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Speaker 1: Right, it's one or two point seven Kiss FM, It's

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Speaker 1: time for Ryan's roses? Do you Ryan? And sistany. I

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Speaker 1: won't get into specifics, but the other night in bed,

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Speaker 1: my husband did something we had never done before. We've

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Speaker 1: been together eighteen years. He's learned new moves. Now, hold

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Speaker 1: on for a second. What if he just did a

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Speaker 1: little research on the internet or by the way, You know,

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Speaker 1: some people download e books on this stuff. But you

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Speaker 1: can also vocalize that. You can be like hey, but

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Speaker 1: also surprised, look what I learned. But then you're in.

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Speaker 1: You're in anyway. So she says she was looking for

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Speaker 1: something in the trunk of his car and then she

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Speaker 1: found a massage candle. Let's a massage candle. It's a

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Speaker 1: candle that when you pour the wax, it doesn't burn you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of fantastic. So you pour the wax and

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Speaker 1: then massage with the wax. You ever seen a movie

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Speaker 1: where they pour candle wax on each other, the candles

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Speaker 1: that don't burn you. Yeah, it's like oil. It's not

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Speaker 1: like wax. It isn't like harden on you. Oh I

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Speaker 1: like that exactly, your massage with the oil. Why do

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Speaker 1: they call it a massage candle. If you're not massaging,

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Speaker 1: take this one. But yeah, you just like, you know,

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Speaker 1: touch handle, Yeah, to call it a fondo candle. Irish,

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Speaker 1: good morning, Good morning. So basically, I mean, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: there's not much we need to ask you about. You

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Speaker 1: been together? He learned? What's the new moves he learned?

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Speaker 1: Can you tell us? And I don't. I mean, it's

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Speaker 1: kind of feel like it's weird to say that on

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Speaker 1: the air. Partly what it was, Yeah, don't say it. Then. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you were looking at in the trunk and you

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Speaker 1: found the massage candle. You never used a massage candle before.

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Speaker 1: We've talked about what that is here. So I think

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Speaker 1: we're all to speed. Eighteen years together. Anything else you

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Speaker 1: think we need to know before we call your husband? Um? No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, if you think you got it, let's let's

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Speaker 1: see what he has to say. It's Ryan's roses. I

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Speaker 1: ain't we got it. Let's find out what's going on.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is there a chance he was just gonna

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Speaker 1: use it on his wife? All right? Ryan Seacrest and

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Speaker 1: Iris on the line. Iris said her husband, after eighteen years,

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Speaker 1: learned some new moves, in the bedroom. She looked in

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Speaker 1: the trunk. He's got a massage candle in there. They've

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Speaker 1: never used it. Do you think you have the massage

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Speaker 1: candle to surprise you with? At some point he's going

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Speaker 1: to break it out on you. Irs. I considered that

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Speaker 1: and I'm kind of hoping that's the case. But it's

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Speaker 1: just again, it's out of nowhere, out of eighteen years

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Speaker 1: we've been together. It's just random, got it. I need

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Speaker 1: you to say, Ryan, you my permission to call, and

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Speaker 1: then his name on Kiss FM. Go ahead, Okay, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: you have my permission to call it. We're gonna do that. Now,

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Speaker 1: going on here. Alright, Iris, Yes, thank you, good luck.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. Hi. This is James. Hi. My name

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Speaker 1: is Ori. I'm calling him from Beatie Blooms. How are

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Speaker 1: you doing this morning? I'm doing well. How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good. We actually service the Hawthorn area and today

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Speaker 1: we're offering a free dozen roses that you can send

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Speaker 1: to anybody that you'd like. They're absolutely free. I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to promote my new business. Is this something you'd

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Speaker 1: be interested in? Oh, you're you're you're offering free flowers.

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Speaker 1: It's a free dozen red roses you can send to

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Speaker 1: anybody that you like. I don't need cash, I don't

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Speaker 1: need credit card info. I don't need anything from you truly,

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Speaker 1: just the name of the person you want to send

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Speaker 1: them to and a note. They'll have them by lunchtime today.

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Speaker 1: And we just hope that if you do like our arrangements,

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Speaker 1: send this absolutely, Um, I guess just send him to

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Speaker 1: particular reason. I love you, James, James, your voice of

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, James. Um, I found a candle in your

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Speaker 1: What's a mistage candle? Because I mean, like a candle

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Speaker 1: So are you cheating on Iris? Oh no, no, I

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Speaker 1: new moves? Where did you learn the new moves? James? I?

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Speaker 1: Was watching a film online and it just looked like

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Speaker 1: something that, what do you like? What film you're watching? Like,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? A little? A little? I mean, look,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, a little bit. But I mean it's no

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Speaker 1: I have no idea about any of this is just

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, what's I'm not like familiar with the

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Speaker 1: a candle to me, So I mean, I just candle intimacy.

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Speaker 1: The candle you picked up is made for intimacy. So

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Speaker 1: one of those, Like, I don't they do? They do

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Speaker 1: us all of this. What's going on? You're caught in

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Speaker 1: a lie here, James, I don't think so. No. I

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Speaker 1: which I'm terribly so. Again, I'm not not cheating. I

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Speaker 1: But the massage candle thing, Uh, where did you find

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Speaker 1: the candle? Where did you get to candle? James? Wearing

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Speaker 1: them all Yankee candles. There's a lot of candles. Okay, James,

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Speaker 1: we're not getting anywhere. Iris. I don't like to tell you.

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Speaker 1: At first I was, I started believing, but now I'm

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Speaker 1: not so sure. I'm gonna let you guys take this home, okay, Iris,

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Speaker 1: good luck? All right, thank you? All right, bye bye bye.

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Speaker 1: He's lying, he's lying. I mean, here's the thing. The

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Speaker 1: candles do look very their packaged to look the same, right, Tana,

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Speaker 1: do you know one of these candles? Sounds great, Chanya?

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Speaker 1: What are you sorry, Tanya? The massage candle. She's googling

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Speaker 1: them right now. I can see her looking them up.

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Speaker 1: I have maybe used one in my day, right, but

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Speaker 1: you're also like online with a big smile on your face,

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