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<v Speaker 1>If you thought more hours a day, dred minutes a

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<v Speaker 1>week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants of

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<v Speaker 1>the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats

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<v Speaker 1>crackheads in the ghetto cutter the same as the rich

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<v Speaker 1>pill poppers in the penthouse, to clearing house of hot takes,

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<v Speaker 1>break free for something special. The Fit Hour with Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Maller starts right now in the air everywhere. It's a Sunday,

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<v Speaker 1>Sunday Sunday, and it is time now for the mail bag,

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<v Speaker 1>as we are back at it again here all over

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<v Speaker 1>the I Heart podcast network, a global audience and people

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<v Speaker 1>downloading this podcast in countries all all over the world.

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<v Speaker 1>But of course the big ones are the U S

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<v Speaker 1>and Canada, and they're winking a knock to our friends

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<v Speaker 1>in Mexico, joined again by the man west of the

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<v Speaker 1>four oh five, David Gas. Right there, the cloud has

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<v Speaker 1>returned to the now. Not there, Anthony, how they if

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<v Speaker 1>they pick and choose their spots, It's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>Paul George and Kawhi Leonard and times Tylou So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you agree with me on that. Sometimes they're there and

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes they're like Anthony Davis, they're injured wearing street clothes,

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<v Speaker 1>street closed Davis. It's an ugly look what's uglier though? Him?

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<v Speaker 1>Or Joel embiid uh Joel m beat. Well, I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go Anthony Davis. You can't go. You can

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<v Speaker 1>go push if you want. I go Anthony Day. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go Anthony Davis. When go on that? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's embarrassing. Yeah, all right, So we have the mail bag,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I don't like to waste any time.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go right into the mat backs. My

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<v Speaker 1>favorite podcast. I love answering the questions of the random

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<v Speaker 1>people that listen to the podcast that bother to send

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<v Speaker 1>these questions. And before we get going here, I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to point out that you can submit your question.

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<v Speaker 1>I post every usually Wednesday, some times I'll do it

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<v Speaker 1>on Tuesday, depending on when we roll the podcast. But

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<v Speaker 1>on Facebook on the Ben Mallor show page, I will

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<v Speaker 1>post on there, Hey I need some questions name and city,

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<v Speaker 1>name and city, and then most people put their name

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<v Speaker 1>in city and there's always some a holes that don't.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you can also email the real It's Real

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<v Speaker 1>fifth Hour at gmail dot com. Real fifth Hour at

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<v Speaker 1>gmail dot com. You have to spell fifth out f

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<v Speaker 1>I F T H real fifth hour at gmail dot

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<v Speaker 1>com and you can submit a question that way. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I have not a question, but I do have not

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<v Speaker 1>an email, a letter from a listener. Oh is that right,

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<v Speaker 1>an actual physical snail mail letter. Yes, an actual handwritten letter.

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<v Speaker 1>Might allowed to read it. I didn't know people still

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<v Speaker 1>send those, Yeah, I mean they still sent him. We

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<v Speaker 1>got it a few days ago in the mail. Oddly enough,

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<v Speaker 1>it came with a bottle of Texas style whiskey. Mm hmm. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>So the note says, David, thanks, thank you for you

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<v Speaker 1>and Ben providing some laughs over the past shitty year.

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<v Speaker 1>Save some of this from when Ben finally cooks his

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<v Speaker 1>freezer burnt tomahawk, and of course when King Newsome gets

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<v Speaker 1>booted out. Sorry it took so long. Work in vacation

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<v Speaker 1>with the family, got Tokyo Sydney tele Avision coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pilot. We'll give you an email report. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're looking forward to that. I believe we are locked

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<v Speaker 1>down in all rooms now. We did have freedom in Japan,

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<v Speaker 1>but with the Olympics, I think just one away or

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<v Speaker 1>just a few months away. Sydney has always been a prison,

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of assholes. Tel Aviv shall be interesting. Take care,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pilot, Yes, sir, he did. He did. He

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<v Speaker 1>send me some some Texas style whiskey. And it's dark.

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<v Speaker 1>So the darker it is, the heavier the hangover will be. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you enjoyed. But he sent me that really

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<v Speaker 1>cool looking m hat you know, the minor league team

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<v Speaker 1>from Montgomery Biscuits. Yeah, yeah, so that that had will last,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, many years. I'll get to wear that hat,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, occasionally, for for many many years. That but

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<v Speaker 1>once you drink that alcohol, it's gone. It's over, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's seems it's the opportunity to cherish that with

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<v Speaker 1>a burnt tomahawk steak again. Once you cook that tomahawk

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<v Speaker 1>steak the way it needs to be, it's not a past.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're not gonna put it in a frame. Not no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>to love the Mallard Louve. I will document everything like

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<v Speaker 1>we're at the Louve. Absolutely all right, I'm glad I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a pilot. Still right, have an email. I haven't got

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<v Speaker 1>an email from I'm a pilot in a while. I

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<v Speaker 1>wondered what he was up to. Still traveling the world,

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<v Speaker 1>John in northern Colorado. Right, So he says, Ben, do

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<v Speaker 1>you drive out of your way to buy cheaper gas

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<v Speaker 1>or do you pay whatever the most convenient station is charging?

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<v Speaker 1>Not what I do, John. I am a Costco member,

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<v Speaker 1>so I I go to Costco to get my guest.

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<v Speaker 1>But Costco's gas is usually pack so my move, I

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<v Speaker 1>will go right when they open. The gas station near

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<v Speaker 1>me opens at five thirty in the morning, and I

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<v Speaker 1>will get there at five and I will go in

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<v Speaker 1>and out and no problem, and I'll get the because

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<v Speaker 1>Costco is always twenty the thirty cents cheaper than any

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<v Speaker 1>of the gas stations. So I always go to Costco

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<v Speaker 1>and get gas. And now occasionally when I'm out and

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<v Speaker 1>about and I'm not near a Costco or Costco is closed,

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<v Speaker 1>like on the weekends, they're not open very long, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'll I'll then have to suck it up and get gouged,

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<v Speaker 1>but I will refuse. I'd rather run out of gas.

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<v Speaker 1>Like sometimes there's parts of of l A and there's

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<v Speaker 1>and New York is the worst of this, but but

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<v Speaker 1>there's there's places where the gas is like they like

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<v Speaker 1>five fifty six dollars a gallon. You know, they just

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<v Speaker 1>they don't want you to buy it. I would rather

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<v Speaker 1>run out of gas on principle than spend five fifty

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<v Speaker 1>for a gallon of gas, So screw them. Yeah. Usually

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<v Speaker 1>next to the airports, of course, or or the rental

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<v Speaker 1>car Yeah, the rental car places. They always jack up

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<v Speaker 1>the price right around there. You're gonna be in a

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<v Speaker 1>delicate spot once you moved the Mallar Mansion. I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>curious to see, like where you pin your gas locations

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<v Speaker 1>for pick up? Yeah, I don't know. I mean maybe

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<v Speaker 1>we won't move the Mallar Mansion. You never know. No idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Barry in Music City Rights and he says, yo yo

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<v Speaker 1>mob Bennie, how long have you and Eddie worked together?

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<v Speaker 1>And would you to be the longest tenure duo at

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<v Speaker 1>fs ARE. Uh, Well, we me and Eddie worked together

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<v Speaker 1>at different times on the weekends and the early days.

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<v Speaker 1>We were paired together and Eddie went and did some

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<v Speaker 1>other stuff. I did other stuff, and then we've been

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<v Speaker 1>together on this version of The Overnight Show since. But

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<v Speaker 1>we had worked together off and on, and yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really a technicality, Berry, because I've been at the network

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<v Speaker 1>since two thousand which is a long time. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was whacked. I was giving a pink slip January nine,

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<v Speaker 1>had a six month, twenty six day break from from radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Was let go, and then they brought me back. After

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<v Speaker 1>that point, Eddie started, I think a couple of years

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<v Speaker 1>after that, or at least a year after that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then uh he uh, he's been straight through. He didn't

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't get he didn't get the guillotine like I got.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh so it's really but but you know, six

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<v Speaker 1>months and twenty so I think I'm still a few

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<v Speaker 1>months ahead, at least a few months ahead of Eddie

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<v Speaker 1>in the overall employment. But you'd have to contact HR.

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<v Speaker 1>But but but yeah, as far as the people that

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<v Speaker 1>work at the network, yeah, there's nobody. They're all going.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's gone. I mean I know people all over the

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<v Speaker 1>place that used to work at the network that are

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<v Speaker 1>not there. I mean, just complete, complete turnover. There's like,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a guy in the imaging department, Chris Lindsley, who's

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<v Speaker 1>been there longer than me, but he's he's behind the scene,

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<v Speaker 1>secret guy. But he's the only one. Every everyone else's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>come in late Chris, and Iowa says, can you give

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<v Speaker 1>us a mini monologue on the Tuck Rule game. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>in mind that Brady had both hands on the ball

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<v Speaker 1>when he was hit, thereby re establishing himself as a

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<v Speaker 1>ball carrier, not a thrower. Awesome. The original call was fumble.

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<v Speaker 1>See the picture he posted a picture here, I says, ps,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all I have left as a Raider fan. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>christ No, I was actually on the night of the

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<v Speaker 1>Tuck Rule game, and so I did a monologue then.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not going to recreate the monologue, but I

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<v Speaker 1>do recall the radio call from Gregg Poppa, who was

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<v Speaker 1>assuming that the Raiders were going to the Super Bowl,

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<v Speaker 1>right they had won the game and it didn't work out.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see your Kyrie in Okay. See says hey, big Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>why does Cooper Loop get so butt hurt when you

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<v Speaker 1>tell the truth about those bums, the Fakers. I hate

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<v Speaker 1>the Lakers more than any team in all of sports.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of the reasons why I love you, Big Ben.

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<v Speaker 1>You let those historians know the truth. That's right. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Email continues, I don't care who wins the championship. As

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<v Speaker 1>long as the Fakers don't, then I feel like my

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<v Speaker 1>team won. He says. He says, f the Lakers a

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<v Speaker 1>rhythmic chance style, just like you like it. There you go,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the great Kyrie, one of my my big supports. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, Kyrie. I'm right there with you. Well, there's

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<v Speaker 1>a Cooper loop and in Roberto, but Coop's worse than this.

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<v Speaker 1>They think they're just better because they like the Lakers,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and they they support the Lakers, so they're

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<v Speaker 1>better people. And it's just bullshit. But this is the

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<v Speaker 1>mindset you gotta deal with. These people have ne roses,

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<v Speaker 1>these Laker historians, and it is great. It's great for life,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great for human nity, it's great for the sporting world.

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<v Speaker 1>When the Lakers take it in the chin, it's just better.

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<v Speaker 1>Sports are just better when the Lakers lose. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>more fun. Life is better, you feel, you feel good,

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<v Speaker 1>you look better. That's just the way it is. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>They're bad. They're just bad people. They are clearly all right.

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<v Speaker 1>This one's from Jose in Massachusetts. He says, Hey, Lord Ben,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Jose. Thank you again for working Memorial Day. I

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<v Speaker 1>really appreciate it. You're the only one I listened to now.

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<v Speaker 1>You and Kwammy Brown at that. Thanks again, you're a

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<v Speaker 1>good example of hard work. We try to get Kwammie

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<v Speaker 1>Brown on the podcast, he did not get back to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Kwammie Brown not interested in the past. I guess Kwami

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<v Speaker 1>is at the point now where he's becoming a big

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<v Speaker 1>internet star all of a sudden, so he doesn't need

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<v Speaker 1>to promote himself anymore. Pierre in Springfield, mass Stitusetts down

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<v Speaker 1>the street from the Pro Basketball Hall of Fame, where

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<v Speaker 1>you can see Muffett McGraw says Ben, Are you and

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<v Speaker 1>or Dave responsible for drumming up sponsorships for Benny Versus

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<v Speaker 1>the Penny on the YouTube? Fanatics is great in a

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<v Speaker 1>huge get, but sometimes the answer is staring you in

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<v Speaker 1>the face. Have you, guys not landed a major alcohol distributor,

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<v Speaker 1>weed dispensary or sports betting coming? There you go? You've

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<v Speaker 1>made a living on drunks and Degenerate's time to monetize. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>not there you, Pierre. Now, we we are opened all

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<v Speaker 1>of that, and if anyone wants to advertise, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not sure what Benny Versus the Penny is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>look like in one, but it's rapidly approaching. NFL training

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<v Speaker 1>camp opens up in less than fifty days. They'll be

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<v Speaker 1>playing exhibition games shortly after that, and then the regular

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<v Speaker 1>season of the NFL will start in September. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest part of the year for sports programming. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the really New Year's Day is the start in the

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<v Speaker 1>NFL season kicking off. That's when it all begins. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>He also says, I'd like to to plug your cameo.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, Ben, a fantastic, fantastic fifty a birthday shoutow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Pierre had a birthday and his birthday was yesterday, June

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<v Speaker 1>fifth was his birthday, and he said he thanked thanks

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<v Speaker 1>for the shout out, the mini monologue, and he appreciated

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<v Speaker 1>the the length. He says, I look forward to ordering

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<v Speaker 1>one from David as soon as I can find a

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<v Speaker 1>discounted promo code off the dark web. I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to hear him wax poetic about all my outstanding qualities

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<v Speaker 1>as a contributor to the show and podcast. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess the question is for all of us, outside of

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<v Speaker 1>this love fest between you and Pierre, Um, were you

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<v Speaker 1>in a shower or bathtub when you did this cameo

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<v Speaker 1>for him? Now, I was sitting right here in this

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<v Speaker 1>chair in the studio, and I watched. But in to this,

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<v Speaker 1>Pierre is one of the great show contributors. The guy adds, content,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I was in bullshitting, Like, there's some guys

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<v Speaker 1>that are really tuned in and they're locked in on

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<v Speaker 1>what we're doing, and they help drive the content and segments.

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<v Speaker 1>They will give us something to talk about and lo

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<v Speaker 1>and behold, we've done a great segment of radio in

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<v Speaker 1>part because of something that somebody like Pierre sent in. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you can walk on the four h five freeway crap

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<v Speaker 1>your pants and he'd say that was Filet Mignon Like

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<v Speaker 1>that guy absolutely adores you. Listen. He's a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a renaissance man, Pierre. He is. He's obviously a great father.

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<v Speaker 1>His daughter wanted the cameo for him, so shatter errands.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's a good job, good job by her. And

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah, happy birthday. There you go. Happy birthday to you, Pierre,

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<v Speaker 1>and many, many, many many more. Kevin in Kansas he

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<v Speaker 1>writes and says, Hey, Ben and David, you've set the

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<v Speaker 1>bar pretty high the past few months. Great podcast. Your

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<v Speaker 1>Friday guests have been informative. Your Saturday topics and Sunday

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<v Speaker 1>mail bags have been very entertaining by this is pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>This is buttering the biscuits. It's good here. Good job

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<v Speaker 1>by you. I think you missed the spot, Kevin. He says,

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<v Speaker 1>do you ever feel pressure to keep the content so good?

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<v Speaker 1>Or do you just ride the wave each week and

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<v Speaker 1>go with the flow keep up the good uh work?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh well, Kevin, I believe in the one step at

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<v Speaker 1>a time philosophy. And I don't know, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like you think I'm worried about next week's podcast, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll I've got the radio show to worry about during

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<v Speaker 1>the week. So usually a day or two before the podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, okay, we gotta get you know what

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<v Speaker 1>were gonna do here? But it's really dependent. It's a uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the word I'm going It depends on what's going on,

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<v Speaker 1>Like there's gotta be something that you can't plan too

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<v Speaker 1>far and ahead too far ahead, like I there's sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>we'll have people on that wrote books, like we had

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<v Speaker 1>Dave Parker on that was booked way in advance, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's some other people that have actually I've talked to

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<v Speaker 1>about booking that we we might might put on here

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<v Speaker 1>in the future that we have to book in advance.

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<v Speaker 1>But for the most part, it's you who can we

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<v Speaker 1>get on what would be interesting, who's in the news,

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<v Speaker 1>what something like that. But we usually do that like

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<v Speaker 1>just a couple of days before the podcast, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think personally, for me, I don't I don't feel pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>I just look for the most vulnaible situation to try

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<v Speaker 1>to put you in with the guests. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>do as you said, let me do a cost benefit analysis.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I have malleus the most fans standard. There's

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<v Speaker 1>like a boiler plate email the Ben. I've been listening

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<v Speaker 1>to you for blank for blank years. I've always enjoyed

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<v Speaker 1>your show and found it entertaining, but it's for the

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<v Speaker 1>button there. But I can no longer gonna listen to

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<v Speaker 1>you because you said blank and you had blank on

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast, and I politically don't agree with you, so

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<v Speaker 1>screw you. Yeah, that's pretty much how those emails go.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for that. Like we had doctor sat on

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<v Speaker 1>you know, very good. I thought he was great from

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<v Speaker 1>Montreal and informative and you know, straight shooter and all that,

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<v Speaker 1>and the same emails popped up you know, Johnny on

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<v Speaker 1>the spot. They're showing up saying I don't want I

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<v Speaker 1>liked you for so long, but yeah, you really got

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<v Speaker 1>those from him. Yeah that is unbelievable. Well, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is because he pops up on Fox News

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<v Speaker 1>and so people. I'm convinced these people like the Biden crowd,

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<v Speaker 1>they like watch Fox News and whoever's on. They're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't you know enemy combatant there you full draw

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<v Speaker 1>the line on that. He's a foreigner. Check he's educated, check,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a doctor. Check. And he's not even from the

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<v Speaker 1>United States. I know, I don't know, and it doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter. Listen the local Rodi I was getting crap

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<v Speaker 1>because I said that Naomi Osaka I did a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of monologues. I said, well, listen, if she doesn't want

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<v Speaker 1>to it, doesn't want to talk to the media, let

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<v Speaker 1>her go get her therapy and that's it and she

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<v Speaker 1>can't play. And then the next day she she did

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<v Speaker 1>leave the French open because she was didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to the media, and uh, I was getting nasty

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<v Speaker 1>messages from people that I can't believe you were so

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<v Speaker 1>insensitive and somebody should hold you accountable for what use

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<v Speaker 1>for an opinion I should be held accountable for an

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<v Speaker 1>opinion that somebody should do their job right, that the

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<v Speaker 1>job part of being a professional athlete and tennis players

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to the media is not exactly torture. The

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<v Speaker 1>media is fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff, fluff, and the

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<v Speaker 1>media has gone softer and softer and softer and softer

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<v Speaker 1>and softer and all this, and so listen, I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't like to talk. She's an introvert. I'm an introvert.

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<v Speaker 1>But you still got to do things you don't like

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<v Speaker 1>to do. There's still things in life you have to do.

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<v Speaker 1>And the problem is it's it's Pandora's box because once

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<v Speaker 1>you allow that, you know it's the given an in

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<v Speaker 1>She'll take a mild philosophy. They'll be like, Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not doing this because I mental health. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>feel anxiety. There's a lot of things in life that

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna feel anxiety. That doesn't mean that you should

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<v Speaker 1>be allowed to not do them. Yeah, yeah, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>to me, that's the the issue that people are like, oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I can't can't do that because you know I might

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<v Speaker 1>feel uncomfortable or whatever. It's like, come on, there's there's

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<v Speaker 1>a special amount of mental capacity that you want has

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<v Speaker 1>to have to be an athlete, let alone a professional athlete. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and and there's gonna be things, you know if you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I do. But like my point was, if

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't want to talk to media, she can be

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<v Speaker 1>a douche and be like Marshawn Lynch and uh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>both teams played hard by man. You know that's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to bring my a game. You know. Go through sports

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<v Speaker 1>cliche dot com, which I contributed two back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is there at the bottoms of the contributors

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<v Speaker 1>and you can you can use that as your your

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<v Speaker 1>sounding board. Just use those cliches, hop on that bandwagon.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do your thing there. Why don't you respond

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<v Speaker 1>to those emailers now and say, you know what, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't respond to this email like i'd like to because

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<v Speaker 1>I have some some mental issues right now. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>through some well the soccer craters said, well, listen, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>triggered by this. I need therapy now. Your email hurt

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<v Speaker 1>my feelings. You know. The trick is that what you

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<v Speaker 1>should do is you should actually screenshot those emails, blackout

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<v Speaker 1>your email address, and then posted on social media, so

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<v Speaker 1>that way you're the victim. Be sure to catch live

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<v Speaker 1>editions of The Ben Maller Show week days at two

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<v Speaker 1>the I Heart Radio app. Oh yeah, well that's big.

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<v Speaker 1>Being the victims very important. You're being targeted and harassed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta find in any story, you gotta find the them,

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<v Speaker 1>and then and then you post it online and then

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<v Speaker 1>people say, oh, I feel so bad for you. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my hanging there, Oh my, my, my, my my. It's good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's wonderful. All right, what is next year? Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>any meny money mo. David from Parts Unknown says he

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<v Speaker 1>can fix baseball. Just stick to the freaking rules of

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<v Speaker 1>the game. It's just fine, nine pitches to start and

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<v Speaker 1>only eight every half inning after that. Otherwise provide box

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<v Speaker 1>springs and mattresses the odd lazy boy it would be

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<v Speaker 1>good too. So he wants a limit of eight pitches

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<v Speaker 1>per half any that'd be interesting, So you don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to walk anymore, you have to swing. What if the

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<v Speaker 1>pitch is out of the strikes and you still gotta swinky?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess so, I guess you do that. Yeah. Jason

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<v Speaker 1>from Rocky Mountain, Virginia says, have either of you been

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<v Speaker 1>on a cruise ship before? If not, your boy Rob

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<v Speaker 1>Parker commended the Golden Girls cruise. Your thoughts. I've never

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<v Speaker 1>been on a cruise. I have thought about it, but

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<v Speaker 1>I understand the accommodations are not for someone of my height,

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<v Speaker 1>so it would be problematic. And uh, it would be

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cool. I heard they're really good deals that

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<v Speaker 1>you can eat all the food you could possibly want,

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<v Speaker 1>and they've got all the great accommodations and and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>I've not been on a cruise ship. Yeah, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>on a cruise. I wanted a couple of them, but

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<v Speaker 1>I took a cruise. Mm hmmm. Twelve years ago, went

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<v Speaker 1>down to Cabo for a wedding. The wedding took place

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<v Speaker 1>prior to leaving the dock, and then obviously didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>married in international waters. They did not know. Part of

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<v Speaker 1>it's because not everyone that was attending the wedding was

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<v Speaker 1>actually going on the cruise. So we embarked I think

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<v Speaker 1>later in the afternoon, but the wedding was in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of the day, and uh yeah, it was pretty fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I don't know, I'm not a huge fan of

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<v Speaker 1>going to Mexico. But what's wrong with Mexican sucks? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like the what do you not like the water?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't drink the water. You can't drink the water.

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<v Speaker 1>I got food poisoning down there. Well that's mono zumas

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<v Speaker 1>were range, okay, law enforcements, trash, Oh yeah, federalities, federalities.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to go down the wrong street because the

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<v Speaker 1>cartels will get you. They'll do you in on that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just disappointed, man, because there are certain parts of

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<v Speaker 1>Mexico that look gorgeous. Cobble was nice. I have family

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<v Speaker 1>in Guadalajara, and I fucking love Mexican food. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>like American Mexican food. No, no, no, no, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>half my family's Mexican. That doesn't mean I think that

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<v Speaker 1>means like the food in Mexico is different than the

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<v Speaker 1>food in l A or whatever. You know, It's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's a different, different animal. I don't know. My mom

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<v Speaker 1>my aunt used to make those homemade tamales. Yeah, fun man,

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<v Speaker 1>Look one of my favorites. The nostalgia flashes back to

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<v Speaker 1>your child. I know, well, it could say the same

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<v Speaker 1>thing about matsa ball soup. Come would make it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I did, and it was great back when I was

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<v Speaker 1>But anything to eat when you're when you're a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>you like flashback to that age. But if you had

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<v Speaker 1>days right, I mean, I obviously, I know it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit different down to l A, but you'd have

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<v Speaker 1>days right where you'd go to like the local taco

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<v Speaker 1>trucks and you get the street tacos. Oh. I could

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<v Speaker 1>eat Mexican food every day the rest of my life

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<v Speaker 1>and be content and not anything else. I love Mexican food,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like that my my buddies, my Mexican buddies

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<v Speaker 1>would be like you like the green govers, like the

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<v Speaker 1>crunchy tacos, so they'd bust my balls green got tacos.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd call it. My buddy. Alex used to give me

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<v Speaker 1>a hard time about that. Roberto says, there's a good

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<v Speaker 1>spot in North Hollywood that sells some excellent street tacos. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he was saying that, But yeah, I mean, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the this is the mecca of the taco Yeah, l A.

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<v Speaker 1>It's you know, I mean so so many people here

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<v Speaker 1>from Mexico. It's uh, they brought their local delicacy. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just up the road. Great. Which is bullshit, because why

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<v Speaker 1>can't we get good pizza out here like Chicago, New York.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you can, and there's a few good piece

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<v Speaker 1>of place, it's not very many the Chicago I told

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<v Speaker 1>you a couple of years ago I had I had

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<v Speaker 1>not eaten Chicago style pizza. I didn't really think it

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<v Speaker 1>would be my thing. Because the tomato sauce is on top. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>is that good. There's a place in Vegas that does.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually there's a place in Oaks here in l A

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<v Speaker 1>that has that, but it's not I don't know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the same thing. Yeah, you gotta go to Rance's

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<v Speaker 1>and Long Beach on the Uh in Belmont Shore. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a good pie there, they do. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>really good pie. Yeah, the meat Lovers is really good.

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<v Speaker 1>The cheese is fantastic too, and uh but yeah, forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes. It's similar to what gear Donald's is. There's

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<v Speaker 1>gotta be a way you can make that at home.

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<v Speaker 1>There's gotta be a way you need to You need

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<v Speaker 1>a certain the pot they put it in, right, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not really a trade. Yeah, yeah, you need that. There's

0:25:14.760 --> 0:25:17.680
<v Speaker 1>gotta be a way you can do that, right. I

0:25:17.720 --> 0:25:20.840
<v Speaker 1>don't make something similar, you know, the right amount of dough.

0:25:21.040 --> 0:25:26.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like dough, cheese, dough. You know that's like multiple layers. Yeah.

0:25:27.160 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 1>I think if you crash and burn on it, you

0:25:28.720 --> 0:25:34.200
<v Speaker 1>can just flip it into a caw zone. Right, even

0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:36.040
<v Speaker 1>if you don't make it exactly right, How bad could

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:39.120
<v Speaker 1>it be. It's dough and cheese and tomatoes. It can't

0:25:39.119 --> 0:25:41.880
<v Speaker 1>be that bad. Yeah, it's just the whole process. I'd

0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:45.000
<v Speaker 1>had no idea until I had my first pie. It

0:25:45.119 --> 0:25:49.320
<v Speaker 1>took that long to make a Chicago style pizza. Yeah,

0:25:49.440 --> 0:25:51.919
<v Speaker 1>I remember we went there to order. It's like, holy crap.

0:25:52.000 --> 0:25:54.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, It's like so then you have to order

0:25:54.800 --> 0:25:57.320
<v Speaker 1>the appetizers because you're waiting forty five minutes for the food,

0:25:57.359 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 1>so you gotta get something else. You know, you're not

0:25:59.040 --> 0:26:02.400
<v Speaker 1>just sitting there staring. You're you know, your yourself, each

0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:07.680
<v Speaker 1>other or whatever. Uh, let's see here. Mike from Fort Wayne, Indiana, says, Ben,

0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:10.480
<v Speaker 1>when are you going to switch over to America's team,

0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:16.200
<v Speaker 1>the Cubs. I'm good on that. I had a great

0:26:16.240 --> 0:26:18.080
<v Speaker 1>memories of going to Wrigley Field when I was doing

0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:20.199
<v Speaker 1>stuff with the Dodgers. It was awesome to vibe at

0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:24.359
<v Speaker 1>Wrigley Field. But I'm good on that. Rememberhen I was

0:26:24.400 --> 0:26:26.840
<v Speaker 1>a kid, we went to Chicago for a family reunion,

0:26:27.200 --> 0:26:30.359
<v Speaker 1>and I did as a child, I did get a

0:26:30.359 --> 0:26:33.040
<v Speaker 1>few Cub memorabilia things because I thought it was cool.

0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:36.199
<v Speaker 1>You know, I didn't was a kid. Whatever. Uh. Fred

0:26:36.520 --> 0:26:41.080
<v Speaker 1>from Spring Texas says, what's your favorite brand of sneaker?

0:26:43.880 --> 0:26:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not really a sneaker head. I gravitated to Nike

0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:51.439
<v Speaker 1>a lot because they they had big sizes and I

0:26:51.480 --> 0:26:55.560
<v Speaker 1>have a large foot, so I do that. But now

0:26:55.800 --> 0:26:58.480
<v Speaker 1>I wear you know whatever. I know, I'm just like

0:26:58.560 --> 0:27:03.040
<v Speaker 1>generic brand sneakers. I have a wide foot, so it's

0:27:03.040 --> 0:27:06.600
<v Speaker 1>hard to find shoes that fit properly because my my

0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:09.480
<v Speaker 1>foot is extremely wide. Well, what about you gassing on

0:27:09.520 --> 0:27:15.040
<v Speaker 1>any favorite sneaker? Um for working out, probably be under Armour,

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 1>but then just for casual attire, I think Puma's pumas

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:22.360
<v Speaker 1>are cheap. They're really inexpensive. It was like last year,

0:27:22.440 --> 0:27:26.360
<v Speaker 1>two years ago. Jonas Knox had told me that Puma's

0:27:26.359 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 1>got a couple of outlets past Ventura, and the outlet

0:27:31.320 --> 0:27:34.600
<v Speaker 1>stores are relatively cheap, so I'd buy like a handful

0:27:34.640 --> 0:27:39.280
<v Speaker 1>of Pumas for like thirty dollars, super comfortable. They look

0:27:39.320 --> 0:27:43.280
<v Speaker 1>pretty decent, and you'll rocket I'm the same position as you.

0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:47.080
<v Speaker 1>I've I have wide feet, and uh, a lot of

0:27:47.200 --> 0:27:49.320
<v Speaker 1>shoes don't work because you get the wide people. I

0:27:49.440 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>guess the Pumas are the way to go. Yeah, girth,

0:27:51.960 --> 0:27:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Ben girth. That's right. Okay, keep going with that. John

0:27:57.000 --> 0:28:00.159
<v Speaker 1>the jailer says, been my daughter got several questions wrong

0:28:00.000 --> 0:28:02.960
<v Speaker 1>on her math desk. She explained to the teacher that

0:28:03.040 --> 0:28:08.480
<v Speaker 1>she used Mallar math. You could you please cite sources

0:28:08.560 --> 0:28:11.959
<v Speaker 1>so I can educate her teacher. Perhaps next time she

0:28:11.960 --> 0:28:17.920
<v Speaker 1>should use the gascon geometry. Yeah, do you have gry?

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:25.119
<v Speaker 1>Imagine if she said that Miller math, as you know,

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:28.119
<v Speaker 1>is a it's close, it's in the ballpark, it's in

0:28:28.160 --> 0:28:31.200
<v Speaker 1>the neighborhood, it's in the zip code, but not necessarily

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:34.520
<v Speaker 1>right where it needs to be. Yah. Yeah, I mean

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 1>we've actually had someone get out of being arrested, so

0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 1>if that's right, that's right. Yeah, the guy in the

0:28:42.800 --> 0:28:46.800
<v Speaker 1>parking line, you had a costco, you had a teenage

0:28:46.840 --> 0:28:49.880
<v Speaker 1>girl or a guy that was doing math and said,

0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:56.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing Mallar math, the greatest math of them all. Man, listen,

0:28:56.160 --> 0:28:58.120
<v Speaker 1>you be a math major if you could use Miler

0:28:58.200 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 1>math absolutely day even mill Valley, California rights And he says,

0:29:02.280 --> 0:29:07.080
<v Speaker 1>a man, you say you're a distant relative of Nostredamas

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:10.760
<v Speaker 1>and a friend of no Stredins. How are you related

0:29:10.800 --> 0:29:13.320
<v Speaker 1>to No Stredamas? And who the heck is no Stredinus?

0:29:13.440 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>Well day, thank you for those questions. Uh, And it

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:18.640
<v Speaker 1>is true. I am a distant relative of the great

0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Nostre Damas. There was a study done in that confirmed

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 1>that everyone on Earth is related to everyone else on

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the planet, so that means the Trojan family. It's not

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:32.720
<v Speaker 1>just a metaphor. So I am related to No stre Damas.

0:29:32.840 --> 0:29:35.440
<v Speaker 1>And as far as No Stredina is, No Stredinus is

0:29:35.480 --> 0:29:38.400
<v Speaker 1>a listener. He lives in the Seattle area and he

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I met him on the mallard Man March Meet and

0:29:43.160 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 1>greet in twenty nineteen. He showed up there. No Stredinas,

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:52.520
<v Speaker 1>that's his alias. He's incognito on Twitter. No Stredinus and

0:29:52.560 --> 0:29:56.080
<v Speaker 1>the good guy hates the weed man try to you know,

0:29:56.200 --> 0:29:58.000
<v Speaker 1>brought some little stickers to get rid of the weed

0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:01.280
<v Speaker 1>man and all that and uh, some different things. So yeah,

0:30:01.320 --> 0:30:04.120
<v Speaker 1>that's the great Nostredinus. I saw Marlin's Man the other

0:30:04.160 --> 0:30:07.800
<v Speaker 1>day on TV. Did I did? I forget what game

0:30:07.840 --> 0:30:11.560
<v Speaker 1>he was at, but yeah, ESPN had him on and

0:30:11.600 --> 0:30:16.240
<v Speaker 1>it looked like he was acknowledging the press box. Okay,

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 1>obviously behind home plate like he normally is, and he

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:21.040
<v Speaker 1>was doing something in the crowd and then the press

0:30:21.080 --> 0:30:25.880
<v Speaker 1>box and they were featuring him on ESPN. Well that's cool. Yeah, yeah,

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:28.600
<v Speaker 1>I I still get a bunch of messages from Marlin's Man.

0:30:28.600 --> 0:30:32.040
<v Speaker 1>I'm very big with the celebrity crowd. I had somebody

0:30:32.120 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 1>fan crowd. Marlin's Man were tight. Clipper Darryl was sending

0:30:36.920 --> 0:30:39.000
<v Speaker 1>me messages the other night in the middle of the

0:30:39.040 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 1>show when he should have been sleeping. He couldn't sleep.

0:30:42.360 --> 0:30:46.000
<v Speaker 1>He was obsessed with the the Clippers situation. So he's

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:47.800
<v Speaker 1>giving me like, you know, we were going back and

0:30:47.840 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 1>forth comparing and contrasting different things. But Marlin's Man, I

0:30:53.160 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 1>I hope that offer still applies. He we were gonna

0:30:55.520 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>sit together at the All Star Game in Dodger Stadium.

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:00.880
<v Speaker 1>There was no All Star Game in a Dodger Stadium.

0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:04.120
<v Speaker 1>So it's supposed to be next year two. I think

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be a Dodger Stadium. Have you been out

0:31:08.280 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>to the stadium since they renovated Dodger Stadium? I have not. No,

0:31:12.480 --> 0:31:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I haven't been anywhere. Roberto was there, he said it

0:31:14.720 --> 0:31:17.720
<v Speaker 1>was amazing. Really yeah, I gotta get out there and

0:31:17.800 --> 0:31:19.760
<v Speaker 1>check it out. They spent they spent a bunch of

0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:23.480
<v Speaker 1>C notes on it to get that. It should be amazing. Right,

0:31:24.160 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 1>it's on the leading edge of you know, what you

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:31.080
<v Speaker 1>can do with you know, redesigning an old ballpark and

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:33.880
<v Speaker 1>putting you know, taking the old bones and then moving

0:31:33.880 --> 0:31:36.000
<v Speaker 1>some things around. Aren't they supposed to have like an

0:31:36.000 --> 0:31:41.320
<v Speaker 1>air like a railway system that goes from downtown. And

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:43.760
<v Speaker 1>they were talking about a gondola thing. Yeah, like a

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:49.080
<v Speaker 1>gondola like you're in the Swiss Alps or something. But yeah,

0:31:49.120 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 1>they're they're supposedly gonna do that, Yeah, from from somewhere

0:31:52.640 --> 0:31:55.200
<v Speaker 1>down the hill, which will be which would be kind

0:31:55.200 --> 0:31:58.640
<v Speaker 1>of cool until somebody falls out of it, and you know,

0:31:59.640 --> 0:32:04.760
<v Speaker 1>ben sounds like a Bond thriller. Yeah. That well, you know,

0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:08.120
<v Speaker 1>the drunk people and all people do stupid, stupid crap.

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:14.440
<v Speaker 1>Valls Fan Jimmy from Fayetteville, Tennessee writes, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife and I recently purchased a new living room suite.

0:32:19.800 --> 0:32:24.080
<v Speaker 1>It was with the delivery free. They got there and

0:32:24.160 --> 0:32:28.720
<v Speaker 1>immediately the delivery people started talking about a tip they did.

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:31.840
<v Speaker 1>They did have to, you know, put the item together,

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:36.280
<v Speaker 1>the items together. So, uh, was I supposed to tip them?

0:32:36.960 --> 0:32:39.720
<v Speaker 1>Valls Fan Jimmy says, I gave them a bag of

0:32:39.840 --> 0:32:49.440
<v Speaker 1>cucumbers and tomatoes and three bottles of water. Was I wrong? Uh?

0:32:49.680 --> 0:32:52.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what is the etiquette on delivery. You're

0:32:52.400 --> 0:32:54.680
<v Speaker 1>already paying for the delivery. Do you then have to

0:32:54.720 --> 0:32:56.479
<v Speaker 1>tip on top of the livery? But I would definitely

0:32:56.480 --> 0:32:59.800
<v Speaker 1>not give someone a bag of cucumbers and tomatoes. That's like,

0:33:00.400 --> 0:33:04.000
<v Speaker 1>that's a kick to the nuts. Who's wanting cucumbers and

0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:06.800
<v Speaker 1>tomatoes in a bag as a as a tip? I

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 1>guess the water bottles are nice, you should do that.

0:33:09.880 --> 0:33:14.160
<v Speaker 1>I guess the question is are you paying for shipping? Yeah?

0:33:14.280 --> 0:33:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Usually to get something that big delivered the living rooms? Uh,

0:33:17.920 --> 0:33:20.440
<v Speaker 1>you know set up. Yeah, I think you're paying for

0:33:20.840 --> 0:33:26.200
<v Speaker 1>so you pay for the item, shipping and then tax. Yeah, yeah,

0:33:26.240 --> 0:33:31.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't. I mean, what's the proper amount to tip?

0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:37.560
<v Speaker 1>What do you give them? I know, like you cross

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:40.760
<v Speaker 1>side looking at the how much the tip? Here's the tip?

0:33:40.800 --> 0:33:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for not scratching my wall? I don't know. Yeah,

0:33:44.440 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>but then you're always worried if you don't, if you

0:33:45.920 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 1>don't leave a tip, then they'll come back and like,

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, slash your tires or something like that. Yeah. Uh,

0:33:53.080 --> 0:33:54.920
<v Speaker 1>I can't help you on that jet, Jimmy, but I

0:33:54.960 --> 0:33:57.000
<v Speaker 1>guess in the future. You know, I have, you know,

0:33:57.080 --> 0:33:59.680
<v Speaker 1>ten box, here's tin box whatever. I don't know you

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 1>need more in that West from Oregon, says a genie

0:34:04.320 --> 0:34:08.520
<v Speaker 1>from Medford. We miss you, And he says, what's the

0:34:08.560 --> 0:34:13.120
<v Speaker 1>best hamburger in l A? We've had this question before.

0:34:13.160 --> 0:34:14.680
<v Speaker 1>I feel like we've had this question before. The best

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:21.160
<v Speaker 1>hamburger in l A. There's a bunch of different different options. Uh,

0:34:21.400 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 1>slater'sies not bad, not a bad burger. There's a few

0:34:25.080 --> 0:34:27.719
<v Speaker 1>locations in l A obviously, in and outs and that

0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:33.080
<v Speaker 1>regional chain Fat Burger. If you like the fat Burger.

0:34:33.200 --> 0:34:39.040
<v Speaker 1>Tommy's a bunch of those plays. Yeah, exactly, depends what

0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:43.200
<v Speaker 1>your poison is. Picked your poison, right, Yeah. Uh. Emmett,

0:34:43.200 --> 0:34:47.120
<v Speaker 1>the blind Seahawk fan in Olympia, Washington, says, what is

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:53.160
<v Speaker 1>the craziest call you've taken on the show. Uh, Well,

0:34:53.360 --> 0:34:56.719
<v Speaker 1>it really depends on what genre. I remember one time

0:34:56.760 --> 0:34:58.840
<v Speaker 1>we had a guy call up and he was on

0:34:58.920 --> 0:35:03.840
<v Speaker 1>hold of play a game. Oh and he was stooping

0:35:03.960 --> 0:35:07.160
<v Speaker 1>a married woman and he wanted to play the game show.

0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:11.480
<v Speaker 1>So he sat outside in his car and played the game. Um.

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:13.600
<v Speaker 1>And then while he was playing the game, I guess

0:35:13.640 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 1>the woman's husband showed up or whatever. So if he

0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:17.600
<v Speaker 1>had gone in there, he would have had a very awkward,

0:35:18.520 --> 0:35:21.799
<v Speaker 1>awkward situation. So he gave us to play by play

0:35:21.840 --> 0:35:26.080
<v Speaker 1>on that. We've had people pulled over Emmett while they're

0:35:26.239 --> 0:35:31.360
<v Speaker 1>they're on the air. That's awkward. That's awkward. Uh. We've

0:35:31.520 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 1>we've had guys puke on the show. That's uh. And

0:35:36.680 --> 0:35:40.280
<v Speaker 1>and pretty much anything Doc Mike has done is wild

0:35:40.320 --> 0:35:43.080
<v Speaker 1>and crazy with the yurine and and all that. I

0:35:43.160 --> 0:35:45.360
<v Speaker 1>listened live I forget We're I think it was in

0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Bakersfield at the time, after a game, and I listened

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:53.360
<v Speaker 1>live when Mark the full name guy called and you

0:35:53.480 --> 0:35:57.920
<v Speaker 1>pissed him off so bad and you're it's the throwaway.

0:35:58.000 --> 0:35:59.799
<v Speaker 1>So she said, yeah, yeah, go to hang up on

0:35:59.840 --> 0:36:01.680
<v Speaker 1>your stuff. It's like, you'll go hang up with yourself.

0:36:01.719 --> 0:36:04.719
<v Speaker 1>And I was fucking hilarious. I have I died when

0:36:04.719 --> 0:36:09.640
<v Speaker 1>he I can feel him. Yeah, I had to block

0:36:09.760 --> 0:36:11.760
<v Speaker 1>he sent some anti Semitic stuff. I had to block

0:36:11.840 --> 0:36:14.879
<v Speaker 1>him on that. Yeah, yeah, I had to block him

0:36:14.880 --> 0:36:19.520
<v Speaker 1>on on Twitter. Yeah, you just NonStop. So I was like,

0:36:19.560 --> 0:36:23.399
<v Speaker 1>all right, you know, go harass somebody else. But then

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 1>he then I apparently he just listens all day and

0:36:26.200 --> 0:36:27.960
<v Speaker 1>he's gotten he can't leave his house or I don't

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:30.440
<v Speaker 1>know what's going on, but he just sends these NonStop,

0:36:30.560 --> 0:36:37.680
<v Speaker 1>like really bad messages to random, random people. It's yeah,

0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:40.480
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, we won't hear from him anymore unless I

0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:42.879
<v Speaker 1>decided to unblock him. He's in, he's on time out

0:36:43.000 --> 0:36:47.359
<v Speaker 1>right now. So we'll see what happens with that. Let's

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:49.520
<v Speaker 1>see here. You know what else do we have here?

0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>The best but the best burger? Though we go back

0:36:52.200 --> 0:36:54.680
<v Speaker 1>to that one. Did you have a best burger suggestion?

0:36:55.560 --> 0:36:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Fat burger is always good. I can't go wrong with that.

0:36:58.280 --> 0:37:01.120
<v Speaker 1>I'm I was shocked that you said you didn't apply

0:37:01.200 --> 0:37:03.400
<v Speaker 1>all of it. But I love the double West Western

0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Bacon cheeseburger from Carls Jr. That's not in l A

0:37:07.160 --> 0:37:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Burger l A centric burger. What about the counter do

0:37:11.600 --> 0:37:15.279
<v Speaker 1>you have you're reading at the counter? Yeah, I'm being

0:37:15.280 --> 0:37:17.880
<v Speaker 1>into the counter. Yeah that's not bad. A little pricey,

0:37:18.040 --> 0:37:21.479
<v Speaker 1>but make your own your own Yeah, yeah, it's not bad.

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:26.520
<v Speaker 1>Let's see, can I said Slater counter places like that.

0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:28.319
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of those type deals where you can

0:37:29.160 --> 0:37:31.960
<v Speaker 1>make your own burger or whatever design designer burger places.

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Chad from Champagne Illinois says, Hey, guys, who is the

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:38.960
<v Speaker 1>most famous celebrity or athlete you have met? I think

0:37:38.960 --> 0:37:43.040
<v Speaker 1>we had that last week, and uh, who is your favorite? Yeah?

0:37:43.040 --> 0:37:44.879
<v Speaker 1>I think we we answered that in a previous show. Chad,

0:37:45.880 --> 0:37:49.759
<v Speaker 1>go back and download last week's mail back and get that.

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Randy says, why does Mallard hate the Lakers so much?

0:37:53.680 --> 0:37:57.080
<v Speaker 1>It's not hate, it's just truth telling. I'm a truth teller, Randy,

0:37:57.120 --> 0:38:00.480
<v Speaker 1>and most of these guys they sucked the toes of

0:38:00.520 --> 0:38:02.680
<v Speaker 1>the Lakers and and all that. But I give the

0:38:02.719 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 1>other side, the other side of a story. Kevin from Rockford,

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:10.920
<v Speaker 1>Illinois writes and says, hey, Ben, I am about to

0:38:11.000 --> 0:38:14.520
<v Speaker 1>embark on a trip to Colorado. I'm thinking about going

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:18.000
<v Speaker 1>through Kansas City on my way. Would it be worth

0:38:18.440 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>it to stop in and have the mallard chicken fingers?

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<v Speaker 1>And isn't there a place in Denver where I can

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<v Speaker 1>get some mallard food? He says, well, let's stop right there.

0:38:29.000 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 1>Pump the brakes. Yes, Kansas City, you could do the

0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:40.520
<v Speaker 1>full Mallard tour. You could do the full Mallard tour here. Uh,

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 1>and the full Mallard food tour is you gotta go

0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:46.719
<v Speaker 1>to Lawrence, Kansas, which is a short drive away from

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Kansas City, great college town. And there's this place called

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:56.640
<v Speaker 1>the Bird in Lawrence, Kansas. And at the Bird you

0:38:56.680 --> 0:39:02.799
<v Speaker 1>can have the Mallard Fouler, the Mallard Fowler there, which

0:39:02.880 --> 0:39:08.320
<v Speaker 1>is which is tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremendous, tremas. The Mallard

0:39:08.360 --> 0:39:14.760
<v Speaker 1>Fowler is a culinary piece of art, a culinary piece

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:18.239
<v Speaker 1>of art, and it is available at me. And now

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:20.920
<v Speaker 1>they have the Great Ballet there and you can enjoy that.

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.879
<v Speaker 1>It's the Flamingo Cup Club which is called they call

0:39:23.920 --> 0:39:25.640
<v Speaker 1>it the bird. The locals called the bird there. The

0:39:26.520 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 1>Mallard Fowler is a mouth watering chicken sandwich uh. And

0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 1>you can enjoy the show and all that. That's one

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:38.719
<v Speaker 1>forty North ninth Street in Lawrence, Kansas. Then in Kansas

0:39:38.760 --> 0:39:42.879
<v Speaker 1>City at the in the Greater Kansas City area. They're

0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:44.920
<v Speaker 1>just down the road from where the Chiefs and the

0:39:45.040 --> 0:39:49.279
<v Speaker 1>Royals play the Landing Eatery in Pub. And at the

0:39:49.400 --> 0:39:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Landing Eateryan Pub you have the Bend Mallard Chicken finger basket.

0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:58.840
<v Speaker 1>It's a large, hardy portion of delicious breaded chicken fingers

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:04.960
<v Speaker 1>fried different faction, piled on a mound of delicious fries. Uh.

0:40:05.000 --> 0:40:07.399
<v Speaker 1>And you can get to that as well. So that's

0:40:07.200 --> 0:40:10.840
<v Speaker 1>that's available at the at the Landing Eatery and Pub

0:40:10.880 --> 0:40:16.240
<v Speaker 1>there in Liberty, Missouri one eight nine West Kansas Street

0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:21.640
<v Speaker 1>in Liberty, Missouri. Check that out. And in Denver there's

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:24.279
<v Speaker 1>actually a couple of locations now the sports Book Bar

0:40:24.400 --> 0:40:31.279
<v Speaker 1>and Grill the original location in Greenwood Village and that

0:40:31.480 --> 0:40:36.280
<v Speaker 1>is hand battered, hand battered chicken breast tossed and Frank's

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Red Sauce. Now, unfortunately, the way it comes they put lettuce, tomato,

0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:42.239
<v Speaker 1>and cheddar cheese on it. You can get get it

0:40:42.280 --> 0:40:45.040
<v Speaker 1>without the lettuce in the tomato. You can request no

0:40:45.160 --> 0:40:49.520
<v Speaker 1>lettuce and tomato. Um. But that that's also in Greenwood Village.

0:40:49.560 --> 0:40:52.960
<v Speaker 1>As I said, I don't know how to pronounce the

0:40:53.080 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 1>name of the street here, but it's nine six six

0:40:56.080 --> 0:40:59.279
<v Speaker 1>oh east and then it's a R A P O

0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:02.319
<v Speaker 1>P A h O E is the name of the road.

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:05.960
<v Speaker 1>And uh yeah, it's gonna check that out. And that's

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:09.160
<v Speaker 1>that's a location where a Denver Bronco player enjoyed eating

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:15.160
<v Speaker 1>at that location so much that they ended up getting arrested.

0:41:15.880 --> 0:41:18.800
<v Speaker 1>A safety for the Broncos got released because he was

0:41:18.840 --> 0:41:21.879
<v Speaker 1>like hiding in the multure around the sports book bar

0:41:21.920 --> 0:41:25.120
<v Speaker 1>and grill. Famous famous story. Those are some of the

0:41:25.600 --> 0:41:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Those are actually all the food locations that currently have

0:41:27.920 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 1>a Mallard food dish. Originally, the first place was in Syracuse.

0:41:32.600 --> 0:41:35.560
<v Speaker 1>The mal Zone was the first Mallard. It it's like

0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:38.360
<v Speaker 1>a cal zone, but it's a mal Zone. That was

0:41:38.400 --> 0:41:41.719
<v Speaker 1>at Vetos Pizza and Seafood. But they changed ownership and

0:41:41.760 --> 0:41:43.279
<v Speaker 1>so they got rid of that. And then there was

0:41:43.320 --> 0:41:48.000
<v Speaker 1>a pizza in Grand Rapids, Michigan. The Mallard pie that

0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:53.319
<v Speaker 1>was available, and we also had the drink that I

0:41:53.360 --> 0:41:56.680
<v Speaker 1>think is still on the menu. I don't I have

0:41:56.760 --> 0:42:00.400
<v Speaker 1>not heard an update on that. But we did have

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:06.399
<v Speaker 1>a drink at a truck stop in Colorado that that

0:42:06.520 --> 0:42:08.719
<v Speaker 1>was a bail But I don't know if that's still

0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:13.320
<v Speaker 1>there though, alcoholic or now. Yeah, it was an alcoholic drink.

0:42:15.000 --> 0:42:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the Mallard maneuver. Here it is. I found it,

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:21.239
<v Speaker 1>mallarw maneuver. I'm not sure if it's still there though.

0:42:21.239 --> 0:42:24.040
<v Speaker 1>You can go in if you're driving through Colorado. Lynman, Colorado.

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 1>It is fifty nine miles east of Denver. It's at

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:32.319
<v Speaker 1>Oscar's truck stop in Lyman, Colorado. Tell him you want

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:36.840
<v Speaker 1>the Mallary maneuver. This came out in twenty It's makers

0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:42.879
<v Speaker 1>Mark whiskey, ginger ale, cherry juice and garnish. And that's

0:42:42.960 --> 0:42:47.440
<v Speaker 1>the Mallary maneuver right there. You want to give your

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:49.560
<v Speaker 1>food dishes now, guests, gunn I don't have anything good

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:52.960
<v Speaker 1>like that. There's no food dishes like that, all right,

0:42:53.680 --> 0:42:56.200
<v Speaker 1>And I'm still open. We we have the chicken kind

0:42:56.200 --> 0:42:57.840
<v Speaker 1>of covered here. But if you don't want to have

0:42:57.920 --> 0:43:01.560
<v Speaker 1>a Mallard poutine. You know, I'm all for that. That

0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:05.360
<v Speaker 1>would be great, mallorputine. Uh point. We just went to

0:43:05.400 --> 0:43:10.480
<v Speaker 1>a new poutine place. It's actually an Anaheim, believe it

0:43:10.560 --> 0:43:14.600
<v Speaker 1>or not, and it is amazing. I forget the name

0:43:14.640 --> 0:43:16.920
<v Speaker 1>of it, but that's this like food court thing, and

0:43:16.960 --> 0:43:24.640
<v Speaker 1>they had it's like chicken fried poutine, gravy little pieces

0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:28.279
<v Speaker 1>of fried chicken cut up. Oh my, so good. I'm

0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:30.759
<v Speaker 1>gonna probably go back there again. I went to last

0:43:30.760 --> 0:43:32.520
<v Speaker 1>week for the first time. Probably gonna go back again

0:43:32.680 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>at some point here maybe today was it. Did they

0:43:35.040 --> 0:43:38.560
<v Speaker 1>serve it in a basket? It's like a little uh well,

0:43:38.600 --> 0:43:41.319
<v Speaker 1>everything's to go, so it's probably a basket, but it's

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:45.319
<v Speaker 1>like the paper equivalent of a basket. Yea, son, that's

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:49.319
<v Speaker 1>really good. Yeah, I mean it's your typical poutine play

0:43:49.360 --> 0:43:51.200
<v Speaker 1>and it's not it's not cheap, but it's not like

0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:54.680
<v Speaker 1>expensive expensive. It's yeah, eight to ten bucks or whatever

0:43:54.680 --> 0:43:58.799
<v Speaker 1>for the thing poutine. But that's good. Yeah, that's it's

0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:02.200
<v Speaker 1>pretty good. Uh. Kevin also says he says, you did

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:05.440
<v Speaker 1>not eat Rocky Mountain oysters. They make steak jerky and

0:44:05.480 --> 0:44:07.719
<v Speaker 1>if I told my wife that I was taking her

0:44:07.760 --> 0:44:11.040
<v Speaker 1>out for a steak dinner and instead substituted the actual

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:13.880
<v Speaker 1>steak for jerky. You would find my body at the

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:17.279
<v Speaker 1>bottom of Lake Michigan. Well, Kevin, that might be true,

0:44:17.280 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 1>but let me play Devil's advocate, Kevin, because in a

0:44:19.800 --> 0:44:23.000
<v Speaker 1>court of law, if I go into a courtroom and

0:44:23.080 --> 0:44:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I make my case to the judge, I said, listen,

0:44:26.760 --> 0:44:29.279
<v Speaker 1>I said, I was gonna eat rocky mountain oysters. These

0:44:29.320 --> 0:44:32.200
<v Speaker 1>are rocky mountain oysters. They just happened to be in

0:44:32.239 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 1>the Jeopardy and the Jeopardy they happen to be in

0:44:35.040 --> 0:44:39.680
<v Speaker 1>the jerky shape. Technically, that is in the eyes of

0:44:39.719 --> 0:44:42.560
<v Speaker 1>the court, that is rocky mountain oysters. Because it is

0:44:42.680 --> 0:44:46.280
<v Speaker 1>bull testicles that I ate, and that is rocky mountain osters.

0:44:46.280 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 1>And it says on the package rocky Mountain oysters. So

0:44:49.760 --> 0:44:53.279
<v Speaker 1>while I agree with you that your wife would not

0:44:53.360 --> 0:44:55.400
<v Speaker 1>be very happy if you took her out for steak

0:44:55.440 --> 0:44:59.400
<v Speaker 1>and all that stuff, but by the letter of the law,

0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:02.120
<v Speaker 1>I am. By the letter of the law, I'm correct.

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just curious what to bet you're gonna lose this year.

0:45:05.360 --> 0:45:09.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lose any bets. I am a winner, winning, winning,

0:45:10.320 --> 0:45:12.919
<v Speaker 1>Eddie is the one losing bets. Now he's the one

0:45:13.320 --> 0:45:16.560
<v Speaker 1>making hockey bests with Gordy and Ottawa losing those bets.

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Chris from Edmonton Last one christa Edmonton writes and speaking

0:45:21.200 --> 0:45:24.400
<v Speaker 1>of Canada, he says, men, do you think it is

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:29.560
<v Speaker 1>a good idea to keep investing with wealth? Simple? My

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:32.640
<v Speaker 1>portfolio is up a hundred and forty dollars in one day.

0:45:33.040 --> 0:45:34.560
<v Speaker 1>I think he said, he just said a hundred four.

0:45:34.560 --> 0:45:36.839
<v Speaker 1>I think he said a hundred forty thousand, better than

0:45:36.880 --> 0:45:40.480
<v Speaker 1>a savings account he said. So I'm a little confused.

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if there's a great question, is a

0:45:42.400 --> 0:45:44.640
<v Speaker 1>good idea to keep investing? Who would tell you not

0:45:44.680 --> 0:45:47.960
<v Speaker 1>to keep him? Like, who's gonna say no, no, I

0:45:48.000 --> 0:45:50.080
<v Speaker 1>don't think you should invest. I think I think you're

0:45:50.120 --> 0:45:54.839
<v Speaker 1>good on that. No more investing, please, no more? Uh yeah,

0:45:54.880 --> 0:45:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I mean these apps it's like it's it's addictive. It's

0:45:57.640 --> 0:46:01.120
<v Speaker 1>like gambling, you know, I played playing around day trading

0:46:01.160 --> 0:46:05.439
<v Speaker 1>and it's so simple you don't even realize what you're doing.

0:46:05.520 --> 0:46:09.719
<v Speaker 1>Some of the time. You're I guess the social media too.

0:46:09.719 --> 0:46:12.919
<v Speaker 1>You can jump on any rede website like Reddit, going

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:16.239
<v Speaker 1>discored some of those other platforms to go on Wall

0:46:16.280 --> 0:46:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Street bets. You know, goes up and down and up

0:46:20.920 --> 0:46:24.080
<v Speaker 1>and down and up and down, and you gotta be

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:27.920
<v Speaker 1>able to take the swing. I mean you have You're

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:30.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna have a good chin. You're gonna be able to

0:46:30.600 --> 0:46:34.279
<v Speaker 1>take the falls because sometimes in the flow, you gotta

0:46:34.280 --> 0:46:36.960
<v Speaker 1>be able to bob and weave, bob and weave when

0:46:36.960 --> 0:46:39.440
<v Speaker 1>you're playing the stucks and you My advice is much

0:46:39.480 --> 0:46:41.920
<v Speaker 1>like when you like, weigh yourself, you're not supposed to.

0:46:42.160 --> 0:46:43.960
<v Speaker 1>Some people say to weigh yourself every day. I think

0:46:44.000 --> 0:46:45.680
<v Speaker 1>if you're on a diet you're trying to lose weight,

0:46:45.719 --> 0:46:48.680
<v Speaker 1>that's bad. You should weigh yourself maybe once a week

0:46:48.800 --> 0:46:52.120
<v Speaker 1>or once every other week because it's depressing. I mean,

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:55.200
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna have the results you're looking for every day.

0:46:55.239 --> 0:46:58.320
<v Speaker 1>But if you do it every week or every other week,

0:46:59.160 --> 0:47:03.480
<v Speaker 1>you're more likely to get good results. Anyway. All right,

0:47:03.680 --> 0:47:06.000
<v Speaker 1>that is it. We will be back back back back

0:47:06.000 --> 0:47:08.839
<v Speaker 1>in the magic radio box to night. I will be

0:47:08.920 --> 0:47:12.799
<v Speaker 1>here eleven pm in the West on Sunday night, and

0:47:12.840 --> 0:47:16.280
<v Speaker 1>that of course is to a m in the East,

0:47:16.400 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 1>a new week of programming for you. Keep an eye

0:47:22.760 --> 0:47:28.720
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0:47:29.080 --> 0:47:31.920
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<v Speaker 1>be recording the podcast, maybe at some different times, so

0:47:34.880 --> 0:47:38.520
<v Speaker 1>we'll keep you updated on that. Have a great weekend.

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