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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject

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Speaker 1: hate comes in small packages. But right now the nephew

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Speaker 1: is here with today's praying phone call. What you have

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Speaker 1: for is enough today, as you know last year, the

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Speaker 1: title of this is creeping past, creeping past hellod pasta

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Speaker 1: as in preaching, not pastor pastor yes, creeping past these

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Speaker 1: folks alone. Why this is what I do? Let's go

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Speaker 1: run it. So I'm trying to speaking, hug you got him?

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Speaker 1: How you I'm doing? I ain't doing too good. You

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Speaker 1: have been over praying for my wife again, right right right, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: you know came over here three times in one week.

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Speaker 1: My wife had already went to the operation and all

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Speaker 1: that she's gonna be fine. I don't need you over

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Speaker 1: a praying three times a week because honestly, I think

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Speaker 1: it's so. I think it's something else on your mind

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Speaker 1: when you come over here praying for my wife. I

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Speaker 1: ain't stupid, brother. You kind of hold it brother, this body,

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Speaker 1: this is well. Your wife was on the second show.

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Speaker 1: Didn't lift. I never actually come by question that I

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Speaker 1: come by, Okay, he ain't requested for you to bring

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Speaker 1: your blacks to my house for no damn three times

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Speaker 1: in one week, man, so you can cut that boy

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Speaker 1: down with me. Hold it, brother, I came with sister

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Speaker 1: Georgia the first time. The second time I came by

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Speaker 1: myself because she wasn't able to come by, and I

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Speaker 1: only stayed fifteen men each time. So what's the problem,

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Speaker 1: Because I already know what you what you doing. I

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Speaker 1: know you're trying to highlight my wife. I ain't stupid.

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Speaker 1: How put your wife? I have a wife. Why would

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Speaker 1: I happen your wife? He's part of you. Already know

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Speaker 1: what you already know what you're doing. Man, you up

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Speaker 1: in here white whine, no whine, whine nobody at the house.

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Speaker 1: I already know what you do. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: Keep your black away from my damn house. If you

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Speaker 1: want to pray for my wife and play my wife.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait. Wait manutein' wait, mant you can't talk

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Speaker 1: to you lay hands. That's what you're gonna now, brother,

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Speaker 1: ain't gonna be none of that, and ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: none of that. You're talking to the wrong brother. Not okay. Now,

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Speaker 1: first of all, you're not gonna dis expect me and

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Speaker 1: curse me out. Okay, that's not even the way brothers

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Speaker 1: should be talking to brother Second of all, if there's

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Speaker 1: any laying on the hands, it's gonna be my hand

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Speaker 1: laying on you. You ain't the last the lady I

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Speaker 1: know trying to lay my wife. If I find on

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Speaker 1: what you know that you mess around my wife, it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be some I know trying to do crazy. I'm

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Speaker 1: just let you. I'm gonna say it one more time.

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Speaker 1: Keep your black for I'm first of all, I told

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Speaker 1: you once again you can't be talking to me like that.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm trying to be cool about the situation because

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Speaker 1: I know you may be just upset. Okay, I can

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Speaker 1: appreciate that. Okay, I have a wife, and I'll be

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Speaker 1: upset if somebody was coming back to my wife. Show

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Speaker 1: out with your wife, I send with my wife. Do

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Only house? Maybe I need

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Speaker 1: to come out your house and how let your wife?

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Speaker 1: Are you welcome to but maybe come come to come

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Speaker 1: lay something over there on? Huh? God? Not to do

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Speaker 1: with hold holy one. Yeah, only one minute, I told

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Speaker 1: you before being disrespected. Now, that was a very idiotic

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Speaker 1: statement for you to make Okay, that's what's gonna happen.

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Speaker 1: If I kept your black sat my house again, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna play this man, and then I'm getting on the

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Speaker 1: phone with you. You, your pastors, any more of them,

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Speaker 1: because if anybody come by my house again and I

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Speaker 1: ain't there, I'm keep keep your black. Got some promise,

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Speaker 1: you know, Just that's it. Look here, brother, if there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be any swooping going on, I'm gonna be kicking you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay my hands on you, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: give you a good sanctified whooping, and then I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: pray for you. I'm gonna pray to heal you. By

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Speaker 1: this foot, I'm gonna put up your okay, because I've

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Speaker 1: had it with you, you know. And I only went

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Speaker 1: by it to visit your wife because I was asked

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Speaker 1: to go visit your wife. Now that was a problem.

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Speaker 1: You should have called the pastor, okay, but you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna disrespect me. My wife's the church on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Life you want to do somebody, you can meet me

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Speaker 1: any pace. Well, I've been man, you know. As a

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Speaker 1: matter of fact, I can go anywhere I wanted in

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Speaker 1: this town. If I be at your house talking to

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Speaker 1: your wife, if the path asked me to go, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be there. Okay, are you you know? You just

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Speaker 1: you know it's you know, a stupid brother. Okay, you

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Speaker 1: need to come to one. You need to come to

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Speaker 1: church more often. That's the problem. You don't come to

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Speaker 1: church more often. If you come to church more of

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't be talking to me like that. You wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be worried about me and your wife because it must

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Speaker 1: be something wrong in your house. You'd be worried by

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Speaker 1: me fooling with your wife. Okay, so you need to

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Speaker 1: check huh, Okay, you need to check. How about that?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? Why don't you Why don't

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Speaker 1: you just check up? Okay? Tommy said, you're the one

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Speaker 1: that's cheating with my wife. That's that's all I know.

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Speaker 1: Who Tommy, let me say you Tommy the one. Tomas said,

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Speaker 1: you're the one that's cheating around with my wife. Tommy. Who?

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Speaker 1: Who is Tommy? Tommy who? Uh? This is a nephew, Tommy, man,

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Speaker 1: this is never your Tommy from Steve harmand Moran show

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Speaker 1: Man Your churchmenber Laurence got me to pray ball, but

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Speaker 1: not wrong for that. You know you're long, You're long.

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Speaker 1: You know y'all know Highway to Hell, all of y'all

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Speaker 1: you know none stop no, you know y'all just you know,

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Speaker 1: y'all just go. You know I ain't no stop signs.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna go. I'm gonna pay for all

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Speaker 1: of y'all, all of your brothers. And if you Timmy,

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, brother Lawrence is wrong for that. Okay, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna check him. I'm gonna check. I'm couldn't go. I

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Speaker 1: don't talk to you on the moment. I'm pretty brother, brother,

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Speaker 1: brother man, you gotta tell me what's the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show with the lab man Steve Harvey Martin, the show

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Speaker 1: on that on that slide all the way to Hell.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. I talk to you aday about going

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Speaker 1: at the past. You don't. You don't, y'all don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm too far, way too left. Yeah, so let me

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Speaker 1: get right. Heaven just ain't for you happiness from me. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to not go to Heppen. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to be there. I want to, Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: I want to walk through the gate. Well, you know,

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Speaker 1: if you. If you want to go there time, you

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Speaker 1: have to do things that can get you ticket in

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. You have to you have to

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Speaker 1: stop going there with people like the past. I just

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Speaker 1: thought pastors need to laugh too, you know. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: he wouldn't really laughing. And I'm supposed to be stupid,

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Speaker 1: and I'm not taking it back. I'm not looking back.

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Speaker 1: I'm going forward into stupid. That's the round. That's what

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Speaker 1: we miss. You're taking stupid into two thousand. But I'm

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Speaker 1: brilliantly stupid. And that's the part. You don't care. You

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Speaker 1: the only one. If the early bird get the word,

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Speaker 1: why do the worm get up early? You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying? Why is you running out there? If then

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Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna why you keep getting your hands up?

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Speaker 1: If the early bird gets the word, why is the

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Speaker 1: worm getting up? Why are you? Why are you doing that?

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Speaker 1: You want the sleeping sep That's that's brilliant boy. I'm

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Speaker 1: not lying. It ain't the birth. It's the word. Badly

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Speaker 1: that boy that's small. Quit getting up early, get up

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Speaker 1: by three and half the night. I don't get it,

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Speaker 1: eld get the worrying. Why is the word getting up

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Speaker 1: like that. Why are you getting up early? You know

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Speaker 1: this bird coming snows, but wait till he passed, and

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Speaker 1: then you get on up and going about your day

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Speaker 1: doing that to yourself. Man, you already came. Run word,

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Speaker 1: get ready to Colleen, text this, I'm coming to town baby.

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Speaker 1: February fourteen, fifteen sixteen Twite The Funny Comedy Club. Then

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Speaker 1: if you was there, all Valentine's weekend tickets on sale

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Speaker 1: right now, all right, we have more for all your

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Speaker 1: early birds. Thank you, never you tell me. Coming up next,

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Speaker 1: it is a Strawberry letters subject Hate comes in Small Packages. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is We're gonna get a little serious with this one.

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Speaker 1: Hate comes in Small Packages. That's coming up right after

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