WEBVTT - #322: Doin' Da Dump & Dash

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, Boy Start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys Start Up, daddap They Making Noise, Data start

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<v Speaker 1>Up Dodda.

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<v Speaker 2>Da DA dot Up, Episode three, twenty one, The Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>How's it going? Everybody Scary Jones, David Brody the other? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Can we call ourselves vets at this time? And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not talking about the veterinarians, talking.

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<v Speaker 3>About veterans like military veterans.

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<v Speaker 4>No, not those veterans either, veterans of the Podcasting Association

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<v Speaker 4>of America.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh geez, I mean, at what point do we become

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<v Speaker 2>like veterans? Like we've been doing this a minute.

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<v Speaker 4>I started Walkers and Talkers in twenty sixteen maybe, and

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<v Speaker 4>then you were doing off air show in twenty sixteen.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I think you were doing this since twenty seventeen.

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<v Speaker 3>I started, I mean eight year nine when we be

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<v Speaker 3>nine years before you know it? Yeah, I think ten

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<v Speaker 3>years you can call yourself a veteran in any profession.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I think nine years you're a veteran.

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<v Speaker 3>I do. Yeah, Yeah, Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Time is shows you how how much more substantial being

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<v Speaker 4>in the military is, because if you go in for

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<v Speaker 4>like three months, you're a veteran because it's like hard work.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard. I wouldn't. I could not not that kind

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<v Speaker 3>of veteran. I'm thinking of a veteran. But that's they deserve

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<v Speaker 3>the title. We're just podcasters, but to be seasoned, to

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<v Speaker 3>be experienced.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think we're ready for the podcast Hall of

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<v Speaker 4>Fame yet, but no, I mean we're podcasters.

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<v Speaker 3>We're podcast tours if you want to get fancy podcast

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<v Speaker 3>hall of shame, ready for that?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I mean, listen, let's not forget that. In twenty nineteen,

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<v Speaker 4>we were nominated for an iHeartRadio Podcast Award in the

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<v Speaker 4>Comedy department.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Apple category. Apple keeps reminding me, you know. And

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<v Speaker 3>we came in second to Joe Rogan. That's not bad.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>And we were leading, I'm until like twelve hours left

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<v Speaker 4>in the in the awards, we were right there.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So yeah, we have never been nominated since.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder if Joe Rogan makes like twenty million a

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<v Speaker 4>year plus endorsements, he's making like probably thirty, we should

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<v Speaker 4>at least be getting ten.

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<v Speaker 3>By nomination status.

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<v Speaker 2>You would think you would think that, but it's all disproportionate,

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<v Speaker 2>so speaking, of iHeart Radio.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to tell you all. I mean, I mean

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<v Speaker 4>some of you have to, like financially, you have to.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta let you. No, I don't really have to,

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<v Speaker 3>see I'm saying I have to meaning I've been fixing

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<v Speaker 3>to tell y'all fix it. I've been fini you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>tell tell y'all.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean some people know already, But the iHeartRadio app

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<v Speaker 4>has been redesigned.

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<v Speaker 3>It's brand new, and a lot of you, for whatever reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Are phobic of getting the latest version of whatever app

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<v Speaker 2>it is on your phone. Uh, word to the wise,

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<v Speaker 2>no matter what the app is, go for the latest version.

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<v Speaker 3>Always down. I'll tell you why.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't always update your apps? Sometimes they fuck up the

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<v Speaker 4>whole the thing. And yet that's why what you do

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<v Speaker 4>is one date they put on an update. I know,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm Android. I turn off my order updates on the

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<v Speaker 4>important apps, and then you wait to see the reviews

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<v Speaker 4>and people are like, oh, it fucked up my phone

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<v Speaker 4>that you don't.

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<v Speaker 3>They fixed it? Iheart's you fall behind in technology and features.

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<v Speaker 2>They're always improving every app, every app, They're always they're

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<v Speaker 2>always making better.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on no, no.

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<v Speaker 4>Fix on apps, fuck up iHeart didn't. But sometimes bug fixes,

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<v Speaker 4>dog fixes.

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<v Speaker 3>And security security breaches.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to make sure that you always have the

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<v Speaker 2>highest encryption and everything. But in the case of iHeart Radio,

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<v Speaker 2>please take my word on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>If you haven't updated your iHeart Radio app, please update

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<v Speaker 3>it after you listen to this podcast, because it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>got a whole new look and you now can set

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<v Speaker 3>pre presets. Cool. I gave you that, So make Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 3>you're one of your presets.

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<v Speaker 4>Please your first preset. When I first presets, well, they're

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<v Speaker 4>all up in front of you. You got one, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>and they were all little pictures you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Got left to right. Put us the first slot, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>Put us in slot number one. There you go. Slot

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<v Speaker 3>us in there. Yeah, put us in there. Make Brooklyn Boys,

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<v Speaker 3>please do that for us.

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<v Speaker 4>You're one of the people that listens to Joe Rogan,

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<v Speaker 4>second most popular tar podcast. Put him in the number

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<v Speaker 4>two slot. We need to beat him in something. He

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<v Speaker 4>beat us in the Comedy Award and we were there.

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<v Speaker 4>We flew out to la He didn't make it to

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<v Speaker 4>the war.

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<v Speaker 3>He's really really good at what he does. He's very compelling,

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<v Speaker 3>and I gotta say he makes some great mushrooms.

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<v Speaker 4>So yeah, I'm not here to promote his podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, put us first, put him second. We

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<v Speaker 3>don't mind be next to him. Definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>If you listen to the iHeart Radio app, and if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't listen to the ihet Radio app, start listening

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<v Speaker 2>to the iHeart Radio app well, and just put.

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<v Speaker 3>Us in the first slot and then do what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>He'll be nice, be nice, do something for you, hook

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<v Speaker 3>your boys up.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, so bro, yeah, okay, iPhone served me those

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<v Speaker 2>memories of the weekend. We went out to La to

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<v Speaker 2>the Forum where we got treated like royalty for the

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<v Speaker 2>week oh January.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, of the forum. Where was it? Wherever it was?

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<v Speaker 4>It was the iHeart Theater or something. Oh, yes, now

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<v Speaker 4>they've moved into the Forum. We went to the Forum

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<v Speaker 4>for the Alt concert. That's right, the what is it,

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<v Speaker 4>the iHeart Alt Alter ego.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, yeah, anyway, yeah, so we we went out

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<v Speaker 2>to the iHeart Radio Theater. But they didn't treat as well.

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<v Speaker 2>We sat very well. They gave us if we were winning, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they gave us fancy dinner. It was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>We walked the red carpet.

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<v Speaker 2>We were sitting at the table with Conan's people. Of

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<v Speaker 2>course Conan didn't show, but no.

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<v Speaker 4>And we well we got to meet what's her face

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<v Speaker 4>from Modern Family now?

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<v Speaker 3>The oldest daughter?

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<v Speaker 4>That one? Yeah, memorable. Yeah, you know, I just joined

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<v Speaker 4>a blank on her name. But I was one of

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<v Speaker 4>my favorite sitcoms of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, So are you are you? Are you going to

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<v Speaker 3>be a soup sucker? A soup sucker? Yeah? I started

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<v Speaker 3>to add on TV like a wheel watcher. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 2>know about this. There Progress Progresso now makes soup suckers.

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<v Speaker 2>You soup you could suck the soup you could suck on. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a hard candy and it's soup flavored. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>would you eat that? I'd suck on some clam chowder,

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<v Speaker 2>hard hard candy. I don't even know if there's sugar

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<v Speaker 2>in it. I don't think there is, but it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>probably salt.

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<v Speaker 3>No, yeah, probably do like I would. I would suck

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<v Speaker 3>on a corn chowder or something. Or it seems a

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<v Speaker 3>little weird to me. They literally are are candy, A

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<v Speaker 3>little little soup suckers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the soup you could suck on. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of it's not it's a novel idea. But

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<v Speaker 2>I just saw an ad go buy on TV.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, huh. I'm like, what will they think of

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<v Speaker 3>next chicken noodle?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, you know, I don't know if I go

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<v Speaker 4>like out of my way, but I think they'll make

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of money. The first three months of people

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<v Speaker 4>saying I had tried it once try, it's a once

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<v Speaker 4>try thing. Yeah, it's a once try and then you

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<v Speaker 4>know what if you try, like the average person may

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<v Speaker 4>try like two flavors. So if a million people try

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<v Speaker 4>two flavors, that's two million in sales.

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<v Speaker 3>That's something. It's probably for a limited time only. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>they're not gonna be here.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you do like Italian wedding? Do you put an

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<v Speaker 4>Italian wedding in your mouth? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely? But I could see I'm just trying it. When

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<v Speaker 3>it tastes like salt, is it filled with sodium? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know. I feel like I need.

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<v Speaker 2>To try them just to say I did. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>sample them. Soup suck Google it not a not a sponsor, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that was my question.

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<v Speaker 4>Not a sponsor, but listen, soup suck is If you'd

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<v Speaker 4>like to support us and sponsor this podcast, bring it on.

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<v Speaker 2>I just started bringing up because it's very unique, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's always something sweet that you're sucking on, right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, except when you get your Zeman facials. That's something different.

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<v Speaker 3>That's most suit. I don't know whatever. Anyway, I just

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's a weird vibe. But I'm just saying, like

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<v Speaker 3>it's like, is it giving soup, giving soup? It's giving soup.

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<v Speaker 4>The word vibe, dammit a soup vibes anyway, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>So I was speaking of that language, that lingo. We

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<v Speaker 4>mentioned it on the on the on Slice time a

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<v Speaker 4>few days ago, Yes, we did. We are a couple

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<v Speaker 4>of days away from from TikTok possibly being banned, even

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<v Speaker 4>if it's temporary. Even in fact, there's there's lots of

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<v Speaker 4>false rumors going around about who may buy it. By

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<v Speaker 4>the time you hear this, it may already be gone

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<v Speaker 4>or it may be back.

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<v Speaker 2>It makes still be here. But you know, it's really

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<v Speaker 2>going to affect millions of businesses around the country.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a lot. It's people people who have independent businesses.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, the businesses that advertise I mean, yeah, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred and seventy million people have the app on

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<v Speaker 4>their on their phones and I you can google why

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<v Speaker 4>they're doing it. I don't want to get into a

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<v Speaker 4>debate about whether it's right or wrong. I'm saying as

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<v Speaker 4>a user, I will be disappointed right it goes away.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm just gonna dive over to reels and anyone

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<v Speaker 2>who's trying to go to these other Chinese companies. This

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be a blanket for all all the

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<v Speaker 2>Chinese companies. They're all going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Lemonade and all. The Red Red.

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<v Speaker 4>Book is owned by by Dance. It's the same company, right,

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<v Speaker 4>So now other one, what's the one red door, red dope,

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<v Speaker 4>red see the Red Book or Red red Book? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so Red Note, red Book, whatever it is, it's owned

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<v Speaker 4>by a Chinese company.

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<v Speaker 3>But here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, how you sign those agreements like iTunes, you

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<v Speaker 4>have to click on the thing. Yeah, you have to

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<v Speaker 4>agree to follow the Communist Party and the ideals of

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<v Speaker 4>the Chinese government as part of your agreement. No, I'm serious,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a It's and last night I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 4>remember what show it was.

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<v Speaker 3>It may have been The Daily Show. So what's today's date.

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<v Speaker 3>Today's this the sixteenth as we record this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So on the fifteenth on the Daily Show, they showed

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<v Speaker 4>a montage of people on that red book red door

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<v Speaker 4>appeah Americans saying, I got to tell you, I've seen

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of videos about how wonderful the culture is

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<v Speaker 4>in China, much better than here in America. And it

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<v Speaker 4>hasn't only one Wow, did you see this car? They

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<v Speaker 4>sell us car in China. They won't sell it here.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like eleven thousand dollars, but they won't let And

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<v Speaker 4>it was all like pro like Americans who have seen

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<v Speaker 4>Chinese propaganda on the app, and they were like doing video.

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<v Speaker 4>So I find it interesting. So the Daily Show was

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<v Speaker 4>saying like, oh, I see what they're doing. If you're

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<v Speaker 4>not gonna let us have TikTok because it might be

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<v Speaker 4>a security risk, we're going full security risk.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, there you go. Oh the lemonade.

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<v Speaker 4>Lemonade is owned by TikTok, so when you log in,

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<v Speaker 4>it sucks up all your followers, so you and all

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<v Speaker 4>the people you're following, so how's your account over the

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<v Speaker 4>problem is it's owned by Bike Dancing.

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<v Speaker 2>If they get rid of one, they can get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of the other. Oh wow, this is just in from

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<v Speaker 2>Associated Press. As we speak about this.

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<v Speaker 3>The AP yeah that what he got.

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<v Speaker 2>Biden will not enforce TikTok ban, officials say, leaving fate

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<v Speaker 2>of app to Trump. The officials said the outgoing administration

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<v Speaker 2>was leaving the implementation of the law and the potential

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<v Speaker 2>enforcement of the band to Trump.

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<v Speaker 3>So he's like he pretty much just like, I'm out

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<v Speaker 3>of it. Let the next administration deal with this.

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<v Speaker 4>Trump spoke a couple of days ago and said, I

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<v Speaker 4>love TikTok and it helped me win the youth vote.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves it, he likes TikTok, he loves the videos,

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<v Speaker 4>he loves it. He's his dances on TikTok right and

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<v Speaker 4>it went viral. So I think he's going to be

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<v Speaker 4>all for He was against it when a year ago,

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<v Speaker 4>but I think now he's going to be okay with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. I think he understands all the job creation going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, So based on this, it looks like TikTok is

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<v Speaker 2>will probably survive.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's so much a do about nothing. Here's what

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<v Speaker 4>I would say. I think President elect Trump will be

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<v Speaker 4>inaugurated on Monday, and I think he will use it

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<v Speaker 4>because you know, he loves he loves the media headlines

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<v Speaker 4>and he's great at it. I think he's going to

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<v Speaker 4>use the day of the twentieth while all the cameras

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<v Speaker 4>are on him post inauguration, to make an announcement about TikTok.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think there's a good chance it'll be okay.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope it'll be okay. I think it's a great app.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we would be listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I know a lot of people could give a fuck,

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<v Speaker 3>and like, I don't use TikTok. Who cares.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred and seventy million out of three hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>thirty Americans have it, So.

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<v Speaker 3>That is correct.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people, a lot of people care about

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<v Speaker 2>it and some and some people's live entire livelihoods. I

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<v Speaker 2>would like to see it stay personally, so hopefully, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, am I active on it as I could be?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm much more active on Instagram. So in fact,

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<v Speaker 3>that's where I thrive. You know, oh you thrive there. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>I got a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>I get a lot of content for this podcast on TikTok. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was watching TikTok last night. I'm doing the

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<v Speaker 4>you know, the scrolling and I'm thinking to myself, well,

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<v Speaker 4>this this isn't replicable, replicatable, This isn't replicatable.

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<v Speaker 3>This functionality is not replicatable.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, reels is like the best thing about reels

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<v Speaker 4>is when they when people post TikTok videos on reels, Right,

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<v Speaker 4>You're like, oh, I missed it on TikTok, so so,

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<v Speaker 4>and then the chances are I would I missed it

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<v Speaker 4>on TikTok as well, and I'm seeing it on reel

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<v Speaker 4>so whatever. So yeah, so, which I think we should

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<v Speaker 4>start doing if TikTok is saved. Here's what I'm going

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<v Speaker 4>to do on the Brooklyn Boys account. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>start putting up our podcast episodes, highlights of our podcast

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<v Speaker 4>episodes with a graphic our logo, and I bet you

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<v Speaker 4>will get discovered by people who have never heard.

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<v Speaker 3>Of us before.

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<v Speaker 4>How about that. You're going to do that, Brodie, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to do that, all right. I'm gonna hold your

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<v Speaker 4>feet to the fire on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll see. Well, it doesn't take long. I can added that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not a problem. Okay, we're scary and Rode, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not that big a deal. What I was talking

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<v Speaker 4>about before the break, get it up on TikTok. All right, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>we have one video in the Brookly Boys account. One

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<v Speaker 4>one video. I don't even know what video it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the video when he interviewed that guy from that movie, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that one, the guy from the movie Perfect.

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<v Speaker 4>He was in that movie where he get people up.

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<v Speaker 4>I was sometimes go ahead, scary, no.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 2>I was gonna talk about SNL for a second. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the big fiftieth fiftieth anniversary. Yep, And they're doing a

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<v Speaker 2>four is it tonight? No, tomorrow night, there's a four

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<v Speaker 2>part of SNLS. I guess by the time you hear this,

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<v Speaker 2>it's gonna be too late. Well either way, but I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it'll be available. I was going to ask you,

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<v Speaker 2>in think of fifty seasons worth, what was the greatest

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<v Speaker 2>era of SNL. And I actually thought long and hard

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<v Speaker 2>about it, and I'm gonna go with nineteen eighty six

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<v Speaker 2>to nineteen ninety five. That's a big era, Dude's well,

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<v Speaker 2>because if you think all the stars were firing on

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<v Speaker 2>all the cylinders, all their cylinder, I mean, there was

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<v Speaker 2>so many great people who came to that cast in

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<v Speaker 2>those years. You know, the Dana Carvey's and the Mike Myers,

0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:26.280
<v Speaker 2>all those amazing characters were created, like Hans and Franz

0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:28.240
<v Speaker 2>and the church Lady. I don't know if you all

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<v Speaker 2>remember these people, but like they were just off. And

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<v Speaker 2>then Norm McDonald and you know Colin Quinn, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>as far as you know doing the news. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know from for me, and then oh, Dennis Leary, but

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<v Speaker 2>I feel that they had all the all the catchphrases going,

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<v Speaker 2>they had all they were they were doing so much

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<v Speaker 2>it was just funny. A lot of the sketches had

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<v Speaker 2>no point to them, They're no ending. Some of them

0:15:53.320 --> 0:15:55.520
<v Speaker 2>droned on and on, but they were a mile a

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<v Speaker 2>minute laughter and they didn't care who they offended. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>there was how many hysterical like you know. And and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying this because I subscribed to Peacock and I

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<v Speaker 2>figure I need to get my money's worth. So I

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<v Speaker 2>find myself watching SNL seasons and I'm like, those late

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<v Speaker 2>eighties early nineties SNL for me was the best.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I think they're pretty good right now.

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<v Speaker 4>I guess eighty five to eighty six was the worst

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<v Speaker 4>season of all time, right But right after that, Khuzach

0:16:27.120 --> 0:16:29.640
<v Speaker 4>and Robert Downey Junior and Anthony Michael Hall. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 4>eighty four was good. So eighty six was Dana Carvey,

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<v Speaker 4>nor Don phil Harmon, Jan Hooks. That's why I sity

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<v Speaker 4>six and as John Lovett, that's eighty six. John Lovett's

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<v Speaker 4>Dennis Miller. That's your eighty six.

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<v Speaker 3>But you can't. I don't think you get then.

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<v Speaker 2>You got later on, you got that in that in

0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:50.000
<v Speaker 2>that era, you got Chris Rock later on, Adam Sandler,

0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:54.680
<v Speaker 2>Chris Farley, all those people came along. It's it's definitely

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<v Speaker 2>that whole They had a whole run, all the late

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<v Speaker 2>eighties into the early nineties.

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<v Speaker 4>They had those hilarious sketches. I'm just saying, that's my

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<v Speaker 4>that's when I feel like they were the best. But

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted your right Europe. I think that's good. I

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<v Speaker 4>think that's good. I'm gonna go, boy, that's tough.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking like nineteen ninety two, for instance, they still had

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<v Speaker 2>a great cast.

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<v Speaker 3>But oh ninety will Will Will Ferrell came in. Will

0:17:24.000 --> 0:17:26.440
<v Speaker 3>Ferrell was in there in the night. Early nineties.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but you know, Chris Farley in the late nineties,

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<v Speaker 4>or David Spade, Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon. All right, here's

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<v Speaker 4>what I'm gonna say. And you know me, I'm old

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<v Speaker 4>school and I'm classic, and you know I'm a comedy writer.

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<v Speaker 3>I tend to lean.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna say that seventy five to seventy nine is

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<v Speaker 4>the greatest cast, and then everybody else's second. That's why

0:17:45.960 --> 0:17:49.040
<v Speaker 4>I brought this up, because I knew you you're talking

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<v Speaker 4>about the people that broke the ground, who started the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Jim Belushi.

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<v Speaker 4>There's no Chris Fawley without John about John Belushi, there's

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<v Speaker 4>no Chris fall Kilda Radna, and Dan Acker. These are

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<v Speaker 4>people that want on to make some of the biggest movies.

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<v Speaker 4>Joy Chase did one year and he became a legend.

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<v Speaker 4>Now he's a Putts, but I mean, you know he

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<v Speaker 4>used it as a springboard. The writing staff seventy five

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<v Speaker 4>to seventy nine, the original not ready for primetime players.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't compare.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't see the reason why I said they take

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<v Speaker 4>them out of the equation. I'm a big fan of

0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:27.320
<v Speaker 4>the nineteen eighty to eighty three cast, which people think sucked.

0:18:29.280 --> 0:18:31.960
<v Speaker 3>Ede right, Joe Pisco, Eddie Murphy. I might can name

0:18:32.000 --> 0:18:34.320
<v Speaker 3>the rest of the cast. Those are the dark years.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are the years that they didn't really do much

0:18:36.400 --> 0:18:38.920
<v Speaker 3>except for You're what. Godfried was part of that cast

0:18:38.960 --> 0:18:39.680
<v Speaker 3>at one point.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but literally Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopal carried

0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:45.960
<v Speaker 2>the show during those years. Well, here's why I think,

0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:49.200
<v Speaker 2>see people get just because they came first the people

0:18:49.200 --> 0:18:51.679
<v Speaker 2>in the seventies doesn't mean they were the best because

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<v Speaker 2>I have to.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you, sorry, John Listen doing it. I get it.

0:18:56.680 --> 0:19:00.640
<v Speaker 3>They were trailblazers and they deserve credit for that. They're

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<v Speaker 3>the ogs.

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<v Speaker 2>The problem is when you watch those sketches, it's like

0:19:06.440 --> 0:19:06.920
<v Speaker 2>they were fuck.

0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:09.520
<v Speaker 3>They were on freaking drugs. Didn't make any sense. They

0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:12.600
<v Speaker 3>were not funny, wrong drug. Give it the sketches. The

0:19:12.640 --> 0:19:15.959
<v Speaker 3>writing on the cone heads, give me, give me this,

0:19:16.080 --> 0:19:20.760
<v Speaker 3>give me this, Missus Lubner. The writing. The writing was better.

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<v Speaker 2>The writing was better in the period I mentioned, the

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen eighty six to the nineties, early nineties.

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<v Speaker 3>And they had a problem. The writing was wrong in

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<v Speaker 3>the seventies.

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<v Speaker 4>They might Looking at the cast from ninety nine to

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<v Speaker 4>two thousand, Foull, Jimmy Fallon, Will Farrell and a guest

0:19:37.359 --> 0:19:40.240
<v Speaker 4>star Daryl Hammon, Chris Cattan. I didn't never like Chris Cattan,

0:19:40.280 --> 0:19:42.800
<v Speaker 4>Tim Meadows, Tracy Morgan, Chris Parnell, one of my all

0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:46.879
<v Speaker 4>time favorites. He got fired and rehired Sherry o' terry,

0:19:48.320 --> 0:19:52.119
<v Speaker 4>Colin Quinn, my Boy, Horatio Sans Molly Shannon. Now that's

0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:55.280
<v Speaker 4>a great cast. Great featured members in that cast. Who

0:19:55.320 --> 0:19:59.439
<v Speaker 4>were the featured part timers, Rachel Dratchmaya, Rudolph Right, you

0:19:59.480 --> 0:20:02.520
<v Speaker 4>know that it's pretty good featured kid. So, but there

0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:04.640
<v Speaker 4>are some people in the in the early two thousands,

0:20:04.800 --> 0:20:05.920
<v Speaker 4>let me, let's just look real quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're gonna and Seth Meyers. You're gonna say yes, of.

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<v Speaker 4>Course, whenever you're at a certain age, that's your favorite

0:20:12.760 --> 0:20:15.480
<v Speaker 4>SNL cast. How many people look at today's cast they go, oh,

0:20:15.480 --> 0:20:16.399
<v Speaker 4>it's not funny anymore.

0:20:16.520 --> 0:20:18.320
<v Speaker 3>It hasn't been funny since blank year.

0:20:19.080 --> 0:20:22.560
<v Speaker 4>Every generation we've talked about this, finds their spot when

0:20:22.560 --> 0:20:25.159
<v Speaker 4>they were a certain age, when they found their favorite music,

0:20:25.359 --> 0:20:26.000
<v Speaker 4>that's their favorite.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we talked about that on this podcast. In fact,

0:20:28.720 --> 0:20:33.199
<v Speaker 2>we've don't we agree that. See at least for me,

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<v Speaker 2>I think, you know, the nineties, the nineties and early

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<v Speaker 2>two thousands, for me, the nineties were the golden years.

0:20:40.240 --> 0:20:42.159
<v Speaker 2>I feel like if you create you, if you talk

0:20:42.200 --> 0:20:46.600
<v Speaker 2>about ninety nineteen ninety six was an amazing year in music.

0:20:47.080 --> 0:20:48.800
<v Speaker 3>Look at what came Look at the albums that came

0:20:48.840 --> 0:20:49.600
<v Speaker 3>out that year.

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<v Speaker 4>Not compared to nineteen ninety ninety ninety one, when when

0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:55.160
<v Speaker 4>Nirvana and Pearl Jam released albums.

0:20:56.000 --> 0:20:58.520
<v Speaker 3>Eighty seven was a huge out year albums.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're trying to say that we just remember it,

0:21:02.520 --> 0:21:04.880
<v Speaker 2>we're biased because we remember we were in our prime

0:21:04.960 --> 0:21:07.600
<v Speaker 2>at that or we were like consuming a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>media at that point in like high school years.

0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:14.639
<v Speaker 4>Slices listen. It's rare that that. It's different than what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm about to say. But seventeen to twenty two roughly

0:21:20.320 --> 0:21:23.760
<v Speaker 4>is when you pick your lifetime favorite music. Yeah, favorite movie,

0:21:23.840 --> 0:21:28.240
<v Speaker 4>favorite comedy, favorite style of clothing, favorite way that women

0:21:28.280 --> 0:21:32.560
<v Speaker 4>wore their hair, whatever. When you were becoming a person

0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:35.399
<v Speaker 4>and the music spoke to you, whether it was you

0:21:35.440 --> 0:21:38.199
<v Speaker 4>were rebel, you were listening to metal, or you know,

0:21:38.240 --> 0:21:40.199
<v Speaker 4>you went to dance clubs when you were nineteen, you

0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:42.520
<v Speaker 4>were in college, that's the music that sticks with you

0:21:42.560 --> 0:21:44.720
<v Speaker 4>for most of your life. I wonder why I still

0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:47.359
<v Speaker 4>like nineties music. The most because that's how I know how.

0:21:47.400 --> 0:21:49.240
<v Speaker 4>It's the Music's the music that shaped you.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. You you grew up on Nicki Minaje.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly how did you? I was going to say that, Well,

0:21:57.280 --> 0:21:58.679
<v Speaker 3>it's look, I love SNL.

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<v Speaker 4>This is just a couple of seas And for me,

0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:02.879
<v Speaker 4>the eighty five eighty six season was tracked.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way you could tell me someone who's from

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen to twenty two in these last five years, are

0:22:09.640 --> 0:22:13.040
<v Speaker 2>gonna tell me that that castle, that their cast, that

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<v Speaker 2>cast is good, is better than those dead nineties cast

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<v Speaker 2>of the people that we mentioned.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course they are because to them those are old people.

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<v Speaker 4>That humor wasn't funny. They were making fun of uh,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, George Bush back then or Clinton.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's why you love the seventy five to seventy

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<v Speaker 2>nine crew, because that's your age group.

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<v Speaker 4>No, dude, I was a kid. I was a I

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<v Speaker 4>watched it on reruns. I mean I used to stay

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<v Speaker 4>up late when I was a little kid watching SNL.

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<v Speaker 4>But that wasn't my that wasn't my uh my time,

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<v Speaker 4>not even close.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So anyway, all right, I know it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Also thousands with Tina Fey, I mean it's superstars, but

0:22:51.040 --> 0:22:52.920
<v Speaker 4>people will watching now who like it now would say

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<v Speaker 4>that Michael Chang, Colin Joe, Colin Jos the greatest Weekend

0:22:57.800 --> 0:23:00.200
<v Speaker 4>Update hosts of all time did the longest running would

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<v Speaker 4>I say, to the best? I don't know about that, right,

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<v Speaker 4>but I love them. I look forward to every episode.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I watched the show this Weekend Updates.

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<v Speaker 3>I bring it.

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<v Speaker 2>I bring it up because SNL is celebrating its fiftieth

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<v Speaker 2>uh this year, and a lot of celebrity is going

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<v Speaker 2>to be at the one that show, that live primetime

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<v Speaker 2>special in February three hours, six seventh, February sixteenth, from

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<v Speaker 2>eight o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe it's gonna be three hours.

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<v Speaker 4>It's gonna be your end. When did your ear end?

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<v Speaker 4>You said what ninety five or something? I said ninety four?

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<v Speaker 4>I said ninety five, ninety four.

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<v Speaker 2>I did an end, dude, I say ninety three, ninety three,

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<v Speaker 2>eighty six to ninety three is what I'm going to say.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I said ninety six, eighty six to ninety three.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, Because I'm looking at the cast from

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<v Speaker 4>two thousand and six, Fred Ormison, Bill Hayter, Will Forte

0:23:48.600 --> 0:23:51.840
<v Speaker 4>Darryl Hammond, Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Maya, Rudolf, Andy Samberg,

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<v Speaker 4>Jason Sadakis, Keenan Thompson, and Kristen Wigg.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's an all star cast. It is. There's not

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<v Speaker 3>a week spot in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Every one of them has gone on to successful TV

0:24:01.920 --> 0:24:06.920
<v Speaker 4>shows and movies. Fred Ormisen did a Portland Pale Portlandia

0:24:07.240 --> 0:24:09.440
<v Speaker 4>Bill Hater Barry will.

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<v Speaker 3>Forte that was the Last Man on Earth or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you trying to have to Why do you

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<v Speaker 3>have to prove me? I'm not proving you wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>All I'm saying is SNL is except if there's fifty seasons,

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<v Speaker 4>I would say forty eight of them have been pretty

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<v Speaker 4>damn good, right, Okay, eighty five it is just a

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<v Speaker 4>brutal season.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Tim of Downey Junior as a kid was on that show. Terrible,

0:24:29.280 --> 0:24:32.520
<v Speaker 4>Joe Kuzak, terrible, Randy Quaid.

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<v Speaker 2>I really hope the slices into SNL because we're just

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<v Speaker 2>banking on that right now that we're.

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<v Speaker 3>We're arguing, so people like you, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking about something that may or may not listen. We

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<v Speaker 2>might have gotten the skip thirty skip skip skipski skip

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<v Speaker 2>skip skip skip skip skip all right, No.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do that. Slices if you skip them through the segment,

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<v Speaker 3>let us know on the talk back. No, don't let

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<v Speaker 3>us know. Oh we always have positive feedback only No,

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<v Speaker 3>we certainly do not have. I'll count tell you what slices,

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<v Speaker 3>tell us, tell us what you think about SNL and

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<v Speaker 3>what the best season was.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, and then we can tell you how hold

0:25:08.080 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 4>you all, because that's how it works usually.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we'll be right back, all right, the Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 3>Boys Podcast. We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 4>You know the song by John Cougar Mellencamp, who was

0:25:21.920 --> 0:25:24.480
<v Speaker 4>John Cougar then became John Cougar Mellencamp, then he became

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<v Speaker 4>John Mellencamp.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was born in a small town. And yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought the Londa law one, Oh that one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that was the Bobby Fuller four that did that song. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>but did he do it? He might have covered it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know his version. When I think John Cougar Mellencamp,

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<v Speaker 2>I think of R O c K in the USA,

0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:51.120
<v Speaker 2>the Crickets R O c K in the USA. That's

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<v Speaker 2>Holly did it?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, Uh, John Cougar Mellencamp did it. He might have.

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<v Speaker 3>But what I and I think of John Cougar, I

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<v Speaker 3>think of LIU did about Jack Dan Bird? Oh? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 3>Who you write your own version? A little ditty about

0:26:05.800 --> 0:26:08.520
<v Speaker 3>jerking the bird? No, of a jerk and the bird. Yeah,

0:26:08.800 --> 0:26:10.880
<v Speaker 3>the masturbation song I did a parody of many many

0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:14.480
<v Speaker 3>years ago. You know what, It's perfect because it mentions Diddy,

0:26:14.840 --> 0:26:19.880
<v Speaker 3>so it's reletive. Hey, now, a little A little ditty

0:26:20.040 --> 0:26:21.919
<v Speaker 3>thought I thought. I thought he's saying that song as well.

0:26:21.920 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 3>I did a cover version of it.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, let me tell you a couple of times people

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:28.199
<v Speaker 4>tried to get me and I got him. Okay, what

0:26:28.280 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 4>happened when when we sold our house, we had to

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<v Speaker 4>put some stuff in storage because it didn't all fit

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<v Speaker 4>in the townhouse.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got a deal.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a very big storage unit's like ten by

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<v Speaker 4>twelve something like that, seventy nine dollars. It was a

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<v Speaker 4>online special if you booked it online through the app.

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<v Speaker 4>Seventy nine dollars. I'm like, all right, well that's reasonable,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you know, I'll sell stuff on Facebook will

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<v Speaker 4>make room. But initially when we moved, when we sold

0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:02.440
<v Speaker 4>the house, I couldn't fit it all in the townhouse,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of my stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to tell you seventy nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>So after two months, four months, four months, I get

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<v Speaker 4>an email that says, just want to let you know

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<v Speaker 4>your promotional price is no longer a valid check your contract.

0:27:24.160 --> 0:27:25.720
<v Speaker 4>We reserve the right to raise the price at any

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<v Speaker 4>time without notice. You're now going to be paying one

0:27:27.920 --> 0:27:32.760
<v Speaker 4>hundred and fifty eight dollars. What one hundred and fifty

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<v Speaker 4>eight I'm paying seventy nine. That's double, that's exactly double.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a screenshot of when I signed up. It

0:27:41.760 --> 0:27:45.520
<v Speaker 4>didn't say temporary price. It didn't say we're going to

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<v Speaker 4>double your price in two months. He said, that's the

0:27:47.680 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 4>price if you book online. So I called up and

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<v Speaker 4>I talked to the guy. And by the way, the

0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:53.960
<v Speaker 4>guy doesn't owned the place, he's just the manager there.

0:27:54.720 --> 0:27:56.359
<v Speaker 4>And he says, yeah, it's none I could do. Man,

0:27:56.400 --> 0:28:00.000
<v Speaker 4>that's that's the policy. Read your paperwork. He says, if

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:02.240
<v Speaker 4>you had paid for the year in advance, you could

0:28:02.240 --> 0:28:04.000
<v Speaker 4>have locked in the price. But you've been paying monthly.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, wait, does it say that. It doesn't say

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<v Speaker 4>that on the website. When I booked it. No, but

0:28:08.880 --> 0:28:11.000
<v Speaker 4>it's it's in the paperwork we sent you after you signed.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, no, wait a second, I agreed to terms

0:28:16.680 --> 0:28:20.399
<v Speaker 4>at seventy nine dollars. The fact that the paperwork you

0:28:20.440 --> 0:28:23.560
<v Speaker 4>sent me after I signed the agreement, the agreement doesn't

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:24.000
<v Speaker 4>say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but the paperwork does. We alerted you. No, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not paying the one fifty eight. Nothing I can

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<v Speaker 3>do the thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I'm going to get all my stuff out

0:28:33.000 --> 0:28:35.320
<v Speaker 4>of there, yeah, or you're going to honor it because

0:28:35.480 --> 0:28:39.400
<v Speaker 4>the place up the block is eighty six dollars. It's

0:28:39.400 --> 0:28:42.520
<v Speaker 4>seven dollars more, but I'll go pay it. He says,

0:28:42.520 --> 0:28:45.400
<v Speaker 4>nothing I can do. I said, who's your boss? So

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:48.280
<v Speaker 4>I said, have your boss called me? It's all right

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<v Speaker 4>because I so. Then I called back and I found

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<v Speaker 4>out that the place is thirty five percent occupy empty.

0:29:00.480 --> 0:29:02.560
<v Speaker 4>So I spoke to the boss. I said, dude, you

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.160
<v Speaker 4>placed this thirty five percent empty. You want to make

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<v Speaker 4>it thirty six percent.

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<v Speaker 3>Empty's what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, You're not gonna honor my my seventy nine dollars.

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:14.160
<v Speaker 4>That's bullshit. You need to double my rate. Well, had

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:15.800
<v Speaker 4>you paid I go? Did you tell me at any

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:18.960
<v Speaker 4>point that if I paid for the year at all,

0:29:18.960 --> 0:29:22.240
<v Speaker 4>did you mention it? Now you're gonna double it after

0:29:22.280 --> 0:29:24.040
<v Speaker 4>four months? The fuck addy?

0:29:24.080 --> 0:29:26.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm oh, I'm out. He says.

0:29:27.200 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 4>I can't honor the eighty six because I said, I go,

0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 4>I can go, get eighty six up the block. I

0:29:31.160 --> 0:29:33.080
<v Speaker 4>can't hoo the eighty six. I go, what's the best

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:34.920
<v Speaker 4>you can do for me? He said I could do

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:38.280
<v Speaker 4>one thirty. I said one thirty. How's that doing me

0:29:38.320 --> 0:29:41.040
<v Speaker 4>a favor? I'm paying seventy nine dollars. I can go

0:29:41.080 --> 0:29:43.760
<v Speaker 4>for eighty six. My god, I'll rent a van for

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:47.120
<v Speaker 4>fifty bucks and drive this shit over there. He goes, ah,

0:29:47.200 --> 0:29:48.400
<v Speaker 4>let me let me call you back. Let me call

0:29:48.400 --> 0:29:51.240
<v Speaker 4>you back. It calls me back. He says, I can

0:29:51.640 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 4>I can do well. I can do one twelve. I said,

0:29:54.240 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 4>I'm not doing one twelve. I'm paying seventy nine dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but how do you get so close to the

0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:02.720
<v Speaker 3>that price? How do you? I mean, did you get

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 3>it for seventy nine? No?

0:30:04.640 --> 0:30:07.080
<v Speaker 4>So finally I argue what I'm back and forth and

0:30:07.080 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 4>I told me, you know whatever, And I said, I'm

0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:10.560
<v Speaker 4>gonna social media and blast you how low? He goes

0:30:10.640 --> 0:30:13.200
<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you what. Now, you threatened him, he says, yeah,

0:30:13.280 --> 0:30:15.440
<v Speaker 4>he says, I'll tell you what. I'll save you from

0:30:15.440 --> 0:30:18.280
<v Speaker 4>having a movie stuff. The best I can do is ninety.

0:30:18.680 --> 0:30:20.560
<v Speaker 4>But that's my bottom. I can't go lower in ninety.

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:22.680
<v Speaker 4>So for ten dos saw, I was like, see, you

0:30:22.680 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 4>want me to pay eleven dollars a month. So I

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 4>figured it out. If I have to rent the van

0:30:26.760 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 4>for fifty and then schlip it all over there, I said,

0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:30.400
<v Speaker 4>So you know what I have.

0:30:30.440 --> 0:30:32.000
<v Speaker 3>So I basically have like eight months to get out

0:30:32.000 --> 0:30:33.800
<v Speaker 3>of there. So I got But the point is, like,

0:30:33.840 --> 0:30:38.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm done in ninety he started at one fifty eight. Scary. Yeah,

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:41.520
<v Speaker 3>all right, Well, listen, they're making up prices. They're making

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<v Speaker 3>up prices.

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

0:30:43.880 --> 0:30:45.480
<v Speaker 3>I gotta say, a lot of businesses do that.

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't, I mean especially you got to you gotta

0:30:50.120 --> 0:30:54.160
<v Speaker 2>think about I mean just I mean very simple as

0:30:54.320 --> 0:30:56.920
<v Speaker 2>as hanging out of New York City in the middle

0:30:57.120 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 2>and getting a hot dog right and eat the dirty water.

0:31:01.040 --> 0:31:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Do dollars well, it depends on depends on the time

0:31:04.120 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 2>of the year and who's walking by and who's buying it.

0:31:07.040 --> 0:31:10.520
<v Speaker 2>They never those places, those little hot dog stands the

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:14.000
<v Speaker 2>little with the blue and yellow sibretta umbrella. They don't

0:31:14.080 --> 0:31:18.160
<v Speaker 2>have menus, menu boards posted, there's no prices.

0:31:18.200 --> 0:31:20.280
<v Speaker 3>There's no prices. So if you go up there and

0:31:20.800 --> 0:31:21.520
<v Speaker 3>how much.

0:31:21.440 --> 0:31:24.200
<v Speaker 4>For with an accent, like you know, they're like, oh, yeah,

0:31:24.280 --> 0:31:25.680
<v Speaker 4>that's fifteen dollars American.

0:31:25.800 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 2>They absolutely will if they see you walking by and

0:31:29.600 --> 0:31:32.400
<v Speaker 2>you're a tourist, yeah, they're gonna they're gonna.

0:31:32.240 --> 0:31:34.440
<v Speaker 3>Have y'all knowing how much is your hot dog over that,

0:31:34.520 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 3>mister New York.

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:40.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, forget it, you're paying thirty right, exactly. That's my point.

0:31:40.920 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 2>They just make stuff up out of the air. You know,

0:31:43.680 --> 0:31:46.000
<v Speaker 2>it's not there's no science to that. There's no math

0:31:46.120 --> 0:31:48.840
<v Speaker 2>to it. Whereas when you're you know you, let's say

0:31:48.840 --> 0:31:51.720
<v Speaker 2>you want a restaurant, and you know a liquor costs

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:53.960
<v Speaker 2>you a certain amount of money, right, and so you

0:31:54.000 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 2>know you want to do the math to see how

0:31:56.640 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 2>much it's gonna take to get you an x amount

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:01.560
<v Speaker 2>of profit. So everything has measured costs.

0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:06.240
<v Speaker 4>So you and your prices are usually posted and you

0:32:06.240 --> 0:32:07.000
<v Speaker 4>you are held right.

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:07.880
<v Speaker 3>But not the copto car.

0:32:07.960 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 2>You know what, the hot dog cart's a great example

0:32:10.320 --> 0:32:13.200
<v Speaker 2>of it's whatever it is at that moment. Hey, it's

0:32:13.240 --> 0:32:15.360
<v Speaker 2>the end of the day and you and they got

0:32:15.440 --> 0:32:17.560
<v Speaker 2>the pretzel guy is there and he wants to move

0:32:17.600 --> 0:32:19.640
<v Speaker 2>the fucking rest of the pretzels and they're getting stale.

0:32:19.960 --> 0:32:23.040
<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, that pretzel is like a dollar fifty, right,

0:32:23.120 --> 0:32:23.520
<v Speaker 2>because he.

0:32:23.440 --> 0:32:25.040
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't want to He doesn't want to end the day

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:27.280
<v Speaker 3>with any product he wants to get rid of.

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:29.520
<v Speaker 4>I tell did I tell the story on this podcast

0:32:29.560 --> 0:32:31.360
<v Speaker 4>about my mom and why I don't. Yeah, I don't

0:32:31.360 --> 0:32:32.840
<v Speaker 4>go to the hot dog stands anymore.

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:35.200
<v Speaker 3>Doesn't ring a bell?

0:32:36.040 --> 0:32:37.959
<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean I thought I did. I told him

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:41.320
<v Speaker 4>on somebody. I told her to somebody recently. I wanted

0:32:41.360 --> 0:32:43.920
<v Speaker 4>a hot dog on the street walking in the city.

0:32:44.040 --> 0:32:46.400
<v Speaker 4>My mom and I said, hey, mon, can I get

0:32:46.400 --> 0:32:47.920
<v Speaker 4>a hot dog from the from the guy?

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:50.960
<v Speaker 3>She said, David, I'm gonna ask you a question. When

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 3>the hot.

0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:53.000
<v Speaker 4>Dog guy goes to the bathroom, when does he wash

0:32:53.040 --> 0:32:56.560
<v Speaker 4>his hands? So I've never had a hot dog from

0:32:56.560 --> 0:32:59.480
<v Speaker 4>the guy in the car? Yes, because I couldn't answer

0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:02.280
<v Speaker 4>that question. I don't know, because it might mighty peede

0:33:02.280 --> 0:33:04.960
<v Speaker 4>in the alleyway, right. I know he may go into Starbucks.

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:06.600
<v Speaker 2>But oh, can we talk about Starbucks and he what

0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>we washed his hands in the dirty water.

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:12.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we can talk about Starbucks. They didn't feel about that.

0:33:12.520 --> 0:33:16.680
<v Speaker 3>They're implemented law a rule. They they actually right, they

0:33:16.760 --> 0:33:19.240
<v Speaker 3>went back to pre twenty eighteen law.

0:33:19.360 --> 0:33:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Right because it's they had a whole come to Jesus

0:33:22.560 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 2>where they closed all of Starbucks for a day for

0:33:26.480 --> 0:33:29.160
<v Speaker 2>like training, sensitivity training for their whole staff.

0:33:29.520 --> 0:33:32.560
<v Speaker 3>That in twenty eighteen, remember that there was a day

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.720
<v Speaker 3>we were talking about the same thing. I'm talking about bathrooms.

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about you can't loiter and you can't sit

0:33:38.320 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 2>there and buy anything. Oh yeah, well no, well this

0:33:40.960 --> 0:33:43.160
<v Speaker 2>is a new This just was a headline as to

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:43.960
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom law.

0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:46.160
<v Speaker 4>As of this week, you have to buy something if

0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:47.120
<v Speaker 4>you want to use the bathroom.

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:50.720
<v Speaker 3>And I was saying, you have to as of this week.

0:33:50.880 --> 0:33:53.560
<v Speaker 2>You and you have to buy something to sit down,

0:33:53.720 --> 0:33:56.280
<v Speaker 2>use their internet or hang out at all or law

0:33:56.400 --> 0:33:59.640
<v Speaker 2>or occupy a table. Yeah, no matter whereas in the

0:33:59.680 --> 0:34:03.640
<v Speaker 2>past someone got an employee got in trouble for telling

0:34:03.680 --> 0:34:08.800
<v Speaker 2>somebody to leave, and Starbucks sided with the non patron

0:34:08.960 --> 0:34:12.160
<v Speaker 2>who was using their ship, just using their furniture for all.

0:34:12.040 --> 0:34:14.160
<v Speaker 3>That fall out the window. Now it's a new sheriff

0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:15.040
<v Speaker 3>and the new generation.

0:34:15.400 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 4>So Facebook is in fact checking and and Starbucks has

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:19.640
<v Speaker 4>no tolerance.

0:34:19.760 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, guess what I agree with this new law. Fuck them,

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:24.160
<v Speaker 3>you cannot.

0:34:24.200 --> 0:34:28.400
<v Speaker 2>I've always been against people who just come in and

0:34:28.520 --> 0:34:32.000
<v Speaker 2>just make your set up shop and use free internet

0:34:32.280 --> 0:34:35.080
<v Speaker 2>and hang out and make a coffee shop your office

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:38.120
<v Speaker 2>when I'm a paying compass customer and I want I

0:34:38.120 --> 0:34:40.000
<v Speaker 2>don't think I want to sit someplace to eat my

0:34:40.080 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 2>lemon pound cake for ten minutes.

0:34:42.360 --> 0:34:44.120
<v Speaker 4>And I don't think some part time employees should have

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:46.239
<v Speaker 4>to clean the bathroom because you But here's the thing.

0:34:48.400 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 4>We've all been in that moment where you need a bathroom,

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:55.880
<v Speaker 4>right And in my mind, I've I've I've shopped at Starbucks.

0:34:55.920 --> 0:34:59.319
<v Speaker 4>I've purchased at Starbucks. Let's say I don't know three

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:01.719
<v Speaker 4>hundred times in the past couple of years. Let's say

0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:04.240
<v Speaker 4>one hundred times. Let's sae hundred times. Over the hundred

0:35:04.320 --> 0:35:07.200
<v Speaker 4>times I've never used the bathroom. I feel like they

0:35:07.239 --> 0:35:11.839
<v Speaker 4>owe me a bathroom rock, So I feel justified. But

0:35:11.960 --> 0:35:15.680
<v Speaker 4>here's what I did that reminds me so slices. What

0:35:15.920 --> 0:35:18.120
<v Speaker 4>scams have you done to use a public bathroom?

0:35:18.280 --> 0:35:18.480
<v Speaker 3>First?

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:20.480
<v Speaker 4>Of all, if you're in Manhattan or any big city,

0:35:20.760 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 4>let me tell you the best thing to do.

0:35:22.360 --> 0:35:24.800
<v Speaker 3>I was about to say the same thing. Fancy hotels.

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:27.120
<v Speaker 4>That's right, boom, you go into that because because there's

0:35:27.120 --> 0:35:28.600
<v Speaker 4>so many people going in and out, they have like

0:35:28.640 --> 0:35:31.319
<v Speaker 4>seven entrances to the lobby. You took, walk in, just

0:35:31.320 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 4>walk like it's like you're a guest there you took

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:35.959
<v Speaker 4>and they have the nicest bathrooms the words.

0:35:35.680 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 3>Right out of my mouth.

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Or any hotel, any hotel in Times Square, just fucking

0:35:41.080 --> 0:35:41.520
<v Speaker 2>walks through.

0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:43.360
<v Speaker 4>No, some of them you have to take an elevator

0:35:43.440 --> 0:35:46.320
<v Speaker 4>up the lobby either uptown.

0:35:47.080 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 3>Most of them.

0:35:47.800 --> 0:35:50.799
<v Speaker 2>Most of them have ground floor lobbies. As Brody was saying,

0:35:50.800 --> 0:35:53.320
<v Speaker 2>with several entrances, just walk through.

0:35:53.719 --> 0:35:55.760
<v Speaker 4>It's a bit of the hotels, some of the hotels

0:35:55.800 --> 0:35:58.520
<v Speaker 4>of Manhattan or like from the nineteen forties, and they're

0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:01.880
<v Speaker 4>beautiful androoms are like it's luxurious.

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:04.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't need luxury. If I got to go, it's

0:36:04.800 --> 0:36:07.200
<v Speaker 2>like I just need a bathroom. But yeah, don't go

0:36:07.280 --> 0:36:09.680
<v Speaker 2>into the places you're going to be seen, like like,

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:12.600
<v Speaker 2>don't go into a place like where there's like a

0:36:12.680 --> 0:36:16.239
<v Speaker 2>Starbucks or McDonald's because there's probably a code to the

0:36:16.280 --> 0:36:19.920
<v Speaker 2>bathroom or some kind of a key situation, because they

0:36:19.960 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 2>locked those up.

0:36:21.360 --> 0:36:23.920
<v Speaker 4>At my dentist's office, they lock the bathrooms that are

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:26.680
<v Speaker 4>in the hallway, so they're like the bathrooms are forevery like.

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:30.120
<v Speaker 4>All the offices have communal bathrooms, like in the hallway.

0:36:30.640 --> 0:36:32.759
<v Speaker 4>I mean there's doors, but everyone shares the bathroom in

0:36:32.800 --> 0:36:35.440
<v Speaker 4>that on that floor. Yep, they've got to push code.

0:36:35.600 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 4>You got to push a four digit code to get

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:40.840
<v Speaker 4>in the bathroom. There's a label with the number on

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:43.880
<v Speaker 4>the code. It tells you like nineteen sixty whatever it was,

0:36:44.160 --> 0:36:46.600
<v Speaker 4>and you you just go in. So I think they

0:36:46.640 --> 0:36:48.600
<v Speaker 4>must have put the locks on and the people were pissed,

0:36:48.760 --> 0:36:50.239
<v Speaker 4>so they put the number on there rather than take

0:36:50.280 --> 0:36:54.360
<v Speaker 4>the locks off. They said, I did something scary the

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:56.839
<v Speaker 4>last time I was at your place. Now you live

0:36:56.880 --> 0:36:59.640
<v Speaker 4>in Jersey City. You've talked about that. Now, there's an

0:36:59.640 --> 0:37:03.640
<v Speaker 4>area in Jersey City called Little India. Right, It's like Chinatown,

0:37:03.680 --> 0:37:05.360
<v Speaker 4>but it's India Town, right, It's like Little India.

0:37:05.400 --> 0:37:07.880
<v Speaker 3>All Indian food, Yes, all Indian food.

0:37:08.280 --> 0:37:12.480
<v Speaker 4>So I'm about two blocks away from Little India's scary.

0:37:12.560 --> 0:37:14.239
<v Speaker 3>I had something going on inside of me.

0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 4>I thought something was like gonna burst out like in

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 4>the movie Alien where the creature comes out of the

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 4>guy's stomach.

0:37:19.080 --> 0:37:23.239
<v Speaker 3>It was bad India. No, No, it was bad. And

0:37:23.239 --> 0:37:23.600
<v Speaker 3>I didn't know.

0:37:23.640 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 4>I didn't know what I was going to do. I knew,

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:27.000
<v Speaker 4>I knew what I was gonna do if I didn't

0:37:27.040 --> 0:37:30.520
<v Speaker 4>do something, and it's gonna be do you're going to

0:37:30.560 --> 0:37:33.560
<v Speaker 4>do something? Turn onto the street. Turn onto the street

0:37:33.719 --> 0:37:36.360
<v Speaker 4>in Little India And at the end of the block.

0:37:36.480 --> 0:37:40.239
<v Speaker 4>Now Little India is like three blocks long, and there's

0:37:40.280 --> 0:37:43.839
<v Speaker 4>double park cars, people crossing in the street. It's it's

0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:47.120
<v Speaker 4>a really hectic street where it's you don't even feel

0:37:47.160 --> 0:37:47.920
<v Speaker 4>like you're in New Jersey.

0:37:47.960 --> 0:37:49.960
<v Speaker 3>It's just like mayhem of just.

0:37:49.920 --> 0:37:52.960
<v Speaker 4>People crossing, people crossing, people crossing. Everyone's on motorized bikes.

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:55.719
<v Speaker 3>It's just mayhem. There's a white Castle at the end

0:37:55.719 --> 0:37:57.040
<v Speaker 3>of the block. You know what I'm talking about.

0:37:58.520 --> 0:38:00.319
<v Speaker 4>So I said to myselfself, if you can just make

0:38:00.320 --> 0:38:02.920
<v Speaker 4>it to white Castle, go inside, use the bathroom, and

0:38:02.920 --> 0:38:04.440
<v Speaker 4>then get a couple of burgers while you're there, why

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:07.920
<v Speaker 4>not replenished the system. I get a third of the

0:38:07.920 --> 0:38:11.279
<v Speaker 4>way into the block. There's double parking, there's people looking

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 4>for parking. I can't move and I'm my leg is shaking. Scary,

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:18.040
<v Speaker 4>So somebody pulls out of a spot. I pull into

0:38:18.040 --> 0:38:18.400
<v Speaker 4>the spot.

0:38:18.480 --> 0:38:20.359
<v Speaker 3>This is the worst feeling the world, the.

0:38:20.360 --> 0:38:23.680
<v Speaker 4>Worst feeling scary. I'm dying. I can't walk to White Castle.

0:38:23.840 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 4>It's a block and a half away. I look across

0:38:26.080 --> 0:38:29.640
<v Speaker 4>the street. There's now all the restaurants, all the all

0:38:29.640 --> 0:38:31.520
<v Speaker 4>the stores are very narrow. It's like a door and

0:38:31.560 --> 0:38:35.919
<v Speaker 4>a small window. They're all lined up. Store right ahead

0:38:35.920 --> 0:38:37.640
<v Speaker 4>of me is the only what I'm gonna make. I

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:39.759
<v Speaker 4>go right across to the Indian restaurant.

0:38:40.360 --> 0:38:42.279
<v Speaker 3>I walk in. I see the bathroom is.

0:38:42.280 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 4>Like forty feet in the back. It's a long, narrow restaurant.

0:38:46.080 --> 0:38:48.239
<v Speaker 4>And I see the bathroom, but it says on the

0:38:48.239 --> 0:38:52.080
<v Speaker 4>door bathroom for customers only. Of course, So I go

0:38:52.160 --> 0:38:54.600
<v Speaker 4>to the counter. Yep, when I first walk in, and

0:38:54.640 --> 0:38:58.480
<v Speaker 4>I say, uh hi, uh no right, yeah, no, I

0:38:58.480 --> 0:39:00.600
<v Speaker 4>s can I see a menu? And I said, how

0:39:00.640 --> 0:39:02.960
<v Speaker 4>much for the chicken lollipops? How long will that take?

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:05.799
<v Speaker 4>Here's twenty minutes? I said, I you know what, let

0:39:05.800 --> 0:39:08.360
<v Speaker 4>me just text my wife see what she wants, and

0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:10.759
<v Speaker 4>I'm going to order the chicken lollipops and something else.

0:39:10.800 --> 0:39:14.040
<v Speaker 3>Let me see what she wants. Hold on, you know what.

0:39:14.239 --> 0:39:15.959
<v Speaker 4>In the meantime, while I'm waiting in front of text

0:39:16.000 --> 0:39:18.160
<v Speaker 4>me back, I'm gonna use your bathroom. He goes, oh yeah,

0:39:18.160 --> 0:39:19.799
<v Speaker 4>he goes, I said, can I take your menu with

0:39:19.880 --> 0:39:21.799
<v Speaker 4>me in case she texts me back while I'm in

0:39:21.800 --> 0:39:23.760
<v Speaker 4>the in the bathroom, he goes, yeah, take the menu

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:24.040
<v Speaker 4>with you.

0:39:24.239 --> 0:39:27.440
<v Speaker 3>Great. So I go, disgusting, you're gonna take a menu

0:39:27.480 --> 0:39:29.200
<v Speaker 3>into the bathroom that.

0:39:30.760 --> 0:39:32.960
<v Speaker 4>It was a one sheet, laminated menu. It wasn't a

0:39:32.960 --> 0:39:36.000
<v Speaker 4>fancy place. So I go in the bathroom with the.

0:39:35.960 --> 0:39:38.920
<v Speaker 3>Menu and menu into the bathroom. You. I go in there,

0:39:39.280 --> 0:39:41.800
<v Speaker 3>I destroy the place. I destroy the place.

0:39:42.880 --> 0:39:45.640
<v Speaker 4>So I come back out and the guy says, you're

0:39:45.640 --> 0:39:49.520
<v Speaker 4>ready to order. I said, let me just uh uh

0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:52.080
<v Speaker 4>call my wife because she hasn't texted me back, and

0:39:52.120 --> 0:39:53.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm not getting any reception in here.

0:39:53.560 --> 0:39:57.680
<v Speaker 3>I'll be right back and I right out. You're an asshole.

0:39:58.360 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 3>You are an asshole, and that means chicken lollipops. I

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 3>had to go Yeah, you ordered the dumplings instead. I

0:40:06.120 --> 0:40:10.799
<v Speaker 3>took a dumpling. Exactly. You are real. You're a real

0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:13.279
<v Speaker 3>If you felt so bad. Then why'd you run out

0:40:13.320 --> 0:40:17.840
<v Speaker 3>without ordering anything? This is where you and I differ. Okay, slices,

0:40:17.920 --> 0:40:22.759
<v Speaker 3>this is exactly hold on before me the ahead, Let

0:40:22.800 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 3>me finish.

0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:26.520
<v Speaker 4>He said, it's twenty minutes. They make it fresh. I

0:40:26.560 --> 0:40:28.440
<v Speaker 4>didn't have twenty minutes to wait. I had to get home,

0:40:28.600 --> 0:40:29.399
<v Speaker 4>ordered something else.

0:40:30.120 --> 0:40:31.560
<v Speaker 3>They didn't. I said, what can you make me in

0:40:31.600 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 3>five minutes? Nothing? Everything's fresh? I asked. There was nothing

0:40:34.520 --> 0:40:39.000
<v Speaker 3>I could get quickly? Nothing? You you just you just

0:40:39.080 --> 0:40:42.120
<v Speaker 3>lost their trust. I felt terrible. Next time I'm in

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:46.120
<v Speaker 3>your area, I will absolutely go there and buy something. Absolutely. Listen.

0:40:46.320 --> 0:40:48.480
<v Speaker 2>My wife just got back. My wife just got back

0:40:48.520 --> 0:40:52.600
<v Speaker 2>to me. I'm back from last week. That's a dick move.

0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:53.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

0:40:54.040 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 3>I didn't make a mess. I was clean. I sprayed, No, No,

0:40:57.120 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 3>it has nothing to do with that. What I would

0:40:59.200 --> 0:41:02.160
<v Speaker 3>I would option. I couldn't even wait to place the order.

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 3>I didn't have no no how to get to the bathroom.

0:41:04.880 --> 0:41:08.600
<v Speaker 3>Your business, fuck up the bathroom. Come out of the bathroom,

0:41:08.960 --> 0:41:12.120
<v Speaker 3>and then you pay. You pay the price.

0:41:12.239 --> 0:41:14.879
<v Speaker 2>It's time for you to order something and sit and

0:41:14.960 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 2>wait and wait for it.

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:19.960
<v Speaker 3>No, because to me, I would have to follow through.

0:41:20.640 --> 0:41:22.360
<v Speaker 4>I have the name and phone number of the place,

0:41:22.440 --> 0:41:24.120
<v Speaker 4>and I will be ordering from there next time I'm

0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:26.719
<v Speaker 4>coming coming to your place. They will absolutely get a

0:41:26.719 --> 0:41:28.600
<v Speaker 4>sale out of it. I just couldn't you do with

0:41:28.640 --> 0:41:32.080
<v Speaker 4>them stone cold lied to them. No, Initially I had

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:33.960
<v Speaker 4>every intention of buying the chicken lollipops.

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I understand that, but you you, you used a lie

0:41:37.200 --> 0:41:38.080
<v Speaker 2>to get out of it.

0:41:38.239 --> 0:41:40.319
<v Speaker 3>And then no, there was a lot to get in

0:41:40.360 --> 0:41:43.480
<v Speaker 3>the bathroom fast. I couldn't wait. Scary sometimes you can't.

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, the secondary lie was when you came out of

0:41:46.120 --> 0:41:48.440
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom and you said, oh, wait, hold on, I gotta,

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 2>I gotta, I'm not getting reception in here.

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:52.240
<v Speaker 3>I gotta talk to my wife, and then you leave.

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:55.040
<v Speaker 3>That's because I couldn't wait twenty minutes.

0:41:55.040 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 4>If he said, because you know, some places have a

0:41:57.040 --> 0:41:59.040
<v Speaker 4>steam table, they'd go like, oh, five minutes.

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:01.600
<v Speaker 3>He'sa like, we're gonna make it fresh. Twenty minutes. But

0:42:01.680 --> 0:42:04.120
<v Speaker 3>I will go back and get some fresh chicken lollipops.

0:42:04.360 --> 0:42:06.960
<v Speaker 2>You read lollypop chicken. You really screwed them over. I

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:09.880
<v Speaker 2>feel bad for them, all right, Okay, you don't.

0:42:09.680 --> 0:42:16.160
<v Speaker 4>Feel you don't feel bad for the Starbucks people. You're like, fuck, them.

0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:18.920
<v Speaker 2>The people I'm talking about, the people that occupy the tables.

0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:22.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, fuck those for exactly. Those are free laders.

0:42:23.040 --> 0:42:23.720
<v Speaker 3>Do you know.

0:42:23.640 --> 0:42:26.080
<v Speaker 2>If you've got to go to the listen, you gotta

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:26.720
<v Speaker 2>go to the bathroom.

0:42:27.160 --> 0:42:30.759
<v Speaker 3>I think any every place should open their bathroom for you.

0:42:31.360 --> 0:42:32.800
<v Speaker 3>I don't know about that, well, can I tell you?

0:42:32.880 --> 0:42:35.719
<v Speaker 4>I'm sure in three hundred and twenty one episodes. I've

0:42:35.719 --> 0:42:38.239
<v Speaker 4>mentioned this before, but when I was a manager at

0:42:38.280 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 4>Starbucks before he became the area trainer for Starbucks, they

0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 4>used to have a thing because I was part of

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:45.680
<v Speaker 4>the team that opened up new stores on Long Island

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:46.160
<v Speaker 4>and New York.

0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:48.880
<v Speaker 3>So we used to order chairs. They called them fifteen

0:42:48.920 --> 0:42:52.000
<v Speaker 3>minute chairs. Oh they were so uncomfortable.

0:42:52.280 --> 0:42:54.399
<v Speaker 4>They were so uncomfortable that after fifteen minutes you want

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:57.440
<v Speaker 4>to leave. They deliberately put uncomfortable chairs in the stores,

0:42:57.480 --> 0:42:59.000
<v Speaker 4>of course, so you wouldn't sit there all day.

0:42:59.040 --> 0:43:00.439
<v Speaker 3>It's a tactic. Yeah.

0:43:00.520 --> 0:43:02.880
<v Speaker 4>Then they were like, no, if we put nicer chairs,

0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 4>people will sit there and buy more drinks.

0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:06.840
<v Speaker 3>No they won't, but that was the theory. So they

0:43:06.920 --> 0:43:09.160
<v Speaker 3>put nicer chairs in. What do they do? They sat there,

0:43:09.239 --> 0:43:10.400
<v Speaker 3>They relaxed.

0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 4>Right, And then then the internet and Wi Fi and

0:43:12.239 --> 0:43:14.200
<v Speaker 4>laptops all came about, and then they're like, fuck it,

0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:15.520
<v Speaker 4>we got fifteen minute.

0:43:15.560 --> 0:43:16.160
<v Speaker 3>Chairs are back in.

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:19.160
<v Speaker 4>You can't put on you can't put comfortable chairs in Starbucks. No,

0:43:19.280 --> 0:43:22.160
<v Speaker 4>you don't want people sitting there all day. Exactly where's

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:23.520
<v Speaker 4>your office? Starbucks?

0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:25.640
<v Speaker 3>No Panera?

0:43:26.000 --> 0:43:27.840
<v Speaker 4>You know, people said they get a booth of Panara,

0:43:28.000 --> 0:43:30.040
<v Speaker 4>they lay out their papers and they just sit there

0:43:30.040 --> 0:43:30.359
<v Speaker 4>all day.

0:43:30.400 --> 0:43:33.000
<v Speaker 3>I've seen it before. Yeah, the spe I mean, it's

0:43:33.040 --> 0:43:33.920
<v Speaker 3>a great idea. If you look.

0:43:33.920 --> 0:43:36.120
<v Speaker 4>If you're out of town on business, I get you

0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:38.359
<v Speaker 4>might want to go and I okay, but if you're

0:43:38.400 --> 0:43:39.640
<v Speaker 4>there every day, that's your office.

0:43:39.719 --> 0:43:41.960
<v Speaker 3>Come on now, come on now.

0:43:42.000 --> 0:43:43.520
<v Speaker 4>If you're a prostitute and you want to make Panari

0:43:43.560 --> 0:43:45.080
<v Speaker 4>your office, I'm all about that.

0:43:45.320 --> 0:43:52.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Hey, honey, how much for a bread bowl? You

0:43:53.000 --> 0:43:54.440
<v Speaker 3>know what I mean? If you know what I mean,

0:43:54.440 --> 0:43:56.399
<v Speaker 3>they give you a bread ball. You know what I'm saying. Hey,

0:43:56.400 --> 0:43:58.160
<v Speaker 3>I got some I got some audio? Want to play?

0:43:58.480 --> 0:44:00.960
<v Speaker 4>Okay, now that I have I have my my big

0:44:01.000 --> 0:44:02.400
<v Speaker 4>sound system here, I can play audio.

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:04.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna play a clip here and I scare you're

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.120
<v Speaker 3>a DJ. You're in radio. Slice has helped me out

0:44:07.160 --> 0:44:09.919
<v Speaker 3>here maybe maybe it's just me. I'm not good with math.

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:14.600
<v Speaker 4>But this this is a countdown show and she's talking

0:44:14.600 --> 0:44:18.879
<v Speaker 4>about the top twenty songs. And I'll play it again.

0:44:18.920 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 4>I'll explain what the problem is. We here we go,

0:44:21.400 --> 0:44:22.120
<v Speaker 4>tell me if you hear it.

0:44:22.280 --> 0:44:25.880
<v Speaker 3>Number twelve this week is sleep theory. Last week they

0:44:25.920 --> 0:44:32.040
<v Speaker 3>were number two. Jump buck. No, it's a huge fallback. Yes,

0:44:32.280 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 3>thank you. They fell back again. They fell back to

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:38.840
<v Speaker 3>its number two, and now it's twelve for twelve this

0:44:38.960 --> 0:44:42.000
<v Speaker 3>week is sleep theory. Last week they were number two.

0:44:43.719 --> 0:44:45.759
<v Speaker 3>Jump up, dude.

0:44:45.760 --> 0:44:49.000
<v Speaker 4>That's not a compliment. No man with number two. Now

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:51.160
<v Speaker 4>we're twelve. It's not on a scale of one to

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 4>one hundred. It's backwards.

0:44:53.840 --> 0:44:55.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:44:55.640 --> 0:44:59.040
<v Speaker 4>Okay, uh uh. Listen to this woman who's clearly from

0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:02.200
<v Speaker 4>Brooklyn US. That night she ordered Chinese food and she's

0:45:02.239 --> 0:45:04.600
<v Speaker 4>talking about her food. Remember last week you called me

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:08.160
<v Speaker 4>a glub, your big glube. Here she is talking about

0:45:08.160 --> 0:45:09.759
<v Speaker 4>a Chinese food. Let me pull it up here, hold on,

0:45:10.800 --> 0:45:13.000
<v Speaker 4>hold on, hold on, what happened?

0:45:13.040 --> 0:45:14.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh I see what happened? Okay, hold on.

0:45:15.080 --> 0:45:17.080
<v Speaker 4>You open up a TikTok app and then when you

0:45:17.280 --> 0:45:19.320
<v Speaker 4>don't use it for a while, it resets.

0:45:20.480 --> 0:45:24.400
<v Speaker 3>Well soon we won't have that problem. I want to

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 3>get it. So here, here's the where's the clip? Oh?

0:45:27.840 --> 0:45:30.400
<v Speaker 4>Here it is Chinese food. Now I won't give her props.

0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 4>She orders fried rice the way I do. But listen

0:45:33.239 --> 0:45:36.200
<v Speaker 4>to what she orders. Uh the crab rangoons.

0:45:36.239 --> 0:45:38.920
<v Speaker 3>Hold on. So I ordered Chinese food, haven't had it

0:45:38.960 --> 0:45:42.439
<v Speaker 3>in a while. I did spend sixty nine dollars, which

0:45:42.640 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 3>what was a little pricey, But I have four people

0:45:44.480 --> 0:45:47.399
<v Speaker 3>in my house, so it's definitely from our table. They

0:45:47.400 --> 0:45:50.080
<v Speaker 3>gave me a free soda. I like coke, but bikers

0:45:50.080 --> 0:45:53.680
<v Speaker 3>can't be choosing. Have to get crab ragoons. They're just

0:45:53.960 --> 0:45:54.479
<v Speaker 3>so good.

0:45:54.640 --> 0:45:58.759
<v Speaker 4>She called them rag ragoons. Well, yeah, so I like

0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:01.880
<v Speaker 4>the source ragoo. So it's supposed to be crab rangoon

0:46:02.840 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 4>with singular No ragoo, Yeah, but rangoon singular because it's

0:46:09.680 --> 0:46:14.520
<v Speaker 4>a it's a style. Now I was I did a

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:17.000
<v Speaker 4>commercial for I'm not going to say the client because

0:46:17.040 --> 0:46:18.040
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to play the jingle.

0:46:18.040 --> 0:46:22.040
<v Speaker 2>I'm just not in the mood that's right for a

0:46:22.120 --> 0:46:27.000
<v Speaker 2>Chinese takeout fast that is all around the country. And

0:46:27.960 --> 0:46:33.279
<v Speaker 2>they said in the copy, the commercial copy crab rangoons.

0:46:34.360 --> 0:46:38.000
<v Speaker 2>So I was like, I think something that's a that's

0:46:38.000 --> 0:46:39.040
<v Speaker 2>an error because it's.

0:46:39.000 --> 0:46:43.200
<v Speaker 3>Called crab rangoon, so rangoon style. Yeah, right.

0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:47.719
<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, even if it's several pieces, you're like, oh, yeah,

0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:52.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll have the crab rangoon. Well I challenged them and

0:46:52.520 --> 0:46:55.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, hey, I think this is wrong. I think

0:46:55.360 --> 0:46:58.960
<v Speaker 2>you have me saying rangoons. But even if it's plural,

0:46:59.040 --> 0:47:02.799
<v Speaker 2>it's still singular and pronounce rangoon. And they were like, no, no, no,

0:47:02.880 --> 0:47:05.760
<v Speaker 2>it's on our menu that way. Call them crab rangoons

0:47:05.800 --> 0:47:09.360
<v Speaker 2>because they're individual pieces. And by the way, there's no

0:47:09.480 --> 0:47:12.560
<v Speaker 2>crab in it. I believe it's cream cheese or something.

0:47:12.640 --> 0:47:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Whatever it is. It's it's cream cheese and whatever.

0:47:15.680 --> 0:47:21.600
<v Speaker 2>So I said, okay, and so I, against my better judgment,

0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:22.879
<v Speaker 2>I called them rangoons.

0:47:22.920 --> 0:47:25.480
<v Speaker 3>And as soon as it played on the radio, what

0:47:25.520 --> 0:47:28.560
<v Speaker 3>do you think happened? Asian people got upset and people

0:47:28.560 --> 0:47:32.120
<v Speaker 3>who know better. Elvis called me out. He's like, scary,

0:47:32.160 --> 0:47:34.319
<v Speaker 3>what do you call them rangoons? It's rangoon And I'm like,

0:47:34.360 --> 0:47:37.880
<v Speaker 3>I know it's rangoon style, right.

0:47:37.920 --> 0:47:41.160
<v Speaker 4>It's like it's like, uh, it's like duck all all wrong.

0:47:41.239 --> 0:47:43.120
<v Speaker 3>But I'm not gonna argue with the client. I mean

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:44.560
<v Speaker 3>that's how they want it. Read it.

0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:47.520
<v Speaker 4>If it's all the men found it in all fan

0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:49.959
<v Speaker 4>of scary. The client you're talking about, and I've I've

0:47:49.960 --> 0:47:51.560
<v Speaker 4>been to that client. I can figure out who it is.

0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:56.480
<v Speaker 4>They're not your official, authentic, very upscale Chinese restaurant, and

0:47:56.520 --> 0:48:00.000
<v Speaker 4>so they're appealing to Americans who call it crab ragoos.

0:48:01.200 --> 0:48:05.160
<v Speaker 3>Right. So so if if you go into Panda Express, get.

0:48:05.000 --> 0:48:07.920
<v Speaker 4>And I'm gonna let you get away with it, all right,

0:48:08.680 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 4>Panda Express a few episodes ago.

0:48:10.440 --> 0:48:12.799
<v Speaker 3>If you go in there and you see it on

0:48:12.840 --> 0:48:16.440
<v Speaker 3>the menu, it'll probably list it as rangoons. And then

0:48:16.480 --> 0:48:19.000
<v Speaker 3>I was just trying to be have continuity with how

0:48:19.040 --> 0:48:21.319
<v Speaker 3>they wanted it, said, all right, I'm sorry, what else

0:48:21.480 --> 0:48:24.880
<v Speaker 3>I got? What else you got? Uh? Let's see, I

0:48:24.880 --> 0:48:25.879
<v Speaker 3>gotta I gotta pull up.

0:48:25.760 --> 0:48:27.640
<v Speaker 4>Here, hold on old Uh So, yeah, I have a

0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:29.120
<v Speaker 4>lot of audio, so I'm trying to get all my

0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:32.880
<v Speaker 4>TikTok videos play just in case, by the way, my

0:48:32.920 --> 0:48:35.319
<v Speaker 4>phone's blown up with Biden won't enforce the TikTok band.

0:48:35.600 --> 0:48:37.920
<v Speaker 4>He did seg in his farewell speech that he hopes

0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:39.239
<v Speaker 4>that they can work something out.

0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:40.960
<v Speaker 3>But it's not up to him. As you said, earlier.

0:48:41.440 --> 0:48:43.239
<v Speaker 4>Right, Well, it is if he enforces it, because he

0:48:43.320 --> 0:48:47.320
<v Speaker 4>signed the bill. Congress put the bill on the table

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:50.080
<v Speaker 4>and he signed it. It's a matter of it's a

0:48:50.120 --> 0:48:52.960
<v Speaker 4>matter of who enforces the law. Got it anyway? Let

0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:56.600
<v Speaker 4>me pull up my podcast audio. Here we go scary.

0:48:57.080 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 4>This video is called what your Partner plays rain as

0:49:01.880 --> 0:49:03.520
<v Speaker 4>Mr Audio to help you fall asleep.

0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:11.480
<v Speaker 3>But all you hear is chicken being fried. I hear

0:49:11.560 --> 0:49:18.520
<v Speaker 3>chicken being fried. That's right, that's rain. Yeah, that's not rain,

0:49:19.280 --> 0:49:24.720
<v Speaker 3>that's rain. That's a nice well bred chicken chicken cutlets.

0:49:25.360 --> 0:49:27.480
<v Speaker 3>It's a guy laying in bed and he can't sleep. Now,

0:49:27.560 --> 0:49:29.640
<v Speaker 3>Remember I remember I told you I was talking about

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:30.800
<v Speaker 3>this guy.

0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:33.680
<v Speaker 4>Every restaurant he goes to he talks about their famous sauce,

0:49:34.080 --> 0:49:35.800
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, he's I got a smother it

0:49:35.840 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 4>and Wuiki sauce whatever.

0:49:37.600 --> 0:49:40.440
<v Speaker 3>Here's two examples of what I was talking about. Boxes

0:49:40.480 --> 0:49:44.760
<v Speaker 3>get drizzled with Huncho sauce sauce. Hold on three, boxes

0:49:44.800 --> 0:49:47.080
<v Speaker 3>get drizzled with Cho sauce.

0:49:47.960 --> 0:49:49.960
<v Speaker 4>And you're thinking like, oh, oh, I love Huncho sauce.

0:49:50.000 --> 0:49:52.040
<v Speaker 4>You don't know what the fuck Huncho sauce says. Stop

0:49:52.080 --> 0:49:53.160
<v Speaker 4>it here's another one.

0:49:53.320 --> 0:49:56.200
<v Speaker 3>This is the half fries, half mac and cheese, chopped

0:49:56.239 --> 0:49:58.919
<v Speaker 3>up hot chicken tender bowl from Fluffies and New Jersey.

0:49:58.960 --> 0:50:01.680
<v Speaker 3>Fluffies absolutely loaded and drizzled in two layers of their

0:50:01.680 --> 0:50:04.600
<v Speaker 3>fluffy sauce, two layers of their fluffy sauce. They get

0:50:04.640 --> 0:50:08.759
<v Speaker 3>fluffy sauce. I'm not I don't want that. No, I

0:50:08.760 --> 0:50:12.440
<v Speaker 3>don't want fluffy sauce. Al right. Here is my my

0:50:12.480 --> 0:50:14.240
<v Speaker 3>favorite playlist, the QT names.

0:50:15.560 --> 0:50:19.040
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here's my uh, here's my favorite new playlist.

0:50:19.480 --> 0:50:19.960
<v Speaker 3>It's scary.

0:50:19.920 --> 0:50:22.200
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna play the first one and then the second

0:50:22.239 --> 0:50:25.840
<v Speaker 4>one is even better. This is a guy on on Spotify.

0:50:25.840 --> 0:50:28.920
<v Speaker 4>He's on YouTube. He's a drummer and his band is

0:50:28.960 --> 0:50:32.280
<v Speaker 4>called sixty six Samus s a m U S sixty

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:35.680
<v Speaker 4>six six the number six, number six Samos all one word.

0:50:36.800 --> 0:50:38.960
<v Speaker 4>All his songs have to do it going to the bathroom.

0:50:39.200 --> 0:50:42.000
<v Speaker 4>So here is a song he calls fart metal.

0:50:53.040 --> 0:50:56.920
<v Speaker 3>This was not the Indian Restaurant, you know.

0:50:57.360 --> 0:50:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that reminds me of the Fighting Preacher. You know,

0:50:59.880 --> 0:51:01.719
<v Speaker 2>the remember the Farting Preacher that was like one of

0:51:01.719 --> 0:51:04.080
<v Speaker 2>the best viral videos of the like back in the day.

0:51:04.560 --> 0:51:05.520
<v Speaker 2>We're a long time.

0:51:05.560 --> 0:51:07.640
<v Speaker 4>But it was a preacher who was on camera, and

0:51:07.680 --> 0:51:12.080
<v Speaker 4>he'd have these crazy distinct moves and mannerisms, and every

0:51:12.120 --> 0:51:14.280
<v Speaker 4>time he would move in a certain way, it would

0:51:14.360 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 4>he would go blind, and he would walk across the

0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:21.759
<v Speaker 4>he would walk alter and just farts.

0:51:22.160 --> 0:51:22.920
<v Speaker 3>It's hysterical.

0:51:22.920 --> 0:51:28.000
<v Speaker 2>And if you yeah, yeah, farting preacher hysterically gonna like

0:51:28.040 --> 0:51:30.600
<v Speaker 2>FT metal? Two FT, I think is even better better

0:51:30.640 --> 0:51:32.280
<v Speaker 2>than one.

0:51:32.440 --> 0:51:47.880
<v Speaker 3>You tell me a farts and metal they go go together.

0:51:48.200 --> 0:51:49.640
<v Speaker 3>He's got a song. I want you to hear this song.

0:51:49.920 --> 0:51:51.319
<v Speaker 4>It's if you want, if you're looking for a song

0:51:51.320 --> 0:51:54.080
<v Speaker 4>to play at your wedding, if your wife and you,

0:51:54.560 --> 0:51:56.239
<v Speaker 4>or your husband and you, or your partner and you.

0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:58.840
<v Speaker 4>You can't decide obviously it's not your wife yet you

0:51:58.840 --> 0:52:00.000
<v Speaker 4>ever married, or your husband yet.

0:52:00.200 --> 0:52:01.560
<v Speaker 3>But let's say your partner getting mad.

0:52:01.600 --> 0:52:03.680
<v Speaker 4>You want that romantic song scary that you can twenty

0:52:03.760 --> 0:52:05.399
<v Speaker 4>years from now, you can look back and go, that's

0:52:05.400 --> 0:52:05.799
<v Speaker 4>our song.

0:52:05.840 --> 0:52:13.400
<v Speaker 3>That's our song. That's our song. Let me jump ahead.

0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 1>To get that special chopping to make my ship club.

0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:27.759
<v Speaker 3>Now feel back accident of breaking the law, But you

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:34.800
<v Speaker 3>just please dance, all right. I don't find this funny, actually,

0:52:35.120 --> 0:52:40.040
<v Speaker 3>that's I mean funny. I find fart's funny. I feel

0:52:40.080 --> 0:52:41.759
<v Speaker 3>like that's good. Two of this. I feel like it's

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:44.080
<v Speaker 3>his whole. That's his whole, his whole band. That's all

0:52:44.080 --> 0:52:46.640
<v Speaker 3>we do is ship in fart song, he's trying too hard.

0:52:48.040 --> 0:52:51.439
<v Speaker 3>Well he eventually it came out exactly. I don't know, man,

0:52:51.640 --> 0:52:54.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I don't know that that's mildly entertaining.

0:52:54.960 --> 0:52:58.160
<v Speaker 3>But you know, who might have judge? Who might have judge?

0:52:58.200 --> 0:52:59.120
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Slices.

0:52:59.120 --> 0:53:00.719
<v Speaker 4>Did you like the fart Metals songs? You just look

0:53:00.719 --> 0:53:02.160
<v Speaker 4>those up on the fart Metal and fart Metal.

0:53:02.480 --> 0:53:04.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the first the first couple were great. I don't

0:53:04.360 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 2>need the lyrics. I don't need him doing parodies.

0:53:08.640 --> 0:53:10.560
<v Speaker 3>But well, I played him in the order of my preference.

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:13.520
<v Speaker 3>That's okay, that's all right. We need to wipe the

0:53:13.600 --> 0:53:16.719
<v Speaker 3>slate clean. Okay? Is that okay? Uh? You got well?

0:53:16.800 --> 0:53:18.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And I'll tell you about the other time I

0:53:18.520 --> 0:53:20.080
<v Speaker 4>fought the law and Brody won No.

0:53:20.160 --> 0:53:20.879
<v Speaker 3>Say that right now?

0:53:20.920 --> 0:53:24.959
<v Speaker 4>Tell us tell you just wanted to go to break

0:53:24.960 --> 0:53:27.960
<v Speaker 4>to and the ship talk. Yeah, well, I'm gonna ship talk,

0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:29.239
<v Speaker 4>you know, No, I was gonna I was no, I

0:53:29.280 --> 0:53:30.680
<v Speaker 4>wasn't gonna go to break. I'm just gonna need the

0:53:30.680 --> 0:53:32.439
<v Speaker 4>wipelee clean. Let's talk about something else.

0:53:33.120 --> 0:53:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I don't want to talk about my boogie

0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:38.120
<v Speaker 2>lay flat seat story being broken.

0:53:38.400 --> 0:53:41.600
<v Speaker 3>That's a whole other that may require Okay, yeah.

0:53:41.520 --> 0:53:43.640
<v Speaker 4>I know that story because you told me the story.

0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:45.440
<v Speaker 4>You said, I have a story about my seat and

0:53:45.960 --> 0:53:48.000
<v Speaker 4>how do I get a refund. It's first world problems.

0:53:48.280 --> 0:53:49.120
<v Speaker 4>First world problems.

0:53:49.120 --> 0:53:51.040
<v Speaker 3>But go ahead. You told me you're gonna tell me

0:53:51.040 --> 0:53:52.319
<v Speaker 3>on the podcast, so I want to hear this.

0:53:52.640 --> 0:53:56.400
<v Speaker 4>But you did tease me last few days ago, I said, okay, So,

0:53:57.120 --> 0:53:58.759
<v Speaker 4>uh did I tell you the story about the flat

0:53:58.800 --> 0:54:00.680
<v Speaker 4>tire and how the price changed the flat tire when

0:54:00.719 --> 0:54:02.799
<v Speaker 4>I went back, I'll reset it. I was at my

0:54:02.840 --> 0:54:06.439
<v Speaker 4>friend's you know it rhymes with maybe rhymes with Davi's tire.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, I just said it.

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<v Speaker 4>You've said it away too late. Yeah, I was at

0:54:09.520 --> 0:54:13.440
<v Speaker 4>I was at that tire place. Okay, dicrot I have.

0:54:13.800 --> 0:54:16.319
<v Speaker 4>I had a slow leak in my right rear tire. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>I bought four new tires like three months ago, the

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<v Speaker 4>for the charger, and it's I got a slow leak, slowly.

0:54:25.680 --> 0:54:27.600
<v Speaker 3>And I've been driving with the.

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<v Speaker 4>Car for like a month, and I keep putting air

0:54:30.480 --> 0:54:32.480
<v Speaker 4>on the tire my portable thing, and I'm like, I

0:54:32.480 --> 0:54:35.080
<v Speaker 4>gotta find time. So a couple of weeks ago, I

0:54:35.120 --> 0:54:38.640
<v Speaker 4>went into the tire place near me, and now I

0:54:38.680 --> 0:54:42.239
<v Speaker 4>live between three locations. I went into the one near

0:54:42.280 --> 0:54:44.960
<v Speaker 4>where I shop, and I said, listen, how much for

0:54:45.680 --> 0:54:46.680
<v Speaker 4>a flat to be fixed?

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<v Speaker 3>He said, uh, thirty nine dollars. I said thirty nine dollars.

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:53.960
<v Speaker 4>I go to a place at ten bucks, five bucks

0:54:53.960 --> 0:54:56.719
<v Speaker 4>in a bad neighborhood. He says, flat fixed? What's cheat

0:54:56.760 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 4>were talking about? He says, I said it used to

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:01.759
<v Speaker 4>be like twenty bucks. He's I'll tell you what. I

0:55:02.160 --> 0:55:05.680
<v Speaker 4>could do it for twenty six. I said, how long

0:55:05.680 --> 0:55:07.640
<v Speaker 4>would it take? He goes, I'm a backed up about

0:55:07.640 --> 0:55:10.520
<v Speaker 4>an hour. So I'm like, oh, fuck it. You know,

0:55:10.520 --> 0:55:11.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't if I have to pay twenty six. I

0:55:11.920 --> 0:55:14.520
<v Speaker 4>don't want to pay twenty six. But it's been leaking

0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:15.880
<v Speaker 4>for like a month and a half. I got to

0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:18.360
<v Speaker 4>get this fixed. Pay the twenty six dollars. Hold on,

0:55:18.520 --> 0:55:19.680
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to wait the hour and a half.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I'll come back next week. I got as Tuesday.

0:55:22.400 --> 0:55:24.440
<v Speaker 3>Good. He is, yeah, don't come Monday, Come tuesday. Ohkay.

0:55:25.000 --> 0:55:27.720
<v Speaker 4>I go in Tuesday and there's these two guys working

0:55:27.719 --> 0:55:30.279
<v Speaker 4>there that I've never seen before. I said, yeah, I

0:55:30.280 --> 0:55:33.719
<v Speaker 4>want to get my flat fixed thirty nine dollars. I said, yeah,

0:55:33.760 --> 0:55:35.920
<v Speaker 4>But I was here and he had a tall Hispanic

0:55:35.920 --> 0:55:37.800
<v Speaker 4>guy here behind the county said he was the manager.

0:55:38.040 --> 0:55:41.560
<v Speaker 4>He said, do it for twenty six. He says, oh yeah, Luis, Yeah,

0:55:41.560 --> 0:55:45.080
<v Speaker 4>he's not here anymore, but yeah he got transferred. Oh

0:55:45.160 --> 0:55:46.160
<v Speaker 4>well to what location?

0:55:46.480 --> 0:55:49.359
<v Speaker 3>We don't know. Well, yeah, but he promised me twenty six.

0:55:49.600 --> 0:55:51.560
<v Speaker 4>You we're not going on too that. He goes, let

0:55:51.560 --> 0:55:54.880
<v Speaker 4>me look at you tire. I said, what's to look at.

0:55:54.880 --> 0:55:56.759
<v Speaker 4>It's got a leak. Can you do it for twenty

0:55:56.800 --> 0:56:01.040
<v Speaker 4>six not thirty nine? I said, that fucking suck. So

0:56:01.680 --> 0:56:04.520
<v Speaker 4>I leave and I go to the other location that's

0:56:04.520 --> 0:56:07.080
<v Speaker 4>a little further away, but it's not that far. And

0:56:07.120 --> 0:56:08.560
<v Speaker 4>I go in and I go to the place where

0:56:08.560 --> 0:56:11.520
<v Speaker 4>I bought the four tires. Now, you wasted nine dollars

0:56:11.520 --> 0:56:13.840
<v Speaker 4>in gas, but go ahead, it's not that far, not

0:56:13.880 --> 0:56:15.800
<v Speaker 4>that far. I live in between three of them. Okay,

0:56:15.920 --> 0:56:16.560
<v Speaker 4>they're everywhere.

0:56:16.560 --> 0:56:17.360
<v Speaker 3>They're like roaches.

0:56:18.120 --> 0:56:20.160
<v Speaker 4>So I go in and she's just thirty nine dollars,

0:56:20.520 --> 0:56:22.040
<v Speaker 4>I said, So I tell her the story I just

0:56:22.040 --> 0:56:25.240
<v Speaker 4>told you. She goes, I can do it for twenty six. Yeah,

0:56:25.280 --> 0:56:28.120
<v Speaker 4>I'll honor that, not a problem, Like you're good people.

0:56:28.640 --> 0:56:32.080
<v Speaker 4>She takes my car, she puts it up on the lift, and.

0:56:31.960 --> 0:56:34.120
<v Speaker 3>She says, uh, we.

0:56:34.120 --> 0:56:36.920
<v Speaker 4>Like ten minutes, so great, twenty six dollars. It's my

0:56:37.000 --> 0:56:40.600
<v Speaker 4>pleasure to pay twenty six No problem. So I go

0:56:40.680 --> 0:56:43.400
<v Speaker 4>sit down, I'm chilling, and she does the thing that

0:56:43.560 --> 0:56:46.759
<v Speaker 4>nobody likes getting mister Brody, you know, we talk to

0:56:46.800 --> 0:56:49.040
<v Speaker 4>you about your car for a second. Uh huh, No

0:56:49.120 --> 0:56:51.279
<v Speaker 4>good is coming from that scary no go.

0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:54.600
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the up sale is coming. The car's up on

0:56:54.680 --> 0:56:58.600
<v Speaker 3>a lift. So now she got you right, right.

0:56:57.880 --> 0:56:59.920
<v Speaker 4>And he breaks, What do I need? What's going on here?

0:57:00.560 --> 0:57:03.840
<v Speaker 4>She says, Mike, show them what the problem is. So

0:57:03.960 --> 0:57:04.560
<v Speaker 4>she shows me.

0:57:04.600 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 3>There's Now there's two nail holes in my car in

0:57:07.280 --> 0:57:13.000
<v Speaker 3>the tire, the ones, the ones that she put in there. Right. See,

0:57:13.000 --> 0:57:14.640
<v Speaker 3>he goes, there's there's two holes in the tire. She

0:57:14.640 --> 0:57:15.839
<v Speaker 3>hammered a couple of nails in.

0:57:15.800 --> 0:57:21.160
<v Speaker 4>There, right, she was, I can't warranty the repair because

0:57:21.160 --> 0:57:23.880
<v Speaker 4>there's two holes in the same general area of the tire.

0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:27.040
<v Speaker 4>Now they're not near the edge, both in the middle.

0:57:28.080 --> 0:57:31.200
<v Speaker 4>But I can't promise you that the patches will overlap.

0:57:31.280 --> 0:57:34.200
<v Speaker 3>And I can't. I can't warrant you that, my god, I.

0:57:34.160 --> 0:57:37.160
<v Speaker 4>Said, Well, she goes plus, if I got a patch

0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:40.000
<v Speaker 4>it twice, that's two times twenty six. It's fifty two.

0:57:41.120 --> 0:57:43.880
<v Speaker 4>I said, fifty two dollars. I came here thirty nine.

0:57:43.880 --> 0:57:44.840
<v Speaker 4>I wanted twenty six.

0:57:45.160 --> 0:57:48.080
<v Speaker 3>Now fifty two. All you're doing is put the rubber

0:57:48.120 --> 0:57:50.479
<v Speaker 3>thing in going. Are you done? You got two nails

0:57:50.520 --> 0:57:53.680
<v Speaker 3>in there? Sorry, that's double the cost. Yeah, that's right,

0:57:54.880 --> 0:57:56.640
<v Speaker 3>you know. So I'm like, I can't. I don't want

0:57:56.640 --> 0:57:58.360
<v Speaker 3>to pay fifty two dollars. I dis a brace because

0:57:58.360 --> 0:57:59.880
<v Speaker 3>I bought these tires for me three months ago.

0:58:00.040 --> 0:58:01.760
<v Speaker 4>She say, I remember that, mister Brodie, I remember you

0:58:01.960 --> 0:58:04.680
<v Speaker 4>buying the tires, right, But potholes happened.

0:58:04.720 --> 0:58:06.600
<v Speaker 3>Shit happens, road happens.

0:58:06.240 --> 0:58:08.800
<v Speaker 4>Shit happens. So I don't know if you remember. If

0:58:08.800 --> 0:58:10.280
<v Speaker 4>I told this story. There was a big problem with

0:58:10.320 --> 0:58:12.040
<v Speaker 4>the rebate. There was one hundred dollars rebate on the thing,

0:58:12.280 --> 0:58:13.800
<v Speaker 4>and she gave me the wrong paperwork and it was

0:58:13.840 --> 0:58:16.520
<v Speaker 4>a whole big to do where she'd get Okay, she says,

0:58:16.680 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 4>She goes, you know what, mister Brody, I remember when

0:58:18.720 --> 0:58:20.760
<v Speaker 4>we messed up your rebate. Here's what I can do

0:58:20.800 --> 0:58:21.000
<v Speaker 4>for you.

0:58:21.040 --> 0:58:21.280
<v Speaker 3>She says.

0:58:21.280 --> 0:58:24.120
<v Speaker 4>You know if you had the warranty on the tires

0:58:24.120 --> 0:58:25.960
<v Speaker 4>when you bought the tires, did you put a warranty

0:58:26.000 --> 0:58:28.960
<v Speaker 4>on the tires? I said, no, it was a lot

0:58:29.000 --> 0:58:31.720
<v Speaker 4>of money. How much was the warranty? Well, it's seventy

0:58:31.760 --> 0:58:36.480
<v Speaker 4>two dollars for the warranty on the tires. But if

0:58:36.480 --> 0:58:39.720
<v Speaker 4>anything goes wrong with the tires in the first three

0:58:39.800 --> 0:58:42.800
<v Speaker 4>years of the tire or something like that, we will

0:58:42.840 --> 0:58:46.640
<v Speaker 4>reimburse you eighty percent of the tire so you don't

0:58:46.760 --> 0:58:49.480
<v Speaker 4>have to pay so, I said, But I didn't take

0:58:49.480 --> 0:58:52.760
<v Speaker 4>out the warranty. Oh my god, she said, so, she said,

0:58:53.920 --> 0:58:56.600
<v Speaker 4>yes she did. I said, no, I didn't.

0:58:56.680 --> 0:59:00.280
<v Speaker 3>Did I? Yeah? Let me just checked the computer. Just so,

0:59:00.360 --> 0:59:01.280
<v Speaker 3>what would you like to do?

0:59:01.840 --> 0:59:04.560
<v Speaker 4>Fix the tire for fifty two dollars or take out

0:59:04.600 --> 0:59:07.440
<v Speaker 4>the warranty which will cover the repair for free, and

0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:09.120
<v Speaker 4>give you a three year warranty on the tire for

0:59:09.160 --> 0:59:11.040
<v Speaker 4>seventy two What would you have done?

0:59:11.040 --> 0:59:13.960
<v Speaker 3>Scary? I would have taken that on. That's an upside.

0:59:13.960 --> 0:59:16.280
<v Speaker 3>I took that. Of course, that's so much better. Yeah,

0:59:16.280 --> 0:59:16.840
<v Speaker 3>there you go.

0:59:17.680 --> 0:59:19.560
<v Speaker 4>So I went in for twenty six. I walked out

0:59:19.560 --> 0:59:22.200
<v Speaker 4>in seventy two. But I now have a fixed tire

0:59:22.200 --> 0:59:23.800
<v Speaker 4>and a warranty on the time. Right, you made an

0:59:23.840 --> 0:59:27.240
<v Speaker 4>investment on your tire, so that's getting paid the twenty six.

0:59:27.680 --> 0:59:30.080
<v Speaker 4>It would have gone flat again on me because it

0:59:30.120 --> 0:59:34.400
<v Speaker 4>a second nail. Now, Slices, here's the question, did she

0:59:34.480 --> 0:59:37.400
<v Speaker 4>do me a big favor? Or, as Scary said, did

0:59:37.400 --> 0:59:38.840
<v Speaker 4>she put the second nail in my tire?

0:59:38.920 --> 0:59:39.040
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

0:59:39.080 --> 0:59:41.120
<v Speaker 4>She definitely nailed that shit right in there, right, there

0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:42.560
<v Speaker 4>have a nail gun in there. I guarantee you a

0:59:42.640 --> 0:59:45.400
<v Speaker 4>nail gun. She goes, this guy's looking for a discount. Fuck,

0:59:45.480 --> 0:59:46.600
<v Speaker 4>this guy's gonna pay double.

0:59:46.920 --> 0:59:48.880
<v Speaker 3>It's the boy podcast.

0:59:51.360 --> 0:59:53.520
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's such a difference between you and I.

0:59:53.960 --> 0:59:56.880
<v Speaker 2>You asked, is that the slices saying what why don't

0:59:56.880 --> 0:59:59.640
<v Speaker 2>you take Brody there? Why didn't you do this with Brody?

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you It's because of situations like this, because

1:00:03.960 --> 1:00:04.640
<v Speaker 4>my tire had a.

1:00:04.560 --> 1:00:06.200
<v Speaker 3>Hole in it. No, because you know what I would

1:00:06.200 --> 1:00:08.240
<v Speaker 3>have done, and if the tires up on the lift

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<v Speaker 3>and I see a nail in the fucking thing, and

1:00:09.880 --> 1:00:11.440
<v Speaker 3>she's like, it's gonna cost you that.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I wouldn't ask for a discount. But

1:00:13.880 --> 1:00:15.480
<v Speaker 2>if the thing is up on the lift and she's

1:00:15.520 --> 1:00:18.200
<v Speaker 2>calling me over there and there is a nail in it,

1:00:19.520 --> 1:00:21.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm getting a new tire right there? I said, nope,

1:00:21.240 --> 1:00:22.280
<v Speaker 2>fuck it, get me a new tire.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't fuck that. I'm not. I'm gonna chance it

1:00:25.880 --> 1:00:29.840
<v Speaker 3>and fucking drive a patch on a patch to tire.

1:00:30.680 --> 1:00:33.919
<v Speaker 4>It's not a band aid, you know when you put

1:00:33.960 --> 1:00:36.920
<v Speaker 4>when you fix a nail hole, they shoot rubber into

1:00:37.000 --> 1:00:38.520
<v Speaker 4>the hole and fill it.

1:00:38.520 --> 1:00:40.480
<v Speaker 3>It's not the same. It's not the same.

1:00:40.640 --> 1:00:43.040
<v Speaker 4>It's totally safe. It's a small nail hole. It's not

1:00:43.080 --> 1:00:45.040
<v Speaker 4>a bullet hole. Are you insane?

1:00:45.440 --> 1:00:47.440
<v Speaker 3>Are you that scary? Of My tires are two hundred

1:00:47.440 --> 1:00:49.720
<v Speaker 3>dollars a piece roughly? Yeah so it Mine are more

1:00:49.760 --> 1:00:50.040
<v Speaker 3>than that.

1:00:50.200 --> 1:00:52.560
<v Speaker 2>And guess what if I get a nail in the tire,

1:00:53.280 --> 1:00:55.000
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I'm fucked and I gotta get a

1:00:55.040 --> 1:00:55.560
<v Speaker 2>new tire.

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<v Speaker 4>You would not fucked this people is their entire job

1:00:58.240 --> 1:00:59.880
<v Speaker 4>is putting his plug a nail holes.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you to slices? If you know anything about cars.

1:01:03.080 --> 1:01:03.520
<v Speaker 3>If you're a.

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<v Speaker 4>Mechanic, would you please leave us a talk back on

1:01:05.640 --> 1:01:08.720
<v Speaker 4>the heart radio app push the microphone button wherever it's

1:01:08.720 --> 1:01:09.480
<v Speaker 4>been relocated.

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<v Speaker 3>So I should I should know he's a boogey. Fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want to get a fucking blowout if

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<v Speaker 2>I'm drugg doing seventy eight miles an hour the highway.

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<v Speaker 3>That tire is you know it? No, No, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not that's the tire blows out from the side,

1:01:23.480 --> 1:01:27.680
<v Speaker 4>not the bottom. If the plug fails, your tire's gonna

1:01:27.720 --> 1:01:31.560
<v Speaker 4>go flick and slowly leak again. Plus, you have all

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<v Speaker 4>wheel drive and you BMW, don't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Which means you have to replace all four tires at

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<v Speaker 4>the same time. No, you're gonna replace all four tires?

1:01:40.080 --> 1:01:41.600
<v Speaker 4>You know they rebalance?

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<v Speaker 3>No? No, No, I'm not gonna do that. Balancing isn't

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<v Speaker 3>the same as No.

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<v Speaker 4>When you have an all wheel drive, call you have

1:01:46.880 --> 1:01:49.000
<v Speaker 4>to replace all the tires at the same time, not necessarily,

1:01:49.040 --> 1:01:51.400
<v Speaker 4>At the very least, you have to replace the opposite

1:01:51.400 --> 1:01:53.000
<v Speaker 4>tire on the same axle.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that two tires. I gotta tell you better

1:01:58.040 --> 1:02:00.440
<v Speaker 3>shafed than sorry. I'm not that there's no it's on

1:02:00.440 --> 1:02:02.040
<v Speaker 3>a price. You can't put a price.

1:02:01.800 --> 1:02:04.880
<v Speaker 4>On the safe tires don't leak in two seconds and

1:02:04.920 --> 1:02:06.120
<v Speaker 4>they go flat while you're driving.

1:02:06.160 --> 1:02:06.720
<v Speaker 3>They don't do that.

1:02:08.000 --> 1:02:10.320
<v Speaker 2>How many times have you how many times have you

1:02:10.360 --> 1:02:12.520
<v Speaker 2>patched up the same tire before getting a new one?

1:02:13.560 --> 1:02:16.840
<v Speaker 4>Yo, you can only patch it once or twice. And

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<v Speaker 4>I've never had two holes in the same tire ever,

1:02:19.200 --> 1:02:22.280
<v Speaker 4>I don't think. But once you pie get your fine.

1:02:22.360 --> 1:02:24.400
<v Speaker 4>As long as there as long as the grooves are

1:02:24.400 --> 1:02:26.240
<v Speaker 4>there for the water, and as long as the side

1:02:26.240 --> 1:02:28.400
<v Speaker 4>of the tire is not compromised. That's why when you

1:02:28.440 --> 1:02:31.160
<v Speaker 4>when you scrape the side on like a sidewalk on

1:02:31.200 --> 1:02:33.480
<v Speaker 4>a curb, you can take a chunk out of the side.

1:02:33.520 --> 1:02:36.040
<v Speaker 4>You got to place the tire. Because they explode from

1:02:36.040 --> 1:02:37.280
<v Speaker 4>the side, they don't explode from the.

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<v Speaker 3>Bottom either way. I ain't driving on a patched up tire.

1:02:40.680 --> 1:02:42.560
<v Speaker 4>I just says the guy who leaves his engine running

1:02:42.560 --> 1:02:43.240
<v Speaker 4>when he gets gassed.

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<v Speaker 2>For whatever reason, I'm letting you know, I think it's

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<v Speaker 2>worth it to spring for the new tire.

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<v Speaker 3>Another three hundred dollars for a tire because something wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me be a little more transparent. I paid Corellis

1:02:57.920 --> 1:02:59.760
<v Speaker 3>a five hundred each. No, I paid.

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<v Speaker 2>I paid in advance for the tire package on my car. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so I get free unlimited fucking tires. So if there's

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<v Speaker 2>a nail on my tire, I'm fucking changing the tire.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, you don't get unlimited for the for the rest

1:03:14.520 --> 1:03:16.520
<v Speaker 4>of your car. It's up to like a certain amount

1:03:16.520 --> 1:03:20.280
<v Speaker 4>of miles on the tire. No, right, No, no, so

1:03:20.320 --> 1:03:22.040
<v Speaker 4>you never have to buy a tire again. How I

1:03:22.040 --> 1:03:24.480
<v Speaker 4>don't even want to know how much you paid for that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's insanity.

1:03:26.360 --> 1:03:29.400
<v Speaker 2>If you lease it, If you lease a tie, If

1:03:29.400 --> 1:03:31.000
<v Speaker 2>you lease a car and you leave in a big city,

1:03:31.080 --> 1:03:37.320
<v Speaker 2>especially one written, one ridden with potholes, and they offer you,

1:03:37.320 --> 1:03:40.720
<v Speaker 2>you offer you the tire package, it pays itself off.

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<v Speaker 2>After two flats, the whole fucking thing. Three flats, two flats,

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<v Speaker 2>two or three flats, you're done. But you fix flats

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<v Speaker 2>flats can be fixed?

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<v Speaker 3>No? Because no, because guess what if there's at nail

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<v Speaker 3>on my tire, they're gonna change it. No, they change

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<v Speaker 3>the tire. Yes, because you overpaid. I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I totally like, no, no, fuck that, I have the

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<v Speaker 2>tire package I want.

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<v Speaker 3>I want put a new tire on there. Fuck you,

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<v Speaker 3>here's what you did.

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<v Speaker 4>You went to a restaurant and you gave them five

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<v Speaker 4>hundred dollars extra that if you drop your fork, they

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<v Speaker 4>give you a new fork.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you did.

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<v Speaker 2>So you mean to tell me you don't get the

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<v Speaker 2>tire package, or obviously you don't don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I if I lease a car, I probably give the

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<v Speaker 4>car back before the car. Evan eats tires, tires less

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<v Speaker 4>like almost fifty thousand miles some of them.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're saying that, you're saying that that's a suckers bet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, especially unless you're a paranoid like you. You're crazy. You

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<v Speaker 4>get a nailing your tire, you want a new tire.

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<v Speaker 3>I disagree. I disagree.

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<v Speaker 4>You grew I don't understand. We grew up in the

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<v Speaker 4>same neighborhood. Your father drove an old car. You didn't

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<v Speaker 4>drive them, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess what my father tells me to this day.

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<v Speaker 2>Get the tire package. Get the tire package. I think

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<v Speaker 2>Slices will agree with me on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>Not at the price that you're tired, but okay, get

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<v Speaker 3>the tire package.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's it's this is the world that I'm

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<v Speaker 2>living in. I don't have a choice. I can't have

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<v Speaker 2>a choice. I can't do a choice.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't do many mac and many what is it

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<v Speaker 3>many Mow and Jack fix a flat? The Pep boys?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not can't do it? In Jersey City? Is all

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<v Speaker 3>these guys they're like, they put that's the problem. They

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<v Speaker 3>fucked the car up. No they't. I'll tell you on

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<v Speaker 3>the street that's your problem.

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<v Speaker 4>That's your problem, because all that does is invite more

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<v Speaker 4>problems when you go to people that do ship half

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<v Speaker 4>passed and they're amateurs at this stuff. Why how is

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<v Speaker 4>he got wait a mitess what you guy at the

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<v Speaker 4>flat fixed.

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<v Speaker 3>Place less skill than the guy at that at Mavis Tire.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Mavis, the BMW Tire Center, the BMW people.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so who's to say that to BMW people are

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<v Speaker 4>better tired because they're licensed and they know what they're

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<v Speaker 4>fucking doing.

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<v Speaker 3>They're licensed BMW mechanics.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not licensed tire repair guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Many times Dodge fucked up the repairs on my car.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not better. That's a Scamboni, it's not a scam.

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<v Speaker 4>Take it to the original dealership. You exhausted me.

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<v Speaker 3>David Brody, speaking.

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<v Speaker 4>Of exhaust, you have the exhaust package in your car

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<v Speaker 4>in case the exhaust goes bad?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you buy the warranty on a TV.

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<v Speaker 2>I may not be talking to people who drive Toyotas

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<v Speaker 2>or Honda's. I'm specifically talking. I'm specifically talking to rich people,

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<v Speaker 2>BMW people, Mercedes people, and maybe that that maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>class above the basic car. Those people, they're all those

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<v Speaker 2>cars are affiliated with their dealerships, and you are strongly encouraged.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know you're saying, oh yeah, because it's a

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<v Speaker 2>cash grab, and it's because they want you to spend

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<v Speaker 2>the money there.

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<v Speaker 3>You were strongly courage different.

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<v Speaker 2>You were strongly encouraged to only have it serviced by

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<v Speaker 2>a licensed blank Mercedes BMW, the person of.

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<v Speaker 3>The warranty once the warranty is over you.

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<v Speaker 2>Because those mechanics and those people are trained to handle

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<v Speaker 2>the issues of that car you send it to like

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<v Speaker 2>these random third party companies.

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<v Speaker 4>Random third party people may be listening to this podcast, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking specifically when you have a BMW or a Mercedes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not trying to be you might get the garage

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<v Speaker 4>can fix a BMW if if if if, I would

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<v Speaker 4>never trust them. Okay, but you know what, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not different about BMW tires. They're still made by

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<v Speaker 4>the same company that makes the tires.

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<v Speaker 3>For a Dodge.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm not talking about I'm still not talking about

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<v Speaker 4>just BMWW doesn't make the tires. I'm talking about tires.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not talking the cars.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about any other any other problems that go

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<v Speaker 2>wrong with the car. I ain't bringing it to anyone

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<v Speaker 2>but that service center A to the BMW's you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's you because they give you a latte while you're waiting.

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<v Speaker 3>I get it. No, it's I just think that that's

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<v Speaker 3>what you're supposed to do. Well, that's how you. You

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<v Speaker 3>were raised poorly.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, let me let me tell you about some things

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<v Speaker 4>that you are. I'm gonna talk to your father about that.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, congratulate me. Scary because according to my email,

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<v Speaker 4>I have won an iPad pro from from exel Plix

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<v Speaker 4>at fixelblot dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations, that's no addressed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, click this link, click it, Click this link and

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<v Speaker 4>fill out my billiing information Security number.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I may have to pay taxes on it to have

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<v Speaker 4>to fill out the text form. That's all I won that.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got that email yesterday. Yeah, I'm very excited

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<v Speaker 4>about that.

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<v Speaker 3>You do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I was trying to sell a CD tower, a revolving

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<v Speaker 4>CD tower that holds like twelve hundred CDs, videotapes or avds,

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<v Speaker 4>because I don't I don't I don't need access to

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<v Speaker 4>my CDs and DVDs. Okay, all right, okay, So well

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<v Speaker 4>again when I sold the house, I've got stuff that

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<v Speaker 4>I had from like when I needed it. So I

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<v Speaker 4>put up a picture of the Now it's there's a

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<v Speaker 4>picture of my two CD towers from my basement in

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<v Speaker 4>my house when I had a house, all right, And

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<v Speaker 4>I put them in the in the picture because one

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<v Speaker 4>had videotapes and DVDs and one had CDs, so I

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<v Speaker 4>could show that it holds both. And the posting is

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<v Speaker 4>called one large CD tower, right, oh, any one? And

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<v Speaker 4>in the description that says I'm only selling one, Robert

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<v Speaker 4>wants to know is that price for both of them?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god? It says the description.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Laurie. Laurie has emailed me three times. She wants

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<v Speaker 4>to buy the videotapes and the DVDs. Are they for sale.

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<v Speaker 4>I said, I'm selling the tower. Yeah, but what movies

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<v Speaker 4>are on there? Find a listing for movies. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>selling the movies. They're in a box somewhere. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>gonna well are they you have rom coms?

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<v Speaker 3>Laura?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, Laurie, I'm trying to be respectful. I'm selling the tower,

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<v Speaker 4>selling the spinning thing. Yeah, but what are you doing

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<v Speaker 4>with all those movies? Someday I'll list them, but right

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<v Speaker 4>now I'm not, Well, do you have a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>like at nineties sitcoms and rom comms? I'm looking for

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<v Speaker 4>for comedies? Why don't you look at it? Somebody selling them?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not selling them. I said, it's gonna be months

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<v Speaker 4>since when I get around to it.

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<v Speaker 3>Scary.

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<v Speaker 4>This was a month and a half ago. This started

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<v Speaker 4>this conversation. She messaged me two days ago. It's been

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<v Speaker 4>a month and a half. Have you gone through the

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<v Speaker 4>boxes yet? You have those movies for sales? She's on

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<v Speaker 4>the spectrum. Something's wrong with her.

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<v Speaker 2>Something no, well, I'm being honest, has something wrong with

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<v Speaker 2>her that she's continuing the conversation like this. She doesn't understand,

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<v Speaker 2>It does not compute, does not make any sense to her,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I can.

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<v Speaker 3>Only conclude that she has some mental issues. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>So I'm selling something online that is eleven hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 4>with tax in the store, and I'm asking eight hundred

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<v Speaker 4>and fifty dollars for it. I got a guy yesterday

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<v Speaker 4>offered me five hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. So I wrote back, no thank you, Polly,

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<v Speaker 3>No thank you? Yeah? All right.

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<v Speaker 4>So then he wrote back six fifty cash. So I said,

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<v Speaker 4>stop low balling me. And the fact that you're offering

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<v Speaker 4>me cash is irrelevant. Everybody pays cash or o. Nobody

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<v Speaker 4>pays what a credit card on Facebook, Marketplace? If you

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<v Speaker 4>venmo me, it's cash. If you pay Pal, it's cash.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like, I'm gonna load boil you. But I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>use the word cash. Right.

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<v Speaker 4>So I said, all right, I'll take eight twenty five. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm asking eight seventy five for it. I'll take eight

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<v Speaker 4>twenty five.

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<v Speaker 3>Good. He says, I give you eight hundred cash.

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<v Speaker 4>I go again, I'm not lowering the price because you're

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<v Speaker 4>offering me cash.

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<v Speaker 3>So he says, all right, I'll take it. Great. When

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<v Speaker 3>can you come? Oh, I gotta check out my wife.

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<v Speaker 4>So so I'm telling you scary because I did it

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<v Speaker 4>in the Indian restaurant. The I gotta check up my

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<v Speaker 4>wife is the scamboni to get out of doing things

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<v Speaker 4>right because someone just used it on you after you

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<v Speaker 4>use it on the restaurant. Yep, yep, that's the sky.

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<v Speaker 4>I got to check out my wife. I use it

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<v Speaker 4>all the time I'm on the phone. I was on

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<v Speaker 4>the phone with somebody the other day. I was like, uh, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>it's seven hundred dollars. I'm like, oh, that's a good price.

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<v Speaker 4>Let me just check out my way check it with

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<v Speaker 4>my wife. Yeah, because I don't want to say that's

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<v Speaker 4>too much fucking money. So I go, oh, let me

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<v Speaker 4>just check out my wife.

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<v Speaker 3>It's up to her. Yeah, my favorite. You know. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be back later. I'll be back later. I have some

1:12:40.240 --> 1:12:43.800
<v Speaker 3>errands to run. Yeah, well you go, you do you go? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>What time you open with? What time you open? Take

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<v Speaker 3>it back? Yeah? Oh great slices? What what do you

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<v Speaker 3>What lie do you do to get out of ship?

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<v Speaker 3>What lie do you say to like, Uh, well, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to commit to something right then and there? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>What lie do you say to me? It's I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>check out my wife, even though I don't know you're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna Are you gonna be over tomorrow? I'll come by tomorrow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>you tell you know what.

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<v Speaker 4>I definitely want the TV, but I can't take it today.

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta come back with the van.

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<v Speaker 3>You're up.

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<v Speaker 4>Are you here, Mike? You're gonna be a tomorrow right off?

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<v Speaker 4>Tomorrow Thursday that I'll be here Thursday. Yeah'll be here, Bob,

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<v Speaker 4>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>Only thing is in that case you haven't already took

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<v Speaker 2>a dump in their fucked up their bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well no, I don't only at the Indian Place.

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<v Speaker 3>Only Indian Place, all right? Is that anywright? So? So, No,

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<v Speaker 3>I got one more thing to read.

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<v Speaker 4>This was sent to me by John one nine two

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<v Speaker 4>five four, as opposed to on three sixteen on Twitter.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you reading these scriptures out of the Bible? John

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<v Speaker 3>three sixteen?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, No, I said, it's not John three sixteen, it's

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<v Speaker 4>John nineteen two five four. Either way, John sent me

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<v Speaker 4>this on Twitter. I's reading from the Book of Luke. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>he said, so, it's a picture of it looks like

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<v Speaker 4>a phone, but it's the thing they hand you to

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<v Speaker 4>put in the like you want to pay and then

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<v Speaker 4>to add the tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's a giant Uh right, that's where they process

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<v Speaker 2>the machine, the credit card processing.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you talked to pay. He didn't tag you.

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<v Speaker 4>He said I would tag scary, but he's too he's

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<v Speaker 4>too cool for Twitter, is what he's saying.

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<v Speaker 3>So it it's so.

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<v Speaker 4>What it is is it's a digital screen on what

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<v Speaker 4>looks like a phone. I think it may be an

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<v Speaker 4>old school phone vera phone. And you know how you

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<v Speaker 4>get the six boxes get you get uh five percent,

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<v Speaker 4>fifteen percent all the tip amounts. Yeah, And in the

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<v Speaker 4>bottom right corner of this screen it would normally.

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<v Speaker 3>Say no tip.

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<v Speaker 4>They put a sticker over the screen with the word

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<v Speaker 4>with the word with the word tip, So you can't

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<v Speaker 4>select no tip.

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<v Speaker 3>What about that? And what kind of place is this? Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>It was some restaurant he was at, because I see

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<v Speaker 4>the guy wearing gloves in the background.

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<v Speaker 3>A restaurant. And it says.

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<v Speaker 4>Fifteen ten percent, fifteen, eighteen percent, twenty percent, make your

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<v Speaker 4>own amount, make.

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<v Speaker 2>Your own amount, That's what I would do. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I put a billy fat zero there and.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and then it says you can't you can't choose

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<v Speaker 4>no tip. They put a sticker over it that says

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<v Speaker 4>the word that's clever on them.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna have the

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<v Speaker 2>last laugh on that one. Enter own, enter custom amount

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<v Speaker 2>zero and.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you what would you do here? I went

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<v Speaker 4>for pizza last night. UH in the city and UH

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<v Speaker 4>in Manhattan. It's scary, you know the pizza place because

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<v Speaker 4>they've come up. It's Mama's Too, t o O. They

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<v Speaker 4>have two locations, Upper West Side not a sponsor, and

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<v Speaker 4>and the West Village where I was yesterday. It's some

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<v Speaker 4>of the best pizza I've ever had in my life.

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<v Speaker 4>When when people say to me, where should I go?

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<v Speaker 4>I said, oh, it took pizza on Mama's Too. So

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<v Speaker 4>they had the register is that there is the iPad

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<v Speaker 4>and it has on the back of the eye on

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<v Speaker 4>the on the neck of the stand. I could tap

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<v Speaker 4>my credit card. Yeah, she didn't turn the screen around

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<v Speaker 4>for the tip.

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<v Speaker 3>She didn't. She didn't do the swivel.

1:15:56.600 --> 1:15:58.880
<v Speaker 4>There was a box on the counter with a lock

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<v Speaker 4>on it and it said tips and a little slip

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<v Speaker 4>at the top you could put money in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so cash. I had cash. But this is not

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<v Speaker 2>a good business plan for them.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you in a minute. Why I had cash.

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<v Speaker 4>I put a couple of dollars, put a few dollars

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<v Speaker 4>of cash in the box because I've got the pizza,

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<v Speaker 4>because because she didn't pressure me with the swivel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I put in.

1:16:24.360 --> 1:16:25.960
<v Speaker 4>I think it was I had four singles. I put

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<v Speaker 4>four singles in. I don't know what the percentage was,

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<v Speaker 4>but it was for slices of pizza. But here's why

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<v Speaker 4>I had cash. You know my buddy Jeff, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So Jeff and I are going into the city. We're

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<v Speaker 4>going to park at the train station and we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to take the train in. Well, I bring a bottle

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<v Speaker 4>of water because I know we're going to the pizza

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<v Speaker 4>place before the show we were going to, so I

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<v Speaker 4>bring a big bottle of water. He says, damn it,

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<v Speaker 4>I should have brought water. When we get me at

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<v Speaker 4>the train station, Uh, do me a favorite jump out,

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<v Speaker 4>get me a bottle of water.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, all right, no problem.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're about a block from the train station and

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<v Speaker 4>I jump out and there's a Japanese restaurant. He's like,

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<v Speaker 4>you can see from the road that they have a refrigerator.

1:17:08.120 --> 1:17:09.800
<v Speaker 4>So I jump out and he's how much is the water.

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<v Speaker 4>He says two thirty. So I'm like, all right, give

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<v Speaker 4>me the bottle of water, buy the water.

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<v Speaker 3>I give him the water. Then we go, we have dinner,

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<v Speaker 3>we have the pizza, that we go to the show.

1:17:18.400 --> 1:17:18.800
<v Speaker 3>And uh.

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<v Speaker 4>He never mentions the water to me, never mentions like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I give you the money for the water. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not going to ask him for the money. And in

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<v Speaker 4>my mind, he drove to the train station, so I'll

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<v Speaker 4>treat for the water. No problem. It's a fucking bottle

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<v Speaker 4>of water. Who cares, it's already fort.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, not by me.

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<v Speaker 4>So, Slices, I'm gonna ask your question, slices, do you

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<v Speaker 4>just leave it right?

1:17:41.560 --> 1:17:42.880
<v Speaker 3>And I'm not gonna ask him for the money.

1:17:43.479 --> 1:17:45.880
<v Speaker 4>But I wanted him to say, hey, let me give

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<v Speaker 4>you the money for the water, and I would say,

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<v Speaker 4>don't worry about it, I got it.

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<v Speaker 3>You droveant I want to.

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<v Speaker 4>Be able to say, like, thank you for driving, I

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<v Speaker 4>got the water for you, no problem.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, or he grape, So did you he assumed

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<v Speaker 3>that he assumed that I drove you could buy me,

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<v Speaker 3>buy me the water.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's understood. It's understood that you bought him the water.

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<v Speaker 2>So so at the end of the night, I was

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<v Speaker 2>faced with a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Do I mention the water like he just want to

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<v Speaker 4>let you know, don't eaven worry about the water you

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<v Speaker 4>drove because I want to be like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>want the credit.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's understood, it's understood. Nothing needs to be said,

1:18:24.240 --> 1:18:27.840
<v Speaker 2>nothing further needs to be said. Don't insult him.

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<v Speaker 4>So I so I didn't. I said, hey, thanks for driving.

1:18:30.920 --> 1:18:33.000
<v Speaker 4>He's like, I got no problem done. But what he

1:18:33.040 --> 1:18:36.599
<v Speaker 4>didn't say was, uh, hey, let me pay.

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<v Speaker 3>For the water. He didn't have to say, and he

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<v Speaker 3>didn't have to say say how much the water was?

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<v Speaker 3>He back in the bottle of water. It's cents for

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<v Speaker 3>a little bottle of pold spring water. God damn god

1:18:51.479 --> 1:18:52.040
<v Speaker 3>was expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>We cannot be friends outside of this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>See. I will reiterate that this is an underscore. This

1:18:59.680 --> 1:19:03.280
<v Speaker 3>is an underscore. Slices. Wouldever you all ask me why

1:19:03.360 --> 1:19:06.520
<v Speaker 3>I don't hang out with Brody? This is exactly why

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't asking for the money. You are asking for

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<v Speaker 3>the money.

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<v Speaker 4>I know the fact that you're bringing up You're a

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<v Speaker 4>petty son of a bitch.

1:19:14.520 --> 1:19:15.800
<v Speaker 3>You wanted him to bring it up.

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<v Speaker 4>Slices, Hold on, slices, if your Jeff, would you would

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<v Speaker 4>you would you assume.

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<v Speaker 3>I pay for the water?

1:19:25.080 --> 1:19:27.080
<v Speaker 4>Would you offer to pay for the water? And if

1:19:27.080 --> 1:19:30.519
<v Speaker 4>you're brody, would you have mentioned it like or will

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<v Speaker 4>you be like? Fuck it, I'll just like suck it

1:19:32.280 --> 1:19:34.280
<v Speaker 4>up and eat it. I don't again, I don't mind paying.

1:19:34.320 --> 1:19:36.120
<v Speaker 4>It's not the issue. I don't mind paying for the water.

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<v Speaker 4>I just wanted to acknowledge. So slices, where do you

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<v Speaker 4>stand on this?

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<v Speaker 2>That's it, that's all. Why do you need why do

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<v Speaker 2>you even need the acknowledgment? It's what made me because

1:19:45.680 --> 1:19:47.440
<v Speaker 2>I wanted him. I wanted him to be like appreciative,

1:19:47.479 --> 1:19:51.000
<v Speaker 2>that's all. What's what's a bottle of water amongst friends?

1:19:51.160 --> 1:19:53.800
<v Speaker 2>And who's just saying? And you know, and you who's

1:19:53.840 --> 1:19:56.720
<v Speaker 2>to say that? He wasn't appreciative of it because he

1:19:56.760 --> 1:19:58.639
<v Speaker 2>didn't mention it. He didn't say, hey, thanks for the water.

1:19:59.560 --> 1:20:04.679
<v Speaker 2>It's an understood you brought him by God, I understood.

1:20:04.680 --> 1:20:06.240
<v Speaker 2>He just assumed I would pay for it. All right,

1:20:06.240 --> 1:20:08.280
<v Speaker 2>I got one last thing. Oh is this our last break?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna put my head through a wall.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Well, I need one more slice. I got

1:20:12.520 --> 1:20:13.880
<v Speaker 3>one more homework assigning for you because this.

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<v Speaker 2>Happens a lot in absolute you are a menace to society.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but this wasn't me. Now I want I want

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<v Speaker 3>your opinion.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Dad Brody, next episode, I will tell you what

1:20:25.280 --> 1:20:27.400
<v Speaker 4>happened in the lobby of the show we went to see.

1:20:27.640 --> 1:20:29.400
<v Speaker 4>But I need I need the slices to give me

1:20:29.400 --> 1:20:31.360
<v Speaker 4>an opinion on this, and scary you're gonna have an opinion.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're in the lobby and uh, they tell us,

1:20:36.680 --> 1:20:38.640
<v Speaker 4>I'll tell you both parts of the story. We're in

1:20:38.680 --> 1:20:40.760
<v Speaker 4>the lobby, Jeff and I are the first ones there,

1:20:40.800 --> 1:20:43.559
<v Speaker 4>and we're by the stanchion pole the velvet rope and

1:20:43.560 --> 1:20:44.960
<v Speaker 4>they're like, oh, the ticket take will be ready in

1:20:44.960 --> 1:20:47.240
<v Speaker 4>a minute. The door's open at six thirty to seven

1:20:47.280 --> 1:20:49.439
<v Speaker 4>o'clock show and it's like six twenty.

1:20:50.200 --> 1:20:52.400
<v Speaker 3>So we're waiting and more people come in. They stand

1:20:52.439 --> 1:20:54.160
<v Speaker 3>behind us, and.

1:20:56.720 --> 1:20:59.360
<v Speaker 4>The guy behind me, he's like sixty five seventy years

1:20:59.360 --> 1:21:01.840
<v Speaker 4>old with his wife life and he's holding up a

1:21:01.880 --> 1:21:04.400
<v Speaker 4>plastic bag with a menu in it. It's takeout food

1:21:05.360 --> 1:21:07.120
<v Speaker 4>and they say to him, sir, you can't bring that

1:21:07.160 --> 1:21:10.799
<v Speaker 4>into the theater. He says, oh, it's I got takeout

1:21:10.840 --> 1:21:12.880
<v Speaker 4>food from such and such place. He goes, you can't

1:21:12.880 --> 1:21:16.680
<v Speaker 4>bring it in. The wife says, I you can't. Ping.

1:21:17.439 --> 1:21:19.080
<v Speaker 4>So he says, well, I'm gonna leave it outside. I'll

1:21:19.080 --> 1:21:21.479
<v Speaker 4>get it after the show. He says what he ses, ye,

1:21:21.479 --> 1:21:25.519
<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go outside with that. The usher comes out

1:21:25.600 --> 1:21:28.479
<v Speaker 4>and says, uh, I'm gonna need to clear the lobby here.

1:21:28.560 --> 1:21:30.439
<v Speaker 4>We need to clear the lobby. Everybody go outside and

1:21:30.560 --> 1:21:32.000
<v Speaker 4>we'll call you back in when it's time.

1:21:33.000 --> 1:21:34.679
<v Speaker 3>So we all go out in the freezing cold. Who's

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<v Speaker 3>twenty degrees last night?

1:21:35.600 --> 1:21:37.400
<v Speaker 4>We go out in the cold, and the guy is

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<v Speaker 4>looking around for someplace to stash his bag of food.

1:21:41.360 --> 1:21:45.800
<v Speaker 4>So there's an alcove a little to the left of

1:21:45.840 --> 1:21:48.360
<v Speaker 4>the theater, like you know where those pipes are at.

1:21:48.400 --> 1:21:51.120
<v Speaker 4>We'll stick on standpipes. Of course, there's a little standpipe there,

1:21:51.160 --> 1:21:54.000
<v Speaker 4>little alcove. He goes over there, twenty feet from the

1:21:54.040 --> 1:21:57.680
<v Speaker 4>door of the theater and he puts the bag in

1:21:57.760 --> 1:22:00.799
<v Speaker 4>the corner on a busy stre eat in the village.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, and by the way, and so cold out. It's

1:22:06.080 --> 1:22:09.760
<v Speaker 3>the refrigerator, right. So the wife says, you can't.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't do that. We don't eat food from the street.

1:22:13.240 --> 1:22:14.960
<v Speaker 4>He goes, honey, we don't do.

1:22:14.960 --> 1:22:17.599
<v Speaker 3>That, but I do it. I'm gonna eat that food later.

1:22:17.680 --> 1:22:21.640
<v Speaker 3>That's clever. So she says it could have bugs on

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<v Speaker 3>it by the time we get back.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, pause jets key. Brian does the same

1:22:26.240 --> 1:22:28.880
<v Speaker 2>thing with joints. We'll be walking down the street. He's

1:22:28.880 --> 1:22:32.599
<v Speaker 2>smoking a joint, and then right before we go into

1:22:32.640 --> 1:22:35.719
<v Speaker 2>a place that we have we're gonna be at, he'll

1:22:35.760 --> 1:22:39.280
<v Speaker 2>find like the nearest like flower pot or something whatever.

1:22:39.320 --> 1:22:41.240
<v Speaker 2>He'll put the joint out, and then he'll like place

1:22:41.320 --> 1:22:44.280
<v Speaker 2>and hide it somewhere, and then he goes say it

1:22:44.280 --> 1:22:47.240
<v Speaker 2>for later. We go do our business inside a public

1:22:47.280 --> 1:22:48.840
<v Speaker 2>place where we have to do. We come back out,

1:22:49.280 --> 1:22:51.120
<v Speaker 2>he goes right back to the flower plot, the plant

1:22:51.200 --> 1:22:51.720
<v Speaker 2>or whatever it is, and.

1:22:51.760 --> 1:22:53.360
<v Speaker 3>He takes a joint and he lights it up and

1:22:53.360 --> 1:22:53.960
<v Speaker 3>he keeps going.

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<v Speaker 2>He has done this, he has done Nope, he's done

1:22:57.280 --> 1:22:59.960
<v Speaker 2>his no less than a dozen times in different scenario

1:23:00.280 --> 1:23:03.639
<v Speaker 2>and hitting the joint in different places which are hilarious, And.

1:23:03.560 --> 1:23:06.080
<v Speaker 3>The joint is still sitting there and no one's touching it.

1:23:06.160 --> 1:23:08.280
<v Speaker 4>Fun me for putting chicken palm in my pocket, and

1:23:08.320 --> 1:23:10.160
<v Speaker 4>this guy's hiding joints there's.

1:23:09.960 --> 1:23:13.680
<v Speaker 3>No bugs anywhere. There's no bugs in the flower pot

1:23:14.040 --> 1:23:16.519
<v Speaker 3>whatever it is this winter. I'm just using it as

1:23:16.560 --> 1:23:18.040
<v Speaker 3>an example. Alright.

1:23:18.400 --> 1:23:22.160
<v Speaker 4>Anyway, so we're outside I don't know, maybe like forty

1:23:22.200 --> 1:23:24.599
<v Speaker 4>five seconds, and the guy says, all right, everybody come

1:23:24.640 --> 1:23:26.880
<v Speaker 4>back in. So I go, did you just clear the

1:23:26.920 --> 1:23:29.200
<v Speaker 4>lobby so we can all go out and come back in.

1:23:29.600 --> 1:23:30.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>So first of all, fuck him, Fuck you Hector, fuck

1:23:33.760 --> 1:23:36.240
<v Speaker 4>you that was his name, Fuck you Hector. So anyway,

1:23:36.360 --> 1:23:38.760
<v Speaker 4>the show is over. We saw a great show. We

1:23:38.800 --> 1:23:41.880
<v Speaker 4>saw the Gary Goleman show. It's called Grand Eloquent. Gary

1:23:41.880 --> 1:23:45.479
<v Speaker 4>Gorman's were my favorite comedians. We come out, I'm rushing, Jeff.

1:23:45.479 --> 1:23:47.760
<v Speaker 4>We're gonna go outside. We got outside. The first thing

1:23:47.800 --> 1:23:50.160
<v Speaker 4>I do is run outside before the old man gets outside,

1:23:50.280 --> 1:23:51.920
<v Speaker 4>and I look at his bag of Fruit's gone.

1:23:52.080 --> 1:23:55.000
<v Speaker 3>Of course it Manhattan. It's gone.

1:23:55.280 --> 1:23:57.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, come out with his wife and he goes, you

1:23:58.080 --> 1:24:00.280
<v Speaker 4>go get your bag of food, and he goes, yes,

1:24:00.360 --> 1:24:02.519
<v Speaker 4>I am, and he walks someone and it's gone gone,

1:24:02.520 --> 1:24:05.000
<v Speaker 4>and she said, so this fucking wife, she's like, good,

1:24:05.240 --> 1:24:09.000
<v Speaker 4>good fight you.

1:24:09.120 --> 1:24:09.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

1:24:09.439 --> 1:24:11.679
<v Speaker 2>Well it has Manhattan and people are hungry, and people

1:24:11.720 --> 1:24:14.000
<v Speaker 2>are gonna scrounge and Yeah, they were so worried about

1:24:14.000 --> 1:24:15.719
<v Speaker 2>it being like contaminated or whatever.

1:24:15.760 --> 1:24:17.960
<v Speaker 4>Someone's gonna touch it. Yes, dude, there was a bag

1:24:18.000 --> 1:24:19.120
<v Speaker 4>of new food in a bag.

1:24:19.160 --> 1:24:21.439
<v Speaker 3>Of course it's gonna be eating. Someone hit the jackpot

1:24:21.439 --> 1:24:22.720
<v Speaker 3>on that one. Yeah.

1:24:22.840 --> 1:24:24.559
<v Speaker 4>This guy's like, I'm gonna go get my food. And

1:24:24.600 --> 1:24:26.200
<v Speaker 4>she was a this is not a woman I want

1:24:26.200 --> 1:24:27.679
<v Speaker 4>to go home to. By the way, He's like, good,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad it's gone. So yeah, very nice him. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>all right, I had.

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<v Speaker 3>That. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you ever thought about seeing a therapist, like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>coming with therapy stories, that'd be great. I mean, seriously, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 4>you've got some serious issues.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, you have some crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>To the Brooklyn Boys podcast, you really you've got some,

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<v Speaker 4>says the guy who rolled Fips flat tire.

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<v Speaker 3>God twice. You're real Americans. I'm a man of the

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<v Speaker 3>people like you are. Do boys not Brocklan Brocklin, No,

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<v Speaker 3>boys not brock Li