WEBVTT - #307: Jerkin GOFF in a LaPORTA Potty 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:03.960 Start Up Up, Start Up. 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:10.600 Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Up Up. 0:00:10.720 --> 0:00:16.919 They making noise Up, Start Up Up. 0:00:16.239 --> 0:00:20.320 Episode three oh seven, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. 0:00:21.600 --> 0:00:26.600 You technically played the wrong opening song? Wow which one? Well, 0:00:27.640 --> 0:00:31.120 you took a vacation, Yeah, yeah, and we're supposed to 0:00:31.160 --> 0:00:32.760 play the Boys are back in town. The Boys and 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:36.319 the Boys are back in town. Shit, So I need 0:00:36.360 --> 0:00:37.880 to hear that. Can you get that ready for me? Please? 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:42.840 How I mean? This is our last vacation until December, 0:00:42.960 --> 0:00:45.760 So I thought, we, you know, play this bay We're 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:47.920 back in town. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. No, 0:00:48.000 --> 0:00:51.879 it's not yeah, it's it's the full book, the most 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:54.920 important ratings period in radio. We're not in radio, We're 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:57.240 in podcasting. This is a different no, no, no, no, 0:00:57.320 --> 0:01:00.960 not us in radio where you still were. Yeah, it's 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.680 it's a known fact. It's callte You get in your 0:01:02.680 --> 0:01:06.200 seats after Labor Day. You're in your seats straight on 0:01:06.280 --> 0:01:09.480 till morning, which is Christmas break, because it's it's the 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.560 ratings period when everyone's listening to radio. It's the most 0:01:11.560 --> 0:01:13.880 important time of year, is the fall book. That's why 0:01:13.880 --> 0:01:16.319 they give away jingle ball tickets. That's why every radio 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:18.800 station gives away big things to get you to listen, 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.240 because this is it. So no vacis, no vacations. 0:01:23.280 --> 0:01:26.279 Oh contrere, mont frere. I mean now, now wait a second, 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:28.800 this wasn't my idea. But we yeah, I do have 0:01:28.800 --> 0:01:33.480 a vacation coming up, another one, another one, not my 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:34.200 doing vacation? 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:36.240 Doing you mean give another vacation coming up? 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.399 We've got a couple of different vacations coming up. Well, well 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:43.679 Thanksgiving holiday, right, you see your dog he's even aware of. 0:01:43.600 --> 0:01:48.920 This, that he's pissed the blue. I don't I don't 0:01:49.000 --> 0:01:51.080 undert I don't understand you just having any more vacation. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:54.040 And then the what was I never had a vacation 0:01:54.160 --> 0:01:55.400 between September and December. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.919 Ever, what was Columbus Day weekend is now Indigenous People's 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.280 Day on the Monday on the day. Yet, so we're 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:06.280 off there for that week. It's not Mike Goods and 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.120 this is what what's what's up? But you know what 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:12.040 I mean, another vacation, another one. This is your eighth 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:15.200 week vacation, all right, So I'll save the boys. You're 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:17.279 back in town from when we come back from that one. 0:02:17.400 --> 0:02:20.040 We'll tell you what I in in in honor of 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:22.440 your another vacation which I did find out about. 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:25.000 Yeah, thanks to you, I wrote a little song. Oh 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:26.839 so you're fucking holding it from me all this time? 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:29.240 Wait a second, I mentioned this on on the Slice Time. 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:31.880 What do you do? What do you have amnesia? No, 0:02:32.000 --> 0:02:33.960 it's for people who didn't he have Slice time? You 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:40.160 ready he might be song? Here we go? What boys 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:43.840 back for Ceptember? It was no more vacation till the 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:46.040 senator scary. 0:02:45.800 --> 0:02:48.880 Over, He's gone and knocker on one in October. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.240 See you knew this already. I told you this. 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:59.840 Scarry's got another say station from all of his radio station. 0:03:00.440 --> 0:03:02.959 We thought Christmas would finished them all, but he's got 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:04.680 one more in the fall. 0:03:06.080 --> 0:03:09.320 By sis. All the rage scary shows. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:12.359 Of beet on a plane miss much shats he's a 0:03:12.560 --> 0:03:15.560 way a Peaks vacation is insane. 0:03:17.800 --> 0:03:20.200 Not to the people in Europe. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:24.360 His shirt was so far way too long. Thought he 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:28.200 was sexy, but he was long. Thank god he didn't 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:32.480 wear up song. Fourth quarter scary going strong. 0:03:39.920 --> 0:03:42.600 There's more, No, that's it, that's it. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:47.720 Thanks appreciate you softh quarter scary Okay, you can shut 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:50.840 it off. Shut up, shut it off. You you've got 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:57.120 the control. Yeah. Sorry, Yes, I actually did an editor 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:57.960 that I played the wrong one. 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:01.600 That was the long road that Now, why did you 0:04:01.600 --> 0:04:02.840 write that? Was that jealousy? 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:04.360 No? 0:04:04.400 --> 0:04:06.040 I just you know what, I'm the voice. I'm the 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:07.400 man of the people. Everybody knows that. 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:08.800 I know the voice of the. 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:13.600 There's not one motherfucker out there who wouldn't take every 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.000 ounce of vacation they. 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:18.000 Were given, if they were given it. It's not okay, 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:21.040 not my fault, just saying it's a lot of it. 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:22.039 It's not my fault. 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:26.880 I mean, listen, you know, if you can get what 0:04:26.920 --> 0:04:30.560 you can from your organization and where you work, negotiate 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:33.840 what you can and take every last day. 0:04:35.320 --> 0:04:39.440 You have to, you have to well. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:42.640 And you cannot tell me you're gonna leave anyone listening 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:44.799 to the sound of my voice right now, you're telling 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.960 me you were going to leave vacation on days on 0:04:48.000 --> 0:04:51.279 the table and allow them, No, allow. 0:04:51.000 --> 0:04:53.599 Them to me. It doesn't mean the slices, and I 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:55.960 don't have to be upset about it. Listen. 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:59.599 You could cry all you want, but I'm so sorry. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:03.599 I'm I like, I want to tell you because I'm 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:05.080 not trying to be able to make it up vacation. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.280 I'm not trying to be a bulleger an asshole. 0:05:07.360 --> 0:05:09.880 But there's not a radios there's a morning radio show 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.680 in the country that takes vacation between September and the bullshit. 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:15.479 And first of all, a lot of morning shows now 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:19.280 go on vacation for the entire month of December and 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:21.880 don't come back till January fifteenth. They take a month 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:22.560 of That's. 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:24.520 Fine because no one's listening to radio, no one's waking 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.719 up at that time. I understand that, but not in October. 0:05:27.960 --> 0:05:32.800 October a big ratings period slices. I just well, you know, 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:36.040 I'm here for you, and so I know now you're 0:05:36.080 --> 0:05:37.840 not going to paint me into a corner like that. 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:40.320 You're not gonna make it look that way because you 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.360 into a corner, you'll be at a resort. What's the 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:46.560 difference what corner you're in? Listen and plus, hey, guess 0:05:46.600 --> 0:05:48.400 guess what. We're all getting older. And I looked at it. 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:50.400 I look at a map. There's a lot of places 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:51.880 in the world I haven't been that I want to go, 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:58.080 So why shouldn't I try and go The Hm, you're fine. 0:05:58.120 --> 0:05:59.880 He've been going I have you been going to the gym? 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:01.880 You didn't go to gym today. You canceled your gym. 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.560 I canceled my gyp. See that's right. Why don't we 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:06.400 Why don't we talk about that? Why don't we highlight 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.000 that to the slices that I had it? 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:08.880 You want credit? 0:06:09.480 --> 0:06:11.640 You want credit for giving up working out so you 0:06:11.640 --> 0:06:14.440 could talk into a microphone. Yes, because the slices are 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.880 expecting us to produce an episode, and here I am. 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:19.919 Why would I look? Come on, so I canceled my worry. 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.119 Do you want to gattled working out? Yeah? 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:25.240 Okay, I canceled my fucking workout today so we can 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.960 do this. Sot, look at this. I'm risking my health. 0:06:28.240 --> 0:06:31.200 I'm risking my health for the slice. 0:06:31.240 --> 0:06:32.960 I was gonna eat water I was gonna eat water 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:34.560 bugs today, but I didn't have time to do that 0:06:34.640 --> 0:06:36.640 end the podcast. So I decided, you know what, not 0:06:36.640 --> 0:06:38.560 gonna eat water bugs today. I'm gonna do the podcast 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.400 for the slices. Wow, that's what you want? You want credit? 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:45.400 I want fucking credit, absolutely, because you know what, I 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:46.880 gonna shut you down, brody, But like you know what, 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:49.440 I'm just gonna go work out. 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.719 And here's what you gotta do, Brody. I was about 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:54.120 to go to on a pizza tour today to the 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.640 greatest pizza places in the New York area, paid for 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:01.160 limousine so far around town. But I said no. Oh 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:04.279 h sitting in a car with Olivia Rodrigo eating pizza. 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.880 But I said no to that because I care about 0:07:06.880 --> 0:07:10.480 my slices, not the pizza slices, the slices who listen. 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:12.400 So I gave up the pizza tour. The limbo of 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.280 the show far and Olivia Rodrigo rubbing my thigh. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:20.200 That's that's for the people. Oh, I gave up working out. 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:24.440 What you hate doing? No credit? What's on your phone? 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:27.200 That's more important. You're not gonna give me credit. I'm 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:30.720 not giving you credit. Okay. Were you googling what I 0:07:30.720 --> 0:07:32.960 can get credit for? Google them? What you can give up? 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:33.080 No? 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.040 Well, you googling how to get a pizza tour with 0:07:35.040 --> 0:07:42.280 Olivia Rodrigo? Scary gunn You had Olivia Rodrigo Sabrina Carpenter, Oh, Olivia, 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:46.440 the correct answer was neither. You're fifty years old, but 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:50.880 they're both of age barely and by the way, if 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.120 you're fifty and dating a girl as the same age 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.120 as Sabrina, go God bless you. You did something right. I'm 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.120 just giving Scary Jones ship because you know he's got 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.680 a girlfriend. He should be straying with his eyes and 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:04.720 his mouth. What's my thoughts? 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.680 Wait a second, just because you have a girlfriend, I 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:09.760 can't look. 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:12.880 No, no, no, no, you can look. It's when you say stuff, 0:08:13.240 --> 0:08:15.600 I can't. It's it's like, you know, it's like when 0:08:15.600 --> 0:08:19.000 you go on great T's daughter's Facebook page to Instagram page. No, no, 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:20.200 that what which? 0:08:20.240 --> 0:08:22.920 By the way, I hit I hit her just for 0:08:22.960 --> 0:08:24.880 some resolution. You don't hit girls. 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:27.360 What are you talking? H I hit her. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:31.000 I hit her from my feed closet somewhere like one 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:33.720 of those slices hit me up on the side and said, 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.120 here's the best solution out of this. 0:08:35.440 --> 0:08:36.000 You don't want to. 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.360 You don't want to, you know, get her angry or 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:42.560 upset by Well, I'm giving the slices credit your. 0:08:42.920 --> 0:08:44.559 When you said you hit her, my first instinct was 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.760 that you put her on a shade somewhere from. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.240 My feed, So now I don't have to see any 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.079 nothing comes up ever, and uh, unless he posts her 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:53.880 and and that's it, and then and and I don't 0:08:53.880 --> 0:08:55.640 have to unfollow her, so you know. 0:08:55.640 --> 0:08:58.400 You admit you don't trust yourself. You're having thoughts. No, no, 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:00.320 I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it. I don't 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:01.839 need doesn't need to be in front of me. I 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:02.120 don't know. 0:09:02.120 --> 0:09:04.800 There are other things that I need to be seeing instead, 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.160 like more cat videos and. 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:12.320 Uh yes absolutely, And I'm just I love you. I 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.920 love go ahead, No, no, you go ahead. I love 0:09:15.360 --> 0:09:17.000 I love videos. 0:09:17.920 --> 0:09:20.240 I love the videos that that that turn into the 0:09:20.240 --> 0:09:22.560 comment section where they show you the comment section. 0:09:23.160 --> 0:09:24.920 Some of those are so offensive. 0:09:25.280 --> 0:09:28.200 Yeah, I saw another one involving a cruise just now, 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:33.920 and I only saw one. Oh god, it's like, really, 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.800 there's one cruise line that's just getting abused on social media. 0:09:37.840 --> 0:09:39.480 People will just. 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:44.400 Say anything in the comments without having any repercussion. All 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.040 of a sudden, the world that we live in today, 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:50.360 which happens to be a much more politically correct world 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:55.040 and less tolerant of snowflakes and humor, that world doesn't 0:09:55.080 --> 0:09:55.960 exist online. 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:58.280 For whatever reason. Let me tell you, the comment section 0:09:58.720 --> 0:10:02.679 is fucking brutal. Well, it's keyboard Warriors and plus most 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.400 of them, don't use their real names. It's all like 0:10:04.920 --> 0:10:07.600 Travis nine four seven two six five three four nine. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:11.119 Oh so they're all, yeah, but can't their IP addresses 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:11.640 be tracked? 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:15.359 Doesn't he doesn't? 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.959 The point? 0:10:16.160 --> 0:10:17.840 Yeah, but if you call people on a cruise ship 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:19.880 an awful name, no one who on a cruise ship 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:20.760 is going to track them down. 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:24.080 I get cruised the cruise, but I mean you, the 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:27.200 thing is stuff. Really, I went, I'm like, oh, I 0:10:27.200 --> 0:10:27.800 can't look at this. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.599 I click off of someone. My social media is my 0:10:30.679 --> 0:10:34.199 real name, right, it's at David Brody and Instagram and Twitter, 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.440 and uh, you know, so I have to be careful. 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:40.680 I tell you. Though I did something I don't normally do. 0:10:41.520 --> 0:10:44.400 I got into it. There was some discussion the post 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:46.880 had nothing to do with politics, and I made a 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:49.200 comment about liking it. I was like, oh, I really 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:52.600 appreciate that, and then someone was like, oh, you only 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:54.319 like that because you're blah blah blah blah blah blah 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:56.959 blah blah blah blahlah blah blah blah blah, like attack 0:10:57.080 --> 0:11:00.080 me for political beliefs, which I hadn't expressed the political beliefs. 0:11:01.000 --> 0:11:03.360 So I was like, oh, yeah, well, clearly you're a 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:05.360 blah blah blahlah blah blahlah bla bla bla blah blah blah, 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:06.840 which I shoudn't have done with, especially with my real 0:11:06.880 --> 0:11:08.920 name and my real account. Oh boy. And then one 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:11.320 of the slices was like, yeah, you go Brody, always 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:14.680 keeping the reels out, telling the truth. So somebody on 0:11:14.720 --> 0:11:19.080 a miscellaneous post saw me a slice. Thank you slice. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.400 I'm not going to shout you out because I don't 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:21.840 want to out you in case you don't want to 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:27.360 be but appreciated my take on the situation, okay, which again. 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.959 I don't normally don't. I don't normally. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:33.559 Speak politically as at me because it's you know, I don't, 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.840 it's nobody business, and I don't really use social media 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:36.040 for that. 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:41.200 So but I'll be damned if I'm going to be attacked. Yeah. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.880 Oh and by the way, speaking of attack, somebody who 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:47.240 follows you and everyone on the morning show huh and 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:51.640 and almost every big name celebrity yep uh sent me 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:55.600 a I guess they don't follow me, uh or they 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.960 don't need more. But for no, I don't know what 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:01.839 they were referring to, but they made a political commentary 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:05.040 about me, and then an insult followed that, and then 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.360 I looked at everyone they're following, and pretty much everyone 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.160 they're following has the same political persuasion as I do, 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:14.120 which is, you know, uh, so you hate everybody. I 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:15.520 don't know what it was in reference, No, just you 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:22.480 because you're outspoken. Yeah, I you're that one time? Yeah yeah, okay. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:26.280 Check out your Facebook page. My Facebook page, Yeah, I don't. 0:12:26.320 --> 0:12:29.160 I don't post anything political on Facebook. It's all sports 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:34.720 and comedy. Oh in fantasy football right now? 0:12:35.320 --> 0:12:36.720 Yeah? Yeah? 0:12:36.920 --> 0:12:37.040 Oh? 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:41.080 Did did I send you the world's funniest fantasy football name? 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:45.400 Yeah? And guess what what before you tell me? Before 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:46.480 you tell me the name, I want to tell the 0:12:46.520 --> 0:12:49.160 story about it. So I just formed a third fantasy 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:53.040 football league because the douchebags who were in the work 0:12:53.120 --> 0:12:55.400 league I used to be and decided I can't be 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:57.760 in the league anymore. I don't work at iHeart anymore. 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:01.520 So I had to form another third league. So a 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.600 bunch of the people in the league are friends of friends, 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:05.360 because I didn't have enough people who weren't already in 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.079 other leagues with me that wanted a third league. Okay, 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:12.440 so one person, one person named themselves after this certain 0:13:12.480 --> 0:13:15.360 player the name you're about to say. But then they 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:18.120 didn't draft that player, so the team that drafted that 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:21.000 player then changed their team name to this name. 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:23.120 So apparently this is the big name of the year. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:27.440 The name of the year is jerking golf in a 0:13:27.720 --> 0:13:33.120 Laporta potty. That's for Jared Goff and Sam Laporta, the 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:34.720 tight end to both the play of the Lions they 0:13:34.760 --> 0:13:37.200 played for the that's a little more, uh. 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:42.720 In a Laporta potty. So the people in my league 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:46.720 just called themselves the Laporta Potties. Okay, they kept it short, 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:50.000 but apparently, I guess that's the big name. M Laporter 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.200 was a rookie tight end last year, so no one 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:54.160 thought to name their team after him. He wasn't anybody 0:13:54.200 --> 0:13:56.000 at that point. He was the best tight end in 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.280 football last year. So now everyone's like, oh, he's a 0:13:58.320 --> 0:14:01.240 big deal, let's say our team after him. So, yeah, 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:04.880 that's the big name. Oh, okay, all right, I named 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.920 mine Scary is on vacation. That's my team team. 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.520 With and Rody. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:15.480 I gotta say I I don't have an interest in 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.000 fantasy football. This year. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:23.320 I turned down all requests invites for what I turned 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.320 him down because I just don't have the time. 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:28.560 You know, are you good at it? You draft all 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:29.200 the giants? 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:29.760 No? 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:32.760 I don't. That's not me. I follow the stats. I 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.800 know what I'm doing. Who you got Tyreek Hill? 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:37.200 Uh? 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:38.560 No? Who got him? 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:38.840 No? 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:40.840 You want to get Tyreek Kill if you have one 0:14:40.840 --> 0:14:43.240 of the top five picks I drafted seven, seventh, and 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:44.280 eighth in my three leagues. 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:45.920 We won't get into this because it's boring to some 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:47.960 people who don't play. But but who are who are 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:50.280 the top Who are the top five picks in fantasy? 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.240 If you if you're given okay in round one the 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:57.080 first five people McCaffrey is, of course, Christian McCaffrey is 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.680 the first pick by anybody. He's the running back for 0:15:00.240 --> 0:15:03.680 unless you're insane. There were people in somebody drafted Patrick 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.760 Mahomes third. That's fucking nuts. You can get him in 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:11.080 the fourth round, that's insane. Uh. Breese Hall from the 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:13.720 Jets and Bijon Robinson in the two running backs go 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:17.240 second and third, Your fourth and fifth fluctuate, But it's 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:19.760 usually Tyreek Hill and Jamar Chase, even though he hasn't 0:15:19.760 --> 0:15:23.120 signed a contract yet. Uh so that's the roughly what 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:26.080 the top five are in most leagues. But people go crazy, 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.600 people draft kickers in the seventh round, Like why would 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:31.720 you add? They're like, oh, people make the mistake. And 0:15:31.760 --> 0:15:34.480 again I'm not gonna get to Justin Tucker in real 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:36.760 life is the best kicker in fantasy football in terms 0:15:36.800 --> 0:15:37.400 of accuracy. 0:15:37.560 --> 0:15:40.600 Right, but because he's a kicker and he gets kicker points, 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:43.240 you probably shouldn't draft him until like round I don't 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:46.000 know ten. No, that's not why you don't draft a 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.160 kicker until the next to last or last round. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.720 That's what I'm saying. The different the difference between the 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:54.360 best kicker and the tenth best kicker is like eight 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:57.280 points the whole year, right, It's it's not It's not 0:15:57.280 --> 0:15:59.880 a huge gap, whereas like the top running back and 0:16:00.040 --> 0:16:01.880 the worst run or the tenth running back could be 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:05.000 fifty sixty points. Correct. Yes, so who you draft this 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:08.000 kicker is almost irrelevant. And as soon as they go 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:09.840 on a bye week. If you have a bye week, 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:11.800 that means you're off for a week. If you take 0:16:11.800 --> 0:16:14.320 a kicker who's off like week five, you got to 0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:17.600 drop him to pick up another kicker. Yeah, of course 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.160 it don't go on bye weeks like week twelve, And 0:16:19.200 --> 0:16:20.560 it is a lot of a lot of women are 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:23.960 getting into fantasy football because of the Roman types that 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:26.640 women don't know what they're doing. Nope, not going to 0:16:26.720 --> 0:16:29.120 say that, but but there are a lot of women 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.760 that are that are there drafting Travis kelce Like first, 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:36.800 I don't know about that. I noticed people that that there. 0:16:36.640 --> 0:16:39.920 Are women out there who their first pick is Travis Kelcey. 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:42.240 Which who should go in round what? Four to three? 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.200 I will tell you there are people that are not 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:49.920 drafting a certain kicker because he offended a lot of 0:16:49.920 --> 0:16:53.280 people this past year, and I would have thought he 0:16:53.280 --> 0:16:55.280 would have gone higher in drafts, which is which is 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:58.520 ridiculous because the digital version of his name has nothing 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:00.560 to do with the actual person like what they do 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:04.160 in the real world. Like there's one guy on the 0:17:04.280 --> 0:17:07.360 Kansas City Chiefs. He was drunk driving and I think 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:11.040 he killed someone in a car actor he damaged injured 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:13.360 people in a car accident. Now I don't want him 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:15.119 on my actual football team. I wouldn't want him on 0:17:15.160 --> 0:17:16.919 the Jets, and I wouldn't want him like being my 0:17:17.000 --> 0:17:21.040 role model. But as far as fantasy football has no 0:17:21.119 --> 0:17:26.280 bearing on the digital person. I drafty. People draft who 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.160 they think is good in real life, and they don't 0:17:28.200 --> 0:17:30.280 have it doesn't Here's a. 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.120 Person who's a fan of a certain team and they're 0:17:32.119 --> 0:17:33.880 only going to draft those team members. 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:35.720 Oh my god, there's a guy. There's a guy in 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.440 one of my leagues. He knows who he is, Yes 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:37.760 he does. 0:17:37.840 --> 0:17:43.320 He drafts giants, and the giants are terrible, but he's 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:45.320 got to have the like as many giants as he 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:47.760 And there's a guy in the iHeart league that I'm 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:51.120 no longer in. Yeah, who is a Jets fan. Don't 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:54.280 say any more than that, So I don't more than that. 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:58.000 He drafted Aaron Rodgers last year, like this third pick, 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:00.439 Like you could have wait until round twelve and then 0:18:00.480 --> 0:18:03.119 he played like four plays or two play whatever it 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:05.720 was last year, last of four minutes. You can't draw, 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.159 you can't play favorite. You can't be like, oh, I 0:18:07.200 --> 0:18:08.440 want to draft the guys on my team. 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:08.679 Now. 0:18:08.760 --> 0:18:11.720 You have to take the best player to help you win, 0:18:12.160 --> 0:18:15.439 right always manuck Brodie, We did it. 0:18:15.640 --> 0:18:16.160 Whoa man. 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:17.520 We said we weren't going to do it, but we 0:18:17.520 --> 0:18:20.800 did it. We just spent another eight minutes on fantasy football. 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:21.520 That's all right. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:24.399 I tried to make it interesting and Layman's terms and 0:18:24.480 --> 0:18:26.200 keep it simple. Brody. 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:29.679 I don't know if this is gonna happen or not, 0:18:29.720 --> 0:18:33.560 but I may be invited to Comic Con this year, 0:18:33.640 --> 0:18:37.119 New York Comic Con. You may, and not only will 0:18:37.320 --> 0:18:40.479 may I be. I may be featured on a live 0:18:42.640 --> 0:18:47.480 show at one of the booths at Comic Con. I 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:50.320 went on the radio this morning and talked about the 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:53.959 fact that I have this garbage pil Kid collection. 0:18:54.000 --> 0:18:56.040 Did we talk about it on the podcast. I don't 0:18:56.040 --> 0:18:58.240 think we did. I don't know if we did. 0:18:58.280 --> 0:18:58.320 Not. 0:18:58.440 --> 0:19:00.919 Well, for years people made fun of me because. 0:19:01.280 --> 0:19:05.680 That's not why I had the garbage Pail Kids, which, obviously, 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:07.880 if you don't know, you've been living under a rock. 0:19:08.520 --> 0:19:12.440