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Speaker 2: Da DA dot Up, Episode three, twenty one, The Brooklyn
Speaker 2: Boys Podcast.
Speaker 3: How's it going? Everybody Scary Jones, David Brody the other? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can we call ourselves vets at this time? And I'm
Speaker 2: not talking about the veterinarians, talking.
Speaker 3: About veterans like military veterans.
Speaker 4: No, not those veterans either, veterans of the Podcasting Association
Speaker 4: of America.
Speaker 2: Oh geez, I mean, at what point do we become
Speaker 2: like veterans? Like we've been doing this a minute.
Speaker 4: I started Walkers and Talkers in twenty sixteen maybe, and
Speaker 4: then you were doing off air show in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think you were doing this since twenty seventeen.
Speaker 3: I started, I mean eight year nine when we be
Speaker 3: nine years before you know it? Yeah, I think ten
Speaker 3: years you can call yourself a veteran in any profession.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think nine years you're a veteran.
Speaker 3: I do. Yeah, Yeah, Well, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Time is shows you how how much more substantial being
Speaker 4: in the military is, because if you go in for
Speaker 4: like three months, you're a veteran because it's like hard work.
Speaker 3: It's hard. I wouldn't. I could not not that kind
Speaker 3: of veteran. I'm thinking of a veteran. But that's they deserve
Speaker 3: the title. We're just podcasters, but to be seasoned, to
Speaker 3: be experienced.
Speaker 4: I don't think we're ready for the podcast Hall of
Speaker 4: Fame yet, but no, I mean we're podcasters.
Speaker 3: We're podcast tours if you want to get fancy podcast
Speaker 3: hall of shame, ready for that?
Speaker 4: No, I mean, listen, let's not forget that. In twenty nineteen,
Speaker 4: we were nominated for an iHeartRadio Podcast Award in the
Speaker 4: Comedy department.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Apple category. Apple keeps reminding me, you know. And
Speaker 3: we came in second to Joe Rogan. That's not bad.
Speaker 3: It's not bad.
Speaker 4: And we were leading, I'm until like twelve hours left
Speaker 4: in the in the awards, we were right there.
Speaker 3: Right, So yeah, we have never been nominated since.
Speaker 4: I wonder if Joe Rogan makes like twenty million a
Speaker 4: year plus endorsements, he's making like probably thirty, we should
Speaker 4: at least be getting ten.
Speaker 3: By nomination status.
Speaker 2: You would think you would think that, but it's all disproportionate,
Speaker 2: so speaking, of iHeart Radio.
Speaker 4: I have to tell you all. I mean, I mean
Speaker 4: some of you have to, like financially, you have to.
Speaker 3: I gotta let you. No, I don't really have to,
Speaker 3: see I'm saying I have to meaning I've been fixing
Speaker 3: to tell y'all fix it. I've been fini you're gonna
Speaker 3: tell tell y'all.
Speaker 4: I mean some people know already, But the iHeartRadio app
Speaker 4: has been redesigned.
Speaker 3: It's brand new, and a lot of you, for whatever reason.
Speaker 2: Are phobic of getting the latest version of whatever app
Speaker 2: it is on your phone. Uh, word to the wise,
Speaker 2: no matter what the app is, go for the latest version.
Speaker 3: Always down. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 4: Don't always update your apps? Sometimes they fuck up the
Speaker 4: whole the thing. And yet that's why what you do
Speaker 4: is one date they put on an update. I know,
Speaker 4: I'm Android. I turn off my order updates on the
Speaker 4: important apps, and then you wait to see the reviews
Speaker 4: and people are like, oh, it fucked up my phone
Speaker 4: that you don't.
Speaker 3: They fixed it? Iheart's you fall behind in technology and features.
Speaker 2: They're always improving every app, every app, They're always they're
Speaker 2: always making better.
Speaker 3: Hold on no, no.
Speaker 4: Fix on apps, fuck up iHeart didn't. But sometimes bug fixes,
Speaker 4: dog fixes.
Speaker 3: And security security breaches.
Speaker 2: You want to make sure that you always have the
Speaker 2: highest encryption and everything. But in the case of iHeart Radio,
Speaker 2: please take my word on this one.
Speaker 3: If you haven't updated your iHeart Radio app, please update
Speaker 3: it after you listen to this podcast, because it's it's
Speaker 3: got a whole new look and you now can set
Speaker 3: pre presets. Cool. I gave you that, So make Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 3: you're one of your presets.
Speaker 4: Please your first preset. When I first presets, well, they're
Speaker 4: all up in front of you. You got one, you know,
Speaker 4: and they were all little pictures you can.
Speaker 3: Got left to right. Put us the first slot, all right,
Speaker 3: Put us in slot number one. There you go. Slot
Speaker 3: us in there. Yeah, put us in there. Make Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 3: please do that for us.
Speaker 4: You're one of the people that listens to Joe Rogan,
Speaker 4: second most popular tar podcast. Put him in the number
Speaker 4: two slot. We need to beat him in something. He
Speaker 4: beat us in the Comedy Award and we were there.
Speaker 4: We flew out to la He didn't make it to
Speaker 4: the war.
Speaker 3: He's really really good at what he does. He's very compelling,
Speaker 3: and I gotta say he makes some great mushrooms.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm not here to promote his podcast.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, put us first, put him second. We
Speaker 3: don't mind be next to him. Definitely.
Speaker 2: If you listen to the iHeart Radio app, and if
Speaker 2: you don't listen to the ihet Radio app, start listening
Speaker 2: to the iHeart Radio app well, and just put.
Speaker 3: Us in the first slot and then do what you want.
Speaker 3: He'll be nice, be nice, do something for you, hook
Speaker 3: your boys up.
Speaker 2: So yeah, so bro, yeah, okay, iPhone served me those
Speaker 2: memories of the weekend. We went out to La to
Speaker 2: the Forum where we got treated like royalty for the
Speaker 2: week oh January.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of the forum. Where was it? Wherever it was?
Speaker 4: It was the iHeart Theater or something. Oh, yes, now
Speaker 4: they've moved into the Forum. We went to the Forum
Speaker 4: for the Alt concert. That's right, the what is it,
Speaker 4: the iHeart Alt Alter ego.
Speaker 2: So anyway, yeah, anyway, yeah, so we we went out
Speaker 2: to the iHeart Radio Theater. But they didn't treat as well.
Speaker 2: We sat very well. They gave us if we were winning, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they gave us fancy dinner. It was beautiful.
Speaker 3: We walked the red carpet.
Speaker 2: We were sitting at the table with Conan's people. Of
Speaker 2: course Conan didn't show, but no.
Speaker 4: And we well we got to meet what's her face
Speaker 4: from Modern Family now?
Speaker 3: The oldest daughter?
Speaker 4: That one? Yeah, memorable. Yeah, you know, I just joined
Speaker 4: a blank on her name. But I was one of
Speaker 4: my favorite sitcoms of all time.
Speaker 3: Right, So are you are you? Are you going to
Speaker 3: be a soup sucker? A soup sucker? Yeah? I started
Speaker 3: to add on TV like a wheel watcher. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you I don't know if you
Speaker 2: know about this. There Progress Progresso now makes soup suckers.
Speaker 2: You soup you could suck the soup you could suck on. No,
Speaker 2: it's it's a hard candy and it's soup flavored. Oh
Speaker 2: would you eat that? I'd suck on some clam chowder,
Speaker 2: hard hard candy. I don't even know if there's sugar
Speaker 2: in it. I don't think there is, but it's it's
Speaker 2: probably salt.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, probably do like I would. I would suck
Speaker 3: on a corn chowder or something. Or it seems a
Speaker 3: little weird to me. They literally are are candy, A
Speaker 3: little little soup suckers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the soup you could suck on. I think
Speaker 2: it's kind of it's not it's a novel idea. But
Speaker 2: I just saw an ad go buy on TV.
Speaker 3: I'm like, huh. I'm like, what will they think of
Speaker 3: next chicken noodle?
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I don't know if I go
Speaker 4: like out of my way, but I think they'll make
Speaker 4: a lot of money. The first three months of people
Speaker 4: saying I had tried it once try, it's a once
Speaker 4: try thing. Yeah, it's a once try and then you
Speaker 4: know what if you try, like the average person may
Speaker 4: try like two flavors. So if a million people try
Speaker 4: two flavors, that's two million in sales.
Speaker 3: That's something. It's probably for a limited time only. Anyway,
Speaker 3: they're not gonna be here.
Speaker 4: Did you do like Italian wedding? Do you put an
Speaker 4: Italian wedding in your mouth? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? But I could see I'm just trying it. When
Speaker 3: it tastes like salt, is it filled with sodium? I
Speaker 3: don't know. I feel like I need.
Speaker 2: To try them just to say I did. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: sample them. Soup suck Google it not a not a sponsor, Okay,
Speaker 2: that was my question.
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Speaker 2: I just started bringing up because it's very unique, like
Speaker 2: it's always something sweet that you're sucking on, right.
Speaker 4: Well, except when you get your Zeman facials. That's something different.
Speaker 3: That's most suit. I don't know whatever. Anyway, I just
Speaker 3: it's it's a weird vibe. But I'm just saying, like
Speaker 3: it's like, is it giving soup, giving soup? It's giving soup.
Speaker 4: The word vibe, dammit a soup vibes anyway, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: So I was speaking of that language, that lingo. We
Speaker 4: mentioned it on the on the on Slice time a
Speaker 4: few days ago, Yes, we did. We are a couple
Speaker 4: of days away from from TikTok possibly being banned, even
Speaker 4: if it's temporary. Even in fact, there's there's lots of
Speaker 4: false rumors going around about who may buy it. By
Speaker 4: the time you hear this, it may already be gone
Speaker 4: or it may be back.
Speaker 2: It makes still be here. But you know, it's really
Speaker 2: going to affect millions of businesses around the country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot. It's people people who have independent businesses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the businesses that advertise I mean, yeah, listen,
Speaker 4: one hundred and seventy million people have the app on
Speaker 4: their on their phones and I you can google why
Speaker 4: they're doing it. I don't want to get into a
Speaker 4: debate about whether it's right or wrong. I'm saying as
Speaker 4: a user, I will be disappointed right it goes away.
Speaker 2: But I'm just gonna dive over to reels and anyone
Speaker 2: who's trying to go to these other Chinese companies. This
Speaker 2: is going to be a blanket for all all the
Speaker 2: Chinese companies. They're all going to.
Speaker 3: Like Lemonade and all. The Red Red.
Speaker 4: Book is owned by by Dance. It's the same company, right,
Speaker 4: So now other one, what's the one red door, red dope,
Speaker 4: red see the Red Book or Red red Book? So yeah,
Speaker 4: so Red Note, red Book, whatever it is, it's owned
Speaker 4: by a Chinese company.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
Speaker 4: You know, how you sign those agreements like iTunes, you
Speaker 4: have to click on the thing. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 4: agree to follow the Communist Party and the ideals of
Speaker 4: the Chinese government as part of your agreement. No, I'm serious,
Speaker 4: it's a It's and last night I don't I don't
Speaker 4: remember what show it was.
Speaker 3: It may have been The Daily Show. So what's today's date.
Speaker 3: Today's this the sixteenth as we record this. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So on the fifteenth on the Daily Show, they showed
Speaker 4: a montage of people on that red book red door
Speaker 4: appeah Americans saying, I got to tell you, I've seen
Speaker 4: a lot of videos about how wonderful the culture is
Speaker 4: in China, much better than here in America. And it
Speaker 4: hasn't only one Wow, did you see this car? They
Speaker 4: sell us car in China. They won't sell it here.
Speaker 4: It's like eleven thousand dollars, but they won't let And
Speaker 4: it was all like pro like Americans who have seen
Speaker 4: Chinese propaganda on the app, and they were like doing video.
Speaker 4: So I find it interesting. So the Daily Show was
Speaker 4: saying like, oh, I see what they're doing. If you're
Speaker 4: not gonna let us have TikTok because it might be
Speaker 4: a security risk, we're going full security risk.
Speaker 3: Yep, there you go. Oh the lemonade.
Speaker 4: Lemonade is owned by TikTok, so when you log in,
Speaker 4: it sucks up all your followers, so you and all
Speaker 4: the people you're following, so how's your account over the
Speaker 4: problem is it's owned by Bike Dancing.
Speaker 2: If they get rid of one, they can get rid
Speaker 2: of the other. Oh wow, this is just in from
Speaker 2: Associated Press. As we speak about this.
Speaker 3: The AP yeah that what he got.
Speaker 2: Biden will not enforce TikTok ban, officials say, leaving fate
Speaker 2: of app to Trump. The officials said the outgoing administration
Speaker 2: was leaving the implementation of the law and the potential
Speaker 2: enforcement of the band to Trump.
Speaker 3: So he's like he pretty much just like, I'm out
Speaker 3: of it. Let the next administration deal with this.
Speaker 4: Trump spoke a couple of days ago and said, I
Speaker 4: love TikTok and it helped me win the youth vote.
Speaker 4: He loves it, he likes TikTok, he loves the videos,
Speaker 4: he loves it. He's his dances on TikTok right and
Speaker 4: it went viral. So I think he's going to be
Speaker 4: all for He was against it when a year ago,
Speaker 4: but I think now he's going to be okay with it.
Speaker 3: Okay. I think he understands all the job creation going on.
Speaker 2: Well, So based on this, it looks like TikTok is
Speaker 2: will probably survive.
Speaker 4: So it's so much a do about nothing. Here's what
Speaker 4: I would say. I think President elect Trump will be
Speaker 4: inaugurated on Monday, and I think he will use it
Speaker 4: because you know, he loves he loves the media headlines
Speaker 4: and he's great at it. I think he's going to
Speaker 4: use the day of the twentieth while all the cameras
Speaker 4: are on him post inauguration, to make an announcement about TikTok.
Speaker 4: I think I think there's a good chance it'll be okay.
Speaker 4: I hope it'll be okay. I think it's a great app.
Speaker 4: I think we would be listen.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people could give a fuck,
Speaker 3: and like, I don't use TikTok. Who cares.
Speaker 4: One hundred and seventy million out of three hundred and
Speaker 4: thirty Americans have it, So.
Speaker 3: That is correct.
Speaker 2: A lot of people, a lot of people care about
Speaker 2: it and some and some people's live entire livelihoods. I
Speaker 2: would like to see it stay personally, so hopefully, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, am I active on it as I could be?
Speaker 3: No, I'm much more active on Instagram. So in fact,
Speaker 3: that's where I thrive. You know, oh you thrive there. Well,
Speaker 3: I got a lot.
Speaker 4: I get a lot of content for this podcast on TikTok. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I was watching TikTok last night. I'm doing the
Speaker 4: you know, the scrolling and I'm thinking to myself, well,
Speaker 4: this this isn't replicable, replicatable, This isn't replicatable.
Speaker 3: This functionality is not replicatable.
Speaker 4: I mean, reels is like the best thing about reels
Speaker 4: is when they when people post TikTok videos on reels, Right,
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, I missed it on TikTok, so so,
Speaker 4: and then the chances are I would I missed it
Speaker 4: on TikTok as well, and I'm seeing it on reel
Speaker 4: so whatever. So yeah, so, which I think we should
Speaker 4: start doing if TikTok is saved. Here's what I'm going
Speaker 4: to do on the Brooklyn Boys account. I'm going to
Speaker 4: start putting up our podcast episodes, highlights of our podcast
Speaker 4: episodes with a graphic our logo, and I bet you
Speaker 4: will get discovered by people who have never heard.
Speaker 3: Of us before.
Speaker 4: How about that. You're going to do that, Brodie, I'm
Speaker 4: going to do that, all right. I'm gonna hold your
Speaker 4: feet to the fire on this one.
Speaker 3: We'll see. Well, it doesn't take long. I can added that.
Speaker 3: That's not a problem. Okay, we're scary and Rode, it's not.
Speaker 4: It's not that big a deal. What I was talking
Speaker 4: about before the break, get it up on TikTok. All right, listen,
Speaker 4: we have one video in the Brookly Boys account. One
Speaker 4: one video. I don't even know what video it is.
Speaker 3: It's the video when he interviewed that guy from that movie, Oh,
Speaker 3: that one, the guy from the movie Perfect.
Speaker 4: He was in that movie where he get people up.
Speaker 4: I was sometimes go ahead, scary, no.
Speaker 3: No, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I was gonna talk about SNL for a second. Oh,
Speaker 2: the big fiftieth fiftieth anniversary. Yep, And they're doing a
Speaker 2: four is it tonight? No, tomorrow night, there's a four
Speaker 2: part of SNLS. I guess by the time you hear this,
Speaker 2: it's gonna be too late. Well either way, but I
Speaker 2: mean it'll be available. I was going to ask you,
Speaker 2: in think of fifty seasons worth, what was the greatest
Speaker 2: era of SNL. And I actually thought long and hard
Speaker 2: about it, and I'm gonna go with nineteen eighty six
Speaker 2: to nineteen ninety five. That's a big era, Dude's well,
Speaker 2: because if you think all the stars were firing on
Speaker 2: all the cylinders, all their cylinder, I mean, there was
Speaker 2: so many great people who came to that cast in
Speaker 2: those years. You know, the Dana Carvey's and the Mike Myers,
Speaker 2: all those amazing characters were created, like Hans and Franz
Speaker 2: and the church Lady. I don't know if you all
Speaker 2: remember these people, but like they were just off. And
Speaker 2: then Norm McDonald and you know Colin Quinn, you know,
Speaker 2: as far as you know doing the news. I don't
Speaker 2: know from for me, and then oh, Dennis Leary, but
Speaker 2: I feel that they had all the all the catchphrases going,
Speaker 2: they had all they were they were doing so much
Speaker 2: it was just funny. A lot of the sketches had
Speaker 2: no point to them, They're no ending. Some of them
Speaker 2: droned on and on, but they were a mile a
Speaker 2: minute laughter and they didn't care who they offended. I mean,
Speaker 2: there was how many hysterical like you know. And and
Speaker 2: I'm saying this because I subscribed to Peacock and I
Speaker 2: figure I need to get my money's worth. So I
Speaker 2: find myself watching SNL seasons and I'm like, those late
Speaker 2: eighties early nineties SNL for me was the best.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think they're pretty good right now.
Speaker 4: I guess eighty five to eighty six was the worst
Speaker 4: season of all time, right But right after that, Khuzach
Speaker 4: and Robert Downey Junior and Anthony Michael Hall. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: eighty four was good. So eighty six was Dana Carvey,
Speaker 4: nor Don phil Harmon, Jan Hooks. That's why I sity
Speaker 4: six and as John Lovett, that's eighty six. John Lovett's
Speaker 4: Dennis Miller. That's your eighty six.
Speaker 3: But you can't. I don't think you get then.
Speaker 2: You got later on, you got that in that in
Speaker 2: that era, you got Chris Rock later on, Adam Sandler,
Speaker 2: Chris Farley, all those people came along. It's it's definitely
Speaker 2: that whole They had a whole run, all the late
Speaker 2: eighties into the early nineties.
Speaker 4: They had those hilarious sketches. I'm just saying, that's my
Speaker 4: that's when I feel like they were the best. But
Speaker 4: I wanted your right Europe. I think that's good. I
Speaker 4: think that's good. I'm gonna go, boy, that's tough.
Speaker 2: Looking like nineteen ninety two, for instance, they still had
Speaker 2: a great cast.
Speaker 3: But oh ninety will Will Will Ferrell came in. Will
Speaker 3: Ferrell was in there in the night. Early nineties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know, Chris Farley in the late nineties,
Speaker 4: or David Spade, Adam Sandler, Jimmy Fallon. All right, here's
Speaker 4: what I'm gonna say. And you know me, I'm old
Speaker 4: school and I'm classic, and you know I'm a comedy writer.
Speaker 3: I tend to lean.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say that seventy five to seventy nine is
Speaker 4: the greatest cast, and then everybody else's second. That's why
Speaker 4: I brought this up, because I knew you you're talking
Speaker 4: about the people that broke the ground, who started the show.
Speaker 3: Jim Belushi.
Speaker 4: There's no Chris Fawley without John about John Belushi, there's
Speaker 4: no Chris fall Kilda Radna, and Dan Acker. These are
Speaker 4: people that want on to make some of the biggest movies.
Speaker 4: Joy Chase did one year and he became a legend.
Speaker 4: Now he's a Putts, but I mean, you know he
Speaker 4: used it as a springboard. The writing staff seventy five
Speaker 4: to seventy nine, the original not ready for primetime players.
Speaker 3: You can't compare.
Speaker 4: You can't see the reason why I said they take
Speaker 4: them out of the equation. I'm a big fan of
Speaker 4: the nineteen eighty to eighty three cast, which people think sucked.
Speaker 3: Ede right, Joe Pisco, Eddie Murphy. I might can name
Speaker 3: the rest of the cast. Those are the dark years.
Speaker 3: Those are the years that they didn't really do much
Speaker 3: except for You're what. Godfried was part of that cast
Speaker 3: at one point.
Speaker 2: I know, but literally Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopal carried
Speaker 2: the show during those years. Well, here's why I think,
Speaker 2: see people get just because they came first the people
Speaker 2: in the seventies doesn't mean they were the best because
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 3: Tell you, sorry, John Listen doing it. I get it.
Speaker 3: They were trailblazers and they deserve credit for that. They're
Speaker 3: the ogs.
Speaker 2: The problem is when you watch those sketches, it's like
Speaker 2: they were fuck.
Speaker 3: They were on freaking drugs. Didn't make any sense. They
Speaker 3: were not funny, wrong drug. Give it the sketches. The
Speaker 3: writing on the cone heads, give me, give me this,
Speaker 3: give me this, Missus Lubner. The writing. The writing was better.
Speaker 2: The writing was better in the period I mentioned, the
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty six to the nineties, early nineties.
Speaker 3: And they had a problem. The writing was wrong in
Speaker 3: the seventies.
Speaker 4: They might Looking at the cast from ninety nine to
Speaker 4: two thousand, Foull, Jimmy Fallon, Will Farrell and a guest
Speaker 4: star Daryl Hammon, Chris Cattan. I didn't never like Chris Cattan,
Speaker 4: Tim Meadows, Tracy Morgan, Chris Parnell, one of my all
Speaker 4: time favorites. He got fired and rehired Sherry o' terry,
Speaker 4: Colin Quinn, my Boy, Horatio Sans Molly Shannon. Now that's
Speaker 4: a great cast. Great featured members in that cast. Who
Speaker 4: were the featured part timers, Rachel Dratchmaya, Rudolph Right, you
Speaker 4: know that it's pretty good featured kid. So, but there
Speaker 4: are some people in the in the early two thousands,
Speaker 4: let me, let's just look real quick.
Speaker 3: Oh you're gonna and Seth Meyers. You're gonna say yes, of.
Speaker 4: Course, whenever you're at a certain age, that's your favorite
Speaker 4: SNL cast. How many people look at today's cast they go, oh,
Speaker 4: it's not funny anymore.
Speaker 3: It hasn't been funny since blank year.
Speaker 4: Every generation we've talked about this, finds their spot when
Speaker 4: they were a certain age, when they found their favorite music,
Speaker 4: that's their favorite.
Speaker 2: Well, we talked about that on this podcast. In fact,
Speaker 2: we've don't we agree that. See at least for me,
Speaker 2: I think, you know, the nineties, the nineties and early
Speaker 2: two thousands, for me, the nineties were the golden years.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you create you, if you talk
Speaker 2: about ninety nineteen ninety six was an amazing year in music.
Speaker 3: Look at what came Look at the albums that came
Speaker 3: out that year.
Speaker 4: Not compared to nineteen ninety ninety ninety one, when when
Speaker 4: Nirvana and Pearl Jam released albums.
Speaker 3: Eighty seven was a huge out year albums.
Speaker 2: So you're trying to say that we just remember it,
Speaker 2: we're biased because we remember we were in our prime
Speaker 2: at that or we were like consuming a lot of
Speaker 2: media at that point in like high school years.
Speaker 4: Slices listen. It's rare that that. It's different than what
Speaker 4: I'm about to say. But seventeen to twenty two roughly
Speaker 4: is when you pick your lifetime favorite music. Yeah, favorite movie,
Speaker 4: favorite comedy, favorite style of clothing, favorite way that women
Speaker 4: wore their hair, whatever. When you were becoming a person
Speaker 4: and the music spoke to you, whether it was you
Speaker 4: were rebel, you were listening to metal, or you know,
Speaker 4: you went to dance clubs when you were nineteen, you
Speaker 4: were in college, that's the music that sticks with you
Speaker 4: for most of your life. I wonder why I still
Speaker 4: like nineties music. The most because that's how I know how.
Speaker 4: It's the Music's the music that shaped you.
Speaker 3: I get it. You you grew up on Nicki Minaje.
Speaker 3: Exactly how did you? I was going to say that, Well,
Speaker 3: it's look, I love SNL.
Speaker 4: This is just a couple of seas And for me,
Speaker 4: the eighty five eighty six season was tracked.
Speaker 2: There's no way you could tell me someone who's from
Speaker 2: seventeen to twenty two in these last five years, are
Speaker 2: gonna tell me that that castle, that their cast, that
Speaker 2: cast is good, is better than those dead nineties cast
Speaker 2: of the people that we mentioned.
Speaker 4: Of course they are because to them those are old people.
Speaker 4: That humor wasn't funny. They were making fun of uh,
Speaker 4: you know, George Bush back then or Clinton.
Speaker 2: So that's why you love the seventy five to seventy
Speaker 2: nine crew, because that's your age group.
Speaker 4: No, dude, I was a kid. I was a I
Speaker 4: watched it on reruns. I mean I used to stay
Speaker 4: up late when I was a little kid watching SNL.
Speaker 4: But that wasn't my that wasn't my uh my time,
Speaker 4: not even close.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So anyway, all right, I know it up.
Speaker 4: Also thousands with Tina Fey, I mean it's superstars, but
Speaker 4: people will watching now who like it now would say
Speaker 4: that Michael Chang, Colin Joe, Colin Jos the greatest Weekend
Speaker 4: Update hosts of all time did the longest running would
Speaker 4: I say, to the best? I don't know about that, right,
Speaker 4: but I love them. I look forward to every episode.
Speaker 4: That's why I watched the show this Weekend Updates.
Speaker 3: I bring it.
Speaker 2: I bring it up because SNL is celebrating its fiftieth
Speaker 2: uh this year, and a lot of celebrity is going
Speaker 2: to be at the one that show, that live primetime
Speaker 2: special in February three hours, six seventh, February sixteenth, from
Speaker 2: eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: I believe it's gonna be three hours.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be your end. When did your ear end?
Speaker 4: You said what ninety five or something? I said ninety four?
Speaker 4: I said ninety five, ninety four.
Speaker 2: I did an end, dude, I say ninety three, ninety three,
Speaker 2: eighty six to ninety three is what I'm going to say.
Speaker 3: I think I said ninety six, eighty six to ninety three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, Because I'm looking at the cast from
Speaker 4: two thousand and six, Fred Ormison, Bill Hayter, Will Forte
Speaker 4: Darryl Hammond, Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, Maya, Rudolf, Andy Samberg,
Speaker 4: Jason Sadakis, Keenan Thompson, and Kristen Wigg.
Speaker 3: That's that's an all star cast. It is. There's not
Speaker 3: a week spot in there.
Speaker 4: Every one of them has gone on to successful TV
Speaker 4: shows and movies. Fred Ormisen did a Portland Pale Portlandia
Speaker 4: Bill Hater Barry will.
Speaker 3: Forte that was the Last Man on Earth or something.
Speaker 3: Why are you trying to have to Why do you
Speaker 3: have to prove me? I'm not proving you wrong.
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is SNL is except if there's fifty seasons,
Speaker 4: I would say forty eight of them have been pretty
Speaker 4: damn good, right, Okay, eighty five it is just a
Speaker 4: brutal season.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Tim of Downey Junior as a kid was on that show. Terrible,
Speaker 4: Joe Kuzak, terrible, Randy Quaid.
Speaker 2: I really hope the slices into SNL because we're just
Speaker 2: banking on that right now that we're.
Speaker 3: We're arguing, so people like you, we're.
Speaker 2: Talking about something that may or may not listen. We
Speaker 2: might have gotten the skip thirty skip skip skipski skip
Speaker 2: skip skip skip skip skip all right, No.
Speaker 3: Don't do that. Slices if you skip them through the segment,
Speaker 3: let us know on the talk back. No, don't let
Speaker 3: us know. Oh we always have positive feedback only No,
Speaker 3: we certainly do not have. I'll count tell you what slices,
Speaker 3: tell us, tell us what you think about SNL and
Speaker 3: what the best season was.
Speaker 4: All right, and then we can tell you how hold
Speaker 4: you all, because that's how it works usually.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll be right back, all right, the Brooklyn
Speaker 3: Boys Podcast. We will be right back.
Speaker 4: You know the song by John Cougar Mellencamp, who was
Speaker 4: John Cougar then became John Cougar Mellencamp, then he became
Speaker 4: John Mellencamp.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was born in a small town. And yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought the Londa law one, Oh that one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Oh that was the Bobby Fuller four that did that song. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but did he do it? He might have covered it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know his version. When I think John Cougar Mellencamp,
Speaker 2: I think of R O c K in the USA,
Speaker 2: the Crickets R O c K in the USA. That's
Speaker 2: Holly did it?
Speaker 3: I thought, Uh, John Cougar Mellencamp did it. He might have.
Speaker 3: But what I and I think of John Cougar, I
Speaker 3: think of LIU did about Jack Dan Bird? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Who you write your own version? A little ditty about
Speaker 3: jerking the bird? No, of a jerk and the bird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the masturbation song I did a parody of many many
Speaker 3: years ago. You know what, It's perfect because it mentions Diddy,
Speaker 3: so it's reletive. Hey, now, a little A little ditty
Speaker 3: thought I thought. I thought he's saying that song as well.
Speaker 3: I did a cover version of it.
Speaker 4: Anyway, let me tell you a couple of times people
Speaker 4: tried to get me and I got him. Okay, what
Speaker 4: happened when when we sold our house, we had to
Speaker 4: put some stuff in storage because it didn't all fit
Speaker 4: in the townhouse.
Speaker 3: So I got a deal.
Speaker 4: It's not a very big storage unit's like ten by
Speaker 4: twelve something like that, seventy nine dollars. It was a
Speaker 4: online special if you booked it online through the app.
Speaker 4: Seventy nine dollars. I'm like, all right, well that's reasonable,
Speaker 4: and then you know, I'll sell stuff on Facebook will
Speaker 4: make room. But initially when we moved, when we sold
Speaker 4: the house, I couldn't fit it all in the townhouse,
Speaker 4: a lot of my stuff.
Speaker 3: We're going to tell you seventy nine dollars.
Speaker 4: So after two months, four months, four months, I get
Speaker 4: an email that says, just want to let you know
Speaker 4: your promotional price is no longer a valid check your contract.
Speaker 4: We reserve the right to raise the price at any
Speaker 4: time without notice. You're now going to be paying one
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty eight dollars. What one hundred and fifty
Speaker 4: eight I'm paying seventy nine. That's double, that's exactly double.
Speaker 4: I have a screenshot of when I signed up. It
Speaker 4: didn't say temporary price. It didn't say we're going to
Speaker 4: double your price in two months. He said, that's the
Speaker 4: price if you book online. So I called up and
Speaker 4: I talked to the guy. And by the way, the
Speaker 4: guy doesn't owned the place, he's just the manager there.
Speaker 4: And he says, yeah, it's none I could do. Man,
Speaker 4: that's that's the policy. Read your paperwork. He says, if
Speaker 4: you had paid for the year in advance, you could
Speaker 4: have locked in the price. But you've been paying monthly.
Speaker 4: I said, wait, does it say that. It doesn't say
Speaker 4: that on the website. When I booked it. No, but
Speaker 4: it's it's in the paperwork we sent you after you signed.
Speaker 4: I said, no, wait a second, I agreed to terms
Speaker 4: at seventy nine dollars. The fact that the paperwork you
Speaker 4: sent me after I signed the agreement, the agreement doesn't
Speaker 4: say that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the paperwork does. We alerted you. No, no,
Speaker 3: I'm not paying the one fifty eight. Nothing I can
Speaker 3: do the thing.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm going to get all my stuff out
Speaker 4: of there, yeah, or you're going to honor it because
Speaker 4: the place up the block is eighty six dollars. It's
Speaker 4: seven dollars more, but I'll go pay it. He says,
Speaker 4: nothing I can do. I said, who's your boss? So
Speaker 4: I said, have your boss called me? It's all right
Speaker 4: because I so. Then I called back and I found
Speaker 4: out that the place is thirty five percent occupy empty.
Speaker 4: So I spoke to the boss. I said, dude, you
Speaker 4: placed this thirty five percent empty. You want to make
Speaker 4: it thirty six percent.
Speaker 3: Empty's what do you mean?
Speaker 4: I said, You're not gonna honor my my seventy nine dollars.
Speaker 4: That's bullshit. You need to double my rate. Well, had
Speaker 4: you paid I go? Did you tell me at any
Speaker 4: point that if I paid for the year at all,
Speaker 4: did you mention it? Now you're gonna double it after
Speaker 4: four months? The fuck addy?
Speaker 3: I'm oh, I'm out. He says.
Speaker 4: I can't honor the eighty six because I said, I go,
Speaker 4: I can go, get eighty six up the block. I
Speaker 4: can't hoo the eighty six. I go, what's the best
Speaker 4: you can do for me? He said I could do
Speaker 4: one thirty. I said one thirty. How's that doing me
Speaker 4: a favor? I'm paying seventy nine dollars. I can go
Speaker 4: for eighty six. My god, I'll rent a van for
Speaker 4: fifty bucks and drive this shit over there. He goes, ah,
Speaker 4: let me let me call you back. Let me call
Speaker 4: you back. It calls me back. He says, I can
Speaker 4: I can do well. I can do one twelve. I said,
Speaker 4: I'm not doing one twelve. I'm paying seventy nine dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how do you get so close to the
Speaker 3: that price? How do you? I mean, did you get
Speaker 3: it for seventy nine? No?
Speaker 4: So finally I argue what I'm back and forth and
Speaker 4: I told me, you know whatever, And I said, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna social media and blast you how low? He goes
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Now, you threatened him, he says, yeah,
Speaker 4: he says, I'll tell you what. I'll save you from
Speaker 4: having a movie stuff. The best I can do is ninety.
Speaker 4: But that's my bottom. I can't go lower in ninety.
Speaker 4: So for ten dos saw, I was like, see, you
Speaker 4: want me to pay eleven dollars a month. So I
Speaker 4: figured it out. If I have to rent the van
Speaker 4: for fifty and then schlip it all over there, I said,
Speaker 4: So you know what I have.
Speaker 3: So I basically have like eight months to get out
Speaker 3: of there. So I got But the point is, like,
Speaker 3: I'm done in ninety he started at one fifty eight. Scary. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, Well, listen, they're making up prices. They're making
Speaker 3: up prices.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, a lot of businesses do that.
Speaker 2: You haven't, I mean especially you got to you gotta
Speaker 2: think about I mean just I mean very simple as
Speaker 2: as hanging out of New York City in the middle
Speaker 2: and getting a hot dog right and eat the dirty water.
Speaker 2: Do dollars well, it depends on depends on the time
Speaker 2: of the year and who's walking by and who's buying it.
Speaker 2: They never those places, those little hot dog stands the
Speaker 2: little with the blue and yellow sibretta umbrella. They don't
Speaker 2: have menus, menu boards posted, there's no prices.
Speaker 3: There's no prices. So if you go up there and
Speaker 3: how much.
Speaker 4: For with an accent, like you know, they're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: that's fifteen dollars American.
Speaker 2: They absolutely will if they see you walking by and
Speaker 2: you're a tourist, yeah, they're gonna they're gonna.
Speaker 3: Have y'all knowing how much is your hot dog over that,
Speaker 3: mister New York.
Speaker 2: Oh, forget it, you're paying thirty right, exactly. That's my point.
Speaker 2: They just make stuff up out of the air. You know,
Speaker 2: it's not there's no science to that. There's no math
Speaker 2: to it. Whereas when you're you know you, let's say
Speaker 2: you want a restaurant, and you know a liquor costs
Speaker 2: you a certain amount of money, right, and so you
Speaker 2: know you want to do the math to see how
Speaker 2: much it's gonna take to get you an x amount
Speaker 2: of profit. So everything has measured costs.
Speaker 4: So you and your prices are usually posted and you
Speaker 4: you are held right.
Speaker 3: But not the copto car.
Speaker 2: You know what, the hot dog cart's a great example
Speaker 2: of it's whatever it is at that moment. Hey, it's
Speaker 2: the end of the day and you and they got
Speaker 2: the pretzel guy is there and he wants to move
Speaker 2: the fucking rest of the pretzels and they're getting stale.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, that pretzel is like a dollar fifty, right,
Speaker 2: because he.
Speaker 3: Doesn't want to He doesn't want to end the day
Speaker 3: with any product he wants to get rid of.
Speaker 4: I tell did I tell the story on this podcast
Speaker 4: about my mom and why I don't. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 4: go to the hot dog stands anymore.
Speaker 3: Doesn't ring a bell?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean I thought I did. I told him
Speaker 4: on somebody. I told her to somebody recently. I wanted
Speaker 4: a hot dog on the street walking in the city.
Speaker 4: My mom and I said, hey, mon, can I get
Speaker 4: a hot dog from the from the guy?
Speaker 3: She said, David, I'm gonna ask you a question. When
Speaker 3: the hot.
Speaker 4: Dog guy goes to the bathroom, when does he wash
Speaker 4: his hands? So I've never had a hot dog from
Speaker 4: the guy in the car? Yes, because I couldn't answer
Speaker 4: that question. I don't know, because it might mighty peede
Speaker 4: in the alleyway, right. I know he may go into Starbucks.
Speaker 2: But oh, can we talk about Starbucks and he what
Speaker 2: we washed his hands in the dirty water.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can talk about Starbucks. They didn't feel about that.
Speaker 3: They're implemented law a rule. They they actually right, they
Speaker 3: went back to pre twenty eighteen law.
Speaker 2: Right because it's they had a whole come to Jesus
Speaker 2: where they closed all of Starbucks for a day for
Speaker 2: like training, sensitivity training for their whole staff.
Speaker 3: That in twenty eighteen, remember that there was a day
Speaker 3: we were talking about the same thing. I'm talking about bathrooms.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about you can't loiter and you can't sit
Speaker 2: there and buy anything. Oh yeah, well no, well this
Speaker 2: is a new This just was a headline as to
Speaker 2: the bathroom law.
Speaker 4: As of this week, you have to buy something if
Speaker 4: you want to use the bathroom.
Speaker 3: And I was saying, you have to as of this week.
Speaker 2: You and you have to buy something to sit down,
Speaker 2: use their internet or hang out at all or law
Speaker 2: or occupy a table. Yeah, no matter whereas in the
Speaker 2: past someone got an employee got in trouble for telling
Speaker 2: somebody to leave, and Starbucks sided with the non patron
Speaker 2: who was using their ship, just using their furniture for all.
Speaker 3: That fall out the window. Now it's a new sheriff
Speaker 3: and the new generation.
Speaker 4: So Facebook is in fact checking and and Starbucks has
Speaker 4: no tolerance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, guess what I agree with this new law. Fuck them,
Speaker 3: you cannot.
Speaker 2: I've always been against people who just come in and
Speaker 2: just make your set up shop and use free internet
Speaker 2: and hang out and make a coffee shop your office
Speaker 2: when I'm a paying compass customer and I want I
Speaker 2: don't think I want to sit someplace to eat my
Speaker 2: lemon pound cake for ten minutes.
Speaker 4: And I don't think some part time employees should have
Speaker 4: to clean the bathroom because you But here's the thing.
Speaker 4: We've all been in that moment where you need a bathroom,
Speaker 4: right And in my mind, I've I've I've shopped at Starbucks.
Speaker 4: I've purchased at Starbucks. Let's say I don't know three
Speaker 4: hundred times in the past couple of years. Let's say
Speaker 4: one hundred times. Let's sae hundred times. Over the hundred
Speaker 4: times I've never used the bathroom. I feel like they
Speaker 4: owe me a bathroom rock, So I feel justified. But
Speaker 4: here's what I did that reminds me so slices. What
Speaker 4: scams have you done to use a public bathroom?
Speaker 3: First?
Speaker 4: Of all, if you're in Manhattan or any big city,
Speaker 4: let me tell you the best thing to do.
Speaker 3: I was about to say the same thing. Fancy hotels.
Speaker 4: That's right, boom, you go into that because because there's
Speaker 4: so many people going in and out, they have like
Speaker 4: seven entrances to the lobby. You took, walk in, just
Speaker 4: walk like it's like you're a guest there you took
Speaker 4: and they have the nicest bathrooms the words.
Speaker 3: Right out of my mouth.
Speaker 2: Or any hotel, any hotel in Times Square, just fucking
Speaker 2: walks through.
Speaker 4: No, some of them you have to take an elevator
Speaker 4: up the lobby either uptown.
Speaker 3: Most of them.
Speaker 2: Most of them have ground floor lobbies. As Brody was saying,
Speaker 2: with several entrances, just walk through.
Speaker 4: It's a bit of the hotels, some of the hotels
Speaker 4: of Manhattan or like from the nineteen forties, and they're
Speaker 4: beautiful androoms are like it's luxurious.
Speaker 2: I don't need luxury. If I got to go, it's
Speaker 2: like I just need a bathroom. But yeah, don't go
Speaker 2: into the places you're going to be seen, like like,
Speaker 2: don't go into a place like where there's like a
Speaker 2: Starbucks or McDonald's because there's probably a code to the
Speaker 2: bathroom or some kind of a key situation, because they
Speaker 2: locked those up.
Speaker 4: At my dentist's office, they lock the bathrooms that are
Speaker 4: in the hallway, so they're like the bathrooms are forevery like.
Speaker 4: All the offices have communal bathrooms, like in the hallway.
Speaker 4: I mean there's doors, but everyone shares the bathroom in
Speaker 4: that on that floor. Yep, they've got to push code.
Speaker 4: You got to push a four digit code to get
Speaker 4: in the bathroom. There's a label with the number on
Speaker 4: the code. It tells you like nineteen sixty whatever it was,
Speaker 4: and you you just go in. So I think they
Speaker 4: must have put the locks on and the people were pissed,
Speaker 4: so they put the number on there rather than take
Speaker 4: the locks off. They said, I did something scary the
Speaker 4: last time I was at your place. Now you live
Speaker 4: in Jersey City. You've talked about that. Now, there's an
Speaker 4: area in Jersey City called Little India. Right, It's like Chinatown,
Speaker 4: but it's India Town, right, It's like Little India.
Speaker 3: All Indian food, Yes, all Indian food.
Speaker 4: So I'm about two blocks away from Little India's scary.
Speaker 3: I had something going on inside of me.
Speaker 4: I thought something was like gonna burst out like in
Speaker 4: the movie Alien where the creature comes out of the
Speaker 4: guy's stomach.
Speaker 3: It was bad India. No, No, it was bad. And
Speaker 3: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what I was going to do. I knew,
Speaker 4: I knew what I was gonna do if I didn't
Speaker 4: do something, and it's gonna be do you're going to
Speaker 4: do something? Turn onto the street. Turn onto the street
Speaker 4: in Little India And at the end of the block.
Speaker 4: Now Little India is like three blocks long, and there's
Speaker 4: double park cars, people crossing in the street. It's it's
Speaker 4: a really hectic street where it's you don't even feel
Speaker 4: like you're in New Jersey.
Speaker 3: It's just like mayhem of just.
Speaker 4: People crossing, people crossing, people crossing. Everyone's on motorized bikes.
Speaker 3: It's just mayhem. There's a white Castle at the end
Speaker 3: of the block. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: So I said to myselfself, if you can just make
Speaker 4: it to white Castle, go inside, use the bathroom, and
Speaker 4: then get a couple of burgers while you're there, why
Speaker 4: not replenished the system. I get a third of the
Speaker 4: way into the block. There's double parking, there's people looking
Speaker 4: for parking. I can't move and I'm my leg is shaking. Scary,
Speaker 4: So somebody pulls out of a spot. I pull into
Speaker 4: the spot.
Speaker 3: This is the worst feeling the world, the.
Speaker 4: Worst feeling scary. I'm dying. I can't walk to White Castle.
Speaker 4: It's a block and a half away. I look across
Speaker 4: the street. There's now all the restaurants, all the all
Speaker 4: the stores are very narrow. It's like a door and
Speaker 4: a small window. They're all lined up. Store right ahead
Speaker 4: of me is the only what I'm gonna make. I
Speaker 4: go right across to the Indian restaurant.
Speaker 3: I walk in. I see the bathroom is.
Speaker 4: Like forty feet in the back. It's a long, narrow restaurant.
Speaker 4: And I see the bathroom, but it says on the
Speaker 4: door bathroom for customers only. Of course, So I go
Speaker 4: to the counter. Yep, when I first walk in, and
Speaker 4: I say, uh hi, uh no right, yeah, no, I
Speaker 4: s can I see a menu? And I said, how
Speaker 4: much for the chicken lollipops? How long will that take?
Speaker 4: Here's twenty minutes? I said, I you know what, let
Speaker 4: me just text my wife see what she wants, and
Speaker 4: I'm going to order the chicken lollipops and something else.
Speaker 3: Let me see what she wants. Hold on, you know what.
Speaker 4: In the meantime, while I'm waiting in front of text
Speaker 4: me back, I'm gonna use your bathroom. He goes, oh yeah,
Speaker 4: he goes, I said, can I take your menu with
Speaker 4: me in case she texts me back while I'm in
Speaker 4: the in the bathroom, he goes, yeah, take the menu
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 3: Great. So I go, disgusting, you're gonna take a menu
Speaker 3: into the bathroom that.
Speaker 4: It was a one sheet, laminated menu. It wasn't a
Speaker 4: fancy place. So I go in the bathroom with the.
Speaker 3: Menu and menu into the bathroom. You. I go in there,
Speaker 3: I destroy the place. I destroy the place.
Speaker 4: So I come back out and the guy says, you're
Speaker 4: ready to order. I said, let me just uh uh
Speaker 4: call my wife because she hasn't texted me back, and
Speaker 4: I'm not getting any reception in here.
Speaker 3: I'll be right back and I right out. You're an asshole.
Speaker 3: You are an asshole, and that means chicken lollipops. I
Speaker 3: had to go Yeah, you ordered the dumplings instead. I
Speaker 3: took a dumpling. Exactly. You are real. You're a real
Speaker 3: If you felt so bad. Then why'd you run out
Speaker 3: without ordering anything? This is where you and I differ. Okay, slices,
Speaker 3: this is exactly hold on before me the ahead, Let
Speaker 3: me finish.
Speaker 4: He said, it's twenty minutes. They make it fresh. I
Speaker 4: didn't have twenty minutes to wait. I had to get home,
Speaker 4: ordered something else.
Speaker 3: They didn't. I said, what can you make me in
Speaker 3: five minutes? Nothing? Everything's fresh? I asked. There was nothing
Speaker 3: I could get quickly? Nothing? You you just you just
Speaker 3: lost their trust. I felt terrible. Next time I'm in
Speaker 3: your area, I will absolutely go there and buy something. Absolutely. Listen.
Speaker 2: My wife just got back. My wife just got back
Speaker 2: to me. I'm back from last week. That's a dick move.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I didn't make a mess. I was clean. I sprayed, No, No,
Speaker 3: it has nothing to do with that. What I would
Speaker 3: I would option. I couldn't even wait to place the order.
Speaker 3: I didn't have no no how to get to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Your business, fuck up the bathroom. Come out of the bathroom,
Speaker 3: and then you pay. You pay the price.
Speaker 2: It's time for you to order something and sit and
Speaker 2: wait and wait for it.
Speaker 3: No, because to me, I would have to follow through.
Speaker 4: I have the name and phone number of the place,
Speaker 4: and I will be ordering from there next time I'm
Speaker 4: coming coming to your place. They will absolutely get a
Speaker 4: sale out of it. I just couldn't you do with
Speaker 4: them stone cold lied to them. No, Initially I had
Speaker 4: every intention of buying the chicken lollipops.
Speaker 2: I understand that, but you you, you used a lie
Speaker 2: to get out of it.
Speaker 3: And then no, there was a lot to get in
Speaker 3: the bathroom fast. I couldn't wait. Scary sometimes you can't.
Speaker 2: Well, the secondary lie was when you came out of
Speaker 2: the bathroom and you said, oh, wait, hold on, I gotta,
Speaker 2: I gotta, I'm not getting reception in here.
Speaker 3: I gotta talk to my wife, and then you leave.
Speaker 3: That's because I couldn't wait twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: If he said, because you know, some places have a
Speaker 4: steam table, they'd go like, oh, five minutes.
Speaker 3: He'sa like, we're gonna make it fresh. Twenty minutes. But
Speaker 3: I will go back and get some fresh chicken lollipops.
Speaker 2: You read lollypop chicken. You really screwed them over. I
Speaker 2: feel bad for them, all right, Okay, you don't.
Speaker 4: Feel you don't feel bad for the Starbucks people. You're like, fuck, them.
Speaker 2: The people I'm talking about, the people that occupy the tables.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, fuck those for exactly. Those are free laders.
Speaker 3: Do you know.
Speaker 2: If you've got to go to the listen, you gotta
Speaker 2: go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3: I think any every place should open their bathroom for you.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that, well, can I tell you?
Speaker 4: I'm sure in three hundred and twenty one episodes. I've
Speaker 4: mentioned this before, but when I was a manager at
Speaker 4: Starbucks before he became the area trainer for Starbucks, they
Speaker 4: used to have a thing because I was part of
Speaker 4: the team that opened up new stores on Long Island
Speaker 4: and New York.
Speaker 3: So we used to order chairs. They called them fifteen
Speaker 3: minute chairs. Oh they were so uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: They were so uncomfortable that after fifteen minutes you want
Speaker 4: to leave. They deliberately put uncomfortable chairs in the stores,
Speaker 4: of course, so you wouldn't sit there all day.
Speaker 3: It's a tactic. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Then they were like, no, if we put nicer chairs,
Speaker 4: people will sit there and buy more drinks.
Speaker 3: No they won't, but that was the theory. So they
Speaker 3: put nicer chairs in. What do they do? They sat there,
Speaker 3: They relaxed.
Speaker 4: Right, And then then the internet and Wi Fi and
Speaker 4: laptops all came about, and then they're like, fuck it,
Speaker 4: we got fifteen minute.
Speaker 3: Chairs are back in.
Speaker 4: You can't put on you can't put comfortable chairs in Starbucks. No,
Speaker 4: you don't want people sitting there all day. Exactly where's
Speaker 4: your office? Starbucks?
Speaker 3: No Panera?
Speaker 4: You know, people said they get a booth of Panara,
Speaker 4: they lay out their papers and they just sit there
Speaker 4: all day.
Speaker 3: I've seen it before. Yeah, the spe I mean, it's
Speaker 3: a great idea. If you look.
Speaker 4: If you're out of town on business, I get you
Speaker 4: might want to go and I okay, but if you're
Speaker 4: there every day, that's your office.
Speaker 3: Come on now, come on now.
Speaker 4: If you're a prostitute and you want to make Panari
Speaker 4: your office, I'm all about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Hey, honey, how much for a bread bowl? You
Speaker 3: know what I mean? If you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: they give you a bread ball. You know what I'm saying. Hey,
Speaker 3: I got some I got some audio? Want to play?
Speaker 4: Okay, now that I have I have my my big
Speaker 4: sound system here, I can play audio.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna play a clip here and I scare you're
Speaker 3: a DJ. You're in radio. Slice has helped me out
Speaker 3: here maybe maybe it's just me. I'm not good with math.
Speaker 4: But this this is a countdown show and she's talking
Speaker 4: about the top twenty songs. And I'll play it again.
Speaker 4: I'll explain what the problem is. We here we go,
Speaker 4: tell me if you hear it.
Speaker 3: Number twelve this week is sleep theory. Last week they
Speaker 3: were number two. Jump buck. No, it's a huge fallback. Yes,
Speaker 3: thank you. They fell back again. They fell back to
Speaker 3: its number two, and now it's twelve for twelve this
Speaker 3: week is sleep theory. Last week they were number two.
Speaker 3: Jump up, dude.
Speaker 4: That's not a compliment. No man with number two. Now
Speaker 4: we're twelve. It's not on a scale of one to
Speaker 4: one hundred. It's backwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Okay, uh uh. Listen to this woman who's clearly from
Speaker 4: Brooklyn US. That night she ordered Chinese food and she's
Speaker 4: talking about her food. Remember last week you called me
Speaker 4: a glub, your big glube. Here she is talking about
Speaker 4: a Chinese food. Let me pull it up here, hold on,
Speaker 4: hold on, hold on, what happened?
Speaker 3: Oh I see what happened? Okay, hold on.
Speaker 4: You open up a TikTok app and then when you
Speaker 4: don't use it for a while, it resets.
Speaker 3: Well soon we won't have that problem. I want to
Speaker 3: get it. So here, here's the where's the clip? Oh?
Speaker 4: Here it is Chinese food. Now I won't give her props.
Speaker 4: She orders fried rice the way I do. But listen
Speaker 4: to what she orders. Uh the crab rangoons.
Speaker 3: Hold on. So I ordered Chinese food, haven't had it
Speaker 3: in a while. I did spend sixty nine dollars, which
Speaker 3: what was a little pricey, But I have four people
Speaker 3: in my house, so it's definitely from our table. They
Speaker 3: gave me a free soda. I like coke, but bikers
Speaker 3: can't be choosing. Have to get crab ragoons. They're just
Speaker 3: so good.
Speaker 4: She called them rag ragoons. Well, yeah, so I like
Speaker 4: the source ragoo. So it's supposed to be crab rangoon
Speaker 4: with singular No ragoo, Yeah, but rangoon singular because it's
Speaker 4: a it's a style. Now I was I did a
Speaker 4: commercial for I'm not going to say the client because
Speaker 4: I don't want to play the jingle.
Speaker 2: I'm just not in the mood that's right for a
Speaker 2: Chinese takeout fast that is all around the country. And
Speaker 2: they said in the copy, the commercial copy crab rangoons.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I think something that's a that's
Speaker 2: an error because it's.
Speaker 3: Called crab rangoon, so rangoon style. Yeah, right.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, even if it's several pieces, you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll have the crab rangoon. Well I challenged them and
Speaker 2: I said, hey, I think this is wrong. I think
Speaker 2: you have me saying rangoons. But even if it's plural,
Speaker 2: it's still singular and pronounce rangoon. And they were like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's on our menu that way. Call them crab rangoons
Speaker 2: because they're individual pieces. And by the way, there's no
Speaker 2: crab in it. I believe it's cream cheese or something.
Speaker 3: Whatever it is. It's it's cream cheese and whatever.
Speaker 2: So I said, okay, and so I, against my better judgment,
Speaker 2: I called them rangoons.
Speaker 3: And as soon as it played on the radio, what
Speaker 3: do you think happened? Asian people got upset and people
Speaker 3: who know better. Elvis called me out. He's like, scary,
Speaker 3: what do you call them rangoons? It's rangoon And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I know it's rangoon style, right.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like, uh, it's like duck all all wrong.
Speaker 3: But I'm not gonna argue with the client. I mean
Speaker 3: that's how they want it. Read it.
Speaker 4: If it's all the men found it in all fan
Speaker 4: of scary. The client you're talking about, and I've I've
Speaker 4: been to that client. I can figure out who it is.
Speaker 4: They're not your official, authentic, very upscale Chinese restaurant, and
Speaker 4: so they're appealing to Americans who call it crab ragoos.
Speaker 3: Right. So so if if you go into Panda Express, get.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna let you get away with it, all right,
Speaker 4: Panda Express a few episodes ago.
Speaker 3: If you go in there and you see it on
Speaker 3: the menu, it'll probably list it as rangoons. And then
Speaker 3: I was just trying to be have continuity with how
Speaker 3: they wanted it, said, all right, I'm sorry, what else
Speaker 3: I got? What else you got? Uh? Let's see, I
Speaker 3: gotta I gotta pull up.
Speaker 4: Here, hold on old Uh So, yeah, I have a
Speaker 4: lot of audio, so I'm trying to get all my
Speaker 4: TikTok videos play just in case, by the way, my
Speaker 4: phone's blown up with Biden won't enforce the TikTok band.
Speaker 4: He did seg in his farewell speech that he hopes
Speaker 4: that they can work something out.
Speaker 3: But it's not up to him. As you said, earlier.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, it is if he enforces it, because he
Speaker 4: signed the bill. Congress put the bill on the table
Speaker 4: and he signed it. It's a matter of it's a
Speaker 4: matter of who enforces the law. Got it anyway? Let
Speaker 4: me pull up my podcast audio. Here we go scary.
Speaker 4: This video is called what your Partner plays rain as
Speaker 4: Mr Audio to help you fall asleep.
Speaker 3: But all you hear is chicken being fried. I hear
Speaker 3: chicken being fried. That's right, that's rain. Yeah, that's not rain,
Speaker 3: that's rain. That's a nice well bred chicken chicken cutlets.
Speaker 3: It's a guy laying in bed and he can't sleep. Now,
Speaker 3: Remember I remember I told you I was talking about
Speaker 3: this guy.
Speaker 4: Every restaurant he goes to he talks about their famous sauce,
Speaker 4: and I was like, he's I got a smother it
Speaker 4: and Wuiki sauce whatever.
Speaker 3: Here's two examples of what I was talking about. Boxes
Speaker 3: get drizzled with Huncho sauce sauce. Hold on three, boxes
Speaker 3: get drizzled with Cho sauce.
Speaker 4: And you're thinking like, oh, oh, I love Huncho sauce.
Speaker 4: You don't know what the fuck Huncho sauce says. Stop
Speaker 4: it here's another one.
Speaker 3: This is the half fries, half mac and cheese, chopped
Speaker 3: up hot chicken tender bowl from Fluffies and New Jersey.
Speaker 3: Fluffies absolutely loaded and drizzled in two layers of their
Speaker 3: fluffy sauce, two layers of their fluffy sauce. They get
Speaker 3: fluffy sauce. I'm not I don't want that. No, I
Speaker 3: don't want fluffy sauce. Al right. Here is my my
Speaker 3: favorite playlist, the QT names.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here's my uh, here's my favorite new playlist.
Speaker 3: It's scary.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna play the first one and then the second
Speaker 4: one is even better. This is a guy on on Spotify.
Speaker 4: He's on YouTube. He's a drummer and his band is
Speaker 4: called sixty six Samus s a m U S sixty
Speaker 4: six six the number six, number six Samos all one word.
Speaker 4: All his songs have to do it going to the bathroom.
Speaker 4: So here is a song he calls fart metal.
Speaker 3: This was not the Indian Restaurant, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, that reminds me of the Fighting Preacher. You know,
Speaker 2: the remember the Farting Preacher that was like one of
Speaker 2: the best viral videos of the like back in the day.
Speaker 2: We're a long time.
Speaker 4: But it was a preacher who was on camera, and
Speaker 4: he'd have these crazy distinct moves and mannerisms, and every
Speaker 4: time he would move in a certain way, it would
Speaker 4: he would go blind, and he would walk across the
Speaker 4: he would walk alter and just farts.
Speaker 3: It's hysterical.
Speaker 2: And if you yeah, yeah, farting preacher hysterically gonna like
Speaker 2: FT metal? Two FT, I think is even better better
Speaker 2: than one.
Speaker 3: You tell me a farts and metal they go go together.
Speaker 3: He's got a song. I want you to hear this song.
Speaker 4: It's if you want, if you're looking for a song
Speaker 4: to play at your wedding, if your wife and you,
Speaker 4: or your husband and you, or your partner and you.
Speaker 4: You can't decide obviously it's not your wife yet you
Speaker 4: ever married, or your husband yet.
Speaker 3: But let's say your partner getting mad.
Speaker 4: You want that romantic song scary that you can twenty
Speaker 4: years from now, you can look back and go, that's
Speaker 4: our song.
Speaker 3: That's our song. That's our song. Let me jump ahead.
Speaker 1: To get that special chopping to make my ship club.
Speaker 3: Now feel back accident of breaking the law, But you
Speaker 3: just please dance, all right. I don't find this funny, actually,
Speaker 3: that's I mean funny. I find fart's funny. I feel
Speaker 3: like that's good. Two of this. I feel like it's
Speaker 3: his whole. That's his whole, his whole band. That's all
Speaker 3: we do is ship in fart song, he's trying too hard.
Speaker 3: Well he eventually it came out exactly. I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know that that's mildly entertaining.
Speaker 3: But you know, who might have judge? Who might have judge?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Slices.
Speaker 4: Did you like the fart Metals songs? You just look
Speaker 4: those up on the fart Metal and fart Metal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the first the first couple were great. I don't
Speaker 2: need the lyrics. I don't need him doing parodies.
Speaker 3: But well, I played him in the order of my preference.
Speaker 3: That's okay, that's all right. We need to wipe the
Speaker 3: slate clean. Okay? Is that okay? Uh? You got well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I'll tell you about the other time I
Speaker 4: fought the law and Brody won No.
Speaker 3: Say that right now?
Speaker 4: Tell us tell you just wanted to go to break
Speaker 4: to and the ship talk. Yeah, well, I'm gonna ship talk,
Speaker 4: you know, No, I was gonna I was no, I
Speaker 4: wasn't gonna go to break. I'm just gonna need the
Speaker 4: wipelee clean. Let's talk about something else.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I don't want to talk about my boogie
Speaker 2: lay flat seat story being broken.
Speaker 3: That's a whole other that may require Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: I know that story because you told me the story.
Speaker 4: You said, I have a story about my seat and
Speaker 4: how do I get a refund. It's first world problems.
Speaker 4: First world problems.
Speaker 3: But go ahead. You told me you're gonna tell me
Speaker 3: on the podcast, so I want to hear this.
Speaker 4: But you did tease me last few days ago, I said, okay, So,
Speaker 4: uh did I tell you the story about the flat
Speaker 4: tire and how the price changed the flat tire when
Speaker 4: I went back, I'll reset it. I was at my
Speaker 4: friend's you know it rhymes with maybe rhymes with Davi's tire.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I just said it.
Speaker 4: You've said it away too late. Yeah, I was at
Speaker 4: I was at that tire place. Okay, dicrot I have.
Speaker 4: I had a slow leak in my right rear tire. Now,
Speaker 4: I bought four new tires like three months ago, the
Speaker 4: for the charger, and it's I got a slow leak, slowly.
Speaker 3: And I've been driving with the.
Speaker 4: Car for like a month, and I keep putting air
Speaker 4: on the tire my portable thing, and I'm like, I
Speaker 4: gotta find time. So a couple of weeks ago, I
Speaker 4: went into the tire place near me, and now I
Speaker 4: live between three locations. I went into the one near
Speaker 4: where I shop, and I said, listen, how much for
Speaker 4: a flat to be fixed?
Speaker 3: He said, uh, thirty nine dollars. I said thirty nine dollars.
Speaker 4: I go to a place at ten bucks, five bucks
Speaker 4: in a bad neighborhood. He says, flat fixed? What's cheat
Speaker 4: were talking about? He says, I said it used to
Speaker 4: be like twenty bucks. He's I'll tell you what. I
Speaker 4: could do it for twenty six. I said, how long
Speaker 4: would it take? He goes, I'm a backed up about
Speaker 4: an hour. So I'm like, oh, fuck it. You know,
Speaker 4: I don't if I have to pay twenty six. I
Speaker 4: don't want to pay twenty six. But it's been leaking
Speaker 4: for like a month and a half. I got to
Speaker 4: get this fixed. Pay the twenty six dollars. Hold on,
Speaker 4: I don't want to wait the hour and a half.
Speaker 4: I said, I'll come back next week. I got as Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Good. He is, yeah, don't come Monday, Come tuesday. Ohkay.
Speaker 4: I go in Tuesday and there's these two guys working
Speaker 4: there that I've never seen before. I said, yeah, I
Speaker 4: want to get my flat fixed thirty nine dollars. I said, yeah,
Speaker 4: But I was here and he had a tall Hispanic
Speaker 4: guy here behind the county said he was the manager.
Speaker 4: He said, do it for twenty six. He says, oh yeah, Luis, Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's not here anymore, but yeah he got transferred. Oh
Speaker 4: well to what location?
Speaker 3: We don't know. Well, yeah, but he promised me twenty six.
Speaker 4: You we're not going on too that. He goes, let
Speaker 4: me look at you tire. I said, what's to look at.
Speaker 4: It's got a leak. Can you do it for twenty
Speaker 4: six not thirty nine? I said, that fucking suck. So
Speaker 4: I leave and I go to the other location that's
Speaker 4: a little further away, but it's not that far. And
Speaker 4: I go in and I go to the place where
Speaker 4: I bought the four tires. Now, you wasted nine dollars
Speaker 4: in gas, but go ahead, it's not that far, not
Speaker 4: that far. I live in between three of them. Okay,
Speaker 4: they're everywhere.
Speaker 3: They're like roaches.
Speaker 4: So I go in and she's just thirty nine dollars,
Speaker 4: I said, So I tell her the story I just
Speaker 4: told you. She goes, I can do it for twenty six. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I'll honor that, not a problem, Like you're good people.
Speaker 4: She takes my car, she puts it up on the lift, and.
Speaker 3: She says, uh, we.
Speaker 4: Like ten minutes, so great, twenty six dollars. It's my
Speaker 4: pleasure to pay twenty six No problem. So I go
Speaker 4: sit down, I'm chilling, and she does the thing that
Speaker 4: nobody likes getting mister Brody, you know, we talk to
Speaker 4: you about your car for a second. Uh huh, No
Speaker 4: good is coming from that scary no go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the up sale is coming. The car's up on
Speaker 3: a lift. So now she got you right, right.
Speaker 4: And he breaks, What do I need? What's going on here?
Speaker 4: She says, Mike, show them what the problem is. So
Speaker 4: she shows me.
Speaker 3: There's Now there's two nail holes in my car in
Speaker 3: the tire, the ones, the ones that she put in there. Right. See,
Speaker 3: he goes, there's there's two holes in the tire. She
Speaker 3: hammered a couple of nails in.
Speaker 4: There, right, she was, I can't warranty the repair because
Speaker 4: there's two holes in the same general area of the tire.
Speaker 4: Now they're not near the edge, both in the middle.
Speaker 4: But I can't promise you that the patches will overlap.
Speaker 3: And I can't. I can't warrant you that, my god, I.
Speaker 4: Said, Well, she goes plus, if I got a patch
Speaker 4: it twice, that's two times twenty six. It's fifty two.
Speaker 4: I said, fifty two dollars. I came here thirty nine.
Speaker 4: I wanted twenty six.
Speaker 3: Now fifty two. All you're doing is put the rubber
Speaker 3: thing in going. Are you done? You got two nails
Speaker 3: in there? Sorry, that's double the cost. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 3: you know. So I'm like, I can't. I don't want
Speaker 3: to pay fifty two dollars. I dis a brace because
Speaker 3: I bought these tires for me three months ago.
Speaker 4: She say, I remember that, mister Brodie, I remember you
Speaker 4: buying the tires, right, But potholes happened.
Speaker 3: Shit happens, road happens.
Speaker 4: Shit happens. So I don't know if you remember. If
Speaker 4: I told this story. There was a big problem with
Speaker 4: the rebate. There was one hundred dollars rebate on the thing,
Speaker 4: and she gave me the wrong paperwork and it was
Speaker 4: a whole big to do where she'd get Okay, she says,
Speaker 4: She goes, you know what, mister Brody, I remember when
Speaker 4: we messed up your rebate. Here's what I can do
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 3: She says.
Speaker 4: You know if you had the warranty on the tires
Speaker 4: when you bought the tires, did you put a warranty
Speaker 4: on the tires? I said, no, it was a lot
Speaker 4: of money. How much was the warranty? Well, it's seventy
Speaker 4: two dollars for the warranty on the tires. But if
Speaker 4: anything goes wrong with the tires in the first three
Speaker 4: years of the tire or something like that, we will
Speaker 4: reimburse you eighty percent of the tire so you don't
Speaker 4: have to pay so, I said, But I didn't take
Speaker 4: out the warranty. Oh my god, she said, so, she said,
Speaker 4: yes she did. I said, no, I didn't.
Speaker 3: Did I? Yeah? Let me just checked the computer. Just so,
Speaker 3: what would you like to do?
Speaker 4: Fix the tire for fifty two dollars or take out
Speaker 4: the warranty which will cover the repair for free, and
Speaker 4: give you a three year warranty on the tire for
Speaker 4: seventy two What would you have done?
Speaker 3: Scary? I would have taken that on. That's an upside.
Speaker 3: I took that. Of course, that's so much better. Yeah,
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 4: So I went in for twenty six. I walked out
Speaker 4: in seventy two. But I now have a fixed tire
Speaker 4: and a warranty on the time. Right, you made an
Speaker 4: investment on your tire, so that's getting paid the twenty six.
Speaker 4: It would have gone flat again on me because it
Speaker 4: a second nail. Now, Slices, here's the question, did she
Speaker 4: do me a big favor? Or, as Scary said, did
Speaker 4: she put the second nail in my tire?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: She definitely nailed that shit right in there, right, there
Speaker 4: have a nail gun in there. I guarantee you a
Speaker 4: nail gun. She goes, this guy's looking for a discount. Fuck,
Speaker 4: this guy's gonna pay double.
Speaker 3: It's the boy podcast.
Speaker 2: You know, there's such a difference between you and I.
Speaker 2: You asked, is that the slices saying what why don't
Speaker 2: you take Brody there? Why didn't you do this with Brody?
Speaker 4: Why don't you It's because of situations like this, because
Speaker 4: my tire had a.
Speaker 3: Hole in it. No, because you know what I would
Speaker 3: have done, and if the tires up on the lift
Speaker 3: and I see a nail in the fucking thing, and
Speaker 3: she's like, it's gonna cost you that.
Speaker 2: First of all, I wouldn't ask for a discount. But
Speaker 2: if the thing is up on the lift and she's
Speaker 2: calling me over there and there is a nail in it,
Speaker 2: I'm getting a new tire right there? I said, nope,
Speaker 2: fuck it, get me a new tire.
Speaker 3: I don't fuck that. I'm not. I'm gonna chance it
Speaker 3: and fucking drive a patch on a patch to tire.
Speaker 4: It's not a band aid, you know when you put
Speaker 4: when you fix a nail hole, they shoot rubber into
Speaker 4: the hole and fill it.
Speaker 3: It's not the same. It's not the same.
Speaker 4: It's totally safe. It's a small nail hole. It's not
Speaker 4: a bullet hole. Are you insane?
Speaker 3: Are you that scary? Of My tires are two hundred
Speaker 3: dollars a piece roughly? Yeah so it Mine are more
Speaker 3: than that.
Speaker 2: And guess what if I get a nail in the tire,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm fucked and I gotta get a
Speaker 2: new tire.
Speaker 4: You would not fucked this people is their entire job
Speaker 4: is putting his plug a nail holes.
Speaker 3: What are you to slices? If you know anything about cars.
Speaker 3: If you're a.
Speaker 4: Mechanic, would you please leave us a talk back on
Speaker 4: the heart radio app push the microphone button wherever it's
Speaker 4: been relocated.
Speaker 3: So I should I should know he's a boogey. Fuck.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to get a fucking blowout if
Speaker 2: I'm drugg doing seventy eight miles an hour the highway.
Speaker 3: That tire is you know it? No, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: That's not that's the tire blows out from the side,
Speaker 4: not the bottom. If the plug fails, your tire's gonna
Speaker 4: go flick and slowly leak again. Plus, you have all
Speaker 4: wheel drive and you BMW, don't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I don't know.
Speaker 4: Which means you have to replace all four tires at
Speaker 4: the same time. No, you're gonna replace all four tires?
Speaker 4: You know they rebalance?
Speaker 3: No? No, No, I'm not gonna do that. Balancing isn't
Speaker 3: the same as No.
Speaker 4: When you have an all wheel drive, call you have
Speaker 4: to replace all the tires at the same time, not necessarily,
Speaker 4: At the very least, you have to replace the opposite
Speaker 4: tire on the same axle.
Speaker 3: I know that two tires. I gotta tell you better
Speaker 3: shafed than sorry. I'm not that there's no it's on
Speaker 3: a price. You can't put a price.
Speaker 4: On the safe tires don't leak in two seconds and
Speaker 4: they go flat while you're driving.
Speaker 3: They don't do that.
Speaker 2: How many times have you how many times have you
Speaker 2: patched up the same tire before getting a new one?
Speaker 4: Yo, you can only patch it once or twice. And
Speaker 4: I've never had two holes in the same tire ever,
Speaker 4: I don't think. But once you pie get your fine.
Speaker 4: As long as there as long as the grooves are
Speaker 4: there for the water, and as long as the side
Speaker 4: of the tire is not compromised. That's why when you
Speaker 4: when you scrape the side on like a sidewalk on
Speaker 4: a curb, you can take a chunk out of the side.
Speaker 4: You got to place the tire. Because they explode from
Speaker 4: the side, they don't explode from the.
Speaker 3: Bottom either way. I ain't driving on a patched up tire.
Speaker 4: I just says the guy who leaves his engine running
Speaker 4: when he gets gassed.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason, I'm letting you know, I think it's
Speaker 2: worth it to spring for the new tire.
Speaker 3: Another three hundred dollars for a tire because something wrong.
Speaker 3: Let me be a little more transparent. I paid Corellis
Speaker 3: a five hundred each. No, I paid.
Speaker 2: I paid in advance for the tire package on my car. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I get free unlimited fucking tires. So if there's
Speaker 2: a nail on my tire, I'm fucking changing the tire.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Man, you don't get unlimited for the for the rest
Speaker 4: of your car. It's up to like a certain amount
Speaker 4: of miles on the tire. No, right, No, no, so
Speaker 4: you never have to buy a tire again. How I
Speaker 4: don't even want to know how much you paid for that.
Speaker 3: That's insanity.
Speaker 2: If you lease it, If you lease a tie, If
Speaker 2: you lease a car and you leave in a big city,
Speaker 2: especially one written, one ridden with potholes, and they offer you,
Speaker 2: you offer you the tire package, it pays itself off.
Speaker 2: After two flats, the whole fucking thing. Three flats, two flats,
Speaker 2: two or three flats, you're done. But you fix flats
Speaker 2: flats can be fixed?
Speaker 3: No? Because no, because guess what if there's at nail
Speaker 3: on my tire, they're gonna change it. No, they change
Speaker 3: the tire. Yes, because you overpaid. I get it.
Speaker 2: I totally like, no, no, fuck that, I have the
Speaker 2: tire package I want.
Speaker 3: I want put a new tire on there. Fuck you,
Speaker 3: here's what you did.
Speaker 4: You went to a restaurant and you gave them five
Speaker 4: hundred dollars extra that if you drop your fork, they
Speaker 4: give you a new fork.
Speaker 3: That's what you did.
Speaker 2: So you mean to tell me you don't get the
Speaker 2: tire package, or obviously you don't don't know.
Speaker 4: I if I lease a car, I probably give the
Speaker 4: car back before the car. Evan eats tires, tires less
Speaker 4: like almost fifty thousand miles some of them.
Speaker 3: So you're saying that, you're saying that that's a suckers bet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, especially unless you're a paranoid like you. You're crazy. You
Speaker 4: get a nailing your tire, you want a new tire.
Speaker 3: I disagree. I disagree.
Speaker 4: You grew I don't understand. We grew up in the
Speaker 4: same neighborhood. Your father drove an old car. You didn't
Speaker 4: drive them, right.
Speaker 2: I guess what my father tells me to this day.
Speaker 2: Get the tire package. Get the tire package. I think
Speaker 2: Slices will agree with me on this one.
Speaker 3: Not at the price that you're tired, but okay, get
Speaker 3: the tire package.
Speaker 2: I mean it's it's this is the world that I'm
Speaker 2: living in. I don't have a choice. I can't have
Speaker 2: a choice. I can't do a choice.
Speaker 3: I can't do many mac and many what is it
Speaker 3: many Mow and Jack fix a flat? The Pep boys?
Speaker 3: Why not can't do it? In Jersey City? Is all
Speaker 3: these guys they're like, they put that's the problem. They
Speaker 3: fucked the car up. No they't. I'll tell you on
Speaker 3: the street that's your problem.
Speaker 4: That's your problem, because all that does is invite more
Speaker 4: problems when you go to people that do ship half
Speaker 4: passed and they're amateurs at this stuff. Why how is
Speaker 4: he got wait a mitess what you guy at the
Speaker 4: flat fixed.
Speaker 3: Place less skill than the guy at that at Mavis Tire.
Speaker 2: Not Mavis, the BMW Tire Center, the BMW people.
Speaker 4: Okay, so who's to say that to BMW people are
Speaker 4: better tired because they're licensed and they know what they're
Speaker 4: fucking doing.
Speaker 3: They're licensed BMW mechanics.
Speaker 4: They're not licensed tire repair guys.
Speaker 3: Many times Dodge fucked up the repairs on my car.
Speaker 4: They're not better. That's a Scamboni, it's not a scam.
Speaker 4: Take it to the original dealership. You exhausted me.
Speaker 3: David Brody, speaking.
Speaker 4: Of exhaust, you have the exhaust package in your car
Speaker 4: in case the exhaust goes bad?
Speaker 3: Do you buy the warranty on a TV.
Speaker 2: I may not be talking to people who drive Toyotas
Speaker 2: or Honda's. I'm specifically talking. I'm specifically talking to rich people,
Speaker 2: BMW people, Mercedes people, and maybe that that maybe the
Speaker 2: class above the basic car. Those people, they're all those
Speaker 2: cars are affiliated with their dealerships, and you are strongly encouraged.
Speaker 2: And I know you're saying, oh yeah, because it's a
Speaker 2: cash grab, and it's because they want you to spend
Speaker 2: the money there.
Speaker 3: You were strongly courage different.
Speaker 2: You were strongly encouraged to only have it serviced by
Speaker 2: a licensed blank Mercedes BMW, the person of.
Speaker 3: The warranty once the warranty is over you.
Speaker 2: Because those mechanics and those people are trained to handle
Speaker 2: the issues of that car you send it to like
Speaker 2: these random third party companies.
Speaker 4: Random third party people may be listening to this podcast, and.
Speaker 2: I'm talking specifically when you have a BMW or a Mercedes.
Speaker 4: I'm not trying to be you might get the garage
Speaker 4: can fix a BMW if if if if, I would
Speaker 4: never trust them. Okay, but you know what, you know,
Speaker 4: it's not different about BMW tires. They're still made by
Speaker 4: the same company that makes the tires.
Speaker 3: For a Dodge.
Speaker 4: And I'm not talking about I'm still not talking about
Speaker 4: just BMWW doesn't make the tires. I'm talking about tires.
Speaker 4: I'm not talking the cars.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about any other any other problems that go
Speaker 2: wrong with the car. I ain't bringing it to anyone
Speaker 2: but that service center A to the BMW's you.
Speaker 3: That's you because they give you a latte while you're waiting.
Speaker 3: I get it. No, it's I just think that that's
Speaker 3: what you're supposed to do. Well, that's how you. You
Speaker 3: were raised poorly.
Speaker 4: Uh, let me let me tell you about some things
Speaker 4: that you are. I'm gonna talk to your father about that.
Speaker 4: By the way, congratulate me. Scary because according to my email,
Speaker 4: I have won an iPad pro from from exel Plix
Speaker 4: at fixelblot dot com.
Speaker 3: Congratulations, that's no addressed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, click this link, click it, Click this link and
Speaker 4: fill out my billiing information Security number.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I may have to pay taxes on it to have
Speaker 4: to fill out the text form. That's all I won that.
Speaker 4: I just got that email yesterday. Yeah, I'm very excited
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 3: You do that.
Speaker 4: I was trying to sell a CD tower, a revolving
Speaker 4: CD tower that holds like twelve hundred CDs, videotapes or avds,
Speaker 4: because I don't I don't I don't need access to
Speaker 4: my CDs and DVDs. Okay, all right, okay, So well
Speaker 4: again when I sold the house, I've got stuff that
Speaker 4: I had from like when I needed it. So I
Speaker 4: put up a picture of the Now it's there's a
Speaker 4: picture of my two CD towers from my basement in
Speaker 4: my house when I had a house, all right, And
Speaker 4: I put them in the in the picture because one
Speaker 4: had videotapes and DVDs and one had CDs, so I
Speaker 4: could show that it holds both. And the posting is
Speaker 4: called one large CD tower, right, oh, any one? And
Speaker 4: in the description that says I'm only selling one, Robert
Speaker 4: wants to know is that price for both of them?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? It says the description.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Laurie. Laurie has emailed me three times. She wants
Speaker 4: to buy the videotapes and the DVDs. Are they for sale.
Speaker 4: I said, I'm selling the tower. Yeah, but what movies
Speaker 4: are on there? Find a listing for movies. I'm not
Speaker 4: selling the movies. They're in a box somewhere. I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna well are they you have rom coms?
Speaker 3: Laura?
Speaker 4: Uh, Laurie, I'm trying to be respectful. I'm selling the tower,
Speaker 4: selling the spinning thing. Yeah, but what are you doing
Speaker 4: with all those movies? Someday I'll list them, but right
Speaker 4: now I'm not, Well, do you have a lot of
Speaker 4: like at nineties sitcoms and rom comms? I'm looking for
Speaker 4: for comedies? Why don't you look at it? Somebody selling them?
Speaker 4: I'm not selling them. I said, it's gonna be months
Speaker 4: since when I get around to it.
Speaker 3: Scary.
Speaker 4: This was a month and a half ago. This started
Speaker 4: this conversation. She messaged me two days ago. It's been
Speaker 4: a month and a half. Have you gone through the
Speaker 4: boxes yet? You have those movies for sales? She's on
Speaker 4: the spectrum. Something's wrong with her.
Speaker 2: Something no, well, I'm being honest, has something wrong with
Speaker 2: her that she's continuing the conversation like this. She doesn't understand,
Speaker 2: It does not compute, does not make any sense to her,
Speaker 2: and so I can.
Speaker 3: Only conclude that she has some mental issues. Okay.
Speaker 4: So I'm selling something online that is eleven hundred dollars
Speaker 4: with tax in the store, and I'm asking eight hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty dollars for it. I got a guy yesterday
Speaker 4: offered me five hundred.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. So I wrote back, no thank you, Polly,
Speaker 3: No thank you? Yeah? All right.
Speaker 4: So then he wrote back six fifty cash. So I said,
Speaker 4: stop low balling me. And the fact that you're offering
Speaker 4: me cash is irrelevant. Everybody pays cash or o. Nobody
Speaker 4: pays what a credit card on Facebook, Marketplace? If you
Speaker 4: venmo me, it's cash. If you pay Pal, it's cash.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm gonna load boil you. But I'm gonna
Speaker 3: use the word cash. Right.
Speaker 4: So I said, all right, I'll take eight twenty five. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm asking eight seventy five for it. I'll take eight
Speaker 4: twenty five.
Speaker 3: Good. He says, I give you eight hundred cash.
Speaker 4: I go again, I'm not lowering the price because you're
Speaker 4: offering me cash.
Speaker 3: So he says, all right, I'll take it. Great. When
Speaker 3: can you come? Oh, I gotta check out my wife.
Speaker 4: So so I'm telling you scary because I did it
Speaker 4: in the Indian restaurant. The I gotta check up my
Speaker 4: wife is the scamboni to get out of doing things
Speaker 4: right because someone just used it on you after you
Speaker 4: use it on the restaurant. Yep, yep, that's the sky.
Speaker 4: I got to check out my wife. I use it
Speaker 4: all the time I'm on the phone. I was on
Speaker 4: the phone with somebody the other day. I was like, uh, like, oh,
Speaker 4: it's seven hundred dollars. I'm like, oh, that's a good price.
Speaker 4: Let me just check out my way check it with
Speaker 4: my wife. Yeah, because I don't want to say that's
Speaker 4: too much fucking money. So I go, oh, let me
Speaker 4: just check out my wife.
Speaker 3: It's up to her. Yeah, my favorite. You know. I'll
Speaker 3: be back later. I'll be back later. I have some
Speaker 3: errands to run. Yeah, well you go, you do you go? Oh?
Speaker 3: What time you open with? What time you open? Take
Speaker 3: it back? Yeah? Oh great slices? What what do you
Speaker 3: What lie do you do to get out of ship?
Speaker 3: What lie do you say to like, Uh, well, you
Speaker 3: don't want to commit to something right then and there? Uh?
Speaker 3: What lie do you say to me? It's I gotta
Speaker 3: check out my wife, even though I don't know you're
Speaker 3: gonna Are you gonna be over tomorrow? I'll come by tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you tell you know what.
Speaker 4: I definitely want the TV, but I can't take it today.
Speaker 4: I gotta come back with the van.
Speaker 3: You're up.
Speaker 4: Are you here, Mike? You're gonna be a tomorrow right off?
Speaker 4: Tomorrow Thursday that I'll be here Thursday. Yeah'll be here, Bob,
Speaker 4: I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Only thing is in that case you haven't already took
Speaker 2: a dump in their fucked up their bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well no, I don't only at the Indian Place.
Speaker 3: Only Indian Place, all right? Is that anywright? So? So, No,
Speaker 3: I got one more thing to read.
Speaker 4: This was sent to me by John one nine two
Speaker 4: five four, as opposed to on three sixteen on Twitter.
Speaker 3: Are you reading these scriptures out of the Bible? John
Speaker 3: three sixteen?
Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I said, it's not John three sixteen, it's
Speaker 4: John nineteen two five four. Either way, John sent me
Speaker 4: this on Twitter. I's reading from the Book of Luke. Yes,
Speaker 4: he said, so, it's a picture of it looks like
Speaker 4: a phone, but it's the thing they hand you to
Speaker 4: put in the like you want to pay and then
Speaker 4: to add the tip.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a giant Uh right, that's where they process
Speaker 2: the machine, the credit card processing.
Speaker 3: Well, you talked to pay. He didn't tag you.
Speaker 4: He said I would tag scary, but he's too he's
Speaker 4: too cool for Twitter, is what he's saying.
Speaker 3: So it it's so.
Speaker 4: What it is is it's a digital screen on what
Speaker 4: looks like a phone. I think it may be an
Speaker 4: old school phone vera phone. And you know how you
Speaker 4: get the six boxes get you get uh five percent,
Speaker 4: fifteen percent all the tip amounts. Yeah, And in the
Speaker 4: bottom right corner of this screen it would normally.
Speaker 3: Say no tip.
Speaker 4: They put a sticker over the screen with the word
Speaker 4: with the word with the word tip, So you can't
Speaker 4: select no tip.
Speaker 3: What about that? And what kind of place is this? Uh?
Speaker 4: It was some restaurant he was at, because I see
Speaker 4: the guy wearing gloves in the background.
Speaker 3: A restaurant. And it says.
Speaker 4: Fifteen ten percent, fifteen, eighteen percent, twenty percent, make your
Speaker 4: own amount, make.
Speaker 2: Your own amount, That's what I would do. And then
Speaker 2: I put a billy fat zero there and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then it says you can't you can't choose
Speaker 4: no tip. They put a sticker over it that says
Speaker 4: the word that's clever on them.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna have the
Speaker 2: last laugh on that one. Enter own, enter custom amount
Speaker 2: zero and.
Speaker 4: What would you what would you do here? I went
Speaker 4: for pizza last night. UH in the city and UH
Speaker 4: in Manhattan. It's scary, you know the pizza place because
Speaker 4: they've come up. It's Mama's Too, t o O. They
Speaker 4: have two locations, Upper West Side not a sponsor, and
Speaker 4: and the West Village where I was yesterday. It's some
Speaker 4: of the best pizza I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 4: When when people say to me, where should I go?
Speaker 4: I said, oh, it took pizza on Mama's Too. So
Speaker 4: they had the register is that there is the iPad
Speaker 4: and it has on the back of the eye on
Speaker 4: the on the neck of the stand. I could tap
Speaker 4: my credit card. Yeah, she didn't turn the screen around
Speaker 4: for the tip.
Speaker 3: She didn't. She didn't do the swivel.
Speaker 4: There was a box on the counter with a lock
Speaker 4: on it and it said tips and a little slip
Speaker 4: at the top you could put money in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so cash. I had cash. But this is not
Speaker 2: a good business plan for them.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you in a minute. Why I had cash.
Speaker 4: I put a couple of dollars, put a few dollars
Speaker 4: of cash in the box because I've got the pizza,
Speaker 4: because because she didn't pressure me with the swivel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I put in.
Speaker 4: I think it was I had four singles. I put
Speaker 4: four singles in. I don't know what the percentage was,
Speaker 4: but it was for slices of pizza. But here's why
Speaker 4: I had cash. You know my buddy Jeff, of course.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So Jeff and I are going into the city. We're
Speaker 4: going to park at the train station and we're going
Speaker 4: to take the train in. Well, I bring a bottle
Speaker 4: of water because I know we're going to the pizza
Speaker 4: place before the show we were going to, so I
Speaker 4: bring a big bottle of water. He says, damn it,
Speaker 4: I should have brought water. When we get me at
Speaker 4: the train station, Uh, do me a favorite jump out,
Speaker 4: get me a bottle of water.
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, no problem.
Speaker 4: So we're about a block from the train station and
Speaker 4: I jump out and there's a Japanese restaurant. He's like,
Speaker 4: you can see from the road that they have a refrigerator.
Speaker 4: So I jump out and he's how much is the water.
Speaker 4: He says two thirty. So I'm like, all right, give
Speaker 4: me the bottle of water, buy the water.
Speaker 3: I give him the water. Then we go, we have dinner,
Speaker 3: we have the pizza, that we go to the show.
Speaker 3: And uh.
Speaker 4: He never mentions the water to me, never mentions like, oh,
Speaker 4: I give you the money for the water. Now, I'm
Speaker 4: not going to ask him for the money. And in
Speaker 4: my mind, he drove to the train station, so I'll
Speaker 4: treat for the water. No problem. It's a fucking bottle
Speaker 4: of water. Who cares, it's already fort.
Speaker 3: Well, not by me.
Speaker 4: So, Slices, I'm gonna ask your question, slices, do you
Speaker 4: just leave it right?
Speaker 3: And I'm not gonna ask him for the money.
Speaker 4: But I wanted him to say, hey, let me give
Speaker 4: you the money for the water, and I would say,
Speaker 4: don't worry about it, I got it.
Speaker 3: You droveant I want to.
Speaker 4: Be able to say, like, thank you for driving, I
Speaker 4: got the water for you, no problem.
Speaker 3: No, no, or he grape, So did you he assumed
Speaker 3: that he assumed that I drove you could buy me,
Speaker 3: buy me the water.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's understood. It's understood that you bought him the water.
Speaker 2: So so at the end of the night, I was
Speaker 2: faced with a problem.
Speaker 4: Do I mention the water like he just want to
Speaker 4: let you know, don't eaven worry about the water you
Speaker 4: drove because I want to be like, you know, I
Speaker 4: want the credit.
Speaker 2: No, it's understood, it's understood. Nothing needs to be said,
Speaker 2: nothing further needs to be said. Don't insult him.
Speaker 4: So I so I didn't. I said, hey, thanks for driving.
Speaker 4: He's like, I got no problem done. But what he
Speaker 4: didn't say was, uh, hey, let me pay.
Speaker 3: For the water. He didn't have to say, and he
Speaker 3: didn't have to say say how much the water was?
Speaker 3: He back in the bottle of water. It's cents for
Speaker 3: a little bottle of pold spring water. God damn god
Speaker 3: was expensive.
Speaker 2: We cannot be friends outside of this podcast.
Speaker 3: See. I will reiterate that this is an underscore. This
Speaker 3: is an underscore. Slices. Wouldever you all ask me why
Speaker 3: I don't hang out with Brody? This is exactly why
Speaker 3: I didn't asking for the money. You are asking for
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 4: I know the fact that you're bringing up You're a
Speaker 4: petty son of a bitch.
Speaker 3: You wanted him to bring it up.
Speaker 4: Slices, Hold on, slices, if your Jeff, would you would
Speaker 4: you would you assume.
Speaker 3: I pay for the water?
Speaker 4: Would you offer to pay for the water? And if
Speaker 4: you're brody, would you have mentioned it like or will
Speaker 4: you be like? Fuck it, I'll just like suck it
Speaker 4: up and eat it. I don't again, I don't mind paying.
Speaker 4: It's not the issue. I don't mind paying for the water.
Speaker 4: I just wanted to acknowledge. So slices, where do you
Speaker 4: stand on this?
Speaker 2: That's it, that's all. Why do you need why do
Speaker 2: you even need the acknowledgment? It's what made me because
Speaker 2: I wanted him. I wanted him to be like appreciative,
Speaker 2: that's all. What's what's a bottle of water amongst friends?
Speaker 2: And who's just saying? And you know, and you who's
Speaker 2: to say that? He wasn't appreciative of it because he
Speaker 2: didn't mention it. He didn't say, hey, thanks for the water.
Speaker 2: It's an understood you brought him by God, I understood.
Speaker 2: He just assumed I would pay for it. All right,
Speaker 2: I got one last thing. Oh is this our last break?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put my head through a wall.
Speaker 3: All right? Well, I need one more slice. I got
Speaker 3: one more homework assigning for you because this.
Speaker 2: Happens a lot in absolute you are a menace to society.
Speaker 3: Okay, but this wasn't me. Now I want I want
Speaker 3: your opinion.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Dad Brody, next episode, I will tell you what
Speaker 4: happened in the lobby of the show we went to see.
Speaker 4: But I need I need the slices to give me
Speaker 4: an opinion on this, and scary you're gonna have an opinion.
Speaker 4: So we're in the lobby and uh, they tell us,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you both parts of the story. We're in
Speaker 4: the lobby, Jeff and I are the first ones there,
Speaker 4: and we're by the stanchion pole the velvet rope and
Speaker 4: they're like, oh, the ticket take will be ready in
Speaker 4: a minute. The door's open at six thirty to seven
Speaker 4: o'clock show and it's like six twenty.
Speaker 3: So we're waiting and more people come in. They stand
Speaker 3: behind us, and.
Speaker 4: The guy behind me, he's like sixty five seventy years
Speaker 4: old with his wife life and he's holding up a
Speaker 4: plastic bag with a menu in it. It's takeout food
Speaker 4: and they say to him, sir, you can't bring that
Speaker 4: into the theater. He says, oh, it's I got takeout
Speaker 4: food from such and such place. He goes, you can't
Speaker 4: bring it in. The wife says, I you can't. Ping.
Speaker 4: So he says, well, I'm gonna leave it outside. I'll
Speaker 4: get it after the show. He says what he ses, ye,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go outside with that. The usher comes out
Speaker 4: and says, uh, I'm gonna need to clear the lobby here.
Speaker 4: We need to clear the lobby. Everybody go outside and
Speaker 4: we'll call you back in when it's time.
Speaker 3: So we all go out in the freezing cold. Who's
Speaker 3: twenty degrees last night?
Speaker 4: We go out in the cold, and the guy is
Speaker 4: looking around for someplace to stash his bag of food.
Speaker 4: So there's an alcove a little to the left of
Speaker 4: the theater, like you know where those pipes are at.
Speaker 4: We'll stick on standpipes. Of course, there's a little standpipe there,
Speaker 4: little alcove. He goes over there, twenty feet from the
Speaker 4: door of the theater and he puts the bag in
Speaker 4: the corner on a busy stre eat in the village.
Speaker 3: Yep, and by the way, and so cold out. It's
Speaker 3: the refrigerator, right. So the wife says, you can't.
Speaker 4: We don't do that. We don't eat food from the street.
Speaker 4: He goes, honey, we don't do.
Speaker 3: That, but I do it. I'm gonna eat that food later.
Speaker 3: That's clever. So she says it could have bugs on
Speaker 3: it by the time we get back.
Speaker 2: By the way, pause jets key. Brian does the same
Speaker 2: thing with joints. We'll be walking down the street. He's
Speaker 2: smoking a joint, and then right before we go into
Speaker 2: a place that we have we're gonna be at, he'll
Speaker 2: find like the nearest like flower pot or something whatever.
Speaker 2: He'll put the joint out, and then he'll like place
Speaker 2: and hide it somewhere, and then he goes say it
Speaker 2: for later. We go do our business inside a public
Speaker 2: place where we have to do. We come back out,
Speaker 2: he goes right back to the flower plot, the plant
Speaker 2: or whatever it is, and.
Speaker 3: He takes a joint and he lights it up and
Speaker 3: he keeps going.
Speaker 2: He has done this, he has done Nope, he's done
Speaker 2: his no less than a dozen times in different scenario
Speaker 2: and hitting the joint in different places which are hilarious, And.
Speaker 3: The joint is still sitting there and no one's touching it.
Speaker 4: Fun me for putting chicken palm in my pocket, and
Speaker 4: this guy's hiding joints there's.
Speaker 3: No bugs anywhere. There's no bugs in the flower pot
Speaker 3: whatever it is this winter. I'm just using it as
Speaker 3: an example. Alright.
Speaker 4: Anyway, so we're outside I don't know, maybe like forty
Speaker 4: five seconds, and the guy says, all right, everybody come
Speaker 4: back in. So I go, did you just clear the
Speaker 4: lobby so we can all go out and come back in.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So first of all, fuck him, Fuck you Hector, fuck
Speaker 4: you that was his name, Fuck you Hector. So anyway,
Speaker 4: the show is over. We saw a great show. We
Speaker 4: saw the Gary Goleman show. It's called Grand Eloquent. Gary
Speaker 4: Gorman's were my favorite comedians. We come out, I'm rushing, Jeff.
Speaker 4: We're gonna go outside. We got outside. The first thing
Speaker 4: I do is run outside before the old man gets outside,
Speaker 4: and I look at his bag of Fruit's gone.
Speaker 3: Of course it Manhattan. It's gone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, come out with his wife and he goes, you
Speaker 4: go get your bag of food, and he goes, yes,
Speaker 4: I am, and he walks someone and it's gone gone,
Speaker 4: and she said, so this fucking wife, she's like, good,
Speaker 4: good fight you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well it has Manhattan and people are hungry, and people
Speaker 2: are gonna scrounge and Yeah, they were so worried about
Speaker 2: it being like contaminated or whatever.
Speaker 4: Someone's gonna touch it. Yes, dude, there was a bag
Speaker 4: of new food in a bag.
Speaker 3: Of course it's gonna be eating. Someone hit the jackpot
Speaker 3: on that one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: This guy's like, I'm gonna go get my food. And
Speaker 4: she was a this is not a woman I want
Speaker 4: to go home to. By the way, He's like, good,
Speaker 4: I'm glad it's gone. So yeah, very nice him. Anyway,
Speaker 4: all right, I had.
Speaker 3: That. All right.
Speaker 4: Have you ever thought about seeing a therapist, like, yeah,
Speaker 4: coming with therapy stories, that'd be great. I mean, seriously, Brodie,
Speaker 4: you've got some serious issues.
Speaker 3: Man, you have some crazy.
Speaker 4: To the Brooklyn Boys podcast, you really you've got some,
Speaker 4: says the guy who rolled Fips flat tire.
Speaker 3: God twice. You're real Americans. I'm a man of the
Speaker 3: people like you are. Do boys not Brocklan Brocklin, No,
Speaker 3: boys not brock Li