Speaker 1: Start Up Up, Start Up.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Start Up, Up Up.
Speaker 2: They making noise Up, Start Up Up.
Speaker 3: Episode three oh seven, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 1: You technically played the wrong opening song? Wow which one? Well,
Speaker 1: you took a vacation, Yeah, yeah, and we're supposed to
Speaker 1: play the Boys are back in town. The Boys and
Speaker 1: the Boys are back in town. Shit, So I need
Speaker 1: to hear that. Can you get that ready for me? Please?
Speaker 1: How I mean? This is our last vacation until December,
Speaker 1: So I thought, we, you know, play this bay We're
Speaker 1: back in town. Whoa whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. No,
Speaker 1: it's not yeah, it's it's the full book, the most
Speaker 1: important ratings period in radio. We're not in radio, We're
Speaker 1: in podcasting. This is a different no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: not us in radio where you still were. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's a known fact. It's callte You get in your
Speaker 1: seats after Labor Day. You're in your seats straight on
Speaker 1: till morning, which is Christmas break, because it's it's the
Speaker 1: ratings period when everyone's listening to radio. It's the most
Speaker 1: important time of year, is the fall book. That's why
Speaker 1: they give away jingle ball tickets. That's why every radio
Speaker 1: station gives away big things to get you to listen,
Speaker 1: because this is it. So no vacis, no vacations.
Speaker 3: Oh contrere, mont frere. I mean now, now wait a second,
Speaker 3: this wasn't my idea. But we yeah, I do have
Speaker 3: a vacation coming up, another one, another one, not my
Speaker 3: doing vacation?
Speaker 1: Doing you mean give another vacation coming up?
Speaker 3: We've got a couple of different vacations coming up. Well, well
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving holiday, right, you see your dog he's even aware of.
Speaker 1: This, that he's pissed the blue. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: undert I don't understand you just having any more vacation.
Speaker 1: And then the what was I never had a vacation
Speaker 1: between September and December.
Speaker 3: Ever, what was Columbus Day weekend is now Indigenous People's
Speaker 3: Day on the Monday on the day. Yet, so we're
Speaker 3: off there for that week. It's not Mike Goods and
Speaker 3: this is what what's what's up? But you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, another vacation, another one. This is your eighth
Speaker 3: week vacation, all right, So I'll save the boys. You're
Speaker 3: back in town from when we come back from that one.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you what I in in in honor of
Speaker 1: your another vacation which I did find out about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks to you, I wrote a little song. Oh
Speaker 3: so you're fucking holding it from me all this time?
Speaker 3: Wait a second, I mentioned this on on the Slice Time.
Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you have amnesia? No,
Speaker 1: it's for people who didn't he have Slice time? You
Speaker 1: ready he might be song? Here we go? What boys
Speaker 1: back for Ceptember? It was no more vacation till the
Speaker 1: senator scary.
Speaker 4: Over, He's gone and knocker on one in October.
Speaker 1: See you knew this already. I told you this.
Speaker 4: Scarry's got another say station from all of his radio station.
Speaker 4: We thought Christmas would finished them all, but he's got
Speaker 4: one more in the fall.
Speaker 1: By sis. All the rage scary shows.
Speaker 4: Of beet on a plane miss much shats he's a
Speaker 4: way a Peaks vacation is insane.
Speaker 1: Not to the people in Europe.
Speaker 4: His shirt was so far way too long. Thought he
Speaker 4: was sexy, but he was long. Thank god he didn't
Speaker 4: wear up song. Fourth quarter scary going strong.
Speaker 5: There's more, No, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1: Thanks appreciate you softh quarter scary Okay, you can shut
Speaker 1: it off. Shut up, shut it off. You you've got
Speaker 1: the control. Yeah. Sorry, Yes, I actually did an editor
Speaker 1: that I played the wrong one.
Speaker 3: That was the long road that Now, why did you
Speaker 3: write that? Was that jealousy?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I just you know what, I'm the voice. I'm the
Speaker 3: man of the people. Everybody knows that.
Speaker 1: I know the voice of the.
Speaker 3: There's not one motherfucker out there who wouldn't take every
Speaker 3: ounce of vacation they.
Speaker 1: Were given, if they were given it. It's not okay,
Speaker 1: not my fault, just saying it's a lot of it.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault.
Speaker 3: I mean, listen, you know, if you can get what
Speaker 3: you can from your organization and where you work, negotiate
Speaker 3: what you can and take every last day.
Speaker 1: You have to, you have to well.
Speaker 3: And you cannot tell me you're gonna leave anyone listening
Speaker 3: to the sound of my voice right now, you're telling
Speaker 3: me you were going to leave vacation on days on
Speaker 3: the table and allow them, No, allow.
Speaker 1: Them to me. It doesn't mean the slices, and I
Speaker 1: don't have to be upset about it. Listen.
Speaker 3: You could cry all you want, but I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm I like, I want to tell you because I'm
Speaker 3: not trying to be able to make it up vacation.
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to be a bulleger an asshole.
Speaker 1: But there's not a radios there's a morning radio show
Speaker 1: in the country that takes vacation between September and the bullshit.
Speaker 3: And first of all, a lot of morning shows now
Speaker 3: go on vacation for the entire month of December and
Speaker 3: don't come back till January fifteenth. They take a month
Speaker 3: of That's.
Speaker 1: Fine because no one's listening to radio, no one's waking
Speaker 1: up at that time. I understand that, but not in October.
Speaker 1: October a big ratings period slices. I just well, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm here for you, and so I know now you're
Speaker 1: not going to paint me into a corner like that.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna make it look that way because you
Speaker 1: into a corner, you'll be at a resort. What's the
Speaker 1: difference what corner you're in? Listen and plus, hey, guess
Speaker 1: guess what. We're all getting older. And I looked at it.
Speaker 3: I look at a map. There's a lot of places
Speaker 3: in the world I haven't been that I want to go,
Speaker 3: So why shouldn't I try and go The Hm, you're fine.
Speaker 3: He've been going I have you been going to the gym?
Speaker 3: You didn't go to gym today. You canceled your gym.
Speaker 3: I canceled my gyp. See that's right. Why don't we
Speaker 3: Why don't we talk about that? Why don't we highlight
Speaker 3: that to the slices that I had it?
Speaker 1: You want credit?
Speaker 3: You want credit for giving up working out so you
Speaker 3: could talk into a microphone. Yes, because the slices are
Speaker 3: expecting us to produce an episode, and here I am.
Speaker 1: Why would I look? Come on, so I canceled my worry.
Speaker 1: Do you want to gattled working out? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, I canceled my fucking workout today so we can
Speaker 3: do this. Sot, look at this. I'm risking my health.
Speaker 3: I'm risking my health for the slice.
Speaker 1: I was gonna eat water I was gonna eat water
Speaker 1: bugs today, but I didn't have time to do that
Speaker 1: end the podcast. So I decided, you know what, not
Speaker 1: gonna eat water bugs today. I'm gonna do the podcast
Speaker 1: for the slices. Wow, that's what you want? You want credit?
Speaker 3: I want fucking credit, absolutely, because you know what, I
Speaker 3: gonna shut you down, brody, But like you know what,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go work out.
Speaker 1: And here's what you gotta do, Brody. I was about
Speaker 1: to go to on a pizza tour today to the
Speaker 1: greatest pizza places in the New York area, paid for
Speaker 1: limousine so far around town. But I said no. Oh
Speaker 1: h sitting in a car with Olivia Rodrigo eating pizza.
Speaker 1: But I said no to that because I care about
Speaker 1: my slices, not the pizza slices, the slices who listen.
Speaker 1: So I gave up the pizza tour. The limbo of
Speaker 1: the show far and Olivia Rodrigo rubbing my thigh.
Speaker 3: That's that's for the people. Oh, I gave up working out.
Speaker 1: What you hate doing? No credit? What's on your phone?
Speaker 1: That's more important. You're not gonna give me credit. I'm
Speaker 1: not giving you credit. Okay. Were you googling what I
Speaker 1: can get credit for? Google them? What you can give up?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Well, you googling how to get a pizza tour with
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo? Scary gunn You had Olivia Rodrigo Sabrina Carpenter, Oh, Olivia,
Speaker 1: the correct answer was neither. You're fifty years old, but
Speaker 1: they're both of age barely and by the way, if
Speaker 1: you're fifty and dating a girl as the same age
Speaker 1: as Sabrina, go God bless you. You did something right. I'm
Speaker 1: just giving Scary Jones ship because you know he's got
Speaker 1: a girlfriend. He should be straying with his eyes and
Speaker 1: his mouth. What's my thoughts?
Speaker 3: Wait a second, just because you have a girlfriend, I
Speaker 3: can't look.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, you can look. It's when you say stuff,
Speaker 1: I can't. It's it's like, you know, it's like when
Speaker 1: you go on great T's daughter's Facebook page to Instagram page. No, no,
Speaker 1: that what which?
Speaker 3: By the way, I hit I hit her just for
Speaker 3: some resolution. You don't hit girls.
Speaker 1: What are you talking? H I hit her.
Speaker 3: I hit her from my feed closet somewhere like one
Speaker 3: of those slices hit me up on the side and said,
Speaker 3: here's the best solution out of this.
Speaker 1: You don't want to.
Speaker 3: You don't want to, you know, get her angry or
Speaker 3: upset by Well, I'm giving the slices credit your.
Speaker 1: When you said you hit her, my first instinct was
Speaker 1: that you put her on a shade somewhere from.
Speaker 3: My feed, So now I don't have to see any
Speaker 3: nothing comes up ever, and uh, unless he posts her
Speaker 3: and and that's it, and then and and I don't
Speaker 3: have to unfollow her, so you know.
Speaker 1: You admit you don't trust yourself. You're having thoughts. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I'm just saying it. I don't
Speaker 1: need doesn't need to be in front of me. I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: There are other things that I need to be seeing instead,
Speaker 3: like more cat videos and.
Speaker 1: Uh yes absolutely, And I'm just I love you. I
Speaker 1: love go ahead, No, no, you go ahead. I love
Speaker 1: I love videos.
Speaker 3: I love the videos that that that turn into the
Speaker 3: comment section where they show you the comment section.
Speaker 1: Some of those are so offensive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw another one involving a cruise just now,
Speaker 3: and I only saw one. Oh god, it's like, really,
Speaker 3: there's one cruise line that's just getting abused on social media.
Speaker 1: People will just.
Speaker 3: Say anything in the comments without having any repercussion. All
Speaker 3: of a sudden, the world that we live in today,
Speaker 3: which happens to be a much more politically correct world
Speaker 3: and less tolerant of snowflakes and humor, that world doesn't
Speaker 3: exist online.
Speaker 1: For whatever reason. Let me tell you, the comment section
Speaker 1: is fucking brutal. Well, it's keyboard Warriors and plus most
Speaker 1: of them, don't use their real names. It's all like
Speaker 1: Travis nine four seven two six five three four nine.
Speaker 3: Oh so they're all, yeah, but can't their IP addresses
Speaker 3: be tracked?
Speaker 1: Doesn't he doesn't?
Speaker 3: The point?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you call people on a cruise ship
Speaker 1: an awful name, no one who on a cruise ship
Speaker 1: is going to track them down.
Speaker 3: I get cruised the cruise, but I mean you, the
Speaker 3: thing is stuff. Really, I went, I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 3: can't look at this.
Speaker 1: I click off of someone. My social media is my
Speaker 1: real name, right, it's at David Brody and Instagram and Twitter,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, so I have to be careful.
Speaker 1: I tell you. Though I did something I don't normally do.
Speaker 1: I got into it. There was some discussion the post
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with politics, and I made a
Speaker 1: comment about liking it. I was like, oh, I really
Speaker 1: appreciate that, and then someone was like, oh, you only
Speaker 1: like that because you're blah blah blah blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blahlah blah blah blah blah, like attack
Speaker 1: me for political beliefs, which I hadn't expressed the political beliefs.
Speaker 1: So I was like, oh, yeah, well, clearly you're a
Speaker 1: blah blah blahlah blah blahlah bla bla bla blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: which I shoudn't have done with, especially with my real
Speaker 1: name and my real account. Oh boy. And then one
Speaker 1: of the slices was like, yeah, you go Brody, always
Speaker 1: keeping the reels out, telling the truth. So somebody on
Speaker 1: a miscellaneous post saw me a slice. Thank you slice.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to shout you out because I don't
Speaker 3: want to out you in case you don't want to
Speaker 3: be but appreciated my take on the situation, okay, which again.
Speaker 1: I don't normally don't. I don't normally.
Speaker 3: Speak politically as at me because it's you know, I don't,
Speaker 3: it's nobody business, and I don't really use social media
Speaker 3: for that.
Speaker 1: So but I'll be damned if I'm going to be attacked. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh and by the way, speaking of attack, somebody who
Speaker 1: follows you and everyone on the morning show huh and
Speaker 1: and almost every big name celebrity yep uh sent me
Speaker 1: a I guess they don't follow me, uh or they
Speaker 1: don't need more. But for no, I don't know what
Speaker 1: they were referring to, but they made a political commentary
Speaker 1: about me, and then an insult followed that, and then
Speaker 1: I looked at everyone they're following, and pretty much everyone
Speaker 1: they're following has the same political persuasion as I do,
Speaker 1: which is, you know, uh, so you hate everybody. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it was in reference, No, just you
Speaker 1: because you're outspoken. Yeah, I you're that one time? Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Check out your Facebook page. My Facebook page, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't post anything political on Facebook. It's all sports
Speaker 3: and comedy. Oh in fantasy football right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Did did I send you the world's funniest fantasy football name?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And guess what what before you tell me? Before
Speaker 1: you tell me the name, I want to tell the
Speaker 1: story about it. So I just formed a third fantasy
Speaker 1: football league because the douchebags who were in the work
Speaker 1: league I used to be and decided I can't be
Speaker 1: in the league anymore. I don't work at iHeart anymore.
Speaker 1: So I had to form another third league. So a
Speaker 1: bunch of the people in the league are friends of friends,
Speaker 1: because I didn't have enough people who weren't already in
Speaker 1: other leagues with me that wanted a third league. Okay,
Speaker 1: so one person, one person named themselves after this certain
Speaker 1: player the name you're about to say. But then they
Speaker 1: didn't draft that player, so the team that drafted that
Speaker 1: player then changed their team name to this name.
Speaker 3: So apparently this is the big name of the year.
Speaker 3: The name of the year is jerking golf in a
Speaker 3: Laporta potty. That's for Jared Goff and Sam Laporta, the
Speaker 3: tight end to both the play of the Lions they
Speaker 3: played for the that's a little more, uh.
Speaker 1: In a Laporta potty. So the people in my league
Speaker 1: just called themselves the Laporta Potties. Okay, they kept it short,
Speaker 1: but apparently, I guess that's the big name. M Laporter
Speaker 1: was a rookie tight end last year, so no one
Speaker 1: thought to name their team after him. He wasn't anybody
Speaker 1: at that point. He was the best tight end in
Speaker 1: football last year. So now everyone's like, oh, he's a
Speaker 1: big deal, let's say our team after him. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the big name. Oh, okay, all right, I named
Speaker 1: mine Scary is on vacation. That's my team team.
Speaker 7: With and Rody.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I I don't have an interest in
Speaker 1: fantasy football. This year.
Speaker 3: I turned down all requests invites for what I turned
Speaker 3: him down because I just don't have the time.
Speaker 1: You know, are you good at it? You draft all
Speaker 1: the giants?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I don't. That's not me. I follow the stats. I
Speaker 1: know what I'm doing. Who you got Tyreek Hill?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: No? Who got him?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: You want to get Tyreek Kill if you have one
Speaker 1: of the top five picks I drafted seven, seventh, and
Speaker 1: eighth in my three leagues.
Speaker 3: We won't get into this because it's boring to some
Speaker 3: people who don't play. But but who are who are
Speaker 3: the top Who are the top five picks in fantasy?
Speaker 1: If you if you're given okay in round one the
Speaker 1: first five people McCaffrey is, of course, Christian McCaffrey is
Speaker 1: the first pick by anybody. He's the running back for
Speaker 1: unless you're insane. There were people in somebody drafted Patrick
Speaker 1: Mahomes third. That's fucking nuts. You can get him in
Speaker 1: the fourth round, that's insane. Uh. Breese Hall from the
Speaker 1: Jets and Bijon Robinson in the two running backs go
Speaker 1: second and third, Your fourth and fifth fluctuate, But it's
Speaker 1: usually Tyreek Hill and Jamar Chase, even though he hasn't
Speaker 1: signed a contract yet. Uh so that's the roughly what
Speaker 1: the top five are in most leagues. But people go crazy,
Speaker 1: people draft kickers in the seventh round, Like why would
Speaker 1: you add? They're like, oh, people make the mistake. And
Speaker 1: again I'm not gonna get to Justin Tucker in real
Speaker 1: life is the best kicker in fantasy football in terms
Speaker 1: of accuracy.
Speaker 3: Right, but because he's a kicker and he gets kicker points,
Speaker 3: you probably shouldn't draft him until like round I don't
Speaker 3: know ten. No, that's not why you don't draft a
Speaker 3: kicker until the next to last or last round.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. The different the difference between the
Speaker 1: best kicker and the tenth best kicker is like eight
Speaker 1: points the whole year, right, It's it's not It's not
Speaker 1: a huge gap, whereas like the top running back and
Speaker 1: the worst run or the tenth running back could be
Speaker 1: fifty sixty points. Correct. Yes, so who you draft this
Speaker 1: kicker is almost irrelevant. And as soon as they go
Speaker 1: on a bye week. If you have a bye week,
Speaker 1: that means you're off for a week. If you take
Speaker 1: a kicker who's off like week five, you got to
Speaker 1: drop him to pick up another kicker. Yeah, of course
Speaker 1: it don't go on bye weeks like week twelve, And
Speaker 1: it is a lot of a lot of women are
Speaker 1: getting into fantasy football because of the Roman types that
Speaker 1: women don't know what they're doing. Nope, not going to
Speaker 1: say that, but but there are a lot of women
Speaker 1: that are that are there drafting Travis kelce Like first,
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I noticed people that that there.
Speaker 3: Are women out there who their first pick is Travis Kelcey.
Speaker 1: Which who should go in round what? Four to three?
Speaker 1: I will tell you there are people that are not
Speaker 1: drafting a certain kicker because he offended a lot of
Speaker 1: people this past year, and I would have thought he
Speaker 1: would have gone higher in drafts, which is which is
Speaker 1: ridiculous because the digital version of his name has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with the actual person like what they do
Speaker 1: in the real world. Like there's one guy on the
Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs. He was drunk driving and I think
Speaker 1: he killed someone in a car actor he damaged injured
Speaker 1: people in a car accident. Now I don't want him
Speaker 1: on my actual football team. I wouldn't want him on
Speaker 1: the Jets, and I wouldn't want him like being my
Speaker 1: role model. But as far as fantasy football has no
Speaker 1: bearing on the digital person. I drafty. People draft who
Speaker 1: they think is good in real life, and they don't
Speaker 1: have it doesn't Here's a.
Speaker 3: Person who's a fan of a certain team and they're
Speaker 3: only going to draft those team members.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a guy. There's a guy in
Speaker 1: one of my leagues. He knows who he is, Yes
Speaker 1: he does.
Speaker 3: He drafts giants, and the giants are terrible, but he's
Speaker 3: got to have the like as many giants as he
Speaker 3: And there's a guy in the iHeart league that I'm
Speaker 3: no longer in. Yeah, who is a Jets fan. Don't
Speaker 3: say any more than that, So I don't more than that.
Speaker 1: He drafted Aaron Rodgers last year, like this third pick,
Speaker 1: Like you could have wait until round twelve and then
Speaker 1: he played like four plays or two play whatever it
Speaker 1: was last year, last of four minutes. You can't draw,
Speaker 1: you can't play favorite. You can't be like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want to draft the guys on my team.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: You have to take the best player to help you win,
Speaker 3: right always manuck Brodie, We did it.
Speaker 1: Whoa man.
Speaker 3: We said we weren't going to do it, but we
Speaker 3: did it. We just spent another eight minutes on fantasy football.
Speaker 3: That's all right.
Speaker 1: I tried to make it interesting and Layman's terms and
Speaker 1: keep it simple. Brody.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is gonna happen or not,
Speaker 3: but I may be invited to Comic Con this year,
Speaker 3: New York Comic Con. You may, and not only will
Speaker 3: may I be. I may be featured on a live
Speaker 3: show at one of the booths at Comic Con. I
Speaker 3: went on the radio this morning and talked about the
Speaker 3: fact that I have this garbage pil Kid collection.
Speaker 1: Did we talk about it on the podcast. I don't
Speaker 1: think we did. I don't know if we did.
Speaker 4: Not.
Speaker 1: Well, for years people made fun of me because.
Speaker 3: That's not why I had the garbage Pail Kids, which, obviously,
Speaker 3: if you don't know, you've been living under a rock.
Speaker 3: Back in the eighties and nineties, the original fifteen series
Speaker 3: of Garbage Pail Kids, which was a tap take off
Speaker 3: of the Cabbage Patch dolls. They had these cards made
Speaker 3: by Tops which are basically like the deformed versions of
Speaker 3: the Cabbage Patch Kids originally. Remember that's how far back
Speaker 3: this goes. Puns and funny names, funny names, so.
Speaker 1: Like Adam Baum and he's a kid named Adam and
Speaker 1: he's a bomb and he blows up.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and it's a picture of him like his
Speaker 3: head exploded. That's the one everybody knows. That was on
Speaker 3: the cover for eight different e eighties where I mentioned
Speaker 3: it right, Adam Bomb.
Speaker 1: Is a kid. People, by the way, who make Wacky
Speaker 1: Packages who I write for. And by the way, there's
Speaker 1: a Halloween edition of Wacky Packages coming out in a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. And I have the most cards I've
Speaker 1: had in any set prior. Very nice Brody Brody wrote
Speaker 1: those cards. He wrote them. I'll give you details. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did more than that. I'll give you details as
Speaker 1: we get closer to a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: So in the eighties when this was happening, I was
Speaker 3: the kid on the block that was collecting them, and
Speaker 3: I said, I need to get every car.
Speaker 1: How did you wait a minute? How did you collect
Speaker 1: garbage pail kids cards in the eighties. If you grew
Speaker 1: up with Nicki Minaj in two thousand and nine, well
Speaker 1: I was, I was before my time. It was I
Speaker 1: was a we we talked you some kind of time traveler.
Speaker 3: So in the eighties and nineties, when the garbage pail
Speaker 3: Kids was out.
Speaker 1: I collected every series.
Speaker 3: I couldn't wait, and I got every series and I
Speaker 3: put them all in a nice little album, you know,
Speaker 3: so that you know, in the card slots, and I
Speaker 3: put them away. I tucked them away in a safe
Speaker 3: place for years, all fifteen series. I got every card.
Speaker 3: I got the entire collection. And there was even one
Speaker 3: card that was a reissued because it was so offensive.
Speaker 3: We could say it here. There was there was two
Speaker 3: on a cabbage patch doll with two heads, and it
Speaker 3: was it was called Schizo Fran. So garbage Pail Kids
Speaker 3: Topstore that was a little too crass, so they pulled
Speaker 3: it back and they renamed the card. So I have
Speaker 3: the Schizo Fran card right. Anyway, that's a rare. One
Speaker 3: point is, for years I tried to sell them. I said, oh,
Speaker 3: this is gonna be worth money someday, and everyone's like,
Speaker 3: get out of here. Maybe you get one hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: two hundred dollars. For years, I tried to go to
Speaker 3: pond Stars. The people at pawn Stars, Chumley and all that.
Speaker 3: Those guys they let the producers left.
Speaker 1: In my face.
Speaker 3: They're like, you're not going to sell these on our
Speaker 3: on our Thing Antiques roadshow, nobody would take my shit right. Well,
Speaker 3: for some reason, in the last couple of years, the
Speaker 3: garbage pail Kids collections have exploded. Maybe they've got an
Speaker 3: exposure on TikTok social media. So David Brody, with the
Speaker 3: help of you, I got invigorated and I said, I
Speaker 3: want to sell my entire garbage pail Kid collection. Well,
Speaker 3: on the radio today I was explain to people, Hey,
Speaker 3: if you have a collection of some sort, whether it
Speaker 3: be some sports and memorabilia, baseball cards, stamps, coins, whatever,
Speaker 3: revisit that because you may get some money for it.
Speaker 3: Because we found that this collection can be worth thousands
Speaker 3: and thousands of dollars.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? David Brody? Are you are not wrong?
Speaker 1: Scary Jones? There is value to these and I can't
Speaker 1: wait to help you sell them. Put them up for
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars and have someone offer me twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: We'll ask me if it's available. I mentioned it on
Speaker 3: the radio and someone heard it. That works with comic.
Speaker 1: That's what happens on the radio. Oh okay, oh comicon.
Speaker 3: And they got in touch with me privately and they
Speaker 3: want to Actually, they're trying to get me into Comic
Speaker 3: Con and trying to get me to feature this on
Speaker 3: a one hour live on eBay. Now, apparently, what are
Speaker 3: you going to talk about on day live? Yeah, eBay
Speaker 3: Live food, so eBay Live apparently good.
Speaker 1: That's not good. No, if you sell your stuff on
Speaker 1: eBay Live, I don't get my commiss Oh not good
Speaker 1: for you, but good for me? Not good for me.
Speaker 1: I don't get the Scary Jones commission for selling your shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So now I'm at a crossroads because I have an
Speaker 3: opportunity to maybe go on eBay Live at eBay's booth
Speaker 3: at Comic Con and do it live for people there
Speaker 3: at the thing at the Comic Con and online on
Speaker 3: a weekend in October at the end of October when
Speaker 3: they're in New York. Or I could just have David
Speaker 3: Brody sell it on Facebook market Place. So I'm at
Speaker 3: a crossroads. I'm going to see what's going on.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: We already have people that may be interested in this collection, right,
Speaker 1: but yeah, a bunch of people have already said, like,
Speaker 1: where you're located. I live, I live in the area.
Speaker 1: I'm interested. What's the price? But Scary and I we
Speaker 1: haven't finalized the price yet, but it's going to be
Speaker 1: a big, big price, big price huge. So anyway, and
Speaker 1: by the way, speaking of huge prices, scary, I'm very
Speaker 1: excited if you I may go to Comic Con as well,
Speaker 1: but not as a eBay guest. As you know, I
Speaker 1: went as a Wacky Package's guest a couple of seasons. Yes,
Speaker 1: she did tops booth right. Yeah, So I'm trying to
Speaker 1: sell something on eBay for around sixteen hundred dollars. It's
Speaker 1: it's something new when it's unopened. Then I put now
Speaker 1: it is in the stores, it's new new, it's sixteen
Speaker 1: to eighteen hundred dollars. It's a big ticket item here, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I listed it for thirteen and I wrote non
Speaker 1: negotiable because I think three to five hundred dollars less
Speaker 1: than retailers are asking. And you're saving tax and shipping
Speaker 1: from most retailers. Right, but let's just say shipping's free.
Speaker 1: You're still saving tax. Until this is fresh out the box.
Speaker 1: This hasn't been touched. No, it's in the box, fresh
Speaker 1: in the box.
Speaker 3: No, maybe fresh out the meaning just a fresh out
Speaker 3: the store, fresh out the store, fresh in the box.
Speaker 1: It's it's something that was gifted and I we don't
Speaker 1: have a use for it. Okay, I got it a
Speaker 1: while ago, but I knewhen it's valuable, and it's uh
Speaker 1: and it's it hasn't even been open. It's almost as
Speaker 1: if it fell off the back of a truck. Right,
Speaker 1: so I was. I originally posted it for fourteen hundred
Speaker 1: dollars non negotiable. It's available, yep, sounds so what do
Speaker 1: I get? Is it available? Of course? Of course I
Speaker 1: understand why. Here's a checklist of stupid questions. Right, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Does this? I get? Okay, yep, Then will you accept
Speaker 1: nine hundred dollars? And I said, you're asking me number
Speaker 1: one to take five hundred dollars off, which is over
Speaker 1: almost It's over a third of the actual asking price,
Speaker 1: and it clearly says non negotiable. She said, I didn't
Speaker 1: know if you were serious or not with that. Well,
Speaker 1: why would you write that if you weren't serious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was. I had to try. No, you didn't have
Speaker 1: to fucking try. You're wasting my time. I fucking hate
Speaker 1: Facebook Marketplace, and I sell shit on Facebook market Place.
Speaker 1: I don't hate that much. You're like schizopran yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, podcast, be right back.
Speaker 1: I have I have some I have some Facebook issues
Speaker 1: that I'm gonna read to you and Scary Jones. I
Speaker 1: have a Italian food fight that I've been in that
Speaker 1: you need to get involved in. I'm already I need
Speaker 1: to know your mm hmm. Yeah, let's go for it.
Speaker 3: So I you want, so we'll do the Facebook thing later,
Speaker 3: I will segue out of the Okay.
Speaker 1: So we'll talked about Facebook. Yeah, so let's talk. Well,
Speaker 1: this is started on Facebook, but it's Italian food. So
Speaker 1: somebody posted a picture of a chicken palm with spaghetti
Speaker 1: next to it, and the spaghetti had, you know, a
Speaker 1: pool of sauce on top, right in the center of
Speaker 1: the spaghetti, so that the white white spaghetti was around
Speaker 1: and the red sauce was in the middle. What are
Speaker 1: your thoughts on on that presentation? Pasta next to the
Speaker 1: chicken palm, sauce on top of the spaghetti, sauce on spaghetti,
Speaker 1: chicken palm top of the spaghetti. So and the chicken
Speaker 1: palm just has the layer of the cheese on it
Speaker 1: and the sauce. About the chicken palm, my question is
Speaker 1: about the spaghetti. Got no problem with this is traditional.
Speaker 1: No problem with that. Uh yeah, that that seems about right.
Speaker 1: So somebody wrote, I don't understand why they can't fucking
Speaker 1: mix the sauce in the spaghetti. It looks terrible and
Speaker 1: no Italian would ever eat like that. That's a bullshit restaurant.
Speaker 1: I'm never going there. That's not an Italian restaurant. They
Speaker 1: don't know shit about presentation. You got to mix the
Speaker 1: spaghetti and the sauce. No, you don't. You do that
Speaker 1: after it's in your plate. So I I you want
Speaker 1: me to read what people wrote? So I would love to.
Speaker 1: I wrote, Okay, let me get it. So I said,
Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. The sauce looks good in the middle with
Speaker 1: the white around it, and I don't want it to
Speaker 1: look like some three year old took his hands and
Speaker 1: mixed it all together. It's about presentation. So let me
Speaker 1: see if I can, I can find some of these people.
Speaker 3: The people that are against this are pretty much saying
Speaker 3: that sauce, this sauce should never be should never have
Speaker 3: just plain spaghetti with the sauce blob on top. It
Speaker 3: should always look like the color of spaghetti after it's
Speaker 3: mixed in, So it should be mixed in and always
Speaker 3: be depicted that way.
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm understanding? Yes, that's correct, and that
Speaker 1: they're telling me how in Italy they do it that way.
Speaker 1: And I said, Italy, it don't make chicken palms, So
Speaker 1: what does it matter? Like Italian Americans don't know ship
Speaker 1: you have to mix the sauce with the spaghetti. You
Speaker 1: don't put this this way. The sauce picks up the
Speaker 1: moisture and the flavoring and the and the the spaghetti
Speaker 1: picks up that it absorbs the sauce. There are more
Speaker 1: important things to be angry about. What people have nothing
Speaker 1: to do a heated thing with me? No, I know that.
Speaker 3: But people got people got nothing to do with their
Speaker 3: fucking day that they got to troll the comment section.
Speaker 3: If you're gonna do something in the comment section, at
Speaker 3: least make them make it.
Speaker 1: Make it.
Speaker 3: You know, a joke that's uh improper or something, you know,
Speaker 3: make it chi. Yeah, you know, how about some off
Speaker 3: color humor you know that makes me laugh, Make me laugh,
Speaker 3: Be clever.
Speaker 1: I looked at hundreds of posts some argumented on this page,
Speaker 1: and everyone did sauce in the middle and sauce on
Speaker 1: top of the pasta unless it was like like, if
Speaker 1: you order like a Rigatoni ala vodka, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: mixed together because that's the dish. But if it's on
Speaker 1: the side, most of the time, the sauce is just
Speaker 1: ladled on top. Oh you're not a fucking you must
Speaker 1: not be Italian. That's how you're doing Italy. No real,
Speaker 1: I've been to the finest Italian restaurants. They mix the
Speaker 1: sauce so slices. I gotta know, first of all, I
Speaker 1: don't I'm not interested whether or not you care or not.
Speaker 1: I'm interested if you have an opinion on does it
Speaker 1: upset you the sauces that make you think the sauce
Speaker 1: should be on top and it makes a nice presentation,
Speaker 1: or should it be mixed together before it ever comes
Speaker 1: to your table? Like they just threw it together and
Speaker 1: slapped it around. Anger cursing. People are cursing each other. Oh,
Speaker 1: a sauce on spaghetti, You Italian people, You're insane.
Speaker 3: Get a life, get a lie. Fuck no, you don't
Speaker 3: how to fucking eat Italian food?
Speaker 1: Ah? This is this is this is Yeah. What kind
Speaker 1: of lazy ship bags work in the kitchen that can't
Speaker 1: mix the spaghetti and the sauce. Uh I took cook it.
Speaker 1: I took I was, I was. Uh I took cooking
Speaker 1: classes when I worked in a restaurant. And when you
Speaker 1: take the pasta out of the water, it's the most absorbent.
Speaker 1: And that's when you mix it with the sauce, because
Speaker 1: it takes the flavor the sauce. One kind of idiot
Speaker 1: whatever to mix it.
Speaker 3: Ah, have you ever gave it given it two thoughts?
Speaker 3: As an Italian?
Speaker 1: I've never given it two ship Brody, No, I have not.
Speaker 1: I have not. I'm sorry your mother was a fake Italian.
Speaker 1: When somebody said, I can't where was this, it's on
Speaker 1: a face one of the many faces was I'd love
Speaker 1: to know it wasn't an add somebody said, look I
Speaker 1: had chicken. I had a great chicken palm dinner at
Speaker 1: this restaurant, and look at this. And then someone was like,
Speaker 1: the fuck it can't mix the spaghetti. And then it
Speaker 1: just got into a fucking war.
Speaker 3: A war.
Speaker 1: But doesn't every comment section turn that way? Every comment
Speaker 1: section turns that way, Brodie, this is what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: Has there ever been a comment section in the history
Speaker 3: of comment sections, whether it be on YouTube or Facebook
Speaker 3: or Instagram or TikTok anywhere on the Internet that has
Speaker 3: not turned sour or racist.
Speaker 1: We have a friend who works at a record label.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say who it is. Great guy,
Speaker 1: and he leans politically one way, but he has a
Speaker 1: lot of friends who lean the other way. Because when
Speaker 1: you're in the record industry, he travels the country. He
Speaker 1: meets people from all different books country. You get bulth.
Speaker 1: So a lot of his Facebook friends are not actually
Speaker 1: his friends, they're Facebook friends. So if he posts anything,
Speaker 1: even if it has nothing to do. He posted a
Speaker 1: picture of his kids first day in school, right, somebody wrote,
Speaker 1: oh is your kid's first day at school? At that
Speaker 1: fucking liberal brainwashing? And then and then so like people
Speaker 1: were like, well fuck you, you called piece of ship and.
Speaker 3: It's just that ugly And the guy was just posting
Speaker 3: a picture.
Speaker 1: Of my kids first day school college college. Are like, oh,
Speaker 1: that fucking liberalod they're gonna brainwash him and a doctor ate,
Speaker 1: and like he's like, I just it. It's my kids
Speaker 1: first day school. Can't be can't be the end of
Speaker 1: the innocence with the birth of the Internet. So I
Speaker 1: gave him a private message and go dude, why don't
Speaker 1: you block these people? He said, because I do business
Speaker 1: with them, I can't. I'm like, oh thank god, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's my point. It's like, if you're political, then you're
Speaker 1: asking for it. But if you're not political and you're
Speaker 1: just putting up a picture of spaghetti or your kids
Speaker 1: first day at college, it shouldn't be a fight. You're not.
Speaker 1: But it's a fight people. Yeah, no, it's it's bad.
Speaker 3: And you know what, not everybody should be given a
Speaker 3: fucking amplification system. We shouldn't, you know, we should go by.
Speaker 3: I hate to say it, but like you know, here
Speaker 3: we are the grumpy old men. Just social media about
Speaker 3: social old men. Social media has fucking ruined it because
Speaker 3: there are some people out there that should not have
Speaker 3: a voice.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't. Yeah. Well and well, someone on Twitter we
Speaker 1: were talking. I was talking about the Mets with somebody
Speaker 1: and I made a reference about David Wright being a
Speaker 1: great had a great season, and this guy's like, shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up, kid, you don't know what you're talking about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a young punk or something and you don't know
Speaker 1: shit about sports. Young punk. I mean, thank you, I'm
Speaker 1: not young. I appreciate u. Yeah. My point is they
Speaker 1: were insulting me for being too young to know anything
Speaker 1: about baseball, which, by the way, I was not wrong.
Speaker 1: So slices, here's what I need to know. Number one,
Speaker 1: do you prefer your spaghetti and sauce mixed before it
Speaker 1: comes to the table or sauce on top? So we'll
Speaker 1: leave us a talk back on the A here radio.
Speaker 1: I hit the little microphone button. And the other question
Speaker 1: is what is the most innocent thing you've posted on
Speaker 1: social media that turned into a fight that you got
Speaker 1: attacked and it broke out into a fight and it
Speaker 1: was the most innocent post. Nothing. You don't like that?
Speaker 1: I like that. I'm singing.
Speaker 3: I'm singing right now because you're talking about spaghetti. I
Speaker 3: keep thinking about on top of spaghetti the song what
Speaker 3: was on top of.
Speaker 1: Are covered with cheese?
Speaker 3: I lost my pawn meatball because of a somebody, see
Speaker 3: you know when somebody and it rolled off the table
Speaker 3: and on the floor and then rolled under the door.
Speaker 3: What kind of shitty meatball rolls under a door? By
Speaker 3: the way, And is that the end of the song? No,
Speaker 3: there's more, but I'm like a single whole song. What
Speaker 3: where does it go after that?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Is there another verse? I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Hey, while you were at it slices, we were talking
Speaker 3: about fantasy football teams earlier. Why don't you tell us
Speaker 3: your funny fantasy football team.
Speaker 1: As long as it's not big titties or big tds.
Speaker 1: That it's a pun on tds and titties. That's nineteen ninety.
Speaker 1: Here's the definition of call give an infant? Is that
Speaker 1: is that fair?
Speaker 3: Just leave out them big old tds or whatever tds.
Speaker 3: It's not show me, show me them tds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what are you looking at? Brody?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 1: What did you play? Anything? You played something? I just
Speaker 1: heard something over the microphone. You played some audio. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize I had the I didn't realize I
Speaker 3: had my phone from when I played the song still
Speaker 3: plugged in, So the phone made a noise.
Speaker 1: I just don plugging.
Speaker 3: A lot of a lot of problems happen. You want
Speaker 3: to meet poll lyrics, Yeah, go for it.
Speaker 1: Okay. It rolled in the guard, It rolled into the
Speaker 1: garden under a bush, and then my poor meatball was
Speaker 1: nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty as tasty
Speaker 1: could be. And early next summer it grew into a tree.
Speaker 1: The tree was all covered with beautiful moss. It grew
Speaker 1: great big meatballs and covered in sauce. So if you
Speaker 1: eat spaghetti all covered with cheese, hold on to your
Speaker 1: meatball and don't have a sneeze. Okay, it grew.
Speaker 3: Those last few never never heard it before. I didn't
Speaker 3: know there was more to it. There's more to a
Speaker 3: lot a lot of Isn't there more to the star
Speaker 3: Spangled banner?
Speaker 1: Aren't there like other verses?
Speaker 3: There's like, there's like twelve verses of the national anthem,
Speaker 3: of our national anthem? Isn't that crazy? A lot of
Speaker 3: things in the first verse, is it? What about happy Birthday?
Speaker 3: I feel like there's more to happy birthday?
Speaker 1: No, we made up how old are you now? That
Speaker 1: was added?
Speaker 3: Okay, there are a lot of songs though that we
Speaker 3: sing that there's there's more to them than than than
Speaker 3: we know.
Speaker 1: Well, you remember you remember the uh jingle bells and
Speaker 1: it smells fifty miles away, picks his nose with cheerios
Speaker 1: and eats it all the way and then people change
Speaker 1: into Batman and Robin and then they added dated all
Speaker 1: the lyrics. Yes, yeah, there's a lot of kids songs
Speaker 1: that people know. People to swear to you. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: not so an altered no, but people will swear to you.
Speaker 1: Those lyrics are always there. Oh no, that's how I
Speaker 1: learned it. Well, that's how you learned. It doesn't mean
Speaker 1: it was always there. I'm gonna added those lyrics, got it?
Speaker 1: But yeah, it starts spangled banner, you know. And the
Speaker 1: Land of the Free is not even like doesn't even
Speaker 1: touch the beginning of the song. It's like, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It goes on forever. It was a long war. The
Speaker 1: guy was in a boat watching the war, and he Francis,
Speaker 1: He wrote.
Speaker 3: At some of these comments on the on this fucking
Speaker 3: spaghetti fight, jeez, I gotta tell you, Brody found it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm yeah.
Speaker 3: You know a lot of things though, a lot of
Speaker 3: fights I think are born on the Internet and the
Speaker 3: comment section because of general because of generation, because of
Speaker 3: a generation gap. I feel like it's like it's the
Speaker 3: boomers versus the gen xers, versus the millennials versus Gen
Speaker 3: Z and now Gen Alpha.
Speaker 1: Has entered the mix. Those are your people that are well,
Speaker 1: here's what I've learned, here's what I've heard, seen and
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't steal this from a comedian. This
Speaker 1: is my my theory, Boomers, this is the way it
Speaker 1: used to be. Yes gen Z says, this is the
Speaker 1: way things are now, m H and jen X says
Speaker 1: this is the fucking way they're gonna be. I don't
Speaker 1: give a fuck, right, I'm not changing here. I have
Speaker 1: a great example of this. God.
Speaker 3: Yesterday, rich homy Kwan passed away at thirty four years old.
Speaker 3: He's a rapper from Atlanta. Do you know who that is?
Speaker 1: He was? Yeah? Yeah, he was, well he was he
Speaker 1: was a rapper. Yeah. He pauses witherence, So this is amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the audio. Actually I just pulled it
Speaker 1: up because it's a long video clip. Not a long clip.
Speaker 1: That's who cares.
Speaker 3: We're gonna use it anyway. It's hysterical. Our slices are
Speaker 3: gona appreciate this. My favorite p Then while it's playing,
Speaker 3: my favorite, let's take a piss. But the Joe but
Speaker 3: Joe Cooy, famous comedian, and he's in. He's has a
Speaker 3: bunch of stand up specials and stuff. He pretty much
Speaker 3: sums up like the generation gap thing. He he talks about.
Speaker 3: He talks about real rapper from back in the day
Speaker 3: versus mumble rap of today. Right, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: trap music and stuff that you can't it's unintelligient.
Speaker 1: This song lifestyle, well.
Speaker 3: Lifestyle from Rich Homi Kwan is about maybe I don't
Speaker 3: know it's within the last ten years or so, but it's.
Speaker 1: You'll hear Joe Koy make a reference to it.
Speaker 3: As he's comparing Biggie to Rich homik give a punch line.
Speaker 1: Well, he compares Biggie to them.
Speaker 3: So so this is Joe Koy doing his stand up
Speaker 3: and you know, rest in peace, Rich Homi Kwan.
Speaker 1: No shade to you.
Speaker 3: Uh, even though we're gonna play this and it kind
Speaker 3: of pokes fun at mumble rap.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw mumblest on TikTok about Rich Homie
Speaker 1: Kwan dying. Yeah, and on a common in the comments section,
Speaker 1: somebody wrote rich Homie gone, and I don't think that's that's.
Speaker 3: That's not that's that's distasteful. What Joe Koy did was
Speaker 3: just this is a verb, but this is the epitome.
Speaker 3: This sums up the generation gap between.
Speaker 1: All the difference then in there they died thirty years.
Speaker 8: Ago to this day. You play a biggie song and
Speaker 8: it's still fucking shuts down the club. Don't act like
Speaker 8: it doesn't. You missed the whole beginning. Fucking but don't
Speaker 8: get me wrong. The mumble wrap is it's catch up.
Speaker 8: But I'm just saying the fuck are you saying? Pet
Speaker 8: bet to keep chip?
Speaker 1: Live Stock just fucking mumbled, and it's like, what word?
Speaker 8: Fuck you timp batch it live stock.
Speaker 6: Tim man, tim mankin to a mon Ini, don't turn
Speaker 6: the mouth, put fats get shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: There's some people that don't know what song is gonna
Speaker 8: play that term?
Speaker 1: Can you play it just like.
Speaker 7: Ship lit, live stock, livest.
Speaker 6: Tell them thus and shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck. Hey.
Speaker 8: If I sound all, I sound all, but I'm sorry
Speaker 8: you play you played some big eel. Shut any fucking
Speaker 8: place down, play some biggie.
Speaker 3: Your pass, Jesus shoot things.
Speaker 1: Davis shot what chams for my hooks in Brooklyn? What
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 8: That's the only reason why I wanted to shoot this
Speaker 8: special in Brooklyn. You couldn't fuck with Biggie Biggy made
Speaker 8: anything sound cool. If you breathe heavy, that's shit was
Speaker 8: a lyric. Oh whatever that made sense? He was a
Speaker 8: poet and if you didn't know, get the fuck Brooklyn left.
Speaker 3: I also played that because I scary played the clip
Speaker 3: because it's Brooklyn and with a Brooklyn boys Brooklyn hilariously.
Speaker 1: Yes we are, Yes we are. We gotta take a
Speaker 1: quick break.
Speaker 3: Podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, Brody taking a deep breath. Listen.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about vacations because you just
Speaker 3: opened the show by destroying all of my vacation.
Speaker 1: So now I can't even tell you guys about Sandals.
Speaker 1: You know, but I had, I had some stories. I
Speaker 1: had stories about yeah, are we good here? What I
Speaker 1: bet we good? What I let you get away with
Speaker 1: a combos slip in last week?
Speaker 3: Well I was good, Yep, we good. But I mean,
Speaker 3: I don't want you to mention an airline. You can
Speaker 3: talk about Sandals. I don't even mention like the airline
Speaker 3: or the Uber service you talk or you know, the
Speaker 3: restaurant you stopped in.
Speaker 1: Don't mention any any clients as you tell his story
Speaker 1: mentioned Sandals, what a great time you had, But don't
Speaker 1: try to slip any other shit in.
Speaker 3: I had a great time at Sandals. It was an awesome,
Speaker 3: awesome time. Okay, the food was amazing. We you didn't
Speaker 3: get a bootleg bathing suit. I didn't buy a bootleg
Speaker 3: bathing suit. That didn't I did have. I gotta tell you, though,
Speaker 3: there was a pool on my balcony.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I saw that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And by the way, before you showed your pool balcony,
Speaker 3: you showed a video from down on the ground up
Speaker 3: to some guy that I don't want.
Speaker 1: To see in a pool, but you could see his
Speaker 1: ass in the pool. It's the balcony. The balcony. I've
Speaker 1: never seen the hotel. What hotel was that? That was
Speaker 1: Sandals Duns River in Jamaica. Oh my god, it's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a year year old. It's only a
Speaker 1: year old. It was beautiful. I gotta say. You go
Speaker 1: to a lot of places and I go, oh, that's
Speaker 1: really nice. This was the first place in a while
Speaker 1: that i've you've posted where I went. I really want
Speaker 1: to go there. Yeah, like I was, I was a
Speaker 1: little bit jealous. The balcony pools, Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: the and the food and the massages and oh my god.
Speaker 3: So when you're in the pool in your balcony, it's
Speaker 3: a mirror, so you're clear you see, well, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 3: but I'm looking. If I'm in the pool, I'm looking
Speaker 3: and I'm seeing my reflection back.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, hold on.
Speaker 3: But if you're if you're outside downstairs and looking into
Speaker 3: the balcony and looking up, which is basically the entire resort,
Speaker 3: the swimp bar, the main pool, you you actually see
Speaker 3: through into the pool.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so no sex in the balcony magnet.
Speaker 3: Well that's not true, Brody, because not me, but the
Speaker 3: bartenders at the swim up pool as I was looking up,
Speaker 3: as as I was on my perspective. Now I'm in
Speaker 3: the swim up pool outside by the bar, and I'm
Speaker 3: looking up into the balconies and I'm like the bar.
Speaker 3: I looked to to the bartender, Oh my god. Look,
Speaker 3: I didn't realize that you could see right into the pool.
Speaker 3: And it's magnified clearly, like you're looking through goggles, so
Speaker 3: you could see it. You're seeing everyone in their balcony pools,
Speaker 3: underneath the water, under the water clearly, like like the video.
Speaker 1: So the bartender's like, oh yeah, on he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've seen a lot. As it turns out. In case
Speaker 1: you didn't know Scary was in Jamaica, that was his
Speaker 1: Jamaican accent.
Speaker 3: As it turns out, they've seen a lot in the
Speaker 3: middle of the day from that swim up bar and
Speaker 3: the bartenders of people in the pools in their balcony
Speaker 3: pool and they could see clearly what the fuck was
Speaker 3: going on underwater. They could see if people were skinny dipping,
Speaker 3: if some crazy you know, why.
Speaker 1: Aren't the sides mirrored.
Speaker 3: There's so at the same time, there was some construction
Speaker 3: going on and building too, and it wasn't construction, it
Speaker 3: was correction. They basically have closed off the second building
Speaker 3: and they're they're now going to make sure that the
Speaker 3: glass that you see from.
Speaker 1: The outside frosted.
Speaker 3: It's frosted, right, So now they're replacing all the glass
Speaker 3: on all of the balcony pools to make.
Speaker 1: Sure that somebody should have thought that through.
Speaker 3: If you're on the outside looking in that you can't
Speaker 3: see people having sex or you can't see anything. A
Speaker 3: privacy I've never seen. I've never really seen a pool
Speaker 3: where you're on the outside looking in.
Speaker 1: To a fish tank. Crazy interesting thing. They don't want
Speaker 1: you to look down because there's someone in their pool
Speaker 1: right below you, and they don't want you to look
Speaker 1: up and see like somebody naked right above you, right,
Speaker 1: because you'd see their ass right above you. But it's
Speaker 1: okay if everyone outside sees you, Yes, isn't it craz wild?
Speaker 1: So just correct me if I'm wrong, because I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember all the videos I watch. You put up
Speaker 1: a lot of videos which were great with music, and
Speaker 1: I'm okay, did you walk out of the pool right
Speaker 1: to a table and get a massage from it some
Speaker 1: kind of like hut right off the water?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, no no, So they walk you there.
Speaker 3: So if you want to go to the spa, they
Speaker 3: basically walk you all the way across the resort and
Speaker 3: they walk you onto.
Speaker 1: The pier and you get your spa treatments. That they
Speaker 1: have a beautiful spa.
Speaker 3: And also, oh oh my god, yes, not only that, Berdie,
Speaker 3: they had a rum club in there with over thirty RUMs.
Speaker 1: You could get a limited rum. Everything was all included,
Speaker 1: by the way. That's the other thing.
Speaker 3: Anyone who goes on a trip like this and goes
Speaker 3: to Sandals, you get you get rum and do you
Speaker 3: get a rum and rub?
Speaker 1: Uh huh? I did not stop it. No, I'm saying
Speaker 1: you get a lot of rum. When you get a massage,
Speaker 1: get some rum with the message.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no no I did not get the rub
Speaker 3: with the rum, but I will say this like you know,
Speaker 3: it's ah, there's the right.
Speaker 1: It's one of my first all inclusives. I've never really
Speaker 1: done the all inclusive thing.
Speaker 3: So the hotel was there, included the all the food,
Speaker 3: all the drinks, twenty four to seven, uh you know service,
Speaker 3: you know like that twenty four seven room service, twelve
Speaker 3: restaurants to choose, not just you know, and then buffets
Speaker 3: and brody. You would have loved it. You would have gone.
Speaker 3: You would have come back with palm pockets if you
Speaker 3: don't know, I got listening, listen to order order. I uh.
Speaker 1: It just looked peaceful and elegant. Yeah, and what fun.
Speaker 1: And I thought, because a lot of times you go
Speaker 1: to places and they're like, you know, it's like Doo's
Speaker 1: at the pool and DJs with the sparkle of bottles,
Speaker 1: and you're going for a different vibe. This was my vibe.
Speaker 1: It really was the kind of vibe where I would
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, people are having fun, but also it's
Speaker 1: tasteful fun and great food. It's just I'm I'm very
Speaker 1: jealous that I know. I don't mean to go. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm not here to make anyone jealous. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to be informed, maybe recommending it. I highly
Speaker 1: recommend it.
Speaker 3: And you know, you get there, your wallet goes in,
Speaker 3: you're safe, and you never take your wallet out ever.
Speaker 3: Everything that I mean I'm in for that you had
Speaker 3: met my wallet doesn't come out. It's you know, really
Speaker 3: and you get a fully stuck bar and you room too.
Speaker 3: I mean, oh, there was a coffee shop like it
Speaker 3: looks like like a Starbucks of sorts, and you walk
Speaker 3: in and you just take pastries. There's pastries behind the counter,
Speaker 3: like what do you want? I'm like, huh, everything, like
Speaker 3: all these random pastries, like what would you like to drink?
Speaker 3: And they made like seventeen different drinks and you want
Speaker 3: you want Bailly's Irish cream in your drink.
Speaker 1: We make all these alcoholic drinks too, ways, and it
Speaker 1: was day and night. If you and I go, maybe
Speaker 1: in October on your next vacation, because I already know
Speaker 1: them off. If we go, you're not gonna have your
Speaker 1: job lined up by then, your new gig who knows?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Right now, I'm casual. Can we expense it?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Can we can we write it off on our taxes
Speaker 1: as a business trip. I don't know about that, like
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys, and then we can come back
Speaker 1: and talk about it and like have topics. I want
Speaker 1: to get that way, then we could write it off
Speaker 1: as long as we make it a business thing and
Speaker 1: use it for our podcast, we could write it off
Speaker 1: on our taxes. I like, where you going with this?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I want what I want what I would you know?
Speaker 3: But we would have to give away a trip. I
Speaker 3: want see if we're going to do something as a show.
Speaker 3: I want to be able to get as a podcast show.
Speaker 3: I have a podcast show I want to give. I
Speaker 3: want to give a trip away to a listener to
Speaker 3: get anybody. Did you schmooz with anybody down there? Did
Speaker 3: you meet the hotel manager and make get a name?
Speaker 1: I did? I did, But I'm wondering I did, No,
Speaker 1: I did? I did. I'm trying. I'm trying very desperately
Speaker 1: now to to uh see if we could maybe work
Speaker 1: something out. We'll figure that, figure that out, because I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you, and if that includes us
Speaker 1: going with the winners. That even better because I really
Speaker 1: want to go. But if we could go with a family,
Speaker 1: like a family of slices or well, you know what,
Speaker 1: we'll give a trip for you and four people, and
Speaker 1: we'll just give the trip to the trucker and he
Speaker 1: could bring all his other friends, like check from all.
Speaker 3: His personalities exactly. Yeah, but Sandals is for adults, adults only.
Speaker 3: There were no kids there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was the best part. No kids.
Speaker 3: My kids are all adults now, so it's fine. But
Speaker 3: Bacon Beaches was all about family. So Beaches is their
Speaker 3: sister resort. Actually it's families for them. And Scotty d
Speaker 3: went on a Beaches trip.
Speaker 1: So I did it. Yeah, I did Sandals. He did Beaches.
Speaker 1: So thank you Sandals Dun's River for hosting me. All right,
Speaker 1: very nice. I'm jealous, Brody.
Speaker 3: You would have freaked out if you were on this
Speaker 3: flight that I was on on my way back from vacation.
Speaker 1: Was it in the air?
Speaker 3: No, well, if the plane was in the air, would
Speaker 3: I want to know what you would have done in
Speaker 3: this situation? Demanded a free ticket. I already could tell
Speaker 3: that's gonna be your response. So, oh yeah, we'll land Okay,
Speaker 3: we're over Newark. It's five point thirty in the evening.
Speaker 3: We are the next plane to enter the airspace of
Speaker 3: Newark and land.
Speaker 1: We were next. All of a sudden, the pilot comes
Speaker 1: on and says, Hi, everybody, do it? Do it like
Speaker 1: the pilot?
Speaker 3: All right, good afternoon, I'm so next to be uh
Speaker 3: in that new our air space to land. And we've
Speaker 3: just been informed by ground control to Major Trump that
Speaker 3: we are going to be diverted to Dallas Airport in Washington.
Speaker 4: D C.
Speaker 1: Now, so what that's not the closest airport.
Speaker 3: We did the closest almongk is that a passenger asking
Speaker 3: a question back there? That was just me yelling at
Speaker 3: my closest available airport that could help us out right now.
Speaker 3: As it turns out, the the radar has gone out
Speaker 3: on the ground, they have no radar. So planes are
Speaker 3: being diverted, planes are being flights are being canceled, flights
Speaker 3: are not taking off from Newark Airport. So we are
Speaker 3: going to Dallas in DC. Okay, so we should on
Speaker 3: the ground in just about forty five minutes. Thanks and
Speaker 3: everyone a collective side through the cabin way.
Speaker 1: Okay, So for those of you who don't know the
Speaker 1: New York area. There are three airports within ten miles
Speaker 1: of Manhattan. Correct, could you could have landed in Lagua
Speaker 1: while you're at an international flat on how big a plane?
Speaker 1: It was an international flight regular? Seven thirty seven, seven
Speaker 1: thirty seven, You could have gone LaGuardia. It was a
Speaker 1: bowe They can't, they can't, they can't take Boeing is
Speaker 1: not a size, it's a company.
Speaker 3: Yes, then that's going to play into the story in
Speaker 3: a couple of minutes because it gets better.
Speaker 1: Okay, LaGuardia can't handle larger planes, so seven thirty seven
Speaker 1: is fine. You could have gone to LaGuardia or Kennedy Airport. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you also could have gone to Westchester at Philly Long Island. Right,
Speaker 1: there's a Long Island airport. There's a Westchester Airport which
Speaker 1: is directly like fifteen.
Speaker 3: Miles, which is just down the turnpike. Okay, right, this right,
Speaker 3: Philly or Boston. Right.
Speaker 1: So here's the problem.
Speaker 3: That was the apparently somewhere around two thirty in the afternoon,
Speaker 3: this was a national story. They something interfered with the
Speaker 3: radar and fucking knocked out the radar. By the way,
Speaker 3: that story went away. Really, did you have your digital
Speaker 3: book reader on?
Speaker 1: Yeahoom?
Speaker 3: Is that I actually I took my phone out of
Speaker 3: I took my phone out of airplane mode and it
Speaker 3: caused a whole big stir on the ground.
Speaker 1: Uh and passages, can you please turn off your electronic
Speaker 1: book readers where we land? So that's a whole other story.
Speaker 3: How the story was there until it wasn't and everything
Speaker 3: disappeared from existence.
Speaker 1: Nobody There was no follow up.
Speaker 3: But for whatever reason, the radar at Newark Airport and
Speaker 3: Teeterborough went out in the middle part of the afternoon.
Speaker 3: I don't know if anything interfered with it. I don't
Speaker 3: want to speculate. There was some things going around online
Speaker 3: about speculation of drones and interference whatever, and it got
Speaker 3: it spiraled out of control really quickly.
Speaker 1: So I shut down it. I shut down that app.
Speaker 1: No the plane.
Speaker 3: I shut down the app because I didn't want to
Speaker 3: speculate myself. The plane spiled out of control. So whatever
Speaker 3: everyone air travel into and out of Newark that day
Speaker 3: was fucked. And it happened to be at the minute
Speaker 3: that I was trying to land. So they they take
Speaker 3: us to Dulles where they drive us to an area
Speaker 3: of the airport that is so far remote near any
Speaker 3: gate see you later, and they park us there and
Speaker 3: they say, well, there's no gates available here, so we're
Speaker 3: just gonna sit here on this in this remote area
Speaker 3: of the airport. And they literally parked us in the
Speaker 3: in the furthest you can go now. I do think
Speaker 3: because we were an international flight, they were not ready
Speaker 3: to They're not gonna receive us, They're not gonna take us.
Speaker 3: We are sitting there, We're not gonna clear customs. They
Speaker 3: were just hoping that we would land, shit would go
Speaker 3: down at Newark, the coast would be clear, and we'd
Speaker 3: head back.
Speaker 1: Can I throw up for a minute before I get
Speaker 1: corrected by people. I forgot it was an international flight.
Speaker 1: You can't land at LaGuardia. Go on with you commisation.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, correct, Okay, So here we are. So
Speaker 3: we're sitting there and now with with no and in
Speaker 3: a half hour passes and hour passes, and he finally
Speaker 3: get clearance. All right, folks, we got clearance. That's the
Speaker 3: good news.
Speaker 1: We can head back to Newark. The airport's open.
Speaker 3: But as we were landing, we found out that we've
Speaker 3: discovered a maintenance issue unfortunately, and it turns out space
Speaker 3: station we have a well not far off from what
Speaker 3: I'm about to tell you, we have a sticky valve.
Speaker 1: They discovered a sticky valve. That's a very popular brand
Speaker 1: of marijuana these days. Sticky valve, sticky valve. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what happens in your underwear in the morning, right, you
Speaker 1: have a sticky valve. You wake up to a sticky valve,
Speaker 1: and I hate when that happens. Crazy dream brody.
Speaker 3: Do you know, as you mentioned the International Space Station
Speaker 3: also a Boeing, a Boeing Starline, the people that are
Speaker 3: trapped in space? Do you know why they're trapped in space?
Speaker 1: Well, they're trapped now because the ship left today, right,
Speaker 1: But do you know why? Do you know why they
Speaker 1: were trapped to begin with them? Why they couldn't get
Speaker 1: them back? Well, without knowing officially or remembering on, I
Speaker 1: guess sticky valve. The star liner, the Boeing star Liner
Speaker 1: has a sticky valve. So now I'm sitting here like
Speaker 1: we gotta loub that shit. How long?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: By the way, my girlfriend sitting next to me, neurotic,
Speaker 1: How was she?
Speaker 7: Was?
Speaker 1: She sticky? She's crazy? She's like, she starts googling sticky
Speaker 1: valve on flights.
Speaker 3: You do not want to fucking know what the repercussions
Speaker 3: of an of of an unchanged sticky valve will get you.
Speaker 1: You don't want to know.
Speaker 3: It could cause engine failure mid air. Like, dude, we
Speaker 3: are lucky, I guess. But they say, if it's not
Speaker 3: taking care of the problem is not addressed, they could
Speaker 3: cause all kinds.
Speaker 1: Of shit things can go on the engine. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine the engine can shut it down? If this if
Speaker 1: the sticky valve problem shut the engine down on your
Speaker 1: flight from Jersey, the dullest that means you wouldn't have
Speaker 1: died had the radar not been out. You could have
Speaker 1: landed in now right.
Speaker 3: But here the problem by radar one problem, we got,
Speaker 3: the next, we got the next. So they're saying like, well,
Speaker 3: we're stuck here. We can't pull up at a gate. Uh.
Speaker 3: And now they they're they'll let us know in about
Speaker 3: an hour what the story is if we can get
Speaker 3: the part. Well, an hour later, the part arrives with
Speaker 3: the maintenance crew and then they say, now we have
Speaker 3: to turn off all the air conditioning and everything in
Speaker 3: this plane because kill me because because they can't change
Speaker 3: the sticky valve without you know, with the things fucking
Speaker 3: circle with the engine going.
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait. So why, in the words of Herve Philages,
Speaker 1: the little guy from Fantasy Island, why didn't they have
Speaker 1: your plane? They're playing both the.
Speaker 3: BILA can't because we're in the middle of a sidewalk.
Speaker 3: We were in the middle of the sidewalk. It's like asphalt.
Speaker 3: So they fucking they roll a standcase over like you
Speaker 3: had a president against the law to let us out
Speaker 3: of the plane.
Speaker 1: So we're sitting there Customs International Flight.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 3: So now we're sitting there. It's hot as fuck. And
Speaker 3: then they came back. It's gonna take about an hour
Speaker 3: to change the sticky valve. All right, we'll see you
Speaker 3: then we'll give you an update.
Speaker 1: So they couldn't open the door at the vent. Maybe
Speaker 1: the door opened the front, but like, what is that
Speaker 1: to do with the people who wrote thirty seven? It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 3: So finally an hour later they fixed the sticky valve
Speaker 3: and they say, all right, we're ready for takeoff.
Speaker 1: My five.
Speaker 3: They take We take off from Dulles in the middle
Speaker 3: of nowhere Dulles, and we land in Newark at about a.
Speaker 1: Quarter to ten. It's now what time we're supposed to land?
Speaker 3: Five thirty? Oh what a fucking night. That was the
Speaker 3: ending to my trip. That's the thanks, you know what.
Speaker 3: That is the thing that wasn't the beginning of your trip.
Speaker 3: And the first day was ruined. But but cause talk
Speaker 3: about reinvigorating the stress and anxiety in my in my system,
Speaker 3: in my body.
Speaker 1: All the all the work that was done was undone
Speaker 1: for my vacation.
Speaker 3: I came back like the ten o'clock, got no sleep,
Speaker 3: had to go to work on three hours of sleep.
Speaker 1: Anyway, my point is it was okay, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: So so like sandals, we had a great time and
Speaker 1: it was all inclusive. Yes, this was did they make
Speaker 1: Did they make the plane all inclusive and give you
Speaker 1: free drinks, free food, like like take care of you
Speaker 1: guys in that hour while he was sweating your bols. No,
Speaker 1: but when we took off, they gave us chips and
Speaker 1: some cookies. Oh they gave you Yeah, I got, I
Speaker 1: got the bis coff. You know the bis coff.
Speaker 3: Every airline has the biscuff, the short bread cookies whatever
Speaker 3: the helly Oh no, no, no, some of them have
Speaker 3: ginger snaps whatever, No, no, no, no, but these are
Speaker 3: the do the doof waffles.
Speaker 1: The oh the struth waffles, Strue waffles. Yeah, those I
Speaker 1: like those truth waffles on his flight just when I
Speaker 1: when we when my wife and I flew home from Amsterdam,
Speaker 1: we got the Streu waffles because that's a big thing.
Speaker 1: Waffles there. It is sure, Oh my god, what are
Speaker 1: you all your dogs like that? Because because he's barking
Speaker 1: at nothing right now, he's barking at a door because
Speaker 1: he heard a cargo by. Is he howling at the moon?
Speaker 1: What hush, No, that's Ozzy Osborne. He's not. That's not
Speaker 1: who my dog is. Anyway, I would be so livid.
Speaker 1: First of all, I want a free ticket to anywhere
Speaker 1: I want that doesn't expire. Yeah, or I want a
Speaker 1: couple of free upgrades to first class. They better take
Speaker 1: care of you well, David, because so.
Speaker 3: Far to this moment, I have uh not heard from them,
Speaker 3: and they just figure asked them if they figure ever
Speaker 3: gave you a voucher and everything's good.
Speaker 1: Nothing nothing, no, we were no, we no good, we
Speaker 1: we're good. No, We're not good. So why didn't you
Speaker 1: hear any grape soda being handed out. So what do
Speaker 1: I gotta do now?
Speaker 3: Now I got I got a register holding air. I
Speaker 3: called them, They said they sent me to a website.
Speaker 1: No, you gotta tell me. Your girlfriends close to yourphobic.
Speaker 1: She has high anxiety. Uh, she had to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, which is true. She Okay, you had to
Speaker 1: meet somebody at a call. Your mother was waiting for
Speaker 1: your Robin's mother was waiting. Somebody was waiting for you
Speaker 1: to pick up at the airport. They had they gotta
Speaker 1: you know, they they fucked me.
Speaker 3: But the thing is everybody they're gonna come out, They're
Speaker 3: gonna come at us with Well, we had no control.
Speaker 3: Every carrier had a problem landing and taking off that
Speaker 3: day because of the equipment on the ground.
Speaker 1: Okay, but sticky valves while you sat there with no
Speaker 1: air conditioning, sweating your ball, sticky valve, right, because you
Speaker 1: were probably dressed for colder weather because here in New
Speaker 1: York and New Jersey was cold, that's correct. So and
Speaker 1: you can't switch in your bathing suit of your shorts
Speaker 1: because those are downstairs in the in the in the
Speaker 1: in the luggage.
Speaker 3: So we couldn't move from the plane nothing. We just
Speaker 3: they said, we'll take you know, the seatbelt sign is
Speaker 3: lost you around.
Speaker 1: I would figure out a way that Newark Airport can
Speaker 1: reimburse you for redirecting your flight because they had a problem.
Speaker 1: That's not your fault. And then sticky valve, Sticky valve,
Speaker 1: that's that's where two hundred bucks minimum for sitting. So
Speaker 1: you sat for an hour, Yeah, you flew for an hour.
Speaker 1: You have a flight back in an hour, and you
Speaker 1: sat with no air for now and and because of
Speaker 1: sticky valve. And I would tell them who the fuck
Speaker 1: you are, and you'll go public that it was another
Speaker 1: Boeing fucking problem. And it's Boeing another sticky valve.
Speaker 3: I mean, the people in the space right now, they're
Speaker 3: really paying the price for sticky Valve. They they can't
Speaker 3: get home till February, and they they gotta catch a
Speaker 3: they gotta catch a ride on SpaceX. Elon Musk's played.
Speaker 3: They're not even getting the star Liner back. Boweing just
Speaker 3: said bye bye because we can't. What kind of bullshit
Speaker 3: is this and what kind of bullshit company is Boeing?
Speaker 1: What are they doing? One time? I just want some money,
Speaker 1: I just want to I just want to be made whole.
Speaker 3: You Uh, you gotta get okay. Here's how we calculated.
Speaker 3: One hundred dollars for being rerouted to Washington, two hundred
Speaker 3: dollars for sitting on your ass in the heat, and
Speaker 3: another hundred for the delay. So the delay itself is
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars because it's sticky valve.
Speaker 1: I love Brodie Math. I love Brodie Math. So I'm
Speaker 1: thinking one hundred for the reroute, one hundred for the
Speaker 1: flyback because that's another hour of your time, two hundred
Speaker 1: for sitting in the fucking heat. That's four hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: And I throwed another hundred because your father had to
Speaker 1: leave the airport. You had to take it uber home.
Speaker 3: And all of this, mind you, is being paid by United.
Speaker 3: Or how do I even get in touch with Newark
Speaker 3: Airport and tell them that they owe me money?
Speaker 1: Google dot com? They have a customer service department at Newark.
Speaker 1: I guarant fucking tee it And if their radar went out,
Speaker 1: that's their problem. They have to reimburse you. Why scared?
Speaker 1: What have we learned?
Speaker 3: Even if free dessert, if you paid to get home,
Speaker 3: you got home. But something's not even well Brodie. I'll
Speaker 3: tell you what you do the leg work, and I'll
Speaker 3: give you half of whatever I.
Speaker 1: Get, all right, I'll tell you what information I need
Speaker 1: and then that's and I'll pay you.
Speaker 3: And i'll pay you in cash because they're probably going
Speaker 3: to give me a voucher for my flight, and.
Speaker 1: You'll give me fifty dollars to come over your apartment
Speaker 1: because I have to be there with you. So if
Speaker 1: I have any questions, you're right there to write it
Speaker 1: down on paper because I'll be on speaker phone with you.
Speaker 1: I love it. That's fine. I'm in. I'm in. I
Speaker 1: can't top that. You said it fun, I sure did.
Speaker 1: This is a this is a David Brody story. Is
Speaker 1: you got Brodie? You got Brody? And you know what
Speaker 1: I get?
Speaker 3: This is the price I pay for going on vacation, right,
Speaker 3: this is this is almost like.
Speaker 1: I got my just desserts. It's almost like, you know what,
Speaker 1: if farm is a bitch, I would be afraid to
Speaker 1: go away in October? Who knows where you're playing? Might
Speaker 1: land next?
Speaker 3: I don't know, you might land by the gas station pizza.
Speaker 1: Place in Iowa. Yeah, we're rerouting you to Iowa
Speaker 4: Boys, Boys