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Speaker 1: Welcome to Jenus and Jones independently on and Operator since

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. It is the fucking Walking Wounded episode

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Speaker 1: Jones Sunday, February twenty second. It's always were hosted by

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Speaker 1: Dragonfly Jones aka Tyler. Hey, everybody have a gun. I'm

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Speaker 1: GUARDI b aka Mike, motherfucking Mike. We're produced as always

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Speaker 1: by the Jacohol himself.

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Speaker 2: I'm a lacking always, always jacking, always jacket jack and.

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Speaker 3: Seven, always silin today always.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So quick pod status update. John's cool. John's got

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Speaker 1: some family stuff going on. He's cool. I got a

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Speaker 1: fucking migraine. Jackson's which got going on? Jackson? You just

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Speaker 1: fucked up.

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Speaker 4: Some sort of cold blue situation.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And Tyler's got the shout out to the three

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Speaker 1: year old, and Tyler's got the onset of the annual

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Speaker 1: allergy situations.

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Speaker 5: I saw shit is starting to bloom down this motherfucker

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Speaker 5: and I got a little light case of the sniffles. O.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's about to be the worst season of every

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Speaker 5: year for me coming up.

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Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, well you but the winners there are so bad?

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Speaker 1: Is it part of you happier? But is it literally

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Speaker 1: you can't even be excited about the world.

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Speaker 5: I'll I'll take the allergies as long as it doesn't

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Speaker 5: fucking hard ball my eye like it did that one time.

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Speaker 5: Like you know what I'm saying, I don't take that

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Speaker 5: over over winter any time.

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Speaker 3: I can't stand the cold, Bro, Yeah I can't.

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Speaker 1: Jackson, They're they're claiming your laptop.

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Speaker 3: I just I think I faced it.

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Speaker 4: I just like I said, I'm fucked. I'm funked up

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Speaker 4: right now.

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Speaker 1: Bro, I can't sometimes lacking, sometimes lacking, but never slacking,

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Speaker 1: occasionally lacking, rarely lacking, but occasionally leg All right, well,

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Speaker 1: Ariel smoke with the transition into our first topic, It's

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Speaker 1: time for some hawk talk, punk talk, hocking and hocking

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Speaker 1: and was it the first time ever? First time ever

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Speaker 1: both USA teams win the gold medal? Don't know, but

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Speaker 1: sounds right, sounds right, We're going with it. That's where

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Speaker 1: we're at right now. Two overtime wins over Canada. And

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Speaker 1: my favorite part of this whole story is how much

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Speaker 1: more this means to Canada than it means us. Like

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Speaker 1: they alarm clocks across Canada went off at fucking two

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Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning, Sunday to get up and watch

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Speaker 1: this ship. We had a five am start on the

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Speaker 1: West coast and they lost. And I know, like most

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Speaker 1: Americans woke up and we're like, oh we wont cool.

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Speaker 6: Eye whole overtime winners, baby on your head, Maple.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and you know it means so much more to them.

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Speaker 5: Like I saw a tweet talking about talking about You're

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Speaker 5: a country that's covered in ice ninety percent of the

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Speaker 5: time and you lost to a country that has alligators.

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Speaker 1: Like you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 5: It's just you know, hockey is life there and it

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Speaker 5: is the smallest of the big four sports.

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Speaker 1: Here bro By like a distant fourth. I feel like, yes, yeah, for.

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Speaker 4: Sure, An it's really a big three.

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Speaker 1: It really is a big three plus Like I don't know,

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Speaker 1: like how much bigger is NHL than than than soccer,

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Speaker 1: you know, I don't know, but both those goals are

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Speaker 1: fucking crazy as fuck. The women's one, I mean we

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Speaker 1: were we were talking about it on the in the

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Speaker 1: group chat. Just she yanked the fuck out of her

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Speaker 1: like that ship was so nasty and that fortune the

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Speaker 1: poor Canadian hockey player just face down looking up at

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Speaker 1: the goal. Oh no, And then slides into the corner

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Speaker 1: and may still be there, like may never. I never

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Speaker 1: saw her get up off the ice, like, yeah, that

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Speaker 1: ship was so nasty for gold.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, good old hockey. I can't even be excited about this.

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Speaker 6: I mean it is cool, I do, I do, Like,

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Speaker 6: who is it that the Canadian player was like, you

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Speaker 6: tell us who, you tell us who who you saw

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Speaker 6: play better in the game or whatever?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the the dude who missed the like half open

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Speaker 1: net for for gold in overtime was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: the better team didn't win today. I guess dog, that

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Speaker 1: makes it even funnier.

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Speaker 4: We call that bro bitches and losers.

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Speaker 1: Losers.

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Speaker 5: Hockey is life up in there, y'all to some motherfuckers

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Speaker 5: who aren't even better.

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Speaker 7: Than you like.

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Speaker 4: Me.

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Speaker 1: I saw people today say the amount of whinning that

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Speaker 1: Canada did about losing that game was really like a

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Speaker 1: second gold medal.

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Speaker 6: Like, I mean, we basically got the three of them,

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Speaker 6: you know, we got we got two hockey gold medals,

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Speaker 6: but the fact they were both over Canada, both in overtime,

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Speaker 6: both over the country that cares about this, it's really

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Speaker 6: like it's like a three for the price of two.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, my two get one gold medals.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to the hockey players, very emotional. I was

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Speaker 1: not really up on this story, but the men's team

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Speaker 1: do y'all. Y'all may remember a couple of years ago,

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Speaker 1: a hockey player got killed, really good hockey player got

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Speaker 1: killed in like a It wasn't a hit and run

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Speaker 1: because I think the person stayed, but the driver who

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Speaker 1: hit He and his brother were arrested for for vehicular homicide.

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Speaker 1: He was like kind of one of the leaders of

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Speaker 1: this young generation and they were saying, like he would

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Speaker 1: have been on this team. His name is Johnny Gudreau.

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Speaker 1: They brought his jersey out to celebrate with him, and

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Speaker 1: then they went and got two of his kids and

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Speaker 1: brought them on the ice with them to celebrate. I

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Speaker 1: was just that shit had me sobbing. Bro I mean that,

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Speaker 1: like I didn't even know the full backstory. They were

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Speaker 1: kind of telling it like you could tell the broadcasters

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Speaker 1: were just kind of trying to hold it together. But

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Speaker 1: I thought that was beautiful. They talked about how you

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Speaker 1: know how much he was there, and then they were

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Speaker 1: making some Angels in the outfield joke about that wide

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Speaker 1: open shit that Canada missed. Was like he must have

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Speaker 1: fucking hit that ship. Yeah crazy, yeah that Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was like that. That's right. It was like the most heartbreaking.

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Speaker 1: He's literally riding a bike with his brother the morning

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Speaker 1: before his sister's wedding.

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Speaker 7: I remember the wedding thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: So beautiful that they included his family and the and

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Speaker 1: the jersey and everything like. That's I don't know. Those

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Speaker 1: are the stories of the Olympics where you're like, I

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Speaker 1: wasn't thinking about any of this shit like twenty four

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Speaker 1: hours ago. But you just if you just like watch

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Speaker 1: the Olympics, you's just some aspect of the human spirit

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Speaker 1: is gonna fucking slap you in the face and then

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Speaker 1: they'll do some dumb shit with the fucking FBI director

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Speaker 1: after probably, But what the fuck was that about? What

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Speaker 1: the cash hotel was partying with them? What the fuck?

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Speaker 7: Wait?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, you have shit to do, bro, there's ship

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Speaker 1: to do.

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Speaker 4: You have homewash alreatying with the hockey team.

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Speaker 1: He flew at the expensive god fucking knows what he

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Speaker 1: flew to Italy to go to the Apparently he's a

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Speaker 1: big Pablo has a whole episode about it. He's a

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Speaker 1: big like rec league hockey guy.

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Speaker 5: Come on, that makes sense when you look at that

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Speaker 5: motherfucker's he got the crazy eyes, bro, he got the

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Speaker 5: crazy eyes like a motherfucker meaningless.

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Speaker 4: Hockey guy too. Yeah, he kind of has that hockey

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Speaker 4: guy voice a little bit, that is.

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Speaker 5: And he released a statement because everyone's like, why the

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Speaker 5: fuck you ain't working, bitch, like.

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Speaker 7: That was basically no.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, he released the sentiment talking about talking about you know,

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Speaker 5: it is an honor to have been invited into that lockerom.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will bite you.

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Speaker 5: Who the fuck you're telling me some twenty four year

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Speaker 5: old hockey players like.

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Speaker 1: Dude, we need to get cashpitality here right now.

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Speaker 6: But I am willing to bet my entire estate on

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Speaker 6: the fact that not one of those.

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Speaker 4: Hockey players could name him. Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. It's

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Speaker 1: some like it's it's some it's you know, they're young

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Speaker 1: white men, bro, like, it's it may be some some.

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Speaker 6: Maggazar young white men who are who are focused on

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Speaker 6: playing hockey and drinking beers.

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Speaker 5: But the thing is the thing is that side that crowd,

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Speaker 5: they don't even really like each other.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 7: That's like, motherfuckers don't like each other.

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Speaker 5: And I know for shorty, like I said, ain't dot

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Speaker 5: no twenty four year old want to party with cash

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Speaker 5: matail when I got invited, You ain't gett invited. FBI

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Speaker 5: director lying again.

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Speaker 1: I will say, if you could put if you can

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Speaker 1: briefly put aside the American culture wars for a second,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna agree with Tyler that no group of young

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Speaker 1: men who've won a championship are going Let's get the

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Speaker 1: FBI in here, and where's the FBI.

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Speaker 6: This is the kind of story that you normally hear

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Speaker 6: about someone like Matthew McConaughey, like he's hiss. Brother is

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Speaker 6: like on the team, so he's like been he wants

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Speaker 6: to party with the team.

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Speaker 4: You're like, that's kind of funny. It's like a famous

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Speaker 4: actor who they may be or no, but not when.

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Speaker 7: It's the FBI.

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Speaker 1: Right, we need more law enforcement in the locker room.

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Speaker 7: We got a couple of twenty year olds on this team.

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Speaker 1: We need we need to keep an eye on these guys.

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Speaker 1: Some champagne so, oh my god, Miles says. The team

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Speaker 1: has chosen Miami as its port of destination to fly

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Speaker 1: into stay out of the way in Miami, there's gonna

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Speaker 1: be no beer left. Miami's about to run out of beer.

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Speaker 7: Guys, they're they're known to fucking party.

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Speaker 1: Bro. Hey, they're gonna be drinking what is it with,

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Speaker 1: They're gonna be drinking Molson's out of their gold medals.

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Speaker 6: I feel like someone's gotta get the the about danger

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Speaker 6: joke off here?

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Speaker 1: What an agent? Everyone just pouring fucking natty lights off

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Speaker 1: their gold medal? All right? Uh chat, I see you

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Speaker 1: bro shout out to shout out to Canada and they

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Speaker 1: just said the Canadian hockey team is Maggie two. That

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Speaker 1: doesn't make no sense.

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 7: None of this makes sense.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, certainly not for Canada US.

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Speaker 5: It's it is so wild that Canadians are so investing

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Speaker 5: in American politics to me though, like, like.

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Speaker 1: I gotta get some pride about yourself, man, Like who

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Speaker 1: lost the last election in Canada?

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Speaker 7: We only know the winners.

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Speaker 5: We just know the Fords and the true those like

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Speaker 5: we just know my fucking school are in office, like

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Speaker 5: these my fuckers are invested, bro, Like could you know? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 5: tell the motherfucker from Canada.

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Speaker 7: I'm from Virginia District six.

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Speaker 1: They can probably tell me my houset.

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Speaker 7: Like, they're more invested in this ship.

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Speaker 1: It's so wild, bro, tyler A. You see what Louise

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Speaker 1: tweated today?

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Speaker 6: Miles said, where the where the crack house next door

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Speaker 6: got to keep an eye out, which is probably yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's fair, that's fair. I respect that.

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Speaker 5: I'm not even a big American, probably do. But there's

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Speaker 5: two countries who can never talk shit to America. To

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Speaker 5: me in Canada is Canada and England. Bro, y'all motherfucker's

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Speaker 7: But when we see shit like.

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Speaker 1: think that that's okay. John's take on this was much

439
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,160
Speaker 1: more and more direct than he just said. I'd rather

440
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,679
Speaker 1: you call me ablest than call me that word, so

441
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:36,639
Speaker 1: and that's valid.

442
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Like I don't know, I don't know.

443
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 5: I just I just think that, you know, sympathy needs

444
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 5: to be had from like all angles here, and I'm

445
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 5: forgiving if that's a fence riding ass take whatever the fuck.

446
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:53,600
Speaker 5: But I just truly believe that that, of course we

447
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 5: have to be accommodating to our disabled family. But you know,

448
00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,480
Speaker 5: when there's a situation like this where you know that

449
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,199
Speaker 5: this could be a possibility a person with with a condition,

450
00:23:01,359 --> 00:23:03,479
Speaker 5: like I think there might be some precautions you might

451
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,040
Speaker 5: want to consider.

452
00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:06,200
Speaker 7: And I don't think that's a hot fucking take.

453
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I would say it's like a TV viewer,

454
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 1: not that I would ever, with all due respect, in

455
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 1: a million fucking years, watch the Bath does. It would

456
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: be fine with me if you edited that out, just

457
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 1: like you just don't need to have those two dudes

458
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 1: on stage with that word, but it does not need

459
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:28,159
Speaker 1: to be part of a tape delayed broadcast like obviously. Yeah,

460
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: all right, Tyler, you're my number one source of news

461
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 1: on Punch, Punch the Monkey, Punch, So and this isn't

462
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,879
Speaker 1: where's it? Where does punch Japan? Japan?

463
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 4: Oh? Wow, I didn't know that. I got a lot

464
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:47,920
Speaker 4: of them, Punch.

465
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm out of you.

466
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 7: I didn't know that, My bad.

467
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 4: Y'all go ahead, I didn't even know that.

468
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: And you give for people like me and Jackson who

469
00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:58,639
Speaker 1: are only half paying attention to the internal can you

470
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,000
Speaker 1: give us a little can you give us a little

471
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: primer on what's going on with punch?

472
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, big motherfucking punch the homie. Hey, me and my

473
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 7: wife are a lot. We're so fucking invested in this.

474
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: You in summer are Son. There's a story about a

475
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 1: zoo animal. You guys are so locked on.

476
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 4: The global zoomy.

477
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:23,400
Speaker 1: Summers still got the only hot take I've ever heard

478
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 1: about moo dang.

479
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna say then comes up in this

480
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:31,240
Speaker 2: story too, sho actually, but yeah, yeah, hey, look look

481
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,680
Speaker 2: when Waki said she can't tell which in the moudang

482
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:35,320
Speaker 2: is her face and her ass, I was like, what's

483
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:35,840
Speaker 2: my mate?

484
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 7: As I think moudang is cute. Truth, I couldn't argue

485
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,200
Speaker 7: that one.

486
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: Did she not refer to mood dang as a wet

487
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 1: piece of ship?

488
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,200
Speaker 7: Yes?

489
00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,760
Speaker 4: I wasn't gonna bring that back.

490
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,600
Speaker 1: I know that phrase is lodged in my head. I've

491
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: used that as an insult.

492
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 7: Is a recurring thing with us.

493
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 2: We call everything everything and everyone.

494
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 7: Like that is a recurring thing with us. Bro. But

495
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 7: has go back to Punch.

496
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 5: Okay, So Punch is this monkey in Japan, right, and

497
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 5: his story is his mom abandoned him at birth for

498
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 5: whatever is. You know, animals you don't smell, right, they

499
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 5: don't fuck with you like that's just how shit goes.

500
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:18,920
Speaker 5: And so you know, the zoo keepers, the caretakers, they

501
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 5: kind of fostered him. And you know, baby monkeys are

502
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,959
Speaker 5: cleaning like that is a very important part of their development.

503
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 5: They need to cling to their MoMA. So they gave him.

504
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,920
Speaker 5: They gave him like a ring atang doll. So the

505
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 5: ringating dollar is basically his security blanket, right, Like, he

506
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 5: drags it everywhere with him, and it's like kind of

507
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,840
Speaker 5: it's the saddest shit to see this orphaned monkey with

508
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 5: no mom who like leans on this stuffed animal, you know,

509
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 5: to provide the.

510
00:25:44,520 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: Protection that a mother would under reassurance.

511
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 5: Right, and so they have read so they have introduced

512
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 5: them into the zoo and the other monkeys. You know,

513
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 5: it's it's been an up and down. It's been a

514
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 5: seesaw battle of Punch. It's it's some day by day

515
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 5: ship like sometimes he has a great where he's making

516
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,159
Speaker 5: friends and getting groomed by elders and getting hugged and

517
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 5: embraced by elders. And I remember one morning I woke

518
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 5: up and Punch got his ass beat and I was like, oh.

519
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:12,240
Speaker 1: Like they jumped him.

520
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:17,199
Speaker 5: No, just one older monkey like asserted their dominance and

521
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 5: just grabbed monkey Punch out the blue and spun him

522
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 5: in a fucking circle, right and Punch and Punch ran

523
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 5: off and went and hugged the ringing tang doll.

524
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: Bro ship.

525
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, man, and and and all the and and the

526
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,360
Speaker 5: thing is like, like you know, tops like bees bring

527
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 5: up everyone turns into motherfucking god damn.

528
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 7: The zoolas is something year with this.

529
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 5: They was like it was like it was like, no

530
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,479
Speaker 5: need to be alarmed. That's normal monkey behavior. That's just

531
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,120
Speaker 5: that is just a dominant monkey is certainly the dominance. Okay,

532
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 5: I get that, but Bro, I don't want any bad

533
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 5: monkey shit happening in the Punch. Only good monkey ship

534
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 5: should ever happen to Punch. Bro, don't show me that

535
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 5: bad monkey shit. Like I legitimately told Wifey when that happened,

536
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 5: I say, hey, man, like I was serious. Sounds like, hey,

537
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 5: Punch got attacked this morning. You want to see She's like, no,

538
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 5: I'm sure I don't see that. And so we have

539
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 5: an agreement and I only show her positive Punch videos

540
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 5: because she's so in love with that little motherfucker.

541
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 6: That show how long has this Punch saga been going

542
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 6: on before this incident.

543
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 7: He just got introduced to the zoo.

544
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:21,440
Speaker 1: I feel like a week or so ago like it.

545
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 6: And in these videos you're finding these are being posted

546
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,800
Speaker 6: by the zoo account.

547
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 4: Is there a live stream?

548
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 5: It is a fucking sensation right now with so many

549
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:32,879
Speaker 5: people visiting that, and we get so many clips of this.

550
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:37,280
Speaker 1: Wow, like everyone's going to film punch to get punch.

551
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 4: Wow. What this is amazing? What?

552
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 7: What?

553
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:42,760
Speaker 3: Wow?

554
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 6: Let me read you the motherfucking you type in what

555
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 6: z the Google auto films what zoo is punching?

556
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:52,679
Speaker 1: This is a.

557
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 3: City?

558
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,200
Speaker 7: Where's that at?

559
00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:58,680
Speaker 3: Exactly?

560
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,400
Speaker 6: Uh, I'm about to tell you, I'm gonna find exactly

561
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 6: where I.

562
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,440
Speaker 1: Think I saw someone. I saw someone say they're gonna

563
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:10,679
Speaker 1: I saw someone saying they're gonna harambe all of the

564
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 1: other moments. Hey, I saw that, and that was when

565
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 1: I was I was like, you know what, I.

566
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,200
Speaker 3: Can't Yeah, it's like the northeast of Tokyo.

567
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to say it's like a oh yeah,

568
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: it's like a like a god god Tokyo, so fucking.

569
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 4: It's huge nor northeast of like Tokyo property.

570
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: Flying into Tokyo is like a truly shocking experience. It

571
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: is like if if New York, just if there was

572
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: just like fifty New York's stacked up next to each other.

573
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 3: It's a crazy place anyways, So.

574
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: There's but in any event, there's one hundred and twenty

575
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: million people within trans public transit of punchet.

576
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this this this tweet, legitimately asked wife, is

577
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:03,200
Speaker 5: this Jo Burner right here? It's from the Homie Hashburgers

578
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 5: where he says, don't you dare compare Punch to Mudang.

579
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 5: Punch came from the mud He was abandoned and all

580
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 5: the other monkeys hate him. Mudang was a fat, pampered slob.

581
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,959
Speaker 5: Don't ever compare my goat to that fat little bitch.

582
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: And that's been a supplanty.

583
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:27,080
Speaker 5: No, that's been a subploty it too, like the Mudang

584
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 5: folks have gotten thirsty here with the post anality to

585
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 5: see there's a craze for cute little animals.

586
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: No, they're trying to get back in They're trying to

587
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 1: get back in on now.

588
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 5: That's what I call the nineties, and it has not

589
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 5: been a welcoming place for Moudang, reminded Mudang, But she

590
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 5: picked Trump for the president and everything.

591
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: Bro, Hey, Jen Alpha does not fuck with gen Z

592
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,920
Speaker 1: bro Like Punch is the new that's the new one.

593
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: But no one wants to hear about you know, Mudang

594
00:29:53,320 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: is my space to these kids. Basically, Wow, Well, I I.

595
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 5: Was gonna say it's it's honestly like I'm legitimately invested

596
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 5: in this punch story. Like it's it's really just the

597
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 5: whole but you know, wanting to find some belonging and

598
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 5: wanting to find your tribe and your people and all that. Right,

599
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 5: Like there's that whole type of ship and it's and

600
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 5: the whole dragon his the whole stuffed animals support animals.

601
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 7: Now we're making like Disney movie level type ship here, you.

602
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 4: Know what I mean, Like it sounds like a Planet

603
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 4: of the Apes movie.

604
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's interesting. Look, I hope he does. He needs

605
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 7: to go see the grown up season.

606
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 5: A few of those motherfuckers who with it.

607
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 4: He's gonna make friends with the with the humans and

608
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 4: I don't even so.

609
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 1: And there's been some like it is like it changes

610
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 1: day to day, right, Like there's days where like the

611
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: monkeys are cool with them, and then there's days where

612
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: they're beating them up and stuff.

613
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's it's not a linear path you that much.

614
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 3: It's ups and down path.

615
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 1: That's that monkey life, man, that monkey life.

616
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 7: You wake up. You don't know.

617
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: Whatever people do the well, actually, you know, if you've

618
00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: if you know anything about primate behavior, I always hate

619
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: that shit because it's like, okay, do you know anything

620
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: about human beings? We will answerpomorphize a rock. In fact,

621
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:23,479
Speaker 1: that was a business for a while, someone was selling

622
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: rocks that children were playing with. So if I see

623
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: a monkey who is closer to me genetically than almost

624
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: any other animal on earth being bullied after its mom died,

625
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: of course that's going to make me sad. I don't

626
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: give a fuck about this other monkey. I'm not projecting

627
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: myself onto him because I don't beat up orphans.

628
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 5: And the whole thing about how you know you have

629
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 5: to remove your human emotions when observing nature.

630
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: Bro, you don't think Punch.

631
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 5: Was sad as fuck when he got his ass? Me too,

632
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 5: Like you don't think these animals have emotions? Like why

633
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,320
Speaker 5: do we need to observe emotionless when when we know

634
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 5: that these animals are capable of emotions.

635
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 8: Too, these specific animals, this is not those our second cousins,

636
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 8: that's us right, Yeah, But you got the say great

637
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 8: great great grandpa somewhere, Bro, the fuck.

638
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 1: Just like anytime anyone says you need to take your

639
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 1: human emotion out of anything, it's just like, no, that's

640
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:15,120
Speaker 1: all I have.

641
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 4: That's the whole point of what we're doing here.

642
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: All we have is that is you know, that's all

643
00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: we have? God damn all right, Uh, let's get to

644
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:24,480
Speaker 1: dookie Butt of the week Jackson.

645
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 6: Yes, Okay, my doukie Butt of the week is the

646
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 6: code dookie butt of the week. Stump the old we

647
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 6: gotta collabse a segment collab happening with no Jester Maxim frames, Okay,

648
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 6: that's what Tyler's Tyler's Tyler's hip.

649
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,560
Speaker 1: I hate you guys know about I hate this ship.

650
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 1: You guys know, I hate it show.

651
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 5: I know about him the same way like I feel

652
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:52,720
Speaker 5: like I need to know who the new dictators, Yes, right,

653
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 5: Like who's someone who's who's possibly going to do their

654
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 5: their best to make this planet the worst place?

655
00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 7: Yeah? That same.

656
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: How do you guys know? I know?

657
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,200
Speaker 4: I learned about him in the last week.

658
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: To so this is so number one and this is

659
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: the internet phrase, excuse me. Everything I know about this man,

660
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 1: I've learned against my will. I've not sought out one

661
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: piece of information about And then number two, to Tyler's point,

662
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: I know about him the same way I know about

663
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 1: like the shit popping off in Mexico right now, because

664
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: I have friends who live in Mexico for sure, for sure,

665
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: And I feel like I need to have some awareness.

666
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 6: And like, you know, young people at all. So you're like,

667
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 6: I have to have to be aware of this particular

668
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 6: is Yeah.

669
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: Yes, So all I know about well, I probably know

670
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,960
Speaker 1: more than I should. I know he's a conservative, like

671
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 1: social media influencer guy. I know he like I know,

672
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: he didn't go to college and spent like loan money

673
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: on plastic surgery jack.

674
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 6: And he not only did that, he suggests that as

675
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 6: like a good way to appropriate those funds to other people.

676
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: Go on. The unfortunate thing about the way our society

677
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 1: is currently structured is it's difficult to argue with him

678
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:00,160
Speaker 1: based on how it's gone for him. He was in

679
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: the New York fucking Times last week.

680
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 4: It was in the New York Times last year.

681
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, that's basically what I know about him, bro,

682
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: But fuck him.

683
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, so Clovicular, Yes, you've disperfectly described Clovicular. Here

684
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 6: are some important details I might add about the internet

685
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 6: character Clovicular.

686
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: I have twelve year old son. I'm aware of all

687
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: the horrifying things these kids might know about.

688
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 6: Number one, That's why I figured you might know about

689
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 6: you got number one?

690
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 5: Like this motherfucker's like penny wise to you right now.

691
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:32,720
Speaker 7: Child.

692
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: For me, I'm walking Vienny home from the baseball game,

693
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 1: and we just hear the voice coming from the sewers.

694
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 6: Like it's like, beat don't take, don't take Clicular three

695
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 6: times in the mirror.

696
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,840
Speaker 7: Dude, that got frame rainbow.

697
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 6: Okay, so that's my what's gonna be my stump? The

698
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 6: old is gonna ask you about the vernacular that he uses.

699
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 6: But just to add more context for who this freak

700
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,400
Speaker 6: show is, he's so into, let's start with looks maxim.

701
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 4: You guys are familiar with the term of looks maxim.

702
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 9: Grooming yourself looking good, but like to the end degree

703
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 9: perfect example. Clovicular himself has used testosterone supplements bought off

704
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 9: the dark Web. He started injecting themselves with steroids as

705
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 9: an anabog steroids as a teenager.

706
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 4: He's gone to the extremes.

707
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,279
Speaker 1: So he.

708
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:24,760
Speaker 6: Broke his own jaw with a hammer on camera to

709
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 6: sharpen his jaw line.

710
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 4: Not a joke?

711
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: What not a joke? I feel like you should be

712
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 1: able to get arrested for that, bro.

713
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 5: I know you only, but like where are the police

714
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:42,319
Speaker 5: in this got me turned into a white man? Where's

715
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 5: the law enforcement to stop this?

716
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 6: So this is the looks maxing movement. Okay, is going

717
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 6: to the extremes. Now, Tyler used the another one of

718
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:56,320
Speaker 6: his his common common phrases, frame mobbed Are you are you?

719
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: Are you?

720
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 4: Guys?

721
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's like some more attractive you gets in

722
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 5: the same picture with you, right.

723
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 4: Bingo bingo?

724
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 6: And so now can you guys put the pieces together?

725
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 6: If you know what looks maxing means, do you guys

726
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,680
Speaker 6: know what Jester maxing means?

727
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like acting. It's like acting like a white

728
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 1: frag guy. It's it's like acting like the biggest like uh.

729
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 6: It's it's from my understanding, it's it's not even it's

730
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 6: and I could be wrong here is that it's it's

731
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 6: not even as as bad as that. It's more just

732
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 6: like use the opposite of looks max where it is

733
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:33,040
Speaker 6: like using your personality in any way like to the max,

734
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 6: but like in any way shape or form to the

735
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 6: max to like attract women, which is what which is

736
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,600
Speaker 6: like you know, from like on a much smaller, less

737
00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 6: extreme scale, what most people do.

738
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 4: To be clear, what what's what regular people do.

739
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he has retarded to refer to that as jestermaxing.

740
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,640
Speaker 4: So these are the terms that all the young folks

741
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:54,520
Speaker 4: you need to be using now.

742
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 6: Looks maxing, Jester maxing, frame logging, all thanks to our

743
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 6: man Clovicular.

744
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 4: And you're wondering why is his name Clovicular.

745
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,160
Speaker 6: I've just learned in the last week thanks to some

746
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 6: I forget which podcast, that it's because the clavical is

747
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 6: like a big part of the looks maxing community. Like

748
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 6: it's a if you have like a defined, a well

749
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 6: defined claviical, that's a big look for you in the

750
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 6: looks maxing community.

751
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 4: That's minderstanding.

752
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 7: I'm so glad I was boring out come at me.

753
00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 4: Cvicular.

754
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 1: Being young does not look fun to me, bro, it

755
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:37,279
Speaker 1: really doesn't. The fun stuff they're doing is off the

756
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: internet again where the pendulum is swinging back on that.

757
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 5: Get your glass outside, man, stop, stop stop trying to

758
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:50,000
Speaker 5: look max looks frae mugged, Jester max get your ass outside,

759
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,919
Speaker 5: and god damn be a normal fucking nineteen year old

760
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 5: or whatever.

761
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: All that to say is can I get my can

762
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,879
Speaker 1: I get my middle aid dad on here? Oh yeah, please,

763
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: I popped a Bruski come in here talking about that clavicular.

764
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna get to shut the fuck up, Maxing.

765
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 5: Look, the easiest way to make something uncool is to

766
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 5: lean into it as an old person with the kids

767
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 5: who think they're cool.

768
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 7: Like bro, Like, you've done that before, Mike.

769
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,319
Speaker 5: You have neutralized inn The's trolling powers by liking some

770
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 5: ship that he thought you were too old to like.

771
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure, Yes, I think I'm actually not that

772
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: worried about this. I think the bigger concern, particularly with

773
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: young men, was like the Andrew Tate, like that generation

774
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 1: when it the ship was happening and we didn't and

775
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:44,480
Speaker 1: adults didn't know what was happening. I think this got

776
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: he got so big so quickly, and the language is

777
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 1: already being co opted so ironically that I can't see it.

778
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 1: Like in the same way. You know, he was also caught.

779
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 6: He mean, he's already been caught, like not caught, but

780
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 6: out know people were taking pictures of him out with

781
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,600
Speaker 6: Andrew Tait and with uh.

782
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 1: Of course with that's probably his fucking other one of

783
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: the other.

784
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 4: Nick test one of them.

785
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 1: You know, he was probably glaze Maxing the fuck.

786
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,840
Speaker 4: He was probably blaze maxing nick one.

787
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: Test, yes, exactly.

788
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 6: And I mostly found out about this through the Adam

789
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:23,239
Speaker 6: Friedlin podcast, which is Adam the funniest troll on the

790
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,040
Speaker 6: Internet right now.

791
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 1: Oh, Adam freel I've seen that ship on Instagram.

792
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 4: He's just incredible.

793
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 6: And he had clinic to leron and it is as

794
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 6: good as you would expect that.

795
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: All right, Tyler, who's your dukey? But god, that was

796
00:39:36,719 --> 00:39:41,280
Speaker 1: depressing as fuck, Jackson, Tyler, who's your dooky? It's cragging

797
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:42,120
Speaker 1: me the fuck up.

798
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 5: You see, I didn't even know we were gonna talk

799
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:47,200
Speaker 5: about punch, but my dookie byt of the Week is

800
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:49,840
Speaker 5: punch related. It is to the motherfucking zoo. They are

801
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 5: keeping him in. You gotta look at the clips of

802
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 5: where he's at.

803
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:55,759
Speaker 1: Bro. That ship is just like straight up concrete. Hey, bro,

804
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,600
Speaker 1: Japanese zoos are like the fucking La Zoo. It's like, hey,

805
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: we don't got a lot of space, but we got

806
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 1: some monkeys.

807
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 5: Really like like it's it's just straight up concrete. And

808
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 5: they got like a pile of sticks.

809
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 2: Like.

810
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: What type of bullshit is this? Like that should have

811
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:13,919
Speaker 1: like looked like a skate park.

812
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 7: It was like some Tony Hawk video games ship.

813
00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,640
Speaker 1: And they got like a cat tree in the corner

814
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 1: for them to climb on.

815
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 5: Bro, Like yeah, bro, And it's like and it's like

816
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 5: this the Spooker ship is there's just like a two

817
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,160
Speaker 5: foot high rectangle that the monkeys go into when they're

818
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 5: not in the common area.

819
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: What the fuck is in there?

820
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 5: That's what I like, you got this goddamn concrete wasteland

821
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 5: and then where the monkeys go to escape that like

822
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 5: we don't even know where the fuck.

823
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 7: That looks like?

824
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 1: Right, bro?

825
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 7: Get these motherfuckers.

826
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: Like this ship was so.

827
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 7: Bad it had me looking up, like the habits out

828
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:48,760
Speaker 7: of these monkeys.

829
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 5: These motherfuckers lived on them on the rocky mountain slopes

830
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 5: or some ship. And these motherfuckers live in the forest

831
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 5: like they need some goddamn greenery.

832
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: Bro. Yeah, Bro, it's it's uh hey, if you want to,

833
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: if you if you're like an anti zoo person, which

834
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: I think probably everyone to some extent is although I

835
00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: do you know whatever, uh take if you're trying to

836
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 1: inspire a kid to be that way, do what we

837
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: accidentally did, which is take your daughter to the San

838
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: Diego Zoo, which is like the best zoo, which is

839
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 1: like there's an African like safari where you could see

840
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: ship running around. We saw a fucking rhino hitting a

841
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,640
Speaker 1: boulder down the hill with his head like just like

842
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: you can only see it on a tram that goes

843
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 1: around it like Jurassic Park or whatever. And then take

844
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,920
Speaker 1: your kid to the La Zoo and it's like, well,

845
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: there's a there's a room and there's a cheetah in there.

846
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: That's La Zoo depressing as fucked compared to it's like

847
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,759
Speaker 1: it's historic or whatever. But it's like, yeah, you're the

848
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 1: LA Zoo is one where you're constantly like could that

849
00:41:54,120 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: bear get over here? Like is that is there are

850
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: enough between me and the leopard?

851
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,560
Speaker 5: Like I don't yeah, I don't know, bro, is there

852
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 5: not like a famous animal they're like a famous panda

853
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 5: or something that La everyone in La loves.

854
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 4: I don't know.

855
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: Famous animals at l A m nothing, not much, yeah,

856
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 1: not really. The most famous animals in l A are

857
00:42:24,360 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: always the like mountain lions that are like roaming around

858
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 1: the wild that you're.

859
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 4: Just taking a.

860
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah basically right, like that's but would

861
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: you agree those are like those are the animals here,

862
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:38,240
Speaker 1: no doubt.

863
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 6: The Mountain Lion in Griffith Park is like the tracking

864
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 6: of that isn't is a is a sport for for

865
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,359
Speaker 6: l A residents?

866
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:51,280
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know all right. Uh my dookie

867
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: butt of the week is the FOD map. It's not fun.

868
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 3: I don't like it.

869
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 1: It sucks. I gotta try this ship that uh sick

870
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: Kate in the discord suggested to me. But I just

871
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 1: you know, it's like you're good for a month and

872
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: a half and then you just like have some real

873
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 1: food and then everything goes to ship, which is why

874
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,920
Speaker 1: I fucking have a migraine right now. So that sucks.

875
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 6: Bro.

876
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you could just eat whatever you

877
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,880
Speaker 1: want still, if you're young enough to do that, salute

878
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,959
Speaker 1: to you and enjoy the funk out of it. That's

879
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 1: that's what.

880
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 4: That's my message every time I Google this, every time

881
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:21,520
Speaker 4: you bring this up, which is not that often, but

882
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 4: it's kind of insane. What foods are high in FOD maps.

883
00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 6: Avoid these garlic, onions, asparagus, artichokes, apples, pears, watermrions, cherries, milk, yogurt,

884
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,799
Speaker 6: soft cheeses, wheat, rye, barley, beans, lentils, honey, I freak

885
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 6: those corn sre artificial sweeteners?

886
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: What the tyler name one food I eat that doesn't

887
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: contain at least what food don't contain those?

888
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 4: What are you supposed to eat?

889
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 1: And what? And what the fuck is so bad? What

890
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 1: is the what is what you're avoiding in this diet?

891
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 1: Is a Johns Hopkins everything he just named?

892
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 7: Is there a certain thing like like gluten?

893
00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,320
Speaker 1: You know what pod map stands for? I don't remember

894
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: all this ship, but it is like it's the specific

895
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: goddamn Jackson. What was pod.

896
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 4: Maps stands for? Fermentable?

897
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 1: All?

898
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 6: It? Whoa oligo, saccharides, die sacarides, monosaccharides, and polyoles?

899
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:12,960
Speaker 4: Which are I had not.

900
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: Heard any of that. I hadn't heard of any of that.

901
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:21,360
Speaker 1: Bubba like Lama Bash just said like lentils, Like basically

902
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 1: they want me to eat sesame seeds. And I was

903
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 1: gonna say gatorad. I can't have gatorade because it has fucking.

904
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 4: The low.

905
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 6: The the Johns Hopkins gas trunts are all just quoted

906
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 6: in the Johns Hopkins article says the low Podmap diet

907
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 6: is a temporary eating plan that's very restrictive.

908
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: That's how they're selling it.

909
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 6: That's that's the This is our public like, this is

910
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:44,920
Speaker 6: what we're putting out there, the good face we're putting

911
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 6: out there.

912
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 1: Holy crap, the fucking mile set it wrote die sacarides

913
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:54,279
Speaker 1: and mono sacharides. That's almost all damn SATs, all the saccharides.

914
00:44:54,360 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 4: It's exactly Okay, okay, low fot map foods. Here we go.

915
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 6: Low is what I've been living off of, eggs, meat, almond, milk.

916
00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: But the problem, Tyler is like I can make steak,

917
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 1: but if I put too much rub on it, then

918
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: it's gonna give me me ache, you know what I mean.

919
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 4: But I'm just rice, you're good with That's huge.

920
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: I've been eating. I'm basically eating it. I'm basically on.

921
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: I've basically turned my diet over to my half Japanese wife, right,

922
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 1: Like eggs and rice for every meal. I've got a

923
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: lot of like eating a lot of rice right now.

924
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 6: Vegetables like eggplants, potatoes, tomatoes, cumbers, and zucchini.

925
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:33,800
Speaker 1: Okay, a little.

926
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,960
Speaker 4: Mediterranean action there.

927
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 6: Fruits such as grapes, orange and strawberries, blueberries and pine

928
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,399
Speaker 6: that's good.

929
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:38,919
Speaker 4: That's good.

930
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: That's a lot.

931
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 4: But that being said, holy shit, Mike.

932
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like apples and watermelon.

933
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 4: Fuck.

934
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,480
Speaker 1: I don't know, bro, it's tough. It's tough. I do

935
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: think I've found the whole point of it is you

936
00:45:56,239 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: eliminate everything. You reintroduce stuff one by one to kind

937
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,880
Speaker 1: of see what the word it is for you. Yes, yeah,

938
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 1: obviously I'm still eating resist. I mean, I just like,

939
00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 1: you know, I'm doing my best. Okay, fucking let Larry Sanders,

940
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 1: Larry Justine Sanderson's people fought wars to not do this diet.

941
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 4: Correct, correct, brother, correct?

942
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:22,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, lama Us is right, And it's basically

943
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,280
Speaker 1: a British diet. That's basically what it is. Like, Yeah,

944
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:27,440
Speaker 1: that is.

945
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 7: What British people eat on the regular basis. You go, Britannus.

946
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:35,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. But anyway, man, I mean, I

947
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: you know, shout out to my doctors and helping me out.

948
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: It's been good. This is the first migrant I've had

949
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: in like six or seven weeks, which is it had

950
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: been a long time since I went more than a

951
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,600
Speaker 1: month without having won. So that was good. But uh, yeah,

952
00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,760
Speaker 1: it sucks.

953
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,400
Speaker 6: It sucks.

954
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,799
Speaker 1: Here's what I ate. I took my kids out. It

955
00:46:50,840 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: was Friday. I was not working Friday night. We didn't

956
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,760
Speaker 1: have any baseball or softball. Took him to Baskan Robbins,

957
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: greatest dad in the world.

958
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,640
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, bro, I was at.

959
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: Baskin Robbins, got myself at double scoop.

960
00:47:01,239 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 4: You went double scoop.

961
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:06,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was That's That's what kicked it off. Scoops,

962
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: peanut butter and chocolate. And as I'm transitioning into middle

963
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: age and I'm balding, I've started to really like gold

964
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:18,439
Speaker 1: medal ribbon. If you had gold metal ribbon. I never

965
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 1: had it until a guy at coached baseball with who

966
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,160
Speaker 1: is like the oldest your dad ever heavy. It was like,

967
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: you ever tried this gold metal ribbon? And I don't

968
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: even I don't even look at that half of the

969
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: fucking cooler brother my dad that heavy. Yeah, but it's

970
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 1: damn bro, it's fucking yeah.

971
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 4: But two scoops is too many sacarides. It's a lot

972
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 4: of one scoop.

973
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 6: Maybe you might hit your sack and believe below your

974
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 6: sacharide threshold, but scoops.

975
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 4: Okay, what else did.

976
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 7: You eat this weekend?

977
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 6: That's a sacker or a bysacker either way, So I

978
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 6: made for dinner.

979
00:47:52,360 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 1: I made, uh, gluten free pasta that I do. You

980
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: know how much bread I'd normally eat. That's my that's

981
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:06,880
Speaker 1: like my bread. I don't know. I beliven like this

982
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,440
Speaker 1: is this is okay? You pasta gluten free pasta with

983
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: the tomato sauce is like and I saw. I gave

984
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: himself just a little tomato sauce. Also very difficult, but whatever. Cool.

985
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: I went to my friend's house for a poker night

986
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Friday night. I got there late. Usually I go early.

987
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 1: I go for the first couple hours. By the time

988
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,400
Speaker 1: people start getting like extra drunk, I go home and

989
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 1: go to bed and wake up for baseball the next day.

990
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 1: These are like all baseball coaches. I was hanging out.

991
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: I watched the Lakers game with Vinnie. Watched the whole

992
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 1: game with him on Friday night. So I showed up

993
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: there at like ten thirty. Everyone's like pretty drunk. So

994
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, slightly uncomfortable walking in. I

995
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: had a couple of donuts.

996
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:54,000
Speaker 9: Should not have had a gathering.

997
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: Should not have had a couple of donuts.

998
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 4: You know, Friday in the chamber, dude.

999
00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then the next day I was feeling fine

1000
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,840
Speaker 1: the next day, which is what That's what always I

1001
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: think in the back of my head, it's like, I'm

1002
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:10,919
Speaker 1: probably cool now because I was so good for so.

1003
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 4: Long, Macara to pass through my system.

1004
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: So for for breakfast, I had oh no, no, no, okay.

1005
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: So for lunch, I had a salad and there are

1006
00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: apples in the salad. It's like a chicken apple, but

1007
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 1: it was like a healthy salad. I felt good about it.

1008
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 1: And then Vinnie said after baseball practice he wanted to

1009
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: go to this burger spot by us John's Palaverdian Spring,

1010
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:38,000
Speaker 1: great spot. And so we went there and I was like,

1011
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: I feel great right now. Practice just ended, you know what,

1012
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: I should have a breakfast burrito and then a lot

1013
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: of cheese and the breakfast burrito. Fucked up with the

1014
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: breakfast burrito. As the moment I was done with the

1015
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,000
Speaker 1: breakfast brito, I was like, the next two days are

1016
00:49:52,040 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: gonna suck. I like I could just as soon as

1017
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,400
Speaker 1: I do the trash out. I was like, oh fuck,

1018
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 1: I should not have done that. So then anyway, he

1019
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:03,319
Speaker 1: had his first game at the League last night. I

1020
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,560
Speaker 1: was announcing with the fucking migraine, just sitting there like

1021
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: no batting this fucking kid, he's gonna drunk out.

1022
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 6: You've basically been on Friday night. Dare I say you

1023
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 6: were fowd mapsing? Dare I say Friday night?

1024
00:50:22,200 --> 00:50:24,200
Speaker 1: I had so many sacarides on Friday.

1025
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 7: Would if you had to do it all again?

1026
00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,840
Speaker 1: Would you change hot? Yeah? I wouldn't have had the

1027
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: breakfast brito because I think if I had, because I

1028
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: think what I've learned Tyler is like, as long as

1029
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm cool, what scares you when doctors tell you shit

1030
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,399
Speaker 1: like this? Right? Is like you're telling me I'm never

1031
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,480
Speaker 1: like my grandpa was. Like my grandpa had all kinds

1032
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: of he'd had like four heart attacks, and they told

1033
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,360
Speaker 1: him he wasn't allowed to have Deli meat. And my

1034
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: grandpa said, at the age of seventy, I'd rather die,

1035
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: Like I have to have a certain amount of sandwiches.

1036
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:56,280
Speaker 1: I'm an Italian immigrant from New Jersey, Like, who has money,

1037
00:50:56,320 --> 00:50:58,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some sandwiches. So he would have one

1038
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: or two sandwiches a week, and he would really savor them,

1039
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 1: but he would not have one every day the way

1040
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,839
Speaker 1: that he did for most of his life. That's where

1041
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: I can be. I can be it like I'm gonna

1042
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: eat healthy and feel good and then I want to

1043
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: have some stuff occasionally, and I'm cool as long as

1044
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: I do that. It's when I have like five things

1045
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: in a row that's like, fuck, Now I'm in here

1046
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 1: looking like a fucking tomato, trying to figure out if

1047
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: I can podcast standing up so the gas doesn't build

1048
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 1: up as much. Y'all almost saw for everyone on the videos.

1049
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: You almost saw a whole party.

1050
00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 4: You gotta do that.

1051
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:39,360
Speaker 1: Dude got Google Max and.

1052
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 6: No hell yeah casual use, but no more vendors, says Miles.

1053
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, we got to get you in a program, buddy.

1054
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:52,239
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Mattress Mac grandpa died at fifty six or

1055
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,480
Speaker 1: smoking four packs a day, said the same thing. Absolutely,

1056
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: you know for sure. I don't know, but that's the

1057
00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: These are the decisions we make with our own life.

1058
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: And as my doctor told me when they were explaining

1059
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 1: this diet to me, she was like, well, it's your experience.

1060
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: She's like, if you want to feel like shit, like

1061
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: do whatever you want to do. But like, I'm just

1062
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 1: telling you what's going on based on the test we ran.

1063
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 4: And shit like that. Bro, that's so like, they're so right.

1064
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 6: But like, I like have bad knees, and I'm like,

1065
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,400
Speaker 6: I don't never get to stop playing basketball.

1066
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: They're like, but the doctors are telling you, like you

1067
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: can make whatever you want, Like that won't be on me.

1068
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:30,959
Speaker 4: Though I'm giving you all the information saying your knee

1069
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 4: could explode.

1070
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 1: One can't ask them to do anything else.

1071
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:35,520
Speaker 4: Appreciate the info.

1072
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 1: Doc. Hey, let me do one male health positivity thing

1073
00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,320
Speaker 1: because I discovered this at my recent physical. Y'all know

1074
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,160
Speaker 1: that I'm got to put their finger up your butt

1075
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: to check your prostate no more what they do blood tests? Yeah,

1076
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,080
Speaker 1: they do it off a blood test. And the way

1077
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: that I discovered that I think I've talked about this

1078
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 1: on the podcast usually behind the Paywall, Patreon dot com,

1079
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:03,239
Speaker 1: Slashhangers and Joes. My doctor is a woman. She is

1080
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:06,239
Speaker 1: younger than me, and she is attractive, and so this

1081
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: has been a thing the last couple of years. I'm

1082
00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,279
Speaker 1: getting close to the finger in the butt and so

1083
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: she told me, she's like, you gotta I gotta do

1084
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: the test this year. And I was like all right,

1085
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:16,799
Speaker 1: and she was like, you know we can do it

1086
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 1: is they have a blood test for it now? And

1087
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: I was like, do they but she was cracking up.

1088
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: She's like, you know, we've had a lot better response

1089
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: of getting people to do it now that it's a

1090
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 1: blood test, And I was like, that's not a surprise

1091
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: to me.

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Speaker 7: No one wants to be fingermogged just blood maxis you know?

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Speaker 1: Oh man?

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Speaker 4: I mean Mike is a health maxer now for sure?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, health Max trying to anyway.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure. I am Patreon dot com slash jngus and Jones.

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Speaker 1: John will be back this week. We'll have two episodes

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Speaker 1: behind the paywall that you can get at Patreon dot

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Speaker 1: com stage Jenis Jones, along with the discord where people

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Speaker 1: will give you actually pretty good reasonable health advice. I've

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Speaker 1: had people have hit me up with recipes for the

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Speaker 1: FOD map bye and ship and everything, very very appreciative.

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Speaker 1: No one has told me I need to do anything crazy, So.

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Speaker 6: Let me let me be a little more directed. Mike's

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Speaker 6: you Now, there's no need to pod Max. Just pick

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Speaker 6: our pod just there's no need to pod Max. There's

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Speaker 6: one pod you need to subscribe to, which this one.

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Speaker 4: Don't Patreon Max.

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Speaker 7: Fuck Jones.

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Speaker 4: And Jones.

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Speaker 7: Slaying of all.

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Speaker 4: There's absolutely no need to Patreon Max.

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Speaker 7: Guys, it's so mad.

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Speaker 1: I fucking despise Max. This ship so bad. I'm in

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Speaker 1: a vomit mog.

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Speaker 4: Max the fuck out of this podcast.

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Speaker 1: Bro. I like that you're too old for this, but

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Speaker 1: you're still the young guy on the podcast. So you're like,

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Speaker 1: it's still your role. You know, it's so funny and

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Speaker 1: that's why. Hey, that's what makes you baby, you know

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Speaker 1: you're you're always Jack Kim.

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Speaker 4: Hey, don't need a Jack Max.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't need.

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Speaker 1: Touch some grass?

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Speaker 5: God.

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Speaker 1: Alright, we'll see everybody later this week. Patreon dot com, slash,

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Speaker 1: Jenkis and Jones. We'll see it with Bye bye

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Speaker 4: Mhm