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Speaker 1: Then Jubile Show on demand. Hi anybody, I'm Johnny big

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Speaker 1: Rump and welcome to another exciting edition of Stupid Internet Question.

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Speaker 1: It's America's most exciting game show. It's the game where

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Speaker 1: we ask you the question that everybody's debating on the

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Speaker 1: dot com today. I'm Johnny big Rum and yes, it's

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Speaker 1: all real and all me, and it's a stupid Internet question.

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Speaker 1: I'm Johnny big Rump. Remember, you can be a contestant

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Speaker 1: on Stupid Internet Questions by simply calling us up eight

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Speaker 1: to eight three four three one oh six one. That's

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Speaker 1: eight eight eight three four three one to six one.

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Speaker 1: Or you can text in at four one oh six

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Speaker 1: one and maybe we'll read your text on the air

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Speaker 1: in another exciting round of Stupid Anternet Questions. What is

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Speaker 1: today's stupid Internet question. I'm Johnny big Rump. Today's stupid

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Speaker 1: Internet question is this. If you could have a secret society,

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Speaker 1: what would it be texting four one to six one,

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Speaker 1: call us up eight eight eight three four three one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. It would be something along the line

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Speaker 1: of bad moms love that, okay, and what would you

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Speaker 1: do in your bad mom's secret society? I would take

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Speaker 1: all the bad moms, but not actually bad momsy. They

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Speaker 1: do things that are pretty harmless the other moms where

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Speaker 1: people would judge them for okay, right, that's not like

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Speaker 1: snacking Mary Jane or swearing in front of your children. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I would take all those bad moms and we

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Speaker 1: would go to our building that we rented, and we

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Speaker 1: would just hobbox it. What's a week? Yeah, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: they have societies for moms that get together and drink

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Speaker 1: wine all the time. Why not bad mom's group that

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Speaker 1: gets together. It's like a friend who's in a book club,

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Speaker 1: and she said they literally get together and talk about

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Speaker 1: the book for five minutes and everyone starts to drinking, exactly,

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Speaker 1: Like those things are just excuses for people to party

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Speaker 1: when they're older, so they don't just have to go Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going over my friend's house to party like you

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Speaker 1: would do when you were in high school. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go over and drink at my friend Sandra's house on

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Speaker 1: a Tuesday night. Now it's like, we're oh, no, it's

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Speaker 1: a book club. What did you actually do in your

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Speaker 1: book club? We got hammered. It's crazy. Texting four one

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Speaker 1: six one. What secret society would you have. If you

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Speaker 1: could have a secret society, that says stupid Internet question, Christian,

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Speaker 1: mine would be called the Private Society of Private Planes

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Speaker 1: for poor people. And this would basically be where you

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Speaker 1: have secret little communities. You just fly in and then

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Speaker 1: you get to show off your private plane, but I

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Speaker 1: get to fly on it and be the judge. I'm

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Speaker 1: the poor person that gets to benefit from being all

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Speaker 1: the private planes. And then I'll just get there and

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Speaker 1: tell you like yours is good. You win. You could

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Speaker 1: find a sugar daddy to have you on his private

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Speaker 1: plane very easily. I'm going to do this at the community. Okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you could have some people that would love

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Speaker 1: to sign up in that one too. Stupid Internet questions,

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Speaker 1: And we're asking the question today if you could have

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Speaker 1: a secret society, what would it be, Bennett, I'm a

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Speaker 1: little hungry, so too, are you hungry? I might be

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Speaker 1: day in there. But if I had a secret society,

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Speaker 1: it would be the Secret Society of Taste Testers. So

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Speaker 1: like you know, you you pull up men in black

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Speaker 1: to any restaurant or candy shop that you want to

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Speaker 1: and everyone's like, oh, who is that? What's going on?

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Speaker 1: You flash from your low card, no questions asked. You

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Speaker 1: get to tease anything that you want. That's a good

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Speaker 1: I like it. And then you got to flash something

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Speaker 1: in front their eyes before you leave. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: like the men in Black like you don't remember me?

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Speaker 1: I oh, like a candy And now I'm gone. That's awesome.

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Speaker 1: That's a lot better than what I was thinking. Flash

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Speaker 1: them in front of their eyes. I was like, and

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Speaker 1: then what you open up your pants like flash on

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Speaker 1: the leading body parts. Middle finger. Still sounds like a

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Speaker 1: fun secret society. I like it. Text doesn't take us

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Speaker 1: one six one. If you could have a secret society,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? It's stupid questions. That would be

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Speaker 1: a great scatiety that too, just look it up. If

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Speaker 1: I were to have a secret society, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what it would be called. I mean, one, everybody knows

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Speaker 1: I already want to be a member of the Illuminati.

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Speaker 1: If everybody knows, jay Z, give me alf on Niverse

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Speaker 1: because I want to ask ye if I can be

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Speaker 1: a member of the Illuminati. I think that's how you

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Speaker 1: do it. You just go, hey man a big fan. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean some sort of like initiation. Yeah, but can

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Speaker 1: I be in the Illuminati, and then he goes, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: that's how it works. I think, let me ask Beyonce

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Speaker 1: and she goes, yeah, that's fine, and he's like, yeah, school,

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Speaker 1: so probably if you're over five eight, well then I

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Speaker 1: get screwed. I guess mine. I don't know what I

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Speaker 1: would call it, but it would be a secret society

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Speaker 1: of people getting together, and every single week, one person

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Speaker 1: would choose the weirdest thing that a group of people

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Speaker 1: could do together in private. It doesn't have to be dirty,

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Speaker 1: doesn't have to be just the weirdest thing, and then

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Speaker 1: you just do that thing together for a while. You

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Speaker 1: just do something incredibly weird together where all of you

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Speaker 1: leave your secret society and go I can never tell

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Speaker 1: anybody that that happened. But that was so fun but

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Speaker 1: also such a weird thing. Why did we stand there

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Speaker 1: for an hour and flick Johnny and the nipples? Oh

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Speaker 1: say I fall in? If you're on a trip, YouTube

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Speaker 1: God call us up right now at any date three

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Speaker 1: four three one to six one text in four one

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Speaker 1: o six one. It's stupid Internet questions. What secret society

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Speaker 1: would you have? If you could have a secret society,

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Speaker 1: and would anybody like to flick Nope. Bennett in the

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Speaker 1: Nipples calls up any date three point three one to

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