1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:01,800 Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaiser Podcast. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 2: Glaser, here's Nicky. 3 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:12,920 Speaker 3: Hello here, I am welcome to the show. It's the 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 3: Nicky Glazer Podcast. It's me Nicky Glazer. 5 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:16,320 Speaker 1: I'm alone in my. 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 2: Studio in Saint Louis, Missouri. I have wet hair. I 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:21,959 Speaker 2: just got out of the shower, didn't have time to 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:22,639 Speaker 2: blow dry it. 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:23,479 Speaker 1: If you're watching on. 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:27,920 Speaker 3: YouTube, but that might be a topic of interest to you, 11 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 3: of like why does she look like a slick fuck? Great, 12 00:00:31,240 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 3: it's not grease, it's it's water. Brian's here, Noah's here. 13 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: You get it. 14 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 3: Why we don't talk about how like wet hair to 15 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:45,760 Speaker 3: dry hair is such as a woman, it's a burden 16 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,560 Speaker 3: to dry your hair, and it's like a whole part 17 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 3: of a process that. 18 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 1: Men don't have to do. Again, I am not coming 19 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:52,319 Speaker 1: at men. 20 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 3: I'm not saying you guys need to start taking longer 21 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,600 Speaker 3: between when you go out and when you get out 22 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,279 Speaker 3: of the shower. You just it's an easier thing that 23 00:00:59,400 --> 00:00:59,920 Speaker 3: you deal with it. 24 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 1: You may not think about our experience. 25 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 4: I feel personally attacked and I'm offended for all mankind. 26 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 4: So we have talked about this before, and I did 27 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,360 Speaker 4: mention I don't know. I can't imagine being a woman. 28 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,480 Speaker 4: But also it does take me a long time to 29 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,800 Speaker 4: dry my hair too, And I've been trying different hair, hair, thick, 30 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 4: lustrous hair. 31 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 2: But you're always doing really thick Hair's true. And then 32 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 2: he puts a hat on it and he doesn't even style. 33 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 5: Well, that's the problem. 34 00:01:25,000 --> 00:01:27,280 Speaker 4: I try to blow dry it with the hat on 35 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 4: and it takes for answers. 36 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:31,440 Speaker 2: I almost believed it. 37 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:38,400 Speaker 1: You're you're an interesting man saying that you are. 38 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,840 Speaker 2: You're very interesting. You're you're smart and interesting. 39 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,560 Speaker 4: So werky, Uh, this is I don't want to start 40 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:49,280 Speaker 4: any podcast beef, but I so. Tim Dillon was on 41 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 4: any Letterman's podcast and they they they. 42 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 5: Friendly made fun of me, friendly made. 43 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 2: Fun of shout out. 44 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,720 Speaker 4: I got a shout out, but him said that I 45 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:08,600 Speaker 4: have the personality of a shoe, and I confronted him already. 46 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:09,880 Speaker 2: Oh this is great. What did he give you? 47 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:11,320 Speaker 1: Did he give you fifty grand? 48 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,639 Speaker 3: Like usually when he like has come at someone. There's 49 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 3: famously an episode where he went over he had like 50 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 3: a class reunion at his house. 51 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: You should listen to it. 52 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 3: Annie and him talk about having this like I think 53 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,760 Speaker 3: it actually might be pulled down, but they had a reunion. 54 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,560 Speaker 3: He had a class reunion at his house in the 55 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 3: Hampton's and he called some girl a fat, toothless bitch 56 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,240 Speaker 3: or something like. He called her a toothless bitch and 57 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 3: she because she was like kind of drunk and acted 58 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 3: like a fool at the thing. And then she it 59 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:39,840 Speaker 3: got back to him through his friends that she's really 60 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 3: upset and. 61 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 2: Like can't get her life together. 62 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,480 Speaker 3: So Tim paid for her tooth for for her thousands 63 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 3: of dollars to like make it right. 64 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:48,800 Speaker 1: So my question, what did you get out of this? 65 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: And are you sure he said a shoe and not jew. 66 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 4: No, I'm pretty confident with the shoe because then he 67 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 4: went on to describe the shoe and it didn't sound 68 00:02:58,520 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 4: like a jude to me. 69 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 2: It sounds okay. 70 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,960 Speaker 3: I was gonna make some jokes that are just are 71 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:04,079 Speaker 3: not in good taste right now. 72 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 5: We can't pile of shoes outside of uh oh. 73 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 1: God, Jesus fucking Christ. 74 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 3: That would be the worst thing to be compared to 75 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,640 Speaker 3: ever you have the personality of the discarded shoes of 76 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:24,600 Speaker 3: millions of mercy children and women and some men and 77 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 3: many men. 78 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,480 Speaker 4: So the question is, I did not take offense to 79 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 4: this at all. I I do not think I have 80 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:33,440 Speaker 4: the personality of the shoe. I came at him in 81 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,480 Speaker 4: person and I said, you think I have the personality 82 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 4: of a shoe, And so I wondered, should I be 83 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 4: taking offence at what. 84 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 3: Is the shoes personality? Though, yes, there's no question. We 85 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:46,320 Speaker 3: don't need to debate whether or not what kind of 86 00:03:46,480 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 3: Well maybe it's a good thing because shoes are versatile 87 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 3: and flexible and comfortable. Yeah, but if you ever talked 88 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 3: to a shoe, it's not like I think, listen, but 89 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 3: it's fun. It's he is exaggerating for the sake of comedy. 90 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:08,440 Speaker 3: You are just what he meant by that. I think 91 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:11,000 Speaker 3: is that you're a literal person. I mean, it's like 92 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 3: talking to someone who is not gonna You're a nice guy. 93 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: There's no question about it. 94 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,920 Speaker 3: Everyone who listens to the podcast knows that I wouldn't 95 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 3: have you in my life. I don't think I could, Yeah, anyone, 96 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:21,840 Speaker 3: I just. 97 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,279 Speaker 2: Have I have to be around people who are nice. 98 00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:27,359 Speaker 3: But you also don't really have a lot of room 99 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 3: for like small like bullshit. You're just a literal guy 100 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,359 Speaker 3: and shoes are literal. But I think it's an insult, 101 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:34,919 Speaker 3: for sure. 102 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 5: But it was an insult man with malice or is 103 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 5: it insult. 104 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 3: Your tongue is always hanging out maybe soulless or no, 105 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 3: you have a soul. 106 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 4: I have a soul, so practical. Well, then he went 107 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 4: on to say that I know he's like, he's not 108 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 4: like a shoe, He's like a an oatmeal cookie left 109 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:54,040 Speaker 4: in the car. 110 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 2: Okay, we're getting better. That has more, there's more ingredients 111 00:04:59,520 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 2: in it. 112 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,960 Speaker 3: It's not as just flat like comedically just saying shoe 113 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 3: is very it just sounds it sounds. I mean, it 114 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:08,520 Speaker 3: sounds like a slur, like we said before. But oatmeal 115 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:09,480 Speaker 3: cookie left in the car. 116 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 1: Let's examine this oatmeal cookie. 117 00:05:12,839 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 3: He shows that as the most boring cookie. Unfortunately, like 118 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 3: that's what he was going for there. We're not dummies. 119 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 3: We know what this joke construction was. And then in 120 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:24,040 Speaker 3: the car there's some warmth. 121 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 5: To you sure, sure, well you know and you're kind 122 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,039 Speaker 5: of like, oh I. 123 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 2: Found this, Yes, something smells good. 124 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 5: Okay, people, I'm sure there's people who again I. 125 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 1: Was doing a more bullshit spin than I am, but 126 00:05:36,279 --> 00:05:37,880 Speaker 1: a mind's bullshit too. Yeah, it's not good. 127 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 4: Now it's important to know that it's important to know 128 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 4: it's important to also know the context of where this 129 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 4: was coming from. The context was I had to go 130 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,320 Speaker 4: into this meeting and sit with these people for like 131 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:53,599 Speaker 4: twenty minutes and and talk to them, and they thought 132 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 4: it was funny that it was me that had to 133 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 4: go stay with them because these people wouldn't want to 134 00:05:56,760 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 4: talk to me anyway, because I'm not a real person industry. 135 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 5: And then some. 136 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 3: Powerful people within the industry, some people that are like 137 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,680 Speaker 3: making the decisions that probably aren't the creative types, have 138 00:06:08,839 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 3: to talk not have to. 139 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: Are talking to you? Why are they talking to you? 140 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,160 Speaker 4: I had to come in and not So me and 141 00:06:15,279 --> 00:06:17,960 Speaker 4: Tim were supposed to go to this meeting together and 142 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:22,080 Speaker 4: Tim was late for twenty minutes, Oh dear, and so 143 00:06:22,320 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 4: I had to sit there fam for twenty minutes. 144 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 2: Woh what did you do? 145 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:26,640 Speaker 5: Tim? 146 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 4: He thought it was funny that they had to talk 147 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,800 Speaker 4: to me. And first of all, it was probably because 148 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,280 Speaker 4: it's funny. I'm not, like, why would anybody want to 149 00:06:33,320 --> 00:06:36,239 Speaker 4: talk to me in this situation. That's not true when 150 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:37,200 Speaker 4: they're expecting Tim. 151 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 3: When they're expecting Tim and they're Tim fans. Also, you're 152 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,840 Speaker 3: not going to be disappointed in Brian Fandy. You're just 153 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,880 Speaker 3: you're so interesting and funny and but but if they 154 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,600 Speaker 3: were just interested in like fame and like someone, it's 155 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 3: going to be very exporting to meet the Apple guy. 156 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:52,760 Speaker 5: They're expecting. 157 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:53,600 Speaker 2: They don't even know you're that. 158 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 4: But here's the other thing is they didn't even know 159 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:59,440 Speaker 4: I was going to be at the meeting, so I 160 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 4: was sitting for twenty minutes talking to Again, Kim. 161 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,440 Speaker 1: Is really setting you up for success in this? 162 00:07:04,560 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 2: What could he give them a heads up? 163 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 5: No, it's fine. 164 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,880 Speaker 4: I'm guess it all worked out absolutely fine. And these 165 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 4: guys we uh, we didn't have a good time with anyway. 166 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 4: But I think that's also why that he said to Kim, like. 167 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 3: In a meeting, I'm just the biggest Tim Dylan fan, 168 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,320 Speaker 3: and I'm so excited that you're He's the same whenever 169 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,000 Speaker 3: you're doing with him. 170 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:23,840 Speaker 1: I'm excited about it. 171 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 4: I don't know, he was the same person in every 172 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 4: single situation. He's just a brutally honest I mean. 173 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 3: But he's also again extremely kind. Oh yeah, yes, he'll 174 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 3: just a there's a there's a loving part of him 175 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 3: that just radiates and by the way people told me 176 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 3: that you said that Kylie Jenner might have been at 177 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:50,680 Speaker 3: his party, but it was Caitlyn Jenner, the wildest Jenner 178 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:51,520 Speaker 3: to be like like. 179 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 2: I understand boys ding, like I don't know if it 180 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,000 Speaker 2: was Kendall or Kylie or Courtney or Chloe Lee. 181 00:07:56,360 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 3: I get that, but not knowing And you even were 182 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 3: like it might have been the mom, which is even 183 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 3: like okay, whoever Taylor was, Like was it a seventy 184 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 3: year age difference or like you know, we made a 185 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 3: joke about it at the time. 186 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:11,640 Speaker 2: Caitlyn Jenner is so not Kylie in many. 187 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,080 Speaker 5: Ways, I didn't see this person side. 188 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 3: How did but how did the word Caitlyn Jenner not 189 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:20,360 Speaker 3: register to you as the former Bruce j like like 190 00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 3: a pivotal name in our general like people who don't 191 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:27,000 Speaker 3: know the Kardashians, no Kitlyn Jenner because she's the face 192 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 3: of the trans movement that you. 193 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:30,000 Speaker 5: Know right right? 194 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 1: You know, Like, how did that not stick for you? 195 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,360 Speaker 5: Face and body? Well? 196 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,680 Speaker 3: What about like even when you found out Kaitlyn Jenner 197 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,719 Speaker 3: was there, why weren't you like whoa Kitlyn jen Like 198 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,319 Speaker 3: was there no discussion of what that was? Like? 199 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,920 Speaker 2: Was she like oh tamn, I love your spread? Like, 200 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:45,319 Speaker 2: did she's I love a spreading? Got here? Time? 201 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: Did she say? Five minutes? 202 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 4: Like? 203 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 2: Why was there no discussion about what happened around? 204 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 4: I did ask a little bit after the fact about this, 205 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, okay, did they hold court? 206 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 3: Uh? 207 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,839 Speaker 5: Was everyone around them? And and uh is it he 208 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:58,959 Speaker 5: or she? She? 209 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,079 Speaker 4: She came and there wasn't a lot of people there, 210 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,880 Speaker 4: so it's kind of just like a little small hang 211 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 4: and then she left before most of the people came. 212 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:06,319 Speaker 2: Damn it. 213 00:09:06,760 --> 00:09:08,679 Speaker 4: Oh wow, And I was one of those people that 214 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:11,679 Speaker 4: wasn't there yet, so I didn't see you're talking to 215 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,520 Speaker 4: be cool man? 216 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,880 Speaker 3: I know, well, I who knew that getting parties right 217 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,719 Speaker 3: on time you might see some of the biggest life 218 00:09:17,720 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 3: Maybe they know that they're gonna miss most people. 219 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:22,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool to be on time because in La 220 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 4: people never show up. People never show up on time 221 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:28,080 Speaker 4: to anything in La. Oh, so if you're super cool 222 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:29,959 Speaker 4: and you just want to see the people you want 223 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,040 Speaker 4: to see, you say, show up on time and we'll 224 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,000 Speaker 4: leave in forty minutes. 225 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:35,679 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Uh. 226 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,839 Speaker 3: Have you ever had someone you Getting there early to 227 00:09:39,960 --> 00:09:42,400 Speaker 3: a party is such a hilarious thing that I sure 228 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:43,719 Speaker 3: some people have done be like I don't want to 229 00:09:43,760 --> 00:09:45,959 Speaker 3: help out, Like my mom every time it's time for 230 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,000 Speaker 3: a party and my growing up, like it would be 231 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,600 Speaker 3: the guests would arrive in my mom with still wet hair. 232 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 2: Yeah it was a wet hair podcast. 233 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 5: Yes, yeah it was. 234 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:54,920 Speaker 1: She was a slick fuck. 235 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,920 Speaker 4: When I used to host like game nights or whatever 236 00:09:58,120 --> 00:10:00,240 Speaker 4: my house and have like some people come that I 237 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:03,000 Speaker 4: was like not really friends with, I would always keep 238 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,920 Speaker 4: a couple of bags of chips and food things unopened 239 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,679 Speaker 4: so that when they came and I didn't want to 240 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,800 Speaker 4: talk to them, I would say, oh, could you set 241 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:12,559 Speaker 4: up those chips? 242 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:13,800 Speaker 5: And then they have a task to do. 243 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, that is See, that's why you have the personality 244 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:20,079 Speaker 3: of an oatmeal cook and a car that kind of 245 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 3: thing like that's that's in the car part. 246 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 5: Yeah. 247 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,080 Speaker 3: Is that interesting thing about you that you have planned 248 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 3: for something in case people get there early and you're 249 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,080 Speaker 3: not ready. Instead of doing the thing that you could 250 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,720 Speaker 3: be doing to get ready and they just sit around, 251 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:31,600 Speaker 3: you give them a task. 252 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 5: Yes, I give them a task. 253 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:35,599 Speaker 3: That's but that's even more work for you because you're like, 254 00:10:35,679 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 3: I got I want to put out those tips and salsa. 255 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,200 Speaker 3: But I gotta wait until people could get your early perchance. 256 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,200 Speaker 1: And then someone has to do it eventually. 257 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well that's an interesting thing in context. 258 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,320 Speaker 4: In context, it's funny for me to be extra boring 259 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 4: in that context of that meeting. That which is why, 260 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,720 Speaker 4: of course the shop for being so boring makes is there. 261 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 4: You have to go to that extreme or else it's 262 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:57,760 Speaker 4: not fun. 263 00:10:57,920 --> 00:10:59,520 Speaker 2: No, they're comedians, they did this. 264 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 3: Why no, they have to set up that this the 265 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:08,160 Speaker 3: story of you being stuck there because tim is twenty 266 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 3: minutes late and they don't even expect you, and you 267 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:13,120 Speaker 3: also happen to have the personality of a shoe adds 268 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,800 Speaker 3: so much color to the story. This is. Have you 269 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 3: evergot I'm trying to think of times where maybe this 270 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 3: has happened to me where I've heard something about myself 271 00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,079 Speaker 3: that I didn't let like that. 272 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 1: If someone said that about me, I'd be I'd. 273 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:26,600 Speaker 2: Be very hurt. 274 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,760 Speaker 5: I mean that wasn't heard at all. 275 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 1: No, but you shouldn't be, because I know what he meant, 276 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,520 Speaker 1: Like clearly you don't. 277 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,079 Speaker 4: They said nice things too, They said like he's a 278 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:40,439 Speaker 4: wonderful comedy writer. He's an amazing comedy writer, but he 279 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:41,880 Speaker 4: has the personality of the shoe. 280 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:46,360 Speaker 5: And then Ann, he said, of this shoe, and he 281 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:47,480 Speaker 5: held up a shoe. 282 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 4: And it was like a brown and then uh and 283 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:54,280 Speaker 4: then and then Annie said he yeah, he won't start 284 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 4: the conversation, but he'll punch it up. 285 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,840 Speaker 5: So like these are like nice things to say. 286 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:03,079 Speaker 3: Oh, that's actually that's an interesting that's an interesting thing 287 00:12:03,160 --> 00:12:04,920 Speaker 3: to say. And I wonder if I agree with that 288 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 3: of you being someone who won't no, because you'll I 289 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 3: mean I worked with you all summer on a faboy 290 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:13,840 Speaker 3: island and you would come in with like you would 291 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,800 Speaker 3: be kind of quiet, and then you would just kind 292 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,560 Speaker 3: of like stare. 293 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,160 Speaker 1: You'd be thinking about something. 294 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,520 Speaker 3: You go, I have a question, and it would just 295 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,400 Speaker 3: be like everyone would kind of jump, and then we 296 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,319 Speaker 3: would get You would come up with some very random 297 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,600 Speaker 3: thing that you have been thinking about on your drive 298 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:32,040 Speaker 3: into Malibu an hour and a half. That is very specific. 299 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,640 Speaker 3: But you know you're always going through some or I 300 00:12:35,679 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 3: guess lately you have been going through some like shit's 301 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,760 Speaker 3: been piling up for Brian Franti. And I don't think 302 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,480 Speaker 3: you're a person that just has shit pile up. I've 303 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,559 Speaker 3: known you for years, but like right now, it's like 304 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 3: a thing after thing. 305 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's And that's what. 306 00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:49,080 Speaker 4: I try to explain to Tim is that I feel 307 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 4: like my personality is like twenty five percent diminished because 308 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,600 Speaker 4: of all all my problems. 309 00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:55,679 Speaker 2: And yeah, dude, it totally is. 310 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 3: You're in pain. I asked Brian about his paint toothpain 311 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,920 Speaker 3: that he's been having. We've covered it on other episodes, 312 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,400 Speaker 3: but he's been having. 313 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,000 Speaker 2: For how many months now? 314 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,439 Speaker 5: Since two and a half years. 315 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,720 Speaker 2: Okay, so that's twelve. 316 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:10,640 Speaker 4: So I have a question for the besties because I 317 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,800 Speaker 4: got my second crown in yesterday. I got my second 318 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:16,320 Speaker 4: crown in yesterday. It's on my top and I feel 319 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,959 Speaker 4: like I feel like it's a little bulky, And I 320 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,720 Speaker 4: want to ask any besties if you've gotten an implant 321 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,160 Speaker 4: crown so it's like the full crown tooth. Did it 322 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 4: feel weird at first, which I'm sure it did, And then, 323 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,000 Speaker 4: if so, how long did it take you to get 324 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,760 Speaker 4: just get used to it and then it start to 325 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,640 Speaker 4: feel normal for you. 326 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 5: I'm sure that there's lots of besties to have plants. 327 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:38,040 Speaker 5: You've had a crown. 328 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:39,800 Speaker 1: I don't think i've had an implant though, I've had 329 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: a root canal and. 330 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,679 Speaker 5: Then a crown put on top, and then did it 331 00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:43,160 Speaker 5: feel I. 332 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: Assume that's what they do. 333 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:47,240 Speaker 2: I cannot remember, which leads me to believe no. 334 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, so mine feels weird. 335 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,480 Speaker 2: I'm also not a sensitive person. 336 00:13:50,679 --> 00:13:53,280 Speaker 4: I'm so sensitive. Yeah, So it feels like it's like 337 00:13:53,480 --> 00:13:56,080 Speaker 4: pushing in on my tongue. So it's like my tongue's 338 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,880 Speaker 4: getting in the way. So I want to know if 339 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,120 Speaker 4: that's a if that's an issue that other people. 340 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,240 Speaker 1: Normal thing that'll go away. 341 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, And how long did it take? And so how 342 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:04,960 Speaker 4: how long should I wait before getting a change? 343 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:06,240 Speaker 2: Is it hurt though? 344 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,800 Speaker 3: I mean, is your your pain is all still there? 345 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,120 Speaker 3: Because the pain is your pain is from your jaw, 346 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,760 Speaker 3: because the grinding of the teeth because the teeth being uneven, 347 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,600 Speaker 3: So the pain isn't in the tooth, it's in the jaw. 348 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:22,080 Speaker 3: The pain, it just it means nothing. My point initially 349 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,120 Speaker 3: it was you were operating one day, you told me. 350 00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,080 Speaker 3: And you're not a person who exaggerates when some you know, 351 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:29,400 Speaker 3: you do for comedy sometimes, but I feel like you 352 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,280 Speaker 3: said your pain was an eight out of ten. 353 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of days, and so I know for me. 354 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: I wouldn't. 355 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 3: I mean, there's no way I would be able to 356 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,760 Speaker 3: function like that, like you're dealing with something that is 357 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 3: I've talked about this before in the podcast. Whenever I 358 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 3: go through pain, you just you can't help but feel 359 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 3: so sorry for people in chronic pain and how they 360 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,080 Speaker 3: do learn to cope with it, because what the fuck 361 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:53,520 Speaker 3: else are. 362 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,680 Speaker 1: They gonna do? Right, Like, what else? What are you 363 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:55,960 Speaker 1: gonna do? 364 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 2: You have to keep it. 365 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:02,280 Speaker 1: And writh h and you just have to, like or 366 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:05,160 Speaker 1: tonight is that's like I need. 367 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,040 Speaker 5: To writhe all day I was writhing. 368 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:13,240 Speaker 3: Writhing sucks so much because it's the only thing you 369 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 3: do when there's there's no comfort, there's nothing else. 370 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,040 Speaker 5: When you had your migraines, you must have writhed. 371 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 1: I would writhe so much. 372 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:24,480 Speaker 3: You know, it's just like an animal that's like flipping 373 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,400 Speaker 3: back and forth because it's like on the way out, 374 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:29,520 Speaker 3: like there's it's just searching for like mom, like like 375 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:34,240 Speaker 3: any kind of any kind of like comfort, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, 376 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 3: like a starving possum in a cage. Now that would 377 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:39,200 Speaker 3: be a more. It was probably not writhing as much 378 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:42,000 Speaker 3: because it was just like so tired, it was dying 379 00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,960 Speaker 3: from hunger like kind of in a ball. 380 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 1: But I don't know, just because I've felt like a 381 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 1: dying possum before I. 382 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:50,760 Speaker 4: Forgot, I mentioned this update that the I got a 383 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:54,680 Speaker 4: letter in the mail from the possum uh recently saying 384 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 4: how how it's flourishing in the woods. 385 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,560 Speaker 5: It wrote me a letter, I don't like. 386 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 1: This is shoe. 387 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 5: This is shoe. 388 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,560 Speaker 2: No, that isn't shoe. But you're like trying to get 389 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 2: out of shoe. 390 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:07,240 Speaker 5: And I don't like it. Whatever that was, so that 391 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:10,280 Speaker 5: was me trying. Well, that was no. I lie all 392 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 5: the time. I do. I do comedy lies. 393 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:14,040 Speaker 3: It's a cute That was a cute lie. But that 394 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 3: was I mean, we knew it was a lie from 395 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,080 Speaker 3: the get go. You got a letter from the possible Like, 396 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,040 Speaker 3: I just didn't get a set up. I wasn't invested, 397 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 3: so that was on me. 398 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,120 Speaker 5: But what did I need to do in O? 399 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: How did you you receive that? 400 00:16:24,480 --> 00:16:28,240 Speaker 2: Noah, that maybe it was like something that Ali did 401 00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,280 Speaker 2: to make you feel better. 402 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:35,080 Speaker 4: She was taking literally Yeah that would have though, Yeah, 403 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,600 Speaker 4: so then what should I Well, sometimes that works out 404 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 4: and I say something that's you know. 405 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,160 Speaker 2: No, you're no. 406 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 3: You gotta take chances I'm just gonna got to take 407 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,440 Speaker 3: shot now we have the shoe thing. 408 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, and I need to add to my personality. 409 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,840 Speaker 3: It's not fair though, because I don't think you feel 410 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,200 Speaker 3: like you can take shots at me because you like 411 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,400 Speaker 3: I'm but I want you to be able to take 412 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,520 Speaker 3: shots at me. But like, also, I do think that 413 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,760 Speaker 3: I'm a little sensitive bitch and that I, like I said, 414 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 3: I don't think I would have been able to take shoes. 415 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 3: So it's not fair that I take shots at you 416 00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 3: if you can't give them to me. So I say 417 00:17:03,680 --> 00:17:05,920 Speaker 3: that you you should be able to but I take 418 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 3: shots at you. Yeah, okay, I'm glad that you don't. 419 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 5: I don't take shots at that people. 420 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,639 Speaker 4: I don't take shots at people, including you, that have 421 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,760 Speaker 4: to do with like your personality or but I'll take 422 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,520 Speaker 4: shots at you for something you just said. 423 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,800 Speaker 5: I if I think what you. 424 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:22,240 Speaker 3: Said, yeah, I like that about you. I don't feel 425 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,600 Speaker 3: like you just like let me get away with stuff. 426 00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:27,840 Speaker 3: And then sometimes if I'm like, like we mainly are 427 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,160 Speaker 3: recently been talking about jokes, and if it's something where 428 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,400 Speaker 3: you just go okay, and sometimes I'll read that as 429 00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,359 Speaker 3: like he's mad at me because I'm used to living 430 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,879 Speaker 3: around people who are like when they're mad at you, 431 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:42,800 Speaker 3: they just go okay, yeah, and then it's like quiet, 432 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,800 Speaker 3: and I go with Brian, I've everyone knows what I'm 433 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 3: talking about, this kind of person that just goes. 434 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,320 Speaker 5: On fine, yeah, go ahead, if you want to take 435 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,360 Speaker 5: the car to yes, I'll. 436 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 1: Go, Yes, I'll go. 437 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,000 Speaker 2: Brian, I don't know that joke. 438 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,680 Speaker 1: I know you don't. 439 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,520 Speaker 3: You maybe think I should lose it. I just like 440 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 3: it because I like the It's like a change in 441 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,280 Speaker 3: character for me. But I'll give my reason things and 442 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:03,280 Speaker 3: he goes all right, fine, and it's just like I go, oh, no, 443 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,679 Speaker 3: he's mad, but he's just saying fine. 444 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, no genuinely. Well obviously I don't read it. 445 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,359 Speaker 1: Is that at all anymore? 446 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,080 Speaker 5: Oh good, because that is not no, that's the show. 447 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,119 Speaker 3: First, the instinct in my little brain is at first like, O, no, 448 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:18,680 Speaker 3: he's mad. But now that is like a millisecond a 449 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:19,879 Speaker 3: million in the midim of the second. 450 00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:21,480 Speaker 1: We got to go to break. 451 00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,119 Speaker 3: Before we go to break, I just want to tell 452 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,920 Speaker 3: everyone we are not going to be doing shows next 453 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,000 Speaker 3: week because I'm taping my special in Seattle, which their 454 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 3: tickets still available the sixteenth in Seattle. Brian will be 455 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:34,440 Speaker 3: there either, and no one will be too. I forgot, 456 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,560 Speaker 3: Oh my god, yeah, most of the girls from every Seattle. 457 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,080 Speaker 5: So this isn't going to be an eating What the 458 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 5: fuck is that real? 459 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so exciting. 460 00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 3: Okay, So we're doing that next week, and so all 461 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 3: my energy needs to be focused on that. So there 462 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,119 Speaker 3: will be no podcast next week, but we will be 463 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,720 Speaker 3: back on the I Guess twentieth Wednesday the twentieth to 464 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,960 Speaker 3: talk about all things my specials. To send me good 465 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,920 Speaker 3: vibes on December sixteenth, Saturday. I would really appreciate that 466 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,320 Speaker 3: because I do believe that kind of energy. So think 467 00:19:01,359 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 3: of me that night and think positive things, not nervous 468 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,119 Speaker 3: or negative things, and I love you so much. 469 00:19:06,119 --> 00:19:07,600 Speaker 1: Okay, we'll be back with more show up for guests. 470 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,359 Speaker 3: Hey, guys, you've heard me talk about my Seattle upcoming 471 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:15,080 Speaker 3: special taping, and some tickets just opened up and I 472 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:17,720 Speaker 3: want to give them away for free to besties. So 473 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:20,679 Speaker 3: if you are a bestie listening to the podcast right now, 474 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:23,600 Speaker 3: and you are a single person that is just one 475 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 3: person that wants to go to the show, I'm sorry 476 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:30,200 Speaker 3: that they're they're only single seats because we need seat fillers, 477 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 3: and that's. 478 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: What you're gonna be if you want to go for 479 00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:33,080 Speaker 1: free to my show. 480 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 3: Really good seats all over just opened up for both 481 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,560 Speaker 3: shows seven o'clock and nine thirty. For my December sixteenth 482 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,720 Speaker 3: Seattle taping. All you have to do is write into 483 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,600 Speaker 3: Nicki Glazer Besties, don't forget the s on the Besties 484 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 3: Nicki Glazerbesties at gmail dot com. Tell us your info 485 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,400 Speaker 3: and we'll get you that ticket. I hope to see 486 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,840 Speaker 3: you there. And yeah, so this is the ultimate opportunity 487 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,600 Speaker 3: to go alone because you can't go with someone else. 488 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,159 Speaker 3: So this is perfect for people without friends, because it 489 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:00,960 Speaker 3: looks like that you ca have friends, but you could 490 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,159 Speaker 3: just say, well I couldn't bring a friend and and 491 00:20:05,119 --> 00:20:06,639 Speaker 3: I won't assume you don't have friends if you go 492 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,680 Speaker 3: with this one ticket. 493 00:20:08,119 --> 00:20:08,720 Speaker 1: I'll see you there. 494 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,400 Speaker 3: I love you by all right, we're back, okay, speaking 495 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,480 Speaker 3: of what we were just saying, we're for a millisecond. 496 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:16,840 Speaker 3: I think Brian might be mad at me. A millisecond yesterday, 497 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:20,679 Speaker 3: I thought my life was over. I'm about to be raped, mugged, 498 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 3: I'm definitely about to be violently attacked. God for like 499 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,280 Speaker 3: it was probably two milliseconds or three. Wow, it was 500 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:29,720 Speaker 3: it was it was a point I would say, I'm 501 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,440 Speaker 3: just being honest. 502 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:33,640 Speaker 1: It was point one seconds. 503 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,879 Speaker 3: Okay, but that is enough. You know how people go like, oh, 504 00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,879 Speaker 3: I my life flashed before my eyes. Yeah, you know 505 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,640 Speaker 3: all these things like think bit major things can happen 506 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,000 Speaker 3: in that split second, like I'm moves where everything slows 507 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:48,960 Speaker 3: down when you're feeling Fuck. I had so many thoughts 508 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 3: in that point one second, and I'm I think yesterday 509 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,119 Speaker 3: I might have said it was point eight seconds, but 510 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:56,239 Speaker 3: like it literally was a microsecond. I was walking home 511 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:59,960 Speaker 3: from pilates and I'm with my headphones on much like 512 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,080 Speaker 3: these like covering my ears, which I love in the 513 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,280 Speaker 3: winter when you're you have headphones like this and it's 514 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 3: cold outside and they're also ear muffs. That is that 515 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,520 Speaker 3: you get two for one. That is a great thing 516 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:13,320 Speaker 3: about earphones. Little sidetrack also the same as picking up 517 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,639 Speaker 3: dog poop in the winter warms your hands and you 518 00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,480 Speaker 3: get to pick up poop two things in once you 519 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 3: kill two birds and then you throw that pack. 520 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,200 Speaker 1: Of poop at a bird and you actually kill bird. 521 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,320 Speaker 3: Okay, But so I was walking home with the cans 522 00:21:24,359 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 3: on I'm on my phone kind of like in the world. 523 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:30,359 Speaker 3: I my plotus place is pretty close to my apartment, 524 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:34,600 Speaker 3: so I'm turning into the garage and I'm walking into 525 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:39,200 Speaker 3: the now the garage area, it's like it's there's it's 526 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:42,679 Speaker 3: well lit. It's like it's you drive through this garage. 527 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,320 Speaker 3: So it's like it's one end is open and the 528 00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 3: other end is open, so it's like it's an open 529 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 3: it's not like a close scary garage. It's like almost 530 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:51,359 Speaker 3: open air but kind of not. And I'm getting to 531 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,400 Speaker 3: the place where my door is where it's the package room, 532 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,040 Speaker 3: and then right there is the elevators. Like it's like 533 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:01,280 Speaker 3: it's very populated. So being attack here, my first instinct 534 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,800 Speaker 3: when I thought I was being attacked was this is 535 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,680 Speaker 3: a great this is gonna hurt whatever's about to happen, 536 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:08,399 Speaker 3: but at least people will hear me scream. It's still 537 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,480 Speaker 3: it was I think four or five o'clock, so it 538 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:13,600 Speaker 3: was still kind of light outside, se heavy foot traffic 539 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 3: around Like that was yeah, that's that was what I 540 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,639 Speaker 3: was impressed by, was like the security camera is just 541 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,359 Speaker 3: gonna like that doesn't matter to me because I'm like, 542 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,680 Speaker 3: it'll just capture my death, like I need help now, 543 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 3: a security camera someone in a room somewhere isn't gonna 544 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,760 Speaker 3: see that and then run down and with enough time 545 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 3: to help me, whatever's gonna happen. 546 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,320 Speaker 1: So it was like, I need immediate help. 547 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,040 Speaker 3: There's someone near, but like there's a sidewalk here and 548 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,280 Speaker 3: it's well lit, someone wouldn't attempt to murder me. 549 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe that was it. 550 00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,879 Speaker 3: Noah, if they know that they're gonna be seen, they 551 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,160 Speaker 3: wouldn't murder me or something. 552 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 2: But so I'd all those No, I just kind of 553 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 2: last footage of Nikki Glazer. Oh yeah, ground man. Yeah, 554 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:50,119 Speaker 2: it'll be on Reddit. 555 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:52,720 Speaker 3: I will have like, yeah, I hope my murder isn't 556 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 3: one that i'd want to watch or hear about, Like 557 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 3: I don't watch these things. Actually, some a bestie just 558 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,000 Speaker 3: wrote to me after having did you hear about the 559 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,440 Speaker 3: guy who got his next sliced open and bled out 560 00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:03,120 Speaker 3: on like hockey? 561 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,160 Speaker 5: Right? Yeah? But I thought that was like an accident. 562 00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,639 Speaker 3: It was okay, yes, but I described it as just 563 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,800 Speaker 3: it wasn't like I was like, did he had it intentionally? 564 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,320 Speaker 3: I said it in a way that sounded that, but 565 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,600 Speaker 3: I did not imply that it was an accident, but 566 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,040 Speaker 3: the guy was charged for manslaughter because even if it's 567 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 3: an accident, it's still manslaughter, which I forgot about because 568 00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,280 Speaker 3: everyone's like, why was he charged? Which I it was 569 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,640 Speaker 3: a total accident, but he did die and he's responsible 570 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 3: for someone's death. 571 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:25,600 Speaker 1: I guess. 572 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,520 Speaker 4: I don't know what there was during a hockey game 573 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:30,879 Speaker 4: where you're you take certain risks by playing hockey, and 574 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,960 Speaker 4: one of those risks, unfortunately, is getting your next sliced 575 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:34,720 Speaker 4: open by a hockey. 576 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you drive, don't you say certain drifts 577 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 2: by driving? 578 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,280 Speaker 3: But if I drive and do something that isn't if 579 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,760 Speaker 3: you are doing if you're reckless. 580 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:45,280 Speaker 5: So was this guy who sliced his neck like doing 581 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:45,800 Speaker 5: something right? 582 00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:46,360 Speaker 2: Possibly? 583 00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:48,360 Speaker 1: I guess, I guess that's the I guess that's the rough. 584 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:51,200 Speaker 5: You must have fallen and then flailed his legs. 585 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,119 Speaker 3: Well, someone watched it for me. A girl wrote me 586 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 3: and was like, oh my god, did you hear about this? 587 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,320 Speaker 3: And I go, yes, Oh my god, I'm obsessed. I 588 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 3: read everything. I read every account, but I couldn't find 589 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,800 Speaker 3: like I wanted to hear a description of it without 590 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:03,200 Speaker 3: seeing the video because I don't want to see it, 591 00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,560 Speaker 3: and she watched it and described it to me. So anyway, 592 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,360 Speaker 3: it was the guy, like the guys who skate. From 593 00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:11,200 Speaker 3: what I understand, I could be remembering this wrong. The 594 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:14,439 Speaker 3: guy jumped up and slice the guy's neck and then 595 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,600 Speaker 3: you just see him grab his neck and just blood 596 00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:21,000 Speaker 3: fucking spurt spurting everywhere, and he keeps he's keeps skating 597 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 3: for a second, he's like standing, So it's. 598 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,680 Speaker 2: Almost like mortal combat where they and they keep me 599 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,480 Speaker 2: standing and then. 600 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:32,080 Speaker 5: They just get to the next who's standing. 601 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:36,000 Speaker 1: He was doing an a triple axle. I literally don't. 602 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 2: So sad. 603 00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,479 Speaker 3: It's so sad and like such a freak acts. I mean, 604 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 3: there's nothing worse than being involved in a freak action. 605 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 3: That's a horrible word to have associated with your death. 606 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:52,440 Speaker 3: And this would have not been a freak I was 607 00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,960 Speaker 3: walking and then all of a sudden, I see in 608 00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:58,680 Speaker 3: my periphery and I am deeply in my phone, which 609 00:24:58,800 --> 00:25:01,040 Speaker 3: is not a mistake in this air that I'm talking about, 610 00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:03,600 Speaker 3: Like you would just never be attacked here, all right, 611 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:06,080 Speaker 3: That's that was my first instinct of like, no one's 612 00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:08,560 Speaker 3: gonna attack me here. Then all of a sudden from 613 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,760 Speaker 3: the door that I would be walking into I see 614 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,920 Speaker 3: a man running towards me. All I can sense is 615 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,560 Speaker 3: a man is running towards me. And I have my 616 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:21,000 Speaker 3: headphones playing music pretty loud, so I can't. 617 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:21,840 Speaker 5: I can't. 618 00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,720 Speaker 3: I don't know if they're saying something or what. I 619 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,600 Speaker 3: can't hear anything. Yeah, the sound touch of my death 620 00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:27,919 Speaker 3: would have. 621 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,720 Speaker 2: Been You're losing me, Stop, You're losing. 622 00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,280 Speaker 3: Me you Taylor Swift, which is actually approved by the 623 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 3: American Heart Association or something for doing the compressions like 624 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 3: loosing me, stop, You're losing me, And that song is 625 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 3: like my heart won't beat anymore. That's song you're supposed 626 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,600 Speaker 3: to be pushing the chest with. So anyway, I go, 627 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,320 Speaker 3: just go cause I'm just like it's a man. 628 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:54,240 Speaker 1: I know it's a man. 629 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 3: He is hurling towards me at a crazy speed. And 630 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 3: it was Chris running at me full sprint, just to 631 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 3: go like oo, like to scare me. 632 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,240 Speaker 1: And he saw the. 633 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:07,960 Speaker 3: Expression on my face and he was He immediately was like, 634 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 3: oh my god, I'm so sorry. And I was like, 635 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,880 Speaker 3: I just got my life back, like I was like recovering, 636 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,960 Speaker 3: like I just I just got my life back, like 637 00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:17,359 Speaker 3: I'm just. 638 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,679 Speaker 2: Not going to be violently attacked. 639 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,119 Speaker 3: I was so happy that I wasn't going to be 640 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,400 Speaker 3: violently attacked because I was really like, this is gonna 641 00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:25,760 Speaker 3: hurt so bad. I don't I should have probably gone 642 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 3: to jiu jitsu. I should have told done what Noah 643 00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:30,840 Speaker 3: said to do. Why have I been doing pilates instead 644 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:34,200 Speaker 3: of self defense? Like all of these regrets flooded through 645 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,000 Speaker 3: my nervous system. And he was He was like, I 646 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 3: thought you would see me so much sooner, you know, 647 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,280 Speaker 3: like I saw him when he was right here. So 648 00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,119 Speaker 3: it was just like, yeah, I it was one hundred 649 00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 3: percent happening, And I don't know. That must be the 650 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,679 Speaker 3: I know that's the feeling you feel before you're violently attacked. 651 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:52,600 Speaker 1: I felt it was. 652 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:55,080 Speaker 4: Doctor Strange and he knocks your soul out of you, 653 00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:58,000 Speaker 4: and then you're like, and then he pulls it back 654 00:26:58,040 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 4: in or he gets pulled back. 655 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:00,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. 656 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:06,920 Speaker 3: I'm gonna start doing well so shitty, I don't, but 657 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:07,920 Speaker 3: everyone loves. 658 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 5: Doctor Yes on a meeting that with us, Uh yeah, 659 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:12,840 Speaker 5: but you were in a car. 660 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:13,680 Speaker 2: I could barely hear you. 661 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:14,919 Speaker 1: This is my defense on this one. 662 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,800 Speaker 4: Okay, go on ari Ari said that I'm a I'm 663 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:24,240 Speaker 4: a nerd, yeah, making doctor strange references or am I 664 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,480 Speaker 4: a shoe? Like, get it straight. 665 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,239 Speaker 3: This is Ari Ari Findling, who I love so much, 666 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:31,120 Speaker 3: who has a great podcast called Never Not Tired that's 667 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 3: about parenthood. 668 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,760 Speaker 1: It's hilarious. He's so funny. 669 00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,960 Speaker 3: But he was on this writer's meeting with us yesterday 670 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 3: and he Ari has this like harshness about him sometimes 671 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,080 Speaker 3: where he's like, you fucking idiot, Like he'll just like 672 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,399 Speaker 3: call you a fucking idiot about Like he'll be like, 673 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,600 Speaker 3: do you want a tissue? Like he'll be like sniffling 674 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:50,359 Speaker 3: and he's like, yeah, I doe, you fucking idiot, Like 675 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,640 Speaker 3: he's a little embarrassed that he got caught sniffling or something. 676 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 1: So he comes at you with this. 677 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,520 Speaker 3: Like really harsh thing, but it's all love. But then 678 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,440 Speaker 3: I catch him a lot of times getting called out 679 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 3: on it, and then he pulls about. 680 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,800 Speaker 1: Like, oh yeah, you fucking dumb, fucking. 681 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,239 Speaker 3: Nerd, like he digs in or he'll like but it's 682 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:09,399 Speaker 3: it's a cute attempt at him being close to you. 683 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,960 Speaker 5: Oh I see, I see. 684 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:13,840 Speaker 1: Well yeah it's a failed attempt, but you are close. 685 00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:16,120 Speaker 5: I wouldn't say we're close, but we were buds back 686 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,640 Speaker 5: in the day when we were in York. 687 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 2: Ari. 688 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,440 Speaker 3: I told him this the other night, I go, I, 689 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,760 Speaker 3: I didn't realize that you were the guy that when 690 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,919 Speaker 3: Brian Franjie got his windows knocked in and stuff stolen 691 00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 3: from him. It was another one of those weeks that 692 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,680 Speaker 3: you've been having recently of just a pylon on you 693 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,720 Speaker 3: and your stuff. Yeah, you had a bunch of stuff 694 00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:35,240 Speaker 3: taking out of your car. 695 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 2: What else was going on for you? Your arm was 696 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,640 Speaker 2: broken or something. 697 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 5: I broke my wrist. I didn't even know it was broken, 698 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:40,480 Speaker 5: I remember. 699 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,160 Speaker 4: And then and then when I was driving for the 700 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:45,280 Speaker 4: doctor to get X rays on my wrist, someone rear 701 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 4: ended me. Yes, and but then but then you messaged me, 702 00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:51,719 Speaker 4: And that's what that was. The week before I went 703 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,720 Speaker 4: to California. 704 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,160 Speaker 2: I'm the hero of the hero I never Ari did 705 00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:58,720 Speaker 2: though he worked at Models at. 706 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,280 Speaker 5: The time, sporting good store work. 707 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,320 Speaker 1: Yes, and he got you a bunch of replaced. 708 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 5: He's just I didn't ask for this. 709 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 4: He just, out of the kindness of his heart, heard 710 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,760 Speaker 4: about my story and gave me all this stuff, like 711 00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,680 Speaker 4: a new gym bags. George so great, So I don't 712 00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,560 Speaker 4: care if Ari could call me a nerd all he wants. 713 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,760 Speaker 4: I know that he's a great guy. 714 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,880 Speaker 1: He's a love like this is already. 715 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 3: It's like people that might be like say horrible things 716 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:26,680 Speaker 3: are like these sweet softies like Tim, Annie, Me, you, 717 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:33,360 Speaker 3: Ari and Ari. Also like my dad, my dad, me, Ari, 718 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:37,040 Speaker 3: and Andrew went on a road trip to do outdoor 719 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,640 Speaker 3: shows during COVID together. My dad and I would sing 720 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 3: like a song and then Andrew and Ari would open 721 00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,040 Speaker 3: and we were all in a car for like, you know, 722 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,800 Speaker 3: a total of doing I think we did three or 723 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,719 Speaker 3: four cities together. It was like thirty hours in a car, 724 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 3: like really long time in the car. And my dad 725 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,320 Speaker 3: would laugh so hard because Ari, whenever he would get 726 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,120 Speaker 3: Andrew and would get mad each other and they're old friends. 727 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 3: He would just be like, I swear to god Andrew 728 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,120 Speaker 3: would have sucked your dicks hard. 729 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,760 Speaker 5: And my dad would be like, why is that? 730 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,120 Speaker 2: Why are why is that the threat? 731 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 5: Why you're mad at him? 732 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 3: He'd be like, I swear to God, I'm just suck 733 00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:11,400 Speaker 3: your fucking dick off, Andrew. 734 00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,560 Speaker 2: It's just such a funny. It's such a funny thing 735 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:15,880 Speaker 2: to get mad at someone. 736 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:17,720 Speaker 1: And threatened to suck their dick instead. 737 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 3: Of being like I'm gonna beat the shit out of 738 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,280 Speaker 3: you with that same fervor, say the gayest thing is 739 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,920 Speaker 3: my but my dad couldn't believe it, and really like 740 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,720 Speaker 3: my dad, my dad like, uh, kind of, I don't 741 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,120 Speaker 3: know if this is the same kind of thing, but 742 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:35,840 Speaker 3: he is always surprised at guys doing like kind of 743 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:39,480 Speaker 3: gay things in jest or like bros like kind of. 744 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 3: But the thing is, my dad has done gay things 745 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:42,720 Speaker 3: in jest. 746 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,880 Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. 747 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,080 Speaker 4: Is it homophobia, because that's why it's funny, because it's 748 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:47,680 Speaker 4: so bad. 749 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,120 Speaker 3: But well and in the way of like my dad 750 00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 3: grew up in a time where that wasn't people couldn't 751 00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,920 Speaker 3: be open about that, so obviously, yeah, it's taboo. And 752 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,040 Speaker 3: he's just like I can't and he thinks, by the way, 753 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 3: he's crying laughing because it's such it's such a fun 754 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,800 Speaker 3: it's funny. It is funny, yes, and it and it 755 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,640 Speaker 3: but it is a way for men to be closer 756 00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:07,360 Speaker 3: to their and actually touch each other. I think it's 757 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 3: a little bit of an excuse. And I bet most 758 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:11,760 Speaker 3: of them would say I would say ninety nine percent 759 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 3: is a joke, but it's one percent, Like I just 760 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:16,320 Speaker 3: want to put my you know, I always want to 761 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,480 Speaker 3: my blowing. 762 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:19,920 Speaker 1: I just want to feel close. I just want to 763 00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,080 Speaker 1: grab someone's hips right now. 764 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,400 Speaker 4: Do you watch them Welcome to Wrexham on FX with 765 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:28,680 Speaker 4: Ryan Reynolds and mcallaney. Well, there's so Ryan Reynolds and 766 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,640 Speaker 4: mcallaney have a bromance and that they even do an 767 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,880 Speaker 4: episode where they go see a couple's therapists or something 768 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 4: or an expert on like male friendships. And I do 769 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,480 Speaker 4: see that sometimes between them where they'll do something like, uh, 770 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,560 Speaker 4: sexually uncomfortable to each other because they're so close. 771 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,240 Speaker 5: Yeah, you should watch. 772 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,040 Speaker 3: That's a great two are pretty hot. I wouldn't mind 773 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,440 Speaker 3: seeing those two, I mean get sexually close. 774 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:50,760 Speaker 5: Yeah. 775 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 3: And I don't know what that's never really turned me 776 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,800 Speaker 3: on when like two guys have attracted to I'm like, 777 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,920 Speaker 3: but picturing those two, I'm just like, oh, there's something. 778 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 5: Like their friendship, so the doctum they must look alike. 779 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,960 Speaker 2: Oh that's sweet. Yeah, Well my dad, this is this 780 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 2: is crazy. 781 00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:11,600 Speaker 3: My dad one time was on the he goes on 782 00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 3: these like camping trips and river excursions with his guy friends. 783 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:18,040 Speaker 3: I think around October they go out for like four 784 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,960 Speaker 3: days and they you know, camp out and stuff and 785 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:25,320 Speaker 3: canoe all day. And one night, his buddy Dave Miller 786 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 3: was like just sitting, you know, meditating or something, and 787 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,560 Speaker 3: my dad came up to like join him. And there's 788 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:35,320 Speaker 3: just sitting in these chairs on the bank of this riverbed. 789 00:32:35,760 --> 00:32:39,960 Speaker 3: And my dad realizes that He's like, hey, we should 790 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,520 Speaker 3: let's just be gay for a second. See what everyone 791 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 3: else says back at the campfire, like if we just 792 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 3: get a little gay, like because we're kind of off 793 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,400 Speaker 3: by ourselves, it looks like they might think that we 794 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 3: like are alone, and like they might think that we're 795 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,720 Speaker 3: like you know. So my dad like put his arm 796 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 3: around the chair and to start like rubbing his shoulders 797 00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:59,600 Speaker 3: a little bit. And then or maybe my dad saw 798 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,400 Speaker 3: someone making a picture or something. It was like I'm 799 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,040 Speaker 3: just gonna do this and they're gonna feel like they 800 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 3: caught a moment between us. 801 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,040 Speaker 1: So someone took a picture. 802 00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,680 Speaker 3: I think it was my uncle TV took a picture 803 00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,000 Speaker 3: of my dad and Dave Miller in this like they're 804 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,480 Speaker 3: backlit by like the sunset, you know, and they're these 805 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:16,600 Speaker 3: two guys in a share and it was picked this 806 00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:20,560 Speaker 3: picture somehow got picked up by like my because my 807 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,560 Speaker 3: brother is in river culture stuff. It now is like 808 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 3: a gay picture that like people use, like sincerely to 809 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,520 Speaker 3: be like gay men. 810 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,120 Speaker 5: Oh my god. 811 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:36,040 Speaker 3: So it's been on like Instagram posts and kind of 812 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:39,360 Speaker 3: been like spread around as like hey, these like rugged 813 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,280 Speaker 3: rivermen are gay. Like it was a little bit of 814 00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:46,640 Speaker 3: a broke back picture that people have taken seriously because 815 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 3: it was a joke. But it made me laugh so hard. 816 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,080 Speaker 3: And my dad's like, I'm gonna get canceled for that. 817 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,880 Speaker 3: I'm like, you're not going to like what it was was. 818 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 3: It was a moment of friendship and love between two 819 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,280 Speaker 3: men in a different way, and now it's being used 820 00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:00,440 Speaker 3: and for whatever however people want to interpreted. 821 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:00,960 Speaker 5: It's fine. 822 00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 1: You weren't like being overtly. 823 00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 3: Homophobic when you made the joke, so I don't think 824 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:07,800 Speaker 3: it's I don't think it's a bad thing. But uh, 825 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,000 Speaker 3: he's probably gonna be like, do tell that story. I 826 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,480 Speaker 3: think it was so funny too late, it's told. 827 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:17,160 Speaker 4: It's also a thing in the East Coast, just going 828 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,799 Speaker 4: back to like people saying things like mean things to you, but. 829 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:20,920 Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna suck your deck. 830 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,080 Speaker 4: It's just like an growing up I mean. That was 831 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,480 Speaker 4: the love language of the East Coast, was just to 832 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,759 Speaker 4: say something mean, Like here's a common thing that would 833 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,719 Speaker 4: happen in New York. You'd go he goes to someone 834 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,800 Speaker 4: at a party and they mentioned a mutual person that 835 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,279 Speaker 4: you know. So someone would come up to me at 836 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,840 Speaker 4: a noa would come up to a party and goes, oh, 837 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,920 Speaker 4: do you know Nikki in New York? My response would be, oh, 838 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:46,279 Speaker 4: that asshole. Yeah, she's a real piece of work. And 839 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,800 Speaker 4: that's meant that's like the highest form of praise. 840 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:50,000 Speaker 1: Oh you mean that shoe? 841 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:50,880 Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. 842 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, I get what you're saying. Yeah, like be 843 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,120 Speaker 3: saying a piece of work. 844 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,720 Speaker 2: It's almost like that Tim Robbinson sketch. 845 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:01,920 Speaker 3: I start laughing about it already, the one, do you 846 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,640 Speaker 3: know the one where he's like, uh, the skateboard rep 847 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,640 Speaker 3: Like he's introducing a new skateboard. 848 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,719 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you've you've been sharing that. I've been watching 849 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:11,360 Speaker 4: it every time you share it, obsessed with it. 850 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,400 Speaker 3: Okay, So he introduces Concrete Halloween and it's a new skateboarder, 851 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,160 Speaker 3: and then he just talks about assembling this crew and 852 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,480 Speaker 3: he just I just always wanted to assemble a crew 853 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,839 Speaker 3: of like really bad people, like these people are really bad, 854 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,319 Speaker 3: and then he goes, I just want to be cool. 855 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,440 Speaker 3: I guess I've always just wanted to be kind of 856 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:30,720 Speaker 3: cool and wanted people to think I'm really a cool, 857 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,280 Speaker 3: like tough guy, and then he goes, I just always 858 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,040 Speaker 3: wanted I always wanted people to think I was fucked up. 859 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:39,839 Speaker 3: I always wanted to leave a room and have people 860 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,800 Speaker 3: go with that guy's fucked up. I listened to it 861 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,680 Speaker 3: this weekend with a meal. I listened to it all 862 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,560 Speaker 3: the time. If you haven't heard it, Skateboard Sketch Tim Robinson. 863 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,759 Speaker 3: It's the funniest thing you'll watch all year, and the 864 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:53,239 Speaker 3: year is coming to a close, but it will win 865 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,560 Speaker 3: your your ear rapped and you're Spotify wrapped of videos. 866 00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,480 Speaker 1: It's so funny. 867 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,239 Speaker 3: Also another one to watch that is literally a gem 868 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:05,520 Speaker 3: of a comedy video. You'll everyone will enjoy it. Triumph 869 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:09,720 Speaker 3: the Insult Dog God on Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend podcast. 870 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,759 Speaker 3: So the first part he just went on, well, Robert 871 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,759 Speaker 3: Smigel's on the interview, but for the first part where 872 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,640 Speaker 3: it's like, hello, my name is Triumph the Insult Dog, 873 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,839 Speaker 3: and I feel blah blah, blah to be Conan O'Brien's friend. 874 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,359 Speaker 3: You know where they do that the intro for every 875 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,040 Speaker 3: celebrity on his show, You say, I'm Nicki Glazer, and 876 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,120 Speaker 3: I feel honored to be Conan O'Brien's friend. So he 877 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,759 Speaker 3: got on and some of the jokes were like, it's 878 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,080 Speaker 3: great to be I was there at the beginning with you, 879 00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,440 Speaker 3: Cornan when it was so tough, and now I am 880 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:40,040 Speaker 3: clearly I am here at what is clearly the end. 881 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:45,400 Speaker 1: He was like, he was like, serious satellite radio. Oh, oh, 882 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,520 Speaker 1: the wave of the past. 883 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:53,000 Speaker 3: Oh. 884 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,839 Speaker 2: He goes, why oh, serious satellite radio. 885 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,320 Speaker 1: He goes, why buy the why buy the pig for 886 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,160 Speaker 1: free when you can pay only one ninety nine a 887 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,000 Speaker 1: month to rent this piece of shit? 888 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,640 Speaker 5: Like it was just it was. 889 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 1: It was so funny. 890 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,840 Speaker 3: There are so many great one liners, like all in 891 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,000 Speaker 3: a row, and it's like it remind it's a roast 892 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:11,319 Speaker 3: set up. 893 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:15,480 Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, Triumph is a roast, Like that's the character. 894 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,560 Speaker 2: I didn't even like think about it. Yeah, but it's 895 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:19,120 Speaker 2: so funny. 896 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:22,880 Speaker 3: But I was saying, oh, the concrete Halloween Everyone's I 897 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,799 Speaker 3: wanted to be a piece of shit. Oh I wanted 898 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,359 Speaker 3: something you said made me think of something, and maybe 899 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,000 Speaker 3: I don't have time to finish it in this segment, 900 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,799 Speaker 3: but we'll continue it on the next one. 901 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:34,000 Speaker 2: I was in couples therapy yesterday. 902 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,520 Speaker 3: Chris might be home, so I don't want him to 903 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,120 Speaker 3: think I'm like talking shit because I'm not. But I 904 00:37:37,160 --> 00:37:38,600 Speaker 3: don't want him to be like, oh, what is she 905 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:41,000 Speaker 3: talking about? Because he wouldn't care if I said this, 906 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:44,120 Speaker 3: but because it's all about me, which because it is. 907 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,200 Speaker 1: It's because that's why we were there though, by the way, 908 00:37:46,239 --> 00:37:47,320 Speaker 1: because it's all about me. 909 00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:50,640 Speaker 5: It uh. 910 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,600 Speaker 3: I had double therapy yesterday, so it was a little 911 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,720 Speaker 3: bit like h individual and couple, but couples. 912 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,920 Speaker 2: I found out something interesting about myself. 913 00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:03,200 Speaker 3: I if we're talking about being insulted, I don't mean, 914 00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:09,400 Speaker 3: I don't mind being called a bitch doesn't hurt me. 915 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:12,400 Speaker 1: It's not like it's it just goes like whatever. 916 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:15,320 Speaker 3: Literally, out of all the insults you could call me 917 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:18,080 Speaker 3: as a woman, cunt, bitch, anything that's kind of has 918 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:21,840 Speaker 3: to do with your mean doesn't insult me. Now this 919 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,160 Speaker 3: I had to make this clear because Chris is tiptoeing 920 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,520 Speaker 3: around those words in there, by the way, because I 921 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:30,200 Speaker 3: have been one and I am one when I get threatened. 922 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:33,920 Speaker 3: When we've realized it's around like if my free time 923 00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,520 Speaker 3: gets threatened, if anything with my schedule gets threatened, I 924 00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,960 Speaker 3: will like kind of lash out. And I have to 925 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:43,920 Speaker 3: be honest, I don't think that. I think I as 926 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,759 Speaker 3: I am very sensitive to him being sometimes moody or 927 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:51,759 Speaker 3: whatever that version of him a man is. I'm very 928 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,320 Speaker 3: sensitive to it, and he's like, I'm just you know, 929 00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:55,480 Speaker 3: I'm just answering your question. I'm sorry, I'm not like 930 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,160 Speaker 3: smiling when I say it. I'm not mad at you. 931 00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,680 Speaker 3: This is just I think he can be also sensitive 932 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,520 Speaker 3: to me being a bee. But that's that's my perspective, 933 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,560 Speaker 3: not his his experiences. I'm a bee, but he doesn't 934 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:06,000 Speaker 3: want to say it. 935 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,080 Speaker 5: By the way, and when a man does it, he's 936 00:39:09,120 --> 00:39:09,640 Speaker 5: a CEO. 937 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. Someone's been listening to the Man by Taylor Swift. 938 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,800 Speaker 2: So it is interesting to me. 939 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:20,800 Speaker 1: Okay, wait, hold on, what was that going with this? 940 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:25,560 Speaker 3: So? Oh so growing up, you would think bitch would 941 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 3: be a really bad word for me to hear because 942 00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:32,279 Speaker 3: I got called a bitch all the time I by 943 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:35,319 Speaker 3: my mom mom, and everyone is. 944 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:35,880 Speaker 1: Shocked by that. 945 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,480 Speaker 3: But that's like the way that the East Coast talks 946 00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:42,080 Speaker 3: like you're a real piece of shit, Like calling your 947 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,319 Speaker 3: daughter bitch is not good. I don't think my mom 948 00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,680 Speaker 3: would ever be okay with the fact that she did 949 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:49,000 Speaker 3: that if she she knows that she did, because it 950 00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:54,000 Speaker 3: continues to check. Yeah, it's it would be like I 951 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,480 Speaker 3: would be playing with my blocks and she no, I'm 952 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:56,880 Speaker 3: just kidding. 953 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,200 Speaker 5: I would be like, knows block like a bitch right now. 954 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:02,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I gotta go to break. 955 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,239 Speaker 3: Let me think about how she would say it, and 956 00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:05,920 Speaker 3: I'll come back with my mom impression of her calling 957 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:07,560 Speaker 3: me a bitch, and we can we can partial this, 958 00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,640 Speaker 3: all right, We'll be back after this. 959 00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:11,360 Speaker 5: Okay. 960 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,279 Speaker 1: So my mom did call me a bitch a lot 961 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:13,680 Speaker 1: as a kid. 962 00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:15,759 Speaker 3: And I know this because my sister also got called 963 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,239 Speaker 3: a bitch a lot and we joke about it all 964 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:19,920 Speaker 3: the time. But my mom calls people bitches, you know, 965 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,520 Speaker 3: like she's a little bit like, but that's different. 966 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,640 Speaker 1: That's a festive bitch. 967 00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:26,000 Speaker 3: We would be called bitches when we would see it 968 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,800 Speaker 3: when we reached the age of bitch, which is around puberty, 969 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,520 Speaker 3: when you start to be like I don't want to yeah, 970 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:35,240 Speaker 3: I hate this. Yeah, and you're just saying mean things 971 00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:38,640 Speaker 3: and you're being you're being a bitch. Yep, you're throwing things, 972 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,400 Speaker 3: You're going like it's ugly and I hate it, and 973 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:44,239 Speaker 3: it's like Christmas morning and you're like, what is Like? 974 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:47,120 Speaker 3: I was a fucking great a bitch when I was 975 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:51,200 Speaker 3: going through puberty and you know, hormonally. 976 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,359 Speaker 1: I become a bitch. And but I don't. I don't. 977 00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:55,959 Speaker 3: I didn't care when she would call me that because 978 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,200 Speaker 3: but the thing is that I think about my mom. 979 00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,040 Speaker 3: She can call us a bitch, you shan't call her 980 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,080 Speaker 3: a bitch mom. That's why I'm so surprised that it 981 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,920 Speaker 3: doesn't trigger me. My mom's the worst thing you can 982 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,359 Speaker 3: call her as a bitch. So that's why I said 983 00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,160 Speaker 3: be before because I'm so used to it. If I 984 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 3: talk about I can say you're being a bee. That's 985 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,680 Speaker 3: slight that light and hit. But if you want to 986 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,799 Speaker 3: maybe get slapped, which my mom left me one time 987 00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,400 Speaker 3: in my life, it was definitely because I called her 988 00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:19,680 Speaker 3: a bitch. 989 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:20,719 Speaker 1: There's no question in my mind. 990 00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:23,000 Speaker 3: I don't remember exactly the conversation, but it had to 991 00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,000 Speaker 3: be because it is just this triggering word for my mom. 992 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,000 Speaker 3: So my question is Noah is the word bitch and 993 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,759 Speaker 3: Brian to your wife if she seems like she could 994 00:41:30,800 --> 00:41:33,440 Speaker 3: never be one. But how do you feel about being 995 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:35,279 Speaker 3: called at Noah? And how do you feel about saying it? 996 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,799 Speaker 2: Brian, I haven't been called a bitch by anyone who 997 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:46,640 Speaker 2: is before? Right, I have been a bitch? Do you agree? 998 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:47,480 Speaker 2: Is that like crazy? 999 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,600 Speaker 3: I've heard you recount things where you're like, wow, I 1000 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,279 Speaker 3: didn't act cool right then and I said this, like really, 1001 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:55,919 Speaker 3: and I'm talking about early Noah too. Let's talk about 1002 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:58,239 Speaker 3: Noah before she went to therapy. You had to have 1003 00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:58,759 Speaker 3: been a bitch. 1004 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,120 Speaker 2: I think being called crazy was the one that triggered me. 1005 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,879 Speaker 2: But being called a bitch is like, okay, great, I'm mean. 1006 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,800 Speaker 5: Those two words go hand in hand sometimes. 1007 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, cook oh crazy bitch, that's interesting. 1008 00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, that'll be bad. 1009 00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:16,640 Speaker 3: Crazy crazy I kind of like also because let me 1010 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:18,359 Speaker 3: just say, if Chris were to call me crazy, I'd 1011 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,680 Speaker 3: be like, I go to therapy, I see a psychiatrist. 1012 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,480 Speaker 1: I might be crazy. At least I'm treating it. 1013 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:28,680 Speaker 3: You might like you're not doing anything in like right now, 1014 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,120 Speaker 3: Like my thing would be like call me crazy all 1015 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:33,879 Speaker 3: you want that. I do have a crazy But I'm 1016 00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,400 Speaker 3: doing everything. I literally do everything I can in my 1017 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:40,000 Speaker 3: within my means. I'm reading the books I'm reading, I'm 1018 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:44,800 Speaker 3: subscribed to the Instagram accounts I'm doing, I'm journaling. I 1019 00:42:45,239 --> 00:42:46,759 Speaker 3: call me crazy all you want you. That's like calling 1020 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,520 Speaker 3: telling someone they have cancer. You have cancer. It's like, yeah, 1021 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,319 Speaker 3: I know, like, but I'm fine with it because I'm 1022 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,520 Speaker 3: treating it. If you tell me I have cancer and 1023 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:55,560 Speaker 3: I'm not doing anything for it, I might be insulted, 1024 00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,040 Speaker 3: but yeah, I don't find crazy to me is a 1025 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,680 Speaker 3: condition that I'm proud to be because it also, like 1026 00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,640 Speaker 3: being a shoe, it makes you what's special about you, 1027 00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,200 Speaker 3: like the personally shoe. Maybe that's not it, but like 1028 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,600 Speaker 3: your quirkiness, whatever it is that he called you that, 1029 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,240 Speaker 3: that's what makes you so fucking good. Honestly, I think. 1030 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:22,960 Speaker 4: This makes me good at at writing and then being quiet, sorry, 1031 00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:25,880 Speaker 4: very practical gets your work type of person. 1032 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,000 Speaker 1: No, you're extremely creative and hilarious, and. 1033 00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:31,439 Speaker 4: That's why it really takes offense to it either because 1034 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:34,000 Speaker 4: like I know, I'm funny and plenty of people have 1035 00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,200 Speaker 4: called me the opposite of a shoe, so I'm like, well, 1036 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 4: I think maybe you're just misinterpreting something. 1037 00:43:40,239 --> 00:43:44,840 Speaker 3: Okay, bitch can be fixed. That's another thing, bitch fixed. 1038 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:46,920 Speaker 3: That's going to be a new app that I come 1039 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:52,640 Speaker 3: up with. Bitch fix, Uh is what would be bitch fix. 1040 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,680 Speaker 3: Bitch fix would be like an a meditation app to 1041 00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:56,239 Speaker 3: get you out of like your moodiness. 1042 00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,839 Speaker 4: It would be if it could cut through to someone 1043 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,359 Speaker 4: actually change, like make them recognize their behavior as being bitch. 1044 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,879 Speaker 1: I think I could. I think I could. 1045 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,399 Speaker 3: If people were open to the idea that they could 1046 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,759 Speaker 3: be a bitch, I could maybe make an app that 1047 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:14,200 Speaker 3: would serve me and other bitches out there to calm down, 1048 00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,440 Speaker 3: not think about it from like me, like, because I 1049 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,800 Speaker 3: think bitch comes out when you're. 1050 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,840 Speaker 1: Like, I'm a victim, I had no hand in this whatsoever. 1051 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:23,000 Speaker 1: Everyone hates me. 1052 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:28,600 Speaker 3: And when you are completely insecure lashing out like you're 1053 00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,719 Speaker 3: just and you're weak, you're tired, you're hungry, what is 1054 00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:36,680 Speaker 3: it called halt? You're hungry, you're uh anxious, lonely or 1055 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:41,080 Speaker 3: tired or yeah, hungry, angry, lonely, tired. Yeah, so like 1056 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,840 Speaker 3: establishing those things and figuring out But anyway, I told so, 1057 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,680 Speaker 3: I'm sitting there with the therapist and Chris is like 1058 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:49,080 Speaker 3: being like, I don't want to say this word. I 1059 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:51,719 Speaker 3: hate this word. And he's being so said, I go, bitch. 1060 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:53,320 Speaker 3: I was like, he thinks I'm a bitch, and I go, 1061 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,000 Speaker 3: can I be honest with you? And I'm like looking 1062 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,000 Speaker 3: at Melissa, my lady, and I go, I kind of 1063 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,600 Speaker 3: like being called a bitch. I'm said, I acknowledge that 1064 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,800 Speaker 3: I don't like that. It makes you feel bad, and 1065 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:05,480 Speaker 3: I don't like that. I don't want to make anyone 1066 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,399 Speaker 3: feel bad with being bitch, and that's part of bitch 1067 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,600 Speaker 3: and I realize that. But when I hear bitch, I 1068 00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:12,640 Speaker 3: hear someone who might have some boundaries. And I like 1069 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,640 Speaker 3: that about myself because I feel like so much of 1070 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,359 Speaker 3: the time I was just always had to be nice 1071 00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,719 Speaker 3: and sometimes and I respect bitches a little bit or 1072 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,160 Speaker 3: people that I would maybe call a bitch because they 1073 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,440 Speaker 3: don't seem to need my approval, and I like that quality. 1074 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,440 Speaker 3: And I think that bitch has some of that for me. 1075 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:31,680 Speaker 3: But she's got to tone it down, like keep all 1076 00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:32,520 Speaker 3: the things that I think. 1077 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:33,879 Speaker 1: I don't care what you think. 1078 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,080 Speaker 2: With assertive, you want to be an assertive woman like 1079 00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:38,960 Speaker 2: bad bitch. 1080 00:45:40,719 --> 00:45:43,040 Speaker 1: Yes, assertive, but that's the problem. 1081 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:48,640 Speaker 2: I think assertive comes off this bitch sometimes to different people. Right, Like, 1082 00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,319 Speaker 2: let me just let me give you an example. Okay, 1083 00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,040 Speaker 2: as no asked me about something. 1084 00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,799 Speaker 3: That let's go through like all the ways in which 1085 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,200 Speaker 3: I could respond to this ask from Noah in person 1086 00:45:59,239 --> 00:45:59,800 Speaker 3: if you called me. 1087 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,239 Speaker 2: You rarely call me with an ask, but call me 1088 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:05,439 Speaker 2: with something. And Okay, Nikki, I need you to read 1089 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:09,480 Speaker 2: these three ads and they're due in like another thirty minutes. 1090 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:14,400 Speaker 2: And I sent them to you last week, okay, and you, oh, 1091 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,919 Speaker 2: if you send them to me last week, I'm gonna 1092 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:16,239 Speaker 2: feel bad. 1093 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it done no matter what. 1094 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,239 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, Yeah, I know that that's not really like us. 1095 00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,800 Speaker 1: There's no way that I would. 1096 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,040 Speaker 2: Go fuck you. No, I can't. 1097 00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,600 Speaker 3: Like, let's say, Nikki, you mess up this, Okay, if 1098 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:30,719 Speaker 3: it was you, you mispronounced this girl's. 1099 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,360 Speaker 1: Name, and I need it really quick to turn this 1100 00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:32,719 Speaker 1: ad in. 1101 00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,680 Speaker 2: Nicki. You and I'm just telling you now for some reason, 1102 00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,520 Speaker 2: even though that's not okay, we're Nicki and Noah in 1103 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:45,560 Speaker 2: a different dimension. Yeah, Nikki, you misread this name in 1104 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,960 Speaker 2: the ad copy and I need it. 1105 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,040 Speaker 1: What's the name. 1106 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,799 Speaker 2: It's uh a Sigourney Weaver. 1107 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:58,320 Speaker 3: Oh I said, uh, Sigourney uh Weever, Yes, right, I 1108 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,439 Speaker 3: got Sigourney right. 1109 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,879 Speaker 1: For some reason, I get the easiest part wrong. 1110 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:08,120 Speaker 3: Okay, I don't know why I said weever. Okay, yeah, honestly, Okay, 1111 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,080 Speaker 3: this is me being uh walked all over. 1112 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,600 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so sorry. 1113 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,480 Speaker 3: No, this is that's normally me. Okay, I don't know 1114 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,480 Speaker 3: what I'm trying to do here, but here's here's me 1115 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,240 Speaker 3: being assertive. 1116 00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:19,279 Speaker 5: Uh. 1117 00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:23,400 Speaker 2: This could be sorry. Noah, I'm really sorry. 1118 00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:25,480 Speaker 1: I don't have time to do that. Uh, and I'm 1119 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:26,080 Speaker 1: not gonna do it. 1120 00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,920 Speaker 3: You gotta just tell them take it as it is, 1121 00:47:28,080 --> 00:47:32,360 Speaker 3: because that name's really confusing. That could be bitch because 1122 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:36,000 Speaker 3: I'm not like saying it like this, maybe in this tone, 1123 00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,680 Speaker 3: which is being like I because this is what happens 1124 00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,359 Speaker 3: with Chris and I. He'll ask me to do something 1125 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:43,440 Speaker 3: and I won't have that tone of like, actually I 1126 00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,160 Speaker 3: can't right now, which I probably would with a regular producer, 1127 00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,320 Speaker 3: because you know, Chris producing my special. Like if it 1128 00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,200 Speaker 3: was like a guy that I like just met in 1129 00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:53,440 Speaker 3: this project, I'd probably be like, I actually don't have. 1130 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,440 Speaker 1: Time to do that today. 1131 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,680 Speaker 3: I I'm just like overwhelmed right now, and I think 1132 00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,239 Speaker 3: we're actually in really good shape and we don't need 1133 00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,319 Speaker 3: to talk about that thing until Tuesday, and we can 1134 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:06,719 Speaker 3: do it then. But instead I'll go like, no, I 1135 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,360 Speaker 3: don't want to do that. We don't need to do 1136 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:09,480 Speaker 3: that until Tuesday. 1137 00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:09,960 Speaker 5: I'm not. 1138 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,680 Speaker 3: I have a busy day. That's the difference, right, But 1139 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,400 Speaker 3: that's how I talk to my boyfriend, and I'm not. 1140 00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:18,319 Speaker 3: And my point is I'm not annoyed at him. 1141 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,719 Speaker 1: I'm annoyed a like. 1142 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:24,879 Speaker 2: Let's say Bill Lawrence, you you would talk, you would 1143 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:25,640 Speaker 2: say the first way. 1144 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,080 Speaker 3: No, No, I would say the first way Bill Lawrence me. 1145 00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,359 Speaker 3: He's kind of a closer friend of mine, so I'd 1146 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,280 Speaker 3: probably be like, Bill, what the fuck? 1147 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,759 Speaker 1: I don't want to do that? No, we don't. 1148 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,440 Speaker 2: Do you think we really need to do that? 1149 00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:39,080 Speaker 3: I don't think we need to do that, Like let's 1150 00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:43,040 Speaker 3: wait till so yes, because I'm not fucking Bill Lawrence, 1151 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:44,600 Speaker 3: so I don't need I don't have. 1152 00:48:44,719 --> 00:48:46,040 Speaker 1: The same you know what I mean. 1153 00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:49,080 Speaker 5: But the being a woman is that's that happened. 1154 00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,920 Speaker 4: That's why I made that hilarious joke about and No 1155 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,719 Speaker 4: One that everybody loved about. If when you're a woman, 1156 00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:56,680 Speaker 4: you're a bitch, and when you're a man, you're a CEO. 1157 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:00,680 Speaker 4: Because men are perceived like that same attitude would be 1158 00:49:00,719 --> 00:49:03,319 Speaker 4: perceived it's like, oh, he's in charge, and it would 1159 00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:06,200 Speaker 4: be positive, but for women it's it's viewed as a 1160 00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:09,400 Speaker 4: negative often and final also joke. 1161 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,400 Speaker 1: It is behind. 1162 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,320 Speaker 3: This is interesting because I'm not a lot of the 1163 00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:17,600 Speaker 3: stuff that's like men get this and women get this 1164 00:49:17,719 --> 00:49:20,200 Speaker 3: and it's harder for women. I'm not mad about it, 1165 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:22,680 Speaker 3: it's just you like to point it out, you know, 1166 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,960 Speaker 3: like it's just I benefit from a world in which 1167 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,840 Speaker 3: men and everyone do expect women to be softer and 1168 00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,560 Speaker 3: maybe more cordial. There is there are ways in which 1169 00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,919 Speaker 3: I operate in that framework that makes it so maybe 1170 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,719 Speaker 3: people don't think i'm a bit when i'm assert of 1171 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:44,200 Speaker 3: because of that same system. There are benefits to being women, 1172 00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:47,000 Speaker 3: and I can't come up with a fucking single one 1173 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,919 Speaker 3: right now. But no, no, I will say, people don't 1174 00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,520 Speaker 3: expect me to carry shit, uh huh. If they need 1175 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:56,480 Speaker 3: help caring stuff, if they need help moving some chairs, 1176 00:49:57,239 --> 00:49:59,120 Speaker 3: there's like and there's a man and it's me. 1177 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 1: Ye, a man has to do it, and I get 1178 00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:02,640 Speaker 1: to just hang out like that's. 1179 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:04,719 Speaker 4: You're on the place and there's someone trying to get 1180 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,320 Speaker 4: their bag down and they can't get it down. No 1181 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,960 Speaker 4: one's gonna ask a woman to help them. 1182 00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:12,279 Speaker 3: I always help me, and I love doing it before men. 1183 00:50:12,520 --> 00:50:14,759 Speaker 3: I fucking love it so much because men just go like, 1184 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,320 Speaker 3: oh shit, that was supposed to be my job. And 1185 00:50:16,360 --> 00:50:20,600 Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, you were listen. I pilate's bodies got it. 1186 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,200 Speaker 3: I can now I've got I've locked in my shoulders, 1187 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,239 Speaker 3: I know the stance I square them. 1188 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,000 Speaker 5: Uh huh yeah. I like. 1189 00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:28,840 Speaker 3: I like helping This woman the other day was like, 1190 00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:31,480 Speaker 3: oh she she was very old and she was at 1191 00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,120 Speaker 3: the carousel and we were waiting for her bags and 1192 00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,239 Speaker 3: she was like I saw a gopher one. 1193 00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,640 Speaker 1: And I'm like, no way, ma'am. 1194 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,920 Speaker 3: She's like totally bent over, so broken, and I was 1195 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,920 Speaker 3: like I told her that, I go, you're so. 1196 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:44,440 Speaker 1: Broken and no. 1197 00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:45,920 Speaker 3: I helped her with the bag and I got it 1198 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,600 Speaker 3: and then she was like, oh, this isn't my bag, 1199 00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,560 Speaker 3: and so I lugged it back on. 1200 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,080 Speaker 2: It was very heavy. Oh and when I did it. 1201 00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,160 Speaker 3: When I first did it, she goes, you are you 1202 00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:57,000 Speaker 3: are so sweet, which is just like I love hearing, 1203 00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:59,360 Speaker 3: and she's like, you, you don't have to do a 1204 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:00,759 Speaker 3: nice thing the rest of the day. 1205 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:03,600 Speaker 2: You're done for the day, and I go great. 1206 00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:05,239 Speaker 3: So then when we put her bag back up, and 1207 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,719 Speaker 3: she goes, now that's my bag, and I go, nope, 1208 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,560 Speaker 3: I already you said I didn't have to do anything nice. 1209 00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,000 Speaker 1: With the rest of the day. 1210 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:09,919 Speaker 2: You're on your own. 1211 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,360 Speaker 1: And I walked away, and then I came back and 1212 00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,520 Speaker 1: helped her. But it was funny. Yeah, I don't have 1213 00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:14,200 Speaker 1: to do that stuff. 1214 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,440 Speaker 5: So there's I do the opposite. 1215 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,160 Speaker 4: I'm a bitch on the plane because if someone asked 1216 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,879 Speaker 4: me to take their bag down, I literally have to say, well, 1217 00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,000 Speaker 4: my cardiologist told me that I can't lift over thirty 1218 00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:26,879 Speaker 4: pounds in each arm, so I can't take down your bag. 1219 00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,719 Speaker 1: Wait is that true? 1220 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:29,879 Speaker 5: That's true? But so I but that's what I think, 1221 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:31,600 Speaker 5: and then I do it anyway and it hurts me. 1222 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,640 Speaker 1: Wait, wait, my goodness, your cardiologist told you. 1223 00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,600 Speaker 5: Well, I have a heart condition. What when I have? 1224 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,000 Speaker 5: It's not a big deal at least. 1225 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:43,960 Speaker 1: This is the one that's not a big deal yet. 1226 00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,319 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fine, I remember, but they said that don't 1227 00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,560 Speaker 4: lift any don't lift over thirty pounds with each arm 1228 00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:51,680 Speaker 4: because it'll exacerbate your heart condition. 1229 00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,560 Speaker 5: So I have not been doing that since then. 1230 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,120 Speaker 4: And so when someone asked me to take their bag down, 1231 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,279 Speaker 4: I know that their bag is probably over thirty pounds and. 1232 00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,400 Speaker 1: You have to blame. 1233 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,520 Speaker 5: Then I explain it in my head, and then they. 1234 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:05,000 Speaker 4: Just do it because I'm not going to be like 1235 00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,359 Speaker 4: I'm not going to be like well yeah, so it's 1236 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:09,920 Speaker 4: like I should be a bitch, but instead I just 1237 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,440 Speaker 4: take it down. 1238 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,080 Speaker 5: I go, now I'm going to die a week earlier 1239 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:12,640 Speaker 5: because of this. 1240 00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:18,120 Speaker 2: Oh my god, thanks a lot, the ultimate sacrifice. Yeah. 1241 00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:21,560 Speaker 6: So, and I don't get credit for that. Yeah, that's 1242 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:25,520 Speaker 6: really I don't know about my heart. In that situation, 1243 00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,200 Speaker 6: he said, sorry, can't do it for you. 1244 00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:30,720 Speaker 5: My heart sucks. 1245 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,600 Speaker 3: You know, I have any kind of If you say 1246 00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:36,760 Speaker 3: heart condition, we instantly everyone just stops listening, goes. 1247 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:37,680 Speaker 1: Okay, never mind. 1248 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,200 Speaker 5: But even then I don't want there to be a scene. 1249 00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:42,200 Speaker 5: And the whole plane is like looking at me like 1250 00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,920 Speaker 5: like it's only for another seven times. 1251 00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,759 Speaker 4: Sorry, I have a heart condition. And then everyone's like, 1252 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,120 Speaker 4: oh god, that was a little it's awkward. 1253 00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:52,440 Speaker 1: Friend, I. 1254 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:57,640 Speaker 5: Ask me a person with a heart condition, thanks for asking, 1255 00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:59,200 Speaker 5: by the way, if I have a how I'm doing 1256 00:52:59,520 --> 00:52:59,680 Speaker 5: you know? 1257 00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, there really is no way to announce you have 1258 00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,880 Speaker 3: a heart condition when you're all standing up in that 1259 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,239 Speaker 3: like tiny cabin area and everyone's just kind of it's 1260 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,840 Speaker 3: all quiet, and there's no even music playing. The loading 1261 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,160 Speaker 3: music is playing, it's just like the sounds of the 1262 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:14,279 Speaker 3: playing kind of going. 1263 00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:17,040 Speaker 4: Like and everyone's just like everyone wants me to take 1264 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,720 Speaker 4: the bag down so that it goes faster. 1265 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, And so now you are like reading your web 1266 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:24,600 Speaker 2: MD at this one. 1267 00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, yeah, taking it. 1268 00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:30,080 Speaker 2: It's awful location pills to prove it, yeah, yeah, to 1269 00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:30,759 Speaker 2: prove it, I. 1270 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:34,600 Speaker 4: Just have to be since I was thirty five, And 1271 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:38,319 Speaker 4: how dare you? Honestly, what's even in that thing? 1272 00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,840 Speaker 3: You're still talking as she's like someone else has already 1273 00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:47,760 Speaker 3: gotten it down for her, and you're still explaining fucking 1274 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,759 Speaker 3: nerd heart condition. Yeah, and no one really believes you. 1275 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,840 Speaker 3: But also like, yeah, it's believes you. 1276 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:57,759 Speaker 5: No nobody believes you. Oh god, I was a lot 1277 00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,880 Speaker 5: of things that no one believes me that I have. 1278 00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:05,800 Speaker 3: But yeah, that's true, you do, well, Sean, Yeah, well no, 1279 00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:13,880 Speaker 3: still it for debate. Dsw souh my. 1280 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,520 Speaker 2: Friend Sean has a orien. 1281 00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:21,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, Sean O'Brien, he has a flight anxiety, which was 1282 00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,759 Speaker 3: interesting to me, but only after it lands. He gets 1283 00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,640 Speaker 3: very anxious when everyone is eager to get out, and 1284 00:54:27,880 --> 00:54:32,200 Speaker 3: I'm like, so he pops zannies usually or some whatever 1285 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,160 Speaker 3: he has to call himself as soon as the plane lands, 1286 00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:37,360 Speaker 3: which I'm like, once you're landed, I think that's the 1287 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,680 Speaker 3: But he doesn't have a fear of flying. He is 1288 00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:44,200 Speaker 3: a fear of everyone being anxious, which is so child 1289 00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:47,440 Speaker 3: of an alcoholic no offense Sean. It's so like I 1290 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:51,120 Speaker 3: need to control this, Like I can't stand that everyone 1291 00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,359 Speaker 3: is so eager to get out. 1292 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:53,719 Speaker 1: What what is that? You think? 1293 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,360 Speaker 2: And I was trying to like help him, Impede. Do 1294 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:58,120 Speaker 2: you think he's worried for like this, I impede. 1295 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:03,480 Speaker 3: No, maybe, like in a dark caveman way, like he's 1296 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,800 Speaker 3: worried about some kind of thing. But I think what 1297 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,719 Speaker 3: it was was because I told him a thing that 1298 00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:10,880 Speaker 3: I do because I sense it a little bit, Like 1299 00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:13,560 Speaker 3: I'm just like everyone e calmed down. When people stend 1300 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:15,800 Speaker 3: to get nervous around me, I just go the opposite, 1301 00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,919 Speaker 3: and I'm like, you all are. 1302 00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,839 Speaker 1: Disgusting, like be cool, this is hell. 1303 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,080 Speaker 3: Yes, Like I really will like if people around me 1304 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:25,360 Speaker 3: are like so even on like working on my special 1305 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,360 Speaker 3: If everyone's like, we gotta figure this out. 1306 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:28,719 Speaker 2: I will just like lay back in my chair and 1307 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:29,719 Speaker 2: be like, oh do it? 1308 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:34,640 Speaker 1: Like I reject that anxiety. I hate it. 1309 00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:37,279 Speaker 3: I hate it so much so when I'm on a 1310 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,440 Speaker 3: plane and everyone's getting nervous, I don't even notice I 1311 00:55:39,520 --> 00:55:42,080 Speaker 3: do this until I was talking to Sean. 1312 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:42,600 Speaker 1: And examining it. 1313 00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:43,560 Speaker 5: But I will. 1314 00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,719 Speaker 3: I will keep my sleep mask on after the plane 1315 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:49,319 Speaker 3: is landed, the lights are on, everyone's bags are packing up, 1316 00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:51,960 Speaker 3: I will stay curled in a ball with like a 1317 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,239 Speaker 3: scarf over my face, not unbuckle my seatbelt because I 1318 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,560 Speaker 3: know I can do everything in such a quick amount 1319 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:03,680 Speaker 3: of time that it won't affect it won't slowed anything down. 1320 00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,600 Speaker 3: I know that for me to take off my pill, 1321 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,560 Speaker 3: pill over my head, put around my scarf, I'm fast. 1322 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,000 Speaker 3: It'll take me one minute. But I like that everyone 1323 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:12,560 Speaker 3: around me is. 1324 00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:15,680 Speaker 1: Like this girl, she just even she's not gonna be right. 1325 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:17,759 Speaker 2: I like I like that. 1326 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,359 Speaker 1: The windows so it doesn't it doesn't even matter. 1327 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:24,120 Speaker 5: You could sit there and people could pass you by. 1328 00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,719 Speaker 5: Who cares if they really do. 1329 00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,120 Speaker 2: All the time. 1330 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,719 Speaker 3: It's because sometimes I'm like, I gotta wait for my 1331 00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,400 Speaker 3: guitar to come up from the gates checked, and so 1332 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,840 Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not getting off this plane. I'm not 1333 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,400 Speaker 3: getting up out of my seat to wait in that 1334 00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:34,799 Speaker 3: cold hallway anytime sooner. 1335 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,880 Speaker 2: So people are like or some people tap me, like 1336 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:38,760 Speaker 2: are you okay. 1337 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,680 Speaker 3: It's just like I know what I'm doing not And 1338 00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:43,480 Speaker 3: that's very sweet of people because they don't want me 1339 00:56:43,520 --> 00:56:45,200 Speaker 3: to be I've been woken up on planes before when 1340 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:46,680 Speaker 3: I've slept through and the cleaning crew. 1341 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,360 Speaker 5: Is like on and like, lamb, you gotta go. 1342 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:52,080 Speaker 4: But but yeah, that I believe that to people. If 1343 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,520 Speaker 4: people know Nikki Glazer, it's that she can do things 1344 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:55,160 Speaker 4: very fast. 1345 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,480 Speaker 1: That's that's the thing about me. 1346 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:00,760 Speaker 2: I was, you know, on F Boy. I I noticed 1347 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,160 Speaker 2: that when you're making your exit after you come in 1348 00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:05,920 Speaker 2: to see the guyser girls, you kind of do a 1349 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,760 Speaker 2: glazier exit. 1350 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:08,680 Speaker 5: I fast. 1351 00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:12,800 Speaker 3: Oh. Ever, it's the most awkward part of my fucking 1352 00:57:13,000 --> 00:57:16,440 Speaker 3: job is exiting out of the boys and girls chats 1353 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,280 Speaker 3: on F Boy and now subsequently F Girl Island, which 1354 00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:22,280 Speaker 3: will be up soon. I can't I don't know how 1355 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:25,720 Speaker 3: anyone would do that seamlessly. You just kind of go, okay, guys, 1356 00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,720 Speaker 3: well have a good party. I don't know how else 1357 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:31,280 Speaker 3: this okay, how else would you do it? 1358 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:33,920 Speaker 2: You gotta just get up and go. They don't need 1359 00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:34,520 Speaker 2: me anymore. 1360 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:36,920 Speaker 3: I'm hindering them from meeting the girls who they all 1361 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,520 Speaker 3: want to have sex with, Like you just have to 1362 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,200 Speaker 3: talk to Aunt Nikki for a bit. I feel like 1363 00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:42,000 Speaker 3: I gotta get out of here. I'm a burden to them, 1364 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,600 Speaker 3: so I fucking run. But how else are you supposed 1365 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,800 Speaker 3: to say when you're in a conversation with people and 1366 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,840 Speaker 3: you have to go. I mean, I'm sure I'm a 1367 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,880 Speaker 3: producer's dream in terms of like get her out of here. 1368 00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:55,280 Speaker 3: But I'm wondering what else people would do then say 1369 00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:57,560 Speaker 3: all right, guys, have a good night, see you later. 1370 00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:57,960 Speaker 5: That's it. 1371 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, No, you do it. 1372 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,840 Speaker 3: You just do a fast and I'm like, no one 1373 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,480 Speaker 3: notices it. But I'm wondering how slower I get, Like 1374 00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,640 Speaker 3: what a would you do to do? Like, what's something 1375 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:08,720 Speaker 3: that like a. 1376 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:14,480 Speaker 2: Hugging everyone instead of just getting up and pivoting? Yeah see, 1377 00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,160 Speaker 2: but we wouldn't you We would just not use that, 1378 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:16,800 Speaker 2: so I guess. 1379 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,200 Speaker 5: I'm just trying to you come in with your bag 1380 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,720 Speaker 5: and you put it down and you take out a 1381 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,320 Speaker 5: bottle of water, so that slow down. 1382 00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:28,680 Speaker 3: Whenever I props will like a therapy. I'm always looking 1383 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,080 Speaker 3: up the clock. I hate going to like over their time. 1384 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,040 Speaker 3: I hate being a burden to anyone too much, and 1385 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:36,600 Speaker 3: so I will start like I'll just like put my 1386 00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,480 Speaker 3: like drink in my lap, and then I start kind 1387 00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:40,560 Speaker 3: of like putting my fanny pack and my like, you 1388 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:45,280 Speaker 3: props do help me signify I'm getting ready to abandon you, 1389 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:49,160 Speaker 3: and so gear up. Don't be shocked because I think 1390 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,360 Speaker 3: over the years, my Glazer exits have really. 1391 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:54,360 Speaker 5: Have been jarring because they're so abrupt. I know they are. 1392 00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,920 Speaker 3: Chris coined Glazer exit because him and his brothers, him 1393 00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,040 Speaker 3: and his brother when they were living together, and my 1394 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,600 Speaker 3: friend Sara Alina and Vaughan, they were like, you like 1395 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,400 Speaker 3: leave so fast after you say you're leaving, you leave, 1396 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,920 Speaker 3: and then you leave. Yes, there's no like hey guys 1397 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,760 Speaker 3: and thinking about going, because it's a waste of fucking time. 1398 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:16,960 Speaker 3: It's a pleasantry that we don't need. If you leave, 1399 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:21,200 Speaker 3: you leave, and it might be a bit it might 1400 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,240 Speaker 3: be a little bit of a bitch, like I'm leaving, like. 1401 00:59:23,320 --> 00:59:24,200 Speaker 2: It's too abrupt. 1402 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:28,400 Speaker 4: So just as a reminder before you do a Glazer 1403 00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,920 Speaker 4: exit on the podcast recording, I have two questions I 1404 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,280 Speaker 4: need to ask you before you leave. 1405 00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:33,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, get it. 1406 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,360 Speaker 5: So I'll ask them after we're done recording. 1407 00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,240 Speaker 4: But I know you're gonna do your Blazer exit and 1408 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:39,680 Speaker 4: be like all right bye, thanks, good job, and then 1409 00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:40,360 Speaker 4: and you're gone. 1410 00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,840 Speaker 3: Oh I Glazer exit after this, Okay, after the recording, 1411 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:43,360 Speaker 3: give too much. 1412 00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:44,320 Speaker 1: It's good to know. 1413 00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,160 Speaker 3: So let's like finish this up because I'm dying to 1414 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,240 Speaker 3: hear those questions and no one else gets to know them. 1415 00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:55,040 Speaker 3: There's nothing much. Oh they're not okay, Well, Gemini with 1416 00:59:55,160 --> 01:00:00,480 Speaker 3: a Libra rise again, that's true. I'm enneagram, uh three? 1417 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:05,640 Speaker 3: And what other things do people want to know about me? 1418 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:06,400 Speaker 5: Rice cakes? 1419 01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:08,120 Speaker 2: Rice cakes? 1420 01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,280 Speaker 3: Yeah, I've oh, I've been doing a thing with rice 1421 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:12,680 Speaker 3: cakes that I'm obsessed with right that I've been doing 1422 01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,600 Speaker 3: for a while. But I am ready to reveal it 1423 01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,200 Speaker 3: because it is kind of a weird food thing, but 1424 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,600 Speaker 3: I think it is so delicious and consistency wise, it's 1425 01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:18,959 Speaker 3: a dream. 1426 01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,200 Speaker 2: You get your favorite type of milk. You put some. 1427 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:28,080 Speaker 3: Vanilla stevia in it, like one drop or like you know, 1428 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:30,760 Speaker 3: a whole dropper of it to sweeten it, and then 1429 01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,720 Speaker 3: you dip plain rice cakes into the milk to soak 1430 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,680 Speaker 3: it up, because they soak up. 1431 01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:37,480 Speaker 2: It's like cookies and milk. But you know what cookie 1432 01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:37,720 Speaker 2: is like. 1433 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:39,680 Speaker 3: A hard unless it's an nobial cookies there's a lot 1434 01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:41,760 Speaker 3: of car but you know how they're like generally hard, 1435 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,800 Speaker 3: and they don't soak up milk like to the center, 1436 01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,840 Speaker 3: and you might want to, like you would have to 1437 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:47,600 Speaker 3: leave a cookie soaked a really long time to get 1438 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,200 Speaker 3: it really saturated. If you're someone who likes really saturated things. 1439 01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,400 Speaker 3: Rice cakes absorb instantly. It's a sweet treat because there's 1440 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:56,040 Speaker 3: sweetness in the milk, and it like tastes like a 1441 01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:58,640 Speaker 3: sweet treat, and it has that consistency of like really 1442 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:01,600 Speaker 3: soggy like but you can do it for just a 1443 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,560 Speaker 3: second if you don't like really soggy. And it's so 1444 01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:07,320 Speaker 3: delicious and it's like cereal on your own terms and 1445 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:08,880 Speaker 3: you're biting it and you're dipping it in a bowl. 1446 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:10,200 Speaker 1: So that's my that's my seit. 1447 01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,240 Speaker 5: But salt a little salty. 1448 01:01:12,560 --> 01:01:14,080 Speaker 2: Yes, the salt is always gonna be good. 1449 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,960 Speaker 3: I get the ones that are unsalted, but if they're 1450 01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,960 Speaker 3: lightly salted, it's also delicious because salty and sweet is 1451 01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:19,440 Speaker 3: always good. 1452 01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,720 Speaker 5: Yeah, z salt on a dark chocolate bar. 1453 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:24,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. 1454 01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:27,680 Speaker 3: But this is more of an anorexic take on that 1455 01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,240 Speaker 3: you can put some chocolate powder in it to actually 1456 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:30,960 Speaker 3: add some sweenis. 1457 01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,040 Speaker 1: But it's not anorexic. 1458 01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,720 Speaker 3: It's just like it is inspired by those same kind 1459 01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:36,240 Speaker 3: of eating habits of like how do I eat as 1460 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:38,640 Speaker 3: much as I can without my calories? But it is 1461 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:41,080 Speaker 3: a sweet treat that is not hugely. You can have 1462 01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:45,720 Speaker 3: like five rice cakes and almond milk with stevia and 1463 01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,480 Speaker 3: the whole thing ends up being like one hundred and 1464 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,640 Speaker 3: fifty calories and it feels like a big production and 1465 01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:50,640 Speaker 3: it's fun and it's sweeten. 1466 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:51,200 Speaker 5: It's a treat. 1467 01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:51,479 Speaker 1: Okay. 1468 01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,960 Speaker 3: So that's my tip, not a diet tip, just a 1469 01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,160 Speaker 3: fun snack tip. And another tip is that the podcast 1470 01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:59,480 Speaker 3: will not be on next week, So eat those rice 1471 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:01,960 Speaker 3: cakes and I am think of me on the sixteenth. 1472 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,640 Speaker 3: Come to see me on the sixteenth in Seattle, Come 1473 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:06,040 Speaker 3: to see us in Brea this weekend. Me Brian Frangie 1474 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:09,160 Speaker 3: and Ori A Findling's brother Noah Findling are gonna be 1475 01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,800 Speaker 3: in Brea at the Improv this weekend Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 1476 01:02:13,040 --> 01:02:15,280 Speaker 3: And then I will be in Hollywood doing some random 1477 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:17,640 Speaker 3: sets next week. And then I will be in Spokane 1478 01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:23,000 Speaker 3: on Thursday night next week and then so come see 1479 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,120 Speaker 3: me there at a theater in Spokane, and then that 1480 01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,080 Speaker 3: will be the special That will be the show, that 1481 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:30,760 Speaker 3: will be the dress rehearsal performance of my special performance, 1482 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,520 Speaker 3: which will be on the sixteenth in Seattle. Two shows 1483 01:02:32,560 --> 01:02:34,440 Speaker 3: to choose from. Come out and see me any of 1484 01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:36,120 Speaker 3: those shows. Love you guys so much. New Year's Eve 1485 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:39,840 Speaker 3: and New Year's Eve Eve in Paramount Theater in Denver. 1486 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,200 Speaker 1: So excited for those shows. Going skiing before that as 1487 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:44,919 Speaker 1: a treat to Chris. I hope I don't. 1488 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:46,840 Speaker 3: I'm not on crutches on those shows. I won't be 1489 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:49,240 Speaker 3: because I'm a great skier and great things happen to me. 1490 01:02:49,560 --> 01:02:51,600 Speaker 3: All right, Thank you guys for listening to this podcast. 1491 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:56,040 Speaker 3: Don't bika and just be a fucking bit Bye.