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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's tap time.

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Speaker 2: Today.

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Speaker 1: We call a woman who recently went to a supplement

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Speaker 1: store and she told her friend afterwards she may have

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Speaker 1: accidentally nicked a car in the parking lot on the

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Speaker 1: way out. Nothing big, is just barely.

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Speaker 3: Relate.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's total disn't it. Well, No, we're gonna tell

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Speaker 1: her that somebody saw it. Yeah, maybe even a few

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Speaker 1: people and see what she has to say. Could get

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Speaker 1: a little bit awkward in your phone.

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Speaker 2: Tap right now? Hello, Hi, Hi, my name is Max.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling for Tuffany or or Tiffany.

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Speaker 4: Tiffany, buddy, it is Tiffany.

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Speaker 3: I was right nailed it, not really, but oh man,

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Speaker 3: I'm like in the zone.

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Speaker 1: You are you?

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Speaker 4: And what do you need?

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Speaker 2: Oh? My bad? I work at vitamins.

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Speaker 3: I think you were in our story yesterday browsing our

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Speaker 3: wares if you will.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, And what do you need from me.

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Speaker 2: When you were here? Why did you hit that dude's car?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: I didn't hit a car.

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Speaker 2: You know that dude's car.

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Speaker 4: I did not hit anyone's car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you did, Marco? Remember Marco?

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Speaker 4: I do not remember Marco. I didn't hit anyone's car.

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to say it back.

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Speaker 4: Are you kidding me right now? Are you? Are you drunk? What?

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Speaker 2: No, that's a pool game. That's sometimes when I say.

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Speaker 5: I'm where, it's a pool game.

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Speaker 4: Why are you saying I hit someone's car? I didn't

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Speaker 4: hit me with cars.

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Speaker 2: I'm just the messenger. I'm like a pigeon.

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Speaker 5: Hey, well, I think you're a pigeon who's lost because

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Speaker 5: I didn't hit anyone's car.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Marco, that chick that smashed your whip is on

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Speaker 2: the phone. Yeah, hey, oh.

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Speaker 4: What is happening right now? Who are you?

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Speaker 2: So you the one who hit my call?

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Speaker 4: I didn't hit anyone's car. No, you scratched my fender

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Speaker 4: and busted on my tail.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh.

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Speaker 4: No, I did it?

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Speaker 2: And yes you did.

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Speaker 4: I absolutely did not. I have no idea Who you are?

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Speaker 4: I have no idea. What about?

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Speaker 5: I went into vitamin to see if I could find

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Speaker 5: some collagen and I'm being harassed the next day?

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Speaker 2: Who you insurance company? B?

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Speaker 5: WHOA, It doesn't matter what my insurance company is. B.

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Speaker 2: You gotta chill out. She's still a customer. So you

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Speaker 2: the one who hit my car?

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Speaker 4: I didn't hit the car.

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Speaker 5: Are you guys not listening?

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Speaker 2: Wait, excuse me? Can you hear me?

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Speaker 4: Tubbanny, it's Kiffiny.

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Speaker 5: Didn't hit anyone's car and this is a mistake, So bro,

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Speaker 5: harass someone else.

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Speaker 2: I didn't hit anyone's car. I don't even drive least.

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Speaker 4: That's not shocking.

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Speaker 3: Don't lie to me, bro I swear man on my

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Speaker 3: goldfish lives.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I are alive. She did well last sight check.

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Speaker 4: This is absurd. Okay, you guys can sort this out

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Speaker 4: between the two of you.

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Speaker 5: I had nothing to do with whatever happened to his car.

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Speaker 1: I'm losing my patience.

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Speaker 2: Do not make you mad.

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Speaker 4: You're losing your patients. I'm on the phone with two

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Speaker 4: complete idiots.

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Speaker 2: You're calling yourself dumb.

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Speaker 5: No, I'm calling you dumb and your buddy Marco.

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Speaker 2: Oh Marco, did you hear that?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 4: Wrong with you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm wrong with me.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say she said it. I got no right

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Speaker 2: in my own heads.

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Speaker 4: Okay, clearly you're not in charge. I want to talk

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Speaker 4: to a supervisor.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that would be Brook. You do not want

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Speaker 2: to talk to her.

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Speaker 5: Oh I do want to talk to Brooke. I want

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Speaker 5: to talk to supervisor.

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Speaker 3: Right, now whoa are you sure, because, like Brooke just

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Speaker 3: finished yelling at your bestie Jewel before this prank phone call, So.

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Speaker 4: Why would why would she be yelling at Jewel?

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Speaker 2: But because she set you up for this phone tap

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Speaker 2: on the radio?

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Speaker 3: What because this is actually Jose from the radio show

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Speaker 3: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you, Tuppenny, So you're

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Speaker 2: one who hit my call. Yeah, those are just those

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Speaker 2: are just sound effects. That's not even a real person.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a sound effect the whole time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Marco Polo. He's my best friend.

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Speaker 4: He's not real, but okay, sound effect.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey Marco, do you hear what you said about us?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 2: See he always got my back.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, wake up.

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Speaker 2: Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.