Speaker 1: Not doing it. Uh.
Speaker 2: I have one word for.
Speaker 3: You, relax. R E l a X. Geez, relax.
Speaker 1: Don't use that one anymore.
Speaker 2: Dude, you are the epitome of I don't know how
Speaker 2: you survive in life. You are. You need to calm down.
Speaker 1: I thought you're gonna go with the R word again. Ray,
Speaker 1: you are a re no.
Speaker 2: I said you need to relax. R E l a X.
Speaker 2: I have never met someone. And I know we've talked
Speaker 2: about it with the parking and this and that and
Speaker 2: how you worry. But this week has been a whole
Speaker 2: new level lunch. We're not gonna We're not gonna be
Speaker 2: able to do one pot. I've got to train Kevin.
Speaker 2: I've got to do this. I've got and if something
Speaker 2: goes wrong next week, it's all my fault.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 2: You realize, you realize we're gonna be on a cruise ship.
Speaker 2: Your responsibility is to be on the cruise ship. You
Speaker 2: can't control the mothership. You can't control what goes on here.
Speaker 2: If something happens here, it's not your fault.
Speaker 1: Okay. But anyways, a good chef always leaves his Sioux
Speaker 1: chefs with almost prepared food. And that's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to do for my team, for the boys in the back.
Speaker 2: I understand the boys in the back and having it
Speaker 2: set up nicely, but you have talked about like, oh
Speaker 2: next week, man, I'm just gonna be sitting there in
Speaker 2: that room and if something goes wrong, like what am
Speaker 2: I gonna do? Like, it's not your responsibility. I just
Speaker 2: want you to be able to relax. Like the high
Speaker 2: strongness of your lifestyle makes me feel bad for you.
Speaker 1: Thank you, man, thank you, But but here we are
Speaker 1: what added responsibilities if you had no.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have any added responsibilities.
Speaker 1: It's like usually I mean, I just say I always
Speaker 1: tell my wife like I'm stretched decently thin with the show.
Speaker 1: It ebbs and flows. Back in the day, I was
Speaker 1: stretched so thin I wanted to quit every Monday. Now
Speaker 1: we're pretty well oiled, like we're greased, and I have
Speaker 1: a team. I used to do every piece of audio
Speaker 1: that ever went on air outside of somebody's voice, which
Speaker 1: is insane. Now there's a team of about five of us,
Speaker 1: correct wild I mean, I wanted to quit so many times.
Speaker 1: Now I'm to a place where I don't want to quit,
Speaker 1: but I'm still like just imagine kids, you got a
Speaker 1: peanut butter and jelly, and you're running out of that
Speaker 1: peanut butter, but you're still trying to stretch that peanut
Speaker 1: butter all over the bread. Stretch pretty thin, so that
Speaker 1: then add more bread. Now you're not even just putting
Speaker 1: that peanut butter on one piece of bread. You're doing
Speaker 1: a whole Italian baguette. So imagine how thin that peanut
Speaker 1: butter is stretched. And that's me the week before the cruise,
Speaker 1: just trying to help the boys in the back. Man,
Speaker 1: I mean, I've already gotten a fight with my wife,
Speaker 1: So I mean I'm at a point now where you
Speaker 1: can criticize me. No, no, no, you can say that.
Speaker 1: My wife can say what she needs to say. Only
Speaker 1: I will understand what I go through, just like our
Speaker 1: truck drivers. A lot of wizards never gonna understand what
Speaker 1: you do. Our farmers, come on, bankers are never gonna
Speaker 1: understand what you do. The hr women and men. Nobody's
Speaker 1: gonna understand that. A firefighter, what you guys see on
Speaker 1: a daily basis, nobody's gonna understand it, but you. And
Speaker 1: I'm fine. I can die on that hill. Nobody will
Speaker 1: understand my life but me and I'll hang up and listen. Ray,
Speaker 1: I was poignant.
Speaker 2: No, I'll take a break. I gotta be honest. It
Speaker 2: was very well said, it was elegant, it was very
Speaker 2: like the articulated well, I just, man, the stress you
Speaker 2: have for just that. I feel bad. I feel bad
Speaker 2: that I don't have that. And it's because I mean, honestly,
Speaker 2: I don't have that many responsibilities. But if I'm gone,
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking, Man, if something goes wrong, it's my fault.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gone, ain't my fault. Now, you guys
Speaker 2: deal with that. But we're just You're just different, and
Speaker 2: it's okay. It's not bad. It's just man, I was
Speaker 2: worried about you. I was worried about doing the pod.
Speaker 2: I felt like, oh my gosh, maybe we shouldn't do
Speaker 2: the pod because Ray is stressed out. But here we are.
Speaker 2: We got our pods in. The listeners are happy and
Speaker 2: as they're downloading this, as they're downloading this or listening
Speaker 2: to this on their lunch break, we're getting on a
Speaker 2: freaking ship. Yeah, we're balls deep. We are going to
Speaker 2: be on the Santa Pinta or the Santa Maria. I
Speaker 2: don't know what it's called if it has a name
Speaker 2: or if it's just big ship. They all have different names.
Speaker 1: You got me. When you're going on a cruise, that's
Speaker 1: the last thing you look at is the name of
Speaker 1: the boat. But what I will say is, I'm bringing
Speaker 1: a beer from the hotel. I'm gonna smash it on
Speaker 1: that cruise ship. Isn't that what you're supposed to do
Speaker 1: when a boat set sail, you smash it on the whole?
Speaker 1: Oh for good luck, captain's get this guy up here? Hey,
Speaker 1: who's that guy?
Speaker 2: Get him out of here. We don't have that crap right.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh man.
Speaker 1: You know, captains don't have fun. We're we got all
Speaker 1: these radio jokers that are supposed to laugh and have fun,
Speaker 1: and captains are always serious from what I see on
Speaker 1: below deck. They cause they're they're in charge of the ship.
Speaker 2: They have a big responsibility.
Speaker 1: Ray, what a hell of a metaphor, similar to what
Speaker 1: you talked about earlier.
Speaker 2: So my question is how long does the captain drive
Speaker 2: the boat? Is it like is it like a normal
Speaker 2: job where they do eight hour shifts? Are they on
Speaker 2: twelve hour shifts? How does that work? Well, they're big day.
Speaker 2: I'm going to just go from below deck. So I
Speaker 2: actually kind of know a little bit of the matter.
Speaker 1: Is when they when they're it's a what is it called,
Speaker 1: it's a watered at sea? At sea is what would
Speaker 1: our schedules like boom one day at a port, captain
Speaker 1: does nothing. At sea, Captain's driving the boat for twelve
Speaker 1: hours at port, captain's chilling for twelve hours. At sea,
Speaker 1: Captain's balling out for twelve hours looking for those rogue waves.
Speaker 2: Also, how do you become a captain of that big
Speaker 2: of a boat, Like do you start like, oh, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do a little ferry and then you pass those
Speaker 2: tests and the ferry people are like, hey man, we
Speaker 2: got this guy down here. He could be really good
Speaker 2: on a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: We'll have the answer.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 1: So on below deck it's called not the orman. I
Speaker 1: watched the show so passively, but it's the crew right. No, No,
Speaker 1: the I watch it so passively. The I'll know it.
Speaker 1: I'll come up with it. They're outside crew. The inside
Speaker 1: is the interior. That's the girls, and then the guys
Speaker 1: are the The boson is the top one. But his crew,
Speaker 1: I guess it's just deck team. There you go, So
Speaker 1: deck t is like cleaning the boat. Well, then the
Speaker 1: top cleaner of the boat is the bosin, So then
Speaker 1: the bosin's starting to have managerial skills. Then the bosin
Speaker 1: a couple of times says, hey, captain, what if I
Speaker 1: drive it into port? And so then the boason learns
Speaker 1: how to back the boat into port. The bosin at
Speaker 1: night learns how to read the weather, read the waves.
Speaker 1: The Bosin's learning all this crap, and then the captain's like, hey,
Speaker 1: here's the rains. You can do this, you can port,
Speaker 1: which ports very difficult, especially in the Mediterranean, especially near
Speaker 1: Australia because there's a lot of boats. But they start
Speaker 1: to learn that, and then once you get that experience,
Speaker 1: then there's probably some sort of a school you go
Speaker 1: to and then you're good. But it's literally starting as
Speaker 1: a person cleaning the boat and then just asking the
Speaker 1: person above you, Hey, what if I touch the wheel today,
Speaker 1: what if I touch it for a little bit longer,
Speaker 1: what if I tug on it today? Stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and I'll hang up and listen.
Speaker 2: That gives me new insights. So will we ever see
Speaker 2: the captain of the boat or no?
Speaker 1: The I know on the yachts the captain is exclusive
Speaker 1: and elusive.
Speaker 4: The captain will.
Speaker 1: Do their thing and they'll come for one meal, and
Speaker 1: that's only if the guests request it. Otherwise, the only
Speaker 1: time you meet the captain is at the very beginning,
Speaker 1: You shake their hand, get on, and never see them
Speaker 1: again until you get off. Oh maybe that's the case.
Speaker 1: This this is also a cruised on a yacht. Probably
Speaker 1: completely different, right.
Speaker 2: I just wondered if, like, when we go to the
Speaker 2: dining hall, is the captain gonna be sitting there eating
Speaker 2: breakfast the dining hall or do they have a separate
Speaker 2: quarters for all the people working on the ship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, for sure. You'll never see any of the
Speaker 1: workers when they're not I mean, the workers are meant
Speaker 1: to not be there, not to be seen.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: So the deck team boom, they're working secretly, they're gliding,
Speaker 1: they're cleaning. The guys clean the boat. They'll be cleaning
Speaker 1: at four am. You ain't gonna seen them when the
Speaker 1: sun's up. They ain't gonna be cleaning stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Huh. All right, Well, I will say that you look tanned, dude.
Speaker 2: That was the goal. You look tan like I see
Speaker 2: you this morning. I'm like that dude's been tanning.
Speaker 1: That was the goal, because I've done it before. Two
Speaker 1: thousand and nine, I want to say, went on a
Speaker 1: cruise with my buddies, white as a ghost because I
Speaker 1: had been wintertime. We went maybe in January. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was right after I first got hired at the sports station,
Speaker 1: right before I met the Bobby Bone Show. And we
Speaker 1: went on a cruise and I was pale, hadn't been outside.
Speaker 4: I'd just been wondering what the hell is going to
Speaker 4: do with my life?
Speaker 1: And we went on a cruise and I got so
Speaker 1: sunburned in Cabo San Lucas. It wasn't Cabo. We went
Speaker 1: to Carlos and Charlie's in Roatan, Honduras. What's the other one, Oh, Cozumel, Cozumel. Yep,
Speaker 1: got sunburned, his crap, had to wear long sleeve. It
Speaker 1: was brutal. And from that day forward, I made a
Speaker 1: pledge to myself, if I'm ever going to go to
Speaker 1: a place that's sunny, I need to make sure that
Speaker 1: I prepare my skin properly, because that sunburn ain't worth it.
Speaker 1: Putting on all that has to be more cancer inducing
Speaker 1: than to be tan in a tanning bed. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen. My name is Ben and
Speaker 1: I and in it my name is Paul.
Speaker 4: It's up to y'all.
Speaker 2: So you got a base tan, so you don't sunburn.
Speaker 1: We go to Carlos and Charlie's and I mean, probably
Speaker 1: the hottest girls ever. They're all from Indiana. Little did
Speaker 1: they know in fifteen years that win a national championship
Speaker 1: in football. My buddy's there, he's all tan. What's up
Speaker 1: all as Indiana people? I get off this j We're
Speaker 1: in a jeep chilling in Cabo Sand, not Cabo in
Speaker 1: a jeep going to Carlos and Charlie's and Kazumel and
Speaker 1: I'm so sunburned. I get off at Carlos and Charlie's.
Speaker 1: I'm We're in long sleeve long pants. I got like
Speaker 1: a hat on hiding my face. The most beautiful place
Speaker 1: on the planet, and I'm a crab. I couldn't even drink.
Speaker 1: I was such a crab. And I said, never again,
Speaker 1: I'm making this pledge. Never again.
Speaker 2: Did the indie and a girl say, what's wrong with
Speaker 2: your friend?
Speaker 1: Everybody?
Speaker 4: I mean, they're like great personality. What's his name?
Speaker 1: Lobby?
Speaker 2: I mean Hey, lobster. Hey is there.
Speaker 1: Any marine life?
Speaker 2: I see a lobster.
Speaker 1: I'm not even enjoying the jokes because I was so sunburned.
Speaker 1: I'm like sitting in the shade, so mad at myself,
Speaker 1: so much remorse, regret everything. And I said, that's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. I'll always be ten when I go in
Speaker 1: the sun. So there you go. This is the end
Speaker 1: result of all that learning. Lesson.
Speaker 2: Dude, I have the same thing. We went to Florida
Speaker 2: one time, my wife and I. Her uncle had passed away,
Speaker 2: so we went down for his funeral. Whoa pause, rest
Speaker 2: in peace, and so we were celebrating on, you know,
Speaker 2: his life on the beach. I afterwards, we went to
Speaker 2: the beach. That's where he loved to go, was the beach.
Speaker 2: And it was probably February, and we weren't getting in
Speaker 2: the water, but we were just sitting on the beach
Speaker 2: and I wasn't thinking much of it. Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you what. The tops of my feet got so
Speaker 2: dang sunburned. It hurt to put on shoes for at
Speaker 2: least a week. Really, it was so bad. And I
Speaker 2: will never forget that lesson in life that I always
Speaker 2: always now put the sunscreen on the top of my feet.
Speaker 2: Always you have to learn the hard way. But we
Speaker 2: were just sitting there for hours having drinks on the beach,
Speaker 2: and no one bothered to tell me, Hey, you might
Speaker 2: want to cover up your feet. They get sunburned really easily.
Speaker 2: These people are from Florida. Come on, now, they all
Speaker 2: grew up on the beach. Tell me that my foot
Speaker 2: is the part that's gonna get sunburned the fastest, because
Speaker 2: I mean, I was in so much pain. It hurts
Speaker 2: so freaking bad. If you've ever had the top of
Speaker 2: your feet sunburned, you can't wear anything.
Speaker 4: And this just remind me.
Speaker 1: You know how I told you have comfy shoes because
Speaker 1: your feet. Bro, I can't stress it enough. I forgot
Speaker 1: to tell you because you said people don't warn you
Speaker 1: about the sun, and we need to tell people. We
Speaker 1: need to give advice. You're gonna do so much walking
Speaker 1: because the boat's massive and on length and getting to
Speaker 1: port and get you do so much walking. I forget
Speaker 1: on the last crews I went two years ago. Dude,
Speaker 1: I was getting cramps in my achilles, like I almost
Speaker 1: pulled a Halliburton. Because you're doing so much walking. So
Speaker 1: those sandals that you've never worn before, dude, you gotta
Speaker 1: just throw them away. I don't even want you to
Speaker 1: wear them because unless you have something broken in, don't
Speaker 1: even take it out of your suitcase. You thought you
Speaker 1: were sore on the top of your feet, bro, your
Speaker 1: achilles is gonna be crying day two. It's gonna um
Speaker 1: taed um ta. Kyrie's not coming back from that well
Speaker 1: his was acl Oh so, so I'm just telling you
Speaker 1: you're gonna do so. You don't realize how much walking
Speaker 1: you do on a ship because they're massive massive. Just
Speaker 1: going to the damn port is a mile, but the
Speaker 1: dock is half a mile. The dock forever. You walk
Speaker 1: on the dock for hours, You walk on the boat
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, I gotta go to my room.
Speaker 4: Here's another hour.
Speaker 1: Then you actually get to the port and you got
Speaker 1: to get to the transportation. That's another half mile. You
Speaker 1: walk so much on a cruise. Oh maybe not Key
Speaker 1: Wes though, Top Dog said that Key West is like
Speaker 1: right there. Like when the ship pulls up, you basically
Speaker 1: get off and there's a marguerita waiting for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, not to scare you, though, man, yeah, man, you're
Speaker 2: starting You're starting to make me rethink these whole sandal plants.
Speaker 2: You're starting to make me think that the sandal purchase
Speaker 2: was a bad idea because I couldn't roll with the slides.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, but now you're really making me think
Speaker 2: sandals should just stay at home.
Speaker 1: I looked myself in the mirror and I said, homie,
Speaker 1: what are your two most comfious things that you put
Speaker 1: on your feet ever? And those are both the shoes
Speaker 1: that I brought. I said, I don't care what they
Speaker 1: look like. They're the comfiest. They're freaking clouds. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm bringing. I'd call me a unk. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: comfy because I know how much walking you do.
Speaker 2: So you're telling me when we're hosting stuff in Vino me,
Speaker 2: Vin to me, is that right?
Speaker 1: Vin? To me?
Speaker 2: It sounds right? Then I should be wearing ten of shoes.
Speaker 2: But what if it's on the beach, it won't be.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be on a stage, you're gonna be in
Speaker 1: that pool area. You don't need sandals. The sandals are
Speaker 1: really just for the beach guy. I'm telling you, and Beimini,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be the same thing I went to and
Speaker 1: there's not a lot of beach and there's so many
Speaker 1: beach chairs. Not even a lot of people went down
Speaker 1: there now. No, no, I'm thinking I see it right now.
Speaker 1: Not a lot of people went down there. The only
Speaker 1: thing sandals are for is just beachs. You don't get
Speaker 1: sand in your shoes.
Speaker 2: All right, got it? Should we start the show?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Man, start it started. Beach guy, big beach guy.
Speaker 2: I'm just throwing them overboard. Sandals are going overboard.
Speaker 1: Man, We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 2: Oh the one, two three?
Speaker 1: So loser? What up? Everybody?
Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so
Speaker 2: I'll give you the sports facts, my sports opinions because
Speaker 2: I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1: Y'all had sis in Alpha Male, Live North Side and
Speaker 1: Nashville Bazer, two point three Acres, two Kids, Vandy Defrosting,
Speaker 1: heading on a cruise. I'm on a boat. I'm on
Speaker 1: a boat, mother effort. I'm on a boat.
Speaker 2: Over to you, man, Yeah, man, this boat's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 2: We're about to get on this boat and you say
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a mile to my room, and I'm
Speaker 2: probably gonna get lost all over this ship, aren't I You.
Speaker 1: Get lost, there will be a nook and cranny that
Speaker 1: you don't even see. It's that dang big We'll take
Speaker 1: a break, get lost your go with directions. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was the last day I was on the boat, and
Speaker 1: I was like, that's right, so the restaurant, I could
Speaker 1: have just made a right and gone up those stairs
Speaker 1: and it would have saved me twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: Got it, Glad. I realized that on the second to
Speaker 4: last day.
Speaker 1: You will walk around and around stairs, left right room.
Speaker 1: Imagine the Titanic. Dude, that thing ever floods were screwed.
Speaker 1: You can't find yourself off a cruise ship.
Speaker 2: That is one of my biggest fears is not being
Speaker 2: able to see the land because I want to be
Speaker 2: able to swim to the shore if we we something happens,
Speaker 2: and I understand I'm probably not gonna be able to
Speaker 2: swim to the shore because it's a long ways away
Speaker 2: and I'm not that good of a swimmer, But I
Speaker 2: want that feeling in my I'm in in my gut
Speaker 2: of okay, I can make it to shore if I
Speaker 2: need to.
Speaker 4: Did you bring dramamine and stuff?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, becuz I know that you're responsible and we're gonna
Speaker 1: be doing stuff for the bo Joe. Don't drink too
Speaker 1: much because you don't really feel the boat. You don't
Speaker 1: really feel the boat at all until you've had one
Speaker 1: too many. Then all of a sudden, you feel that
Speaker 1: boat when you're trying to sleep at night and she's rocking.
Speaker 1: So do not overdrink. And let's just hope there's not
Speaker 1: some nor' easter rolling through.
Speaker 4: My question?
Speaker 2: Do you sleep with it? Can you sleep with a
Speaker 2: window open?
Speaker 4: See?
Speaker 1: That was great advice I got after the fact. People
Speaker 1: said they do that so you can actually hear the wall.
Speaker 1: It'll probably be cold because I in this time of
Speaker 1: the year, I think with the winds and stuff. But
Speaker 1: I've heard people say they'll actually sleep on the patio.
Speaker 1: They'll put the.
Speaker 2: No no, no I am doing.
Speaker 4: That's too scary, Maybe it's TikTok.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't believe it. Somebody said they take their mattress
Speaker 1: and put it on the patio and sleep out there
Speaker 1: with the ocean every night.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't think I'll do that.
Speaker 1: Like the reason we couldn't do that it turned off
Speaker 1: the air conditioner. Ah, that's how they keep you from
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that that freaks me out. I don't want
Speaker 2: to be like I'm a little nervous to go out
Speaker 2: on the little patio or whatever because I'm worried about
Speaker 2: going over Like I don't want to get near the edge.
Speaker 2: Because you read the news stories. Oh, this verson fell
Speaker 2: overboard and that is my I don't understand how that happens.
Speaker 2: Like most of the time, do you think do they
Speaker 2: jump or is it really an accident where they fall overboard?
Speaker 1: I would say fifty percent of the time they fall.
Speaker 1: Because you're talking about your room, I would say, there's
Speaker 1: maybe one more bar in your room, but it's still
Speaker 1: pretty open. It's not Vegas where they don't let you
Speaker 1: go on the balcony. I mean it is open. Then
Speaker 1: you go to the top deck. It is windier and
Speaker 1: there is about I would never take a kid on
Speaker 1: the top deck. There is two bars protecting you from
Speaker 1: going overboard, and you're dealing with twenty mile an hour winds.
Speaker 1: But why do you want to go up there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you didn't hear this from me. It will blow the
Speaker 1: chick's stresses up.
Speaker 2: Oh, I will say. People always say, oh, have you
Speaker 2: taken your kids on a Disney cruise, No chance. I
Speaker 2: can't imagine trying to keep them off the railings, the
Speaker 2: bars near the edge. They like to climb on everything.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I would be able to r
Speaker 2: E La X the entire week.
Speaker 1: That would be terrifying with kids, because I was just
Speaker 1: dealing with myself and Baser and you're moving around, You're wobbling,
Speaker 1: she's trying to hold her dress. You got girls thongs
Speaker 1: all over the place. It's thong center on the top
Speaker 1: deck at night, windy, and then you just hold onto
Speaker 1: the bar and you're like, wow, I mean, I could
Speaker 1: easily see somebody going overboard right now on this ship.
Speaker 4: How is this allowed?
Speaker 1: It's it's crazy you bring that up because you think
Speaker 1: that every time when you go on the top deck
Speaker 1: at night, they should probably not allow this.
Speaker 2: Oh man, yeah see.
Speaker 1: Oh but right, you told me a girl's songs.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I mean I'm never gonna go to
Speaker 2: the top deck at night, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: just every single night, probably I'll be there. May happen,
Speaker 2: you know, if I get lost and I happen to
Speaker 2: be up there. That's the only reason I'd be up there.
Speaker 1: But there's a reason. It's the most beautiful thing you've
Speaker 1: ever seen.
Speaker 2: Oh, the wide open ocean.
Speaker 4: Right, you're staying on the skirts.
Speaker 1: You look out and you see the moon and it
Speaker 1: reflects on the water, and you going through that water.
Speaker 1: They call it, they call it, they call it, they
Speaker 1: call it ethereal. What it is almost ethereal from another universe.
Speaker 1: So that's why you do it.
Speaker 2: That's a big word, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll think it when you see it because you
Speaker 1: can't see it on land. You can only see it
Speaker 1: when you're in the middle of the ocean, and that
Speaker 1: moment in time, you're like, wow, it's almost like kennym me,
Speaker 1: I'm giving you good advice, man.
Speaker 2: No, I really appreciate it. Man. I mean you're giving
Speaker 2: me good advice. Because one week ago I went to
Speaker 2: a birthday party. Ah, this neighbor, his wife's turning. I
Speaker 2: don't know how she was turning, maybe thirty nine, I
Speaker 2: don't really know. And he's like, we're gonna go out
Speaker 2: to dinner. I got reservations. Who's all in and two
Speaker 2: other kids, so it's them, another couple and me and
Speaker 2: my wife. So there are six of us. He's like,
Speaker 2: all right, great, I'm gonna drive you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's this place you know over here. I've wanted to
Speaker 2: try it. She's gonna really like it. It has some nice wine.
Speaker 2: She loves wine. I'm like, all right, it's a French restaurant.
Speaker 2: Notugh about her, what about me? I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: cool man, let's go. So he picks us up and
Speaker 2: we drive over the restaurant. We get inside. I mean,
Speaker 2: the restaurant is about as big as this room the
Speaker 2: good ones are And I'm like okay. And it's in
Speaker 2: a strip center right next to the gas station. You
Speaker 2: can get diesel, or you can get a bottle of wine,
Speaker 2: a script center, script center. And so we walk in
Speaker 2: really nicely decorated, very cool looking, like wow, this is awesome.
Speaker 2: And they're like, oh, do you have a reservation, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: we got a reservation. Okay, Well, right now we're a
Speaker 2: little full. We got this fore top. We can squeeze
Speaker 2: all six of you guys on this foretop and then
Speaker 2: when another table opens up, we can slide them together.
Speaker 2: All right, I guess that works, man. So we're six
Speaker 2: people at a fore top and the women are doing
Speaker 2: wine flights. The wine flights wouldn't even fit on the
Speaker 2: table lap flights, so they had to bring over like
Speaker 2: a stand up bar s regular table and put it
Speaker 2: up against the wall, and you had to put the
Speaker 2: wine up there, and then we had to reach and
Speaker 2: get the wine.
Speaker 1: Here you go, Sherry, here's your final flight. You got
Speaker 1: your final connector here you go your flight. You are
Speaker 1: now free to move without the country.
Speaker 2: Yeah you thought you was a direct flight, No it is.
Speaker 2: You got to go stop here, walk over there, get
Speaker 2: your wine. And then I'm like, all right, let's let's
Speaker 2: order some food. Oh no, no, no, they just have cheese
Speaker 2: and meat. Trey. I'm like, wa wait, you said we
Speaker 2: were going out to dinner. You said Italian? No, I
Speaker 2: said French, Hm, French, same thing. The guy that runs
Speaker 2: the place, he knew French. He was from France.
Speaker 4: Hey, Pierre, where's some meat?
Speaker 2: And he was big into wine and he started going
Speaker 2: like people were asking about the wine flights and he's like, well,
Speaker 2: this one comes from the I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: how do you know so much about wine?
Speaker 1: Where did we get to this point in life?
Speaker 2: Where did I get to this point in life? I'm
Speaker 2: just looking at him like, what are you setting you
Speaker 2: are speaking a totally different language than when I understand.
Speaker 1: I've avoided tho as much as I possible.
Speaker 2: Oh, this one's from the bottom of the mountain in
Speaker 2: this little village and what they do with their wine,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god. They honestly, they could
Speaker 2: just make it up.
Speaker 1: What is this Dasani water from the island of Dasani.
Speaker 2: They really could just make this stuff up. And you
Speaker 2: believe it because they say it and they convince you
Speaker 2: that that's true. All right, cool man. So then they
Speaker 2: bring the meat and cheese tray out and I'm like,
Speaker 2: all right, this is my dinner. This is literally my dinner.
Speaker 2: All right, let me eat some of this. Oh I
Speaker 2: got two pieces of meat because there's six people and
Speaker 2: we all have to share. So all right, man, well,
Speaker 2: are we gonna get another meat tray? Yeah, we got
Speaker 2: another one coming. Second one comes. So I had a
Speaker 2: told of five pieces of really thinly siced meat, had
Speaker 2: a little bit of cheese, some apricots, and I'm like, guys,
Speaker 2: that's it, brutal, that's all we're happening. What are we
Speaker 2: doing here? Like, oh no, no, we can order this.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, what is it oh ham and
Speaker 2: cheese sandwich.
Speaker 1: So basically she just wanted to drink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was supposed to be like the atmosphere
Speaker 2: and the ham and cheese sandwich. It was like twenty
Speaker 2: eight dollars for a ham and cheese sandwich. I guess
Speaker 2: it's some fancy cheese and fancy ham. It won that good.
Speaker 2: It won that good, and I just I was very disappointed.
Speaker 2: So when we got home, I told my wife, I said, listen,
Speaker 2: from now on, if we say we're going to dinner,
Speaker 2: can we go to dinner? Just oh no, you know
Speaker 2: that is the meat and cheese. That's what they do
Speaker 2: over there, and it's a type of dinner. I said no,
Speaker 2: because right now I'm ready to eat my freaking arm
Speaker 2: because I'm starving and be it wasn't even that good.
Speaker 2: And she goes, well, I think that was like imported
Speaker 2: cheese and imported meat, so you're not really used to
Speaker 2: that fancy of meat, and that's why you didn't like it.
Speaker 4: Import it from the gas station. I want some jerky y.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, it wasn't very good. If they're going
Speaker 2: to import it, they need to import some better stuff.
Speaker 2: So yes, when you're going to a birthday party. Make
Speaker 2: sure you check them menu before you go. I would
Speaker 2: have had something to eat at my house before I
Speaker 2: left if I knew that we were just having a
Speaker 2: little meat and cheese tray and a grilled cheese.
Speaker 1: Well, and you know how those places are all fake,
Speaker 1: how they try to be fancy. Man, Well, I mean
Speaker 1: it's real. But there's a place by me that is
Speaker 1: like really fancy. I'll give you the name, you and
Speaker 1: your wife would like it.
Speaker 2: Well, this guy, he was telling me how he was.
Speaker 2: He was taking his test the next week to be
Speaker 2: a samall of a small aa. But I don't but
Speaker 2: he was only level I guess there's different levels. I
Speaker 2: guess this was level one Samadia. Whatever. Man, he goes
Speaker 2: and see the guy behind the bar. He's attempting to
Speaker 2: be Samalia level three.
Speaker 1: Whoa awesome? How many does his body count? So let
Speaker 1: me say this, though the place by us very nice,
Speaker 1: but they learned we can't just fake nice for a
Speaker 1: little bit. They have a menu at ten pm. It's
Speaker 1: the late night menu. You can get ramen, you can
Speaker 1: get ham and cheese, you can get pizza bytes. But
Speaker 1: earlier on here it is our menu. Would you like
Speaker 1: some French onion soup. But then they are like, we
Speaker 1: just want to make money after ten, after ten menu,
Speaker 1: I can't get ramen noodles at the same place that
Speaker 1: a Somali a just came and got me get some salad.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Man, it's been one week since that dinner, and
Speaker 2: I still am just like.
Speaker 4: Oh, you must be hungry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still hungry thinking about just thinking about it,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, Wow, if I ever have a birthday
Speaker 2: party and it's at a restaurant where you don't get
Speaker 2: to eat, not really gonna go there, noted. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 2: take a break, we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: That reminds me you're gonna love the food on a cruise.
Speaker 1: I hope you can eat and eat and eat until
Speaker 1: your heart's content.
Speaker 2: I do like that. I do like and never going hungry,
Speaker 2: because sometimes at home you're just sitting there going, man,
Speaker 2: I'm hungry, and you don't have anything to eat and
Speaker 2: you have to wait till the next meal. And at
Speaker 2: my house, we've had no dishes. We can't cook because
Speaker 2: we have no dishwasher right now, so we've been really
Speaker 2: avoiding the cooking thing. So I mean, it's been impossible
Speaker 2: to eat. It's been like, oh, let me snack on this,
Speaker 2: let me eat a little bit of these animal crackers.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what it is about animal crackers.
Speaker 2: Those might be the best thing in the world. They
Speaker 2: might be pound for pound. I don't know what they
Speaker 2: put in them. They are so freaking good.
Speaker 1: I hear you, I hear you. There's some also, some
Speaker 1: other ones you can't think of the name right now.
Speaker 1: Pound cake cookies or are they animal cracker esque cookies?
Speaker 1: Very good. They're around the holidays. Baser gets it for
Speaker 1: her dad, and I steal trist gets maybe, and I
Speaker 1: steal about five of them pound for pound. Maybe the
Speaker 1: best little American tea dipping cookie.
Speaker 2: Dude, triscuts are really good.
Speaker 1: It's not a triscu it, but those are good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: Ever think about them. But when I have them, I'm like, Man,
Speaker 2: why don't I eat these more often?
Speaker 4: They just don't promote them.
Speaker 2: Another thing that's delicious, wheat thins.
Speaker 4: That's what I thought we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Oh weat no triskeets or they're like they're kind of right,
Speaker 1: got I got it. I don't know. Oh my dad
Speaker 1: eats all that crap.
Speaker 2: I'm just like where why do I never think about
Speaker 2: wheat thins when I'm at the grocery store. Why don't
Speaker 2: I think, Oh, let me grab a box of wheat thins?
Speaker 2: But when you have them somewhere, like if you go
Speaker 2: to someone's house and they have wheat thins laying out
Speaker 2: and you eat them, I'm mic, that's pretty solid.
Speaker 1: It's bad marketing because they should be top of mind,
Speaker 1: but they're not. What is alcohol, pouches, vapes, marijuana? You know,
Speaker 1: that's the stuff that's promoted.
Speaker 2: That is I mean, I've never seen a trisk at commercial.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen a wheat thin commercial.
Speaker 2: How do people know about them? You just put them
Speaker 2: on the shelf and people have found them.
Speaker 1: You got to ask your kids.
Speaker 2: I don't think my kids know what wheat thins.
Speaker 1: Are, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: They know what pouches are, They know what prime is.
Speaker 2: That's all they ever want is prime. Can I have
Speaker 2: a pouch? Can have a prime? Can have a banana?
Speaker 4: Are you talking about the Zen pouch?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, not talking about the Zen pouch? Ray lip pillow?
Speaker 2: What's a oh lippill?
Speaker 4: Got it at Chobber and.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, Coachure, you ever get depressed?
Speaker 4: No, man, never, no, no, no, no, I really don't.
Speaker 1: I really don't. When I was gambling, yes, but then
Speaker 1: like a true gambler, you always trick yourself into thinking
Speaker 1: the positive thing that could happen. But I never was depressed. Depressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if I'm depressed or if I'm
Speaker 2: just giving up hope.
Speaker 1: I was depressed at Carlos and Charlie's when I was
Speaker 1: sunburnt in two thousand and nine, and all my friends
Speaker 1: are having the best conversation and I was sitting in
Speaker 1: the shade, not drinking sunburnt, wondering why couldn't be like
Speaker 1: everybody else. I was actually depressed that day. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I it was the year of forty four.
Speaker 2: Because I'm forty four. It's been a rough year. I've
Speaker 2: had health issues that I don't know the answers to
Speaker 2: think I've gotten to the bottom of it. I've been
Speaker 2: going to physical therapy. Everything's been feeling great. I've played
Speaker 2: three or for soccer games, no problem, like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this is heaven. Wednesday I went to physical therapy. We
Speaker 2: did these exercises. It's like stretches, and I mean, god,
Speaker 2: I am the most unflexible person in the world. And
Speaker 2: even the physical therapist is like, wow, you are so tight.
Speaker 2: All right, thank you don't need but you're doing great.
Speaker 2: You're doing great, great job, great, very encouraging, very nice,
Speaker 2: very friendly. I really appreciate them.
Speaker 1: A man or woman woman, actually two women, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It's the physical therapist and then some chit that's in
Speaker 2: physical therapy school her last semester and she's helping out
Speaker 2: and she's learning and getting clinic hours.
Speaker 1: Like who's gonna motivate you more, Sarah or Clint?
Speaker 2: Uh? Definitely Sarah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't want to look like a little in front
Speaker 2: of Sarah. I'm like, ah, yeah, I can stretch their
Speaker 2: oh urns.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well in some of those stretches, aren't they kind
Speaker 1: of guiding you? Oh yeah. If that's a dude, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's gonna look a little weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It is a little awkward when because you know,
Speaker 2: I've had groin pain or whatever and the girl's like, oh,
Speaker 2: so it hurts right here and she starts touching, like
Speaker 2: rubbing the inside of I'm like, yeah, that's where it hurts,
Speaker 2: just weird to see you do that.
Speaker 1: So she but she does have to do it.
Speaker 2: She does have to do it. It's all medical, but
Speaker 2: it's just very weird. So it's weird. I've had girls
Speaker 2: do MRIs on my junk. I've had them do ultrasounds
Speaker 2: on my junk. But I mean, all these women are
Speaker 2: just all upon me. But anyway, the point of the story.
Speaker 1: Is I'm not seeing the depression, Den.
Speaker 2: You're I'm headed the depression.
Speaker 4: Den.
Speaker 2: So I went to physical therapy Wednesday and I felt great,
Speaker 2: did all the stuff. Then I had a soccer game
Speaker 2: Wednesday night at nine forty five, way late, way too late.
Speaker 1: Whoa you guys played at the same time as Nashville.
Speaker 2: No, Nashville usually plays at seven thirty.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: And we I go out there and I start playing,
Speaker 2: and about halfway through the game, dang pain in the
Speaker 2: stomach return man right across the front.
Speaker 1: Freaking Peterson, Kansas. You're calling coach so to take you out,
Speaker 1: tell himself.
Speaker 2: Hey, I gotta get out. I gotta get out. And
Speaker 2: after a three and our coaches like our coach is like,
Speaker 2: what this again? I thought we were past this, And
Speaker 2: it's like I did too I really did, and it
Speaker 2: limited my movement, my ability to move freely, and it
Speaker 2: was just very like I sat down, like with eight
Speaker 2: minutes to go in the game, and then trying to
Speaker 2: walk to the car. God, it hurts so bad. And
Speaker 2: getting out of the car at the house, trying to
Speaker 2: walk into the house is like like there was a
Speaker 2: lot of grunting and a lot it took me a
Speaker 2: long time to walk from the street to the house
Speaker 2: and just like get inside, get into the bedroom, take
Speaker 2: a shower. Every movement was and it just as I
Speaker 2: was taking the shower and you know, I was scrubbing
Speaker 2: my head and you know, everything, I was just like,
Speaker 2: am I ever? Am I ever gonna be one hundred percent?
Speaker 2: Am I ever gonna just be able to go full
Speaker 2: throttle and not have this? Yeah, Like I thought I
Speaker 2: was there. I thought we had turned a corner, and
Speaker 2: then we're right back where we started. I have the
Speaker 2: pain right across the front underneath the belly button, and
Speaker 2: it just I'm like, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: It's very depressing, but you realize with the body, and
Speaker 1: I've learned this with my plantar fascy itis, the body
Speaker 1: is so weird with my plantar fascy itis. Let's say
Speaker 1: six months ago. I definitely couldn't run. I was limping
Speaker 1: while I was walking. And then I did a bad
Speaker 1: thing and went and got a petticure and the lady
Speaker 1: scrubbed the bottom of my feet and it swelled up
Speaker 1: because I already had plantar fascy itis. That's when we
Speaker 1: played the basketball thing when Amy did to make thirty
Speaker 1: three pointers. Bro, I couldn't even walk, and Bones goes, hey, man,
Speaker 1: you want to play three on three? Eh?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 1: That was the worst feeling ever. I couldn't. I needed
Speaker 1: crutches at that point. I was walking on my foot,
Speaker 1: but yes, the body's so weird. Little bit of ice,
Speaker 1: a little bit of some stretches that Anna, our nurse,
Speaker 1: taught us, and I was better and my leg's never
Speaker 1: been better. But at that dark point in my life,
Speaker 1: I really did.
Speaker 4: Think, I guess I'm just never gonna run again. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: It hit me at what was I thirty?
Speaker 2: I was?
Speaker 1: I was like thirty nine. Literally, I can't run anymore.
Speaker 1: Nobody tells you that's when you're in high school. But hey,
Speaker 1: go for a run, because when you're thirty nine, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to and then I got better.
Speaker 1: The body's so weird, you just ice it. So ice
Speaker 1: basically cured planner fatcy itis and a couple random ibuprofens
Speaker 1: that cleared my like that's.
Speaker 4: Wild blows my mind to this day.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I took three Adville when I got
Speaker 2: home from the game. And I don't know if it's
Speaker 2: the advil that you know, helped, because you know, you
Speaker 2: go to bed and it wakes up. I wake up
Speaker 2: in the morning and it feels better. But the fact
Speaker 2: that as I was running and I was just like,
Speaker 2: oh man, here we go again, and it's just it's
Speaker 2: it really hurts. And it was a it was a
Speaker 2: fun game. I mean, you should have been there. You
Speaker 2: would have loved it, because, I mean, four minutes into
Speaker 2: the game there their guy kicks the ball and it's
Speaker 2: up in the air and our goalie runs out and
Speaker 2: the other guy's going forward on their team and they
Speaker 2: kind of collide and our goalie knocks the guy over
Speaker 2: and some guy on the sideline says, f that guy
Speaker 2: WHOA And I said, and he pointed right at me,
Speaker 2: and I said, what you say? And he goes. I said,
Speaker 2: EF that guy. I said that. He goes, I'm not
Speaker 2: talking to you over talking about the guy behind you.
Speaker 2: F that guy. Oh, And I said, well that's a
Speaker 2: little strong. For four minutes into the game, he goes, no,
Speaker 2: that's my brother he knocked over. And I'm like, they're playing,
Speaker 2: we're playing soccer, man, there's a little bit of contact
Speaker 2: now if that guy okay, all right, man cool? Yeah.
Speaker 2: And so later in the game I bumped into him
Speaker 2: and he goes, oh, you want to play like that,
Speaker 2: let's e F and go.
Speaker 4: You guys both like the F word.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, dude, you're gonna touch each other in soccer.
Speaker 2: And it got ugly and he started getting mad and
Speaker 2: he started fouling a couple of times. He fouled twice
Speaker 2: in a row, knocked me over twice in row. Ref
Speaker 2: called it. And then at the end of the game
Speaker 2: he said, good game. But man, he came out of
Speaker 2: the gates fire and f that guy. Whoa man, you
Speaker 2: need to r e l a relax co ed adult
Speaker 2: soccer not winning the World Cup. I got a pain
Speaker 2: in my stomach. I can't be being I can't be
Speaker 2: being fed right now. Okay, yeah, I'm not a talker.
Speaker 1: When I play, I get trash talking is a thing,
Speaker 1: and if you're in the league, congrats you've earned it.
Speaker 1: Tra talk some trash be that guy. But but I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of wrestling in general. I never talk trash.
Speaker 1: I would always just wrestle, never even said a word.
Speaker 1: And then one time this kid goes, oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: FN liked that? As he was like penny me oh,
Speaker 1: and I remember it to this day because in wrestling
Speaker 1: it's not you just definitely don't talk to the guy.
Speaker 4: And he goes, oh yeah, you FN liked that.
Speaker 1: See, and I guarantee you that dude to this day
Speaker 1: works in like a salt mine or something, and he
Speaker 1: hates his life because he lived in Sussein Marie and
Speaker 1: you never make it out of that town. You're basically
Speaker 1: Canadian and he has the worst life ever. But that
Speaker 1: was the one guy that goes, oh yeah, you FING
Speaker 1: liked that.
Speaker 2: It's like, what you mean, Oh, it just caught me
Speaker 2: off guard.
Speaker 1: He caught me off guard.
Speaker 2: I mean it caught me off guard. I mean, he's
Speaker 2: f that guy. And he pointed right and I was
Speaker 2: like what, But I didn't answer him. I was just like,
Speaker 2: what should I have said. I have been like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't effing like it. No, actually I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Get off me, Get off me? Stop stop?
Speaker 1: No, No, do you remember his name? No? You could
Speaker 1: probably find it online.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you got pinned. I can't believe you got pinned, dude.
Speaker 4: Oh, I definitely got pinned.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Dude? It's the easiest way to
Speaker 1: end to match if I couldn't beat the person.
Speaker 2: Oh the huh were you? I don't know about wrestling,
Speaker 2: Like was it? Were you good at wrestling or not
Speaker 2: good at wrestling?
Speaker 1: I was really good, But I mean there were kids
Speaker 1: that would weigh one hundred and fifty and lose thirty pounds,
Speaker 1: and I'm wrestling them. You could then gain fifteen pounds. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm wrestling a guy fifteen pounds heavier than me. And
Speaker 1: I mean, and also, like when you're you're kind of
Speaker 1: out of like you're out of breath, out of breath,
Speaker 1: but they're cutting off your circulation. So yeah, you literally
Speaker 1: do give up. When you get pinned, you get give up.
Speaker 1: So if you're like short on breath, it give up.
Speaker 2: No, I don't have to like it, but but I'm
Speaker 2: gonna lay here and take it.
Speaker 1: I mean I put multiple people in the hospital just
Speaker 1: because there's the person that doesn't ever give up to
Speaker 1: get pinned, and then there's the person that kind of
Speaker 1: gives up, like me, I didn't want my airway to
Speaker 1: cut off boom pend me. I don't care. But like
Speaker 1: some of the people I wrestle, I put them in
Speaker 1: the hospital because the moves that I would do would
Speaker 1: cut off their airway and like they did not pass
Speaker 1: out ambulance comes in. I'm like, guys, you can give
Speaker 1: up really yeah. But so those people are probably like
Speaker 1: presidents and companies now because I'm like, dang, they didn't
Speaker 1: give up until they did passed out and died.
Speaker 2: I do like that, like the UFC, Like, I love
Speaker 2: it when people don't tap, like they're just like, no,
Speaker 2: break my arm, choke me out. I'm like i'd be like,
Speaker 2: I don't like this, Let me out of here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: speaking out here. We'll take a break. Yeah, we're about
Speaker 2: to tap out, all right, man, we got a tap, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we gotta tap. We gotta get going. Man. And I
Speaker 2: talked to Batter's Box yesterday and he called I call
Speaker 2: him and I'm like, what's up. He's like, what's up.
Speaker 2: And I was like, now, then, what do you doing?
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm on the pod. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be on the pod. I was like, you're not on
Speaker 2: the pot. He goes, I can tell I can hear
Speaker 2: Ray in the background. What if everybody that's a batter's box.
Speaker 4: Here with pod fear. It's a real thing.
Speaker 2: I said, you don't hear Ray. He goes, yeah, I
Speaker 2: hear a voice. That's Ray. Get me off the pod.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be on the pod.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, you're not on the pod and I
Speaker 2: I honked the horn. He goes, that's a sound effect.
Speaker 2: I'm on the pot. I don't want to be on
Speaker 2: the pod. He's like, call me later and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're not on the pod and he goes, bye, you're
Speaker 2: not on the pod.
Speaker 1: Dude. Sunday scaries boat fear and then pod fear.
Speaker 4: It's a real thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah. He was like, I'm on the pod and I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what you need to do. It's
Speaker 2: an R E L A X. I mean, I hate
Speaker 2: quoting Aaron Rodgers, but you need to relax. You weren't
Speaker 2: on the pod. I wasn't gonna put you on the pod.
Speaker 2: I don't always put you on the pod. It's like
Speaker 2: once a year I call you and you're on the pod.
Speaker 2: Let's relax, all right, anything else you want to talk about? Man?
Speaker 1: Boomer loss state championship.
Speaker 2: He was in the championship.
Speaker 1: No, it was the first game of the playoffs. Oh,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this question though. Yeah, two minutes left,
Speaker 1: the games tied, and the team's gonna run the clock out.
Speaker 2: Oh, because there's no shot clock, no shot clock.
Speaker 1: In high school basketball, and they're gonna run it out.
Speaker 1: But they're doing passes and they're moving the ball. It's
Speaker 1: not just like they're just chilling like they're legit playing basketball.
Speaker 1: Boom pass, boom pass, boom pass. What do you do?
Speaker 2: Foul?
Speaker 1: That's what I said too, Because Boomer's team didn't foul.
Speaker 1: The team runs the entire clock out, takes the final
Speaker 1: shot of the game.
Speaker 2: They missed.
Speaker 1: Thank god it went to overtime. But I just asked
Speaker 1: my dad. I said, the play has to be you foul.
Speaker 2: You had to foul. You had to foul because you
Speaker 2: got to get you gotta hope they're not going to
Speaker 2: make their free throws, and you got to get yourself
Speaker 2: a possession.
Speaker 1: And my reasoning was to my dad was they obviously
Speaker 1: should have filed right away at the two minute mark,
Speaker 1: give you more game time. But if you were to
Speaker 1: have played out how it did, they almost didn't even
Speaker 1: give themselves an opportunity to have overtime. Luckily the kid
Speaker 1: missed the shot, but you can't just play back and
Speaker 1: let them shoot a shot with seven seconds left. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there has to be a better play than that.
Speaker 2: It has to be. I mean when we were at
Speaker 2: my high school, Anderson High School, Chris, Chris Klak, William Stringfellow,
Speaker 2: they were in the state championship and they were playing
Speaker 2: the Bumblebees or the yellow Jackets. I don't remember which
Speaker 2: one it was, think it was a yellow jacket. Steven Jackson,
Speaker 2: a former NBA player, was on the team. They got
Speaker 2: up by six in the first half, they started playing
Speaker 2: four corners, started playing four corners just trying to waste
Speaker 2: the clock in the state championship at the Irwin in Austin, Texas,
Speaker 2: because they were so scared of Chris Klack and Williams Street.
Speaker 1: Fellow, the winning team or the losing team.
Speaker 2: The winning team was up by six in the first
Speaker 2: half started playing four corners.
Speaker 4: But it isn't four corners hard.
Speaker 2: They're just passing the ball around the perimeter. So they
Speaker 2: waist clock.
Speaker 4: Got it.
Speaker 2: They were trying to limit possessions.
Speaker 1: I uh huh.
Speaker 2: We ended up losing back to back state titles. Rough
Speaker 2: Man and I got an email. Just listen to the
Speaker 2: pod yesterday's pod. Thank you for all the birthday shout
Speaker 2: out for my husband. Definitely one of the coolest birthday
Speaker 2: gifts ever. He loved it. Also, yes, I'm his wife.
Speaker 2: To be fair, Ray Jaden is more commonly a boy name.
Speaker 2: Thank you for all helping make a wonderful husband's birthday
Speaker 2: super cool. May God bless you Jaden the girl they
Speaker 2: pay you on cameo or what No, We sat happy
Speaker 2: birthday on here and this is Jayden responding They actually
Speaker 2: heard it. She was like, can you make my husband's
Speaker 2: birthday special? A lot of people would never reply and
Speaker 2: say they heard it, So thank you Jaden, and she
Speaker 2: wanted to let you know she is a woman.
Speaker 1: We got to tap out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're out. Hey guys, we are gonna be on
Speaker 2: the cruise ship. So if you're looking for us, look
Speaker 2: at the socials. We may go live from the cruise ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: have a great weekend, guys. We out of here.
Speaker 1: And remember this weekend to r E la X relax.
Speaker 1: This is like another convention, I know.
Speaker 2: But not as much fun because it's not all the
Speaker 2: sore losers nation.
Speaker 4: I'm not even fully recovered.
Speaker 2: Well get ready, because Laurie and Travis are on the boat. Man,
Speaker 2: they're on the boat. That's two of the nation. That's
Speaker 2: only two I know. That's the only two I know.
Speaker 2: Let's go