Speaker 1: Welcome to decisions decisions. I don't think you should say
Speaker 1: decisions decisions. It sounded like you was talking to Kursten.
Speaker 1: You definitely say to welcome, welcome to the new podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, you want to say together the decisions and decisions.
Speaker 3: Okay, So before we get started with this week, I
Speaker 3: want to be very honest with y'all because it's the holidays.
Speaker 1: I know, like Mariah.
Speaker 3: Carey has the number one like Christmas song, but I
Speaker 3: want to admit the only song that comes to mind
Speaker 3: for me for the holidays DMX No.
Speaker 1: Bitch even worse me bitch.
Speaker 3: I'm biracial, I'm a millennial, and this Christmas will be.
Speaker 1: But the one that fucking in sync.
Speaker 2: And I think they did it on like one of
Speaker 2: the Disney specials.
Speaker 1: Not even the No Bitch in sinc. Or Backstreet Boys
Speaker 1: did it. And I hear it it.
Speaker 2: Was in sync, right, yeah, Mary, not even the Chris
Speaker 2: Brown were black. Fact network And Happy Holidays, Marry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marry Christmas looks like the Disney tail. Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 3: are you telling me you don't know that version?
Speaker 1: I have breads.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I'm just like, I'm not gonna lie,
Speaker 2: there's some ship I'll be saying. Sometimes my friends gonna
Speaker 2: be like you wait, wait, woman, what is.
Speaker 1: Your Christmas song? Like?
Speaker 3: What what song during the holidays do you think of
Speaker 3: when you think holidays.
Speaker 4: I gotta be honest, you look like a jingle bell person,
Speaker 4: not jingle I'm not that Christmas. I think it's because
Speaker 4: I grew up with what's what's the Jewish songs?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna literally my name? Yeah? Can you see wait?
Speaker 1: I thought they did that when they like carry the chairs.
Speaker 2: They do they played that song that's a holiday thing. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a holiday song, that's just
Speaker 2: a Jewish thing.
Speaker 1: I know. Okay, I'm not really good either. Wait, weren't
Speaker 1: you lighting candles and ship? Yeah? Did you have a drado? No?
Speaker 2: But like okay, so for context, I have no like
Speaker 2: Jewish cousins around, Like, I just grew up in Florida,
Speaker 2: Like you know what I'm saying. So I grew up
Speaker 2: with the black side of my family. My father was
Speaker 2: the only person that left Israel. So we would just
Speaker 2: lighting candles and shit, like literally doing normal stuff. My
Speaker 2: dad was just like doing it for himself and we
Speaker 2: were just.
Speaker 1: Like you know, boot Boop.
Speaker 2: Boot Boom used to do this thing where she'd put
Speaker 2: a paper towel on her head like a yamaka because
Speaker 2: she thought we all had to cover our heads.
Speaker 1: And she would get mad at me covery.
Speaker 2: No, boot Boom, No, really, like, I'm it's the holidays
Speaker 2: are what.
Speaker 3: Are your gifts of? What are your plans this year? Christmas?
Speaker 3: New Year's?
Speaker 1: Like? Now, are there any true people want to know?
Speaker 1: We both record because I don't.
Speaker 4: I mean, you don't have them planned? You don't the
Speaker 4: only thing.
Speaker 1: I may do?
Speaker 2: Okay, last year in La, so I spent Christmas with
Speaker 2: my mother, you know, probably spend that time with her,
Speaker 2: And I was thinking, my boyfriend's family is so big,
Speaker 2: but I don't want to leave my mom alone. So
Speaker 2: I feel like he will be fine if he's in
Speaker 2: New York. But my mom and I literally threw a
Speaker 2: Christmas party for all my single friends and lonely ass
Speaker 2: friends last year.
Speaker 1: Oh dope, and it was nice.
Speaker 2: WTF media La came and I was like, yo, because
Speaker 2: La is such a transplant place.
Speaker 4: Yep, New York too. Yeah yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 2: We just got high and played Uno and we played
Speaker 2: What's the thing on your head, heads.
Speaker 1: Up, heads up?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay. I this is my first year and
Speaker 3: I'm hoping I don't regret it. But I didn't invited
Speaker 3: my family to Atlanta. Whoa mind you here?
Speaker 2: I go already feeling like a fifty four year old rich.
Speaker 1: No kid, aunty right, you have to get your apartment ready?
Speaker 1: You are you ready? Yep?
Speaker 3: In ten days? And not only that, my couch is
Speaker 3: forty one. So I'm like, should I keep the plastic?
Speaker 1: Where's it from? Broad All all the sun?
Speaker 3: It starts with an eight, bitch, I don't know, someplace
Speaker 3: I found on Pinterest. But it's one of those really
Speaker 3: deep like couches that you know, can fit a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of people because I'm not gonna have space. So
Speaker 3: I was like, you know what, and my my sister
Speaker 3: has a three year old son, and I'm like, we're
Speaker 3: about to cook as a family. There's about to be
Speaker 3: food and drinks and all that shit all over my
Speaker 3: new house.
Speaker 1: What kind of couch is this? Wave Uh? It is
Speaker 1: one that I.
Speaker 4: Could take the things off and at least wash, but
Speaker 4: it's a cream color.
Speaker 1: It is the color that you better get some good.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna hold you the rug is cream, and
Speaker 2: I'm just like, why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: Why am I doing this to myself? I'm like, because
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, the three year old ain't there. Why
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna be six hours away from Orlando
Speaker 2: and I have a.
Speaker 1: Why are you doing cream?
Speaker 2: I say?
Speaker 1: Why are you doing this with your family? I mean, well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have.
Speaker 3: Like a lounge area with a orange couch. I don't
Speaker 3: already picked that out. So maybe that my holes just
Speaker 3: got to be enough. I don't know yet, but I.
Speaker 1: Was thinking that.
Speaker 3: And then so I'm stressed. I'm stressed right now because
Speaker 3: I'm like, am I really doing this? But this is
Speaker 3: what's crazy about this is this will be Although I've
Speaker 3: lived in New York for thirteen years, all my both
Speaker 3: my sisters and my mom have only all been in
Speaker 3: my home my place once in thirteen years in New York.
Speaker 3: And it was an awful Thanksgiving. It didn't It didn't
Speaker 3: end well, bro, family, just I know, it sucks. It
Speaker 3: really Like I you can't like let.
Speaker 1: Them go because you feel guilty because it's blood.
Speaker 3: But like we don't like bro fuck the Kardashians. We
Speaker 3: used to grow up and watch the Osborns, and we
Speaker 3: was like, bitch, we should have our own fucking TV show.
Speaker 1: You I don't know anyone that loves me neither, and
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I don't know why I offered this.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but I was like, we'll see.
Speaker 1: Uh, this is gonna be my good gesture for the
Speaker 1: end of the year. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm a little nervous about it, but excited at the
Speaker 3: same time, but very much like oh I like torture.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah. And then for New Year's.
Speaker 3: I am celebrating it in Saint Croix. I have not
Speaker 3: been calling a cross. I have not been to Saint
Speaker 3: Croix since I was like fourteen years old. My dad
Speaker 3: used to work there. So I'm excited and I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do juve and it's gonna be my first time doing carnival.
Speaker 1: How about you say jew Bert.
Speaker 3: Jalbert. You know it's it's felt that way. But I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have like I get the feathers and all those things.
Speaker 3: Shout out to Ayana.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they sent it Larry. What y'all y'all listen
Speaker 1: see left cheek, right cheek?
Speaker 2: Do it when I tell you, bitch is about to
Speaker 2: be Nico.
Speaker 3: Nick Nickole. I'm gonna be naked. I'm gonna be shaking
Speaker 3: that ass. I've been in uh. I told you, I've
Speaker 3: been in pilates, I've.
Speaker 1: Been in bar you. I'm working on you. You drink a
Speaker 1: lot of water. People always talk I've never done it,
Speaker 1: but people always talk about how tired they.
Speaker 4: Begin well and will and will.
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 3: Let me, let me, let me see these. But yeah,
Speaker 3: so I'm doing that for the first time. I'm excited
Speaker 3: about that, Gonna be shooting content, gonna be getting some things,
Speaker 3: and I think it's doped to start the ear off
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 2: So this is the outfit I'm doing. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: ain't that fine? But you arihana uh uh you? I
Speaker 2: don't already asked you know. It's fires well and it's coral,
Speaker 2: so it kind of gives Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 5: Excuse me, I don't know Hawaiian punch.
Speaker 3: And dude, I ain't even gonna hold you. Thank you'll
Speaker 3: thank you. Maybe for the YouTube. We're gonna pop that
Speaker 3: thing up on the screen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna need you to lay in the sun
Speaker 2: before you wear that. You don't do that. Don't do that.
Speaker 1: No, you can winter and put that on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get soap all I'm out there. I Am
Speaker 2: gonna go out there with all my veins shown, with
Speaker 2: my transparent ass, with my winter color.
Speaker 1: It's just gonna be what.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, guys, what it's like to be
Speaker 2: a light skinned woman. These are by show problems.
Speaker 4: I so basically that son gonna hit me and turn
Speaker 4: me into Sebastian bit.
Speaker 2: No, you basically lack for a Caribbean shrip, right, So
Speaker 2: day one, day two, I wear a black or something
Speaker 2: like that, and then day three, four five when it's
Speaker 2: tan hit, they don't bust out the yellow and the
Speaker 2: orange and olive tone. Listen, but you can't do that
Speaker 2: shit on the first day because they're just like, this
Speaker 2: is a wash.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's not it.
Speaker 3: Well, if I have to be a white woman and
Speaker 3: get a spray tand a bitch, we'll do that.
Speaker 2: If I don't know, if you turn orange, isn't that
Speaker 2: what spray? Hopefully I'll be the only orange person in
Speaker 2: office by that. I really don't know much about sprays hands,
Speaker 2: But I noticed one thing. One of my homeboys fucked
Speaker 2: to Visha had a spray tand I guess the day
Speaker 2: before he sucked some white girl and we run vacation
Speaker 2: and he was like, Nigga, the whole bed looks like
Speaker 2: piss because the sweat and the fucking it just turned
Speaker 2: into the yellowy orange thing. He's like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fun He's like his blood ship, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, it's well. Luckily I will
Speaker 2: be still celibates, yeah, and won't be fucking I won't
Speaker 2: get me any cruision.
Speaker 1: Deep are they crusion? Is that what? That St?
Speaker 4: Chroy is Day is not crocs? And bitch Virginliendy is
Speaker 4: not Virgin aliens either? What is what is the Virgin
Speaker 4: Oh Toronto?
Speaker 1: Bust my eyes? What do they? What are people from
Speaker 1: the Virgin Islands call St?
Speaker 2: Thomas Saint Lucia, I'll say Saint Kits And are we
Speaker 2: just saying everything with a saint?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, go ahead and suck up geography
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 6: Joan, I'm gonna say, I'm sorry, Central American ass off
Speaker 6: the man?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, virsion.
Speaker 3: Okay, y'all, we promised next year we're gonna get bettle
Speaker 3: with geography, and we're gonna be able to do a
Speaker 3: little better job.
Speaker 5: And what we st John not sick the names of
Speaker 5: the like what they're called. I thought we were talking
Speaker 5: about like what they're called.
Speaker 1: Not the Saints. We are talking about. What was you
Speaker 1: looking at?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 1: I want to look dumb? We rebranded us. Edit this out?
Speaker 5: What did you look up? I need to know what
Speaker 5: you type?
Speaker 1: Version?
Speaker 3: Okay, you know what, let's have a little fun. We'd
Speaker 3: love for y'all to join in on this. Uh share
Speaker 3: Yr's ship if you want to. But we have a
Speaker 3: little hypothetical. We ain't got a name for this segment yet,
Speaker 3: but we're gonna get done and hypothetical.
Speaker 1: I did actually want to call this like not w
Speaker 1: w j D.
Speaker 3: Because it's not what Jesus would do, but I wanted
Speaker 3: to like put some little ump into what someone else
Speaker 3: besides Jesus.
Speaker 1: We're two weeks senter rebranding and now we're Jesus freaks.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I want to remove the Jay out
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 1: We're not or maybe we just say so? Or is
Speaker 1: that is that problematic?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We need to be hose and problematic on Patreon only.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, By the way, if you do want
Speaker 3: to hear our whole shit, because Weisy is still being
Speaker 3: a whole I am not, but we have some ship
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Speaker 3: Oh it's still there. We love a plug in the
Speaker 3: middle of the love baby. Sorry, was that fucking up
Speaker 3: the vibes? Okay, here we go, all right, and I
Speaker 3: do want all of y'alls take on this.
Speaker 1: So Weuisy will start with you.
Speaker 3: If you had to relive one specific hour of your
Speaker 3: life a thousand times in a row, which hour would
Speaker 3: you pick and why mine?
Speaker 2: Here's some rules about this loop. It does have to
Speaker 2: be a fixed period of your life. It cannot be sleeping.
Speaker 2: You have to be entirely conscious during this time loop.
Speaker 2: Your body reseay.
Speaker 1: A thousand hours yet to be awake.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, A thousand a thousand times, So basically,
Speaker 3: a thousand days in a row. You will live that
Speaker 3: same hour every day for the same hour.
Speaker 4: The Renaissance concert or the last three s in my heart.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not mad at that. You would reason for
Speaker 1: a thousand hours? Yep, a thousand times?
Speaker 4: That's what three years straight? Yeah, I have such a
Speaker 4: so oh wait.
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? It's like every day I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hault you.
Speaker 3: And that's this is gonna be real problematic because I
Speaker 3: hate them now. But there was one specific moment I
Speaker 3: know with my ex it was good though, it was good.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 3: Oh I hate to say it, but I would, I would.
Speaker 3: There was there was a moment where we played with
Speaker 3: a lot of toys. It was in my room, the
Speaker 3: Galaxy lights was on, we was on shrooms.
Speaker 1: It was nice.
Speaker 3: It's towards the end of the night. It was really late,
Speaker 3: and so one am in the morning. I could do
Speaker 3: that four thousand times.
Speaker 1: In a row.
Speaker 3: It was good, it was great, and it was still
Speaker 3: allowed me to have sex with everyone else that I
Speaker 3: may be having sex with while still getting that. So
Speaker 3: the way these niggas don't be making me come, I
Speaker 3: at least know I could come a thousand days in
Speaker 3: a row.
Speaker 1: I was. That's where I would take.
Speaker 2: That coming, eating or dancing, those are actually my favorite things.
Speaker 4: Fucking eating and a good dance party.
Speaker 3: I would say the second moment that I would make
Speaker 3: and this is a little deeper.
Speaker 4: Well, no, no, no, no, it's one of the us.
Speaker 3: I wanted to pick a whole ass moment, and then
Speaker 3: I wanted to pick like a moment that was like.
Speaker 1: Really deep to me. So well, the dick was deep.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold it was deep in everhole too.
Speaker 3: I hate them talk about good dick. I turned into
Speaker 3: a black pasta I really hate. Was so good. But
Speaker 3: the other moment would actually be when I was younger.
Speaker 3: I would every summer go to Inverness and I spent
Speaker 3: the summer or really like four to five weeks with
Speaker 3: my grandma. My grandma recently passed, but every morning she
Speaker 3: would wake us up. We would my grandpa would be
Speaker 3: reading the paper, she would be knitting something, but we
Speaker 3: would sit at the table for breakfast almost every morning
Speaker 3: and just talk with each other. We would eat English muffins.
Speaker 3: She would bake us do like baked eggs like me
Speaker 3: and my sister. This is before my little little sister
Speaker 3: was even really around. Just the four of us and
Speaker 3: both grandparents are now gone. But I could relive sitting
Speaker 3: with them every morning for breakfast. Yeah, Like I feel
Speaker 3: like being able to have my grandmother back in my
Speaker 3: life and just talk to her and her maybe being
Speaker 3: who she was to me as a child in adulthood,
Speaker 3: I think would be drastic too.
Speaker 2: It would save me money on therapy. But yeah, if
Speaker 2: I could relive that moment.
Speaker 5: You could time travel to that moment as your adults now,
Speaker 5: and then you would wake up like you would still
Speaker 5: live your day, but one moment in your life would
Speaker 5: be that on loop.
Speaker 1: See that sounds great.
Speaker 2: I can't you know what I mean, you can't think
Speaker 2: of what damn y'all don't be having no type of
Speaker 2: good that's.
Speaker 5: The But yeah, let me say that, that's what that
Speaker 5: was immediately for me.
Speaker 2: Not tell us about the great day in the park,
Speaker 2: tell us about the great movie.
Speaker 1: Oh, it would be a moment in the park for.
Speaker 7: You, something beautiful. I seem like, maybe like the most beautiful.
Speaker 1: Like we don't all just care about nuts like that.
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh wow, whoa is this what we're doing? Guy?
Speaker 5: It wasn't gonna be fucking not really, Yeah, fucking a
Speaker 5: thousand times the same thing we're man, we get tired
Speaker 5: of after the.
Speaker 2: Fifth time but I like you, guys, everybody at home, work,
Speaker 2: wherever the fuck you're at.
Speaker 4: You take this moment to make a choice. You on
Speaker 4: the left of the right and.
Speaker 2: The right side in the coming side. These niggas at
Speaker 2: the motherfucking park are tripping. If I could relive the
Speaker 2: best sex, I ain't gonna it might be that one
Speaker 2: time I was the last ed probably got a favorite
Speaker 2: set with his DJ and ass I'd play.
Speaker 1: This set all over. First of all, I don't sound
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, that was weird, weird. What do you
Speaker 1: want to playing? Is that? What? Going back to the
Speaker 1: fucking Trump rally back at MSG? Damn it? Okay, no,
Speaker 1: for real, no do you guys don't know?
Speaker 5: But but in just piggybacking of that now, I'm kind
Speaker 5: of thinking maybe like a sentiment, like sentimental moment with
Speaker 5: my mom or something like that, I would no, but yeah,
Speaker 5: like I feel like that would probably be it. But
Speaker 5: that's why I can't put my mind into thinking, like,
Speaker 5: what's a enough that I loved busting that I would
Speaker 5: do it a thousand times.
Speaker 4: Wait, I'm about to cry.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about sex in your mom.
Speaker 2: Right for your mom to let me think about a
Speaker 2: nut I would really want, That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, which one God could wait? So why damn
Speaker 1: wolf man? That's tough man.
Speaker 7: I honestly have had so many beautiful moments in my
Speaker 7: life it's hard to pinpoint one. So I'm gonna just
Speaker 7: say off the top of my mind, like I really
Speaker 7: love being in the Bay Area. It feels like God
Speaker 7: showed out and stroked that ship with the pen himself.
Speaker 7: You know what i mean. Pause, you know what I mean.
Speaker 7: It's a beautiful Listen the paint brush, you know what
Speaker 7: I mean. It will probably just be like reliving, just
Speaker 7: like being on a mountain looking down at the clouds
Speaker 7: while the sun rays. Just I hate to get poetic,
Speaker 7: but that's how ill it is. It's just amazing. You know,
Speaker 7: probably that on loop. Never get tired of that.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad at that. You know what's interesting?
Speaker 2: I feel like there has to be categories because like
Speaker 2: moments with people like for sure, like mine you're thinking
Speaker 2: about your mind, would be with my grandmother, like I'm
Speaker 2: sure everybody has.
Speaker 1: If you choose one between the two, mean it.
Speaker 3: What's crazy is we still talked about moments with people.
Speaker 3: We talked about you said a threesome. I just said
Speaker 3: this one moment.
Speaker 5: Will no no, no, no no. If you can only
Speaker 5: choose one of those two, which one is it? And
Speaker 5: remember you get to see a counter at the same time,
Speaker 5: so you see how many times you're done.
Speaker 1: I love my grandma.
Speaker 2: The last time I was with her, we were eating
Speaker 2: and talking shit about Obey because I just broke up
Speaker 2: with him. There's the last moment I have with her
Speaker 2: before she died. But I can't talk about that nigg
Speaker 2: a thousand times in a row. When you're when you're
Speaker 2: like really like spiritually connected to someone that's left the
Speaker 2: earth on some real ship, like I don't really feel
Speaker 2: I don't know how you feel, and I know it's
Speaker 2: probably getting super deep, but like I don't once you
Speaker 2: can get over that hump and just kind of like
Speaker 2: connecting yourself with them, like talking to.
Speaker 1: Her, I just want you to tell me you'renna choose
Speaker 1: Grandma or the nut. I'm not choosing Grandma. I talked
Speaker 1: to her.
Speaker 2: Now, That's what I was trying to get out. Very
Speaker 2: nice nuts over living moments with people who are.
Speaker 1: God is I think No, I mean, like.
Speaker 3: We want mind, you need to come back. This is
Speaker 3: only one hour every day for a thousand days. We
Speaker 3: are still going to be able to get nuts from
Speaker 3: our current. We still got our lives. But it feels
Speaker 3: you lived the moment and it was a good moment.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we're living in a thousand times kind of almost take.
Speaker 2: If I could relive fucking that nigga every day for
Speaker 2: a thousand days and only sex, I might I might
Speaker 2: be able to be let me.
Speaker 1: I might. I think that I might just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I got so many I.
Speaker 3: Could have maybe this relationship with I don't know, because
Speaker 3: I really think that that's what keeps me straight.
Speaker 1: Is I really like dick with a pulse and I'm
Speaker 1: a pulse.
Speaker 2: The thing is than ships for anyone that like is
Speaker 2: struggling with a man, which.
Speaker 1: I hate.
Speaker 2: You know what's crazy that I want to post about
Speaker 2: it being with my man and also having camaraderie with
Speaker 2: women about hating men. Like we went out the other night. Right,
Speaker 2: he's going to get me a drink. I'm at lebbaid
Speaker 2: talking to this girl this dance party and she talking
Speaker 2: about her niggains ship and I'm not trying to make
Speaker 2: him feel terrible at all, but I can't not agree
Speaker 2: with her because they're not. I'm like, no, they're terrible,
Speaker 2: thank you baby, they're fucking they should die anyone like you.
Speaker 2: But like, literally, I really think on my wedding day,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like real lab I don't know what
Speaker 2: it is, but it's the connection to you can be
Speaker 2: happy with a man and still have this deep understanding
Speaker 2: of how much pain like men they call right, And
Speaker 2: even my gay friend like, I don't know anyone that
Speaker 2: dates people with penises that don't struggle with this ship.
Speaker 1: No, me neither.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's all me and me and my best friend
Speaker 3: talk about this all the time, like damn, we be choosing.
Speaker 1: We be choosing this ship.
Speaker 3: This shit is miserable every like relation. It's just like damn,
Speaker 3: there's a lot going on, and.
Speaker 1: They come back every time.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up that as it is crazy because
Speaker 3: like the parts of me that enjoyment is literally no
Speaker 3: bitch seeing see seeing a little sprout like seeing the bus.
Speaker 3: That ship is fucking a little sprout of like the
Speaker 3: waterfall of the.
Speaker 1: The nut.
Speaker 3: Like I'm thinking of like the little sprinklers, like the
Speaker 3: action of their orgasm or they nutting or whatever that
Speaker 3: happens to them.
Speaker 1: They that is.
Speaker 2: Beautiful, and I'm so mad that it's attached to such
Speaker 2: fuck ship.
Speaker 1: But it's just thinking.
Speaker 2: I would like to just do a playback on Man
Speaker 2: and just say because I'm gonna tell you what I
Speaker 2: just heard, what the action of the nut and that
Speaker 2: ship just be coming out.
Speaker 1: That ship beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of get on, motherfucker, don't do that
Speaker 2: sprout out like a fee bit, but you have I'm
Speaker 2: getting ready to be.
Speaker 1: In the bitch Listen ship.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I feel like I'm gonna get down there
Speaker 2: for an episode. I'm gonna do the same day moment right,
Speaker 2: so we're gonna knock some episodes out.
Speaker 1: By the time I get on the point, I'll be like,
Speaker 1: what goddamn?
Speaker 2: Because when I leave Florida, it's really bad. Like people
Speaker 2: think code switching is a thing.
Speaker 1: I found out what I do is accent matching. I
Speaker 1: found this. I feel so bad.
Speaker 2: I found this out from an episode of Sex Cells
Speaker 2: season one where I got my pussy wax and the
Speaker 2: waxer was this Indian lady and everybody, nah, bro what okay,
Speaker 2: don't watch it, it's on Prime.
Speaker 1: But watching it, you know, you know.
Speaker 3: It's crazy though, because you've done it for so long.
Speaker 3: I feel like you get away with it and it's comedy.
Speaker 3: But if I do it, it's insultant.
Speaker 1: It depends.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm not like making fun of the accent.
Speaker 2: I just for example, Oh no, my cleaning lady. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying she speaks Spanish, but if she, how does
Speaker 2: she sound?
Speaker 1: Okay, go for it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes when she's in the trush, she doesn't speak English
Speaker 2: all the way.
Speaker 1: So how you talk to it? So if I don't
Speaker 1: know the word in banished?
Speaker 2: I had whys on the end of it clean okay,
Speaker 2: liking like I don't know why I started doing that,
Speaker 2: but I feel like we get it.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's that Spanish. That's not how
Speaker 2: that works. You saying it with a why still sounds
Speaker 2: like English to them, bitch. But then even when I'm
Speaker 2: speaking in English, like you added, ah, you think she
Speaker 2: I normally I have fabuloso right when she's doing the floor.
Speaker 1: No, no, do you have? That's what I have? That anyway?
Speaker 2: I ran out right. She basically is like, you know, okay,
Speaker 2: whatever would you want me to use? So I said, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Bleachy anymore making a bleache.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm so like, fuck, I don't know what to say
Speaker 2: because I know what she's saying to me, but I
Speaker 2: don't know what to say about to her.
Speaker 1: Can you say bleach the blea bleach bleas you think that?
Speaker 2: But I don't know why I'm I feel like I
Speaker 2: can't just say to her, oh, I think you should
Speaker 2: use bleach instead.
Speaker 1: I feel like I say, make it, use it bleach.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: It's way better than me saying grassius in France. I
Speaker 3: only know Spanish, so I was like, thank you, Poppy.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 4: That's because when you're out of the country, like your
Speaker 4: natural response is the places that you speak language outside
Speaker 4: of it the most.
Speaker 3: And it's the only other language in America that I'd
Speaker 3: be using is Spanish, which I was in the Bronx, but.
Speaker 2: A I love exercising Spanish with uber eats. That is oh,
Speaker 2: just all the time. I'm just very grateful, Like, what
Speaker 2: is what is it?
Speaker 1: DS?
Speaker 5: What we have a good day that does not have
Speaker 5: a good day?
Speaker 2: When d I sorry, I was thinking of something with God?
Speaker 2: What is it? What what did you say when glassya
Speaker 2: get a agua. Before they leave, I'll give them water bottles.
Speaker 2: Sometimes that's I leave it by this door. I'm sure
Speaker 2: they don't want to tip instead of course that okay,
Speaker 2: just making sure I'm a good tipper. Okay, that's one
Speaker 2: thing I will say, not to say I'm a great person.
Speaker 2: But when I started.
Speaker 4: Making money, that's where it really showed.
Speaker 2: It's as I love my friends borrow money, and then
Speaker 2: I started tipping real goods. I feel like I never
Speaker 2: because I never worked in the service industry, but just
Speaker 2: felt so adjacent to it like I cannot maybe because
Speaker 2: I love the strippers.
Speaker 4: I feel like everybody is to threat for running service.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you just wanted to shower people
Speaker 2: with cash when they're great, especially a good Uber driver
Speaker 2: if they give me a sat sop story.
Speaker 1: Wait, what's a good Uber driver to you?
Speaker 4: Please tell me that. What's a good Uber driver?
Speaker 5: Because honestly, good Uber drivers mean is just the Carsonals
Speaker 5: good bitch, I was.
Speaker 1: Not to stay. Don't let me get in that thing,
Speaker 1: and I got a roll with your ass.
Speaker 2: A good Uber driver, don'kay, don't talk to me, don't
Speaker 2: hold on another good Uber driver, don't motherfucking presses, break
Speaker 2: the war.
Speaker 4: I'm in the back seat going like I'm start breaking.
Speaker 1: That's actually when I get Tesla's now the bro I'll
Speaker 1: be feeling like, I'm on, I ain't gonna hold you.
Speaker 3: I will motherfucking break you a three if I feel
Speaker 3: like you don't know how to break nigga break earlier
Speaker 3: what you're doing.
Speaker 1: If I get it uber black and then you start
Speaker 1: talking to me, I'm if.
Speaker 2: I get an Uber Blake and you don't open my
Speaker 2: door because nigga, uber Blake, open your door.
Speaker 4: You need to be wearing and they're supposed to be
Speaker 4: having a suit too, know that.
Speaker 1: That was just a nicer car, and you shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up and no, no, no, no, no. The air conditions.
Speaker 3: The're supposed to have a soup. You're supposed to be
Speaker 3: getting some water, and the niggas supposed to open the.
Speaker 1: Door for you.
Speaker 3: Uber Blake is like the suburbans and like paying fucking premium.
Speaker 1: Let me hold on, Okay.
Speaker 2: A good Uber driver is always the one from the airport,
Speaker 2: especially in New York. When you get a good one,
Speaker 2: that means they used to drive yellow cab and they
Speaker 2: don't know mo.
Speaker 1: You get in the car, you got the fucking bags
Speaker 1: in your hand. You got the rush energy? How man?
Speaker 4: Even if you think A they've zooming, maybe I got it.
Speaker 1: I got it. We're gonna make it. Baby.
Speaker 2: Riding on the side, I'll be like, oh yeah, give
Speaker 2: me that fifty dollars you get.
Speaker 1: You give it?
Speaker 5: I mean, I get it, get it, giving a fifty
Speaker 5: dollars tip, and you get me to my bro Let.
Speaker 1: Me tell you when you get to my flight on time.
Speaker 1: You know, you know it's crazy. You know it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Leave your house early running? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Now you gotta rush, and now you got anxiety, and
Speaker 2: now you might missing a flight. I don't live my
Speaker 2: life on the I don't live my life like something
Speaker 2: that I never got.
Speaker 1: To the airport when you know you got two minutes? Fair?
Speaker 1: Nah that I hate you? Got me up, bitch, I go,
Speaker 1: I go say about the shake. Need to be sitting
Speaker 1: here like a hey, I leave.
Speaker 3: I leave the house early enough to be like I'll
Speaker 3: answer my emails at the airport. Let me get lord,
Speaker 3: because I may get a little Let me get a
Speaker 3: little yes, clear preach check.
Speaker 1: I don't know you preach you know what?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: What the fuck you talking.
Speaker 4: To I don't want to choot my fucking horn, but
Speaker 4: beat beat nigga to.
Speaker 1: Be helping.
Speaker 3: Oh, I ain't gonna hold you. I'm going to the
Speaker 3: lounge every time so I get I get. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: we went, Nigga, we almost got stuck. We was about
Speaker 3: to sleep in the lounge.
Speaker 2: The ore, the new ones, to JFK and l the
Speaker 2: everything they give.
Speaker 1: You little yeah, they give you facials.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're gonna get upgraded to Delta
Speaker 2: one yet, but hopefully when we go to l A,
Speaker 2: we get the experience.
Speaker 1: Let me tell someone, they got private security. Nigga.
Speaker 2: They take you on a little go cart to the gate.
Speaker 2: You know, like I'm rich. I honestly am every time
Speaker 2: I get upgraded. And you know what's crazy. I had
Speaker 2: this conversation with my boy Andre, who flies all the time.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is it just me?
Speaker 4: And I wonder if this happens to you every time
Speaker 4: you fly Delta on l As New York?
Speaker 1: You see someone famous?
Speaker 4: Oh always, I bitch from Twilight Taraji. The last the
Speaker 4: last one I had was fine Michael Ely, Uh girl,
Speaker 4: fine at fuck? He was He was like this and
Speaker 4: that like diagonal Wow. But I've got on like three
Speaker 4: flights with d the same.
Speaker 1: I'm actually I'm actually.
Speaker 2: Mad because like when they in front of you, them
Speaker 2: niggas don't look back, like bitch.
Speaker 1: If I was in front of him, I would have
Speaker 1: looked back. I'm gonna tell you right now, bitch.
Speaker 2: When I saw Taraji, I think I might do I
Speaker 2: bring this up a horrible how like I didn't know
Speaker 2: it's hurt till the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh bitch.
Speaker 2: When that mask came off, I was just trying to
Speaker 2: find ways to bend over to you. I mean, I
Speaker 2: ain't gonna hold you. When we were on the way
Speaker 2: to can uh for uh.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: We was on the flight with Tyler and I didn't know,
Speaker 3: and she was just walking back and forth from the
Speaker 3: thing and and Chris.
Speaker 1: Was like, I think that's tall.
Speaker 4: And I was like, bitch, all the bitches wear these
Speaker 4: little fur boots.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait because she had a mask on.
Speaker 2: And I was like, because she dressed.
Speaker 3: I said, she dressed like tylera bitch.
Speaker 1: All the bitches where that ship. Now, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: I got out.
Speaker 4: It was for showing up. It was motherfucking Tyler. A
Speaker 4: really dumb moment on a doz one flight.
Speaker 2: He was in the on the window and I was
Speaker 2: in the middle pods the two isle ones going to
Speaker 2: the bathroom, and this dude helped me out and held Nina.
Speaker 2: He's like, you want me to take the dog where
Speaker 2: you go to the BATHROOM'M like yeah, So I'm like
Speaker 2: turning around, you just give a stranger your dog. I mean, bro,
Speaker 2: we were in a six and a half hour flight.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, hold the dog, like people just love
Speaker 2: They always do that on flight.
Speaker 1: Let me hold her. Come out. I'm like, how do
Speaker 1: we met before? It didn't we work together?
Speaker 2: Blah blahlah, And he's like, no, I don't work there,
Speaker 2: and he kind of was acting funny and I realized
Speaker 2: he thought I was lying, and then I knew he
Speaker 2: was famous.
Speaker 1: But I was a little high.
Speaker 2: So I'm just trying to see other black people on
Speaker 2: the flight to confirm who one A is. And then
Speaker 2: someone said mister Dupree and I was like, fuck, if
Speaker 2: he would have stood up, I would have known from.
Speaker 4: The short heights who missed the Dupree.
Speaker 1: A short person with the last name Dupree.
Speaker 2: Think about it, Oh, oh, Jenna Jackson eggs.
Speaker 1: Is that how you don't do that.
Speaker 4: Don't do that the man now, Jermaine, Okay, then don't
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 1: But that's what you're calling. I mean that.
Speaker 4: That is one of the biggest highlights of his career.
Speaker 1: I believe are you series right now?
Speaker 2: I'm just playing, don't do this, Meek no moment again.
Speaker 1: Listen, all I know you so fast too. All I know.
Speaker 3: All I know is you know, we like to associate
Speaker 3: a lot of women's careers. Actually, that was a big
Speaker 3: moment his career to be linked to what I'm thinking.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking accolades versus big moment in your career. J
Speaker 2: Jackson is being my motherfucking guy banger's production hits. He's
Speaker 2: famous on his own, but dating Janney, I think job.
Speaker 1: No, no no. The same way Sierra told Future, I
Speaker 1: got you sit.
Speaker 3: In front row in Parents, I think no, I guarantee
Speaker 3: you that in the moment even no no no, Sierra
Speaker 3: said like with like you're introduced Future to some ship,
Speaker 3: and I'm saying is with Jermain dupree, I do think
Speaker 3: he was able to enter other rooms when he got
Speaker 3: with Jane and Jackson. I think Jenna Jackson made them
Speaker 3: more like that was a big thing, because yes, he
Speaker 3: ran Atlanta, but on a global scale that was huge.
Speaker 2: But let's be very clear, there's still people that call
Speaker 2: jay Z Beyonce husband. I do that for fun. I
Speaker 2: mean I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Like it's not.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest Russell. Yes, the Germaine de free one,
Speaker 2: but no future. No, I don't believe Sierra had that
Speaker 2: much power.
Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. No. No, I mean we got we
Speaker 1: got some you don't remember.
Speaker 2: You don't remember her point at the time, at the time,
Speaker 2: at the time that they were dating.
Speaker 1: But with Sierra that famous at the time that there
Speaker 1: has been her, No, that was Sierra, that girl in
Speaker 1: his future that I don't I think. I think for
Speaker 1: fashion relationships. I don't want to mean Sierra at all.
Speaker 4: But what if Rihanna say about her? Don't do that,
Speaker 4: don't do that.
Speaker 2: That was way back when We're not gonna bring up
Speaker 2: to Rihanna tweet because.
Speaker 1: Tom A.
Speaker 2: But on a conversation of literally telling someone basically we
Speaker 2: are at a dinner and people are talking about their
Speaker 2: favorite rappers and I was like, do you want my
Speaker 2: like obvious, like iconic, like these are the best rappers
Speaker 2: to me? Like best album whatever? Because for me, it's outcast.
Speaker 2: But which is a weird one to pick? Right?
Speaker 1: It's not okay?
Speaker 2: But if I'm going to talk about someone that I
Speaker 2: would choose to click on every day today, probably one
Speaker 2: of my favoriterappers is Future just bangers all the time.
Speaker 1: That's the nigga.
Speaker 2: If I don't know if anyone's been to a Future concert,
Speaker 2: that's why I don't like him.
Speaker 1: I think he's awful. Could you do a thousand hours
Speaker 1: of future? Future is awful? Love you?
Speaker 3: You think I understand that nigga on the records Black?
Speaker 1: That nigga you.
Speaker 2: Can't understand, folks. I went to the Purple What Purple rights?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: And it was Ti Dallas signed him and someone else.
Speaker 3: And I saw it in Houston. I was like, bitch,
Speaker 3: what the because this nigga saying?
Speaker 1: I was like, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, this bule rapping is also art. Get these nuts.
Speaker 3: Bumble rap is because while comprehension skills have been lost
Speaker 3: amongst us, y'all came really y'all don't want to comprehend
Speaker 3: with these niggas saying, which is why the mumble rap
Speaker 3: makes sense to you?
Speaker 1: Taking future concert? Oh? I got the Digital Dead Summer
Speaker 1: six dog.
Speaker 2: That's that was that ship and where Alex went to jail.
Speaker 2: Were always supposed to go to, here.
Speaker 1: We go, here we go.
Speaker 2: You love to bring up the trauma and everyone's like,
Speaker 2: you done brought up Ednie getting punched, Alex going to jail.
Speaker 1: No wait, sorry, you didn't get punched? My bad me
Speaker 1: do me you went to jails?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you pet.
Speaker 1: She said, guards guards season.
Speaker 2: The dentist said to me last week what I came
Speaker 2: in there and I was like, I'm so ready to
Speaker 2: get these off. She's like, I know, sweetie. She's like,
Speaker 2: can I see your smile? And I took my fingers.
Speaker 2: I was like this, She's like, let's see.
Speaker 3: She goes, she said, bitch, we got had three moments.
Speaker 4: She goes, the bite is closing. I said, no, it's
Speaker 4: not this, Susan.
Speaker 2: She goes, it's not closing yet, but it will and
Speaker 2: it's gonna close beautify.
Speaker 1: Well, how much time you ever know? Technically eighteen months,
Speaker 1: so now fifteen months. Okay.
Speaker 2: By the way, everybody in this office, they clearly googled
Speaker 2: me because they all get very excited when I come in.
Speaker 2: They paying for bracest up front, like as a young
Speaker 2: woman I'm sure they were like, how did she afford it?
Speaker 1: Like, what does this girl do? Oh?
Speaker 4: I thought it's because you went in there talking about
Speaker 4: can you just.
Speaker 1: Make sure I could suck dick still?
Speaker 2: Because bitch, when you and I went to the doctor,
Speaker 2: you let it me know we're a worse. So we're
Speaker 2: getting tested because she had a condiment her plus. But
Speaker 2: I saw their face when I putting them more fucking
Speaker 2: money up and mind you, it's on the Upper east Side,
Speaker 2: and they kind of were like, you can do peen
Speaker 2: playing with this? And I'm like, is it there a
Speaker 2: discount if I paid full? And she's like only five percent.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, run it. And I saw how
Speaker 2: they kind of looked at me. And then after that,
Speaker 2: suddenly they've been like.
Speaker 1: What kind of field are you in? I want you
Speaker 1: enjoy television? Oh one. Then one little girl asked me
Speaker 1: if I listen to podcasts, and I'm like, I do.
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: It's crazy?
Speaker 3: You know what that remamia When we had our live
Speaker 3: show in LA and we had back to back now
Speaker 3: and the first night, the first night they gave us
Speaker 3: tap water, uh, and just we had to ask for water.
Speaker 3: The next day we came in baby. We had Fiji everywhere.
Speaker 3: They was like, what do you need?
Speaker 1: What do you need? Weezi and Mandy, anything can help you?
Speaker 3: Killed that you don't even know the first day they
Speaker 3: treated us like peasants.
Speaker 1: Okay was it? It was what?
Speaker 3: No, it was an IMPROVM it was Hollywood improv uh
Speaker 3: and we sold out. Mind you, they didn't fuck with
Speaker 3: us at all. We had two four pm shows. They
Speaker 3: wouldn't give us a seven a.
Speaker 1: Four pm show. It's on a Sunday.
Speaker 4: Hold on a Saturday and a Sunday, the Sunday being
Speaker 4: Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: Andy.
Speaker 2: I will tell you this was really enlightening about touring
Speaker 2: and like validating. There's so many like hard days on
Speaker 2: the road, like yeah, listen, Mandy and I, we're gonna
Speaker 2: we're gonna make those two hours in the studio work.
Speaker 1: But then we be together every day. It would be
Speaker 1: a bag heavy to be tired. It's annoying, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We gotta wait for Vinnie to get his dick check
Speaker 3: during TSA.
Speaker 1: Let's bring that back. No, b Bennie don't got a
Speaker 1: big dick, and they check it Vinny.
Speaker 2: Every time we literally we literally come through and mind you,
Speaker 2: it's crazy because we gotta we gotta get him tsa
Speaker 2: pre check because he ain't got it.
Speaker 1: He didn't have clear, he didn't have clear.
Speaker 3: Because all I know is we'll be like, we'll wait,
Speaker 3: but then he gets pulled to the side to get
Speaker 3: his dick checked.
Speaker 1: Every single time. I would take those checks every single time.
Speaker 2: But you know what he said started from do you
Speaker 2: remember when he did the bocox where he put his
Speaker 2: own blood. He made bigger with his own blood, and
Speaker 2: so now it goes plasma, it goes off in the
Speaker 2: machine like ooh, I think you care in a weapons sirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah he is.
Speaker 2: Oh what I was gonna say is the validated obviously,
Speaker 2: Like seeing the fans makes it so exciting, but I'm
Speaker 2: expecting them to be happy to see us. I'm ready
Speaker 2: to receive happy energy from them. We walk in avand
Speaker 2: you people are kind of like whatever. At the end
Speaker 2: of the night, they're like, Wow, that feels really good,
Speaker 2: because I think you don't know anything about podcast already.
Speaker 1: You're white people. You're looking at these two girls come in,
Speaker 1: You're like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And to be honest, sometimes three pm, four pm, Mandy
Speaker 2: and I are just already over it.
Speaker 1: We're like, oh do this whatever that once? Can their
Speaker 1: makeup done?
Speaker 2: You're not seeing the energy at all, So like that
Speaker 2: does make me feel really good. But I could only
Speaker 2: compare it to what was I gonna say, just having
Speaker 2: a real, true first impression. That's what it feels like
Speaker 2: for me. Yeah, someone telling me to my face, oh
Speaker 2: my god, like yes, you you're it a lot. And
Speaker 2: we felt that the first time that we did our
Speaker 2: They're one of the first Horrible Decisions episode. And then
Speaker 2: he was like, y'all never podcasted before and did and
Speaker 2: I'm just giving us our flowers join us on picture.
Speaker 3: You know, I do want to get into the next
Speaker 3: uh segment? Ayang uh, we're gonna react to some ship
Speaker 3: that you probably don't see on the internet circulating your timeline.
Speaker 3: So well, if you could play this clip real quick
Speaker 3: and let's see what the fuck we got to talk about?
Speaker 5: Counting finance? What's your approximate salary?
Speaker 8: You want to know how much I made?
Speaker 5: Approximate?
Speaker 7: Oh wow, just an approximating us the internet, so you
Speaker 7: don't have to say the specific stuff like a range.
Speaker 1: Just arrange.
Speaker 8: I mean you can't probably go and google on glass door.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to reveal my my finances in a
Speaker 8: puppet setting, in this manner. Just it's a private matter.
Speaker 8: I'm not gonna do that, no bo. So you're asking me, so,
Speaker 8: if it was above the number you wanted, you would
Speaker 8: have kept it. If it was below the number you wanted,
Speaker 8: you would have pumped it.
Speaker 1: If you had answered, there would have been a possibility
Speaker 1: for both. But because you refuse to answer.
Speaker 8: So because oh so it's a money scene, that's okay,
Speaker 8: you should have popped it earlier. You should have popped earlier. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I prefer people who don't look at money as a
Speaker 8: criteria to get to.
Speaker 1: Know somebody a criteria.
Speaker 4: Well, I wanted, I wanted to talk about it.
Speaker 2: There's a there's an assurance that three types of men have, okay,
Speaker 2: been men with big dicks, men that have height, that
Speaker 2: are tall, and men that have money. There is this security,
Speaker 2: there's this I'm not saying no one else can have
Speaker 2: that confidence. But if you have one of those three things.
Speaker 2: Don't have all three, bitch, But if you have one
Speaker 2: of those three three things, you genuine kind of move
Speaker 2: with a more like sussed out. There's something about like
Speaker 2: I gotta be removed, what and y'all gonna y'all gonna
Speaker 2: be like, bitch, who just said that?
Speaker 3: Did Mandy say that? And this is probably because I've
Speaker 3: been in more settings where I'm maybe people are a
Speaker 3: little bit more average height or like I'm considering allowing
Speaker 3: six foot one but some fuck shut up. But some
Speaker 3: of the niggas that be like six five plus, if
Speaker 3: they don't be looking goofy as hell in some of
Speaker 3: these role bruh, they close look awkward, they look like
Speaker 3: they just tallest fuck for no goddamn you could be
Speaker 3: when you tallest fuck for no reason to where you
Speaker 3: ain't even playing ball, where maybe maybe you played like wow.
Speaker 1: God forbidden, fucking broken angle like God forbid? Right, damn
Speaker 1: God forbid?
Speaker 4: And now you're the lost all your swag because you
Speaker 4: as a sock boy with.
Speaker 1: Being six seven. So now because okay, maybe he could be,
Speaker 1: he could be. You ever met a short nigga with
Speaker 1: mad confidence? Sick? No, I don't know, mother, I got
Speaker 1: a cock on them.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, we're a Napoleon company, Me and a Kim
Speaker 2: and another friend just recently talking about the biggest dicks
Speaker 2: we've ever seen always been under five to ten, don't
Speaker 2: know why I would have know. I don't see any
Speaker 2: under try to do it in inventory on. No, I've
Speaker 2: seen very big dicks attached to very very tall can
Speaker 2: I just sow six ones not enough?
Speaker 1: Six one is great, but that's what I'm saying. That's
Speaker 1: tall enough for me? Now to where?
Speaker 3: Now, when I see like just tall guys out in
Speaker 3: a public setting, they be looking doofy. Niggas be looking
Speaker 3: real doofy. They don't even be looking and swagged out
Speaker 3: cool now, they don't be looking swashed. They be looking doofy.
Speaker 2: And I be like this whole tall ass, lanky ass
Speaker 2: nigga even they be looking goofy.
Speaker 3: And then I've been noticing too definitely when they're not athletic.
Speaker 3: Y'all look at tall guys when they out, but they
Speaker 3: need they be not need niggas be standing like this
Speaker 3: goofy looking they pansy, goofy. They needs me like this,
Speaker 3: I'll be like just goofy standing ask wait they even
Speaker 3: won't for love it because y'all be seeing them all awkward,
Speaker 3: blinky motherfuckers.
Speaker 2: But like my bad, Well, this topic wasn't about that.
Speaker 1: I want to get back to his outfit, so I
Speaker 1: did want to.
Speaker 3: Ask, then, uh weezy, how soon do you think you
Speaker 3: should ask about how much money someone brings in when
Speaker 3: you're newly dating them.
Speaker 2: I'm not asking how much you make. That's not a question.
Speaker 2: That's not a conversation at all. So when does ask
Speaker 2: about your goals, your job?
Speaker 1: When does that? Does that ever become a conversation how
Speaker 1: much you make?
Speaker 4: Like you've got to be my nite, Like, what I
Speaker 4: don't telling you how much I make?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Balad?
Speaker 2: Okay, honestly, I don't like telling my friends what I
Speaker 2: make because I've given an out. Then what about do
Speaker 2: you ask what they do for a living? Is that
Speaker 2: also the same way to ask how much they make?
Speaker 2: I think asking what someone does for a living tells
Speaker 2: you a lot about their day to day Okay, So
Speaker 2: like I like knowing that.
Speaker 1: And I also like seeing success in people.
Speaker 2: But that's also very relative, right, Like you can meet
Speaker 2: a content creator, you can meet an artist, you can
Speaker 2: meet a fucking writer. Like, there's a lot of shit.
Speaker 2: How fulfilled are they? How great are they at it? Like,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. If you're a guy that
Speaker 2: is an artist, but you're you can't pay your bills
Speaker 2: from it.
Speaker 1: That's not going to make me excited. I agree.
Speaker 3: I don't think I ask how much money. But I
Speaker 3: am someone who is very observant early on in dating,
Speaker 3: so I do look at the places we may go
Speaker 3: out to eat, how we date, the things you order,
Speaker 3: like how comfortable you are with what the bill may be,
Speaker 3: or the type of drink you order. That also I
Speaker 3: pay attention to that.
Speaker 2: I will say this to you, I don't think this
Speaker 2: for what you're saying, though ninety percent of the time
Speaker 2: you're right. I've definitely dated a guy that's spent way
Speaker 2: too much money trying to impress me.
Speaker 1: Oh for sure. That happens just or maybe not even
Speaker 1: being frugal enough.
Speaker 2: Like I dated a nigga that was taking me to
Speaker 2: nice places and had a roommate, and I know it's
Speaker 2: New York, but that kind of surprised me. So I'm like, damn,
Speaker 2: you be taking me to Lure and it's like three fifty.
Speaker 3: I talk about this on a Patreon episode and then
Speaker 3: I could check it out. There was a guy who
Speaker 3: recently doubled back and come on double Bit. We went
Speaker 3: on a date and we talked about all the things
Speaker 3: he was the guy that I talked about that thought
Speaker 3: I wanted to fuck him because of the eye contact
Speaker 3: and how sexual I was. So anyways, the third time
Speaker 3: we were supposed to go on a date, he had
Speaker 3: just moved into a new apartment and did and was
Speaker 3: honest to let me know, Hey, I just spent a
Speaker 3: lot of money moving and so I don't really have
Speaker 3: it right now for us to go out and spend
Speaker 3: it on a date. And literally I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: well you can come over. This was also when I
Speaker 3: was drinking, and he's not a drinker, so I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: well you could just come over my house and we
Speaker 3: could check. I got a rooftop, I got a movie
Speaker 3: theater that you know, we can just come to my house.
Speaker 1: We ended up having a talk.
Speaker 3: He took that as I was trying to fuck and
Speaker 3: I had to actually let him know. I said, what's
Speaker 3: crazy is that was me being considerate of the fact
Speaker 3: that you had just moved. I know that when we
Speaker 3: go out, the majority of the bill is me ordering drinks,
Speaker 3: So come to my house. I can make my own
Speaker 3: drinks and it's free for you. And I was like, damn,
Speaker 3: me just inviting you without actually being considerate of how
Speaker 3: much money you had just spent and inviting me over,
Speaker 3: inviting you over my home. You immediately thought I was
Speaker 3: trying to fucking molest you or goddamn fuck you, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I was actually just being considerate, and
Speaker 3: I was that interested in you that I didn't feel like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we don't need to go out. I just wanted to
Speaker 3: spend time with you. And so we had to talk
Speaker 3: about that in hindsight, because it's just like the musician,
Speaker 3: Oh really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this was yeah, why do you broh? Did he
Speaker 1: listen to that episod where you talked about how funny was?
Speaker 3: I mean, I told him he was fine. But still
Speaker 3: I can tell you fine, and I don't want to mother.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest. Sometimes there's moments where ooh, this sounds.
Speaker 1: Mean, go ahead, go ahead and be me.
Speaker 2: Just because I may show excitement towards you does not
Speaker 2: mean I want to set your dick from the back.
Speaker 2: I mean I will, I love to. It's kind of
Speaker 2: like when I give random women compliments and they don't
Speaker 2: give me the same energy back in there, thank you.
Speaker 1: This is fucked up.
Speaker 2: But like if I see a woman, I'm like girl,
Speaker 2: you look so great and be like thank you, hold
Speaker 2: on bit today back what I don't know. Sometimes I
Speaker 2: just need someone to understand that, like it can sit here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this doesn't have to be men in particular, though,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe they're not used to receiving that.
Speaker 3: And I do know that in his realm, even the
Speaker 3: way he now like he doesn't want to be viewed
Speaker 3: as a sex symbol. He doesn't want his looks to
Speaker 3: be to overshot, which I mean, it's the same thing
Speaker 3: method man has been saying recently, like he kind of
Speaker 3: hates that attention.
Speaker 1: It's the same I mean, shit.
Speaker 4: Math the man said that, Yeah, like he hates that
Speaker 4: it makes him uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I know, no ship, bitch, look at us. We ain't
Speaker 1: so sorry.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 2: I was gonna actually mention just to give you a
Speaker 2: gauge on when I got a specific number and talk
Speaker 2: about money.
Speaker 1: Uh, I think almost a year in.
Speaker 2: So here's my other And we sat down together though
Speaker 2: we were talking about purchasing home or how much we
Speaker 2: have coming in, what our bills look like. That took
Speaker 2: a year, but that number.
Speaker 1: So then here's my other question.
Speaker 3: Because we've talked about this on Patreon in the past,
Speaker 3: and because this is taking place right before the holidays,
Speaker 3: does the amount of money your partner make hold a
Speaker 3: bearing on the price of gift that he gives you
Speaker 3: during a certain time. So, if you know your nigga
Speaker 3: got a lot of money, are you expecting a gift
Speaker 3: of a certain quality of Oh I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Just be honest.
Speaker 2: Okay, a lot of money. That's a lot of money
Speaker 2: to you. I mean no, just like I mean if
Speaker 2: you've got a millionaire, Yeah, if you dating a nigga
Speaker 2: a million like a millionaire, a millionaire or or one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand aire, Like to me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, go on, let's let's go a millionaire. Let's
Speaker 1: let's live in this economy. Most people aren't dating millionaires.
Speaker 1: So if you date.
Speaker 2: That's it, then I'm gonna expect a gift. But if
Speaker 2: I'm dating someone that makes.
Speaker 4: Fifty, what's the price range? What's the type of gift
Speaker 4: you're expected?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be that. Like, bro, I live in
Speaker 1: New York City.
Speaker 2: Bro I noted that that damn near still might be
Speaker 2: paychecked to paycheck. Okay, Like, I'm not even trying to
Speaker 2: drag it like or make someone feel inferior to the
Speaker 2: amount of money that I'm bringing up right now. But
Speaker 2: like a lot of money is so subjective these days, right,
Speaker 2: it is so disposable income, Like if.
Speaker 4: I see that, or maybe here's this. What things do
Speaker 4: you have for yourself?
Speaker 2: If you're a nigga that wears a fucking super expensive watch,
Speaker 2: if you're wearing designer label shit, if you gotta lit crib,
Speaker 2: if you got a nice car, I probably would expect.
Speaker 2: But if you're normal, I think people fifty or three
Speaker 2: under her normal.
Speaker 1: Actually, me and my homegirls just talked about this.
Speaker 3: So she wanted a toe and he was like, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll get Like, I'll get you a toe to the
Speaker 3: guy that she's currently talking to. Do you know he
Speaker 3: sent her a Mark Jacobs toupe and she said, nigga,
Speaker 3: do you have Mark Jacobs in your closet?
Speaker 4: Like why would you disrespect me like that? Like, nigga,
Speaker 4: I have a never, I.
Speaker 2: Have a Louis Wait sorry, hold on, who's this? And
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say it's a friend, a friend of yours,
Speaker 2: a friend of mine is dating a guy they've been
Speaker 2: uh three four months ago.
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't talk to somebody like that, that's fucking She.
Speaker 3: Talked to him and was like, do you have a
Speaker 3: Mark Jacobs in your closet? You don't, so why would
Speaker 3: why would a mark?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 2: I'm not trying to shit on your homegirl, okay, but
Speaker 2: I am a little bit exhausted with women's expectations of
Speaker 2: what they deserve. But what if she as far as
Speaker 2: monetary gifts go, or as far as things go in
Speaker 2: there dating niggas with money. I got a few homegirls
Speaker 2: that are in that sex work world, yep. And they're
Speaker 2: the only ones that talk like.
Speaker 4: That I think when it gets and I don't want
Speaker 4: to call them civilians.
Speaker 1: They're so women.
Speaker 2: Women who are not in sex work are absolutely leaning
Speaker 2: into relationships like prostitutes and like sex workers.
Speaker 1: Even though so I.
Speaker 2: Mentioned sex workers by the way, because my friends that
Speaker 2: are sex workers don't really lead with an open heart.
Speaker 1: They were like, yeah, they lead with what are you
Speaker 1: going to do for me?
Speaker 3: I think there are a lot of women right now
Speaker 3: leading in winning a relationship with how you gonna take
Speaker 3: care of me?
Speaker 1: If you can't make my life better than what are
Speaker 1: we doing? Like?
Speaker 2: What does that person do that? She asked for this
Speaker 2: bag from she she has her own money. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: not her Oh what does he do? Yeah, he is
Speaker 2: a mortgage broker and he had to buy her a
Speaker 2: fucking well to be fair three months in.
Speaker 1: Do you know what's crazy? And this is where it's tough.
Speaker 2: She said that, and so he got her a go yard.
Speaker 1: She hates the color. It's a green go yard. I mean,
Speaker 1: she hates the color.
Speaker 3: But he got her a go yard instead of that
Speaker 3: Mark Jacobs. So she did put like her kind of
Speaker 3: not her foot down, but she did express what she wants,
Speaker 3: what she expected.
Speaker 2: Fine, I'll say this, and he did get he when
Speaker 2: he got hey this was my son, or if this
Speaker 2: was my homeboy, I call him a fucking simp. Really,
Speaker 2: how do you, as a woman, then get what you
Speaker 2: expect out of a man without laying those things down?
Speaker 1: If you she, why does anyone fucking owe you? Well?
Speaker 1: The designer bagging three months.
Speaker 2: Well, he was gonna buy her. Mark Jacob is a designer,
Speaker 2: just a different type.
Speaker 1: I know that. I'm sorry, a high end designer.
Speaker 2: I honestly, whatever, bro, I've got a five hundred all
Speaker 2: in Mark Jacob's dress, like I don't understand how to dress.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, but That's what I'm saying. That's expensive for it.
Speaker 2: Dress was then't ready to wear. I remember exactly where
Speaker 2: I brought it. It was expensive for a dress and
Speaker 2: I loved it, and that's a piece I wear all
Speaker 2: the time. But anyway, I sailed us to say, I
Speaker 2: just find the requirements, Like, bro, I don't even want
Speaker 2: to say because I feel I'm a gonna sound like a
Speaker 2: fucking what the fuck are you offering a nigga that there?
Speaker 2: How are you so great that a nigga really got
Speaker 2: a fucking buy you that?
Speaker 1: By the way, you are.
Speaker 2: Hearing from a woman that has definitely required money before
Speaker 2: when I was younger for sex, required gifts, things like that.
Speaker 2: But like to go off on a nigga three months
Speaker 2: in about what type of bag he got you?
Speaker 1: I'm glad she got it, but like, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: end up with that nigga? You cursed hut.
Speaker 3: He was like, literally was like, do you have Mark
Speaker 3: Jacobs in your closet? Then why the fuck would you
Speaker 3: think that you should buy me.
Speaker 4: A Mark Jacob?
Speaker 2: Okay, so what's your reaction? I was shocked, bye, but
Speaker 2: you to see but to see that she she got
Speaker 2: what she wanted. I do always say.
Speaker 4: Well, she don't want.
Speaker 2: No, I mean you wouldn't talk, So I mean that's
Speaker 2: possible you received the gifted. Except But to me, I.
Speaker 3: Think it's it is important to if you have a
Speaker 3: certain way in which you want your partner to shower you,
Speaker 3: or show up for you, or be in a relationship,
Speaker 3: it's easier to set those boundaries out the gate, and
Speaker 3: if he doesn't want to abide by them, y'all could
Speaker 3: be done.
Speaker 1: But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Most women right now want a nigga with money, Want
Speaker 3: a nigga that's gonna shower them, Want a nigga that's
Speaker 3: gonna spoil them. Want somebody who's gonna help them with
Speaker 3: their bills. So I guess a lot of them want.
Speaker 3: This is where I let's blame the patriot.
Speaker 2: There's a there's a differentiation in what you're looking for.
Speaker 2: Most women that I'm meeting seem to be wanting love,
Speaker 2: wanting a decent man. We are complaining all the time
Speaker 2: how niggas ain't shit because we want someone great. However,
Speaker 2: I don't think there's a way in hell that you
Speaker 2: have a situation like this where you pretty much threaten
Speaker 2: a nigga, you know what I'm saying, Then they.
Speaker 1: Do this to where you ever respect them. I think I.
Speaker 2: Don't think I could ever respect a nigga that I've
Speaker 2: literally talked to tricks like this.
Speaker 3: No, but that's why I am saying. I think the
Speaker 3: modern day woman is going into dating with the expectations
Speaker 3: of the men that they are pursuing to be more
Speaker 3: of their tricks and their providers than actual loving part.
Speaker 3: You think that a modern day woman is looking for
Speaker 3: a man that can provide, which I think is honestly
Speaker 3: why providing I'm saying over I'm march when I say that,
Speaker 3: it's because as women who can pay for their own
Speaker 3: can do their own. And when we talk about dating
Speaker 3: our equals or being with men that we think are us,
Speaker 3: it makes the same amount of money than us or more.
Speaker 3: When women provide themselves a certain thing, they do want
Speaker 3: their men to do that or more. And I think
Speaker 3: we're think we're leaning No, I think we're leaning into
Speaker 3: effect of and men can blame themselves for this too.
Speaker 3: I think there's a lot of men that lean it,
Speaker 3: that lean to gifts, lean to paying bills, lean into
Speaker 3: what they can do in terms of provision, providing what
Speaker 3: they because a lot of them can only show up
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 2: So do we how do women then show up? How
Speaker 2: do we then? Are we just hot for?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Look, well you're shaking your head for a lot of
Speaker 2: men are what people want.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, but it's.
Speaker 7: Usually all they are is nice and pretty.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's usually all the woman what you want.
Speaker 3: But we're talking about the Okay, so real quick, and
Speaker 3: maybe this is a conversation too with other men that
Speaker 3: you talked to and stuff. What does it seem like
Speaker 3: men are seeking from women? If women are seeking their bills,
Speaker 3: paid to be spoiled persons and all these things, what
Speaker 3: do majority of the men y'all talk to outside of
Speaker 3: maybe looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, I don't think.
Speaker 7: I don't think men really know, to be honest, beyond sex, Like,
Speaker 7: I don't think they really have the wisdom to think
Speaker 7: further than that, to be real.
Speaker 5: I disagree, heavy, Okay, what do you what do you think?
Speaker 5: Because you know you've had girlfriends, you've had just things kings.
Speaker 5: You know which one was which, and you know which
Speaker 5: one you approach with?
Speaker 1: How right? Yeah? So you know what you wanted?
Speaker 7: She's no I did. But most of my male friends though,
Speaker 7: it's like I don't think they really have a clue.
Speaker 2: I honestly, you know what, I actually think the same
Speaker 2: with the women in my life. I think the women
Speaker 2: nobody knows. I know, I think a lot. I'm just
Speaker 2: saying genderize. This isn't a gender specific thing. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: both genders. But I have noticed over time that I
Speaker 2: can I only think I got what I want, be
Speaker 2: what I wanted because I was very specific this go round,
Speaker 2: and a lot of the times in my life I
Speaker 2: really was like, you know, we've said this even together, Like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm I've done this in my life. I've I've been successful,
Speaker 2: Like I need the same thing in a partner. That
Speaker 2: was all I got Obay made bread. And I was
Speaker 2: like I had to be so much more specific when manifesting,
Speaker 2: and like I didn't even use the word praying the
Speaker 2: next go round. It wasn't that I didn't ask for
Speaker 2: someone successful. It was like successful and generous with their
Speaker 2: time with me, generous with their and just not enough.
Speaker 1: With their resources, like all of it. It had to
Speaker 1: be more broad.
Speaker 2: But it was also when I said that it wasn't
Speaker 2: because I was being greedy about what I wanted from
Speaker 2: that man. I was more so thinking of what we
Speaker 2: could bake together, because I need to date someone successful,
Speaker 2: in my opinion, because I want to build with that
Speaker 2: person in the same type of arena. I don't want
Speaker 2: to come in and just buy a house with a
Speaker 2: nigga that's got a hundred bucks to his name.
Speaker 1: I don't grow up.
Speaker 2: But before when I wanted a successful dude, it was
Speaker 2: because my brain was like your friend, I still wanted love,
Speaker 2: but I wanted that nigga to shower me with things.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: That to me is when you kind of get this shift.
Speaker 2: What are you looking for when you ask for a
Speaker 2: man with money? I think that I think is.
Speaker 3: Also different too, because we want to excel professionally, we
Speaker 3: make our own money. I think for a lot of
Speaker 3: my friends, they would be fine with the housewife life
Speaker 3: and they don't aspire to start their own businesses or
Speaker 3: work in corporate forever. A part of them do want
Speaker 3: to be taken care of, and I think there are
Speaker 3: a lot of women who would rather just be taken
Speaker 3: care of than struggle, and so that's maybe why they're leaning.
Speaker 2: I empathize with that too, but I will say that, Like,
Speaker 2: my mom was a housewife, right, and there was a
Speaker 2: lot of times where I would kind of get not
Speaker 2: what's the word, not angry resentful because I kind of
Speaker 2: felt like when I got older, I was working hard
Speaker 2: and she couldn't really understand it. Or I would struggle
Speaker 2: with things and she wasn't understanding it because she's her
Speaker 2: housewife thirty five years right. But the struggle versus the
Speaker 2: happiness my mom was in a happy, healthy marriage. If
Speaker 2: all you're thinking about is a man that takes over
Speaker 2: the job that you don't like, where's the happiness?
Speaker 4: Oh baby, oh baby. But this is the problem.
Speaker 3: This is the I'd rather cry in a Rose Royce
Speaker 3: than cry in a Honda. Like I don't think that
Speaker 3: I know, but I'm saying that that's the trope. That's
Speaker 3: that's what's being put out though, And a lot of
Speaker 3: people are leaning into the bird way of things, like
Speaker 3: we are literally pedestal you know, we are pedestaling baby mamas,
Speaker 3: We are pedestaling.
Speaker 1: The raffer's girlfriends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're pedestaling broken home man.
Speaker 1: This is the thing to do.
Speaker 2: When I see single women on a vacation. Most of
Speaker 2: my vacations, this year of taking with my presence and
Speaker 2: guess what. Guess what society thinks? Oh, I wonder what
Speaker 2: trick pay for that?
Speaker 1: Who saw? Sometimes?
Speaker 2: But the world is changing, and I'm gonna say where
Speaker 2: my brain goes. Every time I meet single women on vacation.
Speaker 2: Of course black girls, I'm talking to them immediately. All
Speaker 2: of them are like, you know, really successful what they do.
Speaker 2: They're living there there, very fucking happy. Them bitches got
Speaker 2: there fucking never full or whatever that they got. They
Speaker 2: they really lit, like them bitches at the same luxury resort.
Speaker 1: So I'm using my Marriott discount. Okay, I am using
Speaker 1: that employee. But I'm just saying, like, these girls are
Speaker 1: living a life that's amazing. They're happy, They're doing their thing.
Speaker 1: You know it.
Speaker 2: You be on boats with your friends. Like this is
Speaker 2: a real way that women do exist. Women are very
Speaker 2: independent this go around. Like you're not about to tell
Speaker 2: me you just happy in a fucking Bentley because a
Speaker 2: nigga about it for you, Like single bitches that get
Speaker 2: in their own they're fucking really lit.
Speaker 1: Both can exist. Both both can exist, but both exist
Speaker 1: because you did say, like.
Speaker 5: You can't see someone truly subscribing to that, but I've
Speaker 5: seen it in just ins.
Speaker 1: Oh and it being happy? Sorry, I think both. Can
Speaker 1: you think they could be happy with someone that just
Speaker 1: because of the money, I think exist, I do. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's I don't. I guess I don't
Speaker 1: believe it.
Speaker 3: I do believe that money can bring about a happiness.
Speaker 3: Do I think in every aspect the relationship will be
Speaker 3: healthy and happy. I don't think that's the case in
Speaker 3: any relationship. I think you're always gonna have ebbs and blows.
Speaker 3: But I do think that there are people where that
Speaker 3: would bring happiness to them. And I'm I'm gonna hold
Speaker 3: you for whatever bullshit you have to deal with. It
Speaker 3: gets a little bit easier to deal with a nigga
Speaker 3: who doing for you than a nigga who ain't doing
Speaker 3: for you that you got a motherfucker take care of
Speaker 3: like he want of the kids that you pushed out, Yo.
Speaker 1: COUCHI did, y'all. Watch.
Speaker 2: Love is blind, habibi, No, I just I saw not
Speaker 2: for it. Though I'm gonna make it quick, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna drag it. But because all of them are Muslim,
Speaker 2: a lot of them arranged right. No love is blind,
Speaker 2: is already arranged. Okay, yeah, but they don't kiss when
Speaker 2: they meet, they don't stay in the same room. Like
Speaker 2: you get to see the principles right there. But there
Speaker 2: is an episode in the first day this girl met
Speaker 2: this guy. He goes, what do you like to do
Speaker 2: for fun?
Speaker 1: What are your passionate?
Speaker 2: She goes to I love to dance, I love to
Speaker 2: be for air, left to have fun and he goes,
Speaker 2: he loved to dance. I don't like it. He said
Speaker 2: that the first day. They never really spoke about it again.
Speaker 2: He was the reason they broke up, and she literally said,
Speaker 2: me and Briondo were debating each other. She was like,
Speaker 2: how the fuck can you not give up something for love,
Speaker 2: for happiness whatever? I'm like, bro identity is some that
Speaker 2: women lose when they give it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, up right, yep.
Speaker 2: The woman literally broke up with him over dancing. They
Speaker 2: were about to get married. They went to the honeymoon,
Speaker 2: meeting family everything. I say that because that probably made
Speaker 2: her happy. I don't believe when you're you could be
Speaker 2: with an ain't shit nigga and have money and it's
Speaker 2: really that lit.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. I don't I don't see it.
Speaker 1: I don't believe it to be real.
Speaker 2: I know ho long girls that have dated ball players, rappers,
Speaker 2: all that shit. They're always complaining. There's always an emptiness
Speaker 2: if this is not something they subscribe to. If you
Speaker 2: don't love your nigga fucking one hundred bitches or whatever,
Speaker 2: but that's it. The high is the trip he took
Speaker 2: that you could post. The high is your new teeth.
Speaker 2: The high is whatever you got bought. And then you
Speaker 2: live off of that high. But you don't even live
Speaker 2: off of it for yourself. You live off it to
Speaker 2: show everyone else that you're doing okay. I actually really
Speaker 2: don't believe it. Some of my single friends are really
Speaker 2: going through it right now, holiday times, feeling alone, a
Speaker 2: bad breakup. In those two, I'm sorry, one of them's
Speaker 2: more happy.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's why I said single by choice.
Speaker 3: The thing we talked about that towards the end, I
Speaker 3: do believe people can be happier single than in a
Speaker 3: relationship that it's not happy, But I do think men
Speaker 3: with money and those and women that lean into those
Speaker 3: type of relationships because of the finances, there is a
Speaker 3: happiness that I think can come from those relationships.
Speaker 1: And I don't think they're bad.
Speaker 5: To your point, it's almost also really hard to desensitize
Speaker 5: that those two true reality.
Speaker 1: Do you think white people are like this? You do
Speaker 1: think this is like shade shit.
Speaker 3: This is why they go to the to the big
Speaker 3: school so that they can land a niggas have a
Speaker 3: good with.
Speaker 1: The whole, like.
Speaker 2: You gotta do experts like I'm hold you. I feel
Speaker 2: like I'm on both twitters right now. I'm starting to
Speaker 2: cross over because I'll be trying to follow, like I
Speaker 2: need to diete my feed what's going on on the
Speaker 2: other side of the world. There is so much conversation
Speaker 2: with black women pushing each other to get shit out
Speaker 2: of niggas that sometimes I don't see I see it
Speaker 2: from like the euro escorts side of TikTok, but like
Speaker 2: regular American white girls, if they're living that life, it
Speaker 2: doesn't feel.
Speaker 1: Like it's so much. You know what to do.
Speaker 3: You got niggas like Tyree's Haliburt and they go for
Speaker 3: a midass white bitch. And that's the other when you
Speaker 3: had people with money, they go for the mid baby bruh.
Speaker 3: He just posted up with like three sixes. So when
Speaker 3: you're a white woman Unfortunately you have the privilege is
Speaker 3: because of your whiteness being able to bag a nigga
Speaker 3: with money.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro, with no, with no effort. I
Speaker 2: don't want to say she's being able to not lead
Speaker 2: with money because maybe you have generations white girls like that. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: he just did a video with three with three white women.
Speaker 2: That's bro. That wasn't even his girlfriend, that's his girlfriend. No,
Speaker 2: he was with three white women that he met at
Speaker 2: the club brou It said love you fifty cent and
Speaker 2: was like drunk lit with three bitches.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: Look up Tyre's halliburt in three bitches, three whites, not
Speaker 3: the girl, br look up what I don't know what
Speaker 3: you want to google Tyree to put in Tyree's fifty
Speaker 3: cent and his three friends send friends the nuts, crazy nuts.
Speaker 1: She probably don't care.
Speaker 3: Bro, look at them bitches because they was white. They
Speaker 3: got the access to a nigga worth three hundred million dollars.
Speaker 3: These worth three million, two hundred, but same thing two
Speaker 3: hundred for three year old.
Speaker 1: I want your friend. This is this is what I'm saying. Goddamn,
Speaker 1: this is what I'm saying. I want a diamond bag.
Speaker 1: No bitch. She's black, and so we.
Speaker 2: Have to demand ship because we don't have the white
Speaker 2: privilege to just show up.
Speaker 1: And be the bare minimum.
Speaker 2: Come, be mediocre, come from and mind you, these white
Speaker 2: women probably come from wealth, so they don't have to
Speaker 2: lean in with money.
Speaker 1: We a lot of us don't have that, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But that's the crazy part.
Speaker 2: Okay, So here's the thing. White women must be more
Speaker 2: tactful with it in a way.
Speaker 1: They sure are. They are. They're coming in. Mothers have
Speaker 1: been doing this for years. Bro, it's work.
Speaker 4: We live in Montasito. Do you even know where that is?
Speaker 8: Yo?
Speaker 1: Shut up? No, I'm not joking, Mandy. I went. When
Speaker 1: I went to Schultz's wedding, it was in a place
Speaker 1: called Montecito. Never heard of this.
Speaker 2: I got there, I thought I was in HBO. Max women,
Speaker 2: even his wife's lovely parents. By the way, even the
Speaker 2: way they spoke made me feel poor. They said something
Speaker 2: about diving for lobsters and I was like, whoa, it's
Speaker 2: like but there were really sweet people, and they were
Speaker 2: really welcoming obviously to their home.
Speaker 1: This is just their reality. They just ship.
Speaker 2: You're looking at this, you're watching this shit in real time,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, dog, but that's the thing. This
Speaker 2: ain't how niggas talk. You put me in that house.
Speaker 2: I'm be like, bitch, were So that's the thing.
Speaker 3: And the men with money want to feel like they're
Speaker 3: around somebody that knows how to exist around that where
Speaker 3: it's not new, and unfortunately a lot of us don't
Speaker 3: have that experience growing up. I'm just saying, so, Realkwick,
Speaker 3: we're gonna get into some history bad quick Brookwick. Uh,
Speaker 3: the history of Christmas sex. I only thought it was
Speaker 3: right because while y'all about to be kissing under the mistle,
Speaker 3: so you know, sneaking away after after your kids open
Speaker 3: their presence and they playing with them, y'all gonna sneak
Speaker 3: to the bedroom and get a little quickie in for
Speaker 3: the holidays. I wanted to kind of bring up the
Speaker 3: history of sex and I just had three little quick ways, which, bitch,
Speaker 3: this shit being happening, the shit crazy, it's wild, and
Speaker 3: y'all need to look into the history of this shit.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna go all the way back to the
Speaker 3: Roman Empire for the first one.
Speaker 1: So for the.
Speaker 3: Romans, one week at the end of December was reserved
Speaker 3: for merrymaking. From the seventeenth to the twenty third of
Speaker 3: December every year, the Festival of Saturnalia look it up
Speaker 3: celebrated the god Saturn. There are many similarities between Saturnalia
Speaker 3: and Christmas, including using bows of Hollya's decoration, giving gifts,
Speaker 3: and feasting. It started as a one day event to
Speaker 3: honor Saturn, the Roman god of farming and the harvest.
Speaker 3: It included a sacrifice of young pigs at a temple
Speaker 3: dedicated to Saturn, which were eaten at the public feast
Speaker 3: the next day. At the end of the year, Rome
Speaker 3: was placed to party, so social norms went out the
Speaker 3: window as the city took on a carnivalesque atmosphere except
Speaker 3: of drinking, feasting, cross dressing and orgies were commonplace during
Speaker 3: this time.
Speaker 1: We like Chris Hello.
Speaker 2: The Roman poet Marshall published that during the Saturnalia he
Speaker 2: felt that the liberal spirit caused by the festival made
Speaker 2: the insidious nature of many of his This.
Speaker 1: Is a word for buddy, Now you.
Speaker 4: Citious bitch for one week. Here's the other part that
Speaker 4: I found crazy. Y'all ready the slaves what bitch.
Speaker 1: They wore? This is crazy too. Based on our history.
Speaker 3: The slaves were pointing hats to signify them as recently
Speaker 3: made freemen, and they would get to partake in the
Speaker 3: same selatious behavior as their master.
Speaker 2: Oh this is the white slag. No, no, no, you
Speaker 2: don't think there was Roman history. Wait there was no
Speaker 2: was there not black people in Rome?
Speaker 1: Rome? There was white slaves. I'm just hoping. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to keep the light. A white slave would be a
Speaker 1: fun story.
Speaker 3: A white slave. Okay, So the white slaves, no, because
Speaker 3: then they wore the points he has. Bitch, now, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: we're trying to read now our motherfucking motherfuckers cat ware
Speaker 3: the points had Anyways, the slaves were points he has
Speaker 3: to signify them as recently made freemen, and they would
Speaker 3: partake in the same selacious behaviors.
Speaker 4: This is the same three hundred and eighty nine eighty
Speaker 4: there was white slaves.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: So it says though that between this time, the Christian
Speaker 4: Roman emperor theod Theodosius, Theodicus whatever, theo uh, the Christian
Speaker 4: Roman emperor theo uh went ahead and banned all of
Speaker 4: these activities. And this is when they actually say that
Speaker 4: Christian monotheism and monogamy arose.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I sidetrack in Google my ad. D uh huh.
Speaker 2: Slaves in Rome were prisoners awards sailors captured by pirates
Speaker 2: or people outside of the Roman territory. But in hard times,
Speaker 2: Roman citizens would raise money by selling their children to
Speaker 2: slavery and then buy them back.
Speaker 3: God damn. Well, now you made it real dark. Not
Speaker 3: the children, was the slaves. So wanted to make sure. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: it wasn't us. It wasn't us.
Speaker 1: It wasn't us.
Speaker 3: This next one is really interesting, y'all because we're talking
Speaker 3: about Santa Claus. So for the Christians, y'all could be
Speaker 3: real may here. But let me tell y'all about how
Speaker 3: Santa Claus. Uh, pretty much had the name he He
Speaker 3: became known as the patron of Saint not Saint Croix.
Speaker 3: But the patrons say, the patrons say of prostitutes.
Speaker 1: Let me get into it.
Speaker 2: Santa Claus, this's the onion or the childe, whatever it's called. No,
Speaker 2: I want you to know this source. No, there's a prostitution.
Speaker 3: Wow, he was not a prostitutional whor he was trying
Speaker 3: to keep his daughters from being positu. Oh so let
Speaker 3: me tell you how he did that, So the most
Speaker 3: fantastic Oh wait, it's possible. The three daughters. He was like,
Speaker 3: we not turning y'all into a hole or ho yeah.
Speaker 1: We go bitch. So the most is amazing. It is so.
Speaker 3: The most fascinating story related to current day Santa involves
Speaker 3: Saint Nicholas coming to the aid of a poor man
Speaker 3: who could not afford the dowry for his three daughters.
Speaker 3: Without funds, the daughters were destined to remain unmarried and
Speaker 3: would likely turn to a life of prostitution. Upon hearing
Speaker 3: of their plight, Nicholas decided to help their first daughter
Speaker 3: when she came of age.
Speaker 1: To avoid embarrassing.
Speaker 3: The family with a public display, Nicholas went to the
Speaker 3: house under the cover of night and through a purse
Speaker 3: filled with gold through a window for the family to
Speaker 3: discover the next morning. Summertellings of the story have Nicholas
Speaker 3: returning three consecutive nights with a bag for each daughter,
Speaker 3: others having him returning as each girl came of age,
Speaker 3: either way attempting to discover the identity of their benefactor.
Speaker 1: The father of this.
Speaker 3: Family lide awake on the third evening for the third daughter.
Speaker 3: In this version, Nicholas learns of the father's plans and
Speaker 3: decides to drop the bag down the chimney instead of
Speaker 3: throwing it through the window. Another version describes the daughters
Speaker 3: washing their stockings that evening and hanging them over the
Speaker 3: embers to dry, which is where we get the stockings
Speaker 3: over the fireplace. Oh so Sodiam coming down the thing.
Speaker 3: The bag of gold then falls into one of the stockings.
Speaker 3: This is how Saint Nicholas became known as the patron
Speaker 3: Saint of prostitution or St.
Speaker 2: Nick the Dick, Saint Nick the Dick. Saint Nick the
Speaker 2: Dick is crazy. Sorry, now listen, Santa Claus. The whole
Speaker 2: ho hos all the things, you know, That's what it is.
Speaker 2: The Romans going wild.
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting.
Speaker 3: If y'all want to look up, I have something else
Speaker 3: to give and maybe we'll I'll add this on Patreon.
Speaker 3: But the Innuits of Central Arctic also did a really
Speaker 3: fascinating thing. It is the thing laughing because this is
Speaker 3: such a word, like this whole thing. First off, I'm
Speaker 3: I'm reading a lot learning.
Speaker 1: No, I'm glad you're taking the brother. It is a
Speaker 1: real word. It is like no, no, I'm just.
Speaker 2: Saying this is a lot lithius. Whatever you say earlier,
Speaker 2: it's a lot lisidious. That's I don't I know the
Speaker 2: word the city.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying embraces. I couldn't have done this so.
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