WEBVTT - Why Was Ray Depressed? 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:02.600 Not doing it. Uh. 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:05.160 I have one word for. 0:00:05.040 --> 0:00:16.360 You, relax. R E l a X. Geez, relax. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:18.280 Don't use that one anymore. 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:23.960 Dude, you are the epitome of I don't know how 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:29.760 you survive in life. You are. You need to calm down. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.720 I thought you're gonna go with the R word again. Ray, 0:00:32.920 --> 0:00:34.560 you are a re no. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:42.440 I said you need to relax. R E l a X. 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:48.520 I have never met someone. And I know we've talked 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.760 about it with the parking and this and that and 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:55.960 how you worry. But this week has been a whole 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:59.440 new level lunch. We're not gonna We're not gonna be 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:01.400 able to do one pot. I've got to train Kevin. 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:04.240 I've got to do this. I've got and if something 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:07.440 goes wrong next week, it's all my fault. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:08.000 Bro. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.760 You realize, you realize we're gonna be on a cruise ship. 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.720 Your responsibility is to be on the cruise ship. You 0:01:14.800 --> 0:01:19.000 can't control the mothership. You can't control what goes on here. 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:25.000 If something happens here, it's not your fault. 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:29.520 Okay. But anyways, a good chef always leaves his Sioux 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.800 chefs with almost prepared food. And that's what I'm trying 0:01:32.840 --> 0:01:34.959 to do for my team, for the boys in the back. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.960 I understand the boys in the back and having it 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:42.119 set up nicely, but you have talked about like, oh 0:01:42.200 --> 0:01:44.440 next week, man, I'm just gonna be sitting there in 0:01:44.480 --> 0:01:47.120 that room and if something goes wrong, like what am 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:51.120 I gonna do? Like, it's not your responsibility. I just 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:54.360 want you to be able to relax. Like the high 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:59.200 strongness of your lifestyle makes me feel bad for you. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:03.600 Thank you, man, thank you, But but here we are 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.400 what added responsibilities if you had no. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.760 No, I don't have any added responsibilities. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.720 It's like usually I mean, I just say I always 0:02:11.720 --> 0:02:16.040 tell my wife like I'm stretched decently thin with the show. 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:18.680 It ebbs and flows. Back in the day, I was 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:22.600 stretched so thin I wanted to quit every Monday. Now 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:26.200 we're pretty well oiled, like we're greased, and I have 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:29.240 a team. I used to do every piece of audio 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:32.639 that ever went on air outside of somebody's voice, which 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.040 is insane. Now there's a team of about five of us, 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.760 correct wild I mean, I wanted to quit so many times. 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:41.040 Now I'm to a place where I don't want to quit, 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:44.720 but I'm still like just imagine kids, you got a 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.040 peanut butter and jelly, and you're running out of that 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.760 peanut butter, but you're still trying to stretch that peanut 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:53.800 butter all over the bread. Stretch pretty thin, so that 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:57.520 then add more bread. Now you're not even just putting 0:02:57.520 --> 0:03:00.520 that peanut butter on one piece of bread. You're doing 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:06.000 a whole Italian baguette. So imagine how thin that peanut 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:09.560 butter is stretched. And that's me the week before the cruise, 0:03:10.160 --> 0:03:11.799 just trying to help the boys in the back. Man, 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:14.040 I mean, I've already gotten a fight with my wife, 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:15.840 So I mean I'm at a point now where you 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.639 can criticize me. No, no, no, you can say that. 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:22.120 My wife can say what she needs to say. Only 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:25.000 I will understand what I go through, just like our 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:29.600 truck drivers. A lot of wizards never gonna understand what 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.640 you do. Our farmers, come on, bankers are never gonna 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:37.760 understand what you do. The hr women and men. Nobody's 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:41.320 gonna understand that. A firefighter, what you guys see on 0:03:41.360 --> 0:03:44.040 a daily basis, nobody's gonna understand it, but you. And 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:46.720 I'm fine. I can die on that hill. Nobody will 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:51.800 understand my life but me and I'll hang up and listen. Ray, 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:52.880 I was poignant. 0:03:53.040 --> 0:03:55.520 No, I'll take a break. I gotta be honest. It 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:58.520 was very well said, it was elegant, it was very 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:02.840 like the articulated well, I just, man, the stress you 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:07.280 have for just that. I feel bad. I feel bad 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:10.920 that I don't have that. And it's because I mean, honestly, 0:04:10.960 --> 0:04:14.040 I don't have that many responsibilities. But if I'm gone, 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.560 I'm not thinking, Man, if something goes wrong, it's my fault. 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:21.159 I'm like, I'm gone, ain't my fault. Now, you guys 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:23.960 deal with that. But we're just You're just different, and 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:26.880 it's okay. It's not bad. It's just man, I was 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:29.200 worried about you. I was worried about doing the pod. 0:04:29.279 --> 0:04:31.560 I felt like, oh my gosh, maybe we shouldn't do 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:34.080 the pod because Ray is stressed out. But here we are. 0:04:34.360 --> 0:04:37.640 We got our pods in. The listeners are happy and 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:41.240 as they're downloading this, as they're downloading this or listening 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:45.880 to this on their lunch break, we're getting on a 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:49.680 freaking ship. Yeah, we're balls deep. We are going to 0:04:49.720 --> 0:04:54.800 be on the Santa Pinta or the Santa Maria. I 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.360 don't know what it's called if it has a name 0:04:56.440 --> 0:04:58.920 or if it's just big ship. They all have different names. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:02.080 You got me. When you're going on a cruise, that's 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:05.159 the last thing you look at is the name of 0:05:05.200 --> 0:05:07.080 the boat. But what I will say is, I'm bringing 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:08.960 a beer from the hotel. I'm gonna smash it on 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:10.520 that cruise ship. Isn't that what you're supposed to do 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:13.200 when a boat set sail, you smash it on the whole? 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:18.640 Oh for good luck, captain's get this guy up here? Hey, 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:19.520 who's that guy? 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.000 Get him out of here. We don't have that crap right. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:23.200 It's like, oh man. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:25.800 You know, captains don't have fun. We're we got all 0:05:25.800 --> 0:05:30.080 these radio jokers that are supposed to laugh and have fun, 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.680 and captains are always serious from what I see on 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:36.239 below deck. They cause they're they're in charge of the ship. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.000 They have a big responsibility. 0:05:38.080 --> 0:05:40.200 Ray, what a hell of a metaphor, similar to what 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:41.320 you talked about earlier. 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:44.919 So my question is how long does the captain drive 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.400 the boat? Is it like is it like a normal 0:05:47.480 --> 0:05:49.680 job where they do eight hour shifts? Are they on 0:05:49.720 --> 0:05:53.000 twelve hour shifts? How does that work? Well, they're big day. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.000 I'm going to just go from below deck. So I 0:05:55.000 --> 0:05:56.520 actually kind of know a little bit of the matter. 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:59.160 Is when they when they're it's a what is it called, 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.520 it's a watered at sea? At sea is what would 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:05.280 our schedules like boom one day at a port, captain 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.960 does nothing. At sea, Captain's driving the boat for twelve 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:13.320 hours at port, captain's chilling for twelve hours. At sea, 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:17.520 Captain's balling out for twelve hours looking for those rogue waves. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:21.400 Also, how do you become a captain of that big 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:24.320 of a boat, Like do you start like, oh, I'm 0:06:24.320 --> 0:06:27.159 gonna do a little ferry and then you pass those 0:06:27.240 --> 0:06:29.560 tests and the ferry people are like, hey man, we 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.720 got this guy down here. He could be really good 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:32.560 on a cruise ship. 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:33.560 We'll have the answer. 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:34.080 Go ahead. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:38.080 So on below deck it's called not the orman. I 0:06:38.120 --> 0:06:43.159 watched the show so passively, but it's the crew right. No, No, 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:47.039 the I watch it so passively. The I'll know it. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:50.480 I'll come up with it. They're outside crew. The inside 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.000 is the interior. That's the girls, and then the guys 0:06:53.040 --> 0:06:57.360 are the The boson is the top one. But his crew, 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.480 I guess it's just deck team. There you go, So 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.200 deck t is like cleaning the boat. Well, then the 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:06.560 top cleaner of the boat is the bosin, So then 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:10.640 the bosin's starting to have managerial skills. Then the bosin 0:07:10.720 --> 0:07:13.200 a couple of times says, hey, captain, what if I 0:07:13.280 --> 0:07:16.640 drive it into port? And so then the boason learns 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:20.200 how to back the boat into port. The bosin at 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.200 night learns how to read the weather, read the waves. 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:27.000 The Bosin's learning all this crap, and then the captain's like, hey, 0:07:27.240 --> 0:07:29.360 here's the rains. You can do this, you can port, 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:33.240 which ports very difficult, especially in the Mediterranean, especially near 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.400 Australia because there's a lot of boats. But they start 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.880 to learn that, and then once you get that experience, 0:07:39.280 --> 0:07:41.480 then there's probably some sort of a school you go 0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:44.120 to and then you're good. But it's literally starting as 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.680 a person cleaning the boat and then just asking the 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:49.760 person above you, Hey, what if I touch the wheel today, 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:51.760 what if I touch it for a little bit longer, 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.200 what if I tug on it today? Stuff like that, 0:07:54.400 --> 0:07:55.480 and I'll hang up and listen. 0:07:56.880 --> 0:08:00.480 That gives me new insights. So will we ever see 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:01.760 the captain of the boat or no? 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:06.560 The I know on the yachts the captain is exclusive 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:07.840 and elusive. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.000 The captain will. 0:08:08.880 --> 0:08:11.160 Do their thing and they'll come for one meal, and 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:14.560 that's only if the guests request it. Otherwise, the only 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:16.800 time you meet the captain is at the very beginning, 0:08:17.040 --> 0:08:19.120 You shake their hand, get on, and never see them 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:23.080 again until you get off. Oh maybe that's the case. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.360 This this is also a cruised on a yacht. Probably 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:26.240 completely different, right. 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:27.640 I just wondered if, like, when we go to the 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:30.320 dining hall, is the captain gonna be sitting there eating 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:35.040 breakfast the dining hall or do they have a separate 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:38.000 quarters for all the people working on the ship. 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.480 Oh yeah, for sure. You'll never see any of the 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:44.640 workers when they're not I mean, the workers are meant 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:46.440 to not be there, not to be seen. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:47.880 Ah. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:53.160 So the deck team boom, they're working secretly, they're gliding, 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.760 they're cleaning. The guys clean the boat. They'll be cleaning 0:08:55.760 --> 0:08:57.280 at four am. You ain't gonna seen them when the 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:00.000 sun's up. They ain't gonna be cleaning stuff like that. 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.960 Huh. All right, Well, I will say that you look tanned, dude. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.960 That was the goal. You look tan like I see 0:09:07.960 --> 0:09:10.600 you this morning. I'm like that dude's been tanning. 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.000 That was the goal, because I've done it before. Two 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.280 thousand and nine, I want to say, went on a 0:09:17.320 --> 0:09:20.280 cruise with my buddies, white as a ghost because I 0:09:20.320 --> 0:09:23.160 had been wintertime. We went maybe in January. Yeah, it 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.240 was right after I first got hired at the sports station, 0:09:25.559 --> 0:09:27.920 right before I met the Bobby Bone Show. And we 0:09:27.960 --> 0:09:31.040 went on a cruise and I was pale, hadn't been outside. 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.400 I'd just been wondering what the hell is going to 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:34.040 do with my life? 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.360 And we went on a cruise and I got so 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:41.880 sunburned in Cabo San Lucas. It wasn't Cabo. We went 0:09:41.920 --> 0:09:50.880 to Carlos and Charlie's in Roatan, Honduras. What's the other one, Oh, Cozumel, Cozumel. Yep, 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.439 got sunburned, his crap, had to wear long sleeve. It 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.160 was brutal. And from that day forward, I made a 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:59.640 pledge to myself, if I'm ever going to go to 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.360 a place that's sunny, I need to make sure that 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:05.560 I prepare my skin properly, because that sunburn ain't worth it. 0:10:05.600 --> 0:10:08.480 Putting on all that has to be more cancer inducing 0:10:08.840 --> 0:10:11.520 than to be tan in a tanning bed. I'm sorry, 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:13.400 I'll hang up and listen. My name is Ben and 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:14.520 I and in it my name is Paul. 0:10:14.559 --> 0:10:16.240 It's up to y'all. 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:19.400 So you got a base tan, so you don't sunburn. 0:10:19.800 --> 0:10:22.839 We go to Carlos and Charlie's and I mean, probably 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:26.040 the hottest girls ever. They're all from Indiana. Little did 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:28.240 they know in fifteen years that win a national championship 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:31.200 in football. My buddy's there, he's all tan. What's up 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:34.160 all as Indiana people? I get off this j We're 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:37.000 in a jeep chilling in Cabo Sand, not Cabo in 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:40.120 a jeep going to Carlos and Charlie's and Kazumel and 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:42.880 I'm so sunburned. I get off at Carlos and Charlie's. 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:47.200 I'm We're in long sleeve long pants. I got like 0:10:47.280 --> 0:10:51.280 a hat on hiding my face. The most beautiful place 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:54.000 on the planet, and I'm a crab. I couldn't even drink. 0:10:54.040 --> 0:10:56.360 I was such a crab. And I said, never again, 0:10:56.640 --> 0:10:59.040 I'm making this pledge. Never again. 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:01.200 Did the indie and a girl say, what's wrong with 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:01.679 your friend? 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:02.320 Everybody? 0:11:02.360 --> 0:11:05.400 I mean, they're like great personality. What's his name? 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:06.160 Lobby? 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:09.920 I mean Hey, lobster. Hey is there. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:10.680 Any marine life? 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:11.559 I see a lobster. 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:17.080 I'm not even enjoying the jokes because I was so sunburned. 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:21.120 I'm like sitting in the shade, so mad at myself, 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:24.560 so much remorse, regret everything. And I said, that's it, 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:26.600 that's it. I'll always be ten when I go in 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:30.679 the sun. So there you go. This is the end 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:32.760 result of all that learning. Lesson. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:36.360 Dude, I have the same thing. We went to Florida 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:38.840 one time, my wife and I. Her uncle had passed away, 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.880 so we went down for his funeral. Whoa pause, rest 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:48.320 in peace, and so we were celebrating on, you know, 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:50.400 his life on the beach. I afterwards, we went to 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.720 the beach. That's where he loved to go, was the beach. 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:58.240 And it was probably February, and we weren't getting in 0:11:58.280 --> 0:11:59.920 the water, but we were just sitting on the beach 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.640 and I wasn't thinking much of it. Well, I'm gonna 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:07.720 tell you what. The tops of my feet got so 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:11.560 dang sunburned. It hurt to put on shoes for at 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:15.840 least a week. Really, it was so bad. And I 0:12:15.880 --> 0:12:19.040 will never forget that lesson in life that I always 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:23.440 always now put the sunscreen on the top of my feet. 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.720 Always you have to learn the hard way. But we 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.520 were just sitting there for hours having drinks on the beach, 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.959 and no one bothered to tell me, Hey, you might 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.640 want to cover up your feet. They get sunburned really easily. 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:40.040 These people are from Florida. Come on, now, they all 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:43.240 grew up on the beach. Tell me that my foot 0:12:43.640 --> 0:12:46.480 is the part that's gonna get sunburned the fastest, because 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:51.520 I mean, I was in so much pain. It hurts 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:55.199 so freaking bad. If you've ever had the top of 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.040 your feet sunburned, you can't wear anything. 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:00.640 And this just remind me. 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:02.720 You know how I told you have comfy shoes because 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:07.480 your feet. Bro, I can't stress it enough. I forgot 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:09.400 to tell you because you said people don't warn you 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:11.960 about the sun, and we need to tell people. We 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:15.320 need to give advice. You're gonna do so much walking 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:20.040 because the boat's massive and on length and getting to 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.280 port and get you do so much walking. I forget 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:25.520 on the last crews I went two years ago. Dude, 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:27.920 I was getting cramps in my achilles, like I almost 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:31.959 pulled a Halliburton. Because you're doing so much walking. So 0:13:32.120 --> 0:13:36.120 those sandals that you've never worn before, dude, you gotta 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.120 just throw them away. I don't even want you to 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:41.319 wear them because unless you have something broken in, don't 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:46.000 even take it out of your suitcase. You thought you 0:13:46.040 --> 0:13:49.080 were sore on the top of your feet, bro, your 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:54.040 achilles is gonna be crying day two. It's gonna um 0:13:54.520 --> 0:13:59.280 taed um ta. Kyrie's not coming back from that well 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:04.760 his was acl Oh so, so I'm just telling you 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:07.320 you're gonna do so. You don't realize how much walking 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:12.800 you do on a ship because they're massive massive. Just 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.920 going to the damn port is a mile, but the 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:22.160 dock is half a mile. The dock forever. You walk 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.400 on the dock for hours, You walk on the boat 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.000 and then you're like, oh, I gotta go to my room. 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:28.240 Here's another hour. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:33.160 Then you actually get to the port and you got 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:37.200 to get to the transportation. That's another half mile. You 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:41.480 walk so much on a cruise. Oh maybe not Key 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:44.360 Wes though, Top Dog said that Key West is like 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:46.840 right there. Like when the ship pulls up, you basically 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:48.520 get off and there's a marguerita waiting for you. 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:52.520 Okay, not to scare you, though, man, yeah, man, you're 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:56.160 starting You're starting to make me rethink these whole sandal plants. 0:14:56.400 --> 0:14:58.560 You're starting to make me think that the sandal purchase 0:14:58.680 --> 0:15:02.200 was a bad idea because I couldn't roll with the slides. 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:05.200 I'm telling you, but now you're really making me think 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.440 sandals should just stay at home. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.480 I looked myself in the mirror and I said, homie, 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:16.360 what are your two most comfious things that you put 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.160 on your feet ever? And those are both the shoes 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:21.080 that I brought. I said, I don't care what they 0:15:21.160 --> 0:15:24.920 look like. They're the comfiest. They're freaking clouds. That's what 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:28.200 I'm bringing. I'd call me a unk. I'm gonna be 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.760 comfy because I know how much walking you do. 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.840 So you're telling me when we're hosting stuff in Vino me, 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:35.880 Vin to me, is that right? 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:36.280 Vin? To me? 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:38.920 It sounds right? Then I should be wearing ten of shoes. 0:15:38.960 --> 0:15:41.360 But what if it's on the beach, it won't be. 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.520 You're gonna be on a stage, you're gonna be in 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:47.160 that pool area. You don't need sandals. The sandals are 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:50.840 really just for the beach guy. I'm telling you, and Beimini, 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:53.120 it's gonna be the same thing I went to and 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:55.040 there's not a lot of beach and there's so many 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:57.400 beach chairs. Not even a lot of people went down 0:15:57.440 --> 0:16:01.040 there now. No, no, I'm thinking I see it right now. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:03.240 Not a lot of people went down there. The only 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.080 thing sandals are for is just beachs. You don't get 0:16:06.120 --> 0:16:07.160 sand in your shoes. 0:16:08.520 --> 0:16:11.520 All right, got it? Should we start the show? 0:16:11.600 --> 0:16:18.600 Yeah? Man, start it started. Beach guy, big beach guy. 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:21.520 I'm just throwing them overboard. Sandals are going overboard. 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:23.640 Man, We're gonna do it live. 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.920 Oh the one, two three? 0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:31.480 So loser? What up? Everybody? 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:33.600 I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:36.920 I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because 0:16:36.960 --> 0:16:39.000 I'm pretty much a sports genius. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:42.880 Y'all had sis in Alpha Male, Live North Side and 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:46.520 Nashville Bazer, two point three Acres, two Kids, Vandy Defrosting, 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:48.920 heading on a cruise. I'm on a boat. I'm on 0:16:48.960 --> 0:16:50.680 a boat, mother effort. I'm on a boat. 0:16:51.000 --> 0:16:54.280 Over to you, man, Yeah, man, this boat's gonna be awesome. 0:16:54.600 --> 0:16:57.560 We're about to get on this boat and you say 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.760 it's gonna be a mile to my room, and I'm 0:16:59.760 --> 0:17:03.160 probably gonna get lost all over this ship, aren't I You. 0:17:03.120 --> 0:17:06.159 Get lost, there will be a nook and cranny that 0:17:06.240 --> 0:17:10.240 you don't even see. It's that dang big We'll take 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:17.280 a break, get lost your go with directions. Yeah, it 0:17:17.359 --> 0:17:19.000 was the last day I was on the boat, and 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.840 I was like, that's right, so the restaurant, I could 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.560 have just made a right and gone up those stairs 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:25.879 and it would have saved me twenty minutes. 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.399 Got it, Glad. I realized that on the second to 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:29.160 last day. 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:35.360 You will walk around and around stairs, left right room. 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:39.680 Imagine the Titanic. Dude, that thing ever floods were screwed. 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:41.520 You can't find yourself off a cruise ship. 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:46.520 That is one of my biggest fears is not being 0:17:46.520 --> 0:17:49.359 able to see the land because I want to be 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:52.320 able to swim to the shore if we we something happens, 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:54.320 and I understand I'm probably not gonna be able to 0:17:54.320 --> 0:17:56.360 swim to the shore because it's a long ways away 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.479 and I'm not that good of a swimmer, But I 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:01.760 want that feeling in my I'm in in my gut 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:04.720 of okay, I can make it to shore if I 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:05.120 need to. 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:07.960 Did you bring dramamine and stuff? 0:18:08.080 --> 0:18:08.159 No? 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:13.600 Okay, becuz I know that you're responsible and we're gonna 0:18:13.600 --> 0:18:17.159 be doing stuff for the bo Joe. Don't drink too 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:21.520 much because you don't really feel the boat. You don't 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:26.000 really feel the boat at all until you've had one 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:29.199 too many. Then all of a sudden, you feel that 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:32.240 boat when you're trying to sleep at night and she's rocking. 0:18:34.200 --> 0:18:38.840 So do not overdrink. And let's just hope there's not 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:40.320 some nor' easter rolling through. 0:18:40.560 --> 0:18:41.199 My question? 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.320 Do you sleep with it? Can you sleep with a 0:18:43.359 --> 0:18:44.040 window open? 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:44.600 See? 0:18:44.640 --> 0:18:47.080 That was great advice I got after the fact. People 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:48.920 said they do that so you can actually hear the wall. 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:51.080 It'll probably be cold because I in this time of 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:53.679 the year, I think with the winds and stuff. But 0:18:53.800 --> 0:18:56.640 I've heard people say they'll actually sleep on the patio. 0:18:56.920 --> 0:18:57.720 They'll put the. 0:18:57.840 --> 0:18:59.320 No no, no I am doing. 0:18:59.359 --> 0:19:00.840 That's too scary, Maybe it's TikTok. 0:19:00.880 --> 0:19:03.120 You shouldn't believe it. Somebody said they take their mattress 0:19:03.119 --> 0:19:04.920 and put it on the patio and sleep out there 0:19:04.920 --> 0:19:05.960 with the ocean every night. 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.480 Oh, I don't think I'll do that. 0:19:09.640 --> 0:19:12.600 Like the reason we couldn't do that it turned off 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:15.880 the air conditioner. Ah, that's how they keep you from 0:19:15.920 --> 0:19:16.239 doing it. 0:19:16.440 --> 0:19:18.640 Yeah, that that that freaks me out. I don't want 0:19:18.640 --> 0:19:21.240 to be like I'm a little nervous to go out 0:19:21.240 --> 0:19:24.760 on the little patio or whatever because I'm worried about 0:19:24.760 --> 0:19:27.119 going over Like I don't want to get near the edge. 0:19:27.520 --> 0:19:29.840 Because you read the news stories. Oh, this verson fell 0:19:29.880 --> 0:19:34.399 overboard and that is my I don't understand how that happens. 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:37.200 Like most of the time, do you think do they 0:19:37.280 --> 0:19:40.240 jump or is it really an accident where they fall overboard? 0:19:41.280 --> 0:19:43.160 I would say fifty percent of the time they fall. 0:19:43.280 --> 0:19:46.080 Because you're talking about your room, I would say, there's 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:48.320 maybe one more bar in your room, but it's still 0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:50.119 pretty open. It's not Vegas where they don't let you 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:52.640 go on the balcony. I mean it is open. Then 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:56.520 you go to the top deck. It is windier and 0:19:56.600 --> 0:19:58.840 there is about I would never take a kid on 0:19:58.840 --> 0:20:02.480 the top deck. There is two bars protecting you from 0:20:02.480 --> 0:20:05.520 going overboard, and you're dealing with twenty mile an hour winds. 0:20:06.280 --> 0:20:09.840 But why do you want to go up there? Yeah, 0:20:09.880 --> 0:20:13.000 you didn't hear this from me. It will blow the 0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:13.919 chick's stresses up. 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:17.760 Oh, I will say. People always say, oh, have you 0:20:17.800 --> 0:20:22.159 taken your kids on a Disney cruise, No chance. I 0:20:22.240 --> 0:20:26.800 can't imagine trying to keep them off the railings, the 0:20:26.840 --> 0:20:30.480