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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 2: You y Away.

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Speaker 3: When we do prank phone calls, some of us get

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Speaker 3: into character for them. Yeah, like I have my old man.

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Speaker 2: Ellen winter Bottom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I let your service suns out comes out. Then

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Speaker 3: Brook has her chainsmoking truck driver character. Is it Marlin? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: there it is, which is just Brook in the future. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: They all did it once and Texters at seven eight

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Speaker 3: five nine two said they loved it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, shot to me, there's a couple of truck drivers.

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Speaker 2: I got DM. I'm just gonna let you know.

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Speaker 3: And then there's Jose. And one of his most requested

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Speaker 3: fan favorite characters is Clover. Yeah, former British Intelligence Black

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Speaker 3: Ops soldier who takes his military training everywhere he goes

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Speaker 3: and of course takes it way too seriously.

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Speaker 4: Yeh.

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Speaker 3: And today he has his sight set on a new

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Speaker 3: location that you'll find in almost every neighborhood in North America.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna find out where in your phone tab right now?

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Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for calling at market. This is Cat. How can

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Speaker 4: I help you?

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Speaker 2: Oi? Is this a secure line? Huh? Is this line secure? Uh?

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Speaker 4: I don't know. Let me this is just a grocery

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Speaker 4: store line. Who's calling.

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Speaker 2: The name's Frank, but my mates call me Clover because

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Speaker 2: I'm lucky to be alive.

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Speaker 4: Okay, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: Ten minutes ago I witnessed a maium sized woman about

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Speaker 2: yay hi, put a nectarine in her pocket and just

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Speaker 2: walk right out the front door.

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Speaker 4: Well, thanks for letting us know. There's not much that

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Speaker 4: we can do about it, though, Unfortunately, Well what are.

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Speaker 2: You going to do about it? We're in the middle

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Speaker 2: of a crisis.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Well, I don't know if you're aware of like

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Speaker 4: policies and that, but there's not much that we can do.

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Speaker 4: You know, we're not allowed to pursue any shoplifters. We're

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Speaker 4: just supposed to.

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Speaker 2: Then you're lucky you have me because I don't work

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Speaker 2: for the store or the cops.

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Speaker 4: So what are you saying. I'm just not following what

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Speaker 4: you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I'm a former black op specialist for I six have

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Speaker 2: a set of skills that you might find extremely useful. Okay,

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Speaker 2: if you catch my drift.

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Speaker 4: I'm just reiterating this. This is a grocery store.

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Speaker 2: A further if that's why I'm taking this seriously, write

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Speaker 2: this down. I need an empty room in the back

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Speaker 2: of the shop, preferdly way to sink with running water

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Speaker 2: in a package of one hundred and twenty zip ties.

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Speaker 4: Wait, you want a room in the back.

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Speaker 2: What also? I need a call battery with two jumper

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Speaker 2: cables and all have the thief squinting like a pig,

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Speaker 2: and a Moroccan bazaar.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's not necessary. We don't need to make a

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Speaker 4: torture room for somebody who has stolen orange.

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Speaker 2: It was a necked rain attention to detail love. Okay,

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Speaker 2: there you'll get in your pockets picked.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you. I appreciate the call, but I think we're

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Speaker 4: just going to handle it on our end.

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Speaker 2: Here I'm harden inside at one of your freezers right now.

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Speaker 4: You're what what?

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Speaker 2: I'm in a freezer one of ours, in a freezer.

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Speaker 4: You're here in our.

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Speaker 2: Store, affirmative. I'm tailing a bloke who may or may

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Speaker 2: not have put a bag of frozen fish dicksed on

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Speaker 2: his nickers.

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Speaker 4: Listen, Frank or whatever your name is, you need to

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Speaker 4: get out of our freezer, and you need to leave

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Speaker 4: our store immediately.

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Speaker 2: You want me to close in on the target copy?

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Speaker 4: No, No, I do not need you to close in

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Speaker 4: on the target. I need you to get out of

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Speaker 4: the freezer.

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Speaker 2: I'll have them ted that register full Unley said three minutes.

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Speaker 4: No, sir, no, suir, No, don't you dare.

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Speaker 2: I just need the green light? Do I have it? No?

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Speaker 4: Are you hearing me? No?

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Speaker 2: I need your green light to add his phone prank.

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Speaker 2: Once it's over, copy white one, just say the word copy.

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Speaker 4: What did you just say?

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Speaker 2: My name isn't really Clover, It's actually Jose. This is

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Speaker 2: my real voice.

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Speaker 4: What is going on right now?

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Speaker 2: I'm not in your grocery store. You can calm down.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually at a radio station and I'm doing a

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Speaker 2: prank phone call on you. Oh what are your coworkers?

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Speaker 2: You know your coworker Laura, she set you up.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm like joking.

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Speaker 2: She said you had a lot of shoplifters lately, so

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Speaker 2: she thought it might be helpful to have someone like

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Speaker 2: you know in British Intelligence come and take care of

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Speaker 2: the job.

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Speaker 4: That's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I'll meet you in the back room and three minutes

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Speaker 2: zip toys in the battery cables, Coppy Roger Baggs.

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Speaker 4: Let's make them pay.

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Speaker 2: WHOA Okay, now I'm scared of you, lady.

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Speaker 1: Weeke up every morning with fum tabs weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning