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Speaker 1: It's time for comedy roulette and uh so, here are

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Speaker 1: the subjects, guys, ready for this old player pickup lines?

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Speaker 1: The things your parents said to threaten you? Right, and

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Speaker 1: this one. Things father say on their daughter's first date.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, got it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna spind the wheel all of those oh it

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Speaker 1: stopped on Things father say on their daughter's first date.

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Speaker 1: All right, Jay, let's.

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Speaker 2: Go Okay, how about I just whoop you lass? Will

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Speaker 2: you go out? Just get that out of the way.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Wow, come on, junior.

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Speaker 1: Things father say and their daughter's first date. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: what did you want, Joe, bitch? You weary to say?

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Speaker 1: Things father say on their daughter's first date?

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Speaker 4: He little dude face tied me the whole time. Cut

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Speaker 4: it on, put it on right now, right now?

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Steve. Thanks father saying their first date. Jay.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me check your pocket. You've got time in

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Speaker 2: your pockets because if you do, if you.

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Speaker 1: Do, father saying their daughter's first date, you hear what

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Speaker 1: you got. I just want you to know the hit

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Speaker 1: man name is Harold.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right, Things father say on their daughter's first date.

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Speaker 4: Steve at little man, No man, I'm gonna need a

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Speaker 4: half sapple.

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Speaker 1: Guy here. They don't. Things father say on their daughter's

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Speaker 1: first date.

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Speaker 2: Jay, Okay, you need to tell what you're going so

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Speaker 2: I can meet you out there, all right, because I'll

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Speaker 2: just tell me where you hear it. I'll meet you there.

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Speaker 2: You can take your car and i'll meet you there.

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Speaker 2: I'll be there, okay, all right.

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Speaker 1: Things father say on their daughter's first date.

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Speaker 4: I just want you to know you might be too

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Speaker 4: young to get life insurance, but get something for your

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Speaker 4: leader's house. Make sure your mom and there, mister beneficial.

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Speaker 1: All right, last one, Steve. Things father say on their

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Speaker 1: daughter's first date.

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Speaker 4: Say, man, put your hands up on this counter so

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Speaker 4: I can cut them off. I'll give them back to

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Speaker 4: you when you come back home. Now, drive what you

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Speaker 4: you need to go slow anyway.

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Speaker 1: That's not even left for today. We'll have more of

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.