1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,840 Speaker 1: But I saw this this morning and I didn't even 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,880 Speaker 1: realize this was a thing. However, let's take a little 3 00:00:07,880 --> 00:00:11,799 Speaker 1: pole eight five five, five nine one three five. How 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:15,760 Speaker 1: do you eat your banana? More importantly, how do you 5 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:22,639 Speaker 1: I guess, open the banana? Well, it's really debate about this, 6 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: like you're no in your head, like you've heard this before. Yeah, 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: because there's a way that we're all supposed to be 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: doing it, and there's a way that we all do 9 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:28,920 Speaker 1: do it. 10 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 2: Well, what is the way that you are supposed. 11 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,879 Speaker 1: To be doing it at the opposite end, like not 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,199 Speaker 1: the top stem. So there's the antenna side, yeah, and 13 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,199 Speaker 1: there's the butthole side. 14 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're supposed to open it from the butthole. How 15 00:00:41,080 --> 00:00:43,199 Speaker 2: can that even be? How would you even do that? 16 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,120 Speaker 2: As the monkey, I don't know. You rip it. 17 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,320 Speaker 1: You ripped the antenna side, like you break it a 18 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: little bit, you have a little leverage there, and then 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 1: you peel it down, and then you peel it down. 20 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:56,320 Speaker 2: And then you eat it. That's not how they were made. Apparently, 21 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 2: that is how you eat a banana. There is no 22 00:00:58,200 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 2: other way. There's no other way to eat it. 23 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,160 Speaker 1: And I don't know monkeys, they can do whatever they want, 24 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,560 Speaker 1: but like they obviously haven't been taught the proper way 25 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,919 Speaker 1: to eat a bana. But there was a fierce debate 26 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 1: on Reddit this morning about the proper way to eat 27 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:14,160 Speaker 1: a banana, and I'm I'm shocked at this. They have 28 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,959 Speaker 1: reading it the other way. How would you do that? 29 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: Do you like break the butthole end and then peel 30 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: it from that? How do you how do you do 31 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:22,040 Speaker 1: you break it like in the middle or something? 32 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:24,040 Speaker 2: How do you do it? Well? I do it wrong? 33 00:01:24,840 --> 00:01:26,320 Speaker 2: But I think there's a way that you pinch it 34 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,040 Speaker 2: and doesn't it all just pop open? I think it's 35 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 2: supposed to be a lot easier than we're making it. 36 00:01:29,920 --> 00:01:32,399 Speaker 2: Hold on, let me look constructions. 37 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, can you look up instructions on how to 38 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: eat a banana? 39 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,280 Speaker 2: Because from the butt side first? 40 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:38,000 Speaker 3: Yeah? 41 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:39,600 Speaker 2: Is it the antenna side? 42 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: People say pinch from the bottom and then you pinch 43 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: and feel, No, you don't. 44 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 2: Do I have men to run and see if we 45 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,800 Speaker 2: have one in the kitchen. 46 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 1: I suppose maybe for like demons, demons straight and purposes 47 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 1: and that's a word demonstrative and then make up a word. 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: I still want to know what ghost came into your 49 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: mess with me stuff, because I mean I have a 50 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: routine every day. 51 00:02:02,320 --> 00:02:04,520 Speaker 2: I have a routine. I walk in here, good morning everyone. 52 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,280 Speaker 1: I come in here, and I do the same thing 53 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: every day, push all the buttons, set everything up. 54 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 2: Dude. 55 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 1: The thing I authenticate three different times to get into 56 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: all my different you know, corporate stuff which everyone's trying 57 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:16,680 Speaker 1: to hack into. I know, if you heard there's a 58 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,080 Speaker 1: meeting today with all the admirals and generals and President 59 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,440 Speaker 1: Trump and then you know whoever's in charge of the 60 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: Department of War. 61 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 2: That's what it's about. 62 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,399 Speaker 1: It's about how many times I have to authenticate every 63 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,560 Speaker 1: morning just to get to the banana debate. 64 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 2: Okay, do we find one? They failed us once again. 65 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,040 Speaker 2: We don't have We don't. 66 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,400 Speaker 1: On the fruit plate that we don't really have in 67 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:40,080 Speaker 1: the morning today. Did you tell the chef to make 68 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,880 Speaker 1: sure they're bananas here tomorrow? Oh? 69 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 2: I heard my own echo. There was no one in there. 70 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,280 Speaker 2: It was just what about the otlooch station? What about 71 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:48,000 Speaker 2: the otlad station? 72 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: I demanded, I wish okay sideways with the peel, someone said, 73 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,040 Speaker 1: And then what is this other person we tried to 74 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: get a hold of. 75 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,440 Speaker 2: I'm really trying to get a hold of someone. I 76 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 2: need to. 77 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:03,120 Speaker 1: Understand how often you eat bananas from the bottom. You 78 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: pinch and peel, and then you throw away the black 79 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,200 Speaker 1: part that the spiders crawling. 80 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 2: I don't want spider crawling in anything. Stop that. 81 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,239 Speaker 1: Frets should go teach the monkeys since he can reason 82 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: with animals. Thank you, Yes I should, I absolutely could now. 83 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: But the more shocking part of this debate maybe I 84 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,639 Speaker 1: eat a banana is in a comment section. I mean, 85 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 1: there are people that just do absolutely insane things, like, 86 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: for example, apparently one person peels the whole banana, the 87 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:36,600 Speaker 1: whole thing, throws it away, and then holds the oh, 88 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: the raw banana, and then just eats it. That's like 89 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 1: with their bare hands. Why would you do that? The 90 00:03:43,880 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 1: peel serves as like a holder for it so that 91 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 1: your raw fingers don't touch the banana. Why would you 92 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: just peel the whole thing and then just eat it raw? 93 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: That's eating ice cream with your hands, like you wouldn't 94 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:55,840 Speaker 1: do that. 95 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 2: That's like biting the string cheese, just like in half right? 96 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:01,160 Speaker 1: Would then just go buy a block of cheese? Have 97 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: you got a string cheesier? 98 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 2: String it? 99 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 1: Right? 100 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 2: Everybody knows you string it. Yeah, I don't know. 101 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 3: This just said if you pinch the butt, the skin 102 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 3: just pops off. 103 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,520 Speaker 2: So I really wish we had a banana. 104 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 1: Hold on a second, this this might be this might 105 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: be history. Is it Kaysia? 106 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 3: Yeah? 107 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: It is. A second, it says you you're calling from Norfolk, Virginia. 108 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: Is that true? 109 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:21,480 Speaker 3: That is correct? 110 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:28,920 Speaker 2: One? We got one. This is crazy. 111 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, we wanted to. We were on in min not 112 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: we weren't sure, but we are. And then but that 113 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: but Norfolk, I thought for sure there was no way 114 00:04:35,880 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: that they actually turned us on there every morning, because 115 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 1: apparently they do good morning, well welcome, well, thank you 116 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,160 Speaker 1: very much for that. How do you we What is 117 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,280 Speaker 1: the proper way to eat the banana? You obviously are 118 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:45,880 Speaker 1: a genius. 119 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 3: Well yeah, you know, but technically you're supposed to Well 120 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:52,440 Speaker 3: so they say you're supposed to pinch to us and 121 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,919 Speaker 3: then yes, it does pop open. Now I don't do 122 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 3: it that way because that's where the little hard bit is. 123 00:04:57,120 --> 00:04:59,440 Speaker 3: So like when you do it the opposite way, you 124 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 3: can pinch the off and not eat that. But that's 125 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 3: what they say. You pinched a butt, it open and 126 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:08,359 Speaker 3: yeah a little. 127 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:19,479 Speaker 1: Okay, relax, all right, I need to come to Norfolk. 128 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: Apparently I need to get that on the top of 129 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:23,280 Speaker 1: the list. I've been trying to go to mine out, 130 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:26,080 Speaker 1: but no, I need to come pinch the button Norfolk. Apparently, Hey, 131 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: have a good day, Thank you so much for listening. 132 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,720 Speaker 1: Please tell me tell five people today and that will 133 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:32,120 Speaker 1: be five. That will be five total, six total listeners. 134 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:33,039 Speaker 1: If we have that, thank. 135 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 3: You, you know, I will think you have a good day. 136 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:37,960 Speaker 2: Bye. It's amazing. Look, I mean, we really are. 137 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,920 Speaker 1: Was beginning to wonder if these other places are really 138 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:43,360 Speaker 1: actually airing the show or not. 139 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,080 Speaker 2: She's a plant. I think she might be. 140 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,559 Speaker 1: She might be, because there's no way for us to know. Really, 141 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess we could. You know, we could 142 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 1: go to the website and it says we're there, but 143 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:55,080 Speaker 1: I don't know. Apparently there are people that eat the 144 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: whole banana too, with the peel. I'm learning in the 145 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,360 Speaker 1: comment section of red It this morning, and you asked 146 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 1: how often I eat a banana? I eat a banana. 147 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 1: I probably eat a bana three times a week because 148 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,040 Speaker 1: it's my pre run energy. 149 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 2: Okay, look at you, Yeah. 150 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,240 Speaker 1: I mean, why are you not eating more bananas? I 151 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:12,640 Speaker 1: don't Yeah, you don't like a. 152 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 3: Banana, not really in sorry Jason, because he's actually allergic 153 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,600 Speaker 3: to Yeah, so I don't peel. 154 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,400 Speaker 2: Them at all. If you touch them, you'll have a 155 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:23,760 Speaker 2: problem it just if I eat them. I don't know why, 156 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,560 Speaker 2: like a world where I would peel it and then 157 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 2: not eat it. List I'm feeling it for somebody else. 158 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: I grab the banana in the middle, I snap it 159 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: in half, and then remove the two halves from the 160 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: now broken peel. 161 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 2: Oh, you should be arrested. What on earth? 162 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: I used to open it from the A side all 163 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:44,320 Speaker 1: my life and was frustrated that the banana would sometimes 164 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: be very hard to open that way or end up 165 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 1: making that side mushy. When I heard you could do 166 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: it from the B side, which I think is the 167 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: butt side, I try to. It's super easy, works every time, 168 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: doesn't damage the inside. I've been doing it ever since. 169 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,480 Speaker 1: It is much easier and messier to open up in 170 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,320 Speaker 1: the butt side. 171 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 2: This is wild. I feel like they've been lying to 172 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,000 Speaker 2: us our whole lives. 173 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 1: Look at the cartoons like they always have it peeled 174 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,920 Speaker 1: from that little top piece. Okay, and then then someone 175 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:16,080 Speaker 1: else said my reasons After reading all the comments, I 176 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:19,760 Speaker 1: am not a monkey a V. I love the feeling 177 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: of breaking the antenna the antenna end three. When you 178 00:07:23,440 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: leave bananas outside on a flat surface, the weakest part 179 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,800 Speaker 1: is the antenna, so a little hole appears naturally in 180 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: the antenna, and then you can peel the banana. Also, 181 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 1: bananas are usually joined to the stem where I live, 182 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:38,760 Speaker 1: so you have to take the banana from it. Sometimes 183 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: the antenna remains joined to the stem. So okay, this 184 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 1: is very elaborate. Thank you, sir for writing a whole 185 00:07:44,680 --> 00:07:50,080 Speaker 1: yeah really, on this whole thing us. I honestly, I 186 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: truly did not know there was another way to do it. 187 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,600 Speaker 1: Really until this morning, I had no idea. 188 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 2: I'm a little monkey maybe okay,