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Speaker 1: Okayop, Sam, Yeah, I love the show Kaffis. Uh, what's calfish?

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Speaker 2: The show?

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Speaker 1: I've never heard of it? Okay, the show? What does

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Speaker 2: The show is basically where they find someone who has

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Speaker 1: Oh no, sounds like the worst encounter ever.

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Speaker 2: It's It's terrible, And the beautiful part is they of

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Speaker 2: course buy a TV show producer magic they always somehow

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Speaker 2: And so my favorite episode of all time was, Uh,

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Speaker 2: there was a person who first went on a calfish

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Speaker 2: right wait what yeah, they were catfishing each other.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, so the person that requested a help is

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they found out eventually by by looking into it more.

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Speaker 1: What for years?

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Speaker 1: It was the most it was the most insane thing, you.

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Speaker 3: Know that kind of reminds you, like of a modern day,

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Speaker 2: I love see Like that's what I love about music

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Speaker 4: Doom Doom Doom, Get on the loof that you've looked for,

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Speaker 2: My friend. My senior year of high school, I started

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Speaker 2: That is AOL instant messager. Did you have Did you

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Speaker 3: There's something there, there's something. There's a joke in there.

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Speaker 3: We're not going to find it, but it's there. Now

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Speaker 2: My friend can My friend was convinced that it was

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Speaker 3: Brian, Yeah, Brian with the guyeliner. Come on, dude, it's

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Speaker 3: it's crazy. How like high school puppy love can just like,

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is terrible. I told him everything.

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Speaker 2: He knew all of my passwords. No, don't give your

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Speaker 2: But like again, when you're like high school or puppy love,

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Speaker 3: Also, if you give all your passwords at whatever age,

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Speaker 2: They're they're they're getting access to your bank account when

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just you wait that four to one can zip

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Speaker 2: Oh man.

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Speaker 1: He also knew everything about my day to day life.

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Speaker 2: Literally, every single one of my friends told me he

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Speaker 1: Facts, dude, it's not real.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, I loved him, Bryan, I loved him.

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Speaker 1: Stop it, daddy, I love him. I won't be with

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Speaker 2: My first roommate was a total wine bag who had

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Speaker 3: Wine bag is someone who whinds or someone who drinks

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Speaker 2: I think someone who whinds. That's an interesting insult though.

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Speaker 2: I like that total wine bag. Maybe we could use

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Speaker 2: that in place of the other word with bagging it.

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Speaker 2: I have something, Okay, oh god, I know what's going

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Speaker 1: Down a total wine bag. God memories Australia Box wine days.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, because you were eleven when you were there,

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Speaker 1: When I was eleven. When I when I studied abroad there.

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Speaker 3: I was like, goes, it was a total wine bag.

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Speaker 1: When heine Backer at eleven.

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Speaker 2: Ripe page of eleven, some of their rules were no

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Speaker 1: Dang, that is terrible.

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Speaker 2: College room eight.

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Speaker 1: Come on, dude, that's so early.

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Speaker 3: Was about, like, you know, creating friendships, having people in

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Speaker 2: Lena's to say, I was desperate to bounce. I found

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Speaker 2: but it couldn't be worse than the Left Behind Chick Fair.

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Speaker 2: At the same time, I was loving everything else about college.

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Speaker 2: Things with Brian kind of waned because life was busy

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Speaker 3: AKA other dudes, Brian's gonna be devastated.

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Speaker 1: Sorry Brian, Sorry Brian, Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 2: He would call me twenty times a day, messaged me

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Speaker 3: Heck, no, final times is way too much and don't

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Speaker 3: maybe not for Facebook.

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Speaker 1: So finally I broke it off for good.

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Speaker 3: What did she say? We will never know that she

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Speaker 3: broke it off. She broke it off, guy, That's all

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Speaker 3: we need to know. Yeah, karate jump. The next semester,

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Speaker 3: I moved into my awesome new room.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: My roommate is a fellow freshman from Massachusetts who transferred

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Speaker 1: Amazing.

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Speaker 2: She was freaking loaded. Brought basically everything we would both

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Speaker 1: That is beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Oh, oh my gosh, her mom got us matching betting

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Speaker 2: from Pottery Barn.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I like, oh, maybe found a new bestie.

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Speaker 2: Dude, Oh p got the bag.

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Speaker 1: Hey.

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Speaker 2: It was freaking awesome. She was a little weird and

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Speaker 2: there was freshman I get it. The first weekend after

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Speaker 1: I was like, what's going on? Like, what are you

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Speaker 1: doing here? Wait? This is totally random, totally random.

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Speaker 2: I ended up sleeping at one of my girlfriend's rooms

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and are these keys to the room? I'm assuming, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I guess so. How is how is a crazy rootmate

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Speaker 1: The weird incident was just kind of like unspoken.

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Speaker 2: We were a two minute walk from the soccer house

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Speaker 2: I see that everything is torn the f up? What

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Speaker 1: Stuff is all over the floor. Did they get robbed

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Speaker 2: She's sitting on my bed and her arm is bleeding.

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Speaker 2: The roommate is sitting on the bed, Yes, with her

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Speaker 2: She had broken my coffee cup and carved my effing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're not qualified to deal with whatever the

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Speaker 2: She ended up getting committed that night, and her parents

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Speaker 3: She was Brian what? Yes, No, she was Brian. She

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Speaker 3: That's a good question. Let's see here she told her parents.

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Speaker 2: They told me she had decided to try to start

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Speaker 2: Her parents apologized, said, I could keep all of the

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Speaker 2: They withdrew her from all the classes and left. I

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