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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. Sign your host

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock, Yes, thats Kevin Pollock. What's that? Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know who told you that, but it's a bold

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Speaker 1: face line or is it a bald faced lot? I'll

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Speaker 1: ask a cow, but I digress. Let's mean our alchemist,

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Speaker 1: shall we no particular order? Let's quickly check in with

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Speaker 1: Craig Kowski for his bold versus bald cornery cow. I

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Speaker 1: think they're both valid. Come on, come on, I like

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Speaker 1: bold faced lie because you know it sounds like you

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Speaker 1: know you're you're highlighting it in bold and bald faced

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Speaker 1: lie because bald men are untruthful. Well, I guess bald

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Speaker 1: face means that you don't have a facial hair, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: not necessarily bald topped. But yeah, so those of you

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Speaker 1: are questioning how he got a corner, now you know?

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Speaker 1: What the hell? There's Chris Alvarado, disc Chris, not that.

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Speaker 1: What would you like to share with us today? I

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Speaker 1: haven't been feeling great and I don't know why. And

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Speaker 1: I'm usually pretty active and work out and like feeling

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Speaker 1: like pretty good, and then for like three full weeks

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, it's just like not

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Speaker 1: feeling great, and then to yesterday I started feeling good,

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Speaker 1: and today I feel better and I'm like, hey, fucking

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Speaker 1: turned the corner. Fucking Blessings to these days when we

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Speaker 1: fucking feel okay. That's all I want to say. Blessings

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Speaker 1: to these days where we fucking feel okay, good one

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Speaker 1: excellent one every now and then when I'm feeling okay,

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Speaker 1: I will remember to stop, be present and go, oh,

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Speaker 1: so this is what it feels like when I have

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Speaker 1: a call and go, funk, I wish I felt better.

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Speaker 1: M hmmmmm. Sure there's a better way, more clear way

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Speaker 1: for me to say that. Next up, Welcome back Caroline

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Speaker 1: Cottas than the average jag off. What was the oddest thing?

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Speaker 1: What is the oddest thing about two so far? Oh well,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to say the first thing that came

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Speaker 1: to my mind because I don't think it's okay, But

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Speaker 1: I have to say it because it's all I can

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Speaker 1: think about now. But I nothing's wrong with me, but

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Speaker 1: I didn't poop for like nine days, nine nine dates.

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Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with you as you has been resolved, But

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Speaker 1: I just, um, you know, was it a concrete block? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I forgot to put a stopper in there, which was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: maybe that's why, but it really it was one of

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Speaker 1: those things where maybe this is more reflection of me

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Speaker 1: maybe not being present, kind of like Christmas saying always

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Speaker 1: like thankful for his like feeling okay is I didn't

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Speaker 1: notice it until like the sixth day, and I go, well, something,

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Speaker 1: something's going on here. Well, then I think we might

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Speaker 1: have been pointed the actual issue. You've got to pay attention.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta let your body know, hey, it's poop

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Speaker 1: and you have time to get out. Yeah, and thank

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Speaker 1: you for that. Yeah, you need one of those squatty potties.

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Speaker 1: Maybe bring the knees up. I've tried that. I've tried,

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Speaker 1: like bid days all that stuff. I don't like all

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Speaker 1: that ship up in my ass. Yeah, but days to

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Speaker 1: help you like any like toilet I don't love wrong,

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Speaker 1: you just want to hold I don't like add ons

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Speaker 1: to toilets. I like just like give me an old

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Speaker 1: fashioned hole in the ground. To quote her, she said,

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Speaker 1: I don't want any of that, any of that ship

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Speaker 1: up in my ass. Yeah she did say that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's ironically holds it for nine days. Mixed signals and

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Speaker 1: now a tool saying with his bidet corner a tool. Um,

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Speaker 1: there's gonna be a lot of people may be in

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Speaker 1: this grouping who will tell you absolutely need one. You don't.

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Speaker 1: All right, you don't need one, but to to be regular,

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Speaker 1: there's fruits, foods you can eat. They will help you out.

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Speaker 1: Water is important. People put water to the side. Water

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Speaker 1: is crew shot out. For me, it's travel. Travel days

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Speaker 1: are bad. Okay, Oh, they're telling me back to you longer, longer,

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Speaker 1: stretch it up. Stretch This would be the universal signed

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Speaker 1: for off with your head. And what's this one? Stroll

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Speaker 1: it around a little bit cool, wrap it up, I think,

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Speaker 1: wrap it up or we're rolling one of the two,

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Speaker 1: whichever seems appropriate at the time. And last, but shank

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Speaker 1: your balls if you think of lace. It's Joey Greer

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Speaker 1: cries when done, what is the correct way to do it?

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Speaker 1: You know there there actually is? And I wanted to

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Speaker 1: say something, Oh there's Oh. Everyone find their own rhythm,

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Speaker 1: find their own passion, find their own voice in it.

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Speaker 1: That's wrong. There is a hundred percent correct way to

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Speaker 1: do it, and more importantly, an infinite amount of wrong

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Speaker 1: ways to do it, because if you're not doing it,

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Speaker 1: the right way. You're doing it the wrong way. That's

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Speaker 1: just the fact. So be mindful of that, because if

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Speaker 1: you do it the wrong way, even if you do

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Speaker 1: it nine nine percent correct and that point zero one

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Speaker 1: percent is off, you're gonna if people are gonna know,

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Speaker 1: they're gonna log it, they're gonna retain the information. You

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Speaker 1: will be a social pariah. So just remember that. All right.

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Speaker 1: We're here for everybody. We want it, We want it all,

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Speaker 1: and thank you for that. All of our scene suggestions,

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Speaker 1: That's alchemist email. Seen one comes from Malcolm Maniac del Russo,

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Speaker 1: who wrote, good day all. I hope everyone had a

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Speaker 1: safe and happy holiday. To whom it may concern a

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion spatch cock. It's an old school culinary technique

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Speaker 1: that sounds so dirty. Have fun with it. I love

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Speaker 1: you all, Chef, Chef, we are slammed out there. I

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Speaker 1: don't know what to do. But I mean, they love,

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Speaker 1: they love, they love what you're doing. But I, we

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Speaker 1: can't keep up. I don't know. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: the too, Chef. I need your your your your advice,

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Speaker 1: your guidance. You got it, you got it. Just come

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Speaker 1: a little closer, will you. There we go. That's gonna

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Speaker 1: snap you out of your current stress form. And I

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Speaker 1: want you to go back there with one thought and

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Speaker 1: one thought only. I got this. Thank you, this, Thank you, chef.

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Speaker 1: I got this. Oh my god, I love this. This

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Speaker 1: is so good. This is so good. It's really tasty.

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Speaker 1: You want me to keep feeding you goold? Do you mind? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: so scared about you picking date night, But this is good.

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Speaker 1: Why are you scared? Why are you scared? I've never scared.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe you were gonna pick a place

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Speaker 1: It's irrational. And yeah, and there's like an earthquake. I

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Speaker 1: don't know. I have this. Yeah, just place like that

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Speaker 1: a fear fear of mine. Oh my god, the same

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Speaker 1: dream happens every single night. I go into the room

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Speaker 1: and knives on the ceiling. You invited me in, and

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Speaker 1: I get inside there right when I step in, there's

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Speaker 1: like some cock roads pep. Sorry, can I cut you

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Speaker 1: off here? Um? I know that I was your therapist

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Speaker 1: and then we started dating. I'm no longer your therapist anymore.

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Speaker 1: So I I love you and you know I'm committing

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Speaker 1: to you, but I don't want to keep hearing about

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Speaker 1: these dreams. You need to go see someone else. Okay, right,

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Speaker 1: I just talked. I just dinner talk. It's just a

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Speaker 1: good talk. Okay. I know we used to date, but

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Speaker 1: you want me not to be your therapist, it seems. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll do it all right, Teddy, go

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Speaker 1: for it. Lay it on me. What have you been dreaming? Uh?

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Speaker 1: A lot, A lot, a lot and some crazy stuff. Um,

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Speaker 1: you've been working everything? Yeah a little bit. Umne. Michelle

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Speaker 1: doesn't really say anything about it, but you know I

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Speaker 1: do ask all my patients to ship. Sorry, sit short

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Speaker 1: with that was something that was freud. Here's the truth.

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Speaker 1: I just took a dump before you came in. And

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Speaker 1: I'm concerned the room smells because my bathroom is right

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Speaker 1: next to this office. And so you mean that door there, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: don't open it, and UM don't know, don't let me

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Speaker 1: just see please don't. So you're saying the body was

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Speaker 1: found here right outside this closed door, and that smell

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Speaker 1: is not actually coming from the body, that is correct? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: Well have you looked behind the door? Um, no one

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Speaker 1: of twenty seven years. I know most things. But what

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Speaker 1: the smell behind is I know what it is? No

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Speaker 1: reason to further detective ees back there. Do you know

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Speaker 1: Those are liars. People who tell the truth. Just speak.

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Speaker 1: They don't have a qualifier. So let's together open this

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Speaker 1: Detective Jones, twenty seven years on the forest. He was

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Speaker 1: There's nothing behind the door. I'm pretty sure these two

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Speaker 1: guys end up dead. Are dead? Officer? All right? Oh geez,

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Speaker 1: dare you come into my therapeutic office, Terry? Do you notice? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Is chef running a little behind? You have in trouble

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Speaker 1: getting getting the food out the table? I was having trouble,

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Speaker 1: but then as chef does, he taught me a lesson. Okay,

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Speaker 1: should jump get in on this chat. It shouldn't take

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Speaker 1: just needs to chop the fucking salad. This is our

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Speaker 1: lunch rush. I don't know. I don't know what cocking

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Speaker 1: he's smashed cocking every chicken that comes in. Something's up? Now, Yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: why don't you go? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Glenn, Glennah,

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Speaker 1: you're our server. I'm just gonna close out with you. Here,

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Speaker 1: here's my card, sir, sir, I'm sorry you you you're

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Speaker 1: still waiting on your food. I am, and I expect

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Speaker 1: that to be taken off the check. Okay, well, remind

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Speaker 1: me again of what you had? What was that? Jeff? Jeff,

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Speaker 1: they can hear you. That's our our chef. Is he's

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Speaker 1: a bond d he's just you go on vivan? Is

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Speaker 1: French for a lively person? So I was kind of right. Listen, Glenn,

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Speaker 1: and how long you've been waiting? And yeah, see, Terry,

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Speaker 1: what am I telling you? He's paying? Oh no, he's

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Speaker 1: not paying. Sorry I think Shoot, Okay, I'm sorry, Glenn,

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Speaker 1: A Glenn, I'm gonna have to ask for our check please,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I know we've just been waiting for

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Speaker 1: a while, but I just we're gonna have to have

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Speaker 1: our check now. Okay, yes, sorry, tell me where you

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Speaker 1: heard your your stepmother burst into flames. All right, And

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Speaker 1: you're a lizard, and you're you're gonna you know, you're

417
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Speaker 1: gonna learn the ways of the lizard. Now you're you're

418
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Speaker 1: saying wizard, right, I'm a full fledged wizard. Yes, I'm

419
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Speaker 1: saying the same thing that you're saying. Okay, yeah, look

420
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Speaker 1: you come from a long whine of lizards. Just tell

421
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Speaker 1: me what's really going on? Because I've been going to

422
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Speaker 1: the wrong library. Maybe what what is our species? Just wrong?

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Speaker 1: Liber bethel Um, Happy anniversary, Happy two week universary. I

424
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Speaker 1: don't know how to say. There's no easy way to

425
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Speaker 1: say this, but I've been having a fair and I remarried.

426
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Speaker 1: What what I'm sorry. I heard what you said. We've

427
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 1: been married for two weeks. How can you You can't

428
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Speaker 1: even legally get remarried. I know, and you gave me

429
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,800
Speaker 1: such a juicy diamond. I know at leaks every time.

430
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Speaker 1: But look, I just I think it's for the best

431
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Speaker 1: of us that I just get remarried. We say, fuck it,

432
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: we can still be married. I just got remarried. No, no, please,

433
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: as long as as anyone other than my sister, I will. Hey, Beth,

434
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Speaker 1: I hate you, hex Sexes. So here we go. This

435
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Speaker 1: is a nice book. Love Hexes, love Hexes. Oh, here

436
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Speaker 1: we go. Make anyone fall in love with you by

437
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: saying these four simple words. Got it? Oh sir, please

438
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: don't restact the books on your own. We'll we'll put

439
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: them back. Just put it on the cart really, yeah,

440
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: because sometimes people don't put them back in the right place.

441
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 1: So just I didn't. I pulled it out and then

442
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: there was this opening. I put it right back in

443
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: person to understand sir, it's just it's not you, it's

444
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Speaker 1: the other. So if you can just grab that book

445
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:33,199
Speaker 1: take it back out, can I tell you one quick thing? Yeah? Oh?

446
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: What God? What? God? Damn kids, my eye contact with me,

447
00:28:39,480 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: and I don't know what I said, the words words,

448
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: oh what do you want? Do you want me to

449
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: come my skin? I love you, I'll do whatever you need.

450
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,400
Speaker 1: Don't do anything you want me to do? Man, do

451
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:59,320
Speaker 1: you want me to do what I love? Make God

452
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: damn much, make Bethel fall in love with me anything.

453
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: The fucking foxy librarian, the one who wears the miniskirts

454
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Speaker 1: all the time, the one with the miniskirts. And of

455
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Speaker 1: course it's sorry I overheard saying my library just because

456
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Speaker 1: as a librarian I wear a three inch miniskirt and

457
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 1: Porson is not an invitation today. So that's my money.

458
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: And alright, that's I love this man, don't you talk?

459
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Are you the librarian? Not the same too?

460
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Speaker 1: That is the same. Number two see three comes from

461
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Speaker 1: patron v I. P. McCoy can't well, we love ourselves

462
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Speaker 1: and can't well? Who wrote? Hey K and the crew,

463
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: Happy holidays to all, knowing full well that if you

464
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Speaker 1: read this on air, it will be well after the

465
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Speaker 1: autumn slash winter holidays, except for maybe Groundhog Day. Uh ha.

466
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Speaker 1: A scene suggestion for you. When I was working between

467
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: high school and college, I almost bought a red Mazda

468
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: Miata convertible off Craigslist for a thousand bucks. I didn't,

469
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Speaker 1: but I almost did do with that. What you will,

470
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Speaker 1: cheers McCoy. That's what you call a genuine Ferrari, just right.

471
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: And you got this, uh from the internet. Is that

472
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Speaker 1: what you're saying? Yeah, you didn't go to a dealership

473
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Speaker 1: or a person's house. They rip you off. I want

474
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Speaker 1: to a person's house, want to a person's house? I

475
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: found them on the internet. And this is a Ferrari

476
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: Italian edition, full leather. I mean, technically every Ferrari should

477
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: be Italian. Who you want to the owner's house or

478
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: or a house in general? What's with all this question?

479
00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: This is a block party? Umil right? This is yeah, no,

480
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 1: But as I thought I put, I appreciate it, but

481
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: as your account and I got to ask these hard questions.

482
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 1: Was the car parked in the garage or in the

483
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 1: driveway or on the stand? How many other people? How

484
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: many other people are inviting their accountants at the block party.

485
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna right, we're friends, so I wanted to show

486
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: off my Ferrari, and you know we're gonna have a

487
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: good time, have a couple of a Hartsiders some truly's

488
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: you know, Larry, Larry as your friend and your accountant.

489
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: Do you want your accountant to not give a shit

490
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: about these things? I'm asking to ignore them. No, I

491
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 1: want my accountant to give a ship. Now I will

492
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Speaker 1: correct myself and say, maybe the day you bring this

493
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 1: beautiful car home is not the day for me to

494
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 1: grill you. So I'm gonna wait for the mark. Thank you?

495
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 1: All right, gorgeous freaking Ferrari. I don't know what you

496
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: wanted me to do with this. This is uh, this

497
00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:57,560
Speaker 1: isn't the Ferrari. I want you to detail it. I

498
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: thought i'd bring into a Ferrari dealership to get it

499
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: detailed the right way. Yeah yeah, yeah, but this seems

500
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:05,680
Speaker 1: to be a Meada with just a weird body. Kid.

501
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 1: That's impossible. It's not impossible. I mean you can see

502
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: the screws just drilled into it right here. It's car.

503
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 1: It's an old, it's an old, it's a classic Ferrari.

504
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: This is not a Ferrari. I mean, this is the time.

505
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: This is uh, it's a different car. You know, it's

506
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: a Cenzo. Are you jealous? Is that what's going on here?

507
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 1: I'm not working on Ferrari all the time. Do you

508
00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:36,000
Speaker 1: own a Ferrari? Of course? Oh you you okay, Okay,

509
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: I see what's going on. You're lying to me. You're

510
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 1: lying to me. You're jealous, Cenzo. Every Ferrari is not

511
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,440
Speaker 1: a seventy million dollars. I mean, you can get a

512
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: Ferrari for like you know, sixt, get something even even cheaper.

513
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: I heard. Sure if it's just a body, no engine,

514
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: no time, or or if you know, like this one.

515
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: I mean I I was one of the mechanics for

516
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: the months. I know, I know that. Hey, Cinzoenzo, you

517
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: got to see this beautiful vehicle I'm working on over here? Hey,

518
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: what what is this? A piece of ship? And you said?

519
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,200
Speaker 1: This is a mea that with a very strange body. Quie,

520
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: this this is a stand on our business. It's special

521
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: edition Cherry Ferrari. This is Cherry Ferra, cherr Cherry Ferrari.

522
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Speaker 1: Do you know how much you pay for this thing?

523
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: I hope and not more than fifty bucks? Oh you

524
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: got uh? Do you like the potato salad? It's pretty good? Right,

525
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,800
Speaker 1: it's pretty good. I mean it's not horrible. Why why

526
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 1: do you know it's really good. I changed up every block,

527
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: parding every blackboard. He made the potato salad. All right,

528
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: well that's that's fine. No, it tastes like a tangy salad.

529
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: You added some tang Yeah, secret ingredients. Well I could

530
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: sort of tell by the yellow tone. Yeah, maybe someone

531
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: decided mustard was part of potato salad. Actually it can be.

532
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:21,919
Speaker 1: It's a it's a southern thing. How southern are we going?

533
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 1: Are we talking Guatemala? No? Continental Us? Alright, there's no roommate.

534
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 1: Is the romane and there's no romaine? Alright, that's in

535
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: It might be part of my romin salad. Terry Rupin

536
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: for the football team this year. So you know, you

537
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 1: go out there and you get some sacks. All right, yeah, okay,

538
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: Hey Dan, I wanted to swing by real quick talk

539
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 1: to you about, you know, our little purchase. Um uh yeah, alright, alright,

540
00:34:54,080 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 1: spent grand Batman. The fucking the stupid guys of the

541
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: Ferrari dealership. We're saying like they're saying bad stuff about

542
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: the car. Wait wait, wait you took it to a Ferrari?

543
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: Wait wait what was this Ferrari dealership? Um? I don't know.

544
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 1: It's called for Ferrari Imporium. Okay, mistake number one. You

545
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 1: know they're they're gonna they're gonna hike up the prices.

546
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: They're gonna tell you all kinds of ship and you

547
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: need to see my guy. You need to see my guy. Okay,

548
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,759
Speaker 1: yeah you don't. Hey, Um, as you can see, I

549
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:36,200
Speaker 1: brought this vehicle in for a little detailing. Please, Yeah,

550
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: you got it? What do you call it? I call

551
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:45,520
Speaker 1: this uh debrah, but you might call it Chetti Ferrari Ferrari.

552
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Dan told me all right, great, yeah, uh oh,

553
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: I'm from Italy, born and raged. Um what do you

554
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: think of this? Uh? This this specific model? Pretty? Uh.

555
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I see you with

556
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,320
Speaker 1: a customer and I don't want to interrup, but hey, asshole,

557
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,320
Speaker 1: I just want to say, you fucking took the engine

558
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: out of my Honda Civic and smashed the windows. Asked

559
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: after I asked you to change the fucking oil. Well,

560
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 1: let me tell you this, maybe the oil wasn't agreeing

561
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,439
Speaker 1: with me, alright. Number one. Number two, Alright, I said,

562
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,879
Speaker 1: I like closed toes shoes at my shop. All right,

563
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: So I saw you a little freak. Does I got

564
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: sick to my tummy. I decided to excuse me. I

565
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:30,240
Speaker 1: was born that way. I was born with three lady lady,

566
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: guy guy. Yeah, I also happened to be But you

567
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 1: know what you hey, hey, hey, hey man, maybe you

568
00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:44,640
Speaker 1: want to write in my ferrari. No, that car is

569
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: a piece of ship. That's not a ferrari. You don't

570
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: want to bring it to this guy. He's gonna sunk

571
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: it up or you know what, Actually, what do you

572
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 1: mean by that? It means like you look like a

573
00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: fucking idiot and he's gonna scam your I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

574
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,399
Speaker 1: Somebody left three French bulldogs in a in a hot

575
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 1: the civic h with the windows rolled up. Okay, okay,

576
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: I just wanted everybody to know there's three dogs. I

577
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 1: just want to make sure that nothing's wrong. Okay, Well,

578
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: he's she telling you that they're trapping the claw. Go

579
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 1: check it in there on purpose. They like it like that.

580
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 1: They told me it's like a little dog. You know

581
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,320
Speaker 1: you're sick. You're a sick, fucking freak. Alright, let me

582
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: tell you something else. All right, let me just say this,

583
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: all right, let me just say this. You start, are

584
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:39,440
Speaker 1: you too kissing, kissing, talking about kissing, how do you

585
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 1: judge kissing? So you saw my guy? Yeah, yeah, he

586
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: was the real deal. He was the real deal. I

587
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:47,240
Speaker 1: told you he's the real deal. You get that feeling

588
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:50,719
Speaker 1: right when you're around somebody who knows it feels different. Hey,

589
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: now that you're a a vintage you know, car collector, Yeah, yeah,

590
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,160
Speaker 1: maybe it'd be interested in a Lamborghini at a Ford Lambeau.

591
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: You kidding me? What do you what do you got?

592
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: How much you got in a bank? Right now? This

593
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: is not a Lambo. This is a Honda Civic with

594
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: no engine and the windows are smashed, the doors, look

595
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: at the doors they go they go up because the

596
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,560
Speaker 1: hinges are broken. That is our show. That is our

597
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: fucking show. Oh man, Oh the doors go up on

598
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: the Honda. Yeah, I mean we've kind of seen everything

599
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: at this point. That was fucking super fun and a

600
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 1: little too close to reality. The very first car I

601
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: had was and my dad said, yeah, don't don't get that.

602
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: It was in the shop of the time because it

603
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: was a sports car and uh foreign model, and uh

604
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 1: you know, I just that was something. What you guys

605
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,960
Speaker 1: were doing was basically too believable. For me to jump

606
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: in because whatever whatever the guy said, you know, they

607
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:06,360
Speaker 1: have such confidence when they roll over you you just

608
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 1: start handing the money. Yes, sir, I'm sorry to question you.

609
00:39:10,120 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: Of course it's a lambeau. Oh, thank you all so much.

610
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: Let's start with Freaky Dog. If you're on Patreon, you

611
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: see that in the zoom Caroline Cotter, bless you. Happy

612
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: New Year. Uh. I was the whole family to dravigans

613
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 1: over the holiday. By the way, keep to share that information.

614
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: That's fair. That's fair. Um, but you know I'm alive still,

615
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: so that's what we have to thank um our Lord

616
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 1: and Savior Jesus Christ for m h and thank you

617
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 1: for being here. A tool sing Thanks, thank you, buddy,

618
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: thank you. This is this is almost this, this is

619
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: always so much fun and uh almost I always have

620
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:02,400
Speaker 1: a blast here and uh yeah thanks that. Yeah. The

621
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 1: car stuff put me in a little retrograde of of

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Speaker 1: the gifts that just keep on giving sake. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for being here. Craig Atkowski, thank you so much. Fun. Hey,

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Speaker 1: if you want a spatch cock a kicking yes, did

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Speaker 1: a kicking Remove the neck parts of the gizzards, cut

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Speaker 1: you get it. Feels like a lot of surgery, but

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Speaker 1: you for that, Jerry Grimman. I want to piggyback on

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Speaker 1: the batch cocking and kicking, because make sure to seas

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Speaker 1: Get underneath the skin. Are you gonna think No, I'm

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Speaker 1: also maybe slice some butter in there or some fat chickens.

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Speaker 1: I have a lot of fat. Thank you, Hannibal. I

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Speaker 1: want to thank all of our well, let's thank Doug baby.

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Speaker 1: We find folks that I hurt media. I mean it's

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Speaker 1: Kevin Pollack reminding you to please be kind to each

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