Speaker 1: Second, falling in love in this world is hard enough, okay,
Speaker 1: but what would it be like to fall in love
Speaker 1: in another realm? Who? Cool? Do you imagine what that
Speaker 1: must look like? Even Dost thou art look it like,
Speaker 1: my fair maiden? Good men were so manly back then,
Speaker 1: worth they do? You have tights on right now too? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And honestly, I'm not a very big fantasy role playing guy, obviously,
Speaker 1: unless it comes to costumes in large lightsabers. That's a
Speaker 1: different story. But one of our listeners is really into it,
Speaker 1: and it actually helped her meet a guy recently. Now
Speaker 1: she's asking us for help today. Her name is Leah, Leah,
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. Hey, everybody, would you call yourself
Speaker 1: a fair maiden? Only what I'm trying to be? Oh?
Speaker 1: All right, so tell us about the guy you met?
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name was Jonathan? Okay, where did
Speaker 1: you meet John? One of the guys in my D
Speaker 1: and D group was doing a one shot which is
Speaker 1: basically just like a one night only game. All right,
Speaker 1: we have to slow it down. So you said D
Speaker 1: and D, which is Dungeons and Dragons. Yeah, it's Dungeons
Speaker 1: and Dragons, Okay, And I forget. That's not like magic
Speaker 1: where you play with cards. Dungeons and Dragons is a game.
Speaker 1: It's a board. Okay. It basically like you're playing pretend
Speaker 1: and there's rules and you roll dice. Okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew that. Yeah, that's a stranger things, stranger thing. So wait,
Speaker 1: one shot? What does that mean? Is it? Is it? Tequila?
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I'm like, maybe I'm into Dungeons
Speaker 1: and Dragons. Oh my god, drunkarns and dragons. Here we
Speaker 1: go talking. Now you got our language? Okay. So basically,
Speaker 1: usually when you play D and D, it's like Stranger Things,
Speaker 1: you play over the course of like a long time, okay,
Speaker 1: but in this game, it's like just one time. Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's a quick game. It's a quickie. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, And how did you meet this dude? How
Speaker 1: did you do the quickie with a guy? He is
Speaker 1: a friend of one of the other players. So everybody
Speaker 1: brought like new people to see who enjoyed it. And
Speaker 1: so Jonathan was playing a character. Also, okay, what character
Speaker 1: were you? I am a halfling Bard, a halfling Bard,
Speaker 1: say that's what you mean. I'm very excited about my
Speaker 1: halfling Bard. She's very cute. She's little, that's why they
Speaker 1: called him halflings. And she plays a cello but it's
Speaker 1: like bigger than her, so she plays it like a
Speaker 1: double bass. It's very silly. Okay, so you're a halfling Bard.
Speaker 1: And who's this mystery man that would you? What's his character? Right?
Speaker 1: So he is a human fighter. So he's just like
Speaker 1: real good at like punching and kicking and shooting arrows boring, Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's a fret guy. Yeah, he's gonna do D
Speaker 1: and D but he's still gonna be cool. Yeahs. And
Speaker 1: so does the guy have a character name? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I'm Denna and he was Lim Lim Lim is that
Speaker 1: because he's got a big kid? You're just rooting this
Speaker 1: game for her? So, so how do you guys end
Speaker 1: up like interacting? How does the Bard and the human
Speaker 1: Fighter end up interacting in the game. Well, basically, like
Speaker 1: we're all on the same team. We're all trying to
Speaker 1: do like this magical mission, like we were rescuing a
Speaker 1: dragon from a princess. Oh the princess took the dragon hostage.
Speaker 1: What is happening? And so you know we're we're doing magic,
Speaker 1: we're punching, we're kicking, and I'm like, I'm a very
Speaker 1: different person when I'm playing D and D. I tend
Speaker 1: to be like kind of shy and like don't overstep
Speaker 1: my own comfort zone. But like that's the nice thing
Speaker 1: about dnd's like you get to kind of try on whatever. So, like,
Speaker 1: you know, my character Dnna is like bold and brash,
Speaker 1: and she's all like hate ranger. Oh yeah, this is
Speaker 1: like role playing at this point. Yeah. So he starts
Speaker 1: lurting right back, and so we take like a little
Speaker 1: break to grab our drinks and our refills and whatever,
Speaker 1: and so we start talking and I'm like, oh, wait,
Speaker 1: in real life, you're also a really cool person. Oh
Speaker 1: look at it, d love. So okay, so you guys
Speaker 1: broke away from the game for a second to just
Speaker 1: talk normally Leah and Jonathan not yeah, the Bard and
Speaker 1: the whatever limb right, okay, And so where you're feeling
Speaker 1: a connection that way? Yeah, I was, And I think
Speaker 1: I got some signals that he was too. I mean
Speaker 1: after the game we actually went and we got a beer.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a date date. Yeah, So was there any
Speaker 1: romance when you guys got the drinks? I mean I
Speaker 1: felt something, but I didn't act on it. Like I
Speaker 1: really felt like there might have been a moment where
Speaker 1: like maybe a kiss could happen, But I didn't really
Speaker 1: see anything from him, you know, and I didn't want
Speaker 1: to like overstep. Oh you needed to bring out your
Speaker 1: your inn or half wing bard, lad, Yeah, you should
Speaker 1: have transformed into the bar and kissed them right on
Speaker 1: the mouth like a naughty little bar does. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I couldn't. Yeah, maybe Leah couldn't, but the halfling Bard,
Speaker 1: I've got the board, damn. So have you reached out
Speaker 1: to him? I texted him to see if he wanted
Speaker 1: to hang out again, you know, I phrased it so vaguely,
Speaker 1: of course, but he hasn't really gotten back to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe that's the thing. He didn't understand. You didn't want to,
Speaker 1: you know, it's possible yet. I don't mean the stereotype.
Speaker 1: But my guess is with the D and D dudes
Speaker 1: like you need to be pretty upfront with what I mean.
Speaker 1: I just don't think they probably pick up on small
Speaker 1: flirting women to hit on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just sus stereotypes speaking of like elementary school kids
Speaker 1: playing dang, this is just a guy that showed up
Speaker 1: for a one off. I'm not trying to be mean.
Speaker 1: I'm asking if that's you think that's the case. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I definitely don't think that he's like the stereotypes or anything.
Speaker 1: I think he just seemed like a cool guy. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's find out for sure. We're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, we'll call Jonathan for you, and we'll
Speaker 1: attempt to cast a charm spell on him when we
Speaker 1: do your second date update. Said I think, said no,
Speaker 1: I think it really landed. Oh it was perfect, she says. Okay,
Speaker 1: right after this hold on second Date, you're in the
Speaker 1: middle of a second date update update, and we're gonna
Speaker 1: find out how the couple is doing right after you
Speaker 1: here Part two, just a warning for a hafling barred
Speaker 1: on the phone. This second date update could be a
Speaker 1: rough one, so you may need to double not your
Speaker 1: chastity belt or maybe release it. I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure what's going to happen here. What I do
Speaker 1: know is that one of our listeners, Leah, met a
Speaker 1: guy named Jonathan while playing Dungeons and Dragons at a
Speaker 1: friend's house. Jonathan was a newcomer to the group, and
Speaker 1: they had a little flirtation in the game, which led
Speaker 1: to the two of them grabbing drinks outside of the game. Yes,
Speaker 1: them and she felt a genuine connection. But after that,
Speaker 1: Jonathan has disappeared like a mischievous half elf wizard, casting
Speaker 1: an invisibility spell outside Bulger's Gate. Do you play Dungeon
Speaker 1: and Wind Dragons? D Why do you know all this stuff?
Speaker 1: I just google a bunch of dungeons and dress Okay,
Speaker 1: But our job is to get Jonathan back on the
Speaker 1: phone to explain himself, yes, and possibly make a baby
Speaker 1: with Leah. Why are we doing that? Why are we
Speaker 1: going from chastity belts to babies? I just said possibly
Speaker 1: between that would be a very successful second date update.
Speaker 1: If you ask me, y'all are scaring me? You better
Speaker 1: not scare him? All Okay? Yeah, we're just gonna call
Speaker 1: Jonathan and see if he wants to go out on
Speaker 1: another date. How's that all right? Let's do it. Okay,
Speaker 1: try not to embarrass you too much. Yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: dial Jonathan's number right now here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Jonathan. Yeah, hey Jonathan. My name's Jeff
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: How you doing good? Thanks? Okay? What's We're doing a
Speaker 1: segment on our show called a second date Update. Basically,
Speaker 1: that's where if one of our listeners goes out on
Speaker 1: a date and afterwards, if they're not calling them back,
Speaker 1: they'll email us to reach out and try and help
Speaker 1: them figure out the reason. Why have you heard of
Speaker 1: this before? No? I haven't, but I mean that sounds cool.
Speaker 1: It sounds like very marketable, great idea. Thanks, Okay, I
Speaker 1: like you, why but I'm very impressed about you? Yes?
Speaker 1: Or do we just like him because he's complimenting us?
Speaker 1: We'll take him. We don't get very many of those
Speaker 1: on this show. So back to the second date update. Recently,
Speaker 1: you met a listener of our show who had a
Speaker 1: great time with you and has been trying to get
Speaker 1: in touch, but it's been having a little bit of
Speaker 1: difficulty with it. Her name's Leah. Yeah, that name sounds familiar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you remember her? You played Dungeons and Dragons with her? Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: I do, yes. She was a halfling bard and I
Speaker 1: guess you were a human fighter, a very sexy one.
Speaker 1: According to her, that sounds fitting. Now we're complimenting him.
Speaker 1: I like that. So the reason that we're doing this
Speaker 1: whole phone call is because Leah wants to understand why
Speaker 1: after you guys had a really nice time together, she's
Speaker 1: been having such a hard time getting a hold of
Speaker 1: you because she wants to see you again. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's an interesting person. I like Leah. I think that
Speaker 1: she was nice. She's a little intense, But then again,
Speaker 1: so is camping camp. It's intense, you guys, okay jokes
Speaker 1: he separately. I thought it was another thing. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: what makes you say that Leah's intense. I didn't get
Speaker 1: that impression from her, Like she's into the game obviously,
Speaker 1: But why do you say intense. Well, I'm not sure
Speaker 1: if she was nervous or something like that. But right
Speaker 1: when we got there, I mean, I think she's still
Speaker 1: coming off to hide the game. But she started trash
Speaker 1: talk to me a little bit in a way, like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: had you not been on my team, I would have
Speaker 1: owned you. I would like swept on your corpse, And
Speaker 1: I was like, colect on your cosena. Did that make
Speaker 1: you laugh? Though? Well, nervously, So apparently she was part
Speaker 1: of this necro napper group thing they pull on like
Speaker 1: some sort of like slay and sleep Apparently, is this
Speaker 1: in D and D or is this necro group outside
Speaker 1: of DNA They would like kind of do it like
Speaker 1: a slay in sleep, Like they would just destroy people
Speaker 1: in the game and then they would like sleep on
Speaker 1: the corpses, and its weird stuff. Still, this is like
Speaker 1: real life slaying people and sleeping on them or is
Speaker 1: this like d world It's in the game. It's very
Speaker 1: important to clarify though, because I'm having a hard time.
Speaker 1: Whatever it was, it was just a turn off. I mean,
Speaker 1: I like her as a person and I enjoyed spending
Speaker 1: time with her, But whatever it was, it just seems
Speaker 1: to me that she would probably be better off for
Speaker 1: somebody who's in a D and D as much as
Speaker 1: she is. Yeah, I mean, I feel like because we
Speaker 1: spoke to her for a little bit, Jonathan, and she
Speaker 1: sounds like a very nice person to us, and I
Speaker 1: think she may have just been caught up in the game.
Speaker 1: You guys had just come from playing, and she did
Speaker 1: describe that her game character, whatever you call it in
Speaker 1: D and D, is very different than who she is
Speaker 1: in real life. She did say that. Well, I just
Speaker 1: felt like D and D was her life, and now
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I'm looking for somebody like that. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe she would say differently, maybe she would. Let's find out,
Speaker 1: because I need to tell you. Jonathan Leah's on the
Speaker 1: other line listening, and she wants to talk to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: h careful, she's gonna take a nap on you. Lee.
Speaker 1: Are you there? Oh I am so embarrassed. Oh it's okay.
Speaker 1: So Jonathan Leah's there. She's been listening to this entire conversation.
Speaker 1: I think she's bright red. Yeah, I'm really glad this
Speaker 1: is radio. Yeah, we don't want to see the corpse
Speaker 1: that you're sleeping. Oh hey, listen, Lee, I'm just telling
Speaker 1: the truth. I'm not meaning any harm or any foul,
Speaker 1: but I mean, hey, if you want to explain your
Speaker 1: side and just kind of get an understanding for me,
Speaker 1: like I would love to hear that show. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess I got a little too into it.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to scare you off like that. I
Speaker 1: hope that you're not like it turned off from D
Speaker 1: and D. Also, maybe explain the necro nappers things I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: it's just this really silly thing that like one of
Speaker 1: the other guys in me in the group thought of
Speaker 1: in a previous game, where it's like, yeah, we slay
Speaker 1: our enemies and then we're gonna like take a relaxing nap.
Speaker 1: I promise it's funny in a game, but like, yeah, outside,
Speaker 1: I helped just a little bit, and I think I
Speaker 1: can compare this and make this sound a little less weird.
Speaker 1: In Fortnite, after you kill someone, if you want to
Speaker 1: be toxic, you can dance over their body. Oh that's terrible.
Speaker 1: So I think it's happy you get your kill and
Speaker 1: you're like, haha, I got you, and then you do
Speaker 1: an emote that's what it's called. So I feel like
Speaker 1: you're doing the same thing. It's just a lot more
Speaker 1: dark good news. It's a relaxing nap. Jonathan, Does any
Speaker 1: of this make you feel a little bit better about Leah? Partially? Okay? Yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: I mean it was just skinning things and wearing them
Speaker 1: was kind of weird. But I guess it's because I
Speaker 1: didn't understand it, and if you explain it to me
Speaker 1: that you're like, not this person that goes and does
Speaker 1: this on a breaking the basis in real life then
Speaker 1: I would probably. Okay, Leah, can you assure him of that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, no, I would. I work at a
Speaker 1: post office. I don't like that doesn't help you. There's
Speaker 1: been some incidents, so I don't think at all. I mean, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: don't you feel like outside of the D and D
Speaker 1: world and all the dn D lingo, did you have
Speaker 1: a fun time with Leah? Oh? Absolutely? Okay, sir, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and maybe next time when you guys meet up, there
Speaker 1: can be no D and D involved whatsoever, so you
Speaker 1: just get to know the two of you as regular
Speaker 1: human people. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what, Leah. Do
Speaker 1: you really like Dungeons and draved is like a lot?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it doesn't mean that it lightly have
Speaker 1: to have it be my whole life. Well, I like normal, Leah,
Speaker 1: when we just kind of sat down and had a
Speaker 1: good time. So how about I give you a shot
Speaker 1: where I actually can just sit down with Dungeons and
Speaker 1: Dragon Lea and just listen and understand how you got
Speaker 1: started with that? Oh I'm not sure? Are you asking
Speaker 1: her out? Like? How about I give you a shot?
Speaker 1: I know what he's saying, is are I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: give Dungeons and Dragons Leah another Yes. I don't know, Jonathan. Jonathan,
Speaker 1: if I were Leah right now, I don't want to
Speaker 1: sleep on your corpse. Yea. So it was weirdly worded.
Speaker 1: It was yeah, let's try it for him. Yeah, So, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. We would love to send you and
Speaker 1: Leah normal Leah out on a normal date and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for it. Really. Yeah that sounds good. Okay, that's yes,
Speaker 1: you agree? Yeah, yeah, Kin in the game, I accept
Speaker 1: the maiden. Hey, maybe don't start the game. There's definitely
Speaker 1: gonna be some corpses left on after this. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: congratulations Leah, we got you another day. Wow, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I can't guys, we've never done it for a necro
Speaker 1: napper before. I think in the D and D world.
Speaker 1: We just ranked up Chastity Belts coming off tonight. Congratulations
Speaker 1: you too, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. That was
Speaker 1: a second eight update from a few months ago. One
Speaker 1: of the stranger ones that we've had, for sure, but
Speaker 1: I mean the first necro napper we've ever had, definitely
Speaker 1: probably the last. But it ended on a good note,
Speaker 1: And now Jonathan and Leia are back to tell us
Speaker 1: what's been going on since that happened. Jonathan, Leah, welcome
Speaker 1: back to the show. Okay, you sound happy. That's always
Speaker 1: a good sign. Yeah. Are you guys still dating us?
Speaker 1: Still together? Yeah? What's the status? Oh my god? No, no,
Speaker 1: we're not together. Oh that's weird. Usually when people want
Speaker 1: to do a follow up with us, it's because they're
Speaker 1: like a cute relationship. I mean between you know, Dungeons
Speaker 1: and Dragons and just life. We kind of realized it's
Speaker 1: better if we're friends. Okay, So you guys did go
Speaker 1: on a few dates. Yeah, to be fair, we went
Speaker 1: on a couple. They were a lot of fun, all right.
Speaker 1: It was nice because I mean I kept going to
Speaker 1: the parties with her and it was fun. But she
Speaker 1: actually introduced me to her roommate. Oh she pawned you
Speaker 1: off onto somebody else, that's the way. Are you dating
Speaker 1: her roommate? Yeah? Yeah? Okay, Okay, how long has that
Speaker 1: been going on? Just a couple of months and we're
Speaker 1: moving in together. Wow, Lea, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1: I mean, if it was anybody else taking her away,
Speaker 1: I would definitely be mad. But Jonathan is so sweet.
Speaker 1: I think it's really good for her. You'll definitely make
Speaker 1: a lot of money because most people will be really passed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my friend she found another roommate maybe, like, yeah, that's true. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I just have to say that, Leo, you are a
Speaker 1: sweetheart and I appreciate you very much and I'm very
Speaker 1: thankful that you introduced me to Bellerie. So thank you.
Speaker 1: It worked out. Yeah, so like the first time ever,
Speaker 1: that friend zoning was good. Yeah. Well thanks for sharing
Speaker 1: you guys, and of course, Jonathan, good luck with Leah's roommate.
Speaker 1: Don't screw it up. Oh my god, right, because they're
Speaker 1: moving in pretty quickly. Yeah, text into seven eighty five
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