WEBVTT - Body Wash vs. Bar Soap 0:00:05.480 --> 0:00:08.639 Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. It's the show where 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:13.079 we have a pretty passionate interactions, pretty pretty like it was. 0:00:13.119 --> 0:00:15.080 It called when it's from the soul. You know that 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:18.240 soul meat that you get that that dig deep into 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:19.920 and then you pull from that. You know what what I'm 0:00:19.960 --> 0:00:23.720 talking about. Soul meat? Yeah, you know, you know when 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:25.760 it's coming from the like from the heart, but it's 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:30.840 even deeper. It's like deep down in your soul. Oh man, um, 0:00:30.840 --> 0:00:34.320 there's a Is there a word for that? I thought? 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:37.879 Maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, we're gonna have some pretty passionate 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:41.159 conversations about things that are important in the world and 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:44.640 the culture. To us, it's the things that we disagree on, 0:00:44.800 --> 0:00:48.559 even though we're friends. There's sometimes where I don't see 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.360 he'll say something that's a little bit out of pocket 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:54.120 to me. In my mind, that is like it cannot 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:58.000 stand out a little bit, a little bit of pocket. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:02.200 I'm always in pocket. I'm always whether they're pants or 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:06.680 pool tables, I am in the pocket. I'll tell you 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:08.800 right now, a lot of your opinions are truly out 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:10.959 of pocket, and we're about to find out one of 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:14.640 them today. Today we're talking about something that is deeply 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:16.520 important to the both of us. You know, it's not 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:21.200 it's not like the economy, gas anything like that. We're 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:25.919 never gonna be talking about issues that could change the world. 0:01:26.040 --> 0:01:29.520 This is about well, this is more like, uh, this 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.000 would change the world. I'm looking to change hearts and 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:35.200 minds truly, because that's how you do it, you know, 0:01:35.280 --> 0:01:38.440 just one, one person at a time. But today we're 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:44.759 talking about bar soap versus body wash, and um, Joshua, 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:47.400 what is your stance? I think I know what it 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:50.800 is because you're a man. But I'm all about the 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:58.360 bar that bars all right, boo, I knew you were 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:03.360 going to say that I am team body wash. Okay, listen, 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.720 you know I'm team body Wash. So tell me, on 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:08.639 a scale of one to tend how hardcore you are 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.840 about the body wash. I'm going to say like eight. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.040 I'm gonna say like eight. Oh great, okay, because I'm 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:19.320 an eight, so diametrically opposed. And I'll tell you right now, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:23.280 bars is where it's at. The original soap, not this, 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:30.840 not this, not this soap juice other people playing is 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:39.880 worth it? You know? My bar stays ready? Yeah, you 0:02:38.720 --> 0:02:44.480 know about wow that wash water people This is also 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:49.160 how you know some people. Obviously there's a spectrum with everything. 0:02:49.520 --> 0:02:52.839 There are lots of people that might say they love 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:54.679 the same things I love, but they don't roll the 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.680 way I roll, right, So I'm not speaking for everyone 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:00.480 want to talk about bars with soap, and not speaking 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.840 for everybody want to talk about body wash. But I 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:07.000 will say that some of my broker friends love to 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:11.240 add water to the bottle of body wash. Acted like 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:14.720 that's still the same strength of soap and it is 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:19.920 not in the same vein. Uh. When I associated with 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:31.840 the broke trying to change my life, Josh, trying to 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.760 change my life, trying to not deal with any man 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:40.280 who has roommates. But my broker friends they love bar 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:46.880 soap because it's only nineties seven cents or it could 0:03:46.920 --> 0:03:49.640 be fifties. Easy. What I'm saying like you can buy 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:54.400 and volk wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, 0:03:56.400 --> 0:04:00.400 because this is my thing. The example of that I 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.200 just gave was how some of my broke friends will 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:05.960 dilute the soap to where it's less soap. I feel 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:09.920 like you're coming for the people who found a discounted 0:04:10.040 --> 0:04:14.520 family dollar. I'm not. I'm not. I didn't finish, all right, 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.000 all right, let me let you finish, because we've all 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:19.520 like it's like dishwashing liquid, right, like people had water 0:04:19.600 --> 0:04:22.120 to like dishwashing liquid and stuff like that. So I 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.720 understand in the vein, but we all know that you 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:29.560 get down to that little sliver of soap and then 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:34.719 you can keep those slivers and then make yourself a 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:38.520 bit like a big ball. It's the same concept where 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:41.159 you're like, let me save these slivers, and they could 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:44.120 be a various then they could be you've got a 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.320 little dove, you've got a little irish spring, you've got 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.920 a little dial, and then you just put them all 0:04:48.920 --> 0:04:54.200 together to make the most skin drying concoction that the 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:56.800 world has ever known. Let me take up for the 0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:59.240 daggers for a second. Let me tell you right now 0:04:59.279 --> 0:05:01.760 about the dag is right. I love a good soap 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.880 dagger because it helps me in the battle to shank 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:10.239 the germs to death. Okay, a good bar soap dagger. 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:14.039 I can lift that arm, I can slide that I 0:05:14.040 --> 0:05:16.480 can slide that thing up. I'm getting I'm getting even 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:19.279 the dirt on the hairs of my armpits. I'm getting 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:22.080 in so good. But see. That's also my issue with 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.320 bar soap is people have a tendency to put bar 0:05:25.400 --> 0:05:30.120 soap directly on the body. They're not rubbing it on 0:05:30.160 --> 0:05:34.000 a rag or a washcloth or loofer or a flu 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:38.520 or a body brush. It's soap directly on the body. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:44.039 And then the next person is using this set soap 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.880 and we all know the blast place that everybody cleans. 0:05:48.160 --> 0:05:51.240 Two things, two things. First of all, first of all, 0:05:51.680 --> 0:05:54.760 I would appreciate you coming at me with the shower lingo, 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:57.680 with these foreign words I want you to use. You 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.960 have a washcloth, Josh, you rack. You didn't say wash cloth, 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.160 You were saying a lupa you were you were? Now 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:09.800 I said now, I said wah cloth, loofa, expoling in gloves, 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:13.080 of flufe, a body brush, anything that you used to 0:06:13.160 --> 0:06:16.720 apply your cleaning agent to your body. That's what the 0:06:16.800 --> 0:06:21.599 soap needs to go on, not soap directly on humans. 0:06:21.920 --> 0:06:25.360 There needs to be a buffer. So for me, I 0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:29.080 don't like bar soap because it'd be going straight on 0:06:29.200 --> 0:06:35.320 people's asses, straight on genitalias, okay, straight in armpits, catching 0:06:35.400 --> 0:06:37.680 it just direct and you know, if you still got 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.400 the letters on the soap, if you don't work because 0:06:40.400 --> 0:06:42.120 I'm not gonna wash the soap. So you got the 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:44.200 letters that you picked up a bar soap with the letters, 0:06:44.240 --> 0:06:48.720 and then the letters was dirty. Hmm okay uh. Second 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.160 second point I was gonna make is that there is 0:06:51.200 --> 0:06:54.160 no dirty soap. It's soap, so it cannot be dirty. Second, 0:06:54.720 --> 0:06:58.160 you'll see them the letters number two A to A. 0:07:00.040 --> 0:07:02.880 Your are what I would rather not have is you 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:05.440 say whatever F words those were to be in the 0:07:05.520 --> 0:07:07.880 shower thing? What was that? What was that other thing? 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:13.760 A fufa, a lufa? Already heard but then you said 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:19.480 an F word exfoliating gloves, uh huh or a fluf. 0:07:21.080 --> 0:07:23.120 So those are the type of F words I would appreciate. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:28.960 If you've never seen the little like the little mesh 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:32.520 puff in the shower, let me tell you. I want 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:34.360 to tell you about my experience because I think it 0:07:34.360 --> 0:07:37.280 will help color the rest. You have a girlfriend that 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.800 lives in your house, I do. I'm talking about how 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:41.960 I grew up. For a second, I'm talking about how 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.880 I how I had I come up. You know, lived 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:49.640 in Louisiana, lived in Chicago. I had an experience of 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:53.720 growing up and this is this is how you can 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:59.720 tell that I didn't always have means. I grew up 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:05.040 with Dial soap. I understand that Dial soap is basically 0:08:05.600 --> 0:08:10.120 gunshots to the skin. Okay, that's basically it's a forest fire. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:12.560 You need to use a bulletproof vest when you wash 0:08:12.680 --> 0:08:15.720 with Dial. It's a for inspired for your follicles. I 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.880 don't even know if body wash had been invented yet. Okay, 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:24.760 there was a recent craze. Yeah, it's it's it's a 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:28.400 very like early two thousand's thing, so it's been around, like, 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:30.920 you know, twenty years or such. But I'm just saying 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:35.240 for a nineties kid, I don't know if body washed 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:39.840 was as much of a thing. Um. Also, the Dial 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:42.959 soap that I used, it kept me clean, it did. Yes, 0:08:43.080 --> 0:08:45.480 it was sometimes very easy for me to wash some 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.800 of the skin off the skin I was cleaning, but 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:52.280 it hit me absolutely fresh. I just felt like I 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:54.360 was well taken care of. It wasn't until later that 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:57.880 discovered Irish Spring, that discovered Dove that I was like, Okay, 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:01.200 there's a different level to these bars, and so let 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:03.920 me let me bring my bar game up now. I 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:07.800 will say for the bar, even even for my bar heads. 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.439 Right from my bar boys, from my from my bar 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:17.280 bar barbituous. You're making somebody look up barbituous and they're 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:20.480 gonna fight out. That's now what you're talking about for 0:09:20.679 --> 0:09:24.640 all of my bar heads. Please use a washcloth, please 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:28.320 that that is that is like to dual stays point. 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.839 A wash cloth is what you should be using. Do 0:09:31.040 --> 0:09:34.600 not just hammer a bar of soap into your body 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.400 up and down. You're not doing what you think you're doing. 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.640 Also makes it soap last longer because now we got 0:09:40.720 --> 0:09:44.880 bar can you can you tell me in earnest how 0:09:45.000 --> 0:09:47.679 long it takes you to get through a bottle of 0:09:47.800 --> 0:09:51.000 body wash versus a bar of soap. Because of a bar, 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.679 that bar is gonna see you through a lot. I 0:09:54.840 --> 0:09:57.560 might just see you through graduation. Bar Solf doesn't last 0:09:57.600 --> 0:10:01.960 as long for me as body wash does, only because 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:03.839 it's like the body wash that I have, Like it 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:07.400 has like a pump on it, right, it's like the 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:10.400 biggest bottle. I get the pump. One pump, Okay, I 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:12.240 got this pump for this and then I get enough. 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:15.320 So it's like I know how much soap I'm using 0:10:15.480 --> 0:10:17.800 when I so you know, you're like a three pump 0:10:17.920 --> 0:10:21.840 per shower type person you know, okay, right, because I've 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:23.959 got a face wash, I've got a body wash, and 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:26.640 then I've got you know who high washed. So these 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.400 are all different things. Because you're not supposed to put 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:35.040 bar soap on your between you down there, you're supposed 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:36.800 to bars up there. You're not supposed to bars up 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.560 on your face. Let me let me tell you then 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:41.839 this because I see where you're saying, I see where 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:44.480 you're getting at, and you've led me perfectly to my 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:46.959 next point, and I appreciate it. Let me tell you 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:51.720 why body wash is a liar, okay, deceiver, Okay, because 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.079 a bar soap will tell you what time it is. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.679 Every time, a bar soap will be like, hey, I'm 0:10:56.720 --> 0:11:00.280 getting smaller, I'm depleting, I'm turning into daggers. All right, 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:02.439 you've got three slivers of me. Now that's all you 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:04.480 got left. I can see when I walk in the 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:07.520 bathroom how much soap is left with a bar of soap. 0:11:07.840 --> 0:11:10.319 What I can't know until I pick it up and 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:15.160 I feel the deceitful weightlessness of an empty bottle of 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.839 body wash. It's like you you ever go to take 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:20.320 a sip of orange juice and your your roommate left 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:23.200 one half sip and then they put the whole carton back. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:28.600 Your body wash does every time, Okay, to count the point, 0:11:29.080 --> 0:11:32.719 there are bottles of body wash that are transparent and 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:35.400 there are bottles of body wash that are opaque. So 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.280 my bottle of body wash is transparent. So I always 0:11:38.360 --> 0:11:40.920 know how much soap I have, going back to bar 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:45.320 soap originally because I look up, because I've made bar 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:48.959 soap before. Right, There's different types of soap that you 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:51.959 can make. There's the glycering based soap that you can 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:55.240 get and like your Michael's or your other craft stores 0:11:55.720 --> 0:12:01.640 um or there's like the old school original soap. Yeah, 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.280 that fight club So it's fight club soap. And that 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:10.240 is Lie, which Lie is nothing too funk with. Because 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:13.600 I was making this lie so and I was pouring 0:12:13.679 --> 0:12:15.920 it out and I should have had goggles on. I 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:18.319 should have an eye protection because when I tell you 0:12:18.480 --> 0:12:20.960 a grain literally the size of the grain of sand 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:26.959 dot on my eyelid burn it was. It was a 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:31.040 tiny little get burned. If Lie hits you and there's 0:12:31.040 --> 0:12:36.360 any type of like moisture on your skin, burned immediately, right. 0:12:36.480 --> 0:12:43.480 So there's lie, animal fat water m hm, and I 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.679 was like, one, who the fuck figured this out? I 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:49.400 mean a serial killer. We owe so much the serial killers, 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:52.640 and we don't we don't stop it. Give the credit. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:55.599 That's a crazy person that figured out we need some 0:12:55.800 --> 0:12:58.199 fat from a from an animal, and we need this 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:01.800 pure acid and then let's just mix it with some water. 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:04.920 See what happened? Or this sounds like old school ship 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:06.959 that came from like when we used to do blood 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:09.160 letting and when we thought all women were witches because 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:13.760 they had an opinion. So serial killers, I mean, serial 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.199 killers aren't new, but I'm saying it's like you look 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:21.360 at like how dangerous soapmaking and how caustic it used 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:24.200 to be, and then we're like, okay, we've got these 0:13:24.280 --> 0:13:26.480 bars of soap now that like we took the lie 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:28.440 out of him, so you don't have to like kind 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:32.240 of just burn the dirt off. I feel like sometimes 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:35.360 with this bar so because it's like you always knew 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:37.880 in middle school or high school when some boys started 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:41.120 using Irish Spring because I guess that's what they thought 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:44.120 men smelled like, that's what their parents thought that men 0:13:44.240 --> 0:13:50.880 smelled like that's the spring Irish hardcore, Like if if 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.400 a kid had Irish Spring, you knew he had both 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.480 parents in his life. If but if he was a 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.400 elementary school kid us an Irish Spring. That's because you 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:04.120 went to your dad's house this weekend. Mm hmmm, Uh, 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.120 you had both parents. They might not have been in 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:07.880 the same place. They might not have been in the 0:14:07.920 --> 0:14:10.000 same place. Some days you come in and smell like doves. 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:11.839 Some days you come in and smell like Irish Spring. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:15.400 We can tell where you've been, right, But yeah, Irish 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:19.920 Spring is is hardcore dad's soap, right. And then Dove 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.400 was supposed to be the softer one, like in the commercial. 0:14:22.440 --> 0:14:25.680 It was literally like lotion layering up to make a bar. 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:28.120 So it's like you said, this was to be moisturizing. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.400 That's what the ladies said in commercial. And I've never 0:14:30.480 --> 0:14:32.800 been so dry. I've never been so dry. I can 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:36.680 say for me body wash or my mom legs to 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:40.200 call it body was um for years we said that. 0:14:40.240 --> 0:14:41.800 I don't know why, I can remember what the joke is, 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:44.600 but we go my money, some body, we're very silly 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:47.480 people at my mom's my mom's house. Body wash is 0:14:47.520 --> 0:14:49.720 good for me because one it didn't dry my skin 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:53.960 out as much, okay, because I also on the bar 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:57.120 does come with the ash that is gonna you were 0:14:57.160 --> 0:15:03.600 gonna look ghostly. I mean, you're gonna dusty even look ghostly, 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:06.960 I truly, But like I remember, Dial soap was like, hey, 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:11.560 are you a mechanic, get a day's work off your hands? 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:13.440 And I'm like, oh, why are we putting this on children? 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.440 But those have to both have to say that as 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:20.720 a kid, when you took a bubble bath, did you 0:15:20.960 --> 0:15:26.160 have bubble bear or did you have dishwashing liquid? Okay, 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:29.160 so I didn't take a lot of bubble baths, all right, 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:32.680 I wasn't really living that lifestyle. You had a tub. 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:35.800 I had a tub, But so when you took baths, 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.640 what it took to get enough bubbles in my bath 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:41.840 was too much. So what I would have to do 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:47.360 and this is you gotta look at me different after 0:15:47.400 --> 0:15:49.960 I tell you that. Uh So, the same way that 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.440 you know, I lived off of the dial daggers. In 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.320 the same way that I I just sort of went 0:15:55.720 --> 0:16:02.240 um with white elbows. You can imagine from the from 0:16:02.280 --> 0:16:06.280 the dryness um. I used to run the water in 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.800 the tub and then put the bars up underneath the 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.760 running water. That would have been better. So then I 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.240 put the running water, you know, bars over the running 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:18.520 water for a little bit, let it, let it sudds up. 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.480 But if I felt like I wasn't getting enough bubbles 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.720 that way, I would just start to sort of spin 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:27.440 in the tub with the bar, making like a little 0:16:27.600 --> 0:16:31.760 streak along the lines of the tub, and then you 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.440 know rub that like get get like now I'm getting 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:37.360 the tub clean, you know, now building up the bubbles 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.840 on the tub. And then that was the closest I 0:16:39.880 --> 0:16:43.600 could come to like a hardcore bubble bath, because we 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:47.840 didn't have the bubble bath like liquid bubble bath and 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:50.560 oh we've always said, oh wait, we've always had body wash. 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:54.000 It's just it's the fucking bubble bath solution. Yeah, But 0:16:54.080 --> 0:16:57.240 people didn't know to do with standing up there was 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:59.240 a bubble bath, you know. I mean if you were 0:16:59.280 --> 0:17:01.120 taking a bubble bath at it to the shower, people 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.200 would think that you were a little off because then 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:04.840 you was like, oh, you just want bubbles to be 0:17:04.960 --> 0:17:09.399 raining down in yeah your shower. No, we would you, okay, 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:14.800 but how would we like ten eight mm hmm. That's 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.840 single digits. That's kid logic. That's like if I put 0:17:17.920 --> 0:17:21.720 more so you just knew you needed more soap. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.400 I was just trying to figure out the best way 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.840 to get enough soap in there to have a bubble 0:17:27.000 --> 0:17:32.639 like bath. But nah, Doc, that's just kid logic. We 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:35.639 would just use because I was like, the biggest bubbles 0:17:35.680 --> 0:17:40.720 that I knew came from washing dishes. Yeah, so we 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:44.040 would just put dish washing liquid in the tub. Mm hmm. 0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:47.560 It made perfect sense to us. It does make lots 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.359 of sense, like it obviously is better bubbles. But that 0:17:50.600 --> 0:17:52.600 is you got to be very careful with what brands 0:17:52.600 --> 0:17:55.520 you're using because you're not like a duck that's been 0:17:55.560 --> 0:18:00.320 covered in oil. You know, you like a regular kid. 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:02.120 Just try to go about your life. If you want 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:06.520 to talk about the moisture big stripped, get the wrong 0:18:06.680 --> 0:18:15.359 dishwashing liquid in your tub. I'm gonna ask you a 0:18:15.480 --> 0:18:17.920 quick question. You just reminded me of a question you've 0:18:17.920 --> 0:18:26.359 pad since we brought up the topic. All right, would 0:18:26.440 --> 0:18:29.720 you rather and this is this to me goes to 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:33.320 my point of bars of soap being superior. Would you 0:18:33.520 --> 0:18:38.280 rather slip on a bar soap or on a puddle 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:43.000 of body wash? They're they're both slipping, but how about 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:46.120 this bar soap that shot from under your foot. That's 0:18:46.160 --> 0:18:49.119 gone all right? You you just have to get your 0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:53.119 bearings now and and maybe you can catch yourself. You 0:18:53.240 --> 0:18:55.400 slip on a puddle of body wash, and not only 0:18:55.440 --> 0:18:57.440 are you going down, you're gonna keep falling after you 0:18:57.520 --> 0:18:59.320 go down. It's gonna look like you fail down to 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:06.200 escalator going up. Okay, you are more likely to drop 0:19:06.359 --> 0:19:10.080 a bar of soap then you are to have puddles 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:13.120 of body wash. Right, if you drop a bar of soap, 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:16.240 now you're in a hunt for the bar. You're gonna 0:19:16.280 --> 0:19:17.840 pick it up, and it's gonna slide out of your hands. 0:19:17.840 --> 0:19:20.119 You're picking up, it's gonna slide out of your hands. Also, 0:19:20.400 --> 0:19:22.560 if you've got a white dagger in a white tub 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:25.639 for a second, you're gonna lose it. You gotta rEFInd it. 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:30.960 Now you're just in a fucking Charlie Chapman wool and 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:34.560 hardy type of you know, Benny Hill then in and 0:19:34.600 --> 0:19:37.439 and and and and you're just having this bar, especially 0:19:37.480 --> 0:19:39.639 if it's a big bar, if it's like good and 0:19:39.760 --> 0:19:41.760 like wet, because you've been in the shower for a second, 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:45.720 you're like, oh, should drop the soap boom, like there's 0:19:45.800 --> 0:19:51.680 no dropping body wash jokes, but there's plenty. That's only 0:19:51.800 --> 0:19:54.320 because soap is older than body washed, there's been more 0:19:54.359 --> 0:19:56.520 time to write the jokes. Let me also tell you 0:19:56.960 --> 0:20:00.399 why that is soap slanmmder and why you're a body 0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:05.800 wash propaganda will not stamped. Okay, when you drop this 0:20:06.000 --> 0:20:09.359 is the most intense I've ever seen, Like you did 0:20:09.440 --> 0:20:12.080 not get in this intense when we were talking about 0:20:13.320 --> 0:20:18.359 the old like the conscious Wrap first club Bangers, you 0:20:18.480 --> 0:20:22.600 were not at this intense. But you are so team Soap, 0:20:22.760 --> 0:20:25.080 team bar Soap. I don't know if this comes from 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:27.960 like the fact that like this is all you had 0:20:28.119 --> 0:20:30.760 for a long time and you're just trying to not 0:20:30.920 --> 0:20:33.600 forget where you come from. Don't let them, don't do 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:36.760 you like that, Josh, like you can be You're still 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:40.240 gonna be clean, bro Like it's not because it's like 0:20:40.840 --> 0:20:44.960 because I want to know are you still so like 0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:48.359 how do you feel about bar Soap now? Are you 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:53.520 still like on a scale like one to ten, are 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:56.919 you still at an eight? I think you've really pushed 0:20:56.960 --> 0:21:01.840 me to a die be slack around bars and so 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:04.239 like you can't drop a bottle of by wash if 0:21:04.280 --> 0:21:06.720 your shower is big enough. Let's say, let's say what, 0:21:06.800 --> 0:21:08.680 because this is what happens when you drop a full 0:21:08.760 --> 0:21:11.640 bottle of body wash. It squirts out. It spits out, 0:21:12.359 --> 0:21:15.800 all right, and they have complete suction control on the 0:21:15.920 --> 0:21:19.720 top of that bottle. It's like it's it coughs a 0:21:19.800 --> 0:21:22.280 little bit of a body wash out every time you 0:21:22.359 --> 0:21:25.680 drop it. I think, because I have a bottle that's 0:21:25.720 --> 0:21:30.160 a pump, mm hmmm, I don't usually have those issues. 0:21:30.720 --> 0:21:34.560 I also have never picking up my bottle of body 0:21:34.640 --> 0:21:38.920 wash because it is a pump and it sits on 0:21:39.000 --> 0:21:42.600 a on the shower rack, so I just go right 0:21:42.680 --> 0:21:46.120 up to it, hit it, bam. Because it's a dispenser, 0:21:46.359 --> 0:21:50.800 all right, it's a dispenser. You can you can. You 0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:58.199 can't get with me talking about dispensers, explaining the concept 0:21:58.600 --> 0:22:02.840 of a push pump like I've never been anywhere. That's fine, 0:22:08.320 --> 0:22:10.560 So how about this. This is another thing that I 0:22:10.720 --> 0:22:13.640 feel is an important question for us to ask ourselves 0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:17.000 in the debate between bar soap and body wash. Let's 0:22:17.000 --> 0:22:20.879 say you're traveling. Now, we're traveling. Now, look you can 0:22:20.960 --> 0:22:26.280 have that little squirt, squirt, squirt of body liquid whatever 0:22:26.760 --> 0:22:28.200 you know what I mean, in a little bottle with 0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:32.560 the your solp juice, right, I heard you with soap juice, 0:22:33.119 --> 0:22:36.040 or you could have a tiny little bar they can 0:22:36.119 --> 0:22:40.359 keep track of give you those in the hotel. And 0:22:40.480 --> 0:22:43.320 why do they Why they do that because it's a waste. 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:45.400 It's a waste because you know what the hotel does. 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:48.359 The hotel gives you a bar to use at the sink, 0:22:48.720 --> 0:22:50.600 but then the hotel also gives you a bottle of 0:22:50.640 --> 0:22:54.200 body wash, shampoo and conditioner. I'm a black person. I'm 0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:56.080 not using your shampoo and conditioner because I don't want 0:22:56.080 --> 0:22:59.760 to go bald. But there is hand soap that's in 0:22:59.800 --> 0:23:03.560 a are What hotels are you staying at? Because sometimes 0:23:03.880 --> 0:23:07.440 I'm getting bars of soap at the sink in the 0:23:07.520 --> 0:23:11.199 bathroom and then a bar soap in the shower. I mean, 0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:13.280 I understand what you're talking about. I've stayed in some 0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:15.840 places where they've had the shampoo and conditioner. I also 0:23:15.880 --> 0:23:19.760 don't use it, but I mean to just assume you're 0:23:19.760 --> 0:23:23.720 gonna get free body wash. That's the other bottle. Some 0:23:23.840 --> 0:23:29.280 places even have mouth wash. Some places do, but well, 0:23:29.400 --> 0:23:32.960 I've stayed at a loft hotel and there was a 0:23:33.080 --> 0:23:39.080 dispenser in the shower, like full dispenser, like pump dispenser, 0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:45.360 and it was body wash, shampoo conditioner already in there. 0:23:45.760 --> 0:23:49.160 You're telling me right now that you would rather travel 0:23:49.760 --> 0:23:54.600 with some unreliable maybe the bottle is gonna leak body wash, 0:23:55.359 --> 0:24:00.119 then with a small bar of soap. I no, oh, 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:05.720