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Speaker 1: Jewbles dirty little secret?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, So my different little secret is I work

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Speaker 1: at a call center, and some of the times when

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Speaker 1: I put people on hold, it's like, so I can

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Speaker 1: like take a little break and like eat a lunch

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Speaker 1: or a sack.

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Speaker 2: I've always heard that was always happening. Explains a lot.

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Speaker 1: Actually it's not always. But you know, if I'm hungry

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Speaker 1: and I want to grab like a Luna bar, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'll be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to transfer you hold.

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Speaker 2: Please. Have you ever been caught doing that? How would

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Speaker 2: they know?

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, they don't know why they're on holding?

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Speaker 2: Sure, right, yeah, unless you come back on chewing.

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Speaker 1: I make sure all the evidence is gone. I swallow.

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Speaker 1: I'm good at that point, and I'm like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: the other apartments just had a basstop in their hold

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Speaker 1: center and blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Now I know exactly how angry to get when I'm

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Speaker 2: on hold. Thank you me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're also a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 2: Hello, you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I do.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 1: Well, this is bad? My dirty little secret is that

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Speaker 1: I blamed my bad gas on a coworker.

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Speaker 2: People do that all the time.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, this got worse, so I tried. I had pizza

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Speaker 1: at lunch. I shouldn't have had pizza at lunch. I

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Speaker 1: know better, but I tried whatever. I tried holding it in.

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Speaker 1: I was in my cubicle all day, but like, it

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Speaker 1: was definitely escaping. And my coworker left for the day,

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Speaker 1: and then another coworker came up and was like, what's

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Speaker 1: going on with Sharon? Sharon is not her real name,

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Speaker 1: by the way, because I didn't want to say that,

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Speaker 1: but like, what's going on with Sharon? I'm so glad

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Speaker 1: she went home. That was nuts. I was so bad

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I know, that was terrible.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine I had to sit next to it

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Speaker 1: all day? And now though everyone is calling her touty

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Speaker 1: and she doesn't know why.

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Speaker 2: No, no, and are you still just letting it go.

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Speaker 1: I'm not eating pizza at lunch anymore. I'll tell you that,

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Speaker 1: but I'm not saying anything like I don't want to

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Speaker 1: be the secret partyer.

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Speaker 2: Well, what happens when she doesn't come to work though,

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Speaker 2: and you're working? What if she gets sick? With some

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Speaker 2: tummy issues.

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Speaker 1: At no part every day. This was a PISA related.

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Speaker 2: Into well, just make sure she does at work if

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Speaker 2: you decide to have pizza. Thank you for your phone

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Speaker 2: call and your dirty little secret. What's your dirty little secret.