WEBVTT - Hocus Pocus 2 DVD Commentary Track 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:05.680 Megan Fox and Megan Kelly would be such a power 0:00:05.840 --> 0:00:08.760 and they actually would. Like Megan Fox is someone who 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:12.119 seems like, despite how progressive she is, would date a Republican, 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:20.480 you know, totally, like she would go full trad wife. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:25.560 But she is so talented. And that evil director from Transformers, 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:29.440 Michael Bay literally blacklisted her from Hollywood like that bit 0:00:29.520 --> 0:00:33.240 on him, like in My Big Factory Winning Oh my god, 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.680 Oh no. They do it for luck, but it's also 0:00:35.720 --> 0:00:38.240 a bad thing. I don't know. When I spit on someone, 0:00:38.360 --> 0:00:41.960 it's always for a good reason and because they've asked. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.120 Usually I don't like to get spat eyes. I don't 0:00:45.120 --> 0:00:47.520 like my mouth to get spit in, but me either, 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:49.960 and I like to get to spit on. I don't 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:53.200 like spit in my mouth. People like spit in your throth. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.920 I think when it works like and usually like when 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:01.240 I don't see it coming. If I'm really in the moment, 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:07.399 it can be really hot. But if it's not. But 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:09.880 I love spinning on people. We should do it. Disobedience 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:15.920 episode for Hankkah So I've never seen it. Actually, can 0:01:15.959 --> 0:01:18.880 I tell you, okay, I'm lying? You know what I did. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:24.039 I skimmed through it on a plane. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 0:01:24.080 --> 0:01:25.520 I don't know what kind of state I was in, 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:27.720 or like why I had so little time to watch it. 0:01:28.760 --> 0:01:31.119 I know it's but I'm gonna I'll watch it. I'll 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:35.160 be the Virgin. And that's for eight Crazy Nights of Hanukkah. 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:38.479 I love that. That is our our kind of Jewish 0:01:38.520 --> 0:01:42.120 holiday film. There's not even that many Jewish movies. No, 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:45.760 they're like three. Like it's like, I've never seen Crazy Nights. 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:50.240 I've never I've never seen Yentil either. Will you induct us? 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:53.720 So we should? Phoebe? You should be a guest, Maybe 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:58.040 we should maybe we should do a whole Barbara. But listen, 0:01:58.160 --> 0:02:02.440 we love Mrs Doubtfire like we will probably love It's like, 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:07.160 what's my favorite movie? So good? Best? What ever? I 0:02:07.160 --> 0:02:14.799 would go so far as to say, I'm really stoned, 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:19.800 and I'm stoned, and I have to recount the plot 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:23.520 of hocus Pocus one do you need? Otherwise known before 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:27.520 today just as hocus Pocus? But now there are two? 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.560 Now there are too. And I honestly never thought this 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:32.240 would happen. I thought it would be something that people 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:35.000 would just talk about. Doing like, oh, the sequel is happening, 0:02:35.000 --> 0:02:38.799 The sequel is happening, or it would be a reunion special, yeah, 0:02:38.880 --> 0:02:42.720 and they'd get together and maybe like do a musical number. Yeah, yeah, 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:46.680 friends or the Harry Potter reunion. Yeah, the Harry Potter 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.080 Reunion was weird really just because of J. K. Rowling 0:02:50.200 --> 0:02:54.080 or like no, which it was just weird, yeah, weird energy, Yeah, 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.440 but also because of J. K. Rowling. Who of the 0:02:56.520 --> 0:03:01.120 three kind of like stars of that the Harry Potter franchise, 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:06.320 would you like fun Mary kill Harry, Ron Harmony, Rupert, 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:10.480 Emma and Dan Well. I don't know if I'm talking 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.680 about the characters are like the actors as the characters, Okay, 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:17.760 the characters? Yeah? Yeah, um fuck Mary kill mm hmm 0:03:19.440 --> 0:03:25.040 Mary Harmony fuck, Ron kill Harry. That is so the 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:30.919 Mirriad period. So this is up to a great start. 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:35.120 I have totally derailed you from telling us the plot 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:37.480 of the first took. I would not call it a derailment. 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:43.840 I would know that direction, the direction to beautiful tangent. So, virgins, 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:47.280 we're coming to you from our first live watch ever. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:51.000 This is you're listening to history being made, History being 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.480 made in my living room. Um. This is also the 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:57.400 first episode of our Halloween spook Tacular. Yes, um, let 0:03:57.440 --> 0:04:02.280 the games commence. Um, we punting begin if we haven't 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:06.400 already find a boo oh, I like what you did there. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:12.400 So we're going to watch hocus Pocus to, the sequel 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:16.600 to the iconic Disney movie hocus Pocus, which was I 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.480 don't know if you know this released in the summer 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.560 and not Halloween. Oh I did not know that. I 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:25.440 just remember the commercials being on at like all the 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:28.200 fucking time when that movie came out. Like well, it's 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:33.560 also aired twenty times a day on free Form every 0:04:33.560 --> 0:04:38.960 October for the past fifteen years. Um, which is why 0:04:39.240 --> 0:04:42.560 I think we got this sequel, hocus Pocus to starring 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:47.080 Bette Midler Sarah not Michelle Geller. I almost said Michelle 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.480 Gellar Sarah Jessica Parker, but Michelle Geller would eat and 0:04:51.200 --> 0:05:00.320 Kathy n Jeemie of uh, um, what she think what's 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:07.040 it called? What's it called? Sister trapped fame and also 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:11.920 of and also of this fame of pocus Pocus fame. 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:16.839 Kathiny Jimmie is underutilized, like she needs to be in 0:05:16.960 --> 0:05:19.480 more things. I think she's about exactly as utilized. I 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:21.880 don't know we need her more. She was on Younger. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:26.440 Oh why I as younger is amazing, It's not we're 0:05:26.720 --> 0:05:30.400 a younger Okay, she's amazing on Veep. She's so good 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:33.040 and that is like something she needs to be more 0:05:33.080 --> 0:05:35.279 things like that. She plays like one of the press 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:40.080 guys like wives. It's amazing. Anyways, anyway, recapping Focus Pocus 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:45.839 is a film about three witches, the Sanderson Sisters, who 0:05:46.440 --> 0:05:49.360 like to suck the youth out of children and as 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:52.520 which as I want to do and die in Salem 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.599 because anything which that happens has to happen in Salem. 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:58.440 I'm glad you actually recapt I really did not remember 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.520 what happened. But then they are brought to life by 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:04.000 a virgin lighting the Black Flame candle, and their mission 0:06:04.200 --> 0:06:07.640 is to brew this potion and suck the lives out 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.560 of the children of Salem before sunrise so that they 0:06:10.600 --> 0:06:16.800 can live forever. Um there plans are thwarted by a 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:20.800 trio of um plucky little kids, one of whom is 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:25.480 played by Thora Birch, and a talking cat who is 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.760 um Thackery Banks, who's like a pilgrim. There's always a 0:06:28.800 --> 0:06:33.400 talking cat, the good does triumph over evil unfortunately, the 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:36.480 Witch is doing amazing musical number, and Thackery Banks goes 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:39.240 to heaven at the end of the film. Yeah, and honestly, 0:06:39.600 --> 0:06:43.000 I feel like the virtuosity of these three witches is 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:44.839 what carries the film because it is, at the end 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:47.280 of the day, like a children's film, right, because three 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:50.960 of them are so And it was a huge flop 0:06:51.360 --> 0:06:54.000 um when it came out. I didn't know that, but 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.920 because of VHS rentals and it being played on TV 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.599 every year, it has become a cult class it was 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:04.479 always a classic to me. I also feel like it's 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:06.880 like our generation is like kind of to a cringe 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:13.800 level obsessed. Well, it's BuzzFeed core like focus Friends, like 0:07:13.840 --> 0:07:17.600 the office culture. It's it's um, it's they see it's 0:07:17.600 --> 0:07:24.520 words with friends coded not I mean, oh my god. Okay, Yeah, 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:26.440 that's a really good way of putting it. And I 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:30.640 think that's culturally kind of how Yeah. Um, so we 0:07:30.880 --> 0:07:35.200 are at Frands. Producer Phoebe's here and we have the 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:38.640 movie queued up to zero zero zero. It's actually not 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:40.840 I have to I have to do it again. I'm sorry, 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.360 And so I'm going to count down. I'm going to 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:48.960 say three to one start, and on start is when 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:52.200 we and all of you are going to press play. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:55.240 So you just, you know, listen, listen to our voices, 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:59.840 turn it up over, louder speak, make us speak louder 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:03.440 and Bette Midler, yeah that her speaker makes us like 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.000 in the room with you as you are. Because the 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:08.200 way you should think of this is we're doing DVD 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.480 commentary for, as you pointed out earlier, a movie we 0:08:11.520 --> 0:08:14.840 have no involvement. Yes, yes, we were not a producers 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:17.520 on this, though they should have hired us. Honestly, we 0:08:17.560 --> 0:08:20.680 are experts, for sure. We are. I'm definitely an expert 0:08:20.760 --> 0:08:25.160 on Witches, and I'm an expert on you know, Sarah 0:08:25.240 --> 0:08:28.560 Jessica Parker. No, not really. Okay, have you ever seen 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:34.960 Miami Repsody? No? I haven't either, The First Wives Club? Okay, 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.960 So we're going to count down. I don't know what 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:40.360 to expect. I hope this movie is good or I 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:43.760 hope it's so bad it has to be one of 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.240 the two. I think it's going to be the Latter 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:50.600 Girl Again. I'm going to say three to one. No, no, no, 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.640 I think it should be on one. No, it has 0:08:52.679 --> 0:08:54.960 to be on. You think it should be on to 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:57.599 I think it should be on. No, I think you 0:08:57.600 --> 0:09:00.079 think it's one. I think it should be three. You 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:07.600 know what, it's gotta be go. We're not leaving, have 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:14.360 to start over. We have been waiting twenty years for this. 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:19.440 It's time, I Sistars, it's more than twenty years. I think, 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:22.720 did you say it came out at three? So twenty 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:26.079 one years, twenty one years. This hocus pocus is old 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:31.720 enough to drink legally. No, I'm so old. Oh my god, 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:37.880 it's twenty nine years. I'm old. Old in your battom mouth. 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:42.439 Both things that we knew to be true? All right, Um, okay, 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.560 so how are we going to do this? We're gonna 0:09:44.600 --> 0:09:49.280 do three to one. But that wasn't that wasn't it? 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:55.400 So go back to zero? Okay, okay, get ready, Sistars, 0:09:55.480 --> 0:10:07.960 Cistars three two one go. We nailed that tour. Here's 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:12.600 the castle scenario. I wonder if it's gonna be spooky. 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.040 You know how sometimes they customize it a little bit, 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.720 They make it a little they give it a little spice, 0:10:19.280 --> 0:10:21.400 like there should be a cauld written in that little 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:31.680 It looks like it looks like hogwarts. It's giving witches. 0:10:33.880 --> 0:10:36.800 Oh and it's it's sinister. I just kind of a shiver, 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:45.480 just ran down my spine. And oh that's a bird. 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:52.760 It's a big bird. Birds are gross. I actually agree 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:56.880 like pet birds. Why I don't think this bird is 0:10:56.880 --> 0:11:00.880 a pet. I think it's something spooky. Okay, so you 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:05.800 think it's like a familiar houses looking pretty old timey 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:19.920 Salem sixty three. I'm so glad you're reading it. You 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:31.240 know I'm setting the time in place. Honey, of course. Uh, 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:44.760 this is going to be one of the young witches same. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:51.720 This is so okay, honest, Oh my, she has always 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:53.679 been that bitch that was kind of a jump scare 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:05.480 baby bat. She's giving you thanks. This is the worst 0:12:05.520 --> 0:12:14.439 day of my life. On your birthday every day. Mm hmmm. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:24.320 This little blonde girl, she's doing a lot. But look, 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.400 oh my god, I feel like I'm watching like a 0:12:29.520 --> 0:12:38.920 child's play. These actresses are giving Disney. She's getting married. 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:47.520 I'm gonna start dropping the into a conversation. Didst thou snap? 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:57.600 I do that sometimes when I don't want to clean 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:59.680 a dish, you just break it and throw it out. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:09.920 I've done that recently. Mm hm oh, the teeth are teething. 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:17.880 She those are some spirit Halloween teeth. Are they gonna 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:27.440 eat the spider? Wait? Is that supposed to be Kathy 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:38.480 and Sarah? Okay, it's the three of them. Mhm slay, 0:13:44.120 --> 0:14:04.959 the jig is up. M m okay, he's trying to 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:24.000 give timpothy. Oh that's um what's his face? Oh he's gay. Yeah, 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:35.320 that's Tony Hill from VP. Oh my god, my queen Billy. 0:14:36.040 --> 0:14:39.360 Who's that the zombie from the first movie? I don't 0:14:39.400 --> 0:15:27.600 remember scandalous hym yeah or deep so much so? Are 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:34.600 they witches yet? There? Are they just weird? I think 0:15:34.680 --> 0:16:05.960 they're witches. He's serving ah, oh my god, Oh my god. Work. Yes, 0:16:10.640 --> 0:16:13.640 this is quite an excitable little town. There's a lot 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:17.360 of They don't have much of the background. Look at 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:21.360 the churn butter. The background actors are really giving. Look 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.000 at them. What don't you be if you were a 0:16:23.040 --> 0:16:25.960 focus focused too, I would you be eating every frame? 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:33.280 Twerking in the bag. Yeah, I'm going to get The 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:37.640 girls are running. The girls are pressed, So they're witches. 0:16:38.920 --> 0:16:44.560 Maybe they haven't realized their full potential. No, it's a sequel. No, 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:55.280 it's a prequel. It's a sequel. This is this Yeah, yeah, 0:16:55.720 --> 0:17:13.159 I don't like you. M m hmm. I've done this 0:17:13.200 --> 0:17:19.440 on Academy in before. This is us on Fire Island. 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:34.720 They are acting, They're like, I'm booking a Marvel show 0:17:34.800 --> 0:18:08.119 after this. It's the song. M hm m uh. That 0:18:08.240 --> 0:18:15.520 was fierce. Wait who is that actress? Um, that's the 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:19.560 British actress who's in. Oh she's in on the Ta Lasso, 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:31.960 which I've never watched never. Well, she's amazing mm hmmm. 0:18:47.280 --> 0:19:00.399 Me when I'm lying. She is eating m hm m hm. 0:19:03.640 --> 0:19:30.000 It's a safe space. She is giving merrily An into 0:19:30.040 --> 0:19:37.440 the Woods a run for her money. I don't know 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:41.080 about this concept book. Yeah, it's not it's not really 0:19:41.440 --> 0:20:01.960 a little ostritch feathers. Mhm. Oh that's gonna be turned 0:20:01.960 --> 0:20:04.040 into a gift and like so many lame people are 0:20:04.080 --> 0:20:08.960 going to use it. You will, No, I'm better than that. 0:20:09.720 --> 0:20:40.160 We'll see. I wonder if that's gonna come back at 0:20:40.240 --> 0:20:49.359 some point. Foreshadowing. Nothing gets past you rooms. How do 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:54.120 you know it's gender? Yeah, I feel the pronouns would 0:20:54.160 --> 0:20:59.919 be it. It didn't. Yeah, it is, it is hm 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:16.160 m h It sounded like she said, can't can't imagine? 0:21:16.160 --> 0:21:23.600 Why imagine? Why can't I love her makeup? Not the 0:21:23.720 --> 0:22:03.280 lit again with assuming the books gender m hmm, period, 0:22:15.720 --> 0:22:17.640 his wigs not looking so great with that that big 0:22:17.680 --> 0:22:24.240 hat work, Diva. Disney needs to book Tony a lot more. 0:22:24.800 --> 0:22:37.560 He's really working for the Disney medium. So that's their 0:22:37.600 --> 0:22:40.040 origin story. They like got a book and set something 0:22:40.040 --> 0:22:43.960 on fire and then they were like eating children there. 0:22:44.000 --> 0:22:48.080 That's kind of like a big leap to me, is 0:22:48.119 --> 0:22:52.520 this making Trainer? It sounds like it. Are you a 0:22:52.520 --> 0:22:55.800 true true trainer? You know, I am just kidding. I know, 0:22:55.960 --> 0:22:59.520 like four songs, that's a lot. I don't know that 0:22:59.560 --> 0:23:01.480 any of her song. I mean I do know the 0:23:01.560 --> 0:23:06.480 Christmas song you sent me now, Megan Trainer Christmas song. 0:23:06.520 --> 0:23:11.040 It's like something about comfy clothes or whatever. Oh yeah, 0:23:10.320 --> 0:23:17.040 ye her stretchy pants, stretchy bad not. We should do 0:23:17.080 --> 0:23:21.840 an episode on Christmas music? Have we already? No? No, 0:23:23.280 --> 0:23:26.080 I would know. I remember every episode we've ever dined. Yeah, 0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:30.920 you really do steal trump, right, and you're great? Okay, 0:23:31.240 --> 0:23:33.920 Modern Times Halloween. Oh it's that girl from gossip Girl 0:23:34.280 --> 0:23:41.600 and oh yeah, that's that's the girl. Oh and she 0:23:41.680 --> 0:23:54.240 was a friend with glasses. Are they are they lesbians? 0:23:54.800 --> 0:24:01.600 You think you're feeling it? I'm catching a vibe. God, 0:24:01.680 --> 0:24:14.320 they all look like Loreal models. No, not this compact 0:24:14.480 --> 0:24:22.200 us boyfriend of hers. Himo, what what are those posts pants? 0:24:21.960 --> 0:24:23.679 It just about to say it does look like some 0:24:23.800 --> 0:24:34.040 fear RUGI aspect it's Halloween. They're like in costumes. I 0:24:34.080 --> 0:24:37.679 can still see the pants. Yeah, they're they're like really 0:24:37.680 --> 0:24:47.600 not prominently. Oh I see a witch had foreshadowing because 0:24:47.720 --> 0:24:55.640 this is a movie about witches. A stone. She got 0:24:55.680 --> 0:24:59.480 that at Spellbound Sky people in l A. We'll get 0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:04.200 that reference everywhere else. Just google it, go to their instagram. 0:25:04.200 --> 0:25:06.800 Actually it's like support them. We love swab on Sky. 0:25:07.240 --> 0:25:20.520 But a lot of crystals there. She wasn't invited. Devastating. 0:25:22.160 --> 0:25:28.520 M wow, so glad. Oh man, they're like too, they're 0:25:28.560 --> 0:25:32.600 like too cool to like dress up for like Halloween. 0:25:36.280 --> 0:26:19.520 M hm hmm. She's a witch going to be that? 0:26:19.560 --> 0:26:21.800 He seriously thinks she's a witch. A quiz on a 0:26:21.840 --> 0:26:26.439 holiday is such a dick move. As a teacher, I 0:26:26.440 --> 0:26:34.399 would give a quiz every day. M hm? Is she 0:26:34.720 --> 0:26:39.439 naming milk alors alternatives? She also said Garbonzo is there 0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:55.520 garbanzo milk. H See, I'm not really a fan of 0:26:55.560 --> 0:26:59.679 say Tan, it's so bad temping. I'm I'm just not 0:26:59.840 --> 0:27:04.199 a fan of vegetarian replica Tory foods, you know what 0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:20.600 I mean? Love her ladybug Alphit servant count they're in love. 0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:56.600 Hm M Tony hell love his sweater. They really are 0:28:56.680 --> 0:29:13.720 spilling their tea to everyone about how they're witches. H. 0:29:22.760 --> 0:29:58.120 He's so funny. What Sandy is canny? Cult? And say 0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:13.680 that ten times? M M. I wish I could eat 0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:17.440 a caramel apple, but I'm allergic to apples. These these 0:30:17.480 --> 0:30:23.320 little peanut butter cups there apple caramel, They're really good. Okay, 0:30:23.320 --> 0:30:26.840 thanks for rubbing it in. I can eat those. I 0:30:26.880 --> 0:30:29.880 just can't have an actual caramel apple. It's those are 0:30:29.920 --> 0:30:33.160 so satisfying to eat because the crunch and the sweet. 0:30:33.560 --> 0:30:55.680 Oh another vbactor. Maybe Julia will show up at some point. 0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:58.600 Oh my god, that iconic. It really would be. Do 0:30:58.640 --> 0:31:01.480 you think there will be any fun cameo? She would 0:31:01.480 --> 0:31:16.240 be great, But she did the Marvel camm already. Oh 0:31:16.320 --> 0:31:21.920 my god, it's that that Gray Banks. No, he's in heaven. 0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:59.120 Uh uh. This is definitely the movie where I learned 0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:05.760 what a virgin was really Yeah, whoa, and now we 0:32:05.840 --> 0:32:08.280 have this fucking podcast. I have no idea when I 0:32:08.360 --> 0:33:11.720 learned who is this guy? Boom? M hm m what 0:33:11.760 --> 0:33:13.960 do you think the black flame candle smells like? Like? 0:33:14.040 --> 0:33:16.680 What's its boy smells? Um? I was going to send 0:33:17.120 --> 0:33:19.800 by smells moment or maybe like a diptyq, but what 0:33:20.000 --> 0:33:25.240 is the scent ums? Like lard and black licorice jasmine. No, 0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:39.040 like the food deu bois or whenever it's called. Okay, 0:33:39.080 --> 0:33:48.080 I see what kind of girl you are. Oh, I 0:33:48.080 --> 0:33:52.000 don't think this is appropriate. That is a kind of 0:33:52.080 --> 0:34:31.640 questionable shape. M what does she know? She's giving suspicious? 0:34:32.480 --> 0:35:06.080 He was great, okay, soundstage. M Oh, they're going to 0:35:06.160 --> 0:35:09.839 start a forest fire. Actually, I guess it's the East coast. 0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:26.160 There's humidity. All their clothing is from coals. Diviny Coles cash, 0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:28.279 I was no, not anymore. I was gonna say it's 0:35:28.280 --> 0:35:32.080 giving a little a sous, but actually Coles does feel 0:35:32.120 --> 0:35:52.560 more accurate. Is that shell silverstein? They're going to look 0:35:52.560 --> 0:36:13.919 and m they really did that. Those leaves look dry 0:36:13.960 --> 0:36:18.480 as hell. Okay, Gretta, it's a trick candle. I hate 0:36:18.480 --> 0:36:22.239 those Those are the worst at birthdays. Oh my god, 0:36:25.120 --> 0:36:37.279 oh Dune Dune, Donna done, Dune Dune. The song is 0:36:37.320 --> 0:36:41.440 so imaginative. It was just sex. Imagine the Sex of 0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:47.440 the City theme song started. I can hear it. Samantha 0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:50.719 comes out and just like that, they should have cast 0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:54.240 him control and the witch at the beginning. Kim Control 0:36:54.320 --> 0:36:57.440 is gonna be the cameo she wouldn't do and just 0:36:57.600 --> 0:36:59.719 like that, but she'll do Hocus focus too, But she 0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:15.960 never filmed any since Sarah Jessica Parker, Oh no, uh, 0:37:19.280 --> 0:37:26.120 oh my god, it's giving Breaking Dawn Part two. How 0:37:26.200 --> 0:37:29.920 much was this candle? This candle like they got it 0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:32.480 for free? Right it was a gift gift with purchase 0:37:47.120 --> 0:38:07.839 hey yah yeahm m hm m work. That was such 0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:15.880 a good entrance. Wow, fuck it up. She lived, she served, 0:38:16.280 --> 0:38:18.239 she died, she came back to life, She died again, 0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:26.920 She came back to life again. Music number right away. 0:38:29.280 --> 0:38:33.920 Oh my god, I have goose bumps. Rose and I 0:38:33.960 --> 0:38:36.680 are swinging right now. Fully is this an original song? 0:38:36.800 --> 0:38:46.080 I think so? Or Oh my god, Sarah watching her 0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:50.520 do this after and just like that, it's crazy insane. 0:38:54.160 --> 0:39:02.000 The song isn't her versatility actually? H m hm who 0:39:02.000 --> 0:39:07.680 are they performing to. I'm not gonna lie s jump scare. 0:39:34.239 --> 0:39:37.440 That's what I was referencing earlier. I get it, I 0:39:37.480 --> 0:39:54.040 get it. What if it's revealed to them in the 0:39:54.080 --> 0:39:55.960 movie that the book is trans and now you says 0:39:55.960 --> 0:39:59.920 she her pronounce well J. K. Rowling would not like 0:40:00.120 --> 0:40:13.640 that in this movie, not her witch World as HP 0:40:13.800 --> 0:40:20.920 is wig is good. Who's as JP? It's just the 0:40:20.960 --> 0:41:03.080 brow is better. H m hm. Oh my god, They're 0:41:03.120 --> 0:41:31.560 gonna become makeup influencers. Not time Hack. She's so good, 0:41:31.760 --> 0:41:35.640 it's really good. She's so funny, like you forget that. 0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:41.960 She's like a great physical comedian. And the three of 0:41:42.000 --> 0:41:45.080 them have an incredible chemistry. Do you think they've hooked up? 0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:50.080 Maybe Bet and Cathy. I'm looking that up on a 0:41:50.160 --> 0:41:57.680 oh three when we're finished. These bitches fall for the 0:41:57.719 --> 0:42:02.080 same tricks every time they do Walgreens. Wow, she says, 0:42:02.080 --> 0:42:07.080 sickening they're supporting Big Farma. I'm well, I'm sure Walgreens 0:42:07.160 --> 0:42:24.840 like is owned by Disney or owns Disney. M h 0:42:42.120 --> 0:42:51.360 m hm. Smart. That was a far joke. We were like, yeah, 0:42:57.840 --> 0:43:23.239 me going into a convenience store stone fully hyah huh. Oh, 0:43:23.480 --> 0:43:27.280 she's showing a lot of leg Oh that is a slit. 0:43:35.760 --> 0:43:50.480 Did you see the doctor teals call the teleport? H 0:43:59.440 --> 0:44:19.040 m hm m. It would be cool if this movie 0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:22.360 took a hard turn and they fully cannibalized the children, 0:44:22.960 --> 0:44:37.600 or if they just started doing a beauty tutorial, not eating. 0:44:38.440 --> 0:44:50.719 Oh my god, wait Kathy just did that. No, don't 0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:56.719 do the retinal ciss it's an overrated not everyone needs 0:44:56.760 --> 0:45:00.400 retinal as Rose has told me. H, how have I 0:45:00.480 --> 0:45:22.680 told you that? Yeah? You have? Uh? Oh cute? Oh 0:45:22.760 --> 0:45:34.239 my god, that's they're gonna think it's like their soul. 0:45:34.280 --> 0:45:46.719 Oh my god. The face filters if that happened in 0:45:46.800 --> 0:45:49.440 the first movie too, so like, wouldn't they know? But 0:45:49.560 --> 0:45:57.200 that's a thing. I love that in this movie. They're 0:45:57.280 --> 0:46:42.000 gay icons. Hm. They know what mirrors are? Right? Oh 0:46:42.120 --> 0:47:24.799 my god? Whoa m that's cool. Oh wow, she really 0:47:24.880 --> 0:47:44.080 hit her that she liked it. That was horny, not 0:47:44.280 --> 0:47:46.839 the swift for wet jet. Those things that people paid 0:47:46.920 --> 0:47:50.560 for this movie. The swifterer. Wetjets do not work as well. 0:47:50.760 --> 0:47:53.440 I have one. It's fine, it doesn't work in that 0:47:53.800 --> 0:47:57.000 I don't use She on a hoverboard, she's on room bus. 0:47:57.120 --> 0:48:07.719 I think that's really fun. M hm. But like the 0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:11.760 Walgreens would sell brooms if they sold swift for wet jats, 0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:21.400 so they would just have a regular as room. H 0:48:29.160 --> 0:49:04.080 m hm m hm M. So Sam Richardson is also 0:49:04.160 --> 0:49:18.080 a witch. He's helping them. Yeah, he's evil. You think 0:49:18.440 --> 0:49:27.759 you're calling it? Yeah, maybe he did the handle. Oh 0:49:27.920 --> 0:50:42.000 he's obsessed. Oh I just got that joke. I really 0:50:42.000 --> 0:50:45.239 want to know what was improvised. They're really going for it. 0:51:31.760 --> 0:52:27.880 Oh nice, I knew it. I knew it. These graphics 0:53:00.280 --> 0:53:28.839 h gag nepotism. How much hair sprayed does she use 0:53:28.880 --> 0:54:50.440 a day? M hmmm. The book is going to get redeemed. 0:54:51.080 --> 0:56:11.600 I'm calling it now. M billy h Which is better? 0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:16.879 Is s jps? And her whole thing is that she's 0:56:16.920 --> 0:56:49.560 kind of horny? Yeah's a I don't remember that. These 0:56:49.640 --> 0:56:53.960 chocolates are really good whole foods. Sorry to support Jeff Bezos. 0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:16.200 M hm m huh. He really collected all the paraphernalia. 0:57:22.680 --> 0:57:25.080 He's like a non player character in a video game. 0:57:59.400 --> 0:58:51.840 Mhm m what's her costume? She works a footlocker. She's 0:58:51.840 --> 0:59:01.840 a zombie footlocker employee. Mm hmm. What are you going 0:59:01.880 --> 0:59:06.080 to be for Halloween this year. I don't know what 0:59:06.200 --> 0:59:08.040 are you going to be? I think I'm going to 0:59:08.120 --> 0:59:30.680 be a different share. We'll see, Okay, her mind pot pourri. 0:59:31.320 --> 0:59:33.640 That was such a nineties thing my mom always had 0:59:33.680 --> 0:59:36.440 to dish upo bury out on the table. Smells nasty 0:59:37.600 --> 0:59:40.520 from pure one import. Oh my god, I forgot the 0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:44.800 pure one imports existed. I didn't. That's a sacred space. 0:59:46.360 --> 0:59:50.080 I used to beg my mom toy. I had such 0:59:50.120 --> 0:59:52.560 a crush on him. No you didn't. Does he have 0:59:52.680 --> 0:59:57.720 like thet I want his cock? Oh? Just him as is? Yeah, 0:59:57.720 --> 1:00:09.720 it's a zombie wow. M m m m. I don't 1:00:09.760 --> 1:00:14.520 really remember this character. I feel like the one time 1:00:14.560 --> 1:00:21.440 I watched and I was high dogging up me grave 1:00:27.600 --> 1:00:59.680 me mere, trying to do a math ye liar mm 1:00:59.800 --> 1:01:27.600 hm m. But he like fucked Sarah down for sure? 1:01:27.720 --> 1:01:33.200 For sure? Is this the same actors the Aiden of 1:01:33.360 --> 1:01:41.040 Hocus Focus not the Aiden. You think of all the 1:01:41.520 --> 1:01:43.360 sex and the City characters, that Aiden, what is the 1:01:43.400 --> 1:01:46.600 one that laid down the pipe? Yeah? You think? I 1:01:46.720 --> 1:01:50.960 think Carrie and Mr Bike had better sexual chemistry because 1:01:51.000 --> 1:01:53.800 they just had that thing. But I think Aiden laid 1:01:53.840 --> 1:01:57.520 it down down. And also I think he was into 1:01:57.600 --> 1:02:01.240 some kinky ship. Yeah. Probably, he's probably really fucked up. 1:02:01.680 --> 1:02:04.160 He smacked her around a little bit and she loved it. 1:02:13.960 --> 1:02:17.560 Have you ever bopped for apples? No, that sounds horrible. 1:02:49.720 --> 1:03:33.840 Yea hm m m m h. Are they talking to 1:03:33.960 --> 1:03:40.600 her eating the popcorn off the ground like me? Just now? 1:03:59.920 --> 1:04:13.200