1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:06,840 Speaker 1: He confession I can't take back earl arms. 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:13,120 Speaker 2: Mouse speaker Texas seven eight five nine to two says 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:17,159 Speaker 2: I recently bought a secondhand child car seat just so 4 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,520 Speaker 2: my mcflurries will be safe and secure for the rides home. 5 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 3: That is nice. Buckle them in, make sure they're facing backwards. 6 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, i've heard of a dog dad before. About a 7 00:00:29,640 --> 00:00:32,199 Speaker 2: mcflurry dad, that's a new one to me. We do 8 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 2: support safety on this show, though, which is why we 9 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 2: disguise our listeners' voices so they can safely share their 10 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 2: secrets right here on the mass speaker, And we've got 11 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 2: a guy who's chosen to go by the fake name 12 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:44,320 Speaker 2: Nick today. 13 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 3: Nick, you're feeling safe and secured. Do you need us 14 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 3: to tighten your straps? You feel buckled in? 15 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling safe. 16 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:55,600 Speaker 3: Okay, awesome. We're happy you are locked in. 17 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,960 Speaker 2: The voice changer is on and you're the mass speaker, 18 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 2: So whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 19 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:04,399 Speaker 1: Oh well, it was a few years back. I got 20 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 1: a job at Starbucks. 21 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 3: Oh that's awesome. 22 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 2: Everyone to work for. Everyone who I've ever known work 23 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:14,320 Speaker 2: for Starbucks, whether it's at corporate or it's in one 24 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 2: of the coffee shops. 25 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 3: Has loved it, nice benefits, Yeah the company. 26 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, I wish I could keep that streak going for you. 27 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:25,679 Speaker 3: It's why. 28 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:29,840 Speaker 1: Well, on my first day, they warned me about one regular, 29 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: the person that came in a lot and nobody liked. 30 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 3: What's her name, Alexis. 31 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 1: I works coffee, so I know how to treat okay, and. 32 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:44,959 Speaker 3: She knows all about regular affair. Well is this woman's deal? 33 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 1: But let's just call her Karen. 34 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 3: Okay, We're going to start right off the bat with a. 35 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: Maybe mega Karen. Wow. 36 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 4: What does she do? 37 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 3: What was she like? 38 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: Well, she was like in her forties, and she was 39 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 1: so loud and so rude. She'd come in every day 40 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: and she would try to hurry us to get her 41 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: order completed. 42 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 2: Is it like her one power trip of the day 43 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,679 Speaker 2: or something. 44 00:02:11,440 --> 00:02:11,959 Speaker 3: That sucks? 45 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: This is why she came to Starbucks, just so she 46 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:17,600 Speaker 1: could abuse people, and she made the other customers feel uncomfortable. 47 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, even that. 48 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,720 Speaker 2: Energy coming in right, you know, she's getting decap all 49 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:23,120 Speaker 2: the time. 50 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 4: Yeah, or maybe that's the problem, Like she wasn't ready 51 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 4: until she got her morning coffee. Yeah, I'm sure after 52 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 4: she had her coffee, she was just a total sweetheart. 53 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, one sip and she's like, oh my god, I'm sorry. 54 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,079 Speaker 3: Was I being rude? 55 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? The caffeine, if anything, made her worse. 56 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 3: God, So how'd you guys deal with it? 57 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 1: Well, a few months after I started working there, she 58 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: came in one morning and she really blew her top. 59 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,040 Speaker 1: She caused her real scenes more than usual. 60 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 3: It's like, can you get these people kicked out? You know, 61 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:07,639 Speaker 3: like just booted. But Star Wars they don't need a customer. 62 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,640 Speaker 1: Anyway. So this one morning she came in and she 63 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:15,760 Speaker 1: ordered her drink, and before we even made it for her, 64 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,519 Speaker 1: she started complaining about it. 65 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 4: Shut lad, you're doing it wrong. 66 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:24,839 Speaker 3: I can hear it. The steam isn't isn't hot enough? 67 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:29,160 Speaker 1: Right, she was just looking for something to go wrong. Yeah, 68 00:03:29,360 --> 00:03:32,000 Speaker 1: And as soon as she got it, we finally served 69 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: it up for her, she accidentally spilled it all over 70 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,480 Speaker 1: the floor. 71 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:41,880 Speaker 3: Quotations around accidentally. Probably did she do that she could 72 00:03:41,880 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 3: get a free drink? Yeah exactly, Yeah, oh. 73 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the expectation, and then she demanded something 74 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: completely different. She ordered something else. 75 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 2: Oh okay, so what'd you do? 76 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 3: Did you get revenge, that's what I want to hear. 77 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,880 Speaker 1: Well, the replacement she ordered was she wanted a frappuccino 78 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,520 Speaker 1: and then she went to the. 79 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 3: Bathroom, okay, just to wait for it. 80 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: So I decided to switch it up. Instead of the 81 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 1: almond milk that she requested, I made it with regular 82 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: whole milk. Yeah. 83 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 2: What if she's I mean, I know she's a terrible 84 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 2: personal worre she's allergic. 85 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: Be terrible, kill her. Okay, So she gets out of 86 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:31,560 Speaker 1: the bathroom, comes to the counter, gets her drink, doesn't 87 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: say thank you, She has a few SIPs, and she leaves. 88 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 1: She doesn't notice yeah, or she leaves to go find 89 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:44,440 Speaker 1: another bathroom SIPs of cow milk. Well, five hours later 90 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: we got a phone call from her, and she was 91 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:52,839 Speaker 1: a little curious. She was calling us from the hospital. 92 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:59,840 Speaker 3: You were wrong. This was going to be a funny revenge. 93 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,520 Speaker 1: It gets funnier, believe me. 94 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 3: Wait, is she allergic? 95 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: So Karen says she got into a car accident because 96 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,479 Speaker 1: she was rushing to try to get to a bathroom. 97 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:14,359 Speaker 3: Oh my god, I didn't ever think I could feel 98 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:16,120 Speaker 3: bad for an awful person. Oh No. 99 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,400 Speaker 1: Later later we found out she was lying. She wasn't injured. 100 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 3: What she was just wanting you to fa Was she 101 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 3: in the hospital though. 102 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:29,440 Speaker 1: The problem was she soiled her pants while she was 103 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,919 Speaker 1: speeding to get to the exit. 104 00:05:31,279 --> 00:05:34,960 Speaker 3: Oh my god, why did she go to the hospital? 105 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:35,400 Speaker 1: She did? 106 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,240 Speaker 2: She was never at okay, so she she was making 107 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 2: up an injury to try and get you to like 108 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:41,960 Speaker 2: you sent me to. 109 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 3: The hospital when really she just pop, Okay, thanks for 110 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:46,599 Speaker 3: spelling it out for me. 111 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: It was totally a lie. She just made it up 112 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,479 Speaker 1: to get back at us. 113 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 3: A terrible person, kind of angry. Okay, plenty of Starbucks switch, Yeah. 114 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,840 Speaker 1: I mean there should be. That was the last time 115 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,440 Speaker 1: we ever saw her. She never came. 116 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:08,320 Speaker 2: Wow, she's probably threatened us to another star Yeah, looking 117 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,760 Speaker 2: back on what you did, how do you feel about it? 118 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 3: Do you feel any guilt, any remorse? Or is it 119 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 3: totally like a victory for you? 120 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: No? I feel happy. I'm glad she was safe, even 121 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: more happy that Karma took over for this lady and 122 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: got what she deserved. 123 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 3: Karma or dairy, there we go. Hey, I'm glad that 124 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:31,560 Speaker 3: you got your revenge. 125 00:06:31,640 --> 00:06:34,719 Speaker 1: Dude. But it's funny that you master your voice, because 126 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,719 Speaker 1: it does sound like you tell this. 127 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:42,560 Speaker 2: Story text in to seven, eight, five, nine too. If 128 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 2: you have a confession you've been holding on to, we 129 00:06:44,480 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 2: can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you 130 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:47,680 Speaker 2: the next mass speaker. 131 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:49,480 Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up right after 132 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:51,720 Speaker 1: This, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.