker 1: my day we had coming to the house. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's there's nothing more pure than water. That's carbonated water,
Speaker 1: not far water. Did you have the scissor man that
Speaker 1: used to come by scissorman, Yeah, like we had the
Speaker 1: ice cream man, we had the Seltzer man, the knife shopping,
Speaker 1: the knife sharpener. A guy tells you he's a scissor man.
Speaker 1: Run like hell. Guy would come around and he would
Speaker 1: actually he would sharpen like things that needs to be sharping,
Speaker 1: garden tools, or kitchens or something you're gonna stab someone
Speaker 1: with neighborhood. And he always had like a lab coat
Speaker 1: with blood on it, Like I always thought like like
Speaker 1: because it would spray like people to give them dirty
Speaker 1: knives sometimes. Yeah, I always felt like he had like
Speaker 1: nine fingers. Yes, artifacts of a bygone era. No, I've
Speaker 1: still seen Kni've seen shopping trucks. How do you have
Speaker 1: a business, How do you sustain yourself? Because there are
Speaker 1: people like I have a nice set of kitchen knives,
Speaker 1: and they come around and they sharpen, they sharpen your knife. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I know there are places that do that,
Speaker 1: but i've there is in my in in the general
Speaker 1: vicinity of where I live in New Jersey, there's a
Speaker 1: truck that goes around and it's a knife shop. What
Speaker 1: is it? No, it's a it's an old style truck
Speaker 1: that could be an ice cream truck again, but that
Speaker 1: is a forgotten art of driving a truck. Basically like
Speaker 1: a wheel that goes spins and you put the knife
Speaker 1: against it at an angle and it shopping is the knife.
Speaker 1: But what's the thing you stick in the whole? You know,
Speaker 1: what isn't it something I guess there's no other way
Speaker 1: to sharpen your tools. Give out our email, you know what,
Speaker 1: tweet at Scary Jones. If you're a nie shopper, or
Speaker 1: there's a guy in a truck they don't have an
Speaker 1: ax chord in their car to hear this podcast. If not,
Speaker 1: if you're a knife shoppinger. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: don't mean to insinuate that if you're a woman, you're
Speaker 1: not a nifeving around your knife sharpening truck. Why don't you?
Speaker 1: But if we have seen one on the street, like what,
Speaker 1: how's a knife shoppening truck? You know what this? They
Speaker 1: exist all right? Well, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. That's our email dress the Brooklyn Boys Podcast
Speaker 1: at gmail dot Curry reads that make sure you address
Speaker 1: everything that Brodian scary, scary Brodie. I had a couple
Speaker 1: of scary Brodies in there. And Brodie and Scaries I
Speaker 1: hadn't both both alive. I've gotten some really good stuff
Speaker 1: on Instagram, like I didn't screenshot. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: people's screenshotting. So we set the table, we lay at
Speaker 1: the menu. You want to lay out this the menu? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So here's what I was on what's today's specials. We've
Speaker 1: got unused jokes. That's that we got those. It's a
Speaker 1: short week, but we got a couple of those. I
Speaker 1: got a couple of good emails people that emailed me
Speaker 1: at Brodie, Elvis durand dot com. Keep the the keep
Speaker 1: in mind, I only checked that like every couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I didn't. One that gets checked
Speaker 1: every day is the Brooklyn Boys podcast at Gmail. That's
Speaker 1: what That's what we check a lot. I've got a
Speaker 1: medium rant about a movie theater related thing, and I've
Speaker 1: got an uber rant, but not about uber. I've got
Speaker 1: a big rant, but about a movie theater. They got
Speaker 1: movie related. I may split them up between two podcasts.
Speaker 1: I know I still owe the direct TV rant, right,
Speaker 1: I didn't do that one yet. I still have that one,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, oh and I got a I
Speaker 1: got an airline one unrelated to the airline rants I've
Speaker 1: been doing. I have. I have to bitch about United
Speaker 1: Airlines because when I tell you this, you tell me
Speaker 1: how the hell this happens. I'm gonna tell you, now
Speaker 1: go for it. I'll tell you now go ahead. Let
Speaker 1: it out, Brodie, Now let it out let it out
Speaker 1: like carbonation in a Seltzer part water fart water felt.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm I'm actually pressing. I'm I'm pressing your
Speaker 1: your your nozzle and I'm letting it. Don't I'm pressing
Speaker 1: your Admittedly, you are not very good at geography right now,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Now, I would imagine Jimmy kim By the way,
Speaker 1: if you have a chance, go on look an uh
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel alive the YouTube page if you didn't see
Speaker 1: it happen on his episode last week, Jimmy Kimmel did
Speaker 1: a street bit. Now I know they probably interview a
Speaker 1: thousand people and they only show the dumb ones. But
Speaker 1: they had like ten people on. They showed him a
Speaker 1: flat map of the world. Right, the earth isn't flat,
Speaker 1: but it's a flattened map. Yeah, but all the country silhouetted,
Speaker 1: nothing written on them. And they asked people on the street,
Speaker 1: name a country anywhere on the map, just name a country.
Speaker 1: Half of them pointed to the continent of Africa and
Speaker 1: saith Africa. It just a little reminder, Africa not a country.
Speaker 1: Not no, it's not a country. It's a that is
Speaker 1: a continent, right, nobody else could figure out they couldn't
Speaker 1: find a country. One person pointed to although if they
Speaker 1: would have pointed to Australia instead, Australia, that is a county.
Speaker 1: It is the only kind of county country. Yes, but Africa,
Speaker 1: Africa not a country, right, Okay, So they pointed to Asia,
Speaker 1: they pointed to Russia. They said, where's America? And they
Speaker 1: pointed Russia, which, by the way, if you follow the
Speaker 1: news lately, insert your own joke there. But this is
Speaker 1: what really happened on Jimmy Kimmel. Okay, so they could.
Speaker 1: They're terrible at geography, so it's hilarious and painful. And
Speaker 1: a couple of them are college graduates. Like, I'm so
Speaker 1: embarrassed they couldn't find America on a map. Look, if
Speaker 1: you look at America the map of America and the
Speaker 1: states are silhouetted, and you can't name them all. I
Speaker 1: get it. You should be able to. But if you can't,
Speaker 1: I can name about I could name all of them.
Speaker 1: But anyway, if you can't name all the capitals, you should,
Speaker 1: but I get it. But if you can't find America
Speaker 1: on a map, like if you can't find let's say Nebraska. Right,
Speaker 1: you're like, I don't remember which ones Nebraska, which ones? Olmaha?
Speaker 1: I mean, not which one Ohoma? Oklahoma? I can't remember
Speaker 1: which Oklahoma? Which ones? You know? I get it, right,
Speaker 1: they're all in the Midwest and you don't know the Midway.
Speaker 1: I get it. Or or if you're looking at the
Speaker 1: northeast and you're like, which one is Vermont, which ones
Speaker 1: New Hampshire? I get it. But if you can't find
Speaker 1: America on a map, you got a problem. The people
Speaker 1: that he interviewed on the street, I think work for
Speaker 1: American airlines. Okay, my my daughter, one of them just
Speaker 1: is in Costa Rica right now, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: most people probably couldn't find Costa Rica on the map. However,
Speaker 1: when we put her on the flight, they have a
Speaker 1: policy you pay twenty five dollars a bag for American
Speaker 1: flights and free baggage on international flights, figuring the tickets
Speaker 1: probably more expensive, right right, Okay, they charged her and
Speaker 1: me because I paid for it dollars for for one
Speaker 1: bag to check a bag to find a Costa Rica,
Speaker 1: because they told me that it's not considered an international flight.
Speaker 1: What the fund is that? Since what is Costa Rica
Speaker 1: part of America. Costa Rica is not an internet should
Speaker 1: wait Latin America. Don't tweet me telling me it's got
Speaker 1: the word America in it. No, Well, maybe in their mind,
Speaker 1: international means leaving the continent of North America, because technically
Speaker 1: that's part of the continent of North America. Is it
Speaker 1: not that you leave in the country in their world,
Speaker 1: I'm not listen Devil's advocate. I don't. I don't agree
Speaker 1: with them because it's not part of America. It's not
Speaker 1: part of the states. You should have had them name
Speaker 1: the fifty states and say is Costa Rica one of them? No?
Speaker 1: Giving my fucking money back, That's what you should have
Speaker 1: told them. I'm not trying to make excuses. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to understand their rationale. Okay, so before I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to understand where they're coming. Here's what I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: My wife booked the flight, my wife took it to
Speaker 1: the airport. My wife gave me specific instructions. Don't make
Speaker 1: a scene, don't call up and complain about the off
Speaker 1: the fight. Do you see that. You've seen the videos
Speaker 1: on TV, on the news, You've seen those viral videos
Speaker 1: why would you throw my daughter off the flight? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, because if you if you're
Speaker 1: gonna put up a stink and they're like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do it while she's on the plane.
Speaker 1: Before they take off. I'm gonna run to the airport
Speaker 1: and and make a shape. Might be a marked woman.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. They might put some notes in
Speaker 1: your file and then when she gets on the flight
Speaker 1: to like keep an eye point. I'm adding them to
Speaker 1: the list a few American airlines twenty five dollars for
Speaker 1: a non international flight to Costa Rica? Did you confuse
Speaker 1: Costa Rica? Puerto Rico? Puerto Rico not an international flight?
Speaker 1: Part of United States, Commonwealth of the United States, not
Speaker 1: an international Costa Rica to my knowledge, we haven't conquered
Speaker 1: them yet. Not part of America. But what about them?
Speaker 1: By the way, don't be one of these people that says,
Speaker 1: you know, the name of all countries not America, declude state.
Speaker 1: Fuck you too, what about it's America the beautiful I
Speaker 1: get it. I know what the official name is. My
Speaker 1: name is David Brody. An calls me Brody. You know
Speaker 1: America is a nickname. We get it. What about when
Speaker 1: they say you could fly anywhere in the United States,
Speaker 1: what they say, you can't fly to Hawaii. Hawaii is
Speaker 1: part of the United States. Okay, but that's a five
Speaker 1: hours and five and a half they say continentally United States.
Speaker 1: And I understand why because it's like it's like saying
Speaker 1: you can have anything here for free except the flame
Speaker 1: and young. I get that, Like if you get in
Speaker 1: a shopping spree, they go, oh, you can go anything,
Speaker 1: and you're wanting a shopping spree. You just can't have
Speaker 1: the ten thousand dollar television. You have to make rules.
Speaker 1: I get that. You can't fly Awa, Well, that's their rule.
Speaker 1: Their rule is Costa Rica. That's not a rule. You
Speaker 1: can't change the geography of Costa Rica. You can't do that.
Speaker 1: You can't decide, well, we're gonna consider that it's not
Speaker 1: far enough. Did you did you get your money back?
Speaker 1: And did you You heard me? My wife won't let me.
Speaker 1: What are you going to But I know, I know
Speaker 1: you're not gonna listen to your wife. Was the last
Speaker 1: time you listen to what she had to say? Uh,
Speaker 1: the night before we got married exactly. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: going well for me. By the way. So there you go.
Speaker 1: I know, after the flight's over, you're gonna try and
Speaker 1: recoup that cash. You know what are you trying a kid?
Speaker 1: I may? I may? Are you gonna leave money on
Speaker 1: the table? No, I'm not leave him. I gotta figure up. Now,
Speaker 1: come on, man, I can't a minute trying to pull
Speaker 1: everybody's eyes technically, technically, my wife said, you're going on
Speaker 1: that definitely. My wife said, don't call them and ask
Speaker 1: for a refight, and you're gonna be like, okay, I'll
Speaker 1: email them that. Hold on, we didn't say I couldn't
Speaker 1: DM them and ask for a credit. You're gonna slide
Speaker 1: into their d I may slide to the d M.
Speaker 1: S oh can I okay? By the way, what airline
Speaker 1: do you know? Are you happy with that? Blue Love Jet?
Speaker 1: Blue Love? Like last week was the terret chip thing. No,
Speaker 1: that's that's the chip that was United United United fine,
Speaker 1: but they needed better entertainment system. God, as you fly
Speaker 1: on these airlines, you always have complaints about them. But
Speaker 1: I will says free bagged international flight. This is why
Speaker 1: the airline suck. You can't do that, but DA haven
Speaker 1: monopoly on that. That's like saying dollars. SODA's a refills
Speaker 1: but not the sprite why not? Nope, don't change rules.
Speaker 1: Fuck United Airlines, American I'm sorry, un fun United Airlines.
Speaker 1: Fuck American Airlines, and it's okay. Fuck the United States
Speaker 1: of American Airlines. For those people that want to tell yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm piste off. All right, Well you
Speaker 1: know you're gonna get your money back. Five dollars, twenty
Speaker 1: five bucks, all right, twenty five dollars. I I tell you,
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars is more than halfway to get the
Speaker 1: new Omaha Steaks deal. That's all I'm saying. Keyword Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys a commercial commercial that I'm saying, it's almost steaks from.
Speaker 1: We can't charge them. We can't. It's not a commercial.
Speaker 1: It didn't schedule. There was none this week though, but
Speaker 1: I do too. Uh, you want to get it. First
Speaker 1: of all, don't forgett riding into d MS. I got
Speaker 1: to talk about that with another freaking company that doesn't
Speaker 1: understand about sliding in. You started, ah, you started this
Speaker 1: thing this morning because you you saw this article that
Speaker 1: our beloved boardwalks of Jersey Shore and Coney Island are
Speaker 1: robbing people blind Okay, so I don't have the story.
Speaker 1: If you know what, everybody has been to a boardwalk
Speaker 1: and some I guess, unless you're landing, play carnival games
Speaker 1: and this stuff. So there's like fucking squirt the water
Speaker 1: in the clowns mouth and the balloon, or get the
Speaker 1: ping pong and the goldfish bowl or what was your favorite?
Speaker 1: I like throwing um the baseballs at hands to knock
Speaker 1: them down. I was a fan of the basketball game.
Speaker 1: It was the only form of basketball I was ever
Speaker 1: decent at it is getting the basketball and the thing.
Speaker 1: But they used to bend the goddamn rims. And this
Speaker 1: story you brought to me today was actually I'll tell
Speaker 1: you the story in a second. I will say that
Speaker 1: I've won the knocking the milk cans game down, and
Speaker 1: I've one at um. I want to say, I'm gonna say, uh,
Speaker 1: what about score? Then sesame place testime place in h
Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. I won the milk can game. I got
Speaker 1: the softball to bound straight up and then into the hall. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: have you I want a giant eagle that my wife
Speaker 1: throughout when it got dusty. I was good at the
Speaker 1: horse races where you have what position. Did you come
Speaker 1: in exactly? No, you you know, he had to roll
Speaker 1: the roll and if it gets into three, the horse
Speaker 1: moves ahead three and if and then you get the
Speaker 1: five and it moves ahead five paces. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: I love that one. You know there's scams and horse
Speaker 1: race scam. How's that? Well, you know what you played
Speaker 1: three card. Let's get to the gaming commission and I'll
Speaker 1: tell what the scam is. So the Gaming Commission what
Speaker 1: goes around in every state to make sure that there's
Speaker 1: fairness in the games at at the fairs and and
Speaker 1: at the boardwalk. And he placed as a midway they
Speaker 1: called midways, which, by the way, we will be or
Speaker 1: I will be at the Iowa ninth to the eleventh
Speaker 1: where I'll be playing some of these games. I hope
Speaker 1: the State Commission of Iowa went around to check how
Speaker 1: effective and how fair those games. Well, you got, you got.
Speaker 1: You can't win those games. You have grease all of
Speaker 1: your fingers and all the fried foods. And so they
Speaker 1: went around New Jersey Shore. The article, I mean, this
Speaker 1: is every town USA that has one of these, but
Speaker 1: this is New Jersey Shore. They found twelve establishments on
Speaker 1: the Jersey Shore in different towns, two different towns in particular,
Speaker 1: where the games weren't winnable, where they were rigged. Like
Speaker 1: you don't say, like the crane game Skill Crane one
Speaker 1: of my favorites. Someone told me they put vasiline on
Speaker 1: the tips of those of the freaking No, this would
Speaker 1: come off on the stuffed animals unless you're picking up
Speaker 1: like boxes and stuff. Here's not gonna tape about the
Speaker 1: crane game. First of all, if you own a crane
Speaker 1: game and you make your livelihood off the crane game
Speaker 1: and you put them in pizza places and you put
Speaker 1: them in different I apologize. Okay, don't play the crane game.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with the crane game? You'll never win the
Speaker 1: radio for a dollar. You're never gonna win the giant
Speaker 1: stuffed animal. Now look you're gonna tweet me go I
Speaker 1: want it once. The odds are astronomical. Why what did
Speaker 1: they take that five bucks and buy your kid is
Speaker 1: stuffed animal? What is the Gaming Commission saying they're doing
Speaker 1: the rig these kids, they said a lot of them
Speaker 1: don't have enough pressure in the crane to grip, or
Speaker 1: the items are too heavy for the crane to possibly
Speaker 1: pick up well. And you ever noticed, like it almost
Speaker 1: makes the band and oh it falls. They find stuff
Speaker 1: that's way to the exact weight, right weight that it
Speaker 1: falls all the time before it gets in the hall
Speaker 1: all the time. You're not gonna win the crane game.
Speaker 1: People get a job, go buy a stuffed fish. And
Speaker 1: by the way, why would I even want that after
Speaker 1: I wanted to see. To me, it's just wants what's
Speaker 1: in there? You're not gonna get all if I get
Speaker 1: if I get the dollar bill, I'll go for a
Speaker 1: hunter all bill. I'm gonna win the hunter. I'll know
Speaker 1: you're not. You're not gonna win a hundred all the bill.
Speaker 1: That's the game. That's why the casinos are so big.
Speaker 1: That's why you're playing the game. And some guy owns
Speaker 1: that machine. So what else did what were their findings
Speaker 1: they had the skill Crane game. They found well, I
Speaker 1: can tell you they found something. You had to like
Speaker 1: do three things to win, but the third thing wasn't possible,
Speaker 1: and there was one way you had to do four
Speaker 1: things with the only three chances to win, Like you
Speaker 1: had to answer like there was there wasn't enough, Like
Speaker 1: you had to like, uh, inflate things, but you couldn't
Speaker 1: even it was impossible to have enough time to inflate it.
Speaker 1: And then the old school basketball games with the real rims.
Speaker 1: The rims were they were so high up and you
Speaker 1: were so far away that you couldn't tell the angle
Speaker 1: you were looking at it that the rims were actually
Speaker 1: bent in an oval and the actual basketball didn't fit
Speaker 1: into the rim. It wouldn't go in because it was
Speaker 1: and the way you were looking at it was like, well, no,
Speaker 1: it goes in, but its exactly so you have to
Speaker 1: get it like spot By, and you can't. So that's
Speaker 1: what the guy goes. Look, it goes right in. It's
Speaker 1: not a circle, it's an oval. Terrible. Well, let me
Speaker 1: see if I can find the story here. I get
Speaker 1: the game. I would love to know what other things
Speaker 1: are being Please expose these vision of consumer affairs. Let's
Speaker 1: see multiple towns violated. It's that time of season on
Speaker 1: crane machines. Were prizes too heavy or packed too tightly,
Speaker 1: so they like put like a hundred toys in there,
Speaker 1: like yeah, but then the crane take it in because
Speaker 1: there's so many toys and they're all shoved in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Or games where it's impossible to win the top prize
Speaker 1: in the number of a lot of chances. Terrible don't
Speaker 1: play the crane hashtag don't play the Crane game back
Speaker 1: on the Crane game. Yeah, alright, pretenders, pretty much. I
Speaker 1: think it's time for some email mail talks like welcome,
Speaker 1: you've got mail, and thank you so much for emailing
Speaker 1: us at the Broken Boys Podcast at UH at gmail
Speaker 1: dot com. Hey, Brodian, serious, Scary Brodian serious? Sorry, what
Speaker 1: can I help you with? Sorry, Scary, you don't deserve
Speaker 1: preference after you fucked Brody with you Froggy being friends,
Speaker 1: so it's all good, all right, right Froggy and Scary
Speaker 1: Scary Froggy doesn't matter. Love your podcast. I love the
Speaker 1: chemistry between you guys. Just wanted to say it drives
Speaker 1: me up the wall by unused jokes when Scary keeps
Speaker 1: telling us these are jokes that didn't get used on
Speaker 1: the show. We fucking know we listen in order, and
Speaker 1: if you want us to listen to order, and you
Speaker 1: know that we do, Why the funk are you explaining
Speaker 1: everything you do on the show? Hold on, hold on anyway,
Speaker 1: anything anyway? Thanks for all the entertainment, UH, and try
Speaker 1: to do as more episodes as you possibly can put out, well, Daniel,
Speaker 1: as more as much episodes and this person is terrible
Speaker 1: with ground and Peale's try to put as much episodes
Speaker 1: as you can out. That's terrible syntax. That's anyway, Daniel
Speaker 1: Silberberg Brodie, why don't you explain why we do what
Speaker 1: we do? Okay, because but it's called resetting for a
Speaker 1: new audience. Somebody may open up the podcast for the
Speaker 1: first time and listen to this episode. Correct, so you
Speaker 1: want them to be informed any time to listen in
Speaker 1: order and go back and called being cognizant of your
Speaker 1: surroundings and was doing It's all my years of expertny
Speaker 1: and experience in Daniel's Gonna come around. I had a
Speaker 1: girl who worked for me many years ago when I
Speaker 1: was in restaurants and retail who said, stop already, you're
Speaker 1: beating it with a dead horse. Terrible. Imagine that. What
Speaker 1: metaphor would that be? You're beating it with you take
Speaker 1: a dead horse and you're hitting it. Come on. And
Speaker 1: that's why I repeated the way to get in touch
Speaker 1: with us on email because a lot of people are
Speaker 1: listening for the first time on this episode. Now, if
Speaker 1: you are listening to the first time. Welcome aboard. Yes,
Speaker 1: when I go back and listen episode zero, make this
Speaker 1: the last episode you listened to before you go back
Speaker 1: to number zero. Those zeros and I'm still working on
Speaker 1: a couple of more listening order songs and I get
Speaker 1: them done. This with Chris sent in the screenshot of
Speaker 1: his Omaha Steaks deal. Thank you guys, perfect gift from
Speaker 1: my father for his birthday and he loves to grill
Speaker 1: and then uh. He also points out how great is
Speaker 1: it in the description it says plus three. I saw
Speaker 1: that says free dessert. If you don't know, If you
Speaker 1: don't know the special we're talking about, well, Daniel says,
Speaker 1: I can't tell you about it. Go back and listen
Speaker 1: to another episode when we tell you about what the
Speaker 1: deal is. Alright, Melissa Comedy lopes live event question Mark,
Speaker 1: Dear Skerri and Brodie. Sorry Brodie, so excited to hear
Speaker 1: you maybe doing a live event. I met the two
Speaker 1: of you had acquired Taste podcast live event earlier this year,
Speaker 1: which was so much fun. I'm a lifetime morning show listener,
Speaker 1: made friends through Twitter because of your podcasts. Rest in
Speaker 1: peace to the Affair Show after episode forty three, I
Speaker 1: realized I can't listen to you guys in the car anymore.
Speaker 1: With my three year old daughter. It's only a matter
Speaker 1: of time before I hear and say fuck you or
Speaker 1: even worse. That's from mel Rose three twenty at mel
Speaker 1: Rose three twenty listen Rose, thank you for that emails.
Speaker 1: Go for it, Jason. All right, Jason, you've got me
Speaker 1: to read your email. I read all your emails. But
Speaker 1: as far as the podcast, Jason is a fellow radio
Speaker 1: guy that works at a U as they say, across
Speaker 1: the street, another radio station. However, he is, uh, there's
Speaker 1: a lot in common with me in terms of customer service.
Speaker 1: He says, I always argue with companies and bargain like
Speaker 1: you do. I took your advice today with the expression,
Speaker 1: here's what you're gonna do. Optimum started charging me for
Speaker 1: DVR one year into the two year promotion of free
Speaker 1: DVR service. I let them have it. I said, here's
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do, and it worked. They took off
Speaker 1: the charges. Now you that's but by telling them what
Speaker 1: they're gonna do, they're gonna actually their preprogrammed to do it. Well.
Speaker 1: I have a coming up in my rant. I I
Speaker 1: used the no, here's what you got. I said, here's
Speaker 1: what you should do? Uh, and that worked as well.
Speaker 1: We'll get to that. I have one more email here
Speaker 1: from Lisa see housing. I'm assuming that's how you pronounced
Speaker 1: the name the housing. Either that or it's see Who's okay,
Speaker 1: Lisa wrote to me, and should I just want to
Speaker 1: say thank you. I just recently started listening to your podcast.
Speaker 1: I have been a fan of the Big Show for
Speaker 1: a long time. I live in St. Louis, and I
Speaker 1: have to listen to the replays in my heart because
Speaker 1: you're no longer in St. Louis, which I explained to
Speaker 1: her in case you don't know, and I don't know
Speaker 1: how you don't know by now. If you listen to
Speaker 1: the Elvis Durrand Morning Show and you can't get the
Speaker 1: radio signal either or not your market anymore, you're somewhere
Speaker 1: in the country that doesn't have it live, and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: listen to replace channel or demand channel because they can't.
Speaker 1: Let's do it live. Yes you can. All eighty of
Speaker 1: our affiliates have their own I Heart channel that broadcast
Speaker 1: to show live or in your time zone delayed in
Speaker 1: their own market under their file under their city. So
Speaker 1: go to Elvis, durand dot com and is it placed
Speaker 1: on the top of the things is listen to Elvis
Speaker 1: or find Elvis and go to there and you'll see
Speaker 1: wanted to go to New York City, go to listen
Speaker 1: to us. No, here's the thing. If you live in California,
Speaker 1: you can't listen to See A hundred five. It's three
Speaker 1: hours later. So find a radio station that's in your
Speaker 1: time zone, like Chico, California, Madison was Montana, were right
Speaker 1: the right, different old, different area codes. If if we're
Speaker 1: not your market, Madison, Wisconsin right there on from five
Speaker 1: to nine there, So St. Louis five to nine. You're
Speaker 1: one hour behind us, but still live, still live, and
Speaker 1: you can listen to the show live. You can participate live,
Speaker 1: you can call us and live joined conversation. Here is
Speaker 1: no way to listen to this podcast live unless you're
Speaker 1: in the room, which we do not offer currently at
Speaker 1: this time. No, not an option. Now finally caught up
Speaker 1: from Lizard, I'm not done reading Lisa's email. Go for
Speaker 1: it anyway, she tells us. So I'm gonna just give
Speaker 1: you the bullet points. She had a problem with um.
Speaker 1: She was going to a wedding and they rented suits,
Speaker 1: they got them altered, and they rented tuxedos. They picked
Speaker 1: them up like a day before the wedding, and then
Speaker 1: when they didn't have time to like try them on.
Speaker 1: It was acting whatever, partially her fault, but okay, when
Speaker 1: when her son put the suit on going to the wedding,
Speaker 1: the pants were too wide like clown pants, and they
Speaker 1: were four inches short, it looked like there was a
Speaker 1: flood going on. So she had a problem with the company.
Speaker 1: And here's what she wrote to me. I'm one of
Speaker 1: these people that I see it. I called a spade
Speaker 1: a spade when I see it. But I've never been
Speaker 1: good at negotiating things to myself, like raises, salaries or
Speaker 1: free dessert. She goes on and tells the story how
Speaker 1: this suit company screwed them over. She said, when I
Speaker 1: left the store, piste off, but I felt it is
Speaker 1: what it is. I spent almost a thousand dollars between
Speaker 1: buying my husband's suit and renting the suits for the
Speaker 1: kids we were leaving. For all, it was their marriage, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess they got remarried. Uh they were, We were
Speaker 1: leaving for all honeymoon and didn't have any more time
Speaker 1: if it's screwed. Around two months later, I started listening
Speaker 1: to the Brooklyn Boys and started hearing your rants and
Speaker 1: learning more about free dessert. Strangely enough, this suit company
Speaker 1: started sending me emails to my work email. I was
Speaker 1: just going to delete the email and block the address.
Speaker 1: When I thought no Brody would get his free dessert.
Speaker 1: I email their corporate office, and after a few days
Speaker 1: of back and forth emailing, I got my free dessert.
Speaker 1: I was really just looking for a refund for the
Speaker 1: cost of the suit. They gave me a full refund,
Speaker 1: plus a hundred and fifty dollars in gift certificate and
Speaker 1: a forty dollar coupon, even as not even free dessert.
Speaker 1: I was so excited when I read the email. I've
Speaker 1: never been able to negotiate like that. I'm the person
Speaker 1: who has been to a restaurant and we served partially
Speaker 1: cooked fish, got no replacement meal, and still paid for dinner.
Speaker 1: Thank you for taking the time to read this email
Speaker 1: and educating insecure people like me about free dessert. Love
Speaker 1: Love Love the Big Show, Get this. I'm only three
Speaker 1: podcasts in so far and he already got the free
Speaker 1: dessert message, but loving the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Sincerely Lisa
Speaker 1: the housing. Thank you. That's awesome. That's a great email
Speaker 1: from Lisa. Finally caught up, Elizabeth says from law Pennsylvania. Hello,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys. You guys being on vacation helped me get
Speaker 1: caught up and I finally have sent you guys this email.
Speaker 1: I want to say, if you're not listening in order,
Speaker 1: use are a big fuck you. Come on people. Uh, Brodie,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely the best down to earth person. I know you,
Speaker 1: I know and and and your girls are so lucky
Speaker 1: to have you as a dad. Oh I sometimes wish
Speaker 1: you were my dad. Your intellect, wisdom and taste and
Speaker 1: geeky nerd culture plus walking Dead makes it worth it
Speaker 1: to put up with your difficult way of being scary.
Speaker 1: I love how I don't know how what's the name
Speaker 1: that's Liz from p A Hey, listen, listen. How about
Speaker 1: instead of dad just friend his friends A daddy daddy scary.
Speaker 1: I love how easy going you are and how you
Speaker 1: don't let things bother you or take it personal. Your
Speaker 1: contrast to Brodie one of the reasons why the podcast
Speaker 1: is so successful love you scary. Now off to the
Speaker 1: fan army name suggestions? Please? How about how about the
Speaker 1: even squad a playoff of Even is not even? Brodie?
Speaker 1: Are not nine that? What about the df WU gang?
Speaker 1: Don't funk with us? How about the fu army suggested
Speaker 1: many times, that's not the worst thing. How f you army?
Speaker 1: Maybe we can't put on shirts? F you Army? Anyway?
Speaker 1: I up? Anyway, I will send another email later on.
Speaker 1: It's some of the seventies san since episode zero. Uh.
Speaker 1: We also got one from Grady Rogers. This is a
Speaker 1: long one, Brody and scary Scary Brody finished episode forty three.
Speaker 1: Hey Brodie, your Father's Day card jokes were terrific, The
Speaker 1: Drake one easily the best. You're shared distaste for people
Speaker 1: who board planes earlier than they're supposed to with their
Speaker 1: group brought a story to mind that made me chuckle
Speaker 1: and feel awkward in the position it put me in.
Speaker 1: Seven weeks ago, I went to l A with my family,
Speaker 1: were boarding a flight and they called group three, which
Speaker 1: is us, and so we're in line and the woman
Speaker 1: in front of us says, oh, group far oops and
Speaker 1: begins to turn around to get out of line. How
Speaker 1: I wish all the people were so my father, trying
Speaker 1: to be the nice guy, says to her, Oh, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. What are they gonna do? And so
Speaker 1: she stays in line, and when she gets to the
Speaker 1: gate attendant to get a ticket scanned, they tell her, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, man, we're only born in groups one to
Speaker 1: three right now. So she was left walking her ass
Speaker 1: back to the end of the line once again thanks
Speaker 1: to my father, and now she probably has to stand
Speaker 1: behind the fives. By the way, that fucking buzzer goes off.
Speaker 1: If they're only on one to one to three and
Speaker 1: your group four, it will go and they will get
Speaker 1: you out of the line. I've seen it done before. Okay,
Speaker 1: you have any more emails? I want to have one
Speaker 1: more email, but Greg t is calling my cell phone,
Speaker 1: which is where I'm reading the email. Line music. By
Speaker 1: the way, I got your music. You just read an
Speaker 1: email about people who get on the plane too early. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about I mentioned this last week.
Speaker 1: Uh it was the same flight with the two old
Speaker 1: people and the luggage and fuck you. You You know how
Speaker 1: the line works, right, Okay, I think I called a
Speaker 1: fun faces. The fun Faces Okay. So as I told you,
Speaker 1: we were in row nineteen. Okay, the people behind us,
Speaker 1: very nice people. They had a cat. I don't know
Speaker 1: if it was a comfort cat. What do they call
Speaker 1: us pussies. That's a lot of comfort, no emotional emotional distress,
Speaker 1: the service animals, yeah, whatever. They had the cat on
Speaker 1: their lap. Whatever, And so my kids play with the
Speaker 1: cat for a second. I'm like, okay, find a nice
Speaker 1: people now in the plane lands. We talked about this.
Speaker 1: I think in one of the episodes. The people on
Speaker 1: the front should get up. The people in back. You'd
Speaker 1: sit your ass in the seat. You're not going anywhere, right,
Speaker 1: just sit down. When it's your road, get up, get
Speaker 1: your bags, get off the plane. Don't get up behind me.
Speaker 1: And if you get up behind me, you wait until
Speaker 1: I leave. Oh the plane lands, the funk face to
Speaker 1: get off because they're like in rod thirt fourteen whatever
Speaker 1: they are, And then oh Mr Mrs Cat decide they're
Speaker 1: gonna get off the plane in row twenty before my
Speaker 1: road nineteen. So they get up. Excuse us, we have
Speaker 1: a cat. Fuck you cat. You're in road twenty. Go
Speaker 1: sit in first class if you want to sit up
Speaker 1: and get up the plane. Nineteen gets off before twenty.
Speaker 1: Doesn't up before nineteen. Let's get off the back of
Speaker 1: the plane. But you know what twenty often does. They
Speaker 1: jostle their way into the aisle to block you before night.
Speaker 1: So my kid is next to me. That so my
Speaker 1: kids on the aisland. She's like, oh, Dad, they get
Speaker 1: the cat. No, no, your cat's not going sit out.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, I had cat. So he had
Speaker 1: already got the attention of row eighteen and eight. Team
Speaker 1: was like, go ahead, Why where's the cat? Why is
Speaker 1: the cat getting preference? The cat doesn't know it's on
Speaker 1: a fucking plane. The cat doesn't know it's gotta get
Speaker 1: the plane. The cat doesn't have to go get its baggage.
Speaker 1: I have to get my luggage the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: Even a cat, you have a cat? I got three
Speaker 1: kids at the pea. I got three girls that can't
Speaker 1: They don't want to pee on the plane because it's
Speaker 1: not clean. I gotta get off the plane. You sit
Speaker 1: your ass down. You get a cat, What does that?
Speaker 1: What's the correlation between the cat and getting off the plane.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, And if I have a dog, does the
Speaker 1: dog get off the plane? Before the cat. There's the
Speaker 1: dog growl at the cat, and the cats are gonna
Speaker 1: fuck you. I gotta okay, I get it. The dog
Speaker 1: goes first. There's a bigger dog go before a smaller dog.
Speaker 1: What are the animal rules? What is I have a
Speaker 1: cat means? Someone explain to me why the cat has
Speaker 1: to go to play before me? Are the cat's legs
Speaker 1: cramped from sitting on a lap? Are you gonna walk
Speaker 1: the cat through the air put to stretch out? No?
Speaker 1: You know, you know, Brodie, I I'm just my blood
Speaker 1: is starting to boil too, because I fucking hate when
Speaker 1: people do that. Rose. Are there for a reason you
Speaker 1: go in row water? We'll look right. We were taught
Speaker 1: that from fucking kindergarten, right from the first goddamn grade.
Speaker 1: Second grade. You don't skip the fucking the third grade
Speaker 1: before the second grade. You know well you did. But
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking right, there's less by the way.
Speaker 1: By the way, this shows you what I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: whole I am. When I was a kid, when the
Speaker 1: teacher would say, everybody getting two lines, I would stand
Speaker 1: in two lines and they go, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: He said, stand in two lines? And they would yell
Speaker 1: at me, go no, get in the line. He said no,
Speaker 1: he said, getting too long. I was literal back then. No,
Speaker 1: But you're right, Brodie, and I fucking hate those people.
Speaker 1: I really really did have me. Dude, if I get
Speaker 1: off a plane faster, I'll buy a cat just to
Speaker 1: take on the plane. So I get a plane first.
Speaker 1: This is similar to the person. It's like, I'm in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair. Yeah, I gotta broke, I gotta cast on
Speaker 1: my fly. I gotta go. I'm in a wheel Just
Speaker 1: sit down already, dude. The cats sat curled up on
Speaker 1: their lap the whole time. The cat didn't get a
Speaker 1: shitty meal on the plane. The cat doesn't have its
Speaker 1: ears popping. The cat didn't have to pay twenty five
Speaker 1: dollars for baggage. That's right. The cats not afraid of flying.
Speaker 1: I don't like planes. I had got into a fight.
Speaker 1: I was all stressed on the floor. I get off
Speaker 1: the plane. I'm sorry. You want to say your kids sick?
Speaker 1: They have the plane. This is a hell of a flight.
Speaker 1: This is by the way, this is still the same
Speaker 1: flight that we were talking about from last week. By
Speaker 1: the way, if you didn't listen to episode yeah, this
Speaker 1: isn't the one where the people put their trays down
Speaker 1: and took my armrest. It's the same physic you said
Speaker 1: that next week, meaning this week you had to the
Speaker 1: l A flight when you and I and Nate went
Speaker 1: to l A. That was a lot of flying that night. No, no,
Speaker 1: this is this is what I want. No, yeah, for
Speaker 1: the fuck you the twenty cat, that's it. The cat.
Speaker 1: The cat looked at me like, ha. The cat gave
Speaker 1: me the look. You know, cats give me that look
Speaker 1: right like I'm a cat. The cat gave me look
Speaker 1: like I'm getting off the plane and and you know
Speaker 1: what I got to look. I got the look from
Speaker 1: my wife and kids like don't say anything because of
Speaker 1: the cat. I go on front of the Hour about
Speaker 1: the cat. I am so mad about the cat. Not
Speaker 1: as mad as I am about the movie theater, but
Speaker 1: I'm mad. Okay, I'll get to the movie theater minute.
Speaker 1: We have some unused jokes, Yeah, I got unused jokes.
Speaker 1: Or we got grammar police, we got all of it.
Speaker 1: We're just lining up. We're planes lining up. Three. Can
Speaker 1: I give you a grammar police, let's get let's get
Speaker 1: some grand done. Anymore gram police grama police police. Police.
Speaker 1: By the way, let's keep the grammar police is on
Speaker 1: Twitter at Brooklyn Boys w T WTF on Twitter. Please
Speaker 1: get the same place show and yeah, so we can
Speaker 1: retweet you. We love retweeting. Still tweet me at David
Speaker 1: Brody and at What's yours um. But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Stop with the type of police. Okay, typo unless it's funny.
Speaker 1: Unless if it's fun it's funny. But you're trying to
Speaker 1: catch me with a y'all grammar plaze. If I voice
Speaker 1: text and it says the wrong word, I don't I
Speaker 1: know my two two and two's my two right? And yeah.
Speaker 1: So if if if I've always texted or I or
Speaker 1: I I put P E A ins that a T
Speaker 1: and I typed it fast, that's not grammar police, that's
Speaker 1: spell it fat thumbs. Okay, so this one's not a
Speaker 1: grammar place, but I was in front of it. I
Speaker 1: went to a Chinese restaurant with my mom over the weekend,
Speaker 1: and next to the Chinese restaurant is a pizza place
Speaker 1: that's missing a couple of letters on their sign. Should
Speaker 1: I give the name of the pizza place? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: D and T. It's the ampers and D and T pizza,
Speaker 1: but the pizzas missing the A, so it says piz
Speaker 1: But that's not the bad part. And again this isn't
Speaker 1: grammar police. I I just, I just I. It has
Speaker 1: to do with wording, and the word restaurant is missing
Speaker 1: the end, so it says restaurant. I'm sorry. That's the
Speaker 1: one ladder. You can't take out a restaurant if you
Speaker 1: run a restaurant. Because I'm reading it, I'm going you don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have to put this up on my Instagram,
Speaker 1: hopefully on this up today it says restaurant. That's terrible.
Speaker 1: That's that's the world the most awful grammars that you
Speaker 1: can make. I mean, you could take out the s
Speaker 1: be retaurant, I get it, but restaurant. You don't want that.
Speaker 1: What else do you have? A grammar police? Let me say, well,
Speaker 1: you know, um Omar sent something in on on Twitter
Speaker 1: which I thought it was hilarious. The freezers. No, the freezer.
Speaker 1: I'm going to read in a second unless you read it.
Speaker 1: You read the freezer one, go for it. That was
Speaker 1: a grammar police. Actually it's actually just kind of funny.
Speaker 1: It's a verbage police. It says lowslice, Yeah, lows, taking
Speaker 1: the guests work out of storing the bodies. So it's
Speaker 1: a sign for freezers. And it says capacities one person
Speaker 1: three point seven cubic feet, small family eight point fourteen
Speaker 1: cubic feet, eight to fourteen medium to lunch family fifteen
Speaker 1: cubic feet. Now, what they meant was, if you're one
Speaker 1: person alone, you probably needed three to seven cubic feet, right,
Speaker 1: But it looks like you put those bodies. Very funny,
Speaker 1: very funny on that one. How about the divorce lawyer
Speaker 1: that the divorce lawyer team that Omar sent in ditch
Speaker 1: your quick and hide did your quick and hide divorce lawyers?
Speaker 1: And that's funny. But that's not real coming. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: it's not real. Should we google it? No, you don't
Speaker 1: think these three guys got together and said, hey, let's
Speaker 1: be divorce lawyers. Were all in the same field. Let's
Speaker 1: put our names in this order because they make sense.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Brodie, I'm not doing it. I'm not
Speaker 1: giving enough credibility. Um. And also I had one other
Speaker 1: ground police that was a pretty bad mistake. But I
Speaker 1: don't even know where it is. Do you have you
Speaker 1: have another one? Uh? Did we read this one about
Speaker 1: the the clam shrimp but it was spelled C L
Speaker 1: A N C. No, no, no, no write it. It
Speaker 1: supposed to be clean shrimp, but they wrote clam shrimp.
Speaker 1: How about this, I guess that means they have hoods?
Speaker 1: And how about this one from my guess home depot?
Speaker 1: Somebody said us a picture of a I guess a
Speaker 1: bunch of two by four is on a palette that
Speaker 1: were reduced from five four cents to four dollars and
Speaker 1: ten cents. They were on Clarence, not clearance. But somebody
Speaker 1: hand wrote that sign clarence. Do you do you really
Speaker 1: know how to how to spell the word clearance? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know what? Well, here's another one. The stake the steaks. Uh,
Speaker 1: somebody said they were it was it was some Spanish
Speaker 1: dish at a restaurant. It was a menu and they
Speaker 1: were serving something and they said ches. I don't know,
Speaker 1: cheese was spelled wrong. It's chess. What's chess? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have that one too. I can't find the sign
Speaker 1: on the I talked about dry cleaner sign. No, which
Speaker 1: one is it? Uh? It's it's as a dry cleaner
Speaker 1: in my town. And the sign says voted um most
Speaker 1: of quality, most of quality of quality. I think that's
Speaker 1: what it says. If you have your Grammar police for us,
Speaker 1: please screenshot the signs. We'll try and get to them
Speaker 1: on a future episode of Brooklyn Boys at Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: w t F. Put them there and we'll retweet them
Speaker 1: hashtag grammar police. All right, why were you late today?
Speaker 1: You made a big deal. I meant talked about this
Speaker 1: earlier in the podcast. You when the show ended at
Speaker 1: ten o'clock East Coast time. We did the fifteen minute
Speaker 1: morning show and you said, Broody, can we just do
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys? We just and I said, I said,
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock. That gives me an forty five minutes normally.
Speaker 1: Did prepare everything, get all the papers ready, and clear
Speaker 1: my work with my intern? Yeah, you're like eleven o'clock oclock.
Speaker 1: Please promise me, promise me. Promised. I wanted to do
Speaker 1: to eleven. And I said, scary. Every time you say
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock, you're down in sales closing deals. You're doing this,
Speaker 1: you're trying to solve a sales issue. And the problem
Speaker 1: was I had a tive with someone. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: someone in your life that sets times on meetings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you you And then they are in a meeting. Well,
Speaker 1: it was five. I was where I needed to be
Speaker 1: and the door was closed on the guy, and I'm
Speaker 1: banging on the door. I'm like hello, and I'm pointing
Speaker 1: to my wrist. And who wears watches anymore? I don't,
Speaker 1: And I'm pointing at my wrist. I'm like, hello, time
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I gotta go. Point to your phone
Speaker 1: for the time people are gonna go. You wanta call?
Speaker 1: You wanna call it right? And of course there was
Speaker 1: somebody in the office, so I'm like, okay, I guess
Speaker 1: I'll hang around here for a little while. Then I
Speaker 1: walk away, and then I come back at ten fifty five,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta get this because I gotta talk
Speaker 1: to this dude before I came up here to do
Speaker 1: the podcast. And then freaking straight Nate is in there,
Speaker 1: Straightenna sitting there in a conversation, sitting on the guy's
Speaker 1: couch with the door closed, and I'm like, hello, can
Speaker 1: we talk? I opened the door. Yeah, we you know,
Speaker 1: not gonna happen right now. So I waited and waited
Speaker 1: and waited, and I still didn't get to talk to
Speaker 1: the dude because I waited till ten after eleven. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what time for me to go upstairs and
Speaker 1: go do the podcast with Brodie. That's why I was late. Sorry,
Speaker 1: Brodie Okay is so notorious always still being in the
Speaker 1: meeting when he has a meeting with you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I didn't want to really out the guy, but we
Speaker 1: just didn't look. And it doesn't mean we don't like him.
Speaker 1: But every time he schedules me, criple schedules. You know
Speaker 1: what he does is he schedules his meetings, let's say
Speaker 1: every half hour, but his meetings run long. Now, if
Speaker 1: you're in the meeting, you're like, bonus, the guy cares
Speaker 1: about me. You want to spend more time with me.
Speaker 1: But if you're outside the glass looking in, and it's
Speaker 1: never two minutes, it's always a half hour longer. And
Speaker 1: he tricked me, he said, I just need two more minutes.
Speaker 1: It's like when you go to the doctor, you make
Speaker 1: a four o'clock appointment. If you get there four or two,
Speaker 1: you get the dirty look from the receptionist. Your appointment
Speaker 1: was at four, signed the sheet and have a seat.
Speaker 1: But if you get there earlier on time, you sit
Speaker 1: there for a fucking hour. So why am I getting
Speaker 1: there on time? When have you ever gone to a
Speaker 1: doctor where the doctors like the doctors running early today? Bullshit,
Speaker 1: I'll talk about that. I did. I already rant about
Speaker 1: this probably yeah, yeah, exactly. So that's what he is.
Speaker 1: He's the doctor who says, make an appointment. So my
Speaker 1: problem is you made an eleven o'clock appointment with me
Speaker 1: knowing full well you actually had the appointment with Dr
Speaker 1: Late Guy, so you knew his receptionist was going to
Speaker 1: tell you he's in a meeting. I was hoping people
Speaker 1: who are later late tore late people, but he fucked
Speaker 1: me for a half hour, and then I have to
Speaker 1: come up here and do the podcast. What are you
Speaker 1: telling me? I got to meet you at eleven o'clock
Speaker 1: when you knew you had a ten forty five with
Speaker 1: Dr Late Guy. Listen. I thought I was gonna be quick.
Speaker 1: I thought I knew you weren't getting here eleven because
Speaker 1: I knew you were meeting ten forty five guy, which
Speaker 1: means eleven fifteen. And then I texted you at eleven fifteen,
Speaker 1: and you and I said what the fuck? Because that's
Speaker 1: how we talked to each other. I said w t
Speaker 1: F and I wrote no, you wrote coming pissing, and
Speaker 1: I wrote back, which one are you doing? And then
Speaker 1: I waited five minutes and I want, you know what
Speaker 1: if he's gonna piss, I'm gonna piss because he's not here.
Speaker 1: So I went to the men's room. And where do
Speaker 1: I find? You're in the bathroom paying, which means you
Speaker 1: weren't coming or paying when I when you texted me?
Speaker 1: So what were you doing when you texted me? I
Speaker 1: was on my way to the bathroom. No, you said coming,
Speaker 1: which to the studio, and then you're like, pissing. It
Speaker 1: doesn't take five minutes, so you were all the way downstairs,
Speaker 1: probably still in the meaning wrapping up right, your fucking liar.
Speaker 1: I never got to the know. After this podcast is over,
Speaker 1: I still gotta go back to walk to the guy.
Speaker 1: I'm ending you to the list. You scared? Don't you?
Speaker 1: If you scaring me? Hit the hit the music fromounce On.
Speaker 1: Before we get into that, we got a text from
Speaker 1: Area Code is right. No, hey Brookelyn boys, you guys
Speaker 1: kick ass. Hope you're recording right now, I'm stuck teaching
Speaker 1: summer school to a bunch of smelly fourteen year olds.
Speaker 1: F you to them and their non bathing, non deodorant
Speaker 1: wearing stench. I feel a coming on, so fuck you,
Speaker 1: non bathing, non deodorant wearing stenchy smelly fourteen year olds.
Speaker 1: The tom here's to you, fourteen year old non bathing smelling.
Speaker 1: On the other it's it's summer school time. Oh god,
Speaker 1: that must be the worst. Remember being fourteen and not
Speaker 1: knowing what degree was or I was? I was a
Speaker 1: junior high school. But listen, here's what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: If you're not smart enough to avoid summer school, you
Speaker 1: or not. You're not. And by the way, tweet me
Speaker 1: that you were in summer school and you didn't stink.
Speaker 1: Everybody stinks in summer school. It's a hundred degrees in
Speaker 1: the classroom, no air conditioning because the town didn't budget
Speaker 1: for it and they didn't schedule the thermostats properly for
Speaker 1: the summer. And that's party of punishment. Next time, study
Speaker 1: in January, and you don't have to be doing homework
Speaker 1: in July. But I feel bad for the poor teacher
Speaker 1: who all they're trying to do is make some money
Speaker 1: as a side hustle. You know they're trying, you know,
Speaker 1: get that cash. And and this is what they have
Speaker 1: to put up with. Well, maybe day one should be
Speaker 1: pay everyone where deodorant? You should be able to tell
Speaker 1: your class to wear deodorant, especially if you're four team.
Speaker 1: I think at that point you need to know. And
Speaker 1: if you don't know, now you know. And where are
Speaker 1: the parents? Where are the Listen? We were all four team.
Speaker 1: We all stunk, right, we all didn't when we first
Speaker 1: started smelling, and you're like, oh, my mother had to
Speaker 1: say something to be like you need to start were
Speaker 1: on the olderan Where are the parents telling these kids
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hot? They're probably not home. These are
Speaker 1: these are people, These are parents that probably know whether
Speaker 1: these are the parents that are on the New York
Speaker 1: City subways that don't win the olderant. And there's got
Speaker 1: to be a rule if you're on the subway and
Speaker 1: and and most subways have these, but if they don't
Speaker 1: the term strap hanger. They have these handles they were
Speaker 1: they replaced the old straps and if you put your
Speaker 1: arm up to hold onto them, you cannot where you
Speaker 1: cannot hold onto those. There's gotta be the deorderant rule.
Speaker 1: You gotta hold the poll, wrap your arm around the
Speaker 1: pole on the subway. If you have pit stink, don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want them exposed. I was on Instagram the
Speaker 1: other day. When are you not on Instagram? I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm always on Instagram, that's right. But I was checking
Speaker 1: out our our friend Carling Marie her story. She has
Speaker 1: a new podcast, Side Hustlers. That's that's what that's the
Speaker 1: light bulb went off. Yeah, she talks to people doing
Speaker 1: side hustle stuff and I find that very an interesting concept.
Speaker 1: You should check it out. It's on Heart Radio, it's
Speaker 1: on iTunes. Side Hustlers with Carla Marie. We love her
Speaker 1: and she also he's on a bunch episodes. Yeah. She
Speaker 1: also has an interesting um an interesting conspiracy theory that
Speaker 1: that the purse people are in cahoots with the fashion
Speaker 1: design world for women, where they they're paying them off
Speaker 1: or something they're paying off the fashion people to not
Speaker 1: create women's clothing with pockets on purpose, so the fashion
Speaker 1: people don't make pockets on women's clothing so the purse
Speaker 1: people can make money. Okay, that's like saying that cargo
Speaker 1: shorts are not considered fashionable anymore because of the Fannie
Speaker 1: pack industry, and they want to sell Listen, they usually
Speaker 1: they do run in the same similar circles. They're fashion people,
Speaker 1: so so the people the big purse companies want to
Speaker 1: make as the maximum profit they can, so they force
Speaker 1: women into buying purses because none of their outfits have
Speaker 1: pockets on it. Have women carry purses anyway? Have you
Speaker 1: ever thrown of that? But women I see with pockets
Speaker 1: carry person I'll pockets. I'll tell you. If anyone should
Speaker 1: be thinking, I don't know, it's an interesting If the
Speaker 1: person industry should be thanking anybody, it's the yoga pants
Speaker 1: industry because there's no place to put anything anywhere. I mean,
Speaker 1: you got a coin purse usually coin purse perty, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: looked at it. Hold on, where's Carla Marie? I'm just
Speaker 1: taking off whatever? Can I do my jokes? Oh? You
Speaker 1: want to do your jokes? Okay, play the music. I
Speaker 1: just want to make sure. Yeah, but while you're looking
Speaker 1: through your phone, Mike FRANCESSA, uh, why don't I pull
Speaker 1: out audio up? Because I just referenced it. Oh, I
Speaker 1: gotta do the nuts thing. You're nuts sticking the jokes,
Speaker 1: do the jokes and then uts thing, the nuts thing,
Speaker 1: pissed off. Well, you're doing the unused jokes. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pull up the nuts thing. Yeah, okay, Silberg Burger, this
Speaker 1: is for you. These are jokes and punch lines that
Speaker 1: Brody gave to Elvis that needn't used on The Big Show.
Speaker 1: The people on the show, so we don't we we're
Speaker 1: doing them here on this show. This is what we
Speaker 1: call unused punch lines. F you, Daniel Silberberg, go Brody.
Speaker 1: All right, very nice. Hold on, I'm looking at my
Speaker 1: phone getting alerts. All right, yeah, no, no, uh, Netflix
Speaker 1: wins us bankersy courts approval determining contract what the Weinstein Company?
Speaker 1: Very nice? Okay, oh that's not good. What's n's a
Speaker 1: sad news out of cypress? And look that up? Look
Speaker 1: and some Walking Dead news. By the way, Big the
Speaker 1: Walking Dead news will be on the next episode of
Speaker 1: Walkers and Talkers. Hi. So today we talked about on
Speaker 1: the show and The Big Show what one word describes
Speaker 1: other people on the show, and it was one word
Speaker 1: described scary. Well, nobody asked me my one word was.
Speaker 1: And if you guys listen in order. You know, spittle
Speaker 1: one of my favorite parties. I did not get to
Speaker 1: do that on the air. Uh. Kathleen, web girl Kathleen
Speaker 1: on our show runs Elvis rand dot Com. She was
Speaker 1: she was smelling her arm pits, and so I pointed
Speaker 1: it out and I was called her in the studio
Speaker 1: and she said she had shrimp scampy last night at
Speaker 1: a place called Scampis in New York, new restaurant, not
Speaker 1: a sponsor, and that her arm pits smelled like scampy,
Speaker 1: like the garlicy wine sauce. That she was sweating scampy sauce.
Speaker 1: So I said, she's got scampits. We didn't get to it. Uh.
Speaker 1: Straighten Nate on the show had camel toe today, he
Speaker 1: had like crabi pants were so freaking tight you could
Speaker 1: tell he's not Jewish. And uh, so I said and said,
Speaker 1: a straight Nate, we should call him off to the left, Nate,
Speaker 1: because he clearly was off to the left. Today Elvis
Speaker 1: was telling a story about a friend of his who's
Speaker 1: penis has a little pocket. He's unser compsized and he
Speaker 1: has a little flap of skin that you could put
Speaker 1: things under, like stole little notes. You may at joke
Speaker 1: about it a little penis pocket. I said, oh, that's
Speaker 1: a cocket. He wouldn't say that on the air. Now
Speaker 1: he's a joke. Is the misinterpreted, misread joke of the
Speaker 1: day of the month. You may may not know that
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand got engaged this week to his long time
Speaker 1: boyfriend Alex. Very happy for them. We thought it was
Speaker 1: never gonna happen. They got engaged. You also need to
Speaker 1: know that Elvis there's a couple of homes. It's done
Speaker 1: very well for himself. He has more than one place
Speaker 1: to live. He's got a few places. When we joked
Speaker 1: at him about it, right, so we talked about how
Speaker 1: he was gonna go to home depot. Oh, no, by
Speaker 1: getting married. He said, Alex wants to register at home
Speaker 1: depot because he likes to do fix her upper stuff.
Speaker 1: He likes to do stuff around the house. They should
Speaker 1: register at home depot. So my joke to Danielle, what
Speaker 1: does that You see that right? Deppi's paper there? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: what it says? I held it up to Danielle for
Speaker 1: her to do the joke, and she looked at it.
Speaker 1: Went right. Now, I stand sort of in a triangle
Speaker 1: in the studio where Elvis's if Elvis was, if it
Speaker 1: was a clock, if Elvis the way I was facing,
Speaker 1: if Danielle was at twelve o'clock, Elvis is at three o'clock,
Speaker 1: and I'm at six o'clock right, So Elvis is off
Speaker 1: to my right in an angle. So he sees the
Speaker 1: piece of paper at an angle of the joke I wrote,
Speaker 1: and I held up for Danielle to look at, and
Speaker 1: Danielle made a face. So we go to commercial and Elvis's, hey, man,
Speaker 1: don't give offensive jokes to people that they're not comfortable doing,
Speaker 1: so I said, talking about and I realized what he
Speaker 1: thought I wrote. Now, what I wrote was he should
Speaker 1: go to homes depot. Homes right, I got a home depot.
Speaker 1: I have one home. He should go to homes depot.
Speaker 1: Not the greatest joke in the world, but a little chuckle,
Speaker 1: well chuckle. Elvis and Danielle thought that I wrote homo
Speaker 1: depot because he's getting gay married. But that's a funnier
Speaker 1: joke anyway, but it's inappropriate. I would never write that joke,
Speaker 1: not for the radio. But you don't fair well all
Speaker 1: fair like joking with Elvis. I would go yeah, you
Speaker 1: should go to Homo depot because he knows I'm joking
Speaker 1: with him and he is accepted on the air. Now,
Speaker 1: I would never do that. It's offensive to many people,
Speaker 1: of course. And by the way, if if you took
Speaker 1: offense to that, just now, and you happen to be gay,
Speaker 1: But if you're not gay, but don't get offended, like,
Speaker 1: don't get offended by things if you're not that person, Like,
Speaker 1: don't get offended by by Asian jokes. If you're not Asian,
Speaker 1: you can point out it's insensitive, but don't be offended
Speaker 1: for other people. Anyway, I didn't use it, And if
Speaker 1: I would never write that as a joke, right, I
Speaker 1: don't call people that. Elvis knows I would never, but
Speaker 1: he thought I did in the heat of the battle.
Speaker 1: The show is live. I just want to say the
Speaker 1: joke is Holmes depot. My handwriting is bad, I get it,
Speaker 1: but I would never written. So it was a joke
Speaker 1: that didn't get done because they thought it was an
Speaker 1: offensive joke. It was not. Now we have the we
Speaker 1: have the nuts left here, all right, So from time
Speaker 1: to time I bring an audio. Now it's me holding
Speaker 1: the phone up to the radio in my car. So
Speaker 1: I apologize for the audio, but I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: what the audio is, and I'll tell you why I'm upset.
Speaker 1: We make fun of morning shows where um, people just
Speaker 1: giggle for no reason. You watched like morning television and
Speaker 1: they all go nothing funny was said, and bad radio
Speaker 1: shows do that. And yesterday on Ellen, if I may add,
Speaker 1: go ahead, she had some guests in the studio and
Speaker 1: they were applauding at everything, applauding every five seconds to
Speaker 1: the guests on stage like yeah, it was like a
Speaker 1: heartfelt moment and right, and then they're like yeah. And
Speaker 1: then my father and I we got back together. Ah,
Speaker 1: So what are you gonna do for a living when
Speaker 1: you get older? What are you gonna do? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I want, I want for the I'm gonna be a lifeguard.
Speaker 1: Oh oh and you and what are you gonna what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? I think I'm gonna be a teacher.
Speaker 1: And oh It's like and I stopped and I sat
Speaker 1: there and I'm like, these people are fucking idiots. Be
Speaker 1: a studio audience will laugh and we'll club all any
Speaker 1: at anything at any time. I let me take a
Speaker 1: couple of things about studio orders. I'm gonna pull back
Speaker 1: the curtain on some TV shows. I can't say for
Speaker 1: all of them, I'll tell you for some of them.
Speaker 1: I was annoyed, all right. Sometimes they have somebody offices
Speaker 1: to the side and would applause signs telling you to
Speaker 1: applaud and go on whatever. I went to the taping
Speaker 1: of a TV show. Now I know that one of
Speaker 1: the hosts, and I'm not gonna I'm not gonna out
Speaker 1: them yet. I'm not going out them. Don't don't tell
Speaker 1: me I said I was gonna say. I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say it. But we went to the show and they
Speaker 1: do a warm up. All TV shows do a warm up.
Speaker 1: They have a comic come out. They warmed the crowd
Speaker 1: the warm up comic or entertainer or produced that they
Speaker 1: came out, had the audience run through a list of
Speaker 1: reactions that they filmed. So they go, all right, you
Speaker 1: just heard something hilarious. You can't believe it was so funny.
Speaker 1: Your sides hurt. Go and we and they would film
Speaker 1: us going right. They go, now, you just heard something.
Speaker 1: You're shocked. You didn't know. Everyone act amazed and point right. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now pretend someone just revealed something. But you then, but
Speaker 1: you thought it was serious turned out to be funny.
Speaker 1: I get it now. Yeah, And they had a tool
Speaker 1: his reactions. So what they did was when the show aired,
Speaker 1: they had like audience cuts to us doing those things
Speaker 1: that we know we did in the pre show, right
Speaker 1: slick Stephen Colbert does this and and he doesn't pretend,
Speaker 1: but they do it for like he does Midnight Confessions
Speaker 1: on Thursdays or Fridays, by all the Friday shows are
Speaker 1: taped on Thursdays. He makes a joke of it's not
Speaker 1: really a secret, but it's all a great Friday crowd.
Speaker 1: But it's actually they do too on Thursday. But they
Speaker 1: do a thing like he goes, um, you won't tell anybody,
Speaker 1: will you? And they all go no. You know that
Speaker 1: that wasn't alive because you can't get everybody to say
Speaker 1: the same thing like instantly, right um, And so they
Speaker 1: I'm sure they pre record them saying everybody go no,
Speaker 1: one to no. So it looks like when he says
Speaker 1: you won't tell anybody, and they go, oh, he goes,
Speaker 1: of course not. That's they all say, of course not.
Speaker 1: But you can't get everyone to say of course not
Speaker 1: exactly the same time, unless they've been rehearsed ahead of
Speaker 1: time and say on the count of three, not of
Speaker 1: course do it again. This side was late, right right,
Speaker 1: and they get that in the can they have the
Speaker 1: perfect one and then they show that. So so anyway,
Speaker 1: so I believe my point was Ellen may have staged that,
Speaker 1: they might have been like legit reactions, but either way,
Speaker 1: shame on the producer for overdoing it with the os.
Speaker 1: Look a bunch of monkeys, which reminds you of that
Speaker 1: sketch from SNL when when when they had the fake
Speaker 1: Oprah sketch and she gave away stuff and their heads
Speaker 1: exploded in the crowd, They're like, oh my god, the
Speaker 1: heads exploded. Yeah, so this nuts laugh. Um, oh, hold on,
Speaker 1: Karen sass At Karen sass four says, hey, Brody and Scary,
Speaker 1: please have both of your mom's back on the podcast,
Speaker 1: all right, coming speaking a Sassin going on a tangent
Speaker 1: reminds me of uh, I believe he's a senator. By
Speaker 1: the way, I think there's free food in the lunch
Speaker 1: room because people are walking with Hold on a second,
Speaker 1: I want to get this right because I want to
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna be wrong. Hold on a second, m
Speaker 1: h alright, Mike Francesa, No, hold on yeah. Senator Ben Sass.
Speaker 1: Senator Ben Sass spells his name s A S s E. Now,
Speaker 1: this is not political in terms of what my opinion is.
Speaker 1: You guys can probably figure what my opinion is. But
Speaker 1: during the try the it was more like testimony of
Speaker 1: FBI agent Peter Strock. It's pronounced Strock, but it's spelled
Speaker 1: str z okay, probably Eastern European, you know whatever, but
Speaker 1: it's But so if you hear a name over and
Speaker 1: over again, like Robert Mueller, who's doing the Trump investigation,
Speaker 1: he spells it m U e l l e R,
Speaker 1: which is spelled Mueller, but his name is Mueller. If
Speaker 1: you're in a room, hello Muller. If you're on TV,
Speaker 1: you're on your cable news, right, and everyone's like Muller, Muller, Mulla, Muller.
Speaker 1: Why are you the asshole of Goes Mueller? Are you
Speaker 1: not hearing everybody say it? Right? So in this Peter
Speaker 1: Struck hearing his name is Struck, right, they are not
Speaker 1: the introduced him as Struck Peter Struck, pet So is
Speaker 1: this the clip? Now we're gonna play I'm on a tangent,
Speaker 1: and then people are calling him Strusak, streak, right, stroke,
Speaker 1: his name is Struck. Stop looking at how things are
Speaker 1: spelled and pronounced them the way their names are pronounced.
Speaker 1: That's it. Man's name is Mueller. So the point was
Speaker 1: Ben Sass is a US senator. Right, If you don't
Speaker 1: know Struck's name or Mala's name, I give you one.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a pass one. But if you're in
Speaker 1: the House of Representatives and you're holding this hearing and
Speaker 1: you quote Ben Sass, how dare you call him sassy?
Speaker 1: One of the one of the guys said it referred
Speaker 1: him as Ben Sassy? How do you not know his
Speaker 1: name is Ben Sass? Happens all the time. Though we
Speaker 1: see this, we see this happen a lot. We hear
Speaker 1: it a lot on reports on the news. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't understand. You hear a million market TV, small market
Speaker 1: TV news the worst. Well, I don't understand how you
Speaker 1: can hear a thousand people say it one way, and
Speaker 1: but you look at the spelling and you said, I
Speaker 1: have to pronounce the way it's spelled, or you have
Speaker 1: it in your head. You can't help you. How do
Speaker 1: you not realize it's wrong. How do you not realize
Speaker 1: if everyone in the room there's there's like fifty congressmen
Speaker 1: and women, congresswomen saying struck, struck, struck like Trezak, Mr. Strazak.
Speaker 1: Maybe they weren't paying attention. How does some of that
Speaker 1: elbow them? Gonna? It's Strock? The name was said a
Speaker 1: thousand times struck star talk tresok sassy, I don't get
Speaker 1: it sassy all right? So people laugh for no reason.
Speaker 1: This clip, they were talking about being on a plane,
Speaker 1: that they're getting rid of peanuts on a plane, that
Speaker 1: they're not going to Southwest Airlines long gonna peanuts because
Speaker 1: the peanut allergies. So the woman says, I've never been
Speaker 1: a peanut fan. I don't like peanuts. I'm not that
Speaker 1: upset about it. She s goes, what about you? And
Speaker 1: the guy says what he likes? Now, if you can't
Speaker 1: make it out, I'll tell you what he said afterwards.
Speaker 1: But he doesn't say anything funny and listen to her
Speaker 1: reaction and I try, so she says, I'm not really
Speaker 1: a peanut person. I put my earbuds in and I
Speaker 1: try to get through the flight. And he says, I
Speaker 1: like mixed nuts. Now, if you're making a sex joke,
Speaker 1: you couldn't make a laugh about that, Like, I bet
Speaker 1: you do, right, Here's I like mixed nuts, salted almonds
Speaker 1: or pretzels. And on pretzels, She goes, ha ha, play
Speaker 1: the clip again now that you know what they said,
Speaker 1: and I just try to what's funny about pretzels? If
Speaker 1: you said like nuts, you go, here's I like the
Speaker 1: mixed nuts, almonds, salted pretzels. Yeah, people do it all
Speaker 1: the time. It's cartuitous. It's like it's almost her way
Speaker 1: of wrapping up the conversation. But why wouldn't you laugh
Speaker 1: at mixed nuts? Why are you laughing at peanuts at pretzels?
Speaker 1: People do this all the time. This is That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. They did it on Ellen, they do it
Speaker 1: on a million shows. They do it pre rehearsed, they
Speaker 1: do it when it's not I would like someone to
Speaker 1: stop in the middle of a go I'm sorry, why
Speaker 1: are we laughing? I watched the episodes of Dr Rage.
Speaker 1: They do the same thing. But what would she say
Speaker 1: if you said that, why are you laughing? It was funny?
Speaker 1: What was funny? I said? Salted pretzels, you know, because
Speaker 1: it's not funny. She should be fired. I don't even
Speaker 1: know who she is. Out of a job. It's a
Speaker 1: nervous laugh. No, it's not a nervous later on television
Speaker 1: that got to you, huh. It pissed me off, and
Speaker 1: I didn't think twice about it, No, because I work
Speaker 1: hard to make people laugh for real. Alright, this guy's
Speaker 1: getting free laughs. He's not getting people giving him five
Speaker 1: stars on iTunes. By the way, continue giving his five
Speaker 1: stars on iTunes. We need that, you know what. Maybe,
Speaker 1: just maybe I'm upset because we're from Brooklyn. Boys Boys,
Speaker 1: h