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Speaker 1: Well, guys, today's April Fool's Day. This, of course, is

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Speaker 1: a day for pranks. This is a day for jokes.

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Speaker 1: So Steve, Tommy and Junior. There may be someone out

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Speaker 1: there who's listening, who wants to be a comedian, who

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Speaker 1: wants to be a comic. What do you guys have

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Speaker 1: as far as pointers to give someone on being a

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Speaker 1: great comedian or a comic or a prankster.

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Speaker 2: Don't got to be committed for the long haul for

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Speaker 2: this type of job. You got to be committed. You

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Speaker 2: got to be ready to die on stage when you

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Speaker 2: first started. Come back the next night, come back the

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Speaker 2: next week, do it again, might win, might not win.

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Speaker 2: Can't be worried about the money at the beginning. You

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Speaker 2: just got to be grinding, grinding. It is a gym

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Speaker 2: that you constantly got to go to and work out, workout, workout, workout.

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Speaker 1: Work When you say die on stage, you mean what

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Speaker 1: you're not?

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Speaker 2: Funny? Terrible? Oh? Get off, somebody at you? Yeah, you suck.

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Speaker 1: Got it?

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Speaker 2: Why are you up there?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: In order to get good, you're gonna go through all

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Speaker 2: of that. You're gonna go through all of that. So

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Speaker 2: you gotta be.

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Speaker 4: Right boy, All right, Tommy, But what else be it

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Speaker 4: honest about your life, just how crazy it is. Because

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Speaker 4: my family helps me out a lot of my shell

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Speaker 4: have a crazy family, do help a lot. Tell the truth?

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Speaker 3: No, he can't.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: All of that's good, But you have to be born

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Speaker 3: this way. This is not a learned skill set. You

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Speaker 3: are born funny or you're not. This is not There's

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Speaker 3: no school for this. The gym Tommy is talking about

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Speaker 3: is for those that's born with it. You can go

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Speaker 3: in this gym all you want. If you're not born

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Speaker 3: with this gift, you will never ever be a stand

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Speaker 3: up comedian. You will never be able to go full time,

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Speaker 3: and you will never be able to put your job

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Speaker 3: and you will never ever earn a living at it.

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Speaker 3: You have to be born this way. I'm I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: but I've said it a hundred times. There there's no

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Speaker 3: school you could take a class. You can go to school,

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Speaker 3: be a doctor, lawyer, dennis, scientists, engineers, astronautic. You take

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Speaker 3: acting lessons, singing lessons, you can take, drum lessons, piano lessons.

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Speaker 3: You can't take comedy lessons. Sorry, ain't none. There's no

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Speaker 3: course you can take when you get I mean excuse me.

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Speaker 3: There's no course you could take. And gosh darn it,

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Speaker 3: your booty is funny.

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Speaker 1: That was funny.

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Speaker 3: That was fun I mean that sugar honey, ice teeth.

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 1: All right, we get it, and I didn't know this.

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Speaker 1: Between a comedian and a comic, good question, Shirley.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a comic is just like he has a set

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Speaker 3: and he has to do it. And if you laugh, fine,

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Speaker 3: if you don't see you tomorrow, it's like reading the

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Speaker 3: comic strip they printed out. You read it if it's funny,

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Speaker 3: not if it's not funny. To see you next sun.

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Speaker 3: A comedian finds a way that night to be funny.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely.

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Speaker 3: I wrote something, but it ain't working. We're finna fix

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Speaker 3: this tonight, all right, Okay. I can't hope you see

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Speaker 3: me next time, so you might not want to.

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Speaker 1: Happy April Fool's Day. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show