Speaker 1: The nick Agliser Podcast.
Speaker 2: Glaser, here's Nikky.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: Here I am, it's a Nicky Glaiser podcast. Welcome to
Speaker 3: the show with me today is my mom and studio.
Speaker 1: Hello, Nikki, thank you for having me on again. Are
Speaker 1: you crying? Gonna? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Face?
Speaker 3: You look like I'm granting you a make away?
Speaker 1: You kind of are? No, this is It's so nice.
Speaker 1: It's not a favor.
Speaker 3: I would never have you on my podcast to be nice.
Speaker 3: I want you to know that I would do so
Speaker 3: many things for you to be nice, but I would
Speaker 3: never have you on my podcast to be nice. I
Speaker 3: think you are valuable to the show. I think you
Speaker 3: make it more fun, you make me better.
Speaker 1: Well, that's so sweet. That's another thing you're doing well. Nice. Nice,
Speaker 1: Nice for that sweet thing, I said.
Speaker 3: And then Brian Frangie is here. What's up Brian?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh Brian, you too? Harry.
Speaker 3: Listen, Brian. I'm not doing this as a favor. I mean,
Speaker 3: I know, I know you have a sick wife. His
Speaker 3: wife has the ALI is sick. Yeah, with nothing we
Speaker 3: know now if it's not COVID, we just go Who
Speaker 3: gives a shick? Who gives a man?
Speaker 4: Everyone? My wife.
Speaker 5: You know, someone's sick and they go is it COVID?
Speaker 5: Then you go no, and the oh okay whatever. Then
Speaker 5: it's like, well it could have been anything else.
Speaker 2: Is a cancer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be worse. I know these flues are
Speaker 1: so bad right now, the flu. Yeah, really sick from them.
Speaker 3: Well did you see that I sent you the Noah's here?
Speaker 3: Of course, Hey, Noah, she's pregnant.
Speaker 4: She's got a sickness of her own.
Speaker 2: She's got a Stanley cup. Is that Stanley cup? Actually
Speaker 2: it's Yukon Outfitters. Oh against the Huskies. Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: a little.
Speaker 1: I have a little chicken straw cover. I think it's cute,
Speaker 1: a straw cover Chick fil A or something. Where did
Speaker 1: you get straw cover?
Speaker 2: My friend Poloma gave it to me.
Speaker 1: That's so nice. She knew you had a cup that
Speaker 1: needed a straw cover.
Speaker 2: She she had when she had like a chipmunk or something,
Speaker 2: and I was like, that's so cute. I've never seen that.
Speaker 2: And she's like, next, she got you one. That's so nice.
Speaker 3: That's cool, so nice when someone remembers something like that
Speaker 3: and then they so nice. Yeah, you said, Kirsten remembered
Speaker 3: something that I this weekend.
Speaker 1: It was so nice.
Speaker 3: She on the Girl's Trip was wearing this purple shirt
Speaker 3: from this artist named wise Blood w E y E
Speaker 3: s Blood and it's the coolest shirt. I'm gonna wear
Speaker 3: it tomorrow on the podcast. But so look at the
Speaker 3: YouTube tomorrow for tomorrow show.
Speaker 1: But I she was.
Speaker 3: Wearing it in the Girls Trip and I was just like,
Speaker 3: I love that so much. And then I left girl
Speaker 3: She's like, you should get it. It's like it's her merch.
Speaker 3: And so I went to wise Blood. I put it
Speaker 3: in the cart and I don't even know any of
Speaker 3: Wiseblood's songs. I was just like, I just like the
Speaker 3: look of the shirt. So I felt like a poser.
Speaker 3: So then it just sat in my cart and I thought,
Speaker 3: you know what if if I keep thinking about it,
Speaker 3: then I'll get it, you know, like it's still weighs
Speaker 3: on me. A couple wise bloods on me. A couple
Speaker 3: of days later, I'll get it. And I forgot about it,
Speaker 3: but I would have gotten it, And then Kirsten got
Speaker 3: it for me.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: When I was in Kansas City this weekend, I saw
Speaker 3: it when we got into her car, I saw her
Speaker 3: she was helping load stuff in the back and I
Speaker 3: was already in the car or she was just watching
Speaker 3: she I wasn't like not helping her load.
Speaker 1: She was just in the back still talking to you
Speaker 1: or something you should.
Speaker 3: And I saw it in her front seat in the bag,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, she got me what I wanted.
Speaker 1: And I was so excited. And she brought you something else,
Speaker 1: some food item she did that's cereal or whatever.
Speaker 3: That wasn't like that wasn't a kindness, No, that was
Speaker 3: just like she can't eat certain things right now. And
Speaker 3: so she was like, this is just in my pantry.
Speaker 3: You're obsessed with that food item. My mom cannot stop
Speaker 3: talking about this. She's like, she gave you that cereal.
Speaker 3: Kirsten brought over the cereal that she can't eat anymore.
Speaker 3: She gave it to She was like, do you want this?
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, I'll take that. I like those,
Speaker 3: and my mom has been my mom put it into
Speaker 3: her bag. I guess I got left to my mom's
Speaker 3: room and then my mom was like, nick we get
Speaker 3: in the uber.
Speaker 1: The next day, Nikki, I've got that. I've got that cereal.
Speaker 1: I go, do you do? You just keep it? I
Speaker 1: don't eat it.
Speaker 3: She's I don't want it, you want this, and I go,
Speaker 3: can we just deal with it later, like I don't
Speaker 3: have anywhere to put it, like right now? Can we
Speaker 3: deal with it like when our suitcases are not like nearby?
Speaker 1: And then and.
Speaker 3: Then again it came up like and now today, Yes,
Speaker 3: you love it.
Speaker 1: That's insane that you think that it just happens to me. No,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 5: I don't want to make this like generational, but is
Speaker 5: that like a boomer thing? Because my dad did like
Speaker 5: such a similar thing. This weekend, I was in York.
Speaker 5: He bought a gift for my sister in law for
Speaker 5: her birthday, which is yesterday at this point, and it
Speaker 5: was an Amazon. He got her chocolate covered pretzels, like
Speaker 5: a nice box of chocolate pretzels, but he accidentally sent
Speaker 5: them to San Francisco and they live in Boston now.
Speaker 5: He sent them to their old address in San Francisco.
Speaker 5: So what would you do in that situation if you
Speaker 5: order chalcover pretzels and they were shipped to the wrong address.
Speaker 1: Some new ones.
Speaker 4: You're just buying new ones that ship into Boston.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, because I'm not guessing chucol cut pretzels are
Speaker 3: over twelve.
Speaker 1: Ninety nine, Well, now what do you get to cost?
Speaker 1: You made a mistake? What do you go back to
Speaker 1: Amazon and go We're gonna find out? Because it clearly
Speaker 1: wasn't that what it is.
Speaker 4: Let me ask you this.
Speaker 5: Would you call up Amazon and then ask them what
Speaker 5: should I do in this situation? And then they say,
Speaker 5: wait till it gets delivered and then tell us again.
Speaker 5: And then you say, well, no one lives there that
Speaker 5: I know, And then they say do you know anyone?
Speaker 5: And they say, well, maybe my brother's old landlord. And
Speaker 5: then try to get in touch with them in order
Speaker 5: to see if they would ship the package of pretzels
Speaker 5: to Boston, because that's what my dad.
Speaker 3: Was willing to go through your dad on this and say, Dad,
Speaker 3: why how much did that?
Speaker 4: I talked with it about it all weekend.
Speaker 1: I was like, did the pretzels cost?
Speaker 4: Probably like forty or fifty dollars? It's like a nice
Speaker 4: oh big.
Speaker 3: We're talking about but these are would heat the cost
Speaker 3: and just go, oh no, I guess we can't do it.
Speaker 1: But I think most people fifty dollars. I'm talking from
Speaker 1: my mom's point of view. She's not going to let
Speaker 1: that go. Yeah, I wouldn't let that.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 1: Call Amazon. I would call Amazon say what is the
Speaker 1: procedure here? What do I do? And they'd say, well,
Speaker 1: you gave us the wrong address, that's your problem. Probably yeah,
Speaker 1: but they're probably like last night, Yeah, we'll send that
Speaker 1: a new box over there to ball.
Speaker 3: They will do that because even when you return something Amazon, they'd.
Speaker 1: Throw it in the trash.
Speaker 4: I heard it.
Speaker 1: I didn't say it.
Speaker 3: It's true, that's it's not just something I'll making want
Speaker 3: to be a tags where And they put air tags,
Speaker 3: which are little tracking devices into things that were returned
Speaker 3: to Amazon, and they all end up in landfills within days. Wow,
Speaker 3: or there's there there was. I think Adam did. Adam
Speaker 3: ruins everything. Adam Conomer did a piece on this. I
Speaker 3: sent that to you Essential Family.
Speaker 4: On return Yeah, he did a YouTube returns.
Speaker 3: And they are first they're put into storage like they're
Speaker 3: they're put into lots like they're just all thrown into bins.
Speaker 3: And then people come and bid on just getting a
Speaker 3: bunch of return junk, and then that most of it
Speaker 3: ends up in a landfill because those people can't resell
Speaker 3: that stuff because there's maybe a couple items in there
Speaker 3: that they.
Speaker 1: It's like they buy a grab I've seen, yeah, but
Speaker 1: it all ends.
Speaker 3: Up in the trash, I mean everything, does you know?
Speaker 3: Like this is my new thing. This isn't a new thing. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I'm entangling a necklace. I hope you can't hear it
Speaker 3: on thehing, but I can't stop. Once I start, I
Speaker 3: cannot stop.
Speaker 1: And it's so tangled.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to take it off. Okay, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna put it away underneath my shirt.
Speaker 1: Stop it. Okay. So my new thing is people. People
Speaker 1: will eat things.
Speaker 3: Maybe I've brought this up. People will eat things so
Speaker 3: that they don't go to waste.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's turning into poop, like it's gonna be waste.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be waste.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I think it's a different song, but.
Speaker 4: It sounds like the Britney song It's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be Baby May the song that was doing.
Speaker 5: Oh Baby Baby, the.
Speaker 4: Same song or yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, But how dare you confuse Brittany and justin.
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: How damn?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Well those are those are the same song?
Speaker 4: In my mind?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they have been meshed together for eternity in my brain.
Speaker 1: Oh baby, babe, it's gonna babe.
Speaker 4: May yeah two thousand voice.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like when people are like, if I
Speaker 3: eat that, it's not waste, It's like, yes, it is.
Speaker 1: It's all gonna burn into waste.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, and I guess you're like getting something out
Speaker 3: of it because your your body is converting into energy.
Speaker 3: But another news slash, no one in America needs more
Speaker 3: food in their body anytime. You're going like I should
Speaker 3: eat that because it's gonna go to waste. You your
Speaker 3: body already has enough fuel. It's gonna use that and
Speaker 3: turn it into fat because it doesn't know what to
Speaker 3: do with it because it's it is going to waste.
Speaker 1: I get that. But honestly, for that all of somebody
Speaker 1: to pick those rays berries and what whoever was, you're.
Speaker 3: Saying, like the taste of it, like tasting it and
Speaker 3: chewing it is like giving honor to that.
Speaker 1: Work kind of. It's like even if you're like I'm.
Speaker 3: So full and this doesn't taste good and I can't
Speaker 3: even enjoy it, and I feel like.
Speaker 1: Well, I wouldn't do that exactly like that, but I would.
Speaker 1: I would, you just know you would.
Speaker 3: You would leave it in the backseat of your car
Speaker 3: until three days later when you see it because you're
Speaker 3: putting in some luggage because you're going on the road
Speaker 3: with me. That just happened to the air for there
Speaker 3: was a bunch of hummus.
Speaker 1: And babaganoche that was just containers. Really yeah, but they
Speaker 1: had a little food leftover, and so you had to
Speaker 1: throw it all out, And my mom goes, what a waste?
Speaker 4: Was there a part of you? Is it all environmental?
Speaker 5: Or is there a part of you that's like, I
Speaker 5: spent money on this, and therefore it was.
Speaker 1: It was At first I looked at it and I
Speaker 1: was like, was that good food? And then I saw
Speaker 1: that it was not. It was leftover containers stacked in
Speaker 1: top of each other. But that I felt bad about
Speaker 1: thrown away because it went the environment. Yeah, I like
Speaker 1: their every place have paper.
Speaker 3: White containers, this heavy plastic that's like tiverwhere you'd buy
Speaker 3: at the store.
Speaker 1: It's so and I order from vegan restaurants.
Speaker 3: All the time and it's always arriving in this plastic.
Speaker 1: And then but you order from.
Speaker 2: Hold on the paper that they are ready for this
Speaker 2: coated and plastic.
Speaker 3: At least it weighs less. Yeah, at least it looks
Speaker 3: nice and it kind of blends it.
Speaker 5: Just put it in a big leaf and tape it
Speaker 5: up with twine. We're really, what are we supposed to do.
Speaker 5: There's nothing we can do.
Speaker 1: Anymore, something like banana leaves or something.
Speaker 4: We need to.
Speaker 1: Costs too much money. Corn husts plastics sheep, Yeah, good
Speaker 1: idea corn classic corn hows those go to waste?
Speaker 4: Like great, we got so much. We're subsidizing corn across
Speaker 4: the nation. There's husks all over the floor of America.
Speaker 1: This is something. I think, this is something.
Speaker 4: And I know this sharks.
Speaker 5: I know what you're talking about because you eat a
Speaker 5: lot of Thaie food and I'm putting Thaie food places
Speaker 5: on Notice they are the worst at this plastic organcender.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh it's so bad. And I what do you
Speaker 1: all work? Even the Mediterranean food is in major plastic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and well they just came out to the plastic bottles.
Speaker 3: There's like one hundred times more microplastics, maybe a thousand times.
Speaker 1: It was some number that was just insane.
Speaker 3: More microplastics than they thought per water bottle in water,
Speaker 3: in water, when you drink the water, it's either one
Speaker 3: hundred times or a thousand times more. It's regardless. That
Speaker 3: number is disgusting. And I switched to glass permanently for
Speaker 3: like three days my bottle Yeah, yeah, I did, but
Speaker 3: most guessations don't have glass, so I was topo Chico in. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you don't have a bottle opener.
Speaker 1: It's a whole thing.
Speaker 3: But I really want to get away from a plastic
Speaker 3: water bottles after reading that, And and how could people
Speaker 3: not I'm not even a germophobe or like a toxins phobe.
Speaker 3: I know people that like are so cautious about toxins.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend like really won't drink tap water.
Speaker 3: We get splash water brought inass. Not even allowed to
Speaker 3: have a burkie, which is like the best water filter,
Speaker 3: because there might be some kind of like toxins, Like
Speaker 3: all of our cleaning products are natural, no sense in
Speaker 3: any of our Like he's insane. He still eats Emo's pizza,
Speaker 3: but you know that's best. But he's he's very scared
Speaker 3: of toxins. And even I thought that, and I'm not
Speaker 3: at all.
Speaker 5: I'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm just like kind of giving up on it. But
Speaker 3: even this scared me a little bit.
Speaker 2: The starter times, the amount of pride because I I
Speaker 2: because of pregnancy and stuff. I've been trying to like
Speaker 2: cut back on using plastic and we're slowly replacing all
Speaker 2: the tupperware in our home with glass. But like, once
Speaker 2: you're conscious of it, it's really impossible to weed plastic
Speaker 2: out because you wear it, you ingest it, you put
Speaker 2: it on your head, you're holding it all the time.
Speaker 1: It's like it's crazy.
Speaker 5: You know, in California they have this thing called prop
Speaker 5: five or something like that.
Speaker 1: It's made of plastic too, that prop Yeah.
Speaker 5: When I was in when I was in high school,
Speaker 5: I was in the Science Olympiad and one of the
Speaker 5: events was identifying different types of plastic. And me and
Speaker 5: my friend Matt car Yes, we came in fourth place
Speaker 5: in the state and identifying plastic types.
Speaker 3: And you tell by the little number on the bottom right.
Speaker 5: That's right, like HDPE is hydro ethylene trathalite, just number two.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 3: God, that's like when Catholic people remember weird Prey.
Speaker 4: Yes, why.
Speaker 1: That got drilled from his little messyline?
Speaker 5: Why didn't they teach me piano instead? Why do they
Speaker 5: teach me how to learn the plastics?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me.
Speaker 5: I could be speaking Spanish and playing piano instead. Now
Speaker 5: I know what the four stands for in the bottom
Speaker 5: of a plastic bottle.
Speaker 4: Fuck you wan talp, Fuck you seriously?
Speaker 3: Okay, So what can you? Can you give us anything
Speaker 3: you know about? Like what should we know about plastics?
Speaker 3: Like what plastics should we what's Prop five about?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, that's what I was talking about. Prop five.
Speaker 5: So in California they have this thing where they put
Speaker 5: a warning label on any item you might purchase that
Speaker 5: has like chemicals in it that might cause cancer birth defects,
Speaker 5: which you think would be nice.
Speaker 4: But then you go on Amazon.
Speaker 3: He just illegal to use those things instead of just like,
Speaker 3: but we warned you, right, but I mean cigarettes, Okay, But.
Speaker 5: Then you go on Amazon, you go on Wayfair, and
Speaker 5: every fucking thing you could buy has a warning on it,
Speaker 5: and so you just feel like, well, I guess I'm
Speaker 5: gonna buy something that could give you cancer.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be Prop five.
Speaker 2: By the way, that's like some kind of like tax thing.
Speaker 2: I think you're thinking of sick.
Speaker 4: I think it was like Roe v. Wade or something. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Prop sixty five, that's right, it's Prop sixty five. And
Speaker 5: it's like there's so many things. Like I was gonna
Speaker 5: buy this really nice breadmaker and I was like so
Speaker 5: excited about it, and then it was like PROP sixty
Speaker 5: five and I was like, well, I'm not going to
Speaker 5: have my breadmaker have cancer chemicals in it. And then
Speaker 5: I had this luggage that I got from France and
Speaker 5: they were like PROP sixty five and I was like,
Speaker 5: I think that's okay. If my luggage has cancer chemicals
Speaker 5: in it, I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: But Jesus well, I you know, there were not Like
Speaker 3: I think California is trying to pass a thing where
Speaker 3: they're not allowed to use dye red dye or some
Speaker 3: kind of dye that has is a cancer causing dye
Speaker 3: that's in skittles.
Speaker 1: It's become a big thing where because people are like
Speaker 1: keep skittles the way they are, but it's like.
Speaker 3: One of the colors is giving people is cancer causing
Speaker 3: and they don't sell it in Europe, like you can't
Speaker 3: buy so many of the things that you can buy
Speaker 3: in America. In other kind is because they actually care
Speaker 3: about the people that live there, or maybe not. Maybe
Speaker 3: there's some reason they're financially incentivized to not carry it.
Speaker 3: But here we are we don't have that protection. But
Speaker 3: I was sitting next to a table of Australians, I
Speaker 3: think in my hotel the other day, and this girl
Speaker 3: was like savoring her diet coke. She's like, I'm so
Speaker 3: excited about this diet coke. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I get her so much. Like I love diet coke too,
Speaker 3: Like it's it's like having a cigarette.
Speaker 1: It is a treat.
Speaker 3: And she said, oh my god, everyone she was telling
Speaker 3: all of her Australian friends taste this taste. How different
Speaker 3: this diet coke tastes than our die coke. And like
Speaker 3: even the thing that is cancer tastes more cancery here,
Speaker 3: Like is it not?
Speaker 1: Dico's got to be cancer there too? Terrible for it?
Speaker 4: Corn syrup, I mean we have corn syrup and all.
Speaker 1: It's there's no one diet Coke's.
Speaker 4: Aspar t. Yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 1: Cancer, yes, and that's what's in diet coke.
Speaker 5: And I recently had a study come out at the
Speaker 5: sugar that they sweet and vitamin water with is also
Speaker 5: cancer causing.
Speaker 3: Disgusting. I mean, diet coke. I have to say, though,
Speaker 3: I love them, and I love that there's this like
Speaker 3: new resurgence of people being like, sorry, I'm doing it.
Speaker 3: Like life is sure diet coke, baby, because you don't
Speaker 3: see this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, life is short, TI, and it's gonna be even
Speaker 1: shorter now. But I think that I like, there's this
Speaker 1: meme thing going on.
Speaker 3: I know you're not like plugged into what the meme
Speaker 3: culture is, but there are in basic bitch meme culture.
Speaker 3: Diet coke is like taking on a new like people
Speaker 3: are loving it again back in their lives. The Coca
Speaker 3: Cola marketing has worked. They've infiltrated the meme culture like
Speaker 3: it's everyone's bought on. It's back in, and I just
Speaker 3: I like having a little naughty thing I do. That's
Speaker 3: kind of like like I can even tell, like when
Speaker 3: I buy them, Chris will buy them for me, but
Speaker 3: he's not happy about it, Like he can tell it's
Speaker 3: a vice that I feel bad about, yeah, and that
Speaker 3: I secretly want to quit. So he's like trying to
Speaker 3: aid in my quitting, but also like a little bit
Speaker 3: like sad when I give in because I do feel
Speaker 3: so naughty. But man, diet coke out of a.
Speaker 1: Bottle. No cancer on cancer.
Speaker 2: Baby, do you have more than one in the sitting.
Speaker 3: Here's what I do, because yes, I would be interested
Speaker 3: if I was a bustie and I drink diet coke.
Speaker 3: What is my consumption level I will do on the
Speaker 3: road to some one and a half a day. Like,
Speaker 3: I'll buy one in the morning. I'll drink half of
Speaker 3: it as soon as it gets room temperature.
Speaker 1: Me no one. Even if it gets kind of warm,
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I toss it.
Speaker 3: I'll drink like half as my treat until I get annoyed,
Speaker 3: and then before show I'll sip on one. So it's
Speaker 3: probably abound still about one a day, probably four days
Speaker 3: a week. I do have one of my suitcase that
Speaker 3: I stole from the venue of the other night. I
Speaker 3: haven't transferred it into the refrigerator, but I'm going to
Speaker 3: because I need. It lifts my mood, y'all, it gets
Speaker 3: me in a better mood. It has caffeine in it,
Speaker 3: so that's like sh but it's yeah, it's in my well.
Speaker 3: I didn't want it to go to waste because it
Speaker 3: was it was it was at the venue.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I didn't want to go to waite. It
Speaker 1: actually would have gotten eat.
Speaker 3: It would have gotten drank by someone there, so I
Speaker 3: didn't want I just didn't.
Speaker 1: Want eat drinks different.
Speaker 3: There are four dollars at the airport. I was like
Speaker 3: either by, you know, like trying to save one nine.
Speaker 1: I checked it in my it, But really, did you
Speaker 1: know that? For real? I know, isn't that crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You buy two waters and they're like eight forty nine,
Speaker 3: and you go, are we gonna laugh about this before
Speaker 3: I hand over my credit card? Are we going to
Speaker 3: like share a little knowing giggle? But this is bullshit?
Speaker 3: But yeah, I uh, I loved coke. It really does
Speaker 3: make me feel like I'm doing a drug. Like it
Speaker 3: gives me that little hit of dopamine that I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm naughty.
Speaker 1: I'm bad.
Speaker 3: It's a little like a little can't It's like a
Speaker 3: smoking a cigarette. It's probably as bad as smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 3: So I hope Donald Trump keeps chugging them chug a
Speaker 3: l hug.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 3: No, he drinks ten a day. Oh my god, isn't
Speaker 3: that the number? Bryant?
Speaker 5: Well, that's the thing. I mean, you drink ten a day,
Speaker 5: he's almost eighty. Doesn't seem to matter for some people.
Speaker 5: It's really comes down to just.
Speaker 3: It's like cigarettes, like cigarettes until they died.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't drink diet soft drinks. They're so good.
Speaker 3: Life is short. Sometimes you gotta have a little vice.
Speaker 3: But like when I was drinking like these zvs, I
Speaker 3: gotta stop. This can't be good.
Speaker 1: I drink like six a day. Yeah, I don't drink
Speaker 1: water because I drink them. It's I can't.
Speaker 4: I'm waiting for the other shoot to drop on Lacroix.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something Joe Mandy told me Lacroix gave him kidney stones.
Speaker 3: He was drinking like ten a day when he worked
Speaker 3: on parks and rec and he was hospitalized for kidney
Speaker 3: stones and he was like it was all Lacroix.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's it's bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's anything in the excess is bat even water.
Speaker 3: People get like brain damage from drinking.
Speaker 1: Can't got plastic carticles. Yeah that's true. All right, We're
Speaker 1: gonna go to break and.
Speaker 3: Talk about happier things when we get back up this.
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. So this weekend, Mom came on
Speaker 1: the road.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 3: She wrote me on Thursday day maybe it was like
Speaker 3: late it was afternoon afternoon, and she was like Nick, Nick,
Speaker 3: and you.
Speaker 1: And I didn't even say it like that because I
Speaker 1: was texting you, but it was, Nick, you can I.
Speaker 3: Come on the road with you sometimes, and I love
Speaker 3: when my mom comes out.
Speaker 1: I was just like pitching her and I thought, you
Speaker 1: know sometimes because I.
Speaker 3: Think you like hanging out with me, and you aren't
Speaker 3: ready to admit it to yourself, but.
Speaker 1: I think you like me hanging out with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think we had a good diamond funny girl. I
Speaker 3: think you were feeling that. I think you were like,
Speaker 3: we're thinking about it, like wow, I NICKI is like
Speaker 3: my friend. Yeah, wow, I like like hanging out with her.
Speaker 5: See, that's the best having a child. If you can
Speaker 5: have a child that grows up and then they're your friend.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's like the best one.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 3: That's what I want to just cut to. I just
Speaker 3: cut to them being like fifteen and up. And I
Speaker 3: know that fifteen year old girls are a nightmare, but
Speaker 3: I am delusional enough to think that I would have
Speaker 3: one that life could control that because she'd be autistic
Speaker 3: on love on the steptrum.
Speaker 1: And they seem to be so in love with their
Speaker 1: parents because because the parents are right there.
Speaker 3: Anyway, my mom texted me, Hey, Nick, Is there a
Speaker 3: time I did come out on the road with you
Speaker 3: and I said what about tomorrow? And she was like
Speaker 3: I can't no.
Speaker 1: I said, I wasn't expecting that answer. Yeah, yeah, And
Speaker 1: then I was like one minute later, yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I can do that.
Speaker 3: I was like, you already got dad's permission. He signed
Speaker 3: your field trips. Like that was quick.
Speaker 1: I said, I have to ask your father. I know,
Speaker 1: how did that go? I didn't even ask him.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, I didn't think you ask
Speaker 3: me too quickly, I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, am I really going to ask him?
Speaker 1: I'm just going to tell him that I'm going.
Speaker 3: Thank you, tell and then ask for permission.
Speaker 1: Well after I don't need permission. I mean I just
Speaker 1: was saying, as you do, why you need permission? But
Speaker 1: the maybe as act like he doesn't own me.
Speaker 3: Yes he does.
Speaker 1: You don't own me.
Speaker 3: And you are owned by your wife. Guy who says
Speaker 3: she doesn't. You all need permission? We all do.
Speaker 1: If it was he, you know, I knew he had
Speaker 1: a gig and we just did the same last weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh so he can't be like, well you never come
Speaker 1: to my gooog like boom, you were there last weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. So and I knew it was going
Speaker 1: to be the same kind of people there. I thought, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to miss that. And then is there
Speaker 1: any guilt trip whatsoever? No, it wasn't killed after I
Speaker 1: and he's been out on the road with me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the last some Mandy mentioned they said, well, you
Speaker 1: know e J goes on the road with Nikki and
Speaker 1: we just did that. We did that.
Speaker 3: We are family showed together alone. So you and I
Speaker 3: are do a trip even though it isn't tit for tat,
Speaker 3: but for some reason in my family it is.
Speaker 1: His tit for tet.
Speaker 3: Like you can't do something in as someone else also
Speaker 3: does it, like, well it's nick Well, then we're also
Speaker 3: getting Laura a gift on Nicky's birthday, or like we
Speaker 3: get we get birthday gifts for each other on other
Speaker 3: people's birthdays, because like people can't have you can't just
Speaker 3: have something. It has to be equal, yes, Because sometimes
Speaker 3: the dogs, I'm like, this dog doesn't need a treat,
Speaker 3: it's fat, and this dog doesn't deserves a treat because
Speaker 3: it's good. You can't do that, and they go, no,
Speaker 3: you can't not give one of the dog's treats and
Speaker 3: I go, absolutely, you can't.
Speaker 1: Well you can, but it's not fair.
Speaker 3: Well, the dogs don't play by fair.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Those dogs? No, if you give
Speaker 1: one the other one there's waiting, right, and.
Speaker 3: Then they'll forget two seconds later they'll forget that if
Speaker 3: they even got one.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Nikki doesn't get You used to say
Speaker 1: dogs don't get jealous.
Speaker 3: Well, I know, and that's the thing that I cannot
Speaker 3: escape in my like my family, is that I once
Speaker 3: said dogs can't get jealous. And I take it back,
Speaker 3: but that is has rehaunted me.
Speaker 1: My whole life is.
Speaker 3: You guys always go remember the time Niki said dogs
Speaker 3: can't get jell us and I was like, it's not
Speaker 3: That's not what I meant. I just meant they don't.
Speaker 3: They aren't like she has this thing and I wanted
Speaker 3: to They're not like they do feel They're just like,
Speaker 3: oh woah, whoa, whoah, they're just football and.
Speaker 1: The other one here has that's a good point. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'm righty, No, it's well, it's so obvious, Howell.
Speaker 3: You went on the road with me because because you
Speaker 3: were like, yeah, I'm doing it, and I really respect
Speaker 3: you for like you like doing things and traveling and
Speaker 3: like like and you're.
Speaker 1: Old, well what does sixty five?
Speaker 3: And you're like, I don't mind going on planes and
Speaker 3: checking into hotels and packing like and you're not like.
Speaker 1: Someone you don't pack like me.
Speaker 3: You're not just like, oh, I'll just throw things in
Speaker 3: a bag five minutes before I leave.
Speaker 1: You like prepare to pack. Well, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to take a lot And if.
Speaker 3: I worked that way, I would feel burdened by it travel.
Speaker 1: But you're down for it, no, I Oh, I was
Speaker 1: so in and it was so because you said it's
Speaker 1: going to be easy. It's gonna be Atlanta, Kansas City,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, those are short flights, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. I like. It's like you get up in
Speaker 1: the air and you yeah, back down.
Speaker 3: As soon as you reach the top, you're descending.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, It's like I love that kind of flying.
Speaker 1: So it was great. It was great. We had a
Speaker 1: great time.
Speaker 3: We did go to Atlanta and we landed and I
Speaker 3: was not in a good mood because that airport just
Speaker 3: sucks so much and you have to walk so far and.
Speaker 1: Then you have to walk to a shuttle and then
Speaker 1: you have.
Speaker 3: To get them this steamy, humid like it feels like
Speaker 3: you're getting on the G train. It's dirty and airport
Speaker 3: it's not dirty, but it's just hot.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's hot Lanta baby. Well it's not even hot
Speaker 1: outside really, yeah, but it was just hot. It was
Speaker 1: like a sauna down there.
Speaker 4: They was under construction.
Speaker 1: Took so long.
Speaker 5: Probably I feel like every airport in America under construction.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's such an excuse for things just being slow
Speaker 3: and shitty. You just put up a sign that says
Speaker 3: like it's pardon our dust. It's like there is no dust.
Speaker 3: There's just no one working here. But there's some cones
Speaker 3: and people aren't being paid fairly, so they're moving like snails.
Speaker 4: Why is why all the signs.
Speaker 5: There's all these signs in America, and for some reason,
Speaker 5: when it comes to part in our dust, they get
Speaker 5: this official like British Aristocrat sign. Everything else is like
Speaker 5: under construction, yield stop part in our dust?
Speaker 1: What is that that's so true? Why that our dust?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was one person came up with it and it
Speaker 3: was a cute, quirky thing.
Speaker 1: It's cute. We're working on this place.
Speaker 3: Man. There was a sign in our elevator when we
Speaker 3: were in where were we, Brian? One of those like
Speaker 3: Daytona or something. There's a sign in our elevator that
Speaker 3: was terrible.
Speaker 4: It's trying to see if.
Speaker 3: You remember what it was. It was yellow and it
Speaker 3: made me sick. It was a pun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do remember the punch.
Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you remember, this would be like
Speaker 3: the plastics thing.
Speaker 5: I feel like the plasts that start preventing me from
Speaker 5: remembering because they're in my brain.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't remember the tetrahydro chlorousine. Okay, so yeah, that we
Speaker 3: get in the shuttle and then we it every stop
Speaker 3: you have to wait two minutes. And if you're a
Speaker 3: New Yorker and used to ride this train, it's doors open,
Speaker 3: doors closed. If you miss it, it's your fault. You
Speaker 3: gotta hustle. I like New York because people are moving fast.
Speaker 3: There's no time to go.
Speaker 6: Like, I'm gonna get up and sort my bags and
Speaker 6: make sure the book is tucked in.
Speaker 1: I'll put my book. Oh I forgot to put the
Speaker 1: book or put that back in. Put it back in.
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna pick it.
Speaker 3: Up, Like, pick it up as you're moving, Like people
Speaker 3: will just pick something up as they're standing.
Speaker 1: And then start to move you up, break it on
Speaker 1: the we.
Speaker 3: Can just like, let's do go diagonal instead of up
Speaker 3: and then over. Just diagonal, take up the bag, and
Speaker 3: let's cross street diagonal, use a mobile order. Yes, let's
Speaker 3: let's let's grab the drink as we're passing by Starbucks.
Speaker 1: We don't need to go and stand in line like, uh,
Speaker 1: that's you? Yeah, you are.
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 1: Not so man?
Speaker 3: When I'm at that, they'll stop at that's with that
Speaker 3: shuttle and we're like, you know, you've reached terminal three.
Speaker 1: You got me because you got off at the wrong
Speaker 1: stop by accident.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was. I goes, there's no way there's
Speaker 3: another stop. This has been We were only in terminal
Speaker 3: three and there's it's three two one T and then
Speaker 3: baggage claim and so we're at TEA and I get
Speaker 3: off and then I'm like, what the fuck? So we
Speaker 3: have to get back on and it was just taking
Speaker 3: so long, and then we finally get to the baggage claim.
Speaker 3: Our luggage comes right out, efficient as fuck. Thank you
Speaker 3: so much, Atlanta Airport. You get the luggage. Then we
Speaker 3: got to find the uber now.
Speaker 1: No signs will sign no signs.
Speaker 3: There's never any signs at airports. Trying to find it
Speaker 3: is like they dose your ubers. They don't want you
Speaker 3: to take ubers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they must not.
Speaker 3: It has to be that, because there's no other reason
Speaker 3: for the uh, the deficiency of information.
Speaker 2: However, two of you in a circumstance like this, someone
Speaker 2: like calm and collected, like I'm gonna look it up.
Speaker 2: Someone frantic, How are the two of you?
Speaker 3: I'm on a I'm I'm I'm gonna I'm on one
Speaker 3: and I'm allowed to be on one because I'm with
Speaker 3: my mom and she loves me and she accepts me
Speaker 3: for who I am. So like, I kind of you know,
Speaker 3: when you're like in a bad mood and there's certain
Speaker 3: people you just you got to suck it up for,
Speaker 3: and then there's others that you can just kind of
Speaker 3: let it out and be yourself. Mom, I can just
Speaker 3: I can be like I'm a baby and it like
Speaker 3: because she's my mom. I was a baby at some point,
Speaker 3: so I'm sucking on her tit and she's the one
Speaker 3: that goes up to Yeah, So I was just like
Speaker 3: I don't God, weirds there's no sign, Like I was
Speaker 3: just kind of being pouty.
Speaker 1: Baby, and and then.
Speaker 3: I gotta be honest with you, Noah, my mom isn't
Speaker 3: capable of finding information in airport that I'm not capable of,
Speaker 3: right because I I just that's the language I speak.
Speaker 1: You, that's your that's your yeah, so like so you can.
Speaker 2: Try to help that into a personality that's there under
Speaker 2: like dress.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, that person wasn't showing up to this Hank.
Speaker 1: We were just like I was just kind of giving up.
Speaker 3: And then I was just like looking at people around
Speaker 3: and then I'm looking for anyone that works there, being
Speaker 3: like where would ubers pick up? And then finally I
Speaker 3: don't even know, Oh, I just called an uber and
Speaker 3: then on the Uber app it will tell.
Speaker 1: You where to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you need that. It's crazy and lax.
Speaker 5: They have la exit, and I'm just every time I
Speaker 5: see that, I'm like, can you imagine if you were
Speaker 5: from a foreign country and you didn't speak English and
Speaker 5: you had to figure out how to get an Uber
Speaker 5: and the signs say la exit.
Speaker 4: It's not even a word you could look up.
Speaker 1: They're trying to be cute. That is the weirdest thing
Speaker 1: like La Exit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how you get to the uber You have
Speaker 5: to take a shuttle to another like a remote location.
Speaker 3: Unless you get an Uber black and you pay one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars more, which I do every time because I
Speaker 3: do not want to bring two suitcases onto a shuttle
Speaker 3: bus and then go and I just I just go.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about when we got to the uber
Speaker 1: st So we.
Speaker 3: Get to the uber stam finally we walk like and
Speaker 3: I'm complaining. I'm like, I feel like a refugee right
Speaker 3: now because we're walking through these long, h you know,
Speaker 3: corridors and like these garages with these hot puddles and
Speaker 3: it's hot.
Speaker 1: It's gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm it's already late. I'm not going to
Speaker 3: get a nap in before the show.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, Oh, I think that that was on
Speaker 1: your mind the whole time.
Speaker 3: Anytime I'm in a bad mood, it's because I do
Speaker 3: not see a nap on the horizon. Baby need nap,
Speaker 3: And so it really is the only time when I
Speaker 3: see my time my It's one of our biggest things
Speaker 3: in therapy, couples therapy. Chris brings up that he's scared
Speaker 3: to ask me to do things because I take everything
Speaker 3: that gets brought up as an affront to my time. Oh,
Speaker 3: like everything could possibly It's as if my time were
Speaker 3: raped from me at some point in my life. So
Speaker 3: anytime he has a little thing that might take my time,
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't have the top Like it's it's
Speaker 3: as if something at some point in my life and
Speaker 3: I trace it back to you guys bringing me to
Speaker 3: air shows, and like, as a kid, your time is
Speaker 3: raped from you because you just have to do what
Speaker 3: your parents tell you.
Speaker 1: To do it and you have to go.
Speaker 3: It's just air shows weren't like a part of our lives.
Speaker 1: But like I think, honestly, we would go to every show.
Speaker 3: I can't even I don't even want to talk about. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the biggest fears of your life and you have to
Speaker 3: go do them and everyone's excited about it, and it
Speaker 3: is and driving on the highway, let's not forget just
Speaker 3: being on the highway. It's just everything about it was horrible.
Speaker 3: But I think that and I'm not I'm not calling
Speaker 3: you out being like why did you do that to me?
Speaker 3: Being a kid is having like your your time is
Speaker 3: not yours. You can't be like, I don't feel like
Speaker 3: doing that. It's no, it doesn't matter what kid you are. Well,
Speaker 3: when you're a kid growing up in the nineties, you
Speaker 3: don't get your You don't you can't have a lot
Speaker 3: of boundary.
Speaker 4: I'm going to do my own thing. I think I'm
Speaker 4: going to hang then, yeah, I can't do that.
Speaker 3: Yes, And I don't know what else happened to me,
Speaker 3: but yeah, like I'm whenever my time seems to be whenever,
Speaker 3: there's not going to be time for me to be alone,
Speaker 3: and like, and I think now I'm starting to need
Speaker 3: time to cry. And if I don't see a time
Speaker 3: where I'm going to be able to cry at any
Speaker 3: point before I do something or have like even the opportunity.
Speaker 3: Not that I cry a lot, but like, I just
Speaker 3: I start to panic. So anyway, we're going to the
Speaker 3: Uber X or to the Uber Black. I called a
Speaker 3: black car because I want to be impressive to my mom.
Speaker 3: So I get into a black SUV and you know,
Speaker 3: an escalade is coming to get us, and they were
Speaker 3: waiting there ten minutes. It passes. We're hanging out. My
Speaker 3: phone's about to die, so I'm not really looking at it.
Speaker 3: And then he goes to it. He's in a totally
Speaker 3: different part of the airport. Then he calls me, not
Speaker 3: speaking English. I can't really, I can't understand what he's doing.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that I'm in this section. I'm at l
Speaker 3: E outside. No, you know, he can't hear me. I
Speaker 3: can't hear I hang up. I say, I gotta cancel it.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, So I cancel it. I call another one.
Speaker 3: That one's eight minutes away. My phone is on one percent.
Speaker 3: Now I'm freaking out. So I set it down and
Speaker 3: I don't look at it. Then it gets to I
Speaker 3: pick it up at seven minutes later, the car is
Speaker 3: at another location. This is a different location now, and
Speaker 3: I go, what is going on?
Speaker 1: Why is my dot here? And he is here?
Speaker 3: So I cancel it before my phone dies because I
Speaker 3: don't even have time to communicate with this guy to
Speaker 3: come to the right place because my phone's about to die.
Speaker 3: So then I go, Mom, I got to use your phone.
Speaker 3: She doesn't even have Uber downloaded. Got download Huber, which
Speaker 3: takes forever because we're out in the middle of nowhere,
Speaker 3: in the middle of this parking garage, beneath the ground.
Speaker 3: And then and while we're doing this, there's all of
Speaker 3: these drivers coming up to us, you know, just guys
Speaker 3: waiting by who are trying, who are going like, you
Speaker 3: need a ride, you need to ride.
Speaker 1: You know you've seen these guys on the service. You
Speaker 1: need to ride, And there's constantly yeah, well he seems
Speaker 1: kind of legit.
Speaker 3: Exactly, except that every four seconds there's a woman that
Speaker 3: comes over the speaker going like, please do not accept
Speaker 3: rides from those you do.
Speaker 1: No, I did. It is illegal to expect to ride.
Speaker 3: Like there's constantly that they will tell you where to
Speaker 3: pick up a note to get in a car.
Speaker 5: Right, they should have a better signage for the ubers.
Speaker 5: They don't want you to get into an illegal man's
Speaker 5: car exactly.
Speaker 3: It's like they don't have a solution to what these
Speaker 3: guys are there for.
Speaker 4: What are they what's their wrecket? What are they doing?
Speaker 3: And the guys, the guys, they just want to make
Speaker 3: some money off people who are stranded by Uber or
Speaker 3: who like can't of their Uber didn't show up or whatever.
Speaker 3: So but they all lie. They go, my car didn't
Speaker 3: show up, my passenger didn't show up. I'm just waiting here.
Speaker 3: I got a free car, and I go, and I go,
Speaker 3: you can't say this to me. I've been here twenty minutes,
Speaker 3: your your car. You've said this to three people in
Speaker 3: the time that I've been here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was absolutely saying, do not take a ride.
Speaker 1: You were getting married. Yeah, I'm taking it. I'm going
Speaker 1: to take no. No, no, we're not there yet.
Speaker 3: So then I'm like, I'm just going to get a
Speaker 3: ride from this guy, from one of these guys because
Speaker 3: I have cash on me, right, and I don't have
Speaker 3: to give away a credit card because my mom's like,
Speaker 3: when we did this in France, we got charged eighteen
Speaker 3: hundred dollars, which is true.
Speaker 1: They got scam. Yeah, we're still working that out.
Speaker 3: Yes, well that's a silly thing that you get. I
Speaker 3: only play Venmo or cash to these guys that are
Speaker 3: just offering rides. So then I go up to this guy.
Speaker 3: I'm about to go over to the guy guy. And
Speaker 3: then I go up to this other guy who works there.
Speaker 3: He has a luggage cart, he's collecting luggage carts. He
Speaker 3: maybe helped an old woman out there, And I said,
Speaker 3: where am I supposed to go to get an uber black?
Speaker 3: I don't get this, And he's like, oh, you're in
Speaker 3: the wrong section Uber Blacks pick up in this other area,
Speaker 3: which I would never know.
Speaker 1: Because there didn't even tell me. Yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 3: So then I'm like, I've already been waiting here twenty
Speaker 3: five minutes. Our flight was an hour late getting in.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to get my nap. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to get my nap. I barely I'm going to get
Speaker 3: a chance to even work out or even look at
Speaker 3: a treadmill. And I'm just like annoying, and then I'm
Speaker 3: going to get yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we land at like two, and by this time
Speaker 3: it was three thirty because our flight was supposed to
Speaker 3: land it two, but it landed later, so it was
Speaker 3: three thirty. Our hotels and four or thirty five minutes away.
Speaker 3: And then I got to be at the show at seven.
Speaker 3: So the show was later than I thought. So it
Speaker 3: started at eight, so I had to be there at seven,
Speaker 3: so it doesn't leave a lot of time to get
Speaker 3: and then you need an hour to get ready, put
Speaker 3: on those eyelashes and spray tand and all the stuff.
Speaker 1: So I go, I'm going to get a ride from
Speaker 1: one of these guys.
Speaker 3: I said to the guy that was telling me where
Speaker 3: to get an uber I go, I'm just going to
Speaker 3: get one from a ride from one of these guys.
Speaker 1: He goes, don't and I go why. I go, I
Speaker 1: have cash and he's like, no, no, no, you might
Speaker 1: get kidnapped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I go, what.
Speaker 1: Look at me?
Speaker 3: I go, no, I'm not and he goes and I go,
Speaker 3: I'm thirty nine. I was like, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: get kidnapped. And this is my point, was like, I've
Speaker 3: talked about this on the podcast the other day. I'm
Speaker 3: not worried about being kidnapped.
Speaker 1: I'm too old. No one's going to sell me for sex. Well,
Speaker 1: now you're you're thinking about you kind of want to
Speaker 1: get kidnapped.
Speaker 3: Part of me is sad that I'm out of the
Speaker 3: oh trafficking age. Oh you know, there's a part of
Speaker 3: you that goes like.
Speaker 4: Is that really what these guys are doing in traffic?
Speaker 5: They're hanging out at the airport just to kidnap somebody.
Speaker 6: They're gonna scam you and I and I got my
Speaker 6: mom with are they gonna scam you or are they
Speaker 6: just trying to I think usurp.
Speaker 4: The uber fees are trying to make more money.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, there's not that many people cash kidnapping.
Speaker 1: Under the table. Uber's not gonna take anything.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be.
Speaker 1: All no, no, but and they'll just make up a
Speaker 1: number that is yeah. But then you.
Speaker 3: Negotiate with them before you get in the car. I
Speaker 3: know what the number was on the uber thing, so
Speaker 3: I can give them around that like I was gonna negotiate.
Speaker 3: I've taken them before. I'm not crazy like this is
Speaker 3: when you're in desperation. These guys are legit. Mom My,
Speaker 3: mom thinks you think seven men were all there to
Speaker 3: kidnap women? Do you know that one thing that's happening
Speaker 3: every day at the Atlanta Airport.
Speaker 1: But this guy is uh, he's got a point. If
Speaker 1: he ever found out who you are. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think that would even protect me more to be
Speaker 1: if they knew who I mean, maybe they've got who
Speaker 1: I was. Who are you on the daughter of Nikki?
Speaker 1: The mother? I mean the mother? Yeah, I have I
Speaker 1: have a.
Speaker 2: Quick about kidnapping. Okay, okay, Well, the fear of being
Speaker 2: kidnapped may persist for one's entire life. In twenty twenty two,
Speaker 2: the number of missing persons under the age of twenty
Speaker 2: one was much higher than those of than those over
Speaker 2: twenty one. No, dat with two hundred and six thousand,
Speaker 2: three hundred and seventy one females under twenty one reported
Speaker 2: missing and sixty fourth uh sixty four thousand, nine hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty six females over the age of twenty one
Speaker 2: reported missing.
Speaker 1: And if we're going over thirty five, that numbers getn't
Speaker 1: even it's even lower.
Speaker 4: And that's in America, in the US.
Speaker 3: And let's say in America, I mean kidnapping is happening
Speaker 3: mostly to people like parents steal their kids from yea
Speaker 3: mother numbers it's it's not that's like people steal.
Speaker 4: At the airport.
Speaker 1: No, it's not people.
Speaker 4: Three luggage, three things of luggage.
Speaker 1: There's no way.
Speaker 3: And I go, I go where what are they going
Speaker 3: to sell us into? I was just telling my mom,
Speaker 3: like sex is not on the table.
Speaker 1: For either la very. Ransom, Yeah, just ransom. Yeah, that's big.
Speaker 1: I just going to pay ransom.
Speaker 4: This happens.
Speaker 1: They could pay ransom, is me.
Speaker 4: Well, you would you would pay it.
Speaker 3: They would take you to UH, I would pay them,
Speaker 3: take you right to the bank.
Speaker 4: Yes, they could do that.
Speaker 1: I have really good money protection.
Speaker 3: I would be fine with that and be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: take me in the bank, and it does happen in
Speaker 3: my show, and I would get pressed in like.
Speaker 5: Third world countries or this does happen. I've heard stories.
Speaker 5: I've had it happened to a couple of friends. Where
Speaker 5: you're in it's like in Mexico, Central America, places in Africa,
Speaker 5: Eastern Europe. You get into a taxi, they just take
Speaker 5: you out to the desert and they say, we're not
Speaker 5: going to take you back unless you give us two
Speaker 5: hundred dollars. Yeah, and then they just if you don't pay,
Speaker 5: they just let you out in the middle of nowhere
Speaker 5: and you don't know how to get home.
Speaker 3: I was listening to some pot Sam Harris podcasts and
Speaker 3: a guy was talking about how you're talking about hostage situations,
Speaker 3: and he said that they're much more common, obviously in
Speaker 3: South America, because kidnapping is like a littering charge in
Speaker 3: terms of what the what the punishment is. It's not
Speaker 3: you don't you can get out of jail that night
Speaker 3: if you kidnap someone that day. And in America, kidnapping
Speaker 3: is it's yes, it's it's potential for a life sentence.
Speaker 3: So you are much more likely to be murdered when
Speaker 3: you are kidnapped in America because they're they're already. Fuck,
Speaker 3: they've already, they're already doing life, So why wouldn't they
Speaker 3: just take your life too? So it's really interesting, like
Speaker 3: the Lena legalize.
Speaker 1: It possibly or legalize I.
Speaker 5: Mean, you take someone for a joy ride for a
Speaker 5: few hours, it should be fine.
Speaker 3: But I will say that Josh, who is the guy
Speaker 3: that helped us and gave us advice, And he looked
Speaker 3: at me like, this may be the last time I
Speaker 3: ever see you if you get in that car, Like
Speaker 3: he gave me that kind of look, and I go
Speaker 3: and he was such a nice guy and he was
Speaker 3: I go, okay, fine, Josh, will you walk us to
Speaker 3: the uber black place?
Speaker 1: Because I don't know where to go?
Speaker 3: And so he was walking us and he was so
Speaker 3: nice that I was and I was trying to like
Speaker 3: get my mood back up because this guy was just
Speaker 3: so nice and I didn't want to be like a
Speaker 3: little poudy brat. And and he was like, do you know,
Speaker 3: do you know who you sound like? And I was
Speaker 3: like who? And he was like, do you know the
Speaker 3: comedian Nikki Glazer? And I was like, I do know her.
Speaker 3: I know her very well because I am her josh
Speaker 3: And he was like what and I was like yeah,
Speaker 3: he was like, you sound just like her.
Speaker 1: He was like I thought I heard from your voice.
Speaker 1: And I was like thank you.
Speaker 3: And I said, you want to come to a show tonight?
Speaker 3: He was like I do, and he goes what time?
Speaker 3: And I go, when do you get off work? And
Speaker 3: he's like eleven PM?
Speaker 1: And I go, I'll see you next time.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not a stripper. I don't know.
Speaker 3: And what what thing I show I could be doing
Speaker 3: tonight in which you could attend?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll a.
Speaker 3: Shout out to josh At the Atlanta Airport, he like
Speaker 3: went above and beyond, Joshua, he went above and beyond.
Speaker 1: I did so much.
Speaker 3: And I will say the other day I was coming
Speaker 3: back from Kansas City. There was this guy on our
Speaker 3: plane that was just kept looking at me. And I
Speaker 3: just know when people like recognize me, sure, it's just
Speaker 3: like a little and sometimes they smile and they just
Speaker 3: like you keep looking at them and they're looking at you.
Speaker 3: And as a girl that does not get men looking
Speaker 3: at her all the time, I know, I just don't
Speaker 3: otherwise I wouldn't notice these times. I don't have men
Speaker 3: like hey, I just don't do it, so when it happens,
Speaker 3: it always is that. And so I was getting off
Speaker 3: the plane and this guy that had looked at me
Speaker 3: a couple times before in the boarding erae, he comes
Speaker 3: up to me.
Speaker 1: And is like, has anyone ever told you that you
Speaker 1: and I go? I am her? I didn't even just
Speaker 1: because that's the way people say it. They like, that's
Speaker 1: where he was going. It was really nice though. He
Speaker 1: was very cute.
Speaker 3: I was very flattered that a cute boy recognized me,
Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 3: But it always starts with does anyone ever told you
Speaker 3: that you and.
Speaker 1: Me with mobile order? Nikki? I don't have the patience
Speaker 1: for it, and I just go yes with me.
Speaker 3: I don't like wait it out because I should wait
Speaker 3: it out because at some point they are gonna say
Speaker 3: someone different.
Speaker 1: Has anyone ever told you that you shouldn't wear your
Speaker 1: hair like that?
Speaker 3: All right, I am going to take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll come back after this.
Speaker 3: So yeah, this weekend, we were in Kansas City Saturday night,
Speaker 3: the night before the big Chiefs game. The AFC is
Speaker 3: that what it was the GFC championship game. Is that
Speaker 3: like saying ATM machine is championship a part of AFC?
Speaker 4: No, AFC is the American Football Conference.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just making sure they weren't.
Speaker 5: Playing in Kansas City either, they were, they were they
Speaker 5: were in Baltimore, Baltimore.
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, Nikki, you even picked up on that. What
Speaker 1: where they were they were playing?
Speaker 3: And then I was aware of who was involved in
Speaker 3: the final four? Is what they I called it? That's
Speaker 3: what I think. But I also asked Chris yesterday, I said,
Speaker 3: are there is in football?
Speaker 1: And he said, you wish? No, I don't wish.
Speaker 3: I just want to know why aren't there If you
Speaker 3: throw to the ball to someone and then they score touchdown,
Speaker 3: shouldn't that be an assist?
Speaker 1: You are just like you're throwing a mask.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 1: What is it called?
Speaker 5: It's just called touchdown pass because an assist you're helping
Speaker 5: somebody score. And in basketball, they have to shoot the
Speaker 5: ball after they receive the pass in order to score,
Speaker 5: so they're like doing most of the work, which is
Speaker 5: why it's just an assist. Whereas if you throw the
Speaker 5: ball in football to somebody and they catch it in
Speaker 5: the end zone. The guy who threw the ball is
Speaker 5: doing more than half the work.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. But what if the guy catches
Speaker 1: it and then.
Speaker 5: Runs a lot, Yeah, maybe that should be an assist.
Speaker 5: Maybe the quarterback should get less credit for that, because
Speaker 5: sometimes they do a dump off it's like five yards
Speaker 5: and the guy just does like a magic trick and
Speaker 5: spins around everybody. That guy should but that guy gets yards.
Speaker 5: He racks up the yard. But no, he does if
Speaker 5: he catches it anyway. So yeah, well let's talk about
Speaker 5: that point is valid. Your point is valid. There should
Speaker 5: be thank you note because all passes are not equal.
Speaker 4: All passes are not equal.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, all right, Yeah, what did you think of
Speaker 3: that game? It was I just I just went to
Speaker 3: bed halfway through and I did what I did the
Speaker 3: other day where I manifested, and I said, I went
Speaker 3: to bed.
Speaker 1: I went to go take a nap.
Speaker 3: During the first quarter and they were up I think
Speaker 3: four points, and I said to Chris, I'll be back.
Speaker 3: They're going to be They're gonna win this game. But
Speaker 3: just trust me, it's like it's done deal. They're gonna win.
Speaker 3: They're they're going all I said it. They're going all
Speaker 3: the way.
Speaker 1: I was right.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean that they're gonna win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: I just meant they're getting there. I was right, and
Speaker 3: I came back out.
Speaker 2: During the fourth quarter.
Speaker 1: They had it. They had it, man. Yeah, yeah, it
Speaker 1: was a fun game.
Speaker 5: It was pretty frustrating game because the Chiefs are now
Speaker 5: entering like dynasty mode and they won the Super Bowl
Speaker 5: last year. They've won the Super Bowl multiple times. Mahomes
Speaker 5: and Kelsey have multiple rings, so they're always the favorite
Speaker 5: even if they're playing even if they're not the favorite
Speaker 5: in Vegas odds and they're playing away. The underdog were
Speaker 5: the Ravens, even though the Ravens have won a lot
Speaker 5: of Super Bowls too.
Speaker 1: But they were the favorites, right, yeah, Ravens, they were
Speaker 1: the slight favorites.
Speaker 5: They were, but people and the Chiefs aren't even favorite
Speaker 5: to win the Super Bowl corn A Vegas. The forty
Speaker 5: nine ers are one and a half point favorites. The
Speaker 5: Chiefs are one and a half point dogs. And I
Speaker 5: just think it's hard to root for a team that
Speaker 5: just like wins the Super Bowl every year. It's like
Speaker 5: rooting for the Patriots in the early two thousands and
Speaker 5: so part of me was like, I really want the
Speaker 5: Ravens to win, but also I want the Chiefs to
Speaker 5: win so that Nikki's prediction comes true. And also thanks
Speaker 5: for the sake of the NFL. I mean, they just
Speaker 5: want to ride out this Swift Kelsey thing for as
Speaker 5: much as they can.
Speaker 3: And did you see how much money that she's made
Speaker 3: the NFL? That was like three hundred and sixty one
Speaker 3: million dollars determined, as has been the revenue that.
Speaker 1: She's brought it. I figure that out. I mean, it's obviously.
Speaker 3: An estimate, an estimate, but it's I would not be
Speaker 3: surprised if it was up there.
Speaker 1: It's you know, it's it's a huge I mean, she's
Speaker 1: gotten to watch football. You watch I would I didn't
Speaker 1: know who Travis Kelsey was, Yeah, who did?
Speaker 3: He was apparently well known, and this was a meme
Speaker 3: where girls were asking their boyfriend like or telling their
Speaker 3: boyfriends Travis h Taylor Swift put Travis Kelcey on the map,
Speaker 3: and then they would just see these guys.
Speaker 1: You just see these guys.
Speaker 3: Go like, what.
Speaker 1: She did it? And they're like, I think she did babe,
Speaker 1: And it's like we just.
Speaker 3: Wanted these guys like heads exploded, But I really didn't
Speaker 3: know who he was. And then I will say that
Speaker 3: like I'm a big Travis Kelcey fan right now, and
Speaker 3: it's it's I think he is so cute. Yeah, Chris
Speaker 3: keeps like kind of going like, oh, your crush is
Speaker 3: gonna be Like he's kind of like noticing like I
Speaker 3: have like an affection for this guy.
Speaker 1: I really really like him. I think he's so hot
Speaker 1: and oh my god, on the field, I saw a.
Speaker 3: Video that I've been like avoiding watching too much of
Speaker 3: it because I just feel like it's so invasive. The
Speaker 3: cameras are like right in their faces when they when
Speaker 3: Taylor was on the field hugging him, and I just
Speaker 3: didn't want to, like I don't want to do the
Speaker 3: lip reading and like figure out what she said to
Speaker 3: him and what he said to her. But if enough
Speaker 3: of those videos come up, you finally just give in
Speaker 3: and go fine, I'll watch. Are we really gonna hear
Speaker 3: what she whispered in his ear? And we did? It
Speaker 3: was fucking adorable, y'all. Okay, So she goes up to him, maga,
Speaker 3: he goes hey, sweetie, He goes here, sweetie, and then
Speaker 3: and then they kiss, and the way she like looks
Speaker 3: up at him, you'll have to watch, but she like
Speaker 3: she's like nuzzled in his like neck, and then she
Speaker 3: like looks up at him and she just is like
Speaker 3: trying to find his mouth with her lips.
Speaker 1: It's so cute.
Speaker 3: And then they kiss, and then he says, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: go hang with the boys or something like that, and
Speaker 3: she goes, I love you, and then he says it's
Speaker 3: very very subtle. She goes, I love you, and he goes,
Speaker 3: I love you so much it isn't even funny.
Speaker 1: So cute.
Speaker 3: Then she goes, I'm Then she cuts her hand to
Speaker 3: whisper in his ear and she goes, I'm so proud
Speaker 3: of you, or she goes, I'm so proud. I've never
Speaker 3: been more proud of anyone in my entire life.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: And then they smile and they leave. It is such
Speaker 3: a sweet exchange. And here's the thing I read somewhere
Speaker 3: on Reddit that in this subreddit that I do subtube,
Speaker 3: but it's only to monitor what people are saying about
Speaker 3: my girl. It's called swifty Neutral, and it's like swift
Speaker 3: swifties that aren't like sycophanic, and they kind of make
Speaker 3: fun of and are approaching Taylor from like a cynical
Speaker 3: point of view where they're just like, is she really
Speaker 3: that great?
Speaker 1: Why do you there?
Speaker 3: Because I want to know what these people are saying
Speaker 3: so that I can not on there, but I just
Speaker 3: I have to. I honestly, I'm gonna unsubscribe. I decided
Speaker 3: that yesterday because I'm so annoyed at these people and
Speaker 3: how much they like try to pick her apart. And
Speaker 3: they are fans. That's that's the irony of it. So
Speaker 3: they said. There was one post the other day that
Speaker 3: was like, is there something wrong with Swifties? Why do
Speaker 3: they keep posting like, oh my god, Taylor and Travis,
Speaker 3: Oh my god, OMG, they're so in love. I can't
Speaker 3: stop watching this. This is this is my this lives
Speaker 3: rent free in my head. I've watched this five times
Speaker 3: to you know, all these things they're like, have have
Speaker 3: Swifti's ever been in a relationship before, because this is
Speaker 3: what a relationship is.
Speaker 1: Guess what, No, we haven't. We haven't and we haven't
Speaker 1: been in one like this. This is you.
Speaker 3: You to this woman who wrote this, and I'm or
Speaker 3: whatever person wrote this, I guarantee you you mean twat
Speaker 3: no one has ever loved you the way that Travis
Speaker 3: Kelsey loves Taylor Swift, And I bet you've never loved
Speaker 3: someone back because you're writing on the internet about people
Speaker 3: and being so mean.
Speaker 1: And the truth is most of us haven't experience this
Speaker 1: kind of love. It is.
Speaker 3: They're in what we call limerens for sure, which is
Speaker 3: this like it's the honeymoon phase where our brains are
Speaker 3: like yeah, yeah, we're in where the dopamine and serotonin
Speaker 3: is like firing at all times. It's a drug of
Speaker 3: like love. They're in it, but I don't know they're
Speaker 3: they seem to. They're both on top of the world.
Speaker 3: They're supporting each other's like achieving the greatest things humans
Speaker 3: can achieve. Most of us don't have that relationship.
Speaker 1: Let us like.
Speaker 3: And don't be like, have you guys ever? No, sorry,
Speaker 3: my boyfriend doesn't call me sweetie. He called me glaze.
Speaker 3: You know, like, I don't don't say I love We
Speaker 3: never said a dog, yeah, glaze dog. We never said I.
Speaker 3: We don't say I love you. I don't have that
Speaker 3: kind of relationship. And it's not saying that that's like
Speaker 3: we do have sweet things like that but like, no,
Speaker 3: he says babe. Ironically, he would never call me babe.
Speaker 3: He thinks it's cheesy, but.
Speaker 1: I call him babe. You call him yeah, But I'm sorry, No,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't have a relationship like that where it's just
Speaker 3: like like like constantly jealousy. Of course part of the
Speaker 3: And it's not that I even want that. I'm just
Speaker 3: saying it's.
Speaker 2: Nice part of the fandom being like or like living
Speaker 2: her relationships vicariously.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, And Taylor should be proud of Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 5: He had an amazing game. I mean he that was
Speaker 5: like vintage Travis kel eleven.
Speaker 3: For eleven, That's what I heard some guys then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he doesn't even know what that means. An incredible
Speaker 4: touchdown cast, a credible touchdown.
Speaker 3: Time they threw a ball to him, he caught it
Speaker 3: eleven times.
Speaker 1: It was impressive.
Speaker 5: Patrick Mahomes said, weird, Patrick Mahomes had eleven assists to
Speaker 5: Travis kelcey.
Speaker 3: But is that is that incredible eleven passes to catch
Speaker 3: eleven of them.
Speaker 1: That is incredible to me.
Speaker 4: That sounds record breaking to me.
Speaker 5: And what you're saying, yeah, it's remarkable that Patrick Mahome
Speaker 5: like even if a quarterback just throws eleven of eleven,
Speaker 5: that was actually a record. Patrick Mahomes started the game,
Speaker 5: I think eleven for eleven and that was the most
Speaker 5: consecutive passes thrown by a quarterback in a conference championship game.
Speaker 5: And so Beck Travis Kelsey helped him out that because
Speaker 5: he caught some pretty wicked passes. So it goes all together.
Speaker 5: But yeah, I thought, amazing, so cool.
Speaker 3: That night, we were watching or Chris went over to
Speaker 3: his brother's house to watch the Lions versus the forty
Speaker 3: nine ers that tragedy.
Speaker 1: And yeah, that was good.
Speaker 3: So I was watching the end of the game. I
Speaker 3: was rooting for the Lions obviously because they're underdogs. They're Underlions, Yeah,
Speaker 3: never been in the Super Bowl. Their their jerseys are
Speaker 3: so understated. It's that like white, the light blue. It's
Speaker 3: like a baby's bedroom, you know, like.
Speaker 1: It's just like soft. It's cool. It looks like vintage boys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little boys bedroom.
Speaker 3: And and I was but I was on the phone
Speaker 3: with my friend who's going through a breakup. So he
Speaker 3: was like talking to me on the phone, and it
Speaker 3: had been like an hour of talking to again, which
Speaker 3: by the way. Yeah, Like I'm helping a friend through
Speaker 3: a breakup.
Speaker 1: Which you're so kind, Nikki. I feel like I've been
Speaker 1: there through it.
Speaker 3: First of all, men need more support. Men don't have
Speaker 3: the same kind of friendships that women have, right and
Speaker 3: especially when they're getting out of a friendship where they
Speaker 3: weren't really not it's not they were usually they're like
Speaker 3: friendship with women is hard to have when you have
Speaker 3: a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: So when you get out of that breakup, you don't
Speaker 1: have anyone.
Speaker 3: Except your male friends who don't give a fuck cally
Speaker 3: or don't know how to emotionally support you. So I
Speaker 3: come through for my male friends, saying it allen whitneying
Speaker 3: it and so so we final thought, I'm watching the game.
Speaker 3: I have him on speaker phone and I did post
Speaker 3: something about the game while while.
Speaker 1: He was on the phone with me.
Speaker 3: And then he later saw the story posted and was like, he.
Speaker 6: Goes, I know that you posted this when I was like,
Speaker 6: I was, you know, not crying, but like, you know,
Speaker 6: just and and he goes, I'm not mad at all.
Speaker 3: This is so hilarious to me that you wrote this
Speaker 3: entire thing out because I was writing something about like
Speaker 3: both of them both teams are gonna have the same
Speaker 3: color jersey. I don't even understand this game already. How
Speaker 3: am I gonna explain this? So I wrote a whole
Speaker 3: paragraph and took a picture while I was on.
Speaker 1: The phone one hundred.
Speaker 3: There's no way that I took this at another time.
Speaker 3: It was definitely during the call. But also I was
Speaker 3: watching the game, and I felt so cool because I've
Speaker 3: never been I've always wanted to be someone who like,
Speaker 3: when something happens in sports, you go like, ah, I
Speaker 3: never once had that reaction. It always is like a
Speaker 3: millisecond after everyone else has the reaction. Like it's never
Speaker 3: because the ball did anything that I understood, right, I
Speaker 3: just go off of what other like you can never
Speaker 3: you would always think that I'm cheering with you, But
Speaker 3: it is a millisecond.
Speaker 5: Land You're like a dog in the room. You're just
Speaker 5: like reacting to what the humans are doing.
Speaker 3: I'm chewing a bone, and all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 3: like oho. And so but I was. I was into
Speaker 3: that game because I really did want the Lions to
Speaker 3: pull through in the end. So some some kind of
Speaker 3: fumble happened or incomplete pass, and I was.
Speaker 1: I was on the phone with him.
Speaker 4: I go and.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm such a man
Speaker 1: right now who was like not listening to his girlfriend.
Speaker 1: So I told Chris.
Speaker 3: I was on the phone and I was listening to
Speaker 3: him talk about this thing. And then there was an
Speaker 3: incomplete past and I went and he like heard me,
Speaker 3: and I was like, isn't that Clel was like, I
Speaker 3: don't even know what you're trying to communicate. I was like,
Speaker 3: I like, I think I understand sports.
Speaker 1: You you had a reaction to something I.
Speaker 3: Think starting sonhow I felt at that in that game,
Speaker 3: I was like, I deserve to go to the Super
Speaker 3: Bowl because I we we are going to Brian and
Speaker 3: I are going to Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Breaking news, breaking news were breaking.
Speaker 1: It was a super I mean, I don't know how
Speaker 1: else to tell you. One. Okay, so we're going to
Speaker 1: the super We're not just going to the Super b belore,
Speaker 1: You're going, Okay.
Speaker 3: We're broadcasting this is baffling the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: For some reason, iHeart radio. Thanks.
Speaker 5: It would be a good idea to send the Nikki
Speaker 5: Glazer podcast to the Super Bowl, which I don't know why.
Speaker 4: I don't know what they're so.
Speaker 3: Glad you will be there because you obviously know about football.
Speaker 3: I know literally nothing.
Speaker 2: Here to be more than most people, but demonstrated swifty.
Speaker 3: And I feel like because the Chiefs are that, now,
Speaker 3: it makes you belong.
Speaker 1: Like there's super.
Speaker 3: Bowl and Taylor Swift football and Taylor Swift and you
Speaker 3: need experts in both, right, and there we go.
Speaker 1: The only thing I'm.
Speaker 3: As good at knowing about as people are at football
Speaker 3: is Taylor Swift. So I feel like I belong. Am
Speaker 3: I researching what to wear?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Am I trying to figure it out? Am I?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Then someone got in my head because they were like,
Speaker 3: you notice that Taylor on away games, she never wears
Speaker 3: che logos.
Speaker 1: She just wears the colors.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, oh respectful, Oh yeah, so I can
Speaker 3: I not wear Chief color?
Speaker 5: No, this is the super Bowl, this is anybody can
Speaker 5: wear whatever they want. Most do people.
Speaker 3: If they're going to be in white or red.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Where do we find that out?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know if I've ever had the.
Speaker 1: Interesting if they're going to be in a white jersey.
Speaker 5: Well it's they'll be white, red and yellow, and then
Speaker 5: the other team just don't wear gold because color but.
Speaker 3: Gold and yellow are very similar.
Speaker 5: Well, they have it's like a darker yellow. Come in
Speaker 5: Chiefs are yellow, yellow, red, and white.
Speaker 3: It's literally the same.
Speaker 1: The teams have this and the.
Speaker 4: Forty nine ers are red a darker gold.
Speaker 3: And I bought a Taylor Swift shirt that's like a
Speaker 3: funny Chiefs Taylor Swift shirt and I but I kind
Speaker 3: of want to wear like a Chief's dress. Like there's
Speaker 3: all these like crappy dress like I'm thinking about like
Speaker 3: planning a fun outfit for it, but I do. I
Speaker 3: was gonna give my ticket to Chris to go because
Speaker 3: I really don't. I'd like to see the halftime show,
Speaker 3: but I don't really care. But he was like, no,
Speaker 3: you have to experience the Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: You have to.
Speaker 3: And so I'm going with Brian, And yeah, it'll be
Speaker 3: so fun to be with you, Brian, because you will
Speaker 3: be able to explain everything to me and you'll be
Speaker 3: so excited.
Speaker 4: I'm going to be so excited.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be wearing my Peyton Manning rookie jersey
Speaker 5: who's on the who Is Cults jersey, so you can
Speaker 5: wear whatever. There's gonna be tons of just different teams
Speaker 5: jerseys at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 4: People are not there.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: I love how you know that about this, like Iris tour,
Speaker 3: I hear that you're preparing me.
Speaker 4: Okay, yes, people are not there.
Speaker 5: Like most of the people there aren't actually fans of
Speaker 5: the forty nine ers or the Chiefs. There'll be a
Speaker 5: lot of those, but a lot of people are just
Speaker 5: there because A they have a lot of money and
Speaker 5: they're there for the events, or be they're just fans
Speaker 5: of football.
Speaker 4: It's the Super Bowl.
Speaker 3: I was gonna buy Ali, Brian's wife and Chris tickets
Speaker 3: so they can also go, right, they are so expelled.
Speaker 1: They're starting at nine thousand dollars a ticket.
Speaker 5: That's for bad seats too. Yeah, yeah, I mean you
Speaker 5: have to. You have to keep in mind it's the
Speaker 5: super Bowl. There's only one of them, so just one
Speaker 5: time once a year. And you're also getting tickets to
Speaker 5: an Usher concert, so that's got to be added in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's subtracted.
Speaker 5: Eight thousand dollars for the super Bowl and then yeah,
Speaker 5: minus fifty for the Usher. No.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited to see Usher.
Speaker 4: And I want to be clear to that.
Speaker 5: Besties, though, Yes, on the Friday of Super Bowl weekend,
Speaker 5: there's a thing called media day, and that's where they're
Speaker 5: in a conference center or whatever. There's all of these
Speaker 5: different broadcasts happening simultaneously, all different podcasts being recorded, all
Speaker 5: different events happening. And that's where the Nicky Glazer podcast
Speaker 5: is going to be.
Speaker 3: Sports to be the only podcast screaming about ubers. But
Speaker 3: you're going to be sitting at a sports desk and
Speaker 3: we're going to be sitting in a sports meditation screaming about.
Speaker 1: It's going to be I know, are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Was I high when I said yes to this?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: What was the thing you were? If you were, you
Speaker 1: made the right answer, right, Brian? You year what you
Speaker 1: told me about this experience?
Speaker 4: What did I tell you? I don't remember.
Speaker 2: This was like, you are so such disbelief.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, well I'm in I'm in display. Well I
Speaker 5: put this on my fifty under fifty. Is that what
Speaker 5: you're talking about?
Speaker 4: God, we're getting your this was it?
Speaker 1: It's not even under your forty under forty.
Speaker 5: I said, I want to do this. I could have
Speaker 5: put it on my forty under forty, but I felt
Speaker 5: like that was such a wild fantasy that I put
Speaker 5: it under my fifty under fifty because then I thought
Speaker 5: it was realistic that I would go to the super
Speaker 5: Bowl in that time. Cool.
Speaker 4: So yeah, like fourteen years ahead.
Speaker 1: Of schedule, wish thing like we started with.
Speaker 3: And I got us tickets for Saturday night to go
Speaker 3: see Bert Kreischer and Tom Sigura at the MGM.
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just got that last night. I got it
Speaker 3: weirdly enough. I think I I'm on some email lists
Speaker 3: of people who are going to be in Vegas. So
Speaker 3: I got an email from their people. Wow, Burt's people
Speaker 3: and so Woolves is gonna be amazing to hang out
Speaker 3: with them too.
Speaker 5: I looked up how the Sphere, that's the other big event,
Speaker 5: and there's what's happening there. Who's nothing too? There's nothing
Speaker 5: over super Bowl weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh why wouldn't they do something? There's too much nothing
Speaker 1: that went on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know. February, well, there's the day after
Speaker 5: there's something. But yeah, and it's all sold out anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. I bet, I bet it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be wild.
Speaker 4: It's going to gambling too. It's going to be gambling.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you were going to gamble, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 5: mean I was I was just out of state, so
Speaker 5: I was gambling on DraftKings over the last five days and.
Speaker 4: I had a good win on draft kings in California.
Speaker 5: No, it's illegal for some stupid reason because we voted
Speaker 5: for it, and we all eighty percent voted no. The props, yeah,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, there's gonna be some cool prop bettings. Well,
Speaker 5: actually that's I thought you're tking about prop bets?
Speaker 1: Is that type of prop prop bet? Type of bet?
Speaker 4: You should bet on some prop bets, Nikki. They're just fun.
Speaker 5: What color is the gatorade going to be that's going
Speaker 5: to be poured on the head coach that way?
Speaker 2: Way?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like stuff like that. How many songs it's Usher
Speaker 5: going to sing? What song will Usher start with? How
Speaker 5: long is the national anthem going to be? Stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I could, but why could totally cheat on those bets?
Speaker 1: No offense?
Speaker 3: Because I am friends with the director who directed my special.
Speaker 3: What's stopping me from going on? I don't know the
Speaker 3: songs is Usher singing?
Speaker 1: And I don't know? I don't know. Did you have
Speaker 1: mentioned that.
Speaker 3: I would never do that because I don't want to
Speaker 3: go to prison. But what's stopping anyone from doing that?
Speaker 3: It has an insight.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's sign an NDA.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe he can't say. Oh, okay, there's got to
Speaker 4: be something.
Speaker 3: I would never do that anyway, you like to No,
Speaker 3: I didn't, but whoever I would ask would probably do
Speaker 3: sign an NDA, of course, and so they'd be like,
Speaker 3: I can't tell you because it signed an it's eight.
Speaker 3: You know, they'd probably read I can't wait to find
Speaker 3: out the special guests that are going to be on
Speaker 3: the Usher thing, and the show with the Usher show itself.
Speaker 1: Is just going to be so wed.
Speaker 5: I can't wait to find out who the special guests
Speaker 5: are going to be on the podcast that we're doing.
Speaker 5: We're doing two podcasts on Friday at Media Day, and
Speaker 5: we were Noah supplied us with a list of potential
Speaker 5: guests that some of them really pop off the page.
Speaker 3: Okay, I will tell you that I didn't recognize a Segod.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: I need to go into things like this because if
Speaker 3: I was intimidated, I would be freaked out. It's like
Speaker 3: when I did Selling Sunset. I don't watch that show,
Speaker 3: so I could be cool on it. But if I
Speaker 3: would have known how big this show is, I would
Speaker 3: have been like and frozen up potentially, so I got
Speaker 3: to keep.
Speaker 1: I got super Bowls not a big deal.
Speaker 5: Then there's only been fifty eight of them.
Speaker 1: So Taylor Swift will be there.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's why iHeartRadio.
Speaker 5: I sorry I questioned your decision before, but now that
Speaker 5: I somehow you knew that Taylor Swift was going to
Speaker 5: be at the super Bowl and therefore this was a
Speaker 5: brilliant decision. I mean, it's just like you got the
Speaker 5: biggest marketing I mean, Nathan for marketing. You fucking nailed it.
Speaker 5: And I'm so thankful that I get to go to
Speaker 5: the super Bowl and Nikky gets to be once again
Speaker 5: in a football stadium with Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Yes, whoa I do once again? This is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Wait, do we know what our seats are yet? No? Yet?
Speaker 1: Do you know that infant?
Speaker 3: To top it all off, I'm going to see Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift twice in Australia in February eighteenth and Melbourne in
Speaker 3: February twenty third, in Sydney.
Speaker 1: And then Chris texted me today.
Speaker 3: He just sent me, which is hilarious because he doesn't
Speaker 3: really even want to go, I know, for a fact.
Speaker 3: Matchbox twenty gonna be in Melbourne on there too.
Speaker 4: Men.
Speaker 3: Wow, yeah, your life it's three am. I must be lucky,
Speaker 3: you know. I'm blessed. Little match book, a little little
Speaker 3: match box, matchbox.
Speaker 1: You see Matchbook twenty two. Wait, you saw them so
Speaker 1: much amazing, amazing amazing. It was up there with haara'stre
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 3: Okay, guys, thank you so much for listening to the podcast.
Speaker 3: We'll be here tomorrow. I'm gonna be wearing my new
Speaker 3: shirt tuned into that. Mom, You're not gonna be here,
Speaker 3: Taylor will be here, but thanks for being here today.
Speaker 1: You love you so much. All right? Oh did I
Speaker 1: say I love you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh I did? I do love you? Did you know
Speaker 1: I said that? You said that?
Speaker 3: It was kind of okay, I felt it. I like
Speaker 3: forgot I said it. Oh, well, I love you. I
Speaker 3: love you, all right, don't be good?
Speaker 1: Good watch super Bowl? Well yeah, but we'll be back
Speaker 1: before then.
Speaker 4: Oh god,