Speaker 1: Are we actually recording this time? I mean, let me
Speaker 1: tell you last week's episode, my MIC's not even on.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? You did you sabotaged me? Okay,
Speaker 1: last week's episode was pretty good.
Speaker 2: It was very funny.
Speaker 1: It would have been a great video. But somehow it's gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I don't know where that one went.
Speaker 1: Why are you texting Luna picture?
Speaker 2: My mom is Look at what a great picture of
Speaker 2: Luna she took. Isn't that adorable? She's such a pretty animal.
Speaker 1: She's very sweet, but just dopey looking all the time.
Speaker 2: I know that's her though, Like, do you have a
Speaker 2: pet voice? Don't get into this. You have to pay
Speaker 2: the intro first.
Speaker 1: We did it already, and we did pet pet voices.
Speaker 2: Did not my fault that you didn't lower your volume loud. Well,
Speaker 2: what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pet voices are always dopey. Who he goes, that's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how we think Sawyer would talk, because he's a
Speaker 1: giant dope. Yeah. Amy will send me pictures in the
Speaker 1: morning and she'll say, can you believe this is how
Speaker 1: he's sleeping? And his feet will be like way up
Speaker 1: in the air, up against the wall, his body's all
Speaker 1: contorted into oh did I tell you that? He that
Speaker 1: did I? I haven't spoken to you here anyway. He
Speaker 1: was really sick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he got limes disease.
Speaker 1: Lime.
Speaker 2: I thought it was limes.
Speaker 1: It's singular.
Speaker 2: You are. I'm so sorry. I am we are not
Speaker 2: even a foam minute in and I just have to
Speaker 2: say this. I got to get this off my chest.
Speaker 2: What you are such a dick sometimes?
Speaker 1: Why I just want, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, here I am being like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: he got limes disease, and you go, it's actually lime.
Speaker 1: I just want it's singular. But anyway, you just sound intelligent.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to you just want me to sound intelligent,
Speaker 1: trying to help.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are that person. You are really
Speaker 2: that person.
Speaker 1: I want to make sure that I'm right. Can you
Speaker 1: look it up? Because I did? Then you know then
Speaker 1: I feel like a jerk.
Speaker 2: Well that would actually, if anything, make me feel better, right,
Speaker 2: I'll allow you to feel better.
Speaker 1: Anyway. So last week he was just very lethargic and
Speaker 1: he was not having anything. He was just like, leave
Speaker 1: me alone and he and then he was limping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we took him to the vet, and the vet
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I think it's just kennel cough, because
Speaker 1: he was boarded for a day because Amy and I
Speaker 1: went away for the weekend. And they're like, I think
Speaker 1: it's just kennel cough. Here's some pain killers, take care,
Speaker 1: everything's normal, and we were like, really, this was not
Speaker 1: our regular vet. This was like one of those you know,
Speaker 1: pet store vets, because they were the only ones that
Speaker 1: were around on a Saturday. And by the next day
Speaker 1: he couldn't stand up anymore. I had to carry him
Speaker 1: outside so we can go to the bathroom, like this
Speaker 1: is really bad. So we were able to take him
Speaker 1: to our regular vet, who immediately took his temperature and
Speaker 1: then gave him a test for lime disease and he
Speaker 1: was positive. She gave us some medicine and he was
Speaker 1: literally better in like three hours.
Speaker 2: Does it is that like a foreverthing? You know, kind
Speaker 2: of like a human's get it forever with people?
Speaker 1: I think it stays in you. It's just controlled. I
Speaker 1: don't know how it is in animals.
Speaker 2: So interesting anyway, sorry to hear that, but doing better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's doing great now. It's like nothing happened.
Speaker 2: Good. Yeah, that always makes me happy. And he won't remember.
Speaker 2: The dogs are dumb.
Speaker 1: They're so good. I mean, no, they're not dumb. Dogs.
Speaker 1: Dogs are smart. They can be smart, but they don't
Speaker 1: remember stuff. Like they always say that they have no
Speaker 1: concept of time whatsoever. You can leave them alone for
Speaker 1: five minutes or five days and they'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: guys as soon as you get home. You know, they
Speaker 1: don't know it.
Speaker 2: That's why they're adorable. Yeah, and there's just it's just
Speaker 2: unconditional love. It's nice, something that a coffee machine doesn't
Speaker 2: give you.
Speaker 1: You know. Speaking of coffee machine, we'll get to that
Speaker 1: in a minute. But it's dogs are great in the
Speaker 1: sense that it does not matter, like they don't care.
Speaker 1: They don't care what kind of day you had. They
Speaker 1: just come and love you no matter what.
Speaker 2: And that's what makes them special. And I love them,
Speaker 2: and I love Luna. She's just a little biscuit of love.
Speaker 1: Yes, unless they have lime disease, then they don't want
Speaker 1: to be around you at all.
Speaker 2: And they poop in your house. No, he didn't poop me,
Speaker 2: just threw It's nice. Oh threw up yikes.
Speaker 1: But he's fine now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, do we want to get to the conversation. Well,
Speaker 2: first of all, today is Wednesday, April thirteenth. Yes, welcome
Speaker 2: to bull Chat. Welcome.
Speaker 1: I'm Scotty B. I'm Andrew in case you didn't know,
Speaker 1: And we normally do a.
Speaker 2: Cereal podcast on Mondays called serial Killers and you can
Speaker 2: listen there every Monday where we review three cereals.
Speaker 1: That's right, But yet this particular podcast is still under
Speaker 1: the serial Killers banner. So if you came here looking
Speaker 1: for cereal, please come back on Monday.
Speaker 2: Or just look for the episodes that aren't labeled bull Chat.
Speaker 2: Yeah that literally that do you know? Every time I
Speaker 2: mentioned to somebody that, like, this is your cause that
Speaker 2: you try and bring up, Everyone's always like, is he dumb?
Speaker 1: It's not a cause. I'm just trying to explain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but your explanation is stupid.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you always say, oh, oh, we're number eighty
Speaker 1: on food podcasts. That's great. So when somebody is searching
Speaker 1: for a food podcast and they go to serial Killers
Speaker 1: and they hear us talking about dog vomit, they're like,
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: So that a great cheeseburger that was delicious. Boom, we
Speaker 2: just talked about food. Next, no cereal Mmm, I had
Speaker 2: a great bowl of fruit rings yesterday. Loved it. You
Speaker 2: actually did next, you actually did It's so, why would
Speaker 2: you split up your audience into two separate podcasts. Keep
Speaker 2: it all under one and it just makes sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh, speaking of podcasts, Yeah, where's the Scott hates
Speaker 1: everything or Scott is angry or he hates life or
Speaker 1: whatever it is. Where is it? I don't hear it.
Speaker 1: So I was driving I was driving one of the
Speaker 1: station vehicles in this morning because I had to have
Speaker 1: it inspected in an oil change. I still do that
Speaker 1: after all this time. I started doing that probably in
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety six, and I've been going to the same
Speaker 1: guys since then. So they know all our trucks and
Speaker 1: I'm friends with them, and I know they won't rip
Speaker 1: us off like you know some car places could repair shops,
Speaker 1: and so I've just been going to them forever. So
Speaker 1: it's just something that I still do because you know,
Speaker 1: I know the trucks and I enjoy doing it, so whatever.
Speaker 1: In any event, So I was driving one of the
Speaker 1: trucks back in this morning and the radio didn't work.
Speaker 1: So it's you know, at four o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 1: you're driving in the dark. You need something to listen to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, good thing. I had a phone, Andrew, you know,
Speaker 1: so I pulled my phone. I'm like, what should I
Speaker 1: listen to? And I had already listened to all our
Speaker 1: podcasts because I do the day they come out, because
Speaker 1: that's just what you do, is a good podcaster. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you listen to it, make sure the quality is good,
Speaker 1: and check everything out, you know. And so I didn't
Speaker 1: have one of ours to listen to, so I figured,
Speaker 1: you know what, let me turn on the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 1: They're always good to us. Brody makes all our jingles
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. They're co workers. Why not support them,
Speaker 1: you know. And so thirty minutes in, Brody had said
Speaker 1: one hundred percent five times.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Thirty minutes in, have you texted him this? I haven't
Speaker 1: because I know he listens to this. So eventually he'll
Speaker 1: be like, dude, dude, why are you talking about me
Speaker 1: like that?
Speaker 2: And a DC all comments Brody to ed this when what.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I love them, But you know, I
Speaker 1: have a thing with the one hundred percent you do.
Speaker 1: So again, when you say it so often, it's a crutch,
Speaker 1: you know, so I'm just just pointing it out, just
Speaker 1: like you say, you know a lot I do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will try to be more cognizant of that and
Speaker 1: not say it. You know, didn't say it, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't recall ever even saying that. I
Speaker 1: just made that up. I don't think you actually say
Speaker 1: it that often. I just wanted you to feel self conscious.
Speaker 1: Hey are you hungry?
Speaker 2: Not really? Why?
Speaker 1: Because we got this great box last week from Carla
Speaker 1: Maurie's friend. Oh the cotton candy? Yeah? Why not? I
Speaker 1: can go for some sugar.
Speaker 2: Chat about Also, while we're doing this, a conversation that
Speaker 2: was had, Oh.
Speaker 1: I need to go get something real quick.
Speaker 2: What I'll be back in less than Where are you going? Okay,
Speaker 2: he's such a weirdo. I don't know what he's doing.
Speaker 2: Where he's going, What is he getting? He's it looks
Speaker 2: like I don't know. Anyway, Scott is going to tell
Speaker 2: a story about something that happened. He has a coffee
Speaker 2: machine here. He's very odd with his coffee machine. What
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Don't piss me off right now with this?
Speaker 1: Why today? Today? As when we're recording this episode, it's
Speaker 1: national epinada day, So I'm getting raged. Why there's a
Speaker 1: bunch of epinadus. Oh you my god.
Speaker 2: We have great empanadas, delicious empanadas from Empanada City. Yes,
Speaker 2: thank you to the Brooklyn Boys for having them on
Speaker 2: your podcast and being your sponsor. Yes, what Scott's about
Speaker 2: to do should enrage everyone. It is infuriating. It is stupid.
Speaker 2: It makes zero sense.
Speaker 1: Currently, I'm not eating fried foods, Scott.
Speaker 2: You can't keep saying this. Why you can't keep saying this?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Because if you're not going to eat fried foods, it's
Speaker 2: great that like you think that what you're doing is healthy.
Speaker 2: It's so wasteful and makes zero sense. You eat a
Speaker 2: whole thing of pasta after you eat the inside of
Speaker 2: two epinadas and a whole bite of flyaw that you
Speaker 2: threw out. That is a wasteful thing. Don't chew the
Speaker 2: top off of an epinada like it's a grenade and
Speaker 2: suck out the inside. This is dumb.
Speaker 1: Why the apple filling is delicious?
Speaker 2: You're eating the sugar. Remember when you weren't eating sugar?
Speaker 1: Never stood, I'm not eating Okay, this tasts like honey,
Speaker 1: They're so good.
Speaker 2: Just eat the whole thing. No, why this? What is
Speaker 2: this gonna do to you?
Speaker 1: It's it's an entire fried thing. It's f.
Speaker 2: An entire thing of pasta. This is your third fillings
Speaker 2: of empanada.
Speaker 1: The other one delicious.
Speaker 2: You gotta stop thinking that what you're doing is healthy.
Speaker 2: It's healthy er, it's okay. A lot of things are
Speaker 2: quote unquote healthier. Vaping could be seen as an alternative
Speaker 2: to smoking. Technically it's healthier, you're still eating the inside
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I have a cardiologist appointment in
Speaker 1: a month. I will ask him if what I'm doing
Speaker 1: is helping me or if it's just stupid.
Speaker 2: It is just stupid, and you're gonna eat one and banada,
Speaker 2: eat one and actually enjoy the full thing instead of
Speaker 2: you going for three of them and eating three fillings
Speaker 2: of them and then just throwing the rest out.
Speaker 1: I'll have him write a doctor's note, and you would, you.
Speaker 2: Would, because he's gonna say, oh, no, what you're doing
Speaker 2: is right, Hey, could you write that down for me?
Speaker 2: And because it's a doctor, it's gonna be just scribbles
Speaker 2: and you're gonna say, see.
Speaker 1: No, he has good hand.
Speaker 2: Actually, mmmm, it's just so wasteful.
Speaker 1: Why is it wasteful because I'm not eating the shell.
Speaker 2: You're just wasting ananada that somebody would have the full
Speaker 2: one of It's one thing to take a bite of
Speaker 2: something and say I don't like it. You eat the
Speaker 2: entire thing.
Speaker 1: And listen, Champ. There's fifty of them out there still,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna you head flying, They're gonna get I
Speaker 1: had a whole bite of flying. I only shucked it.
Speaker 1: I had a bite and then I looked it up
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of cholesterol on the flo and so I threw it out.
Speaker 2: You in this cholesterol thing? Yeah, why aren't you just
Speaker 2: like going for a walk?
Speaker 1: Everything I do, I do, but I'm also trying to
Speaker 1: watch what I eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I could tell by the third empanad of filling
Speaker 2: that you're eating. First of all, that's sugar. The first
Speaker 2: two empanaudus were veggie, so it was just like a
Speaker 2: crush of veggie burger inside of it, which was delicious.
Speaker 1: It's the matter with you. This is my dessert is
Speaker 1: apple pie.
Speaker 2: It's just filling, the filling of the apple pie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's fresh apples. It's not like the comstock
Speaker 1: stuff in the can.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, they're frozen.
Speaker 1: Who cares.
Speaker 2: It's not like I have another fresh, but you said
Speaker 2: they were fresh.
Speaker 1: They were fresh. The skins are on that. I can't
Speaker 1: do this, dude. It's not like I opened up a
Speaker 1: can of pie filling and I'm eating it. I would,
Speaker 1: but I'm not you exactly.
Speaker 2: You would, And this is what I don't understand. You
Speaker 2: would eat the like a whole can of pie filling.
Speaker 2: Just eat the whole thing or take a bite or
Speaker 2: eat half of it and be like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Good, what I just ate three quarters of it instead?
Speaker 2: It just makes zero sense.
Speaker 1: So should we still go to the box? I mean,
Speaker 1: there's so much sugar in that box? Or should we wait?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, let's have it because cholesterol. There's no
Speaker 2: cholesterol in cotton candy. That's what this bull chat is
Speaker 2: going to be called.
Speaker 1: Are you're titling it? There's no cholesterol in cotton candy.
Speaker 1: That's spectacular.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, a good friend of Carla Marie, I think.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, she owns a company. I can't. I just don't.
Speaker 2: It's just so infuriating because it's like.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of things that you do there if you're
Speaker 1: eating to.
Speaker 2: Me, listen, mine are little things. Yours is like a
Speaker 2: high I love this. If we could keep this.
Speaker 1: Forever, I love it. Well, let's keep this divider up.
Speaker 2: Yes you. I just I don't understand. I just don't
Speaker 2: understand anyway, So it steels like the match game.
Speaker 1: This box came from art.
Speaker 2: I like long walks on the beach, and that's.
Speaker 1: Not match game. Match game is worn't blank?
Speaker 2: What am I saying? What's the one I'm thinking of?
Speaker 1: You're thinking of the dating game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dating game. I like long walks on the
Speaker 2: beach and I'm an antistian.
Speaker 1: That's petition is backing two and two?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember you said that once.
Speaker 1: M hm. Oh we can use that, you know what,
Speaker 1: when it's time to break. Let's use that today.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, two and two?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay. Anyway, So this box came last week from
Speaker 1: the art of Sucre. Is that how you say it's
Speaker 1: soucre that's sugar in Spanish? Or no, it's not Spanish
Speaker 1: asukar is Spanish French? Is it? I don't know, but
Speaker 1: so and I brought one of them home and my
Speaker 1: kids was like, oh, my god, I follow her. It's Emily.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh somebody stole some. I know you did.
Speaker 2: You took it home.
Speaker 1: I took one one bag home. This stuff missing anyway,
Speaker 1: So this is the one that we should eat in.
Speaker 1: Let's see, it's cotton candy.
Speaker 2: No cholesterol, so we're good.
Speaker 1: Sugar cookie, peanut Colada, champagne.
Speaker 2: Actually, the champagne thing was really fun, I will say,
Speaker 2: because it changes the color of your champagne and it
Speaker 2: makes it look like there's glitter.
Speaker 1: Orange, bourbon and watermelon.
Speaker 2: Your hands clean, that's most delicious.
Speaker 1: Your hands clean.
Speaker 2: You can take a first piece, buddy, No, you can.
Speaker 1: Pull it out.
Speaker 2: Now you can.
Speaker 1: Here, I'll squeeze it. Look. So this is limited edition
Speaker 1: cotton candy, seriously lucky and we had some of this
Speaker 1: at home. Ready, there's there's Lucky Trump's marshmallows jammed in there.
Speaker 1: Take it. Just take the whole whole clump. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: mmmm ready, why do you day three cereal? Mmm? Wow?
Speaker 1: They're not good.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm just gonna do the marshmallows because the cholesterol.
Speaker 1: Yeah, m it's so good. It's so sweet, but so good.
Speaker 2: That's alicious. So the art of soucre Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: go here. Wow, you can go to art Ofsuecrey Dot.
Speaker 1: What's their instagram art.
Speaker 2: Of suit Gray as you cre go get yours now?
Speaker 2: I would actually try their other ones. Orange bourbon that
Speaker 2: sounds delicious.
Speaker 1: They get home, we have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the glitter bombs that you could add to
Speaker 2: your drinks. I have to say those things are really fun.
Speaker 1: They're very interesting. And my daughter Cooper likes like putting
Speaker 1: things in water and things happening, Like right now, she's
Speaker 1: growing a sloth. You put this thing in the water
Speaker 1: and eventually like breaks out. Huh, but it's taking a
Speaker 1: long time. But supposed to be out in seventy two
Speaker 1: hours and it's still just poking its head out. So
Speaker 1: I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe it got stunted stunted growth.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So oh, speaking of Lucky Charms, So did you
Speaker 1: hear the story that there were like one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty people who were yes, had some really really bad
Speaker 1: gastric problems from lucky trop I don't know if I
Speaker 1: believe it or not.
Speaker 2: Do we want to do one of these pouches too?
Speaker 1: Okay? I was talking about Lucky Charms but that's cool.
Speaker 2: These are good patches.
Speaker 1: Oh no, which one was mine? Which one was yours?
Speaker 2: Mine? Had all the marshmallows taken out?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh, continue about your the diarrhea.
Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing, just I'm just saying I don't know if
Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe.
Speaker 2: It me either. It's like the shrimp right, but yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just I don't know whatever happened to shrimp tail, right, and.
Speaker 1: Whatever happened with the lucky Charms thing. Nothing ever came
Speaker 1: of it because I don't think it was substantiated.
Speaker 2: I don't think so either. No, I think it's quick
Speaker 2: to go viral these days, and then they people get
Speaker 2: popular and then people start asking questions and poking around,
Speaker 2: and that's when they all of a sudden they are like,
Speaker 2: why are you questioning me?
Speaker 1: It's not like they pulled it off the shelves. It's
Speaker 1: still there, right, good, I'd love the marshmallows.
Speaker 2: And god, there's no cholesterol in this. This is not Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's great. Should we do these patches?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: They're from the good patch?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Apparently you peel and place one patch on the inside
Speaker 2: of your wrist, and uh, it gives you things.
Speaker 1: What does it do?
Speaker 2: This one has vitamin B, some caffeine, some green tea extract.
Speaker 1: Why do you have the night night ones? There? You
Speaker 1: want to knock me out?
Speaker 2: No? Well yeah, why not? This one is for dreaming?
Speaker 1: Well those are both night.
Speaker 2: This one's awake.
Speaker 1: Do you have another day one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Well no, there's four patches in.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Let's try him.
Speaker 1: What do you do with it? Just stick it on?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's supposed to give you energy. I am okay,
Speaker 2: it's the claims are not substantiated by the FTA. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't want to go into it pessimistically, but I
Speaker 2: don't think it's going to do anything.
Speaker 1: Where do you put it? Uh?
Speaker 2: This says peel and place patch on inside of wrist.
Speaker 1: Do they have a ginkle bolobo one?
Speaker 2: What the hell is that for memory?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They actually do.
Speaker 1: I need that. What are you doing peeling it off?
Speaker 1: Don't put it on the hair? Go ahead? Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Now people are going to think that I have a
Speaker 1: nicotine patch there, nicorette. Yeah, no, it's fun. I don't
Speaker 1: have any hair me. I don't have hair right there either.
Speaker 1: Let's try the But what I mean what if it does.
Speaker 1: What if it's like it injecting us with some bad stuff?
Speaker 2: What if it has drugs in it? Nancy vacant but never.
Speaker 1: No, But what I mean you don't you don't know
Speaker 1: what's in these things? What if it is is like
Speaker 1: you don't feel anything.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm feeling.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling awaken, alive the hell out of here. Okay,
Speaker 2: let's talk about the thing that happened the coffee.
Speaker 1: You want to do it right after this or do sure,
Speaker 1: let's do it right after Okay, we'll be back in
Speaker 1: two and two.
Speaker 2: And we're back. I have to do the countdown.
Speaker 1: Dude, that is the longest space for sure.
Speaker 2: It's not again. You don't do anything. You come here,
Speaker 2: you show up, you insult me, you go home. I
Speaker 2: have to edit all of it and put it up.
Speaker 1: Edit. You don't edit it.
Speaker 2: I make sure it gets on YouTube. Except last week's episode.
Speaker 2: And it's not my fault because my computer is having issues.
Speaker 1: And last week was probably one of the best episodes
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 2: I like that bull chat.
Speaker 1: We farted in the microphone.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that part was well. Anyway, I was so excited
Speaker 1: last wi when I listened last time I heard a
Speaker 1: Shopright commercial. Really, I mean, I know you don't listen,
Speaker 1: but yeah, in the right here in the New York,
Speaker 1: New Jersey area, there was a shop right commercial and
Speaker 1: I was very excited.
Speaker 2: I was like, Wow, they should actually advertise. I know
Speaker 2: they should right on one of the I'm telling you,
Speaker 2: this is our year. We're gonna blow up. Everyone's gonna
Speaker 2: be like whoa.
Speaker 1: There is one thing about it. There is one thing
Speaker 1: about shop Right that I have to bring up. So
Speaker 1: the big yellow trucks that drive you see him on
Speaker 1: the road sometimes. I know that. You know, you live
Speaker 1: in the city, so you don't see too many of them.
Speaker 1: But when you're on the parkway or the turnpipe. Not
Speaker 1: the parkway, no trucks on parkways, but you're on the turnpike,
Speaker 1: you probably see them. And so they have little slogans
Speaker 1: on the side. This is one of the older trucks,
Speaker 1: but I still see it. So there's the big Shopright
Speaker 1: logo and then it says why pay more with an
Speaker 1: exclamation point. Shouldn't that be a question mark? Like isn't
Speaker 1: that a question?
Speaker 2: No? Because think about it, it could be why pay more,
Speaker 2: or it could be why pay more?
Speaker 1: No, because then it would be why coma pay more
Speaker 1: exclamation point? And that wouldn't make sense grammatically. And why
Speaker 1: is a question? Right?
Speaker 2: You should write to Shopwright Corporate.
Speaker 1: I don't need to write to them. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just curious, Like if Brody was here, what would Brody say?
Speaker 2: Do you want to call him?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know what, Let's do that.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's call him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, call him.
Speaker 2: Let's see.
Speaker 1: Don't mention the hundred percent? No I am no, no, no, don't.
Speaker 2: Let's see. I think yeah, nine eight nine two eight.
Speaker 1: Let's try this all Let's see if he picks up
Speaker 1: David Brody from I bet you he's not going to
Speaker 1: answer the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 2: He's not going to answer.
Speaker 1: I think you will, well you think you're sleeping on
Speaker 1: the couch.
Speaker 2: No, he's not going to answer because it's you.
Speaker 1: What if I try calling you? I bet he answers.
Speaker 2: That would be not nice.
Speaker 1: But my phone doesn't hook up to the Superman box
Speaker 1: it can Yeah, he's not going to pick up all right? Well,
Speaker 1: well wait wait, give it one more? Ring you dinghy
Speaker 1: one more? Did he answer? No? No?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, we tried. I guess we'll never know, or
Speaker 2: he'll call us back in while the show is going on.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. I think it should be a
Speaker 1: question more because I think why pay more is a question?
Speaker 2: Okay, So let's get back to the topic at hand,
Speaker 2: the coffee that I meet today. Yes, you have a
Speaker 2: c rig that's sitting right there. You refuse to use
Speaker 2: the one that I want to use.
Speaker 1: Because I fear the one that I got because I
Speaker 1: think people do stuff to it.
Speaker 2: Nobody did anything to it.
Speaker 1: We don't know that we're not here at night. That
Speaker 1: one's out in the open. This one's locked up.
Speaker 2: Okay. But before that, when I even brought it in,
Speaker 2: you hated it. I did, Yes, So you had a
Speaker 2: gripe with my coffee machine since I brought it in.
Speaker 1: Because I think you might have done stuff to it
Speaker 1: at all. I don't know what you put in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my thing. I just love playing with machines.
Speaker 2: I'm not You're right, I do sleep with the coffee maker.
Speaker 2: Soke's been the side chick.
Speaker 1: See told you?
Speaker 2: No, it's so.
Speaker 1: I have a burning sensation on my hearth, does feel
Speaker 1: a little warm. What's happening? I'm telling you to doing
Speaker 1: caffeine for our bodies. Who it's putting a chip in
Speaker 1: me drugs?
Speaker 2: Nancy, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Go on, I took the Dare pledge.
Speaker 2: Nancy, go ahead anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think there was a thing
Speaker 1: yet she was.
Speaker 2: Just say no, okay, Well Nancy, I didn't say no,
Speaker 2: he drugged me. What I should have done this one
Speaker 2: because it had himp extract go ahead, and then you
Speaker 2: would have had it, and then you would have probably
Speaker 2: had a meltdown on live radio podcast. Anyway, So today
Speaker 2: I wanted to use your cuic I didn't buy my dunkin,
Speaker 2: so I went to go use your coffee machine.
Speaker 1: Which I wouldn't have minded.
Speaker 2: I have a bottle that I bring in every day. Hmm,
Speaker 2: A water bottle, yes, right, it's a great It's Beaker
Speaker 2: bk R. If anybody is listening from anywhere that is
Speaker 2: even remotely involved in that company and sent them to us,
Speaker 2: I would love that so much. They are my favorite
Speaker 2: glass bottles. Here. I want cold water. We are running
Speaker 2: out of what are they? Bottled bottled water like the
Speaker 2: Dasaanni ones that we get Dasani?
Speaker 1: What do we get get? Pure life?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: From Nessli. They just changed the label. It looks like
Speaker 1: a weird little.
Speaker 2: They're trying not to say it's Nestlie.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, by the way, somebody is going to dmor
Speaker 1: or post below or whatever and they're going to say
Speaker 1: you shouldn't use water bottles.
Speaker 2: It's this is why I started bringing back my glass bottle.
Speaker 2: I started five days a week that I'm Hereycle. Do
Speaker 2: you know it's still goes to the same place, so
Speaker 2: you're not really doing anything in the nice try sport
Speaker 2: go ahead. So I like using my glass bottle and
Speaker 2: I put the water in it. It's nice and cold,
Speaker 2: it's wonderful. And then I pour it into a cup,
Speaker 2: a nice paper cup, and that's what I do, and
Speaker 2: it's great.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just get water from the water purifying
Speaker 1: machine back there into a cup.
Speaker 2: Because that holds a full Leader. And how much water
Speaker 2: do you drink? I drink at least four lids a day. Leaders,
Speaker 2: That's yeah, it sounds very Canadian. I have like at
Speaker 2: least four liders a day.
Speaker 1: It's so great. No, the soda still comes in Leaders,
Speaker 1: so I get I'm sorry pop for the Midwest friends.
Speaker 2: I drink a lot of water, so instead of going
Speaker 2: and filling up a small cup every time, I just
Speaker 2: bring in my water bottles.
Speaker 1: And exercise would be bad.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm drinking four gallons of water. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: You said, leaders? Leaders, Well less than gallons?
Speaker 2: Well two of those is a full gallon, you dope,
Speaker 2: not exactly ime disease. It's nice that you're showing concern,
Speaker 2: but it's lime anyway.
Speaker 1: I just don't want you to sound dumb. I want
Speaker 1: to make sure people you're a very intelligent person. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: everyone makes mistakes, so do I? We all do?
Speaker 2: You never admitted everyone?
Speaker 1: So yes, we do. You know the song anyway?
Speaker 2: And your dad from my water bottle. So I took
Speaker 2: my water bottle water, which again I have said, I
Speaker 2: pour it into a cup. My lips do not touch
Speaker 2: this bottle ever, and I clean it ever in my dishwasher.
Speaker 2: That's why I bought it, because glass can go in
Speaker 2: the dishwasher. Your dishwasher is dirty, okay. Anyway, Yes, I
Speaker 2: poured it into this cuig machine, the single cup one,
Speaker 2: and Scott had a meltdown. He's going to say he didn't,
Speaker 2: but you all have listened to us for a solid
Speaker 2: two hundred episodes. At this point, Scott has meltdowns over
Speaker 2: the stupidest things.
Speaker 1: That's true. I'm not going to deny that.
Speaker 2: So he had a full on meltdown saying, how could
Speaker 2: I put my dirty water in his machine?
Speaker 1: Your dirty mouthwater?
Speaker 2: My mouth has not touched this bottle ever. It has
Speaker 2: like a straw.
Speaker 1: Oh so there's backwashing there.
Speaker 2: I have not used it that way in like a
Speaker 2: two three years, and I wash it.
Speaker 1: That's old.
Speaker 2: I wash it pretty consistently.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Andrew. I know, because I wash it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get like that coffee pot cleaner
Speaker 1: and run it through there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: If anything, it's my water is clean because it come
Speaker 2: from the machine. Okay, and it's boils in there too.
Speaker 1: This is a silly conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know, I'm right, hey guy, because once
Speaker 2: I spell it. Oh, I'm sure he's not eating the
Speaker 2: tip off of it and then sucking it out.
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, that guy is healthy. He's eating everything.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's not nice.
Speaker 1: What no one can see who he is?
Speaker 2: That's not nice.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Wow? What bullying?
Speaker 2: Knock it off.
Speaker 1: I'm not bullying. I was just talking amongst ourselves and
Speaker 1: nobody knows who it is. So what's the difference? See
Speaker 1: that guy over there, he's eating them all too Wow?
Speaker 1: What anyway? Ten bucks says, he stops at the table ready,
Speaker 1: five four, three two one? Damn it, I ten dollars.
Speaker 1: But when he comes back from the bathroom, you well, you're.
Speaker 2: Not gonna give me my ten dollars.
Speaker 1: I will, you won't, just like you paid me that time. Remember,
Speaker 1: I forget what that was. But do we think this
Speaker 1: caffeine thing is working? Is that what this is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why I'm so jittery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be awake, stuck in the afternoon slump. This patch
Speaker 2: is complete with caffeine B twelve and green tea.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a burn on my wrist.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you will.
Speaker 1: Hey, what are you watching right now?
Speaker 2: What am I watching? Severance?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of that.
Speaker 2: It's on Apple TV. It is excellent. It is a
Speaker 2: phenomenal show. I cannot suggest it enough. The season finale
Speaker 2: aired yesterday. Oh today, came out today and I haven't
Speaker 2: been able to watch it yet, but I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Friday came out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Amy and I've been watching the dropout. We love it,
Speaker 1: cannot get enough. I think the last episode is out
Speaker 1: and we're gonna get ready to watch it. Have you
Speaker 1: watched the HBO documentary HBO? No, the ABC documentary you mean?
Speaker 2: No? The HBO one on what? Yes? No, the one
Speaker 2: that it's based off of.
Speaker 1: I thought it was based on the twenty twenty thing. No,
Speaker 1: are you sure? It's actually based off an AB book podcast?
Speaker 2: Well again, which is called Bad Blood? Which is the book? Okay,
Speaker 2: it's all based off.
Speaker 1: Look, I read the credits and it says, you know,
Speaker 1: based off the I don't want you to sound down.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sound Please educate me yet.
Speaker 2: I'm trying. But every time I keep saying something, it's
Speaker 2: it's the ABC special that's put it in the credits.
Speaker 1: That's what it says. Yes, what is the HBO? First
Speaker 1: of all, can we just say and let everybody know
Speaker 1: we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Fairh nose Elizabeth Holmes, she talked like this one drop
Speaker 2: of blood.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, I don't recall this even being
Speaker 1: in the news years ago. I don't remember. I don't
Speaker 1: remember this whole thing.
Speaker 2: So I so it's been a while. This one. It's
Speaker 2: it's been a long time coming, and it's recently had
Speaker 2: renewed interests because her the court, like her trial finally happened, right,
Speaker 2: and she's probably not going to go to jail, and
Speaker 2: it's a whole contract.
Speaker 1: Tell me, I didn't watch the last episode yet.
Speaker 2: Well, you probably won't find this out.
Speaker 1: Okay. So she's a Stanford dropout, that's why it's called
Speaker 1: the dropout. And she invented this machine that takes blood
Speaker 1: that didn't really work, that tests blood. He's supposed to
Speaker 1: be able to on a drop of blood test two
Speaker 1: hundreds of just one drop of blood. Yeah, which seems
Speaker 1: like it, Yes, would be amazing and could happen one day, if.
Speaker 2: What she claimed could happen, we're true, it would be
Speaker 2: a medical miracle because instead of doing blood work where
Speaker 2: they take vials and vials of blood to test all
Speaker 2: this stuff, they could just take your one drop and
Speaker 2: test you for a million things at once.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I believe that eventually that will happen.
Speaker 1: He's just not there yet.
Speaker 2: I've asked my friend who's a doctor, and he said,
Speaker 2: it's actually way more like it can never happen. Really,
Speaker 2: it's the technology behind it is pretty close to.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, well, I mean the Caveman didn't think they'd
Speaker 1: ever be able to drive a car either, But.
Speaker 2: I don't even think they thought of the concept of
Speaker 2: a car.
Speaker 1: When they invented the wheel. They were like, huh, maybe
Speaker 1: we can get four of these and put them on
Speaker 1: the thing with gas and drive one day. And the
Speaker 1: other guy was like no, and hit him in the
Speaker 1: head with a club. You know, exactly the aversation happened.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing that you're talking about with the doctor.
Speaker 1: People are skeptical and like, these things can happen, but
Speaker 1: eventually it could. Eventually, Yes, anything could happen. Anything could happen.
Speaker 1: I still think we'll be able to teleport in one
Speaker 1: hundred years.
Speaker 2: No, that'll never happen. Okay, that one. Okay, So this
Speaker 2: one I could blow your mind with. Would you be
Speaker 2: the same person after you teleported?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, why not?
Speaker 2: Because you're because chemically to take you from one place
Speaker 2: to another, It's like this version of your body is
Speaker 2: dead to take you to a new place and re
Speaker 2: put you together.
Speaker 1: Basically, you're just jamming yourself into a fax machine and
Speaker 1: coming out somewhere else. That's really what it is? That's
Speaker 1: the technology? That what.
Speaker 2: The fact that you just called teleportation technology a fax
Speaker 2: machine technology, I think is all I need to know.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. It's so fun. Episode also about that,
Speaker 1: back to Sawyer being sick. So we're lyme disease. Yes,
Speaker 1: we were on the way to the vet, which is
Speaker 1: an hour from our house, so we were halfway there
Speaker 1: already and we're like, damn it, we forgot all the
Speaker 1: paperwork from the from the other day with the blood
Speaker 1: results and everything. So I had to call my dad,
Speaker 1: and my dad in technology really do not mix. So
Speaker 1: I was like, listen, I need you to do me favor.
Speaker 1: Can you please go to our house? And the paperwork
Speaker 1: is sitting on the counter now it's like eight pages,
Speaker 1: so I'm not really sure. I'm like, I think I
Speaker 1: don't know if you'll know how to take a picture
Speaker 1: of it and send it to me without it being
Speaker 1: all messed up, you know. So I said, do you
Speaker 1: still have a fax machine in your house? And he's like, yep,
Speaker 1: I know how to do that. So he went home
Speaker 1: and I have an e fax from work, you know.
Speaker 1: So it came right to my phone, which was great,
Speaker 1: and all the pages were there and scanned and whatever.
Speaker 2: My mom faxes me things all the time.
Speaker 1: I still think that a fax machine is fascinating. I
Speaker 1: really do. Before you know, it was email attachments and whatnot.
Speaker 1: I mean I just was like, wow, you so you
Speaker 1: put that in here and it comes out of the
Speaker 1: same machine in California yep, seconds later. Yep. It's fascinating.
Speaker 1: It still is fascinating to me, even with you know,
Speaker 1: flying cars and stuff. That that's it for me.
Speaker 2: We haven't really gotten to flying car, you know. But
Speaker 2: they're trying.
Speaker 1: They're prototyping them. They're trying so which, by the way,
Speaker 1: in my mind, will never work. Ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a whole different set of traffic rules.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. You have an accident in the sky, Okay,
Speaker 1: everyone below is dead.
Speaker 2: It's like hello, yeah, it's not. I don't know how
Speaker 2: that's gonna work.
Speaker 1: I just don't think it can.
Speaker 2: Okay, So back to the dropout. Yes, sorry, we've really
Speaker 2: been ping pong and back and forth to the topics. Okay,
Speaker 2: So that one she wound up getting caught because then
Speaker 2: she was scamming people out of money and.
Speaker 1: They put them in Walgreen stores. Yeah, but it wasn't
Speaker 1: even real.
Speaker 2: I know, she was just sending the blood work out,
Speaker 2: I know, and it wasn't just a drop at that
Speaker 2: point no, huh yeah, and then people were thinking they
Speaker 2: might have cancer because like the diagnoses were wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, yeah, it's a very interesting series. It's called
Speaker 1: The Dropout and it is streaming on what is it
Speaker 1: a Hulu?
Speaker 2: But HBO has a documentary called Bad Blood, which also
Speaker 2: has the APC documentary. It's all just yeah, I would
Speaker 2: like to see that too. And Jennifer Lawrence is going
Speaker 2: to play her in a movie apparently, and that's gonna
Speaker 2: be really good because I have a feeling she's going
Speaker 2: to do a good Jennifer or Elizabeth Holmes.
Speaker 1: Does Elizabeth Holmes make money on all of this? So
Speaker 1: is they're using her likeness?
Speaker 2: Did you watch the one with Anna Delvi? No, that
Speaker 2: was the one where she scams people. She like wanted
Speaker 2: to start an art institute and she scammed all these
Speaker 2: like social lights in New York out of millions.
Speaker 1: Uh huh, so she I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: But it was on Netflix. Yes, the show is terrible,
Speaker 2: but she got three hundred thousand dollars for her life
Speaker 2: story but all of it had to go to pay
Speaker 2: off the people she's still trying to pay off, got it.
Speaker 1: I just I don't understand scammers, like why and I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like you get these calls every day, you
Speaker 1: get these emails every day. Well, my mom constantly tells
Speaker 1: me I want an iPad? What do I do? I'm like,
Speaker 1: you didn't win anything, please just stop.
Speaker 2: Well, I think when it comes to scamming, there's like
Speaker 2: different levels of scamming, right, Like we all get the
Speaker 2: scam emails that are like give me fifteen bitcoins. This
Speaker 2: video of you is getting released.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you and I both got that the same day.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if those videos got released, we'd be
Speaker 1: in big trouble.
Speaker 2: Or like the one where it's like I'm a Nigerian prince,
Speaker 2: send me your bank account information. Yeah, you have those
Speaker 2: where obviously it's a scam, but the elderly do get
Speaker 2: caught up. Then you have your phone scams where it's
Speaker 2: your car insurance is running out. Call now, the IRS
Speaker 2: is looking for you. Call now, that's a big one,
Speaker 2: and people pay that a lot. That or the utility bills.
Speaker 1: We're gonna shut your electric off if you don't send
Speaker 1: us a Walmart gift card.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, they're holding you hostage for a Walmart gift card.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, you know. I guess that their thinking
Speaker 1: is if we send a thousand emails out, one idiot will.
Speaker 2: Bite exactly, And that's how it kind of goes downhill.
Speaker 2: But when it comes to scams like tender Swindler or
Speaker 2: this one.
Speaker 1: That's what's been happening to me kind of. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's I don't think I mentioned this on
Speaker 1: this show, but there are people who are making fake
Speaker 1: Instagram profiles all my pictures, yeah, and then claiming that
Speaker 1: you know, my wife died in a car wreck and
Speaker 1: my kids that they're alone and this one's in the
Speaker 1: hospital and needs it and and wound up taking this
Speaker 1: one woman in England for her whole life savings as me.
Speaker 1: And it is so it's so upsetting. Yeah, And they
Speaker 1: don't use my name though that like their name is
Speaker 1: like Paul Richard or Raymond or something like that. But
Speaker 1: it's all my pictures, so they sell a sob story
Speaker 1: along with with you know, me and my kids. And
Speaker 1: I think that the most upsetting thing is that you like,
Speaker 1: there's pictures of my kids there, so they're like, my
Speaker 1: kids are the pawns in this little game, I know,
Speaker 1: and Instagram is just like, eh, yeah, sorry, I actually
Speaker 1: just got a response today. Sorry, we can't take it down.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not that doesn't violate our code of conduct.
Speaker 1: It's insane talking about it, right, stupid. You'd think that,
Speaker 1: like somebody making a fake profile on an account or
Speaker 1: on their website where it's supposed to be connecting with
Speaker 1: real people, would be a violation of the terms, but
Speaker 1: apparently it does not. I can't believe by now Instagram,
Speaker 1: of all places, does not have some sort of facial
Speaker 1: record technology and when they see an account pop up
Speaker 1: with the same face as somebody else, it doesn't raise
Speaker 1: a red flag.
Speaker 2: Again, they're not interested in like that as much as
Speaker 2: they are everything. Every page that you've ever been to,
Speaker 2: well that they could use that they can sell you ads, right,
Speaker 2: they can sell us stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, the Hess toy truck is a stuffed animal this year.
Speaker 1: What what is that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: The Hess trucks back and it's better than ever.
Speaker 2: Back to scammers.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 2: I think the thing is if you just have a
Speaker 2: good story that you could tell somebody and get enough
Speaker 2: people to believe in it, or you could just run
Speaker 2: away with that money, you're right, or just get people
Speaker 2: to sympathize with you.
Speaker 1: Let's come up with a story.
Speaker 2: I mean you already have one. You have a guy
Speaker 2: saying your kids are in the hospital, and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not my story. Yeah, you and I need
Speaker 1: to come up with something like if we asked every
Speaker 1: listener for one.
Speaker 2: Dollar, yeah, we'd have five dollars.
Speaker 1: Probably we probably get a good amount of money, because
Speaker 1: what's one dollar. I always thought that, like if I
Speaker 1: was in some dire straits and I was like, you know,
Speaker 1: couldn't afford to live in my house anymore, or something
Speaker 1: like that. I was in the streets and and I
Speaker 1: was like, every listener, if you could just vendo me
Speaker 1: one dollar, that's all I want is one dollar. I
Speaker 1: probably get like five thousand, ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're got five thousand dollars. You don't
Speaker 2: think so if you maybe went on the radio show
Speaker 2: that we work for, that's true, yeah, right, But even then,
Speaker 2: I don't know how many people are just gonna willingly
Speaker 2: give a dollar to somebody.
Speaker 1: Oh, my god. So I did that coupon challenge with
Speaker 1: Diamond Diamond on the air and I used Ibota. Can
Speaker 1: I just show you, Yeah, you know what I bought?
Speaker 1: It is, right, Yeah, So i Bota is this app.
Speaker 1: So when you go shopping in the store, there are
Speaker 1: certain products that you buy, you know, at the store,
Speaker 1: and you scan your receipt when you're done, and it
Speaker 1: gives you money back into your account. It just dips
Speaker 1: into your PayPal account. For every twenty dollars you can,
Speaker 1: you can redeem it. And so if you have people
Speaker 1: sign up and they use your referral code, you get
Speaker 1: ten dollars for every single one of them. So I've
Speaker 1: already racked up one hundred and thirty dollars from people
Speaker 1: signing up and using my code.
Speaker 2: Are you happy?
Speaker 1: I'm so happy. I think that that's the coolest thing
Speaker 1: because I help you save money and you give me
Speaker 1: a little extra bonus. Yeah. So if you sign up
Speaker 1: for this and use this code, you get a bonus,
Speaker 1: and I get a bonus. So I might as well
Speaker 1: give it out right now, Andrew, I'm not asking for money,
Speaker 1: but just sign up. You can save a lot of
Speaker 1: money at the supermarket and You can get a bonus too,
Speaker 1: just for starting. You get ten or fifteen dollars or
Speaker 1: something like that. So it's I bought a ibotta get
Speaker 1: the app now and use referral code. Oh why h
Speaker 1: m m you work it up if you didn't get it,
Speaker 1: Oh why h m m you?
Speaker 2: Or go to his Instagram profile, the actual Instagram profile,
Speaker 2: not some guy with a private profile named like Carl.
Speaker 2: Go to at Z Scott e B and it's in
Speaker 2: his The story is in his highlights.
Speaker 1: Did it actually work though, because you had to redo
Speaker 1: it for me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can we give everyone your Instagram too, because you need
Speaker 1: some followers as well. I mean I don't use it,
Speaker 1: Andrew Putt, Oh you deleted it.
Speaker 2: I didn't delete it. The page is still active. It
Speaker 2: just I don't have the app on my phone anymore.
Speaker 2: It's been two weeks. I haven't checked my Instagram.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Oh I got it. Oh that's so sweet,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. I got another referral. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, anyway, you wanna take another break and my
Speaker 1: back right after this? Ten more dollars? Okay, So we
Speaker 1: are actually recording this episode a week before or no
Speaker 1: a day before the whole show goes on. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna say goes on vacation, but is off for a week,
Speaker 1: because there are some of us that are not going
Speaker 1: on vacation. You are not. I am not. I am not,
Speaker 1: so Nate is not. There's a few people that are
Speaker 1: still in town.
Speaker 2: I'm actually excited for a staycation. To be quite honest
Speaker 2: with you, I'm excited because i can work from home
Speaker 2: for a week. Yeah, which is nice. I can't wait.
Speaker 2: This is like I'm gonna sleep in, I'm gonna relax.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna connect with some friends and your coffee maker. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my coffee maker very nice. I actually that is one
Speaker 2: thing I'm super excited about. I when I'm home, make
Speaker 2: an incredible told you an incredible cup of coffee. I
Speaker 2: have an amazing like set up a pour over. It's
Speaker 2: chici coffee as you would call it e and it's delicious.
Speaker 1: We're all about eight o'clock coffee. What eight o'clock? It's
Speaker 1: called eight o'clock coffee. It's the red bag. Okay, you
Speaker 1: never heard of it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I mean they're beans and we grind them where we
Speaker 1: buy the ground. Sometimes. See it's I have slowly began
Speaker 1: begun began begun drinking more and more coffee, and I'm
Speaker 1: not sure if it's good or not.
Speaker 2: See, I was at a point where I was drinking
Speaker 2: too much coffee.
Speaker 1: But then you hear something on the news where they're like,
Speaker 1: have six cups a day, it's great, Uh, and then
Speaker 1: it's not. Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I think for what coffee does to me, I
Speaker 2: don't want to do that. I think it's a little
Speaker 2: too much. I notice like it very jittery. The worst
Speaker 2: is when I get like a caffeine high type of deal.
Speaker 2: It's not fun.
Speaker 1: See. I'm not sure that it actually does anything for
Speaker 1: me because at this point, I feel like it's just
Speaker 1: habitual and every morning at the same time I make
Speaker 1: coffee at home. Would you ever be able to quit
Speaker 1: quit coffee? Yeah, I guess because you know, like when
Speaker 1: I have a blood test or something like that, you can't.
Speaker 1: I don't drink coffee.
Speaker 2: What if we try and do it for a week?
Speaker 2: You should join my But here's the thing you should
Speaker 2: join my fake fitness challenge. Would you like to join it? No,
Speaker 2: here's the thing called the seven First of all, I
Speaker 2: want to know why I have to give it up
Speaker 2: for a week.
Speaker 1: It's not doing anything bad to me, just to see
Speaker 1: if your brain hurt.
Speaker 2: Why, because then you know how addicted you are to it,
Speaker 2: because you do have a caffeine. Without knowing it, we all.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're right, caffeine, sugar, everything, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 2: Join the seven next time you could be in this
Speaker 2: fun group chat with us. I don't want to this one.
Speaker 2: I have to say. Yesterday was the juice day?
Speaker 1: What is it? Yeah, that's the thing. We were supposed
Speaker 1: to record Serial Killers yesterday.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm not lie, I'm not lying, but you weren't going
Speaker 1: to be able to eat cereal because you're like, I'm
Speaker 1: juicing today. Damn it the one day.
Speaker 2: Okay, So back to the vacation thing that everyone just heard.
Speaker 2: Scott does a lot of work. To his credit, Scott
Speaker 2: does a lot before vacation. He has a lot of
Speaker 2: pre production or production that he has to do because
Speaker 2: everyone like, yes, so it's just a lot. So you
Speaker 2: already told me that you had a ton of productions
Speaker 2: they were recording in there.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: The person who was supposed to be on it, you
Speaker 2: told them one time we had to cancel it. So
Speaker 2: I was driving in.
Speaker 1: Well, you were coming into work on some other podcast,
Speaker 1: Andrew false not false, you told me. And also ten
Speaker 1: thirty okay, yeah, go on.
Speaker 2: So I was driving in to do this and then
Speaker 2: I could have done the other one at ten thirty.
Speaker 2: Over there, Life Spanglish. Go listen to it. It's a
Speaker 2: part of the Michael Turer Podcast Network. Listen to it
Speaker 2: wherever podcast are available. Do you promote this podcast over there?
Speaker 2: I don't think you do. Well, I'm I'm just a
Speaker 2: producer on that one.
Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe you can have them.
Speaker 2: They've been on our show.
Speaker 1: I know, maybe can have them talk about this one
Speaker 1: since you gave them promotion.
Speaker 2: They would love that. Okay, they want to come back
Speaker 2: on all right? Carolina barritaz in Honey German. Great podcast,
Speaker 2: Life in Spanglish. Goal listen now back to this. So
Speaker 2: that was going to be a ten thirty. I'm in
Speaker 2: my car on the way here.
Speaker 1: You're not calling it out of it. You're not going
Speaker 1: to get out of it, but go ahead.
Speaker 2: I am because you called me and said I don't
Speaker 2: think I could make it work. Dude, I don't think
Speaker 2: I could make it work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I just can't The whole controversy is not
Speaker 1: the fact they were pre recording. Is not the fact
Speaker 1: that we couldn't do it, the fact that you you
Speaker 1: couldn't do it because you texted me. You're like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I'm juicing, I can't eat cereal.
Speaker 2: How would we have done it? How would we have
Speaker 2: done it?
Speaker 1: We would not have because you were juicing.
Speaker 2: How would No, I was even without juicing.
Speaker 1: I was planning on doing it. And then yeah, and
Speaker 1: then what I'm sing they were recording in there. No,
Speaker 1: Gandhi was going to come in and she was going
Speaker 1: to take your place.
Speaker 2: But how could she have because they were recording for
Speaker 2: the next week. They were doing all that at ten o'clock.
Speaker 1: No, they were ready to go by ten fifteen. Gandhi
Speaker 1: was gonna come in here and she was gonna eat
Speaker 1: because you couldn't.
Speaker 2: You called me and told me that no, don't come in.
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna have our listener on the phone or
Speaker 1: on the zoom or whatever, because she had the cereal
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 2: But I can't take any blame for this a little
Speaker 2: bit because we refuse to take blame for listen.
Speaker 1: Listen, pal, what if I said at ten o'clock all right,
Speaker 1: let's go. Would you have been able to eat cereal? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or no? No? Done? All right? What else? But no,
Speaker 1: because you you called to me, and if you said
Speaker 1: it called me, I was ready to come in.
Speaker 2: I was in my car, I know.
Speaker 1: But you couldn't eat. So what's the difference.
Speaker 2: You already had your work through. I was gonna sit
Speaker 2: here and Gandhi was gonna be there, So therefore it
Speaker 2: isn't moot. If anything, you just introduced incriminating evidence on yourself.
Speaker 1: Like a dope. It's not incriminating you.
Speaker 2: It is you said that Gandhi was gonna sit in
Speaker 2: here while I didn't eat cereal, and we had the
Speaker 2: listener on the phone. You had to work around. So
Speaker 2: therefore me coming in we could have done it correct.
Speaker 2: I had to catch a train and there it is,
Speaker 2: your honor. Let the court record show.
Speaker 1: No, I think that it would be the case would
Speaker 1: be dismissed because you weren't gonna be able to eat
Speaker 1: cereal anyway.
Speaker 2: No, because the point is I was coming in. You
Speaker 2: told me to stay home. Have a nice night with
Speaker 2: that one got today, Judge Harvey, in here, please what
Speaker 2: Judge Harvey, Judge, I wish it was Judge Judy, why
Speaker 2: she still walk? Yes she does. Oh, the people are real,
Speaker 2: the cases are real, the decisions are final, Judge.
Speaker 1: Judy, I don't think the cases really are real. We
Speaker 1: talked about this. I know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what else we would be good on a court show?
Speaker 1: You think that we would be good on every show.
Speaker 1: We're not even good on this show. Have we'd have
Speaker 1: such a fun dynamic. No, I don't think we would,
Speaker 1: because I don't know if people just want to see
Speaker 1: two idiots yell at each other.
Speaker 2: I still think amazing races are in I don't I do.
Speaker 2: We would have so much fun.
Speaker 1: I don't you call that fun?
Speaker 2: Yes, going to fun different countries and we'd run around
Speaker 2: and catch flights and you would murder each other. I
Speaker 2: think that's what casting would want from us, and going
Speaker 2: in we would know that, so we would kind of
Speaker 2: lean on it a little bit where it would be like, oh,
Speaker 2: look at these two. I'm still trying to get on
Speaker 2: my six hundred pound life.
Speaker 1: That's my goal.
Speaker 2: Team podcast, that's what they'd call us, and then we'd
Speaker 2: I guarantee you we would make it far.
Speaker 1: Do you know that TLC does not have the extreme
Speaker 1: couponting anymore. I know they completely removed it from their website.
Speaker 1: They don't anymore, apparently what happened.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of shows like that, like VH one
Speaker 2: got rid of all their original program.
Speaker 1: Not even on there, It's not even on their site anymore.
Speaker 1: Does that mean that I can take the episode now
Speaker 1: and put it on YouTube and make money off of it.
Speaker 2: Probably no one's gonna check.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean the Discovery is the network. I mean
Speaker 1: they probably still own the rights to it, don't you think? Now?
Speaker 2: What have you checked Discovery Plus or any of those
Speaker 2: streaming services. I will have to because if it's still there,
Speaker 2: that they probably did it to move all their content there.
Speaker 2: This is the thing, And tell me if you feel
Speaker 2: this way.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: I feel like originally there were two or three apps
Speaker 2: that you would need. It was Netflix, then Hulu, and
Speaker 2: maybe you'd get one other one. Now I have like
Speaker 2: seven different streaming things, and it annoys me because I
Speaker 2: feel like half the time I'm paying for content that
Speaker 2: I don't even watch. I have Paramount Plus. Ask me
Speaker 2: when the last time I watch something on Paramount Plus
Speaker 2: was no? Right, thank you?
Speaker 1: So isn't it like over one hundred dollars a month
Speaker 1: for all that. Yes, that's insane, and that's on top
Speaker 1: of YouTube TV that I pay for.
Speaker 2: So this way I don't have to pay for cable
Speaker 2: at this point, I just should get.
Speaker 1: Cable because cable's probably cheaper, right, I mean, we pay
Speaker 1: I think it's like two hundred bucks for cable Wi Fi.
Speaker 1: A landline on a blame line?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: I still think that a landline is important, listen for
Speaker 1: an emergency, whenever whatever. They throw that into everybody's bundle
Speaker 1: because they're like, you're never going to use this, but
Speaker 1: just take it.
Speaker 2: It'll make your price cheaper.
Speaker 1: And how will I ever know that my car warranty
Speaker 1: is expired if without a landline? So curiously, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous, honestly, I don't. It just feels like there's
Speaker 2: just too much content nowadays and there's not.
Speaker 1: There is, And that's the thing. That's why, like a
Speaker 1: network TV show, the viewership is so much less than
Speaker 1: it was like ten years ago, because people are all
Speaker 1: over the place. It's the same thing with the radio show.
Speaker 1: There's so much stuff to listen to. Why would they
Speaker 1: listen to us? Like we have to be so compelling
Speaker 1: that they have to listen to us.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what's interesting about podcasting is that, like, unlike radio,
Speaker 2: we really have like a weird segment of an audience
Speaker 2: that we talked directly to twice a week.
Speaker 1: And aren't there like how many hundreds of thousand? There's
Speaker 1: gotta be millions of podcasts.
Speaker 2: No, well yeah, but on top of that, here's what's
Speaker 2: like super interesting and also weird. There's no way to
Speaker 2: tell what streaming numbers are. So like Netflix, when notice
Speaker 2: the next time you see a Netflix movie come out
Speaker 2: that's like a big budget one, yeah, make sure you look.
Speaker 2: They won't tell you how many people watched it. They're like,
Speaker 2: it's just the most watched. And I don't think that
Speaker 2: they should get away with that. I think they should
Speaker 2: have to report the numbers.
Speaker 1: They must have the statistics.
Speaker 2: Don't you think they do not report them? You do
Speaker 2: not have to report them. Isn't that insane? So they're
Speaker 2: just selling stuff? Oh, what's going on, Brody? I just
Speaker 2: saw that you call it. They have a conference call
Speaker 2: in a minute, but I can call you afterwards.
Speaker 1: Nah, it's too right, it's fine, But.
Speaker 2: They don't report their numbers. They're just like fifty million
Speaker 2: accounts watched it, but how far did they watch it?
Speaker 2: They don't tell you how much did they watch? They
Speaker 2: don't tell you.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing when you get it. When we
Speaker 1: get to listen on this podcast, how far in do
Speaker 1: they have to listen in order for us to do that?
Speaker 2: One we actually can find out, like a YouTube video,
Speaker 2: you could see how much people get in.
Speaker 1: Okay, but do you think people are listening to fifty minutes.
Speaker 2: Of I'll tell that. Yeah, I could tell you, but but.
Speaker 1: How far in do they have to listen before we
Speaker 1: get a listen credit?
Speaker 2: I don't actually know that. One newman knows told this
Speaker 2: before other Scott, Yeah, curious, thank you. Okay, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I think that's ridiculous. And I think that is going
Speaker 2: to cause all the streaming networks to go down because
Speaker 2: I think something one day is going to be like
Speaker 2: how Because think about it. If you make a movie
Speaker 2: right now, right, sorry, If you make a movie right now,
Speaker 2: and I say you're gonna get x amount of views, right,
Speaker 2: what is that worth? So if you're selling advertising dollars
Speaker 2: and saying trust us, you'll get the return on investment,
Speaker 2: but I can't report any of the numbers legally. Isn't
Speaker 2: that insane?
Speaker 1: I guess it's just a guesstimate. Exactly can you take
Speaker 1: this off? How do you get this off? Don't take
Speaker 1: it from the hair part. Ah, you just cut your
Speaker 1: finger my nail.
Speaker 2: I did get a hair gross.
Speaker 1: Huh. Now, okay, didn't do anything. Cotton candy is not
Speaker 1: the receptacle for that.
Speaker 2: Were you gonna eat it?
Speaker 1: I might have.
Speaker 2: No, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Did you see, by the way, last week, because when
Speaker 1: Kubby was on with us last week before that, we
Speaker 1: were talking about old eighties commercials and we played the
Speaker 1: cigarette mash. Did you see the picture I found? Did
Speaker 1: you not look online on Instagram? Again?
Speaker 2: I don't have Instagram. I haven't had Instagram for two weeks.
Speaker 1: Andrew, So wait, but you said that you go on
Speaker 1: your laptop and you look at it.
Speaker 2: I look at Twitter. I haven't looked at my Instagram
Speaker 2: in two full weeks.
Speaker 1: I don't know, buddy, that you're for a millennial. You're
Speaker 1: not doing very well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm over it. I hate it. It's stupid. It
Speaker 2: doesn't add anything to my life anymore. I just kept
Speaker 2: liking the same videos. So anyway, Look, there's the picture
Speaker 2: from my room from the eighties. There's a cigarette mash
Speaker 2: poster on the left there, and there's an ALF poster
Speaker 2: on the right. Because I was in the ALF fan club.
Speaker 2: I can't because you're the one that's out of this world.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: I know? Elf? Elf ended super depressing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're the one that's out of this world.
Speaker 1: That was his song. He put out a single, Everybody
Speaker 1: do the cigar ram Mash. That's not how it went
Speaker 1: at all. What are you doing.
Speaker 2: Cigar ram Mesh?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Everybody?
Speaker 2: I just want to now check my Instagram?
Speaker 1: No via that. No, So I found a lot of
Speaker 1: my Alpha fan club materials. I still have a pad
Speaker 1: that has ALF on it. I found the record it's
Speaker 1: the theme song, and also his song on the back
Speaker 1: and a little pin Fine. It was fun because you know,
Speaker 1: back in the eighties, when you liked something, there was
Speaker 1: no website to go to. You joined the fan club,
Speaker 1: so you had to send away and then they would
Speaker 1: send you the fan club kit that had all the
Speaker 1: crap in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I still have some of the ALF crap. I
Speaker 1: love that mm hm.
Speaker 2: I did that with Nick magazine when it was out.
Speaker 2: There were a couple things in that magazine I wanted,
Speaker 2: so I would send away for it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know me, I used to send away for
Speaker 1: everything you had, the book you would go through. I
Speaker 1: just liked getting mail. That was my whole thing. You know.
Speaker 1: There would be a package for me and that would
Speaker 1: be the most exciting part of my day.
Speaker 2: I'm going to Philadelphia next Thursday.
Speaker 1: I want to come.
Speaker 2: Should I go to the Mint?
Speaker 1: Yes, you should.
Speaker 2: I'll go back. I went with Paton Renee once and
Speaker 2: it was nice. But I'm going back.
Speaker 1: Are they allowing visitors yet to the mint? To the mint?
Speaker 1: I'm sure they are, I hope. So I would like
Speaker 1: to watch the mint half dollars. I want to go
Speaker 1: to the zoo. Okay, the Phillies.
Speaker 2: You it's supposed to be really nice.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean we have zoos here. We don't have
Speaker 1: mints here.
Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, I mean I've been to the mint, though.
Speaker 1: We need to go to I want to go to
Speaker 1: the Bureau of Engraving where they make the bills. Where's
Speaker 1: that there's there's a bunch of them. If you I
Speaker 1: don't know, if you ever if you knew this, but
Speaker 1: oh I don't have any you have any cash on
Speaker 1: you at all.
Speaker 2: I might, I might a mike hold on.
Speaker 1: So take out like one. You have a one dollar
Speaker 1: bill maybe or two or something. So you see that
Speaker 1: h right there? Yeah, do you see what it says
Speaker 1: on top of it? Look really carefully, Enteral Reserve Bank
Speaker 1: of Saint Louis. Okay, So that bill was printed in
Speaker 1: Saint Louis. Every exit, every bill has a different letter.
Speaker 1: B is New York, This one's A.
Speaker 2: This one was made in Massachusetts. Wow.
Speaker 1: So that little letter on the left there, and that's
Speaker 1: what the serial number starts with. So when you see
Speaker 1: the letter in the serial number, just look at the
Speaker 1: little circle thing there, and that tells you where the
Speaker 1: bill was made.
Speaker 2: What a fun fact.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a good one. That is a fun fact.
Speaker 1: And certain bills are only made in certain mints, not
Speaker 1: mints whatever they call them, the Treasury thing. I love that,
Speaker 1: Like the two dollar bills are only made in like
Speaker 1: two or three different ones.
Speaker 2: I think I want to go see the White House.
Speaker 2: That is my goal. But I want a White House tour.
Speaker 2: We didn't.
Speaker 1: We didn't get the freaking East. So when I got
Speaker 1: the email from them saying, unfortunately you did not get
Speaker 1: chosen in the lottery.
Speaker 2: I want to go to visit the White House. This
Speaker 2: is my year. I'm going to see it. I want
Speaker 2: to do it. I want to see all of it.
Speaker 2: You can just climb up the side that seems like
Speaker 2: it's unsafe. Oh okay, rather not, I'd rather make it
Speaker 2: inside a life. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh it's Easter Sunday coming up. Yeah, and Passover. Yeah,
Speaker 1: happy Easter or sorry, hoppy Easter, and happy Passover to
Speaker 1: those that celebrate.
Speaker 2: We used to have a bunny in our house and
Speaker 2: it was like a little stuffed animal and we go
Speaker 2: hoppy Easter, yep, hoppy Easter. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And this is also the time of year where people
Speaker 1: buy bunnies and chicks for people as gifts and then
Speaker 1: they wind up in the street month from now because
Speaker 1: people don't know what to do with them.
Speaker 2: Right, I have no idea about that one.
Speaker 1: No, it's true.
Speaker 2: I had a chick once. Yeah, maybe it was around Easter.
Speaker 2: I came home with a chick because I was with
Speaker 2: my Nona and we were on a farm and my
Speaker 2: Nona's like, she's Italian, she's off the boat Italian. And
Speaker 2: we were at a farm and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is cute. And my Nonah was like, you want it?
Speaker 2: And I was like, yeah, I do. I was young
Speaker 2: and I came home with a chick and my mom
Speaker 2: was like, what the hell are we going to do
Speaker 2: with a chick?
Speaker 1: The little yellow one? Yes?
Speaker 2: Uh? And literally every time they walk, pee.
Speaker 1: Poop, peep, peep, peep, peep, pep, and they poop, that's
Speaker 1: what they call them peeps.
Speaker 2: Yes, So where was I going to keep a chick?
Speaker 1: So it's a good thing.
Speaker 2: There was no dog there, No, we didn't. That was
Speaker 2: before Luna.
Speaker 1: Sawyer would eat that thing up.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it was nuts. We had a chick for
Speaker 2: a hot minute and Minna I think when we actually
Speaker 2: gave it back to the farm or cooked it, No,
Speaker 2: was like, why didn't you keep it? My mom was like,
Speaker 2: where are we keeping a chick?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, that's what happens in late April every year,
Speaker 1: is that all these like animal rescue places wind up
Speaker 1: getting an influx of rabbits and chicks because you know,
Speaker 1: chicks are cute when they're yellow and people all over,
Speaker 1: and then they grow into chickens and they're they're scary.
Speaker 1: People don't know what to do with them.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid of birds. I am so afraid of birds.
Speaker 2: I am terrible with birds.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I held the chicken and let me tell you, it's
Speaker 2: the scariest thing in my life. I gotta tell you
Speaker 2: two quick bird stories right after this, kid, if you want,
Speaker 2: we can't do three breaks. How do you mean, tour listeners?
Speaker 1: So last weekend or two weekends ago whatever, Amy and
Speaker 1: I went out to sag Harbor on Long Island and
Speaker 1: it's a you know, it's right by the water or whatever.
Speaker 1: So I was taking a walk and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: I hear boom, and I was like, what the hell?
Speaker 1: And like a few feet away from me, a seagull
Speaker 1: dropped a clam or whatever in a shell so it
Speaker 1: would break so they could eat it. Because they go
Speaker 1: they pick the stuff off the beach or out of
Speaker 1: the water, whatever, and they can't open it with their
Speaker 1: beaks because they're yeah, they're tightly closed, so they drop
Speaker 1: them and they smash them. I mean, they're very smart
Speaker 1: and resource man, but you could get killed. If I
Speaker 1: get a clam dropped on my head from one hundred
Speaker 1: feet in the air, I'm.
Speaker 2: Dead, yeah, you know, And imagine I bet you there's
Speaker 2: like a weird statistic of like clam deaths per year.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. The thing was flying right next to
Speaker 1: me and I heard a smash and I was like,
Speaker 1: what the hell was that? And it took me a
Speaker 1: minute to figure it out, and I took a picture
Speaker 1: of it. I took a picture of the bird in
Speaker 1: the parking lot because I was like, wait a second,
Speaker 1: this is the birds are terrifying, this is insane.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. I held a chicken once on my
Speaker 2: friend Nick's farm. I was so awkward holding that chicken.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. If I ever make it
Speaker 2: on Survivor, I bet you they're going to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: go catch the chicken. I'm not going to catch a chicken.
Speaker 1: Look at that bastard. He broke it and then he
Speaker 1: was eating it in the street, in the middle of
Speaker 1: the street. That's how close it was to me.
Speaker 2: It's amazing how smart they are. But it's also terrifying.
Speaker 1: Right, So, can I tell you my second bird story?
Speaker 2: Absolutely so.
Speaker 1: A couple of days ago, I was in my room
Speaker 1: getting dressed and the you know, the blinds are up,
Speaker 1: so my neighbor's got a show. But on top of
Speaker 1: that all of a sudden, feathers start floating down past
Speaker 1: the window like it's snowing feathers, Like, what the hell
Speaker 1: is going on? And I'm looking around and more feathers,
Speaker 1: and I said, girls, come here, look at this real quick.
Speaker 1: I said, it's raining feathers. What is going on? I said,
Speaker 1: I think I know what's happening. So I went outside.
Speaker 1: I looked up on the roof and there was a
Speaker 1: hawk tearing apart. I don't know what kind of bird
Speaker 1: it was, but that he saw me, and he was
Speaker 1: like and he took the thing. It was like dangling
Speaker 1: at it. He flew away with it, and it was
Speaker 1: like it was like shaking, you know. But and then
Speaker 1: there was like this feather pie on my roof. It
Speaker 1: was disgusting.
Speaker 2: No, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't know that birds eat birds.
Speaker 2: I listen, hawks are we'll eat everything and anything.
Speaker 1: Our neighborhood has hawks. They perch themselves on the top
Speaker 1: of the trees and they watch it because they'll take
Speaker 1: a little dog too.
Speaker 2: Well. We worry about Luna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Luna's probably a tiny bit too big.
Speaker 2: That's I think. But the hawks are big. You don't
Speaker 2: realize it until they.
Speaker 1: Swoop down like these little teacup dogs. Yeah, you gotta
Speaker 1: be careful, they'll come down and take them. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they make this noise rock, They make this loud, angry noise.
Speaker 2: Is that your bird noise? Those people are like coco
Speaker 2: cock noses.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what they say, that's your bird. They're loud
Speaker 1: and angry like they make. That's the noise that they make.
Speaker 2: You you never watched the rest of development. No, No,
Speaker 2: they don't know how a chicken sounds.
Speaker 1: We'll just be like a because when you hear chicken,
Speaker 1: it's buck buck buck buck buck buck buck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't know how a chicken sounds. You're that
Speaker 2: with a hawk?
Speaker 1: Wow, Well that's how that's a howk That's how the
Speaker 1: the Cadbury Creameg commercial is. It's that's that's that's the chicken.
Speaker 1: I love Cadbury Kreameg. By the way, haven't had one
Speaker 1: in years, but that was always my favorite Easter candy.
Speaker 1: What if your doctor tells you you could have a
Speaker 1: Cadbury Creameg every once in a while, I wouldn't why
Speaker 1: because you know it's a gateway drug for you exactly
Speaker 1: because then I'm back on the bandwagon or off.
Speaker 2: It on it what? I think you're smart enough to
Speaker 2: know what you should and shouldn't eat, And I don't
Speaker 2: think you give yourself enough credit.
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't eat that stuff anymore. I try.
Speaker 1: I try not to because once I start, I will
Speaker 1: not be able to stop. That's the problem. You're like pringles.
Speaker 1: Once you pop, you can't stop. Or what's the law?
Speaker 1: You know that? Ken? He just one laze right, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, fifty seven minutes I think that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, plus two or three commercial breaks, so you know
Speaker 1: we we were up over an hour? Yeah you want
Speaker 1: to actually let it go to an hour though?
Speaker 2: So ye, we're good. Really, I mean, what do we
Speaker 2: need to talk about for another two minutes? Three minutes?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, have a safe and happy holiday
Speaker 1: if you celebrate. Yeah, remember Easter candy half off on Monday.
Speaker 1: New serial Killers on Monday, New serial killers exciting? Do
Speaker 1: you remember what cereals they are? I don't even remember. Uh?
Speaker 2: Is he don't want?
Speaker 1: Is it the pouches? Yeah? Oh it's okay. So we
Speaker 1: have three bagged cereals coming up on Monday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 1: Mostly they're granolas.
Speaker 2: One of them was really good and one of them
Speaker 2: was really gross. Yep, it was that good.
Speaker 1: Better blah over that. I gotta you don't remember the title? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did I even? I don't even think I sent you that.
Speaker 1: What I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 2: You haven't done any of it. In fact, that's it's
Speaker 2: terrible for me because then I sit there and I
Speaker 2: wait because I have everything ready and I just need
Speaker 2: two things from you.
Speaker 1: It's funny because like behind the Curtain, so Andrew will
Speaker 1: post the podcast on Sunday night to start Monday morning. Yes,
Speaker 1: and so I'll be sitting on the toilet Sunday night
Speaker 1: and I'll get a text, uh description an episode please.
Speaker 1: I'm like, dude, I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I just if you know, and then you should just
Speaker 2: do it afterwards.
Speaker 1: I should do it right now.
Speaker 2: Legit. Have a simple job. No, your job is simple.
Speaker 2: You just write the description and send me it I
Speaker 2: have to say, and you only have to do it
Speaker 2: for one episode, for one thing. I do bulchat. All
Speaker 2: of that is me. Guess who also puts it on spreaker? Me?
Speaker 2: Guess who puts it on our YouTube? Me? Guess who
Speaker 2: has to make the thumbnails for it. Me. Guess who
Speaker 2: has to do all of that and just needs you
Speaker 2: to do one single thing.
Speaker 1: I have to think of a clever title and write
Speaker 1: a description for everything.
Speaker 2: Take you that long?
Speaker 1: No, it shouldn't, but I like it to be good.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I know.
Speaker 1: I appreciate all your You do a lot of work
Speaker 1: and because you're very knowledgeable. Uh huh, I don't know
Speaker 1: how to make thumbnails. I could, but I just didn't
Speaker 1: learn how to do it. I don't know how to
Speaker 1: need to learn.
Speaker 2: It's very simple. It's just literally going on swapping a picture,
Speaker 2: putting this it.
Speaker 1: Look there's no doubt about it. It makes me to
Speaker 1: go back. I need to learn how to do more
Speaker 1: things than I know how to do currently, because at
Speaker 1: some point in my life I'm going to need to
Speaker 1: know how to do those things because Andrew will not
Speaker 1: be there for me anymore. You know. It'll be a
Speaker 1: sad day and I will miss you greatly.
Speaker 2: Am I dying?
Speaker 1: No, You're not dying, but at some point we're gonna
Speaker 1: part ways. This can't last. Nothing last forever. You know. Wow?
Speaker 2: That got grim Thank you so much listening, Yes to
Speaker 2: hopefully a couple more episodes of this show.
Speaker 1: Please follow us at serial Killers PC and we call
Speaker 1: it serial Killers PC because the regular podcast is called
Speaker 1: serial Killer. So that's cereal with a C in case
Speaker 1: you don't know that we also eat cereal. Yeah, keel,
Speaker 1: all right, and that's it. So until we see you
Speaker 1: on Oh, I gotta get the ball.
Speaker 2: Monday, Monday.
Speaker 1: Should I leave the milk in the refrigerator for the
Speaker 1: whole week and see.
Speaker 2: New, new, new new until next week?
Speaker 1: Oh, Andrew this take? Can we please get a tablecloth
Speaker 1: with our logo on it? Well, you invest in that, Okay,
Speaker 1: until we see you next week, say clink Andrew, Colleen,
Speaker 1: look at that exactly, He's sixty boom wow