1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,040 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today's subject. I've 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,639 Speaker 1: been a whole fool for eighteen years. But right now 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,680 Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's praying phone call. What 5 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 1: you got en? I got your beat? I'm a fool 6 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:20,360 Speaker 1: all day here it is, uh, the Facebook bandit, the 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: Facebook bandy, Facebook bandits, Shirley, what is that about? Book bandit? 8 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:41,920 Speaker 1: They're aggressive with me. Facebook bandit. Yeah, I'm trying to 9 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 1: reach Maurice. Yeah, that's Marie. How you doing, man? My 10 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 1: name is Dorsey. I'm trying to reach out to you. 11 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: You You're on Facebook quite a bit, am I am? 12 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,920 Speaker 1: I right? I mean I'm on the computer a lot, man, 13 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: That's what I do. Okay, Um, my wife For some reason, man, 14 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: it seems that you've been having a out of back 15 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,680 Speaker 1: and forth on Facebook with my wife Denise, and I'm 16 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,759 Speaker 1: trying to figure out you know, um, you know, at 17 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,840 Speaker 1: first it was kind of cute or whatever. You know, 18 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:11,840 Speaker 1: I don't seeing your name on the wall all the time, 19 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 1: and you keep I end and my wife back and forth, 20 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,240 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you mean, I am an instant message, 21 00:01:17,680 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 1: That's what I mean, you know what I'm talking about. 22 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:22,440 Speaker 1: So my thing is, what what is all this here 23 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 1: with um? With? You know, he's a little what you 24 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 1: said your name was? My name? Dorsey? Okay, Dorsey checked 25 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: this out. Man, I got over four hundred plus friends 26 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: on Facebook. I don't know who your wife's is. I 27 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: don't I don't recall. I am in no Denise right now. 28 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,120 Speaker 1: And hey, I don't know who she is. Man, I 29 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: think you got let me let me, let me, let 30 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: me bring it to you. What so we can refresh 31 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: your memory because you're constantly asking her about how things 32 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: used to be. Remember when we did this, Remember when 33 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: we did that? You know, it's a whole lot of 34 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: remember this and not and and you asking her, you know, 35 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,320 Speaker 1: about hooking up whenever she got tired. Okay, See, I 36 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 1: don't even do that, man, I don't even do that. 37 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,359 Speaker 1: I don't do that. Man. I got too much to lose. 38 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,200 Speaker 1: I don't do nothing like that. Man. You know I could, 39 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 1: I could. I can have over thirty out of fourteen 40 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: hundred friends. Man, I can't have over thirty Denises on that. Man. Okay, 41 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:21,799 Speaker 1: well I'll tell you what, man, are you telling all 42 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,639 Speaker 1: the deniss that you want to hook up with them? 43 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: Are you telling all the denisors? Remember this, Remember that 44 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: I ain't telling nobody nothing. Man. Look, I try to 45 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:32,280 Speaker 1: live my life as peaceful as possible. Man, I'm not 46 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: on that. Okay, So I you know Darius, whatever your 47 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,720 Speaker 1: name is, Man, name is Dorset, And let's explain something 48 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: to you. Man. I didn't see pictures brother of high 49 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 1: school pictures of you and a group on the on 50 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,640 Speaker 1: the site, so I know exactly what you look like. Okay, 51 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 1: you say me and who? I haven't seen a group 52 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,520 Speaker 1: of you all and went to high school together. And 53 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: evidently you know you wanted these guys. So I'm gonna 54 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,800 Speaker 1: figure out exactly which one bore, show what I was 55 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 1: tagged on the photo or something like that. What however 56 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: you want to call? I don't know much about the damn. 57 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: All I'm letting you know is that I got a 58 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: problem with you mar Res hitting my wife trying to 59 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,560 Speaker 1: see about can't she get out what you? Can't she 60 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:19,280 Speaker 1: do this? Can't she doodius? You need to know Dorothy. Man, 61 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: it's don't give up what your name is? Man. First 62 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 1: of all, I'm gonna toilet and you're calling me early 63 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 1: in the morning what I already got. Look, I'm peaceful, man, 64 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,320 Speaker 1: I don't even cust no mo man, you don't got 65 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: me out of my out of my zone. Man. Look, 66 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 1: I don't know who your wife is. I don't be 67 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,080 Speaker 1: on Facebook like that. It stayed up in the corner 68 00:03:40,080 --> 00:03:42,800 Speaker 1: while I'm on the computer doing so. It looks like 69 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:46,000 Speaker 1: I'm boring here. You understand that my wife is, didn't he? 70 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: You're talking to darthy? You understanding? Now, let me tell 71 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: you something. If I see y'all on the wall, if 72 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: I see you, I en and my wife, it's gonna 73 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 1: be some mar refs. You don't even know where I live, dude, 74 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 1: Oh son, I don't know who I will find that 75 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: if I found your number. Don't think I won't find 76 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,320 Speaker 1: you find about you find you? Right? You? Right? You do? 77 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 1: Got my number? How the hell did you get my number? 78 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 1: Don't worry about that. You're gonna be saying that when 79 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,440 Speaker 1: I get on your front doorstep. Hell you find my 80 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:16,599 Speaker 1: eye dress? Yeah, you come to my door and see 81 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? Man? And when I leave you happen? 82 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,360 Speaker 1: Why the hell did you whop? That's what you're gonna be. Game. 83 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:25,159 Speaker 1: I got you come on. Hello, I'm gonna say this 84 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,279 Speaker 1: one more time, and I'm gonna say it clear, Marie. 85 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 1: If I see your name on my computer dealing with 86 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,600 Speaker 1: my wife Denise again, I'm coming to your house and 87 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,239 Speaker 1: I'm whooping your okay. Look look garious, I'm an artist. 88 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:46,279 Speaker 1: You listen. Man, it's botsy man, Dorsey, I'm I apologize, Dorsey. Look, man, 89 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:49,480 Speaker 1: I feel for you, you know I you know, it 90 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: seems like your wife is on the computer a lot 91 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,440 Speaker 1: of haycy she I am in people whatever. But I'm 92 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,599 Speaker 1: the wrong cat to talk to. Man. You need to 93 00:04:57,640 --> 00:04:59,920 Speaker 1: talk to your wife. Man. You know y'all need to 94 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,360 Speaker 1: settle that. Man. Maybe y'all need to go to church. Man, 95 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: talk to the past or something. But I'm the wrong cat. Man. 96 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna tell you something. Man. You can 97 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: tell about you feel for me. You understand. Let me 98 00:05:09,360 --> 00:05:12,440 Speaker 1: tell you something I feel for you. If I see 99 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: your on my white computer one more time. If I 100 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:19,360 Speaker 1: see a baby picture, a high school picture, high school 101 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 1: sweetheart pictures, I don't give it. If you play football, 102 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: a ran track, If I see any picture anything dealing 103 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 1: with your name, my reath on my white computer, I'm 104 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 1: kicking yall. Wow, wow, wow. You know women, I don't 105 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:39,480 Speaker 1: give up who you is days whoever, I can't even 106 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 1: remember what your name is. Man, do not call my 107 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 1: house mo. Mo, I don't know who the white is 108 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,400 Speaker 1: and you know what my adviss is. Trill man, you 109 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,600 Speaker 1: come on down here to Kada Georgia's. You come what 110 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:56,040 Speaker 1: I'm saying to you and get you agree to talk. 111 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:58,400 Speaker 1: I told you where I live. That so you bring 112 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: your to my door. You see what happened. I got 113 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: one more thing and I want to say to you 114 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 1: you guys take up to me. Man, Yes, I do 115 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: more reef before I get in my card head over Now, 116 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say. Listening, 117 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:14,960 Speaker 1: I'm hanging up. Are you listening to make what you 118 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 1: got to say? This is nex you comment from the 119 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just go pranked by your 120 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: boy Chris. Hello, Well you say who who? This is? 121 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: Neph your timmy man from the Steve Harby Morning Show. 122 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: Your boy Chris got me to prank phone call you 123 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:46,120 Speaker 1: dog called christ Man. Oh believe it man, real man, man, 124 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:51,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna make me close my Facebook account. Man. Let 125 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,240 Speaker 1: me ask you, man, what is what is the baddest 126 00:06:54,320 --> 00:07:02,560 Speaker 1: radio show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, 127 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,360 Speaker 1: you know what makes you make you to make you 128 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: think about Facebook a little different? Now? You know what 129 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just you know how you handing yourself? Who 130 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: you're talking to when you're not talking to you, You're 131 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,800 Speaker 1: talking to somebody's spouse, somebody's girl. Are you doing that? 132 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: You know? What's your status profile? You know? Let me 133 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 1: just say this. Listen, I'm being Tounica, uh the Fits 134 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:31,320 Speaker 1: Casino November ninth and tent don't And the only status 135 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: there would be nephew Timmy. That's the status that would 136 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: be performing for you. Okay, November ninth and tent Tunica 137 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: Mississippi Fitts Casino. That's it, right there. Get your tickets. 138 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 1: They don't say all right now all ticket Master outlets. 139 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: You can get your tickets right now. Laying in the 140 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:49,480 Speaker 1: cut after that, Richmond, Virginia, The Funny Bone, No vem 141 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,720 Speaker 1: A fifteen, sixteenth, and seventeen. I'll be in Richmond, Virginia 142 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,920 Speaker 1: at the Funny Bone. That's enough for right now. That's enough. 143 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:59,400 Speaker 1: But it's it's just that one status, not all trying 144 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: to fix your book. You trying to fix what's what's happening? 145 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:09,720 Speaker 1: Is that a Facebook fixing? You fix your own profile? 146 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:14,880 Speaker 1: Like Olivian ray Donovan what he says, No, man, it's 147 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: funny and yea, j I'm scared, man, I'm scared. Scared, Tommy, 148 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:28,680 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Yeah, be stupid. You should 149 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:32,440 Speaker 1: always think before you speak, but hes been doing that. Yeah, 150 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:37,280 Speaker 1: and his uncle they're not trained in that call. So 151 00:08:37,400 --> 00:08:44,920 Speaker 1: that's all right, nephew, thank you. Coming up next, it's 152 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:48,080 Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letters subject I've been a whole fool for 153 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:51,000 Speaker 1: eighteen years. That's coming up.