1 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 1: Welcome to alchemy this. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. What's that? 2 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:11,080 Speaker 1: He has that? Kevin Pollock? But hey, listen, what's that? Yes? 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,680 Speaker 1: A few good men is on too often I can't 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 1: help you, please, though, try to stay with me here. 5 00:00:16,440 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 1: Throughout my career, I've been fortunate enough to see my 6 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,600 Speaker 1: fair share of true alchemy. By definition, alchemy is quote 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 1: when a person transforms or creates something through a seemingless 8 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: or seemingly magical process. And my dear ladies and Latin lovers, 9 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: like I said, I've been witnessed to the stuff on 10 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 1: several occasions. An example, Sure, if you're going to be 11 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:38,919 Speaker 1: like that, let's see. Okay, the film The Whole nine 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,040 Speaker 1: Yard works because of a tremendous ensemble, even though one 13 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:45,519 Speaker 1: night Big Mike Clark Duncan proved himself to be crazier 14 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,720 Speaker 1: than white pants after Labor Day. But I digress. The point, folks, 15 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: is that it wasn't until the start of this glorious 16 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: new year that an idea hit me square in the 17 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:57,480 Speaker 1: old Boxer rocks. What if I brought together the right 18 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: creative people forced them to make shut up based on 19 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 1: my own twisted, demented ideas, then damn it, I would 20 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 1: offer a podcast of the seemingly magical process, and I'd 21 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:09,680 Speaker 1: call it alchemy over there, and I'll show you who's 22 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: running things well. After a bit of title tinkering, I'm 23 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: so very proud to welcome you, dear friends, to another episode, 24 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: I'll alchemy this. So let's meet our alchemists in no 25 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,679 Speaker 1: particular order. To say hello to James Heeney, can I 26 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:27,160 Speaker 1: call you old Doggy? I'm sorry, I just really prefer 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: my first name, because otherwise it's confusing. I'm up and 28 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: coming star, Just James. He sure, so glad I could 29 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,640 Speaker 1: get through that question without laughing. Next up, it's Joey 30 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,000 Speaker 1: Cannell out best known I suppose is Joey Greer Joe 31 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:43,240 Speaker 1: what day's best view? What day's best view? For a 32 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:46,319 Speaker 1: check up with old Doc Keeney? Oh jesus, Uh, probably 33 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 1: like a Wednesday, some mid week. Okay, we'll make that happen. Hey, 34 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:53,800 Speaker 1: how about a gal join in the fray today? That's right, 35 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: it's Vanessa Ragling everybody, But I said, what did your 36 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,559 Speaker 1: darling son surprise you with over the weekend this time? Oh? 37 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: Great question. I think it was a sassy attitude still 38 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: surprising you. Look out, it's Chris Alvarado. Chris, why so cheery? 39 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:17,000 Speaker 1: Things are going well? Yeah? Yeah, last but mudd in 40 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,720 Speaker 1: your eye if you think them leaves. Mr craig Kowski, Craig, 41 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: tell the folks what you do for kicks soccer? That's correct. 42 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: I don't play it, but if I wanted to kick something, 43 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:34,360 Speaker 1: that would be all right. Let's get to our first scene. Yeah, 44 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: we got a theme today that them is crime. See 45 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,840 Speaker 1: number one murder has taken place in the parking lot 46 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: of a late night diner an hour after closing. Two 47 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:51,960 Speaker 1: small town homicide detectives, craig Kowski and myself, a waitress Vanessa, 48 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:56,800 Speaker 1: who discovered the body, and some patrons Joey, Chris, James. 49 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: We take you there. Now, take a photo. I'm i 50 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,600 Speaker 1: gonna photo of this, hey, get away from get back away? 51 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 1: Please you see the tape photos? No photos? Okay? What 52 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: do you what do you see? What do you like? 53 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: What do you don't like about this? I don't like 54 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: anything about it? All right, Well, I'll tell you what 55 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:19,160 Speaker 1: I noticed right away. Cigarettes still lit. Yeah, that's strange. Peterson. 56 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: You've got you've got a holmesy and I for detail. Well, 57 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:28,560 Speaker 1: I studied under the grade Holmes. No you that was 58 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: my cigarette that I misunderstood. I thought it was in 59 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: Oh no, I left it there, Yeah, like a holder. 60 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: You thought the dead guy's two fingers would help hold 61 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 1: your I was taken aback by the whole thing. I 62 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:48,560 Speaker 1: wasn't thinking clearly. Tell us your name again. You're the waitress. Well, 63 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,720 Speaker 1: I'm also the floor manager. But yes, Turla, how do 64 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,200 Speaker 1: you how do you spell it tu r L A 65 00:03:54,600 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: H the traditional? Yes? Correct, I'm very shaken. And do 66 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:05,320 Speaker 1: you remember this particular patron from inside at dinner earlier? 67 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:08,040 Speaker 1: You know, I do remember that because I as a 68 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: floor manager, I'm very adapted. I remembering people's faces, remembering 69 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,680 Speaker 1: my interactions. He wanted his eggs over easy. I said, 70 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,119 Speaker 1: that's not gonna be a problem. Unfortunately he was the problem. 71 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: He was having eggs late at night. That's correct. We 72 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: start breakfast all day. It's a great manu um, protein 73 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 1: is good for you. You know. Uh you said it 74 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,920 Speaker 1: ended up being a problem the eggs. Well, yes, not 75 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: on my problem. But Frank in the kitchen he doesn't 76 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: fucking understand things. So I said over easy, and he 77 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: fuked it up. Frankie want to answer to that. You 78 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: know it's oh my god, I speaking for myself. Okay, 79 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,160 Speaker 1: you know you can speak for yourself. I just want 80 00:04:47,160 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: to warn them they have made the biggest mistake of 81 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 1: their lives. Do not get your notepads out for this 82 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: attack you're gonna want to take all right. First off, 83 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: if you guys have a hungry late night, come over 84 00:04:57,520 --> 00:04:59,800 Speaker 1: to my house. Went to your house, come over my house. 85 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 1: I have a house. Alright, alright, alright, alright, statement, do 86 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 1: you rent kind of kind of move like move around? 87 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,279 Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Between situations? Right, A little 88 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,320 Speaker 1: bit between a lot of situations, you know what I mean. 89 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,240 Speaker 1: I don't feel we're getting a straight answer from me, 90 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,320 Speaker 1: frank Come on, man, let me just tell you what 91 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 1: are you the cook here? Yeah? Okay? And so when 92 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,440 Speaker 1: the eggs ordered? What was the problem? Well, remember one 93 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: is very interested to hear this, Thank you, detective. I've 94 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,400 Speaker 1: been asking him that as well. My question is always like, 95 00:05:26,440 --> 00:05:28,799 Speaker 1: over what you know what I'm saying? It's like over easy, 96 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,360 Speaker 1: He's like, all right, but over what you know what? 97 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: I mean? You're easy? Is the answer? Can I talk 98 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:39,200 Speaker 1: to you by the dumpster? For sure? I like Frank 99 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:43,080 Speaker 1: for this? Do you like Frank for this? So far? Okay, 100 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:47,040 Speaker 1: I feel so little early. I know it's early, but 101 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:51,039 Speaker 1: I get hunches. You know me and my hunches. You 102 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,920 Speaker 1: you learned under me, my friend, you're trained done to me. 103 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,880 Speaker 1: There's a couple of other fellas out there that I'd 104 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,440 Speaker 1: like to ask, a couple of how many times my 105 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: hunches probably write down it's Frank? Or how many times 106 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,920 Speaker 1: have we at least framed someone based on a hunch 107 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:07,120 Speaker 1: that I had no want to say that? So excuse me, 108 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: excuse me, officers detective. We're both detective. My name is Bobby. 109 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: This is my twin brother, Robbie. Um, we saw some things, 110 00:06:19,200 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 1: but we're not supposed to not here. We can't be here. 111 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,280 Speaker 1: Bobby and Robbie, though, so are both derivative of the 112 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 1: name Roberts. So we're both named Robert. Well I was, 113 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,720 Speaker 1: I was. They weren't expecting twins, they only had one 114 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:35,359 Speaker 1: name preparative. But saw things, but we can't, um really 115 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:38,279 Speaker 1: tell you because we're not supposed to be outso late. No, 116 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,120 Speaker 1: this is way pastor or curfew. Yeah, I got the 117 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,359 Speaker 1: time of death at four am. So my first question 118 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:47,880 Speaker 1: would be what were you two kids doing? Eating eating, eating, eating, 119 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,479 Speaker 1: only eating, just eating food in our round in the 120 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:56,480 Speaker 1: diner outside, well outside the diner. But it was which 121 00:06:56,520 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: one is Bobby? I'm Robbie. Okay, I'm Bobby. Sure giving 122 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:05,359 Speaker 1: your problems? Excuse me? Are they giving you problems? These kids? 123 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:10,640 Speaker 1: Do you remember these two? Oh? Yes, I remember them, Hello, Robert. 124 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they've been outside scrounging. They're always scrounding. Might 125 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:20,120 Speaker 1: of course you mean scround you know there's ground and 126 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:25,960 Speaker 1: groues wet. A good home life? Oh well, I'm very 127 00:07:26,080 --> 00:07:27,840 Speaker 1: very sad to hear that none of us have a 128 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:30,320 Speaker 1: good home life. Can we all agree, Peterson? Can I 129 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: talk to you about excuse excuse us? Absolutely, I like 130 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: Robbie for this. I like Robbie for this. What do 131 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 1: you think I'm writing it down? Okay, write it down. 132 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,080 Speaker 1: I'm not sure which one is Robbie to be like 133 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:53,360 Speaker 1: Robbie for this, it's definitely not Bobby. We can rule 134 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 1: him out. The officers. Officers, Yeah, frank Um, that's detective. 135 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 1: Detective Plus So I was thinking, like, why why don't 136 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: we all just get together and live in a in 137 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 1: a house together? You know what I mean? Frank, can 138 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:12,920 Speaker 1: you give us a moment, Yeah, sure, before we do. Um, 139 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: what do you mean, Huh, We're gonna try to sell 140 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: you a condo will not it will not amount to 141 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: any day money, and it will disappear. Excuse us just 142 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: for a second, Robby, Bobby, Yeah, I was told you 143 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,679 Speaker 1: were scrounging. Is this something that happens on a regular basis? 144 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:35,960 Speaker 1: I mean not during the day. We don't try to 145 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,679 Speaker 1: come here get free meal during the day when lots 146 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:40,559 Speaker 1: of people here, but nobody shops here at night it's empty. Okay, 147 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:46,600 Speaker 1: So I think between Detective Thompson and myself, you're free 148 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,560 Speaker 1: to say whatever you want. This will not get back 149 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:51,920 Speaker 1: to whatever parental characters are in your lives at this point. 150 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,760 Speaker 1: All right, then there's no one for us to talk to, 151 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: so really talk openly and freely. Well, we feel like 152 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,800 Speaker 1: we have some leverage here, and you don't have a 153 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:04,760 Speaker 1: ring on. Do you have a wife? I don't see 154 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,200 Speaker 1: how that's pertinent. You're very observing kid. We need to 155 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: make a good detective someday. Oh I see, Peter, let 156 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,680 Speaker 1: me talk to you for a second by the dumpster. 157 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: I get a different hunch. I like Bobby for this, Robbie. 158 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a great detective someday. 159 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,240 Speaker 1: So that's why you're rulling that whole no wedding ring thing. 160 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,400 Speaker 1: I mean, that was very You keep on talking over 161 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,800 Speaker 1: by my beard. I live in this dumpster and you 162 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:37,400 Speaker 1: keep on coming over. Sorry, what's your name, sir? You 163 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 1: got yourself a dog? Little dog? That that's the dog's name, 164 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:44,040 Speaker 1: A little dog, Peterson. Let me talk to you for 165 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:49,600 Speaker 1: a second. I like a little dog for this. Look. 166 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:52,280 Speaker 1: I haven't examined the body enough to know if there's 167 00:09:52,360 --> 00:09:56,679 Speaker 1: a dog bite, but I feel strongly that we need 168 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 1: to get away from your hunches at this point and 169 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,960 Speaker 1: just hear these people loud. Okay, just a couple of 170 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: minutes with Robbie and Bobby. First of all, how many 171 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,560 Speaker 1: times in my hunch just paid off every time? Thank you, Robbie, Robbie, 172 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:13,920 Speaker 1: we can't see Hey, you guys, uh, you may have 173 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 1: been the only witnesses as far as I could see. 174 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:20,120 Speaker 1: Turla and Frank were inside the diner, and you were 175 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:23,280 Speaker 1: saying you were not inside the dinner. So if we 176 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:27,319 Speaker 1: saw it happen, if you want it, you saw exactly 177 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,160 Speaker 1: what I mean. It was clear at night. It was 178 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,440 Speaker 1: pretty simple. There's a street light right above here. If 179 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:32,840 Speaker 1: you had to describe it, how would you do that? 180 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 1: I won't do it. I won't think. I'm not gonna 181 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: do that now without promise of a home. Okay, there 182 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:41,240 Speaker 1: are laws that govern society. I don't know if you 183 00:10:41,360 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 1: noticed that. There's no laws it it's anarchy for us. Yes, hello, 184 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:51,120 Speaker 1: is this going to affect our health rating? Yeah? No, No, 185 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:56,960 Speaker 1: we're not health inspectors. Man, who this changes things? I 186 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: feel like your B plus is gonna hold? Oh god, 187 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,199 Speaker 1: I hope so. I don't see a lot of pluses. 188 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,880 Speaker 1: That's good. I know. I asked for it. I actually 189 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:08,120 Speaker 1: drew it on with the highlight. I assumed. Yeah, it's fine. 190 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,520 Speaker 1: They don't mind. What's the problem with the dead body? Well, 191 00:11:11,760 --> 00:11:13,600 Speaker 1: no problem with dead body. We're just trying to get 192 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,560 Speaker 1: to what people may or may not have seen. And 193 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,679 Speaker 1: Robbie and Bobbie are suggesting that they did see exactly 194 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,280 Speaker 1: what happened. They probably did. Robert's out there all night, 195 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:24,880 Speaker 1: and by Robert you mean both of them. And they're 196 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 1: out there every night. I'm starting to feel yeah, most nights, 197 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:32,520 Speaker 1: most nights, right, And what is the deal honestly with 198 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,640 Speaker 1: Frank that he doesn't even understand over easy. Well, Frank, 199 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,320 Speaker 1: his father started the restaurant, so that's hence Frank is here. 200 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:42,000 Speaker 1: You know. It's one of those sort of nepotistics of 201 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:47,840 Speaker 1: situations of the family, like Alfredo. No, it's a Godfather term. Oh, 202 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,240 Speaker 1: I've never watched that. I don't like scary stuff I like. 203 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 1: I mean, it's based in the mob, but a lot 204 00:11:54,559 --> 00:11:56,599 Speaker 1: of it is very grounded. There are a lot of 205 00:11:56,679 --> 00:11:58,720 Speaker 1: characters story because I like things with good a lot 206 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: of good character. And I would three, but one and 207 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,360 Speaker 1: two or you know, I'll tell you what. Maybe I'll 208 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: bend it. Start skipping three. Can I suggest you just 209 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,559 Speaker 1: watch one and two and then when you get the 210 00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:16,800 Speaker 1: three doesn't stop. I would start by skipping three. Start 211 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: by skipping three, then watch one, then watch Robby Bobby. 212 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: Can I guess you guys another question? Yeah, I mean, 213 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,920 Speaker 1: if in fact we could find you at home before 214 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:33,000 Speaker 1: the sun comes up. We're listening. Mhm. I'm looking at you, Thompson, 215 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:37,640 Speaker 1: can we live with you? You're looking at me? Do 216 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: you like me for this? You think I did this? 217 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:42,720 Speaker 1: Son of a bit? Share the one with the Hunters relax, 218 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 1: get away from the old man's dumpster. Officers found this knife. 219 00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:55,600 Speaker 1: I mean, we have the knife. Bobby held the knife 220 00:12:55,679 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 1: as it plunged it into the man's chest. Thompson, Can 221 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,240 Speaker 1: I see you sixteen feet away from the dumpster? Yeah, 222 00:13:03,559 --> 00:13:05,440 Speaker 1: a lot a lot of dogs over here. Looks like 223 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:11,680 Speaker 1: a candle. It's a very old one. Listen, Why would 224 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:13,760 Speaker 1: they have the night, why would they have the murder weapon? 225 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:18,280 Speaker 1: Their witnesses of their own murdering. He's a great questions, 226 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:21,679 Speaker 1: you know who would probably give us answers. Excuse me, Frank. 227 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:27,280 Speaker 1: Uh the kids up front, Bobby and Robbie. Yeah, first 228 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:32,280 Speaker 1: of all, Uh would you say they're here most nights? Huh? 229 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: And uh if you found them with a murder weapon 230 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:40,480 Speaker 1: and a dead body nearby, what would your hunch tell you? Uh? 231 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:45,000 Speaker 1: Do they got a place to live? You know, if 232 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: they got spotted to live them? Like? That's nice, you know, 233 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, like, man, it would be nice to 234 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 1: go home and Turler. You're saying, don't trust with Frank sis. 235 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: I don't even under stand of Frank sas so, Yes, 236 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,199 Speaker 1: I am saying that, but I mean there's a caveat 237 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,120 Speaker 1: that I'm like I have no idea what he's saying, 238 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:06,000 Speaker 1: so maybe he's an empty human. Come on, oh, come on, 239 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,719 Speaker 1: I want my money back. I can talk to you 240 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:14,720 Speaker 1: over here by the dumpster. Okay, I think I'm tired 241 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:19,000 Speaker 1: of living this lie. What you've killed? A lot of 242 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: people don't know the half of it, but I am 243 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 1: the half of it. Come over here behind the dumpster 244 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 1: you want to talk to There's a little more Dad. Here, 245 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:45,720 Speaker 1: there's a little look what happened? Rightly? A little boy dead. 246 00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: Tune in next time to see the further adventure of 247 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:58,120 Speaker 1: a small town murder by the dumpster. We take you 248 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:03,800 Speaker 1: now across town here in Peory, Illinois for the on 249 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: air local daytime newscast following the last night's murder. Co 250 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 1: anchors Chris and Vanessa together, we'll read this news story 251 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: on air about the murder at the diner, which now 252 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 1: includes the fact that hostages were taken at some point. 253 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,320 Speaker 1: They throw it to a field reporter, James Heeney, who 254 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 1: sheds further light. Eventually, they break for commercial, joined by 255 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,480 Speaker 1: the voice of the slightly tipsy news director played by Craig. 256 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,360 Speaker 1: From his booth, we hear a little more from the 257 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:37,920 Speaker 1: field reporter, and then we'll add the gossipy makeup person 258 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: played by Joey. But first let's go to that daytime newscast. 259 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 1: Is it a Monday? Even worse, it's a murder day, 260 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:53,320 Speaker 1: Happy murder Day, Peory, Illinois. All was well in our 261 00:15:53,360 --> 00:15:56,240 Speaker 1: small town until blood was shed, and then it got 262 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,600 Speaker 1: worse when more blood was shed. The murder happened at 263 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 1: the diner, Turla Zone diner. Darlene and I frequent that 264 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,400 Speaker 1: dinner from kind of time after our news coverage. We 265 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,720 Speaker 1: don't need to tell anyone what we do after our 266 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,240 Speaker 1: news coverage. I just feel like it makes it a 267 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:14,920 Speaker 1: little more personal and therefore we're a little more invested 268 00:16:14,920 --> 00:16:17,240 Speaker 1: in the story. All right, Well, sink your teeth in. 269 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:21,040 Speaker 1: Sometimes we go out for dinner late at night. Back 270 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,080 Speaker 1: to the facts. They're in a hostage situation. That's right. 271 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 1: We have a helicopter that the station bought last year 272 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 1: thanks to a very generous donor. Oh gosh, the helicopter 273 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: is fluttering about above the hostage situation and we are 274 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,600 Speaker 1: being kept abreast of the issue. That's why don't want 275 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: you shoot that over to our man in the sky, 276 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,800 Speaker 1: Bobby Fly. I'm looking down and there's a lot of 277 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,000 Speaker 1: there's a lot of commotion. I can't seem to find 278 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: a place to land my helicopter down there. They keep 279 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:55,880 Speaker 1: waving me away. I'm a goddamn newsman. I need to 280 00:16:55,880 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: get in there. Well, Bobby, good luck with that parking. 281 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,600 Speaker 1: Am I right? Monday's darling, and you are as funny 282 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:08,360 Speaker 1: as you are pretty Oh well, hank you Jim, and 283 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,439 Speaker 1: you are as smug as you are smug and married 284 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:16,360 Speaker 1: mun fun fun. Speaking of things that aren't fun, there 285 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:19,440 Speaker 1: was a dead man dog the child's body, and there's 286 00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:22,880 Speaker 1: a dog that is eating the child. Oh, Peoria, we 287 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:26,840 Speaker 1: weep with you today. Okay, Bobby fly all right. I 288 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: got a place to lend the helicopter. I had to 289 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:32,840 Speaker 1: shoot them off because it's it's a damn ship storm 290 00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:37,280 Speaker 1: down here. Nobody seems to get away from me. Await, Bobby, 291 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,919 Speaker 1: just go down. I'm going down. I'm climbing down the 292 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,159 Speaker 1: water gutter. I'm almost to the front door of the 293 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:46,000 Speaker 1: Holy There's there's a child with a knife and he's 294 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,040 Speaker 1: got three grown at doults and they're scared of him. 295 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: Is there a dog currently eating that boy? He's on 296 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:53,600 Speaker 1: the side. I don't think that matters. Right now, there 297 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,639 Speaker 1: are three living people. There's a dead boy. Yeah. Not 298 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 1: every day you hear about a dog eating a little boy, 299 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 1: but there are three hostages inside this diner. I think 300 00:18:03,359 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: I can I think I could do something. Don't no, No, 301 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: I think I could do something. Bobby, this is Tamith 302 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:14,600 Speaker 1: the news desk. Do not intervene you're you're also supposed 303 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:18,760 Speaker 1: to stay in your helicopter. Don't stop landing. The helicopter 304 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,679 Speaker 1: doors unlock. I can get in there right now. Didn't 305 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:25,359 Speaker 1: let him do it? Okay, okay, And and gentlemen, and 306 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,119 Speaker 1: there's time for us to take a quick little break 307 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:32,399 Speaker 1: here as we send it to our advertisers. Okay, guys, 308 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: what what are you doing? Please refrain from editorializing. We 309 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:42,040 Speaker 1: weren't editorializing because we're giving our opinion, just gut facts. 310 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 1: Bobby couldn't find a place to land. What are we 311 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,680 Speaker 1: supposed to do? Stop throwing it to Bobby if he's 312 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:49,280 Speaker 1: not ready? Okay, why won't you give me an award show? 313 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,199 Speaker 1: I want to do awards show? This is Peoria. What 314 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 1: awards show? Are you gonna make one? Make an award 315 00:18:56,080 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 1: show for her? I've got to get out of this job. Okay, 316 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:03,359 Speaker 1: that's that's enough. That's enough powder, thank you, am I 317 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,360 Speaker 1: sure that's enough powder. I've got a cat. I it's 318 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,160 Speaker 1: very nice. I want to shape it up. You don't 319 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:13,480 Speaker 1: want to shape up the eyes whatever it's. This is 320 00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:16,679 Speaker 1: not Your job isn't to make us into some kind 321 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,919 Speaker 1: of project that you want to see. Your job is 322 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:23,200 Speaker 1: to make us camera ready. There are hostages out there. 323 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 1: People look at you, guys, for focus. They look at 324 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,399 Speaker 1: you for guidance, and if you don't look right, if 325 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: you don't look camera ready, then they're not gonna trust 326 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,520 Speaker 1: you to take the scarf off of me. Okay, well, 327 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,360 Speaker 1: a lot of people are talking about your neck, soever 328 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 1: my chest. The scarf is something that we're we're working on, 329 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,879 Speaker 1: you know, keep the scarf on for now. I'm just 330 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 1: saying people are talking about your neck. We are getting it. 331 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:49,320 Speaker 1: We're getting a lot of bad Yelp reviews for about 332 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:52,080 Speaker 1: my neck. About the next early I'm not going to 333 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,480 Speaker 1: say anything about the neck. The scarf looks great. The 334 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,800 Speaker 1: scarf looks great. Okay, we're back on in five four three, 335 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,560 Speaker 1: Happy death Day, Peoria. That's right. Our situation is still 336 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:09,160 Speaker 1: develop it. Tim, just let us have fun. Our situation 337 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:12,320 Speaker 1: is still developing. But this reporter knows that things are 338 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 1: going to work out because I believe in Jesus Christ. 339 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,600 Speaker 1: If everyone in Peoria will join me for a moment, 340 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:24,520 Speaker 1: he's no proselytizing, Darlene. I wasn't proselytizing Jesus Christ. Okay, 341 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 1: I believe is that? Are we still on the Yes, 342 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,800 Speaker 1: I'm just in your ear. I think you're the public 343 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:33,719 Speaker 1: can't hear me? Wait, the public can't. Ladies and gentlemen, 344 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 1: you know news programs work, right, Yeah, we're the number 345 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:42,080 Speaker 1: three news show and god willing will get to number one. 346 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,479 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, you should know this. Tim in the 347 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,439 Speaker 1: booth talks it w bring me into this. Tim in 348 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,240 Speaker 1: the booth talks to us in her ear, and he 349 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,120 Speaker 1: says things and you can't hear him. So we seem crazy, 350 00:20:54,160 --> 00:21:00,240 Speaker 1: but we're not crazy, Tim record, Tim's the crazy one. Okay, 351 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,639 Speaker 1: let's go out. Let's check on Bobby. Let's throw it 352 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,560 Speaker 1: to Bobby. Bobby at the din. I've been taking hostach, 353 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 1: I've been taking the cook seems to be helping the 354 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:17,560 Speaker 1: small child. I think that he's looking at me, telling 355 00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:20,320 Speaker 1: me to stop talking. I feel like I don't have 356 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:24,120 Speaker 1: much of a choice but to stop covering this. No, no, no, no, 357 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:27,160 Speaker 1: keep the story. He's marching in front of me with 358 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:32,280 Speaker 1: some sort of some sort of stick with Okay, the 359 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:33,760 Speaker 1: only way to beat the bully is to be a 360 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,480 Speaker 1: bigger bully. He has a stick. I don't know. It's 361 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,879 Speaker 1: a metal stick. It's got like a handle at the 362 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:41,480 Speaker 1: bottom of it. It's a gun. Is it a gun? Got? 363 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,640 Speaker 1: It's a gun. It's a goddamn gun. Oh my god. 364 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,120 Speaker 1: He's marching back and forth. This is good TV. This 365 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,640 Speaker 1: is good. Unfortunately, we need to take a quick break 366 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,280 Speaker 1: to let you know that if there's a creak in 367 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:54,040 Speaker 1: your neck, well, we got the best pillows. That is, 368 00:21:55,600 --> 00:22:02,400 Speaker 1: leave the scarf on. Don't take the scarf off, pillows, pillows. Okay. 369 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,920 Speaker 1: I I don't know how many times I can come 370 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,240 Speaker 1: up here, run up to the booth, and run back down. 371 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: It is tiring. Number one. Okay, We'll try to tie 372 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,280 Speaker 1: the scarf on a little bit, doing the best I can. Okay, 373 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:19,560 Speaker 1: I come to you first with this, Yes, what do 374 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:23,920 Speaker 1: you want? One? Yes? Okay? That was implied for the best. 375 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,680 Speaker 1: I never know when we're on TV and when we're 376 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,600 Speaker 1: not on TV. When the light is on your on 377 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,960 Speaker 1: the air, it's been on the whole time. The lights always, 378 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,680 Speaker 1: there's always a light on the specific the red light 379 00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:36,120 Speaker 1: that says on air, that's the one you should God, 380 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: why didn't you ever have you been looking at I've 381 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,600 Speaker 1: been looking at my reflection and that's screen. Okay, no, no, no, 382 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:48,000 Speaker 1: that's it's a great thank you reflection. Well, yours is 383 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,680 Speaker 1: not bad for noting to him. She's looking straight down 384 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,159 Speaker 1: the barreley camera. Just show you when she says, I 385 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,720 Speaker 1: see my reflection, it's the cam. Okay, do we have 386 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,119 Speaker 1: a problem with that? Thank you for piping up. I 387 00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:01,440 Speaker 1: don't even know your name. What is it that the cameraman. 388 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,640 Speaker 1: That's George, he's been the camera called him for years. 389 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:07,120 Speaker 1: We call him overalls because he looks like he's wearing 390 00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:09,280 Speaker 1: overalls just the shape of his body has the name. 391 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,520 Speaker 1: It's George. He has a family. Oh you guys, Bobby, 392 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:18,919 Speaker 1: what is up with that? The thing is, I'm not 393 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:24,800 Speaker 1: supposed to be talking clearly. The detective Peterson. We have 394 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,639 Speaker 1: the place around them. It's not hopeful. Always know you 395 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:35,119 Speaker 1: were crazy, Okay, I always know what I think I'm 396 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,120 Speaker 1: gonna you know what, I think I might be able 397 00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:41,240 Speaker 1: to get an interview. I'm really close. Hey Peterson, are 398 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,560 Speaker 1: you two detectives? Yeah, we all thank you, thank you 399 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 1: recognizing that well, you've got your detective outfit on. Are 400 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:53,160 Speaker 1: not quieter? Talk quieter? Sorry, we're just hiding you. Bobby 401 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 1: flying this guy. It's not a big deal. But yeah, 402 00:23:55,320 --> 00:23:57,800 Speaker 1: I'm from the Theory local News. We know you love 403 00:23:57,840 --> 00:24:00,879 Speaker 1: your work. I'd like to get you always in the chopper. No, 404 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,639 Speaker 1: am I in the chopper right now? I'm not always clearly, 405 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:08,359 Speaker 1: he's not always in the chopp at Peterson's rookie level stuff. 406 00:24:08,440 --> 00:24:10,359 Speaker 1: But I'm glad that you're here because, as far as 407 00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 1: I know, you've been on the force a long time. Yeah, 408 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:22,080 Speaker 1: it's all relative. I'm remembering this. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back. 409 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:24,720 Speaker 1: I have bad news and I have worse news, but 410 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:27,440 Speaker 1: the scarf the bad. Start with the bad news. Start 411 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 1: with the bad news. Okay, the bad news is hostages 412 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:34,840 Speaker 1: are still being held hostage. The worst news is this 413 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:38,679 Speaker 1: is my last broadcast. Oh my god, where is this 414 00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:41,560 Speaker 1: coming from. I don't feel comfortable up here. I don't 415 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: feel good about myself, and I now early and I 416 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,959 Speaker 1: feel like until I can be a better man for 417 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:50,120 Speaker 1: myself than I can't be a good man for the people. Okay, 418 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:53,200 Speaker 1: taking the scarf off, Trevor, get back in there. Well, 419 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,480 Speaker 1: this newscaster thinks that newscaster has a lot more to 420 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:02,240 Speaker 1: offer than you know. Jim, this car one weird flappy 421 00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:05,960 Speaker 1: neck shouldn't hold you back from you know, telling it 422 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,480 Speaker 1: like it is. And listen, you and I we both 423 00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:13,360 Speaker 1: believe in the same powerful God, and together we can 424 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:18,359 Speaker 1: get through anything Jesus cares about us. Okay, enough with 425 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,520 Speaker 1: the Jesus get out of my head. There's only one 426 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:35,040 Speaker 1: guy in this guy I listened to Jesus. Okay, by everybody, 427 00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:40,800 Speaker 1: shut up, shut up, get those dogs in here, bring 428 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: him out. Okay, Okay, I got a stick. It's a gun. 429 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: You're okay, You're okay, buddy, You're okay. But look at me, 430 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:49,880 Speaker 1: Look at me, Look at me, Look at me, look 431 00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:52,240 Speaker 1: at me. You're okay. Man, Hey, hey, hey, we had 432 00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,880 Speaker 1: one mission tonight. We re accomplished that. A right, We've 433 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,880 Speaker 1: hurt people, right, okay, so we're doing good. We're doing good. 434 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,879 Speaker 1: All right. You want to hurt some more people, use 435 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,200 Speaker 1: that looking stick? Guns, use the stick gun. Oh you're 436 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,159 Speaker 1: looking at me and you're giving me orders. Now, Okay, yeah, no, 437 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get up. Okay, okay, shoot me. Go ahead, 438 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:19,320 Speaker 1: go ahead, do do it, do it, do it? What 439 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 1: happened here? Don't don't droll the gun man, don't don't don't. 440 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was a drill squad. I can twirl it, 441 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,080 Speaker 1: I can throw what, I can catch it. Yeah, I 442 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:35,439 Speaker 1: can whack people with it too. Frank, you dumbuck? Come on? 443 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,159 Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you come on. That was so rude. 444 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,680 Speaker 1: You're trying to kill us. Come on, it's incredibly rude. 445 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,760 Speaker 1: Who else is very piste off the helicopter. Honestly, this 446 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,880 Speaker 1: is the best thing that has ever happened to my career. 447 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,680 Speaker 1: And I would just like, I'm not gonna be able 448 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 1: to say this publicly, but I'd like to thank you guys. 449 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 1: It was looking really bad for me. Can I just say, 450 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,880 Speaker 1: just not not as a kidnapper, as a regular person, 451 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,520 Speaker 1: please do? I love to work me. Yeah, I thought 452 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:07,440 Speaker 1: I was unnoticed. Come on, man voicing the sky Bobby, 453 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:09,639 Speaker 1: It's like it's so hard to hear me. It's like 454 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,160 Speaker 1: they don't care that there's a helicopter always over my voice. Alright, alright, alright, 455 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: let's get back to business here. Okay, okay, nope, nope, 456 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,280 Speaker 1: this is how it works that let's send up The 457 00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:22,160 Speaker 1: reason why we have kidnapped all of you is because 458 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,600 Speaker 1: we need money. A sad understand. So you need to 459 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,040 Speaker 1: reach out to your parents, to your loved ones, whoever 460 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 1: it is, ask them for money, and then send that 461 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:35,680 Speaker 1: money to us via Venmo. That's at Venmo. We haven't 462 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: said that. You know where it is? Where is it 463 00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:43,439 Speaker 1: on the internet? Oh? Smart ass? Huh oh, a smart 464 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,960 Speaker 1: amount of smart ass shit bull ship. Look, if you 465 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,919 Speaker 1: need money, why don't you gotta kick starter? Go? All right, 466 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:52,520 Speaker 1: everybody just take a moment. Do you all have cell phones? Yeah? 467 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,920 Speaker 1: Everybody has? All right, smarty pants. All right, we're gonna 468 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:58,520 Speaker 1: wait while you individually call your loved ones ask him 469 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,840 Speaker 1: for as much money as possible. You go first, You 470 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 1: go first? All right? I had my phone on airplane mode? 471 00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:12,560 Speaker 1: Good luck? Is that the phone in the restaurant? Yeah, 472 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:24,440 Speaker 1: that's the restaurant phone. Okay, go i'm ma yeah, it's uh, 473 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: it's Spencer. Oh. I'm being held hostage at the diner. 474 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:33,400 Speaker 1: I'm being held high hostage at the diner. MA, how'll 475 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:36,200 Speaker 1: we say hill? We say hi, I got cholesterol. You 476 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:41,680 Speaker 1: know that the kidnappers say hi hello, and uh they 477 00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:46,440 Speaker 1: want me to get as much money as possible. Ah, 478 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 1: what did hans into the vent? Should I just flush it? 479 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,640 Speaker 1: I don't know. No, don't flush it, MA, No, you 480 00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:55,720 Speaker 1: flush it down the toilet. It's gonna grow huge and 481 00:28:55,800 --> 00:29:00,440 Speaker 1: live in the sewers. Very scary. Stuff would be scary. 482 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: I need how much you did? You guys need? Sixtus 483 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 1: eight bucks? Really? Yeah? I got that on me? Give 484 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: it up, give it up, go go, go go. I 485 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,080 Speaker 1: got I just took out some cash at the A 486 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,960 Speaker 1: t M. I got, yeah, I get well dollar, I 487 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: got a tip turtler. But uh, yes, thank you. I 488 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,560 Speaker 1: can give you. Okay, regardless of service. Let me let 489 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 1: him make that choice. Let him make that service. I 490 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,880 Speaker 1: get sixty bucks, sixty two bucks? All right, we'll take it. 491 00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:35,520 Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Man. Welcome. 492 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:38,560 Speaker 1: Can I go now? Hello, let's hang out, let's have 493 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,640 Speaker 1: you hang out. Don't flush the hamster? Whatever you do? Okay, 494 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:47,520 Speaker 1: I just put him in you know, why would you 495 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: do that? Don't put him in the exhaust? Pipe that's 496 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,239 Speaker 1: going to charge me a lot of dollars. Hey, I'm 497 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:55,800 Speaker 1: hang up, hang up, okay, my I'll talk to you 498 00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:59,240 Speaker 1: later that Yeah, we're gonna focus on another another hostage. Now, 499 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,240 Speaker 1: you don't you don't determine how this host situation works, Okay, 500 00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: I just think it should be moved around a little bit. Okay, 501 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,240 Speaker 1: all right, fine you Hey, you're a famous guy. You 502 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,000 Speaker 1: probably got tons of dough, don't you tons of Don't 503 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,760 Speaker 1: you get the helicopter? Okay, give us the helicopter. I 504 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:19,160 Speaker 1: don't know what kind of amateurs you are. I'm a newsman. 505 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 1: I'm immuned in this situation. I'm covering this. You can't 506 00:30:24,120 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: rob me. Sounds legit, and I think that's right. He's 507 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,240 Speaker 1: got media community, Yeah, I got media. Otherwise, what would 508 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,600 Speaker 1: happen when people went overseas and like covered wars the 509 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 1: good shot and kill you can't take mine? It never 510 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:40,520 Speaker 1: happened because they're just taking pictures and stuff. Why would 511 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: I have thanked you guys for this great career opportunity 512 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 1: if I was going to pay you. That's a great point. 513 00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:53,640 Speaker 1: Media stop pointing out at me, so stick, how much 514 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,560 Speaker 1: more do you got? You get me? In a lot 515 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: of tips. What do you think none of the food 516 00:30:58,320 --> 00:31:00,480 Speaker 1: came out good? I guess that they blame for that. 517 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,680 Speaker 1: Do they know it was Frank, dumbass Frank in the 518 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,800 Speaker 1: back now they blake Turla you guys, do you mind 519 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,400 Speaker 1: if fight just come right back in my camera? Guys outside, 520 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,400 Speaker 1: and I'd have way better coverage if I got him. 521 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:13,200 Speaker 1: He's got media immunity. Guys, I'll do back in just 522 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,600 Speaker 1: a minute. Try to get those detectives to intervene too. 523 00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,360 Speaker 1: By the dumpster petting all those dogs doing. I don't know, Spencer, 524 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,840 Speaker 1: you think you're running the show. I don't know. I 525 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,440 Speaker 1: just thought I was trying to throw the focus back 526 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:29,680 Speaker 1: on me for a little bit. That's a detective Peterson outside. 527 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 1: Then Hi, Hey, listen, if we could have a spokesperson 528 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,400 Speaker 1: answer the phone when we call next time, we can 529 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:45,120 Speaker 1: begin the negotiation. That's who was calling. A spokesperson could 530 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,680 Speaker 1: do it on the phone. He could do it. He 531 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,120 Speaker 1: was good on the phone, was pretty good, Spencer. I 532 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:51,800 Speaker 1: don't know. I get nervous if I'm not talking to 533 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:53,400 Speaker 1: my mom. I'll try it. I'll try it, all right, 534 00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,520 Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, Now we just have 535 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:58,080 Speaker 1: to wait for the phone to ring, and we know 536 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:07,160 Speaker 1: how it works. Hey, I believe all right, lots of money, 537 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:11,280 Speaker 1: lots of money, go go go go. Well, I just 538 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,880 Speaker 1: let them ring, let him sweat it out. Answer the phone. 539 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: This is what it's like to work with this guy. Hello, 540 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:24,440 Speaker 1: Frank's I thought the place was called Turless? What who 541 00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 1: am I talking to? This is Detective Peterson talking to Frank, 542 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,720 Speaker 1: the cook, Frank Armoni, Eddie Christ. Who else is there? 543 00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,160 Speaker 1: My buddy Stuts you know what his name is. Put 544 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,480 Speaker 1: them on place because I've talked to you earlier and 545 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,320 Speaker 1: it's just a complete and other waste of time. They 546 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 1: didn't want to talk to me. They already talked to me. 547 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,160 Speaker 1: I'm nervous. Just talk to him. Talk to him what 548 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:47,200 Speaker 1: I'm talking about, Like how you love cars? Okay, Peterson? 549 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,800 Speaker 1: Who do you? Who do you like? For the kidnapping? 550 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:58,440 Speaker 1: I like Frank and Stuts? No ship mu hi uh yeah? Hey, hey, hello, 551 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,880 Speaker 1: I got too many calls? Exist student, Yeah, student speaking 552 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:06,320 Speaker 1: stud This is Detective Peterson. I'm outside with the Detective Thompson. 553 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,640 Speaker 1: They've got a couple of questions for you. Yeah, you 554 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: guys want what do you want? What's it gonna take 555 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:15,720 Speaker 1: one second. What do we want that money? Money? Money, money? 556 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:19,360 Speaker 1: Could you be more? In general? Jesus? How about a number? 557 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,520 Speaker 1: A number? Give me a number. What are we talking about? 558 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:30,560 Speaker 1: That's my number. You can call me whenever. Uh, A 559 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:36,600 Speaker 1: thousand dollars that's all you want? I mean, you want 560 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,600 Speaker 1: a thousand dollars? One thousand dollars. I don't know. If 561 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,320 Speaker 1: we don't get that thousand dollars, I'm gonna start off 562 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:48,080 Speaker 1: in hostages. It doesn't add up. It doesn't add up. 563 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:50,080 Speaker 1: It's only just one number. It's a federal crime. Could 564 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: they be this stupid? Yeah, it's feds. Oh man, we 565 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,480 Speaker 1: better solve this before the feds get in here. Whenever 566 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:02,320 Speaker 1: they encroach on a Peoria detective term and an actual 567 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:09,520 Speaker 1: negotiated with Yeah, all right, Scoots? Is that what it was? Okay? Stoops? 568 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,920 Speaker 1: What I heard? Stoots? With two teas? What's up? That 569 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:16,080 Speaker 1: sounds like three? Why is everyone calling me? What? Talk 570 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,239 Speaker 1: to me? You got the money? You got the money? Yeah, 571 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,560 Speaker 1: we got about nine hundred. Hang up, hang up up, 572 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:26,680 Speaker 1: holt of what nine dollars dollars? Oh baby, it's pretty good. 573 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,759 Speaker 1: It's a how's it off? What we wanted? Okay, I 574 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:30,919 Speaker 1: mean we we we shot high? Right? Hold up? See 575 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:37,279 Speaker 1: if they'll go lower? Okay, can you do seven? Let 576 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:42,200 Speaker 1: me chan I never seen nothing money? Can we go 577 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,759 Speaker 1: that high? Well? Can we go that move? We were? 578 00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:51,880 Speaker 1: We were as hi. I'm with the FBI. Oh you 579 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:57,360 Speaker 1: fans coming in here? Who do you Who do you 580 00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,680 Speaker 1: like for? Who do you like for the Thompson shooting? 581 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:04,520 Speaker 1: Who do you like for the Thompson shooting? Well, I 582 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:06,440 Speaker 1: have a hunch that I'm gonna get this whole thing settled. 583 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,480 Speaker 1: They want seven dollars. You talked to him. I talked 584 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,160 Speaker 1: to them. My hands are in the air. We're supposed 585 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:13,799 Speaker 1: to shoot them in the head. Don't know what. Yes, 586 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:21,120 Speaker 1: I'm from the FBI. All right, the branch giving the phone? 587 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,160 Speaker 1: Are they on the phone? Okay, guys, I'm Venmo and 588 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,920 Speaker 1: you is seven hundred bucks right now? Oh, we don't 589 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,480 Speaker 1: have a set up yet, we don't. What do you 590 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:34,520 Speaker 1: said it to? I said it Stutes at venmo dot com? Okay, 591 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,520 Speaker 1: do you already have a Venmo up? You already set up? 592 00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:39,640 Speaker 1: I found a Stutes on there, but there was three 593 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,399 Speaker 1: teas that's how you spell it. But I mean it's 594 00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:47,440 Speaker 1: my picture on it. It's just an egg. That's you. 595 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,000 Speaker 1: I don't know. Then, I don't know who come on 596 00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:54,080 Speaker 1: rows egging around stuts. Frank, I killed my brother sod 597 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,120 Speaker 1: never really feel like I still need a place to live. 598 00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,200 Speaker 1: This is my this is my heist, and you guys 599 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,640 Speaker 1: are helpful for Did I kill my brotherther my twin brother? 600 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:10,240 Speaker 1: That was so messed up? Where do you even come from? 601 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:14,000 Speaker 1: Good question? Come on? You want to know where I 602 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:27,040 Speaker 1: come from? Yeah? See dudes, hello, Yeah, tell them where 603 00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,640 Speaker 1: you come from? You just started up that PC. I 604 00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:34,880 Speaker 1: come from a block. Oh my god, all the roughest 605 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:39,600 Speaker 1: part of Peoria. Wow, born and raised. I ain't seen 606 00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:44,960 Speaker 1: nothing good. I've seen all things better. It's been a 607 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,920 Speaker 1: tough time. And when my boyfriend here, he pitched this 608 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,000 Speaker 1: idea to me to murder people in his own dining 609 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,400 Speaker 1: two to try to get as much money as possible 610 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:58,239 Speaker 1: and get off that. Wait, are you in cahoots with 611 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:04,799 Speaker 1: Bobby or no? This is I think that's Robbie really. 612 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,600 Speaker 1: Frank said that we would be able to get a 613 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:09,839 Speaker 1: home if we just fell along. I did say that 614 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,640 Speaker 1: with the record. I did, and I in a way, 615 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,759 Speaker 1: I feel like we're a family, you know, what I mean. No, 616 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:18,000 Speaker 1: I do know what you mean. I do know what 617 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,719 Speaker 1: you mean. Give me Robbie, Okay, give me hook I 618 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:30,560 Speaker 1: gotta have never been. It's like, we now take you 619 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:35,279 Speaker 1: inside of the jury. It se question an attempt to 620 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:41,360 Speaker 1: render a decision. Okay, guys, we're still we're still locked 621 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,680 Speaker 1: up here. We're gonna have to to reach some sort 622 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:48,760 Speaker 1: of conclusion. I mean, I think it's fairly cut and dry. 623 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:55,280 Speaker 1: You know, Robbie killed his brother m hm uh Frank 624 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,800 Speaker 1: and Stuts held hostages at the diner. I mean, I 625 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,479 Speaker 1: don't know what are those of you who are still 626 00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,200 Speaker 1: holding out against conviction, Like, what more proof do you need? 627 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,920 Speaker 1: Everything we're hearing is from the news. Stuff is fake 628 00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:13,160 Speaker 1: fake news. There was footage, There was footage. They were Mike. 629 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:17,080 Speaker 1: If you played modern day video games, you can get 630 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,640 Speaker 1: footage of anything. You can get. I got footage with 631 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 1: me and going into March. It's not a big deal. 632 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,919 Speaker 1: I just don't feel like it's fair that we're deciding this. 633 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,960 Speaker 1: I just don't feel like that's fair. I'm with your team, 634 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,799 Speaker 1: thank you. I just feel like this is really unfair. Well, 635 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,759 Speaker 1: that's what a jury is. How could we know, Well, 636 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,960 Speaker 1: we're supposed to to the best of our ability. I 637 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,920 Speaker 1: really think the defense attorney proved beyond a shadow of 638 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:42,680 Speaker 1: doubt that all three guys, which one was that the 639 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:47,960 Speaker 1: defense attorney, I mean the prosecuting attorney. Well, you've got 640 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,520 Speaker 1: me all topsy turvy, now, okay, Well, you just really 641 00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,600 Speaker 1: seem to want to put these people away. I don't 642 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:59,919 Speaker 1: know what's wrong with you. You get vendetta. Look, if 643 00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:03,279 Speaker 1: you think you beyond a reasonable doubt that these people 644 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 1: are innocent, then vote that way. But right now we're locked. 645 00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:09,120 Speaker 1: We're locked inn We haven't discussed the why. I haven't 646 00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:16,239 Speaker 1: said much speaking. He's been braiding my hair. I know 647 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:19,239 Speaker 1: a lot of young kids in here don't understand the law. 648 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,719 Speaker 1: Maybe never been on the other shot, But as someone 649 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:27,680 Speaker 1: who spent twenty two years behind bars, I can tell 650 00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:30,240 Speaker 1: a guilty face when I smell it. Is that allowed 651 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,799 Speaker 1: to happen? Did you get on this jury? It turned 652 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,080 Speaker 1: out he was innocent. He turned two years though. I 653 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,439 Speaker 1: know the story. You guys don't follow the news. Yeah, 654 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:45,359 Speaker 1: the hurricane right, exactly like the hurricane, high pressure, low 655 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,600 Speaker 1: pressure cold fronts from all So what do you think 656 00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:53,600 Speaker 1: we should do? I say, we make our own laws 657 00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,200 Speaker 1: right now. I like that. This feels good. This we 658 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,120 Speaker 1: make our own law. A lot of pitch did I 659 00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:09,600 Speaker 1: thought it was fun? Dan, aren't the people guilty? What? Yeah? 660 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:14,560 Speaker 1: The people, all of them. You can make that argument that, yes, 661 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,640 Speaker 1: generally there there's there's problems in society, but specifically for 662 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:21,439 Speaker 1: this specific crime, the murders and the kidnapping that these 663 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,720 Speaker 1: three men are clearly guilty of. But generally speaking, aren't 664 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:29,040 Speaker 1: people guilty? I don't know that that's true. I think, 665 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:32,960 Speaker 1: but most people try to try to be a good person. Um, 666 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,160 Speaker 1: I want to go on the record and say I'm 667 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:37,439 Speaker 1: not going to pick a side in this. I just can't. 668 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:40,160 Speaker 1: You got to pick a side one way or the other. No, 669 00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,000 Speaker 1: I can't. I'm just not gonna pick. I'm gonna pass 670 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:46,200 Speaker 1: this this piece of paper. You write guilty, you're not guilty. 671 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:49,680 Speaker 1: Tear it up, cowboy man? Can we use your same paper? 672 00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,799 Speaker 1: We played Hangman on? We need more paper. It's okay. 673 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 1: We can use this and then Dan, maybe you'll read 674 00:40:55,640 --> 00:41:01,759 Speaker 1: the guilty and not guilties. Let's all do curse him. Not. 675 00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,319 Speaker 1: Print is better. Print is better because I can't read 676 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:10,640 Speaker 1: your cursive out, so it should clearly say guilty or 677 00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,000 Speaker 1: not guilty, or thumbs up or thumbs down right, or 678 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:18,360 Speaker 1: just whenever we're guilty or not guilty. Okay, this is crazy. 679 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,920 Speaker 1: I'm not doing this. This is insane. You've been drunk 680 00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:26,520 Speaker 1: all afternoon. Oh my god, now it's about that. Maybe 681 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:30,359 Speaker 1: I think better when I'm drunk. Oh maybe, Why don't 682 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:33,200 Speaker 1: we start going around saying, well, crimes we committed before 683 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:38,520 Speaker 1: we start passing judgment. I'll start when I was fifteen 684 00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,520 Speaker 1: years old, I was in accessory to arson. Did I 685 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:48,720 Speaker 1: start the fire? No? But did I stop it no? Next, well, 686 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:51,640 Speaker 1: I'll go on record to say I have fudged a 687 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:56,640 Speaker 1: few things and statements. Um, I signed some paperwork I 688 00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,920 Speaker 1: didn't understand and it worked in my favor of a 689 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,800 Speaker 1: aways felt guilty about that. And I did take a 690 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,719 Speaker 1: you know, an animal ones from the fair. But it 691 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:10,839 Speaker 1: seems so sad. What kind of animal? Was a large one? 692 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:14,360 Speaker 1: And it seemed so sad, And I just made it happen. 693 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,520 Speaker 1: And I'm proud and ashamed at the same time. I 694 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:21,759 Speaker 1: know what animal, I know what it was an Why 695 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,759 Speaker 1: do you care? I could like, Oh, just because I drink, 696 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:29,759 Speaker 1: all right? I have everyone slips, Oh not mine? Um, 697 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,480 Speaker 1: I got one for you. Don't worry. I'll write down 698 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:36,200 Speaker 1: there you go. Here, here's mine. I took it, mixed 699 00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,919 Speaker 1: them up before you reach. Why doesn't mad I don't 700 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:42,120 Speaker 1: need to shake the hat. We're not playing celebrity. We 701 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:54,040 Speaker 1: could do that. Okay. Not guilty? Mm hmmm, not guilty guilty? 702 00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,960 Speaker 1: This is crazy. I'm not doing this. Let's make our 703 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,360 Speaker 1: own laws. Okay, I just said, right, guilty or not guilty? 704 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,960 Speaker 1: I know who wrote that? We don't know. We don't know, 705 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:14,760 Speaker 1: all right, it is anonymous, I wrote it. Okay, Okay, 706 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: this is a this is a game of hangman. Oh 707 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:22,400 Speaker 1: that was just our scratch paper. That's not at Okay, 708 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,200 Speaker 1: can you read this cursive? You son of a bitch? 709 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:30,760 Speaker 1: Who did that? Razor sharp pit? Okay? What's our total? 710 00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,800 Speaker 1: I don't I don't even know right now? All right, 711 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,040 Speaker 1: how many do we need to win? Well, it's not 712 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,200 Speaker 1: winning one way or the other. We we need a 713 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,320 Speaker 1: unanimous decision, either guilty or not guilty by all twelve 714 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:49,480 Speaker 1: of us. Oh you ask him in hello who we're 715 00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:58,799 Speaker 1: still thinking? Oh? Well, time's up. Don't we have like 716 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:03,120 Speaker 1: unlimited figuring this out? Guys? This is an open and 717 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,760 Speaker 1: shut case, we have footage of these guys holding people 718 00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,960 Speaker 1: hostage news man, fake news man, fake news. It's Bobby 719 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000 Speaker 1: flying the sky. If people can agree, I'll go with 720 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:20,120 Speaker 1: the group. I have an idea. We need twelve people 721 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:25,319 Speaker 1: to agree thirty seconds. What if instead of voting, we'll 722 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:30,440 Speaker 1: use hand gestures. We all clapped together, making some kind 723 00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:34,200 Speaker 1: of rhythmic music, and then once that rhythm is set, 724 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,640 Speaker 1: each one of us will single vocal tune evoking some 725 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:42,319 Speaker 1: kind of emotion, resonating each one of us. Oh, this 726 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:49,560 Speaker 1: is an improv game. Okay, cowboy man, if that is 727 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,520 Speaker 1: your name against my better judgment, I'm just curious to 728 00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:56,720 Speaker 1: see how this is going to play. All right, who stops? 729 00:44:58,120 --> 00:44:59,839 Speaker 1: Let's vote on it, everyone right down on a piece 730 00:44:59,880 --> 00:45:04,359 Speaker 1: of who starts? Do we need more paper? Obvious? Can 731 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,600 Speaker 1: we get more paper in here? I got the pa 732 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,719 Speaker 1: we we need about it's tough. Let me just make 733 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:21,560 Speaker 1: this easier, Dan, What say the jury? Look, we're about 734 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:22,920 Speaker 1: to take a vote of who's going to start this 735 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:27,200 Speaker 1: rhythmic clapping? Dan? Dan, let me just cut this straight 736 00:45:27,200 --> 00:45:29,640 Speaker 1: with you. This is the closest I've been to a 737 00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:31,920 Speaker 1: group of people in a long time. And when we 738 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:34,160 Speaker 1: give them a verdict. They're going to break this party off. 739 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:40,360 Speaker 1: It was a dancing bear. You stole a dancing bear. 740 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,120 Speaker 1: This is great. We're getting to know each other so much, 741 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:45,880 Speaker 1: and we're about to all disperse, And where don't we 742 00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,399 Speaker 1: ever go to see each other? I will say, I've 743 00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:50,040 Speaker 1: been enjoying the time at the hotel I have. It's 744 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,800 Speaker 1: been really nice, curious, great. I didn't even mind that 745 00:45:53,880 --> 00:46:04,640 Speaker 1: the pool was out of order. I'm not guilty, Matt guilty. 746 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,440 Speaker 1: Well that wraps things up for Priori, Illinois on this 747 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:15,360 Speaker 1: particular alchemy this I want to thank our alchemists in 748 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,440 Speaker 1: no particular order. James Heeney, what do you got? It was? 749 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:21,960 Speaker 1: That was really riveting. I was afraid of getting murdered. 750 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:25,120 Speaker 1: I don't know what I got? I got? Where can 751 00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,359 Speaker 1: the fox find you know? It's the real teen Heeny 752 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,720 Speaker 1: on YouTube? You can find me on twitch. I stream 753 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:34,200 Speaker 1: live Sundays attending am alright, settle down, Vanessa plans for 754 00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:39,520 Speaker 1: the week. Oh none's been a great place. Thank you. Next, 755 00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:46,200 Speaker 1: come by Dynasty type it's still Dynasty typewriter at the Hayward. 756 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,680 Speaker 1: Are we dropping that part? It can be either, but 757 00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:50,719 Speaker 1: the website is just dynasty type right now. I love 758 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:55,439 Speaker 1: every square inch. Thank you, honey, Joey. You can find 759 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:59,200 Speaker 1: me at Jebby Grieber on Instagram. That's right. And uh, 760 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,000 Speaker 1: I don't know what my twitters. I think it's not 761 00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:05,920 Speaker 1: Eric Trump, and uh, come check out the West Side 762 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:10,440 Speaker 1: pretty pretty pony bear supply check it out. Not a 763 00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:17,120 Speaker 1: great show, alright, Craig at cask At on Twitter, you 764 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,960 Speaker 1: might ahead and added an eye. I did add the 765 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:22,719 Speaker 1: eye just for clarity. And listen to the Craigslist podcast 766 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,080 Speaker 1: where I make my wife listen to my one We'll 767 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:29,120 Speaker 1: listen and watch my one favorite movies. I love every 768 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:34,080 Speaker 1: bit of it. Chris Avarado send us up. I want 769 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,400 Speaker 1: to echo what Joys said. Letting gentlemen out there if 770 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,239 Speaker 1: you can and are available, to check out the West 771 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,880 Speaker 1: Side Comedy Theater in Santa Monica. A lot of us 772 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:45,680 Speaker 1: performed there, do a lot of great stuff there. I 773 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:49,400 Speaker 1: love myself the West Side Comedy Theater, west Side Comedy 774 00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,399 Speaker 1: dot com. That's where I'm sending you. All right, that's 775 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,600 Speaker 1: our show for this week. I want to thank once again, 776 00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:58,839 Speaker 1: sweet sweet Raphael. Somebody cough up this kid's last name 777 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:04,520 Speaker 1: for free. There you go, breathe, b r I T you. 778 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,600 Speaker 1: Where can they find you? Where can they find him? Anybody, 779 00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:12,560 Speaker 1: somebody decide project. You know what, Never mind, Doug our 780 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,479 Speaker 1: engineer with every year, let's give it up until next time. 781 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:20,719 Speaker 1: Alchemy there