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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? How are you? Pretty good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. So you have a dirty little secret? Huh?

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Speaker 1: I do? And it's a little gross. Oh we welcome

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Speaker 1: that here. So is it like this? Alex had to

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Speaker 1: say something to someone who's telling us a dirty little

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Speaker 1: secret the other day and this are you? Are you Poe?

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Speaker 1: That's not what's going on? Is it? Thank God? No? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Um? So, basically I used

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Speaker 1: to use my roommates cheeth Thrush as my own personal

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Speaker 1: foot scrubber. Seriously talking about Alex and I just had

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Speaker 1: this conversation dude about well, because okay, so Alex and

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Speaker 1: I are married. If you didn't know that, blah blah. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: I was in the shower and Alex hading me like

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Speaker 1: a scrubber for her face, and I was like, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to clean my my backdoor with it, right, And

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Speaker 1: I was joking around and I was like, man, I

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Speaker 1: wonder how many roommates have done that with like a toothbrush.

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Speaker 1: And then and I was telling him, I'm like probably

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Speaker 1: so many. Like I wouldn't even have my toothbrush available

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Speaker 1: for my roommate to even have access to you, you

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Speaker 1: might have to hide it somewhere. I literally don't trust

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Speaker 1: people so much that I used to every single time

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Speaker 1: my cleaners would leave, change my toothbrush. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: that's smart. That seems excessive. No, I mean you never know.

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Speaker 1: They could be having a bad day and they could

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Speaker 1: be like you know what, yes, like did we like?

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Speaker 1: We like these people. But still I'm gonna take that

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Speaker 1: toothbrush and want speakable things to it, and then before

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Speaker 1: you know it, you're brushing your teeth with someone's butt.

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Speaker 1: I just don't trust people. The story. So anyway, that's

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Speaker 1: weird that we just had that conversation. But you do

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Speaker 1: you you've done this. I did for about two months,

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Speaker 1: and I felt like he deserved it. And not only

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Speaker 1: he deserved it, but he asked for it. What do

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Speaker 1: you do? Well, he's like thirty years my senior, he's

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Speaker 1: my roommate. I'm poor. I just took the living situation

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Speaker 1: as is, and he would make comments to me that

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Speaker 1: were like in a appropriate and like asked me on

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Speaker 1: daph and worst of all, he would ask to like

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Speaker 1: touch my feet or suck on my toes. I would feel, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he had a foot fetish and I have a foot pobia.

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Speaker 1: It didn't not compatible, not a roommate. And also, like

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Speaker 1: you know, if if he was one of those things

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Speaker 1: where you were gonna say he just didn't do the

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Speaker 1: dishes so I started using his toothbrush as toilet paper,

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Speaker 1: I would be like, Okay, that's a little extreme. But

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Speaker 1: in this case, I think he totally deserved me. So

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I eventually moved out. I did it

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Speaker 1: till I moved out good. It's like about two months

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Speaker 1: to get the money together, but I did. Unfortunately, he

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Speaker 1: seems like the kind of guy that if you told him,

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Speaker 1: he would like it. That's why I haven't told him,

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Speaker 1: because that's my fears that like, oh, well, I'm going

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Speaker 1: out of that situation. You want to stay. I'm glad

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Speaker 1: you're out of that situation. Yeah. And do you have

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Speaker 1: roommates now? No, I have a husband. Oh I guess

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Speaker 1: my roommate, do you know? Oh yeah, me and my

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Speaker 1: husband are very open with Okay, so it's a dirty

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Speaker 1: little cigarette between us and the room and you and

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Speaker 1: your husband. Yeah, this roommate can't know the obvious reasons

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Speaker 1: and that's probably why your husband's just like, you know,

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Speaker 1: cool with you all the time, because he does not

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Speaker 1: want it to make you angry. Yeah, yeah, maybe that's it.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Appreciate it. Well,

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Speaker 1: thanks for calling you guys, have a great day. I

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Speaker 1: really love your show. Thank you. I seriously wonder how

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Speaker 1: many people use their roommates toothbrush to do unspeakable things

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Speaker 1: when they're not home. A lot probably locked up, throw

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Speaker 1: away the key. Yeah. I had a friend once that

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Speaker 1: had a party at his house, right, they had all

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Speaker 1: these people over, this huge party. Anyway, there was a

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Speaker 1: toilet like on the upper level of the house that

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Speaker 1: they were at, and that toilet started overflowing, and so

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Speaker 1: he went to the bathroom and like trying to figure

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Speaker 1: out who it was, right, and then there was a

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Speaker 1: girl there. She came out like and was like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know something. It must was like that when I

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Speaker 1: got in here and then he left it. He's like,

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Speaker 1: I've never seen her before. She was like new to

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Speaker 1: the group or whatever. And I guess after that, the

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Speaker 1: next few days and weeks he would notice when he

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Speaker 1: would grab his toothbrush that smelled funny. Oh, no, And

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Speaker 1: then he looked on the end of the toothbrush, not

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Speaker 1: the toothbrush end where you brush with, but the other end,

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Speaker 1: and there was a little stain right there, and that's

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Speaker 1: when they realized that it was her who did it.

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Speaker 1: But she took it out and put it in the

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Speaker 1: sink and shoved it down the sink with the toothbrush.

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Speaker 1: What oh. I think she was embarrassed that she plugged

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Speaker 1: the toilet up, and so she's trying to get rid

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Speaker 1: of it because he was knocking on the door because

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Speaker 1: the toilet was overflowing. Play Dad, Play yeah, I'm falling

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Speaker 1: over and playing dead. My mom always told me, She's like,

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Speaker 1: you ever fall in front of a group of people

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Speaker 1: and you're embarrassed, Just play dad. Then Jebel Show on

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