Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to hold up. It's the show where
Speaker 1: we have a pretty passionate interactions, pretty pretty like it was.
Speaker 1: It called when it's from the soul. You know that
Speaker 1: soul meat that you get that that dig deep into
Speaker 1: and then you pull from that. You know what what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. Soul meat? Yeah, you know, you know when
Speaker 1: it's coming from the like from the heart, but it's
Speaker 1: even deeper. It's like deep down in your soul. Oh man, um,
Speaker 1: there's a Is there a word for that? I thought?
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, we're gonna have some pretty passionate
Speaker 1: conversations about things that are important in the world and
Speaker 1: the culture. To us, it's the things that we disagree on,
Speaker 1: even though we're friends. There's sometimes where I don't see
Speaker 1: he'll say something that's a little bit out of pocket
Speaker 1: to me. In my mind, that is like it cannot
Speaker 1: stand out a little bit, a little bit of pocket.
Speaker 1: I'm always in pocket. I'm always whether they're pants or
Speaker 1: pool tables, I am in the pocket. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now, a lot of your opinions are truly out
Speaker 1: of pocket, and we're about to find out one of
Speaker 1: them today. Today we're talking about something that is deeply
Speaker 1: important to the both of us. You know, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not like the economy, gas anything like that. We're
Speaker 1: never gonna be talking about issues that could change the world.
Speaker 1: This is about well, this is more like, uh, this
Speaker 1: would change the world. I'm looking to change hearts and
Speaker 1: minds truly, because that's how you do it, you know,
Speaker 1: just one, one person at a time. But today we're
Speaker 1: talking about bar soap versus body wash, and um, Joshua,
Speaker 1: what is your stance? I think I know what it
Speaker 1: is because you're a man. But I'm all about the
Speaker 1: bar that bars all right, boo, I knew you were
Speaker 1: going to say that I am team body wash. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: you know I'm team body Wash. So tell me, on
Speaker 1: a scale of one to tend how hardcore you are
Speaker 1: about the body wash. I'm going to say like eight.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say like eight. Oh great, okay, because I'm
Speaker 1: an eight, so diametrically opposed. And I'll tell you right now,
Speaker 1: bars is where it's at. The original soap, not this,
Speaker 1: not this, not this soap juice other people playing is
Speaker 1: worth it? You know? My bar stays ready? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know about wow that wash water people This is also
Speaker 1: how you know some people. Obviously there's a spectrum with everything.
Speaker 1: There are lots of people that might say they love
Speaker 1: the same things I love, but they don't roll the
Speaker 1: way I roll, right, So I'm not speaking for everyone
Speaker 1: want to talk about bars with soap, and not speaking
Speaker 1: for everybody want to talk about body wash. But I
Speaker 1: will say that some of my broker friends love to
Speaker 1: add water to the bottle of body wash. Acted like
Speaker 1: that's still the same strength of soap and it is
Speaker 1: not in the same vein. Uh. When I associated with
Speaker 1: the broke trying to change my life, Josh, trying to
Speaker 1: change my life, trying to not deal with any man
Speaker 1: who has roommates. But my broker friends they love bar
Speaker 1: soap because it's only nineties seven cents or it could
Speaker 1: be fifties. Easy. What I'm saying like you can buy
Speaker 1: and volk wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: because this is my thing. The example of that I
Speaker 1: just gave was how some of my broke friends will
Speaker 1: dilute the soap to where it's less soap. I feel
Speaker 1: like you're coming for the people who found a discounted
Speaker 1: family dollar. I'm not. I'm not. I didn't finish, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, let me let you finish, because we've all
Speaker 1: like it's like dishwashing liquid, right, like people had water
Speaker 1: to like dishwashing liquid and stuff like that. So I
Speaker 1: understand in the vein, but we all know that you
Speaker 1: get down to that little sliver of soap and then
Speaker 1: you can keep those slivers and then make yourself a
Speaker 1: bit like a big ball. It's the same concept where
Speaker 1: you're like, let me save these slivers, and they could
Speaker 1: be a various then they could be you've got a
Speaker 1: little dove, you've got a little irish spring, you've got
Speaker 1: a little dial, and then you just put them all
Speaker 1: together to make the most skin drying concoction that the
Speaker 1: world has ever known. Let me take up for the
Speaker 1: daggers for a second. Let me tell you right now
Speaker 1: about the dag is right. I love a good soap
Speaker 1: dagger because it helps me in the battle to shank
Speaker 1: the germs to death. Okay, a good bar soap dagger.
Speaker 1: I can lift that arm, I can slide that I
Speaker 1: can slide that thing up. I'm getting I'm getting even
Speaker 1: the dirt on the hairs of my armpits. I'm getting
Speaker 1: in so good. But see. That's also my issue with
Speaker 1: bar soap is people have a tendency to put bar
Speaker 1: soap directly on the body. They're not rubbing it on
Speaker 1: a rag or a washcloth or loofer or a flu
Speaker 1: or a body brush. It's soap directly on the body.
Speaker 1: And then the next person is using this set soap
Speaker 1: and we all know the blast place that everybody cleans.
Speaker 1: Two things, two things. First of all, first of all,
Speaker 1: I would appreciate you coming at me with the shower lingo,
Speaker 1: with these foreign words I want you to use. You
Speaker 1: have a washcloth, Josh, you rack. You didn't say wash cloth,
Speaker 1: You were saying a lupa you were you were? Now
Speaker 1: I said now, I said wah cloth, loofa, expoling in gloves,
Speaker 1: of flufe, a body brush, anything that you used to
Speaker 1: apply your cleaning agent to your body. That's what the
Speaker 1: soap needs to go on, not soap directly on humans.
Speaker 1: There needs to be a buffer. So for me, I
Speaker 1: don't like bar soap because it'd be going straight on
Speaker 1: people's asses, straight on genitalias, okay, straight in armpits, catching
Speaker 1: it just direct and you know, if you still got
Speaker 1: the letters on the soap, if you don't work because
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna wash the soap. So you got the
Speaker 1: letters that you picked up a bar soap with the letters,
Speaker 1: and then the letters was dirty. Hmm okay uh. Second
Speaker 1: second point I was gonna make is that there is
Speaker 1: no dirty soap. It's soap, so it cannot be dirty. Second,
Speaker 1: you'll see them the letters number two A to A.
Speaker 1: Your are what I would rather not have is you
Speaker 1: say whatever F words those were to be in the
Speaker 1: shower thing? What was that? What was that other thing?
Speaker 1: A fufa, a lufa? Already heard but then you said
Speaker 1: an F word exfoliating gloves, uh huh or a fluf.
Speaker 1: So those are the type of F words I would appreciate.
Speaker 1: If you've never seen the little like the little mesh
Speaker 1: puff in the shower, let me tell you. I want
Speaker 1: to tell you about my experience because I think it
Speaker 1: will help color the rest. You have a girlfriend that
Speaker 1: lives in your house, I do. I'm talking about how
Speaker 1: I grew up. For a second, I'm talking about how
Speaker 1: I how I had I come up. You know, lived
Speaker 1: in Louisiana, lived in Chicago. I had an experience of
Speaker 1: growing up and this is this is how you can
Speaker 1: tell that I didn't always have means. I grew up
Speaker 1: with Dial soap. I understand that Dial soap is basically
Speaker 1: gunshots to the skin. Okay, that's basically it's a forest fire.
Speaker 1: You need to use a bulletproof vest when you wash
Speaker 1: with Dial. It's a for inspired for your follicles. I
Speaker 1: don't even know if body wash had been invented yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: there was a recent craze. Yeah, it's it's it's a
Speaker 1: very like early two thousand's thing, so it's been around, like,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty years or such. But I'm just saying
Speaker 1: for a nineties kid, I don't know if body washed
Speaker 1: was as much of a thing. Um. Also, the Dial
Speaker 1: soap that I used, it kept me clean, it did. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was sometimes very easy for me to wash some
Speaker 1: of the skin off the skin I was cleaning, but
Speaker 1: it hit me absolutely fresh. I just felt like I
Speaker 1: was well taken care of. It wasn't until later that
Speaker 1: discovered Irish Spring, that discovered Dove that I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a different level to these bars, and so let
Speaker 1: me let me bring my bar game up now. I
Speaker 1: will say for the bar, even even for my bar heads.
Speaker 1: Right from my bar boys, from my from my bar
Speaker 1: bar barbituous. You're making somebody look up barbituous and they're
Speaker 1: gonna fight out. That's now what you're talking about for
Speaker 1: all of my bar heads. Please use a washcloth, please
Speaker 1: that that is that is like to dual stays point.
Speaker 1: A wash cloth is what you should be using. Do
Speaker 1: not just hammer a bar of soap into your body
Speaker 1: up and down. You're not doing what you think you're doing.
Speaker 1: Also makes it soap last longer because now we got
Speaker 1: bar can you can you tell me in earnest how
Speaker 1: long it takes you to get through a bottle of
Speaker 1: body wash versus a bar of soap. Because of a bar,
Speaker 1: that bar is gonna see you through a lot. I
Speaker 1: might just see you through graduation. Bar Solf doesn't last
Speaker 1: as long for me as body wash does, only because
Speaker 1: it's like the body wash that I have, Like it
Speaker 1: has like a pump on it, right, it's like the
Speaker 1: biggest bottle. I get the pump. One pump, Okay, I
Speaker 1: got this pump for this and then I get enough.
Speaker 1: So it's like I know how much soap I'm using
Speaker 1: when I so you know, you're like a three pump
Speaker 1: per shower type person you know, okay, right, because I've
Speaker 1: got a face wash, I've got a body wash, and
Speaker 1: then I've got you know who high washed. So these
Speaker 1: are all different things. Because you're not supposed to put
Speaker 1: bar soap on your between you down there, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to bars up there. You're not supposed to bars up
Speaker 1: on your face. Let me let me tell you then
Speaker 1: this because I see where you're saying, I see where
Speaker 1: you're getting at, and you've led me perfectly to my
Speaker 1: next point, and I appreciate it. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: why body wash is a liar, okay, deceiver, Okay, because
Speaker 1: a bar soap will tell you what time it is.
Speaker 1: Every time, a bar soap will be like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: getting smaller, I'm depleting, I'm turning into daggers. All right,
Speaker 1: you've got three slivers of me. Now that's all you
Speaker 1: got left. I can see when I walk in the
Speaker 1: bathroom how much soap is left with a bar of soap.
Speaker 1: What I can't know until I pick it up and
Speaker 1: I feel the deceitful weightlessness of an empty bottle of
Speaker 1: body wash. It's like you you ever go to take
Speaker 1: a sip of orange juice and your your roommate left
Speaker 1: one half sip and then they put the whole carton back.
Speaker 1: Your body wash does every time, Okay, to count the point,
Speaker 1: there are bottles of body wash that are transparent and
Speaker 1: there are bottles of body wash that are opaque. So
Speaker 1: my bottle of body wash is transparent. So I always
Speaker 1: know how much soap I have, going back to bar
Speaker 1: soap originally because I look up, because I've made bar
Speaker 1: soap before. Right, There's different types of soap that you
Speaker 1: can make. There's the glycering based soap that you can
Speaker 1: get and like your Michael's or your other craft stores
Speaker 1: um or there's like the old school original soap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that fight club So it's fight club soap. And that
Speaker 1: is Lie, which Lie is nothing too funk with. Because
Speaker 1: I was making this lie so and I was pouring
Speaker 1: it out and I should have had goggles on. I
Speaker 1: should have an eye protection because when I tell you
Speaker 1: a grain literally the size of the grain of sand
Speaker 1: dot on my eyelid burn it was. It was a
Speaker 1: tiny little get burned. If Lie hits you and there's
Speaker 1: any type of like moisture on your skin, burned immediately, right.
Speaker 1: So there's lie, animal fat water m hm, and I
Speaker 1: was like, one, who the fuck figured this out? I
Speaker 1: mean a serial killer. We owe so much the serial killers,
Speaker 1: and we don't we don't stop it. Give the credit.
Speaker 1: That's a crazy person that figured out we need some
Speaker 1: fat from a from an animal, and we need this
Speaker 1: pure acid and then let's just mix it with some water.
Speaker 1: See what happened? Or this sounds like old school ship
Speaker 1: that came from like when we used to do blood
Speaker 1: letting and when we thought all women were witches because
Speaker 1: they had an opinion. So serial killers, I mean, serial
Speaker 1: killers aren't new, but I'm saying it's like you look
Speaker 1: at like how dangerous soapmaking and how caustic it used
Speaker 1: to be, and then we're like, okay, we've got these
Speaker 1: bars of soap now that like we took the lie
Speaker 1: out of him, so you don't have to like kind
Speaker 1: of just burn the dirt off. I feel like sometimes
Speaker 1: with this bar so because it's like you always knew
Speaker 1: in middle school or high school when some boys started
Speaker 1: using Irish Spring because I guess that's what they thought
Speaker 1: men smelled like, that's what their parents thought that men
Speaker 1: smelled like that's the spring Irish hardcore, Like if if
Speaker 1: a kid had Irish Spring, you knew he had both
Speaker 1: parents in his life. If but if he was a
Speaker 1: elementary school kid us an Irish Spring. That's because you
Speaker 1: went to your dad's house this weekend. Mm hmmm, Uh,
Speaker 1: you had both parents. They might not have been in
Speaker 1: the same place. They might not have been in the
Speaker 1: same place. Some days you come in and smell like doves.
Speaker 1: Some days you come in and smell like Irish Spring.
Speaker 1: We can tell where you've been, right, But yeah, Irish
Speaker 1: Spring is is hardcore dad's soap, right. And then Dove
Speaker 1: was supposed to be the softer one, like in the commercial.
Speaker 1: It was literally like lotion layering up to make a bar.
Speaker 1: So it's like you said, this was to be moisturizing.
Speaker 1: That's what the ladies said in commercial. And I've never
Speaker 1: been so dry. I've never been so dry. I can
Speaker 1: say for me body wash or my mom legs to
Speaker 1: call it body was um for years we said that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, I can remember what the joke is,
Speaker 1: but we go my money, some body, we're very silly
Speaker 1: people at my mom's my mom's house. Body wash is
Speaker 1: good for me because one it didn't dry my skin
Speaker 1: out as much, okay, because I also on the bar
Speaker 1: does come with the ash that is gonna you were
Speaker 1: gonna look ghostly. I mean, you're gonna dusty even look ghostly,
Speaker 1: I truly, But like I remember, Dial soap was like, hey,
Speaker 1: are you a mechanic, get a day's work off your hands?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, why are we putting this on children?
Speaker 1: But those have to both have to say that as
Speaker 1: a kid, when you took a bubble bath, did you
Speaker 1: have bubble bear or did you have dishwashing liquid? Okay,
Speaker 1: so I didn't take a lot of bubble baths, all right,
Speaker 1: I wasn't really living that lifestyle. You had a tub.
Speaker 1: I had a tub, But so when you took baths,
Speaker 1: what it took to get enough bubbles in my bath
Speaker 1: was too much. So what I would have to do
Speaker 1: and this is you gotta look at me different after
Speaker 1: I tell you that. Uh So, the same way that
Speaker 1: you know, I lived off of the dial daggers. In
Speaker 1: the same way that I I just sort of went
Speaker 1: um with white elbows. You can imagine from the from
Speaker 1: the dryness um. I used to run the water in
Speaker 1: the tub and then put the bars up underneath the
Speaker 1: running water. That would have been better. So then I
Speaker 1: put the running water, you know, bars over the running
Speaker 1: water for a little bit, let it, let it sudds up.
Speaker 1: But if I felt like I wasn't getting enough bubbles
Speaker 1: that way, I would just start to sort of spin
Speaker 1: in the tub with the bar, making like a little
Speaker 1: streak along the lines of the tub, and then you
Speaker 1: know rub that like get get like now I'm getting
Speaker 1: the tub clean, you know, now building up the bubbles
Speaker 1: on the tub. And then that was the closest I
Speaker 1: could come to like a hardcore bubble bath, because we
Speaker 1: didn't have the bubble bath like liquid bubble bath and
Speaker 1: oh we've always said, oh wait, we've always had body wash.
Speaker 1: It's just it's the fucking bubble bath solution. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: people didn't know to do with standing up there was
Speaker 1: a bubble bath, you know. I mean if you were
Speaker 1: taking a bubble bath at it to the shower, people
Speaker 1: would think that you were a little off because then
Speaker 1: you was like, oh, you just want bubbles to be
Speaker 1: raining down in yeah your shower. No, we would you, okay,
Speaker 1: but how would we like ten eight mm hmm. That's
Speaker 1: single digits. That's kid logic. That's like if I put
Speaker 1: more so you just knew you needed more soap. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just trying to figure out the best way
Speaker 1: to get enough soap in there to have a bubble
Speaker 1: like bath. But nah, Doc, that's just kid logic. We
Speaker 1: would just use because I was like, the biggest bubbles
Speaker 1: that I knew came from washing dishes. Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: would just put dish washing liquid in the tub. Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: It made perfect sense to us. It does make lots
Speaker 1: of sense, like it obviously is better bubbles. But that
Speaker 1: is you got to be very careful with what brands
Speaker 1: you're using because you're not like a duck that's been
Speaker 1: covered in oil. You know, you like a regular kid.
Speaker 1: Just try to go about your life. If you want
Speaker 1: to talk about the moisture big stripped, get the wrong
Speaker 1: dishwashing liquid in your tub. I'm gonna ask you a
Speaker 1: quick question. You just reminded me of a question you've
Speaker 1: pad since we brought up the topic. All right, would
Speaker 1: you rather and this is this to me goes to
Speaker 1: my point of bars of soap being superior. Would you
Speaker 1: rather slip on a bar soap or on a puddle
Speaker 1: of body wash? They're they're both slipping, but how about
Speaker 1: this bar soap that shot from under your foot. That's
Speaker 1: gone all right? You you just have to get your
Speaker 1: bearings now and and maybe you can catch yourself. You
Speaker 1: slip on a puddle of body wash, and not only
Speaker 1: are you going down, you're gonna keep falling after you
Speaker 1: go down. It's gonna look like you fail down to
Speaker 1: escalator going up. Okay, you are more likely to drop
Speaker 1: a bar of soap then you are to have puddles
Speaker 1: of body wash. Right, if you drop a bar of soap,
Speaker 1: now you're in a hunt for the bar. You're gonna
Speaker 1: pick it up, and it's gonna slide out of your hands.
Speaker 1: You're picking up, it's gonna slide out of your hands. Also,
Speaker 1: if you've got a white dagger in a white tub
Speaker 1: for a second, you're gonna lose it. You gotta rEFInd it.
Speaker 1: Now you're just in a fucking Charlie Chapman wool and
Speaker 1: hardy type of you know, Benny Hill then in and
Speaker 1: and and and and you're just having this bar, especially
Speaker 1: if it's a big bar, if it's like good and
Speaker 1: like wet, because you've been in the shower for a second,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, should drop the soap boom, like there's
Speaker 1: no dropping body wash jokes, but there's plenty. That's only
Speaker 1: because soap is older than body washed, there's been more
Speaker 1: time to write the jokes. Let me also tell you
Speaker 1: why that is soap slanmmder and why you're a body
Speaker 1: wash propaganda will not stamped. Okay, when you drop this
Speaker 1: is the most intense I've ever seen, Like you did
Speaker 1: not get in this intense when we were talking about
Speaker 1: the old like the conscious Wrap first club Bangers, you
Speaker 1: were not at this intense. But you are so team Soap,
Speaker 1: team bar Soap. I don't know if this comes from
Speaker 1: like the fact that like this is all you had
Speaker 1: for a long time and you're just trying to not
Speaker 1: forget where you come from. Don't let them, don't do
Speaker 1: you like that, Josh, like you can be You're still
Speaker 1: gonna be clean, bro Like it's not because it's like
Speaker 1: because I want to know are you still so like
Speaker 1: how do you feel about bar Soap now? Are you
Speaker 1: still like on a scale like one to ten, are
Speaker 1: you still at an eight? I think you've really pushed
Speaker 1: me to a die be slack around bars and so
Speaker 1: like you can't drop a bottle of by wash if
Speaker 1: your shower is big enough. Let's say, let's say what,
Speaker 1: because this is what happens when you drop a full
Speaker 1: bottle of body wash. It squirts out. It spits out,
Speaker 1: all right, and they have complete suction control on the
Speaker 1: top of that bottle. It's like it's it coughs a
Speaker 1: little bit of a body wash out every time you
Speaker 1: drop it. I think, because I have a bottle that's
Speaker 1: a pump, mm hmmm, I don't usually have those issues.
Speaker 1: I also have never picking up my bottle of body
Speaker 1: wash because it is a pump and it sits on
Speaker 1: a on the shower rack, so I just go right
Speaker 1: up to it, hit it, bam. Because it's a dispenser,
Speaker 1: all right, it's a dispenser. You can you can. You
Speaker 1: can't get with me talking about dispensers, explaining the concept
Speaker 1: of a push pump like I've never been anywhere. That's fine,
Speaker 1: So how about this. This is another thing that I
Speaker 1: feel is an important question for us to ask ourselves
Speaker 1: in the debate between bar soap and body wash. Let's
Speaker 1: say you're traveling. Now, we're traveling. Now, look you can
Speaker 1: have that little squirt, squirt, squirt of body liquid whatever
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, in a little bottle with
Speaker 1: the your solp juice, right, I heard you with soap juice,
Speaker 1: or you could have a tiny little bar they can
Speaker 1: keep track of give you those in the hotel. And
Speaker 1: why do they Why they do that because it's a waste.
Speaker 1: It's a waste because you know what the hotel does.
Speaker 1: The hotel gives you a bar to use at the sink,
Speaker 1: but then the hotel also gives you a bottle of
Speaker 1: body wash, shampoo and conditioner. I'm a black person. I'm
Speaker 1: not using your shampoo and conditioner because I don't want
Speaker 1: to go bald. But there is hand soap that's in
Speaker 1: a are What hotels are you staying at? Because sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm getting bars of soap at the sink in the
Speaker 1: bathroom and then a bar soap in the shower. I mean,
Speaker 1: I understand what you're talking about. I've stayed in some
Speaker 1: places where they've had the shampoo and conditioner. I also
Speaker 1: don't use it, but I mean to just assume you're
Speaker 1: gonna get free body wash. That's the other bottle. Some
Speaker 1: places even have mouth wash. Some places do, but well,
Speaker 1: I've stayed at a loft hotel and there was a
Speaker 1: dispenser in the shower, like full dispenser, like pump dispenser,
Speaker 1: and it was body wash, shampoo conditioner already in there.
Speaker 1: You're telling me right now that you would rather travel
Speaker 1: with some unreliable maybe the bottle is gonna leak body wash,
Speaker 1: then with a small bar of soap. I no, oh,
Speaker 1: my soap. I know my bottles. I know how to pack.
Speaker 1: I'll check anything from my face. There's a cleanser, there's
Speaker 1: a toner, there's serums, there's lotion that's already fortified. Bottles
Speaker 1: just for my face. Then body wash, then who high wash.
Speaker 1: That's two more bottles. Then my hair Okay, depending on
Speaker 1: where I'm going, I've got to have my hair stuff.
Speaker 1: That's four more bottles. Never had a leakage issue, probably
Speaker 1: maybe with some oil one time. But I know what
Speaker 1: I'm doing. So you would rather use all those bottles
Speaker 1: than to have one bar that took care of everything.
Speaker 1: You have one bar that takes care of everything. All
Speaker 1: you have to do is believe no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I'm asking you, Joshua Ezekiel Johnson, if you use the
Speaker 1: same bar of soap to wash your ass to wash
Speaker 1: your face, I used the same bar of soap. I
Speaker 1: don't use the same wash cloth. So you take body
Speaker 1: soap and put it on your face. Depends on the day.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about about traveling? You know, I
Speaker 1: feel like you don't have fine I feel like I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm glowing some days. How about other days?
Speaker 1: Not everybody glows every day. I hear, you're not. Everybody
Speaker 1: can be me. What I'm saying is you you're coming.
Speaker 1: You're coming at this thing with a level, just a slight,
Speaker 1: just a slight, just a slight level of elitism. It's
Speaker 1: odd because I was someone who when I was younger,
Speaker 1: was starting to have skin issues. On fourteen fifteen, I
Speaker 1: remember my mother came up to me, grabbed me by
Speaker 1: my ship and did me like this to the left,
Speaker 1: to the right, to the left again, and she was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're going to Derman Colleges. Because my mother believed in
Speaker 1: my acting career and didn't want my face out here
Speaker 1: looking like a cobblestone street. So since I was about fourteen,
Speaker 1: I had medication for my face. I had a face
Speaker 1: wash that I had to use. I had moisturizers that
Speaker 1: I had to use. Also, the skin on your face
Speaker 1: is different from the skin on the rest of your body.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't put the same soap on my
Speaker 1: face that I put on the rest of my body,
Speaker 1: for the same reason that I don't put the same
Speaker 1: soap on my lady bits that I put on everything else.
Speaker 1: So you mentioned before having all of these different bottles
Speaker 1: for all these different things. Let's get honest for a second,
Speaker 1: because you you were educating me earlier in the episode
Speaker 1: about the soap about the process. Which one do you
Speaker 1: think has safer ingredients, the bar of soap or the
Speaker 1: body wash, Because I've looked at the back of some
Speaker 1: body washes and they've told a very breaking, bad type
Speaker 1: story there. There's a lab I could be put into
Speaker 1: a bottle of body wash. Meanwhile, the soap sometimes depending
Speaker 1: on the soap you get, it'll just say the three
Speaker 1: ingredients you're listed, A little bit of water, a little
Speaker 1: bit of lie, a little bit of fat. Are you
Speaker 1: googling right now? Hell yeah, I'm going so it's a
Speaker 1: Google conversation now about going off a feeling. We're going
Speaker 1: off of facts. Let's be going here. You know you're
Speaker 1: asking me about ingredients I don't know Google to I
Speaker 1: don't out here. Give me, give me, give me just
Speaker 1: a couple of the A couple of things. First of all,
Speaker 1: which is confusing. The first ingredients, says soap, thank you.
Speaker 1: The first and most important degree is what it's supposed
Speaker 1: to be. Hold on, Dove beauty bar contains from malde hyde.
Speaker 1: It also contains beutilated hydroxy taulan BHT, which is also
Speaker 1: suspected to be cancer causing. Now every pair of bins
Speaker 1: now hold on, So to be fair, let's look up
Speaker 1: the ingredients of my Suave body wash, Suave Ocean Breeze.
Speaker 1: Just let people know I'm out here smelling like a
Speaker 1: vacation at all times. Our Josh is smelling like a
Speaker 1: hard day's work. Wow, you're bars. I've had from malde
Speaker 1: hyde in it? How much though? Little bit sho touch
Speaker 1: a little da? Because now you acted like I'm just
Speaker 1: washing myself in pure formalde hyde? Now was it a
Speaker 1: little bit? Was it a drop? Was it a little something?
Speaker 1: Edge off? We're not supposed to. It has all of
Speaker 1: the don't you dare, don't you dare? There you because
Speaker 1: they used to put themala hide to nail polish and
Speaker 1: they had to take it out. I'm not eating maala hide.
Speaker 1: I'm just using it to scrape off some of the
Speaker 1: dirty of the day. Let me tell you something. If
Speaker 1: you really want to get scraped okay, if you really
Speaker 1: want these skin cells, oh my god, to get all
Speaker 1: of off that body, what you have to do is
Speaker 1: you have to go to a Korean sauna and get
Speaker 1: a body scrub. Because the soap that they got coming
Speaker 1: straight out South Korea, I've never seen it nowhere else.
Speaker 1: I've never felt that. I've never seen that soup nowhere else.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, but it's not in the soap,
Speaker 1: it's in the gloves, friend, So help me out then. So,
Speaker 1: now that we're talking about instruments and extra things being
Speaker 1: brought in to get the level of cleanliness, wouldn't you
Speaker 1: rather that Glove beholding a bar rather than a bunch
Speaker 1: of nothing, rather than just a bunch of slippery pulp. No,
Speaker 1: I'd rather that Glove have a body scrub professional in it.
Speaker 1: That's what I'd rather be in the club because I
Speaker 1: know that the body scrub is not about the soap,
Speaker 1: because they tell you before, don't use any of the soap,
Speaker 1: just get your skin, don't put on any soap because
Speaker 1: of the Korean sauna they have sometimes them have bar soap,
Speaker 1: and some of them have body wash. But a lot
Speaker 1: of the Korean saunas quit doing bar soap because they're
Speaker 1: not as sanitary. So you're telling me that bars of
Speaker 1: soap that like literal cleanliness manifest it isn't sanitary because
Speaker 1: it's not fresh. Cars all the time and there's multiple people.
Speaker 1: A hundred two hundred people could go through here every day.
Speaker 1: So it's like if I see a bar soap with
Speaker 1: a woman's hair on it, I don't know what part
Speaker 1: of her body his hair is from. You just pick
Speaker 1: off the hair and go no no, no, no no
Speaker 1: no no no no no no no, I'm not picking
Speaker 1: off a hair. Body wash is not that much more
Speaker 1: clean than bars are soap, all right. If you if
Speaker 1: you were squirting out your body washing you caught a
Speaker 1: hair coming out of that body wash, would you be disgusted?
Speaker 1: No one is putting that like That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: It's like bar soap is being applied directly to a
Speaker 1: body and then being put back. I don't know who
Speaker 1: used it before me. I don't know what kind of
Speaker 1: skin conditions that person can have. If we're dealing with
Speaker 1: a body wash with a giant pump with a dispenser.
Speaker 1: Then the only soap that you interact with is a
Speaker 1: soap that comes in your hand. That soap is not
Speaker 1: touch someone else's body. That so has not been sitting
Speaker 1: out here. That soap has not been because you're also
Speaker 1: like in a hot environment, so it's a hot room.
Speaker 1: You're dealing with whatever skin conditions people may have. I
Speaker 1: can have what you see what I'm saying, I see
Speaker 1: what you're saying. I guess I'm just I'm I think
Speaker 1: there's something that I need to make known about antibacterial soap.
Speaker 1: It is like the surface of the sun to germs. Okay,
Speaker 1: So when I sit, when I see a piece of soap,
Speaker 1: I know that soap is clean because that's what that's
Speaker 1: what soap does. Soap is as soap does, and soap
Speaker 1: is just burning through germs, whether they're on the body,
Speaker 1: or they're in the air, or they're on the soap.
Speaker 1: Do you really believe you right now? Do you believe
Speaker 1: the words that are coming out of your mouth? You know,
Speaker 1: good and fucking well. The last place somebody is gonna
Speaker 1: use a bar soap is their ass. And then you
Speaker 1: set that soap down. I don't know if you didn't
Speaker 1: wash that soap ba beforehand, or what else you can
Speaker 1: have on this soap? What kind of crumbs could be
Speaker 1: on here? I don't know what you're doing the soap resets?
Speaker 1: All right, you don't everything. You still to rist it off?
Speaker 1: You still sorry? You don't you sound like me? Okay,
Speaker 1: now you're just saying wild stuff for the sake of
Speaker 1: saying wild ship. You don't believe you. I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: Don't believe you. You've never spoken this way. I don't
Speaker 1: know what these grand like are you marrying soap like?
Speaker 1: These grand just these dissertations, these just floral syrano, divergierak
Speaker 1: fucking shade, sperience science like we're for out thout dove like.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'll tell you right now. You don't
Speaker 1: know what's soaps for me? All right, It's got me
Speaker 1: through through. What would you throw at a factory? What
Speaker 1: are the hell are you talking about? Were you a
Speaker 1: butcher at one point? Peaches? Yeah, peaches? Why don't you
Speaker 1: smell like peaches? Did you steal your mother's soap? I've
Speaker 1: smelled very uh, fruity and uh, and and what's the
Speaker 1: other words? So you smelled fruity, floral fresh and yet
Speaker 1: fresh is in there too. I'm just trying to be
Speaker 1: at such a level of cleanliness. I don't even need
Speaker 1: the cologne. I put on the cologne. They're like, why
Speaker 1: are you putting on the clone? Why are you covering
Speaker 1: up the beautiful smell of the soap that you've been using?
Speaker 1: So you like scented bar soaps. Now, this is my question.
Speaker 1: Have you ever if you're trying to get like that
Speaker 1: stuff that doesn't have I don't know from malde hide
Speaker 1: in it. Wow, I didn't do that. No, I know,
Speaker 1: I know you didn't do it, but you definitely came
Speaker 1: for it. And I know that was a that was
Speaker 1: an a wayside, that was a drive by jab. You know,
Speaker 1: you acted like I was gonna call it out, like
Speaker 1: I was gonna hear it, like I couldn't see what
Speaker 1: you were doing. I was talking about It's fine. I
Speaker 1: don't understand my ht. This is my question has this
Speaker 1: converse because it's we've learned that your beloved Dove Dove
Speaker 1: soap is a legitimate chemistry set not on me. That
Speaker 1: was Google. Yeah, that will Google go ahead, So have
Speaker 1: you considered using a different bar soap that is not used,
Speaker 1: that doesn't have ingredients that is used to preserve the dead? Fine? Fine, Fine.
Speaker 1: I can concede that there are a lot of bars
Speaker 1: out there that are made slightly of poison, yes, and
Speaker 1: that their body wash ingredients that are more moisturizing. Yes.
Speaker 1: Can you concede that a lot of this body washed
Speaker 1: stuff it's just flip it insane, watered down soap juice
Speaker 1: that they're trying to appeal to the masses with by
Speaker 1: making it green and blue. No, because so many soaps
Speaker 1: coming liquid four. You got your dishwashing liquids, you've got
Speaker 1: your washing detergents, you understand. So I can't concede that
Speaker 1: it's watered down soap juice because there's so many soaps
Speaker 1: and detergents that coming Liquid four. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't do Okay, Well, I
Speaker 1: hear where you're coming from. I appreciate you, and I
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Speaker 1: usually I would take this as another opportunity to maybe
Speaker 1: say something slightly weird to Josh, sorry, slightly rude to Josh,
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