Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini episod.
Speaker 2: I in D E P E N D E and T.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that means? There? It is there,
Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode
Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 3: The podcasts where if we dive deep into the pockets
Speaker 3: of black conspiracy speriods.
Speaker 2: And we finally worked to approve the theories that you
Speaker 2: little Mama's got at home. Let's go. It's a motherfucking
Speaker 2: mini episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think, hm hmm, yeah.
Speaker 2: I like just a taste, just the taste of the song.
Speaker 3: You are real confident on that spelling.
Speaker 2: I like that I died took my time beforehand. Really,
Speaker 2: I cannot tell you how worried I am that we're
Speaker 2: going to get an email next week and somebody being like,
Speaker 2: you fool.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have I wouldn't have done it. It was bold.
Speaker 3: I respect it. I wouldn't have done.
Speaker 2: It, you fucking fool. How could you misspell independent?
Speaker 3: Even as you were doing it. I was like kind
Speaker 3: of sounding it out in my head.
Speaker 2: And I'm like Stinkerman, I'm David. And we we have
Speaker 2: an email today from a person named Devo. Devo sent
Speaker 2: us an email and the subject line for this one
Speaker 2: is uh ct E and R and B.
Speaker 3: That's you know me.
Speaker 2: It's a provocative subject line.
Speaker 3: I would I like. I like both those things, uh
Speaker 3: huh in my in my entertainment, right.
Speaker 2: I like a little Antonio Brown. I like a little
Speaker 2: Bobby Brown him.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, that beat up out of me jelly.
Speaker 3: If those two were.
Speaker 2: Hanging out, fuck man, the hits that feels like crossing
Speaker 2: the streams and Ghostbusters, you know, I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Mean like they would beat up up up a bunch
Speaker 3: of people.
Speaker 1: They would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it mostly be Antonio at this point.
Speaker 2: Bobby be pretty winded, but he'd be encouraging him in
Speaker 2: a way.
Speaker 3: I think he still got one good karate kicking him,
Speaker 3: like the one he gave out of the chaplain that
Speaker 3: jah ruh video. You know what I'm trying.
Speaker 2: Of course, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: It was a classic. I think he's got I think
Speaker 3: he could do that one time anytime.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I get that, And I bet it's
Speaker 2: a rate. I bet that kick kills the guy.
Speaker 3: Oh, it would fuck you up. You catch it on
Speaker 3: the chair, because let's not forget Bobby Bigger or whatever
Speaker 3: he was that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that that's mother fucking kick and you're
Speaker 2: gonna die and then his heart's gonna explode like John Henry,
Speaker 2: But I do think I didn't think he could kill
Speaker 2: a man with his one last karate kick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want that. I want that to be how
Speaker 3: he goes out him and jow Rule getting out of
Speaker 3: a chopper. Somebody says something slick.
Speaker 2: And he kicks their fucking head off, loving he fucking dies.
Speaker 2: Just a bumblebee, just a bumblebee of a of a man.
Speaker 3: I'm okay with it. But we're not here to talk
Speaker 3: about bumble bees. We're here to read one of your emails.
Speaker 3: You guys sent in you you cucks.
Speaker 2: And you COUKSU the Devo sent us this email CT. Well,
Speaker 2: let's see, because Devo begins the email by saying, greetings
Speaker 2: to the coon and your friend from the congo. I
Speaker 2: don't care about that one fucking bit. I don't like
Speaker 2: that at all, Like, not even a small piece of
Speaker 2: me feels remotely tolerant of whatever the fuck that was, Devo.
Speaker 2: There's no history in this show where that is an
Speaker 2: appropriate greeting to anybody that we were spect What the
Speaker 2: fuck are you talking about? The coon? I'll fucking kill you, defail,
Speaker 2: I'll shoot your foot off.
Speaker 3: He said it. He said it like you had called
Speaker 3: it so much.
Speaker 2: Like there's a history. That's crazy. Well, you're a wild
Speaker 2: bro out of your guts. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: You couldn't have thought that was gonna.
Speaker 2: Go over great, Divo, Come on, man, that's wild. I
Speaker 2: don't even want to read this bullshit no more, but
Speaker 2: I will. You started with the that's crazy, all right us.
Speaker 3: You were at work. We gotta keep reading this bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is how I makes my money and feeds
Speaker 2: my baby. But I'll kill you devot. God damn, it's
Speaker 2: on site, he said. A friend of mine who smokes
Speaker 2: too much parenthetical recently suggested a link between R and
Speaker 2: B singers and CTE. She went on to site Ray J.
Speaker 2: Tyresee and Lauren Hill as quote unquote obvious proof. Please
Speaker 2: help Devo, and I believe the South African flag. Now
Speaker 2: I again, that means that you know English. Well, there's
Speaker 2: there's no translation issues here. You're a piece of shit, Devo,
Speaker 2: But go ahead. What do you think about this supposed
Speaker 2: to connection in between ct and R and B.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna lie like those three people
Speaker 3: don't seem like maybe they got hit in the head.
Speaker 2: They do or they don't.
Speaker 3: For you, they make me seem like they could have
Speaker 3: got knocked around a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they got They all give big skull.
Speaker 1: Es.
Speaker 3: Here's I guess my thing. The difficulty with it for
Speaker 3: me is with football CT we see where they got hit.
Speaker 2: In the head.
Speaker 3: What are we attributing these head knocks to an R
Speaker 3: and B.
Speaker 2: Well, here's what I'll say.
Speaker 3: It's like falling over because did he drugs you at
Speaker 3: a party or.
Speaker 2: I like that as the theory, I will say that
Speaker 2: we are seeing a uptick of R and B singers
Speaker 2: getting in fights more maybe than we ever did. His story, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think that's the truth. I think they just didn't
Speaker 3: talk about it before.
Speaker 2: You think that their fights were happening as frequent only
Speaker 2: that Chris Brown and Usher is not a unique thing.
Speaker 2: I mean social media too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you ever hear about the Eisley Brothers, like her
Speaker 3: Tale of the Eye, They used to operate like a
Speaker 3: gang like. I think it was because it was always
Speaker 3: like you had to be that dude to sing R
Speaker 3: and B. I think it just wasn't highly publicized.
Speaker 2: Now that's fair.
Speaker 3: I will and then when rap, and then when rap started,
Speaker 3: a lot of those guys because like rap started, and
Speaker 3: a lot of those guys who went on to be
Speaker 3: gangster rappers, they had rapped not started, they still would
Speaker 3: have tried to be R and B singers. You don't
Speaker 3: say what I'm saying, They just got a new place
Speaker 3: to put it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say that this feels real to me
Speaker 2: when when I start to think about some of the
Speaker 2: other predating R and B, like James Brown constantly fistfighting
Speaker 2: with his own band and shit, yeah, he's like fucking
Speaker 2: gonna kill members of his band on a near nightly basis,
Speaker 2: Like you know, fucking yeah. There's just so many great
Speaker 2: examples I think of, like band David Ruffin is another
Speaker 2: example that comes to mind of Like, there's no way
Speaker 2: Otis didn't punched David in the.
Speaker 3: Head exactly exactly. I think there was always that kind
Speaker 3: of element right to it. I think it just wasn't
Speaker 3: you know, that was not conducive to their to their images.
Speaker 3: Even you heard Barry White talk about when he was
Speaker 3: young he used to be good with a bull with
Speaker 3: he said he could knock a flee off a dog's ass.
Speaker 2: You know, the only thing I know about about Barry
Speaker 2: White from being younger is that he was a thief.
Speaker 2: And I learned that from sixteen Blocks, that Most Deaf movie.
Speaker 3: I never finished it. Barry White's a thief.
Speaker 2: That's so the core of the sort of like moral
Speaker 2: argument inside of the film for Most Death is that
Speaker 2: Barry White used to be a thief, and Most Death's
Speaker 2: character used to be a thief, and now he wants
Speaker 2: to like own a like a I think, like a
Speaker 2: restaurant or some shit or like a bakery. And so
Speaker 2: he's basically saying that Berry White can change. Why can't I?
Speaker 3: Oh, man, I thought that was a completely different movie. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Bruce Willis is the Most Death having to make it
Speaker 2: sixteen blocks so that Most Death can I think testify
Speaker 2: so you can get out of jail and become a chef.
Speaker 3: I don't remember it's but either way, I'm just saying
Speaker 3: I think that there were definitely R and B singers
Speaker 3: who were like that. Yeah, I think it just was
Speaker 3: not I think Rap kind of took took took the
Speaker 3: shine away from it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: So to that point, if we really look at R
Speaker 2: and B singers from the past, two Casey and Jojo
Speaker 2: are the most ct motherfuckers out there.
Speaker 3: Somebody dropped that little one upside down. Somebody hit that
Speaker 3: nigga with the tombstone because he's going nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that the video, and I'm sure we're thinking of
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 3: But that video thinking about him writing that man eating chicken.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what I was thinking of at all.
Speaker 2: Oh the Casey and Jojo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, where he's riding on top of that guy and
Speaker 3: he's eating the chicken. No, hold on, I got it,
Speaker 3: he continued to I'm gonna find this. No, I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: The video I was thinking of was when he passes
Speaker 2: out on stage at the concert and then has to
Speaker 2: have like they keep performing while his limp body gets
Speaker 2: dragged off of stage.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that seems terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's really funny. I'm glad we get to
Speaker 2: dred Casey and Jojo videos.
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Speaker 3: Just if your YouTube Casey eating Chicken.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you look up singer Jojo passes out on
Speaker 2: stage during concert and maybe we take turns so that
Speaker 2: we can track reactions.
Speaker 3: And okay, okay, do you want to go first?
Speaker 2: Sure, say say Casey eating.
Speaker 3: Chicken and it'll be him riding on top of a
Speaker 3: guy in the crowd.
Speaker 2: Oh, this takes you the weird websites. Huh, this took
Speaker 2: me to Facebook.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I dove in dark parts of
Speaker 3: the internet.
Speaker 2: Give me some of that. Oh my god, you know
Speaker 2: what he killed me? Is that the entire time it
Speaker 2: did Oncen't until after he's eating the chicken that I
Speaker 2: realize he's doing this. If you think you're lonely now
Speaker 2: your lone, give me some of that. Wait until tune
Speaker 2: age on another man's shoulders.
Speaker 3: No less, because that, to me screams someone who's been
Speaker 3: hitting the head. Let me watch. I'm gonna watch Jojo
Speaker 3: passing out. Now, Okay, this is a minute forty five.
Speaker 3: Is that the right one? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, that's the right one.
Speaker 3: Oh is this when it was just them too?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, this is this is like within the last
Speaker 2: like four or five years.
Speaker 3: Oh no, okay, so oh no, oh oh no, oh
Speaker 3: no oh this song. Oh security, security walked away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, security leaves them in casey's going. He's still going.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, just keeps going. He said, give it
Speaker 2: over my brother, oh man, as your literal brother all
Speaker 2: my life, in the middle of all my life, he died.
Speaker 3: And then he had to get up by himself.
Speaker 2: Security gave so little of a fuck that they left
Speaker 2: his crippled body out there.
Speaker 3: Oh man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and your brother's just like give it up for
Speaker 2: my brother, y'all. He tried his best.
Speaker 3: One thing. I love my little brother. My brothers wouldn't
Speaker 3: let me go out like that.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 3: They'd have dragged me off my big they had dragging.
Speaker 3: That's that's you can't he hates his guts, Oh for sure,
Speaker 3: for sure they probably is. Probably they were probably sucking
Speaker 3: each other's wives up. But it was a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they've hurt each other real bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they left him out there to die.
Speaker 3: But I say all that to say, do I think
Speaker 3: that there's I think there's also a level I don't
Speaker 3: think the CTE is what it is. I think there's
Speaker 3: a level of unhinged you have to believe be to
Speaker 3: even believe that you can sing songs to make money.
Speaker 3: And I think that that lends itself to wild behavior.
Speaker 3: You're already over on that spectrum of like thinking, You're
Speaker 3: already over on that side of behavior where you're just
Speaker 3: doing crazy shit for you know, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if we are missing a category of
Speaker 2: like brain damage and that maybe this isn't CCE is
Speaker 2: obviously specific to like the rattling of the brain that
Speaker 2: you get from like physical contact. I imagine that there's
Speaker 2: a type of brain damage that you have to be
Speaker 2: born with or develop in like a certain part of
Speaker 2: your youth that gives you that level of confidence to
Speaker 2: both be if you think you're lonely now as Nigga
Speaker 2: and I steal your chicken on another man's shoulders and sing,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like, it's it's you have
Speaker 2: to have gone through some damage that isn't just us
Speaker 2: slamming your head into another head.
Speaker 3: What's the term Dunning Kruger effect. I think that kind
Speaker 3: of plays. I don't know, you never heard of Dunny Krueger.
Speaker 3: Let me look it up. It's it's basically like it's
Speaker 3: I think a lot of performers have it. It's basically
Speaker 3: like we're incompetent. People think they're overly competent in all
Speaker 3: kinds of things. Oh okay, okay. So the Dunning and
Speaker 3: Kruger effect is a cognitive cognitive bias in which people
Speaker 3: with limited competence and a particular domain overestimate their abilities.
Speaker 3: M I think there's a lot of that within R
Speaker 3: and B. I think it's just like people forget that
Speaker 3: we're so used to it, right, seeing entertainers and understanding
Speaker 3: what that is. But it is a wild thing to
Speaker 3: even want to do. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's kind of unhinged. Us included right to.
Speaker 2: Get paid for something that anyone theoretically could be doing,
Speaker 2: and we just live our lives off of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, I thought I could buy a house do
Speaker 3: what people do to each other on their lunch breaks. Yes,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean. It's like kind of a
Speaker 3: delusional place to come from in.
Speaker 2: General, and not only buy a house. You you like me,
Speaker 2: like all of us, you think you deserve the best
Speaker 2: house off of Yeah, off of truly something that they
Speaker 2: could replicate like with a text message.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And by the way, this isn't basketball. There are guys
Speaker 3: who are better than who are better than me at
Speaker 3: this in the building across the street right now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's fun. Yeah, it's not like it's not like people
Speaker 3: people love to talk about it like it's hoop or
Speaker 3: some shit like that where it's like they had to
Speaker 3: go find women Yama. There's a women Yama on every
Speaker 3: block for human dog.
Speaker 2: The barber next to my barber is the funniest nigga.
Speaker 2: I've ever met in my life.
Speaker 1: Like this.
Speaker 2: Nigga's a genius.
Speaker 3: I've met people in literally every station of life who
Speaker 3: were funner than me. Crackheads, doctors, come on lawyers due
Speaker 3: to work at seven eleven, like.
Speaker 2: Dudes that wish they could work at seven eleven.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it has no, it holds no, it's like not.
Speaker 3: It's that's why I get so mad when people tie
Speaker 3: morality into it, Like, don't expect the funniest guy to
Speaker 3: be the most moral guy, because has nothing at all
Speaker 3: to do with it. And if that's what you're looking for,
Speaker 3: you're stupid. I'm sorry, you're a stupid person.
Speaker 2: That's also when comedy turns into bullshit is when like
Speaker 2: we were I was truly just talking about this with
Speaker 2: the homie this weekend. Of like, as soon as somebody
Speaker 2: gets told that they're like a truth teller or that
Speaker 2: like they see society for what it is, their comedy
Speaker 2: turns into fucking ass.
Speaker 3: Stinks.
Speaker 2: It just stinks. Every one of our heroes that turned
Speaker 2: into truth tellers stink because that's not what the fuck
Speaker 2: we're good at. That's not what we're doing over here.
Speaker 3: Truth tellers, thought leaders, all that shit trash bro it's stink. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not good. I think there's like an artistry to it,
Speaker 3: for sure, that I believe in, but all that other shit.
Speaker 2: But I think it's an artistry in the way that
Speaker 2: like the fucking Sistine Chapel kind of has some accidents
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 3: They put too many olives on my subway sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like, yeah, I guess artistry, I guess,
Speaker 2: but but you don't know how to replicate it perfectly,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like that just you you
Speaker 2: just hit a sweet spot. We all ride a sick wave.
Speaker 3: A sick sick wave.
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you telling the truth about nothing?
Speaker 3: And why do you go to a funny guy for
Speaker 3: the truth, you idiot? There's experts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go listen to a podcast with smarter people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about? Maybe Ari Shafir shouldn't
Speaker 3: fucking form your ideas on foreign policy.
Speaker 2: A shouldn't have even the slightest way in it. No
Speaker 2: matter what side of the or Shafar table you're on,
Speaker 2: he should not sway you in the least.
Speaker 3: That being said, please follow me a cool guy jokes
Speaker 3: eighty seven. I am a new thought leader.
Speaker 2: Got a lot of thoughts. You look like you need
Speaker 2: some leading.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh no, but yeah that's so. I feel like
Speaker 3: less as far as this conspiracy, I feel like less
Speaker 3: ct more than people who are prone to do that
Speaker 3: as a job are kind of prone to wild behavior.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. You have to lead with
Speaker 2: a fair amount of ego to want any version of celebrity,
Speaker 2: and I would say R and B especially feels like
Speaker 2: a very vulnerable version of the game because you both
Speaker 2: have to to constantly be demonstrating sensitivity while also flexing
Speaker 2: that you are the opposite of the identity that you
Speaker 2: create for your audience. You are both a hardened man
Speaker 2: and a sensitive lover, a gentle sort of like make
Speaker 2: lovey type person, and that those don't always make sense,
Speaker 2: and only a crazy person could make that work.
Speaker 3: And I'm okay with it.
Speaker 2: I prefer it.
Speaker 3: Give me some more hits, tray songs.
Speaker 2: I don't want Tyres to get healthy. I want him
Speaker 2: to stay just the way he is.
Speaker 3: You know, I can't get behind that. I can't give.
Speaker 2: Behind You can be honest.
Speaker 3: You're saying, I don't think he's making us another hit
Speaker 3: song is why I can't give But but I'm saying
Speaker 3: he's got another sweet lady in him.
Speaker 2: That don't matter, my guy, who could put all that
Speaker 2: behind you? I'm saying the Tyrese that we have, the
Speaker 2: contributions that he makes to our culture. You're saying you
Speaker 2: want a grounded, well rounded tyres I don't.
Speaker 3: I would like that for him on the way out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: on the way out.
Speaker 2: Sure, but he's got at least seven more years than him.
Speaker 2: Come on, yeah, I don't want him beefing with the
Speaker 2: rock for reasons he can't explain. That's so funny, It.
Speaker 3: Is so funny. It's tough. You really bring out the
Speaker 3: worst of me.
Speaker 2: I just don't want him to get healing.
Speaker 3: No, I get it, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2: Call me a bad guy. I just don't think he should.
Speaker 2: He should be whole.
Speaker 3: I think you did it. I think we did it too.
Speaker 2: Can you tell the people where they can find you
Speaker 2: and the cool shit you have going on?
Speaker 3: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram? All my dates
Speaker 3: will be up there. I'm not going out till the
Speaker 3: top mid mid January, so I'm just around the Denver
Speaker 3: metro area. If you want to come see me. I
Speaker 3: love it. I appreciate you stand up for real fun
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Speaker 2: I'll be their talking my shit.
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm also not going out like out out until the
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