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Speaker 1: four minutes after. Uh, it's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: Subject he has two wives and two separate lives. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's exhaust I know. And he lived to tell him

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Speaker 1: both ways, he's tired. He's tired in both ways. Right

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Speaker 1: right now, today's the nephew's birthday. Happy birthday, nephews. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there you go, so he has the day off. Junior

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Speaker 1: of course is in for the nephew with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got for us, Junior? Well today,

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Speaker 1: sure that the title of the prank today is that

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Speaker 1: ain't my brother's baby? That ain't my brother's baby? Come on, cat,

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Speaker 1: sounds like frank to me. Baby is don't worry about

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Speaker 1: It's something I need to take care. I talked to man,

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Speaker 1: I speak to Tearry. My name is Daryl, Damon is

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Speaker 1: my brother. I don't live in Dallas where y'all live.

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Speaker 1: That I'm the one that lived out of town. But

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Speaker 1: we didn't have a family meeting and talked about it.

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Speaker 1: And uh, I know Travis is your son. He eight

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Speaker 1: years old. But the problem is the reason why I'm

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Speaker 1: calling you. Uh, Terry is called we didn't find out

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Speaker 1: that Travis ain't none of damon child. Travis ain't none

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Speaker 1: of damon child. He'd been paying you child support here

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Speaker 1: for the last eight hold on you said your name

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Speaker 1: was who I'm Darrel, I'm Damon brother, and who gave

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Speaker 1: you this information? We we all have found the information out.

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Speaker 1: We actually gonna go down there to the courthouse and

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Speaker 1: get all this stuff rectified. But we didn't find out

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Speaker 1: that Travis ain't nothing, ain't not a Damon's child. And

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Speaker 1: he've been sitting up here sending you money seven eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars a month and this child ain't even here. Now.

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Speaker 1: I hate for Travis to find this out, and he's

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Speaker 1: gonna have to find it out. But he ain't. Why

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Speaker 1: are you calling me? Look, the family didn't had a meeting,

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Speaker 1: and I'm the one that they decided to make the

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Speaker 1: phone call and tell you what's going on now, don't

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Speaker 1: you you You don't have a damn thing to do

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Speaker 1: with this. You ain't nobody daddy over here. So I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure what you're calling for. Who God made you

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Speaker 1: key or wanted you to be here in charge to call?

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Speaker 1: But that it's not gonna work out. But let me

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Speaker 1: why why are you doing this to my brother? That's

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying. For eight years, the man have been

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Speaker 1: sitting you seven hunting some dollars a month and and

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Speaker 1: and this ain't even his chime, you know, um whim,

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Speaker 1: Why am I even talking to you? I'm not really sure.

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Speaker 1: Your brother need to call me if he has any

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Speaker 1: problems with questions. You have a good thing. You don't

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Speaker 1: hang No damn phone up on me. Damon told me.

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Speaker 1: And the last was hard headed anyway. Now look you

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Speaker 1: know what you got the wrong one baby, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to not lose all my religion today, but you're

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Speaker 1: about to make me lose it on your You don't

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Speaker 1: know who you over here, So like I said before,

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Speaker 1: uh my fun your nephew that you're trying not to

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Speaker 1: claim over there, don't know why you came from wherever

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Speaker 1: they are. You said you came from the Dallas to

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Speaker 1: try to I came from California down here to Dollar

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Speaker 1: and I'm telling you to take your breath come back

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Speaker 1: to California because down here if you don't know me

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Speaker 1: like that, No, I don't know you, but I'm fending

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Speaker 1: know you. And Travis been to know that my brother

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Speaker 1: ain't his daddy. I don't know. You know that you

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Speaker 1: need to talk to your brother again. That's what you

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Speaker 1: need to do, and you don't need to be talking

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Speaker 1: to me. You've been to send us all the money

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Speaker 1: my brother didn't sent y'all I and when I do,

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Speaker 1: Look but I said, when I sent all that eight

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Speaker 1: back because it belonged to my brother. That ain't my brother. Child.

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Speaker 1: Now we ain't got time to be going on on

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Speaker 1: ma repover showing nothing to find out who you know what?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, you kicked the wrong one to be

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Speaker 1: your best bed not to call me anymore. You actually

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Speaker 1: it is a good thing that you call because if

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Speaker 1: you came knocking on my bill, you to got you today, No,

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Speaker 1: you go, that's my second thing I'm fen to do.

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Speaker 1: If we can't rectified over the foul, I don't have

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Speaker 1: Obviously you must wish it was yours. So you're taking

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Speaker 1: ain't dames either, and we got to my head any

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Speaker 1: and looking for from But I'm sorry this was taken

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Speaker 1: And you came wherever you want to come, do whatever

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Speaker 1: let them know it ain't happening. Look, my mama ain't

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Speaker 1: got nothing to do with it. Mama been. What's your mama?

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Speaker 1: You say your mama, Now, y'all got to gether. She's

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Speaker 1: the same way, like I'll see where you get it from.

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Speaker 1: You're like just like her. Mamma knows that y'all from

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Speaker 1: knows it people, my y'all, damn business, that's a grown man.

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Speaker 1: That ain't. My mama said it from the get go

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Speaker 1: that it wasn't Hunt that it wasn't damon child. No,

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Speaker 1: I mean, your mama's a two faced lock because you

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Speaker 1: and bring my mama up in this well. If you

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Speaker 1: We didn't done the math. Seven hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: times twelve times eight is seven in two thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's how much money and my brother didn't sent you,

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Speaker 1: and that's how much we want back. And I need

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Speaker 1: you to get the working on this money. Na, okay,

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Speaker 1: why don't you come over here and get don't get

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Speaker 1: your woof today, Terry, come on over here. You don't

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Speaker 1: see you on if you you in Dallas when I

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Speaker 1: don't even know what I don't. I'm I don't even

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Speaker 1: Like I said, your brother is a week if he

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Speaker 1: got to be the one to call. I'm not really understanding. Look,

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 1: As you're listening to me, you know you know my

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Speaker 1: damn nerves. That's what you're doing. You respect me? Are

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Speaker 1: you listening to me? That's this nephew timing from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvy Morning Show. You just got right, Oh you

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Speaker 1: just got pranked by your sister Tanya. Baby, she said,

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Speaker 1: I don't say, oh my god. Let me ask you this.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land. Is it's my birthday? Come on,

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Speaker 1: pull it out to all praise to you, sir, thank you,

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Speaker 1: Come on, the greatest p I've never heard. Wow, how

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Speaker 1: do you do it? If you're the king in his

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Speaker 1: day after day? How hey? President of Team Timing? Come

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Speaker 1: on now he's not here and he delivers greatness? Oh

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Speaker 1: you better be on Team time. He's not here. Man

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Speaker 1: looking Jay up there blowing his list. What Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: that joke you told at the beginning though I didn't

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Speaker 1: not that joke. I asked the question, and it is

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Speaker 1: Tommy's birthday. Birthday, yeah, question, what type of cake would

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Speaker 1: he be celebrating with? Come on, and I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: without hesitation. It was the second and a half beat.

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Speaker 1: I jumped in and said, shoutcake, Yes you did a mask. Okay,

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Speaker 1: does that mean I told the joke of Steve told

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Speaker 1: me joke? Because I haven't. Don't try to get out

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Speaker 1: of your team, Tommy. We're gonna we're gonna tell you

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Speaker 1: the EO of Team Tommy. Speaking of Team Tommy, tell

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Speaker 1: us about what you guys, yea, please check our Team

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Speaker 1: Tommy usually Jendy Brown and Thomas Mound Stay Home Comedy

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Speaker 1: showing CERI videos. If we like them, we put them up.

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Speaker 1: It's very funny. Show coming up will be shows seven

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Speaker 1: doing real good initial videos to Stay Home Comedy show

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. You wear a different hat, come on,

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Speaker 1: tell us about it. A different hat every show. That

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Speaker 1: only because I ain't going nowhere. That's the thing. I'm

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Speaker 1: not going nowhere. I'm not you know what does it

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Speaker 1: No damn where nowhere. I've gotten used to it. I

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Speaker 1: know I'm no longer wake up with any form of anticipation,

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Speaker 1: expectations I got st Initially, Steve, we were like, hold

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Speaker 1: this time off, we're gonna do this, and we're gonna

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Speaker 1: do that, and you know, get into this and get

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Speaker 1: room do that? What'd you say, Junior? I started drink.

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Speaker 1: That's that's really what's in there? Can't you give us

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Speaker 1: a hand? What's in it? It was just like yesterday,

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Speaker 1: every day, every day, just like this, all right, Thank

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Speaker 1: you guys. Coming up Max Strawberry letters, subject he has

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Speaker 1: two lives and two separate lives. We'll get into it

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.