WEBVTT - St Patrick's Day Wakeup Call

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go don't answer the phone Elvis durand the Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>durand phone tap? What's the phone tap all about?

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<v Speaker 2>The so Jeffy wants to play a phone tap on

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<v Speaker 2>her boyfriend Darren. Now Darren does overnights, gets home and

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<v Speaker 2>goes straight to sleep. So we decided let's give Darren

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<v Speaker 2>some wake up calls with the little Saint Patrick's Day

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<v Speaker 2>flair to it. All right, what can go wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see here we go? Well, hellow especially Saint Patty's Day, Missy, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>The leper crapper, I'm a liprick con and I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>mean green wrapper.

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<v Speaker 1>Back in Ireland they called me liprick crapper.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do to the end of your rainbow

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<v Speaker 2>ferry on my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>Yo, the green coat you got the scruffy red beer

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<v Speaker 1>sucked on your chalet? That was weird. Hello Hello, Why

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<v Speaker 1>the lipriate crapper and the back again on Saint pattis dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me be your friend up to your way from monster.

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<v Speaker 1>If you capture me, maximal powers can lead you to God.

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<v Speaker 1>Who is this is this? Darren? Stopping man? Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>It's Saint Patty's Day, Darren.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you three weeks. Do you know my nay man?

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<v Speaker 1>You're seriously it's a funny dude. What whatever you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>that's funny today? If you think it's funny, idea, wake

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<v Speaker 1>me up and I got another thing covered for you. Dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye bye, wait, walk to the door, work, kick your

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<v Speaker 1>act against the wall. You keep calling this, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>put your head from boy. Do you understand me? I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but you called me your dad. So I'm Patty, say tarn,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll keep you three weeks. You pull down? What's the same,

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<v Speaker 1>Patty say? Pull you?

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<v Speaker 2>Pull down?

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<v Speaker 1>My I'll show you something that swish. It's a long

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<v Speaker 1>back pipe and me lucky?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you screaming?

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<v Speaker 1>Those who've seen it do? It's trigger than the babies

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<v Speaker 1>on the ground. I don't squitch you, oh, put your table,

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<v Speaker 1>switch your down, pitch. I'm not around with you. Have

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<v Speaker 1>a happy things. Just completely had it with your boot Karen.

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<v Speaker 1>What who are you talking to? Damn it? I keep

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<v Speaker 1>getting his phone call from the idiot. He's yelling at

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<v Speaker 1>me in this leprechaun voice. Every time I try to

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<v Speaker 1>fall back to sleep, their phone rings again. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>recognize the number. I don't know who this is this

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<v Speaker 1>happened today? Yeah, but after Themorrow morning I think I

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<v Speaker 1>think Mitchell has someone calling me just trying to put

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<v Speaker 1>a part of myness working. God, I can please him

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<v Speaker 1>that they just completely messed up what they were supposed

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<v Speaker 1>to call you at eight am and wake you up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's supposed to be That's exactly what they did. They

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<v Speaker 1>called me at eight am. What the do you're thinking of?

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<v Speaker 1>Someone called me at eight am? I just thought I

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<v Speaker 1>was just sleep for forty five minutes. Do you out

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<v Speaker 1>of your mind?

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<v Speaker 2>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>They weren't supposed to like yell at you. It was

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to be like cute, no matter what are you

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to do? You have? You have? You have? Some

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<v Speaker 1>company called me at eight in the morning when you know,

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<v Speaker 1>when you know I'm at the borrow night. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it's your favorite holiday. I thought you would like it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was supposed to. I don't relax. I haven't slipped

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<v Speaker 1>in two days. This is what I want chance to

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<v Speaker 1>catch up before the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Darren, Darren, what hell is this now?

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<v Speaker 1>Darren?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Garrett, and my little leprechaun over there,

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<v Speaker 2>his name's Ronnie. Oh happy Saint Patrick's.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just got phone tapped by your girlfriend, Debbie

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<v Speaker 1>me Man. Jesus Christ, dude, are you wearing green? You guys?

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<v Speaker 1>Suck man? Elvis Durant a phone tap