Speaker 1: Look, oh, I see you my own look over there
Speaker 1: is that culture. Yes, goodness, wow, lost cult, dang lost
Speaker 1: Cultuisa's calling back in the studio. Back on film. The
Speaker 1: theme is read and speaking of which oh my God
Speaker 1: or gasmic you know? Okay.
Speaker 2: So I was just home because it was my parents'
Speaker 2: thirty fifth wedding anniversary on Labor Day. They got married
Speaker 2: in a Greek Orthodox ceremony. I asked my mother where
Speaker 2: all the diet coke was in the house, and she said,
Speaker 2: you know, I stopped drinking eight years ago.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, it's back. It's back in
Speaker 1: a big way. A couple things up up top, we
Speaker 1: have to do housekeeping wise, it is post Labor Day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: New York City went immediately into fall a great way.
Speaker 1: I've been feeling it. Kathy Hokele and Eric Adams are
Speaker 1: are forever. This is why you cannot stand a politician.
Speaker 1: And I'm saying, like, the only way to engage with
Speaker 1: politicians is to hate them. That's that's my take. And
Speaker 1: then is never gonna the same listen, and then she's
Speaker 1: her office is absolutely sprawling, right, three different subway stations today.
Speaker 1: Fucked couldn't get up here to save my life to
Speaker 1: the studio because we're tactile. How do you feel about
Speaker 1: New York in the fall? Fucking love New York in
Speaker 1: the fall?
Speaker 2: I literally, can I tell you what I was doing
Speaker 2: seconds ago, drinking off? No, I actually didn't drink off
Speaker 2: this morning because I have a date later tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh you can't. It's actually a really culture number eighteen.
Speaker 1: You can't jack off in the morning if you have
Speaker 1: a date that night. At age thirty four. What rule
Speaker 1: of culture is that thirty four four? You can't jack
Speaker 1: off in the morning if you have a day later
Speaker 1: that night at the age of thirty four.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I'm kind of hoping to like, I
Speaker 2: don't know what I'm having. No, I get it, I'm
Speaker 2: a sentence. But I was just I was walking on
Speaker 2: the street and I was wearing a jacket, listening to bleachers.
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't love that our guest is coughing. Our
Speaker 1: guest is.
Speaker 3: I told you it's my cough, not yours.
Speaker 1: It's her cough. But that's what I was doing.
Speaker 3: My cough has has been moved in for two and
Speaker 3: a half weeks, and it's staying.
Speaker 1: It's a little Longa. This is literally no, no, no, you're.
Speaker 3: Almost I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't, well, this is not you can't just have
Speaker 1: her coming because this is a moment in time, moment.
Speaker 3: No, I'm having a manic episode already, Like they're going
Speaker 3: to be unlistenable.
Speaker 1: She has jet lag. Which is the perfect state podcast.
Speaker 2: I mean, the return to the pod of one of
Speaker 2: the all time grades, one of the all times, and
Speaker 2: this is going to actually take the readers by storm.
Speaker 1: This is giving new Moon and virgo. Oh wow, yeah, giving,
Speaker 1: We're back to We're back to the roots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know who this is, by the way, iconic Leo.
Speaker 2: And we just dragged Leo's to filth on the last episode.
Speaker 3: I want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but it's Leo. Man, play the play the episode,
Speaker 1: play the tape, by the.
Speaker 3: Whole episode for we've heard that. We listened to the
Speaker 3: whole episode and I can't believe you said.
Speaker 1: That bit bit she's a vocalist.
Speaker 3: Bit It was male le never met one? Really, who
Speaker 3: is one?
Speaker 1: Sean Mendes, Ben Affleck never met them, don't they're going
Speaker 1: to guess you. Our guest has a lot of things,
Speaker 1: a lot of things on the Agenda podcast of course,
Speaker 1: Come for me the special coming out October seventeenth on
Speaker 1: deep streaming services. Thank you and Madam V Yes ms
Speaker 1: Madam VP.
Speaker 3: Miss weep dot com and.
Speaker 1: A big announcement coming in next month and shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up only in the building.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, forget it.
Speaker 2: Forget you remember her now because welcome to you.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that was. Welcome back to your ears,
Speaker 1: the one the only cat.
Speaker 3: You'll make me wana be happier.
Speaker 1: I forgot about drink the milk cup. I want more.
Speaker 3: I'm like an Ali cat, drink the milk cup. I
Speaker 3: want more.
Speaker 1: Obvious cum thing.
Speaker 3: I got such a cum thing right up top. I
Speaker 3: gotta come.
Speaker 1: I got a cum thing. Why where did you come from?
Speaker 1: I've been getting.
Speaker 3: Are you stressed because the trains?
Speaker 1: I do have transit travel anxiety. Let's let it go.
Speaker 3: I'm so I would be home with my family. So
Speaker 3: good to see you girls. Thank you for having me
Speaker 3: on the podcast. I just got back last night from London, England, Edinburgh.
Speaker 1: She's not nomber legend winner.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I did Adam Bride in my European tour. I've been
Speaker 3: gone three months. Yeah, I was heaven on Earth. I
Speaker 3: have to say it was just really nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just really nice to miss the New York summer.
Speaker 3: I always run from the heat, and I'm in time
Speaker 3: for the chill and time for a sweater and the stew.
Speaker 1: I know, Oh my god, you came back right on time.
Speaker 3: Look at this? Do you want me to do this?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine?
Speaker 1: What? Poor? Poor your belief? My mood?
Speaker 2: Honestly, like, I have had kind of an annoying day
Speaker 2: because I came here to the studio at ten am
Speaker 2: thinking it was ten am, and it was. It was
Speaker 2: actually that thing of my time difference because east coast,
Speaker 2: west coast.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 2: So meanwhile you're over in London times an international episode.
Speaker 3: No, I like it. I love coming distrection because you
Speaker 3: wake up early and you feel so powerful, of course,
Speaker 3: and then you could go to bed early and you
Speaker 3: feel so healthy.
Speaker 1: Oh forget it.
Speaker 2: There was a huge stretch of time where I was
Speaker 2: waking up naturally at five thirty am. You imagine all
Speaker 2: I wanted to do was hang on to that and
Speaker 2: be a bad person.
Speaker 1: Early for me is like yeah, same, I try to
Speaker 1: wake up at eight am.
Speaker 3: Wow, every day.
Speaker 1: I try, and even the weekends now do you both
Speaker 1: work out a lot? I work out six days a
Speaker 1: week starting.
Speaker 3: Okay, boy, is you know what I do? They moved
Speaker 3: to the city, got a big studio, and now they're gay.
Speaker 3: You're still gay. We're checking in.
Speaker 1: Actually, and actually that's getting harder, is it, gay guys?
Speaker 3: It's getting worse. Yeah, it gets worse.
Speaker 1: The other day done with gay guys. Didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I said, I need to take a break from gay guys.
Speaker 1: Y'all are annoying.
Speaker 3: I do think to gigs, what do you think? Well,
Speaker 3: I love gig guys. I can't get enough of this stuff.
Speaker 3: Everywhere I go. It's crazy. I'll be in another city
Speaker 3: and all I'll be immediately be like London.
Speaker 1: The London ones chic, They're heaven on her.
Speaker 3: I love my community.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I was talking to my dad yesterday about like living
Speaker 2: in like New York or the age old question, and
Speaker 2: I was like, you.
Speaker 1: Don't live in London.
Speaker 3: That'd be fabulous. I will just go do that and
Speaker 3: adore you.
Speaker 1: The gays. Then you say, you say they're sic they're
Speaker 1: very chic. Yeah, I mean period.
Speaker 3: Well, I walk into the studio, I go, I go
Speaker 3: to your producer, I go, hey, Where does Matt live?
Speaker 3: That's where we're at live.
Speaker 1: Everywhere you live at all? Matt? When I realized he
Speaker 1: is feeling, he's going through uprooting constantly. He's constantly he's
Speaker 1: just not roots anywhere. You know, I don't root.
Speaker 3: It's scary to root, it's scary to route.
Speaker 2: Especially because you you've tried to root before and it's
Speaker 2: been like a mistake, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Why do you live in Brooklyn?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why you're asking you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So far from your job.
Speaker 1: She wants to know why you don't live I'm worried
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 3: You were in Manhattan of course five years now, but
Speaker 3: you were Brooklyn before for five years, but things changed.
Speaker 1: But after the five years in both, she says, in Manhattan,
Speaker 1: and that's where you belong. Were you guys? Just because
Speaker 1: I would say, were you guys? Just talking about that?
Speaker 3: Because I go, where's bone coming from?
Speaker 1: And that's why?
Speaker 3: Why would go and live there?
Speaker 1: That's so interesting? Why I kill you?
Speaker 3: Love it?
Speaker 1: I love it?
Speaker 3: And I'm do you have a fancy high rise?
Speaker 1: I like it's not a high rise. I like my
Speaker 1: apartment though a lot. I love my apartments. But beyond that,
Speaker 1: I can't give you a great reason beyond that.
Speaker 3: Your life could be so much easier really and the
Speaker 3: best for you. I want you to be close to
Speaker 3: your amazing job.
Speaker 1: But like Manhattan is just like full of and I
Speaker 1: was one of them, but I was like full of
Speaker 1: these little n YU can't and I'm just like, stay away.
Speaker 1: Why do you love Manhattan?
Speaker 3: I hammer Cats. I'm in Hammercat's mystery box.
Speaker 1: You would actually really do well.
Speaker 3: I'm the only in their thirties, and.
Speaker 1: They would worship you. Cat Co was the to my mind,
Speaker 1: it's like you and like Melissa Rich. It's like the
Speaker 1: one Cis woman who comes to Fire Island. Everyone just worships.
Speaker 1: Have you been? You haven't been in a while, have you?
Speaker 3: I went for one day last year, but I've been
Speaker 3: even twice. But yeah, I describe it as like during
Speaker 3: the day, you're developed the ball, the lights go down,
Speaker 3: they trample over your dead body. You're fully being stomped
Speaker 3: to death.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, but that that happens to anyone.
Speaker 1: That The last week I was fun, you know, it
Speaker 1: was low key. The most recent time. There were no
Speaker 1: parties and it was actually but we were always a key.
Speaker 1: There are parties. It's just there were no like theme,
Speaker 1: there was no like like. It wasn't like this, it
Speaker 1: wasn't more like it was more like.
Speaker 2: So basically what we did this year was we Well,
Speaker 2: you weren't there the first in June we went to
Speaker 2: Fire Island, but he was shooting in Vancouver, so I
Speaker 2: was there on like an off week in June, and
Speaker 2: like the week before Labor Day this time. And then
Speaker 2: prob when we went to Provincetown, we were there for
Speaker 2: family Week, so we kind of weren't there for any
Speaker 2: of the party weeks anywhere, but we had like sort
Speaker 2: of our little ulti vacation moments.
Speaker 3: I see, are you very ore Islands?
Speaker 1: It's hard to say, oh, I want to. I want to.
Speaker 3: Like everyone's adores it.
Speaker 1: I think you would.
Speaker 3: Everyone's adoring it, but it seems far away.
Speaker 2: It is, but also like in the grand scheme, like
Speaker 2: not really, I will say, like getting there feels like
Speaker 2: less of a whole, Like it's like a grand majestic
Speaker 2: moment when you get to Fire Island.
Speaker 3: It's so intense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: I did take a tiny plane to Province and I
Speaker 2: felt like I was in an old film.
Speaker 1: Keep Scare You.
Speaker 3: Scare, Yeah, a plane from where Boston?
Speaker 1: Boston.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go. I won't want I don't
Speaker 3: want to go there.
Speaker 1: You got it. You're like Rene rap I hate Boston vibes.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I newly love her. I just learned
Speaker 3: about her because my young friend told me.
Speaker 1: Who's your young friend?
Speaker 3: My young friend Carly shout out.
Speaker 1: Shout out. You got to keep a gen Z girl around.
Speaker 3: To tell yeah, can is this okay? Or tell me?
Speaker 3: I go, I'm not actually not going to get into
Speaker 3: you must think what I asked her. I'll be like, oh, now,
Speaker 3: I actually like I'm a hundred years old, but I go,
Speaker 3: what is body tea? Oh?
Speaker 1: Buddy? Someone said body tea to me.
Speaker 3: I go, so can you tea everything?
Speaker 1: When your body is tea, it means like you look good.
Speaker 3: I knew it was a good thing.
Speaker 1: So someone said body t to you.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm.
Speaker 1: Too sorry to bring it back. What what's that from?
Speaker 1: It's from your last episode, the last episode.
Speaker 3: Two Dago. I haven't talked to y'all since ninety since
Speaker 3: ninety three. I saw you in ninety six because you
Speaker 3: had drinks.
Speaker 1: Drink in ninety ninety five, we saw each other at
Speaker 1: the opening night of A Mary off Broadway.
Speaker 3: I know, but for one second, for one calendar second.
Speaker 1: That's not enough seconds at all.
Speaker 3: I know. So when are you back at work?
Speaker 1: I do fucking know.
Speaker 3: You don't not me?
Speaker 1: Not me?
Speaker 3: Are you happy about everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Get into the real share.
Speaker 3: Are you guys happy about everything or sad?
Speaker 1: I'm okay.
Speaker 3: I only so, honey. I never see you ever?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I can I tell you something.
Speaker 2: This is one of the reasons why I want to
Speaker 2: be back in New York is because truly my family
Speaker 2: of friends is here.
Speaker 3: But that's because I look at my phone. I get
Speaker 3: back in town and I go, who lives here? Who
Speaker 3: lives here?
Speaker 1: I don't even know? You know, well, that is a
Speaker 1: hard thing. I will say.
Speaker 3: There he is gone. Yeah, mister mister p isn't we
Speaker 3: did an.
Speaker 1: Escape room with him? We didn't, in.
Speaker 3: Fact a sentence, and I go, mom, ignoring.
Speaker 2: Every five years we do an escape room with Pat
Speaker 2: and our friend Jared, who loves you, and you know character, here's.
Speaker 3: My person of me in an escape room. Let's go.
Speaker 1: I want you to know.
Speaker 2: That's really kind of the vibe for all of us.
Speaker 2: But we all have our own little skills that contribute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you say, the key to an escape room is
Speaker 1: everyone spread out and everyone shout from one end of
Speaker 1: the room to the other with the person on the
Speaker 1: other end of the room. That makes sense perfect. You know,
Speaker 1: if you do enough, you get good at it.
Speaker 2: Like I've done enough now where I'm like, I know
Speaker 2: there was like a remember there was that woman was
Speaker 2: like an old frog woman.
Speaker 1: Okay, so in this last escape room.
Speaker 3: We're talking about me like that.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't spoil body in the corner.
Speaker 2: We did one in l A there was like a
Speaker 2: frog woman who was wearing an outfit and every item
Speaker 2: of clothing was a different color. And I said, that's
Speaker 2: going to come into play, come to five.
Speaker 3: Why was there a woman in it?
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. I can't look you on the mic.
Speaker 3: Sorry, would be like hold on because I'm.
Speaker 1: Waiting to eat until after the podcast, because let your
Speaker 1: friend eat. Thank you, not one of the mic.
Speaker 2: Because I'm looking out for all the readers of mist
Speaker 2: Aphonia out there, the readers of Missophonia.
Speaker 1: You are a community. Ironically, you don't stop making sounds.
Speaker 1: Christ I would never alienate the fans, only.
Speaker 3: Get it. I'm jella brain.
Speaker 1: You're actually your top.
Speaker 3: Of mind, know you guys. That's because this is a
Speaker 3: top of mind.
Speaker 1: What is the top of mind? T mine what's top
Speaker 1: of mind for you? Pop?
Speaker 3: Culturally, I don't know something that everyone saw ten years ago.
Speaker 3: I just watched Game of throw.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about him. Two binges.
Speaker 3: I watched all Game of Thrones last summer. Unbelievable show.
Speaker 3: Check it out and I want to be on it.
Speaker 3: Chext watch where is it filming?
Speaker 1: I watched.
Speaker 3: Yell at Me again posterizing Dragon. I want to rail
Speaker 3: rail rail bounce, bounce, bounce on that guy from Dragon,
Speaker 3: which one now, the one in House of Dragon, who's like.
Speaker 1: Matthew, Matt Smith Smith, Matt Smith. I want him where
Speaker 1: big fuck energy. He was at Tribeca Film Festival. He
Speaker 1: was He was playing Robert Mapplethorpe in a movie God Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he he was down to He.
Speaker 2: Looks over at us in our like jackets and he
Speaker 2: I remember making icons.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was charged, and he goes it suits you?
Speaker 3: Is he be? Did he be?
Speaker 1: He gave be like like he wanted to fuck both
Speaker 1: of us, which it was.
Speaker 2: Giving it was And I don't know this about him
Speaker 2: and I know that I'm on one with this word.
Speaker 2: But it was give like narcissists. Like it's like I
Speaker 2: want you to leave this room being like he would
Speaker 2: fuck me.
Speaker 1: That's the headline.
Speaker 3: Smith nurse, not nurse Nars liquid concealer. I am so
Speaker 3: attracted him it makes me I'm actually really horny right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah good.
Speaker 3: I never see him. I have a boyfriend. Never seen
Speaker 3: him in my life. He's always we're always gone London.
Speaker 3: What I mean is that we moved in together in
Speaker 3: May and we haven't lived there.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: You know, he's the best man on her he is.
Speaker 3: I think Thursday evening I'll hopefully get torn torn in,
Speaker 3: split in.
Speaker 1: Really love it by a good man, half by my beloved,
Speaker 1: title of that flint and half my beloved. Now, well,
Speaker 1: I told you who I want. I don't love you half.
Speaker 3: I want to my love.
Speaker 1: But who do you want to?
Speaker 3: I want me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? And I still don't know that is
Speaker 1: I think that is doable.
Speaker 3: Reach out if makes you.
Speaker 1: Guys aren't open.
Speaker 3: Every now and then we're like are we Oh no,
Speaker 3: we're not. We did it. For one second, we're both.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I can't imagine how scary.
Speaker 3: I know, but life is so long. I know, Like
Speaker 3: that's scary.
Speaker 1: Life is so scary.
Speaker 3: Are you single? Yeah, and you're single.
Speaker 1: But he's going to take tonight, I know. I was Telline.
Speaker 2: I was telling Catherine that, like, I have done that
Speaker 2: thing where it's like I've come to New York and
Speaker 2: like over scheduled type of thing. There is one guy
Speaker 2: that I'm liking quite a bit, really, but I also.
Speaker 1: Have the walls I haven't met up.
Speaker 3: Like your walls are up.
Speaker 2: The walls are up, and they were they were always
Speaker 2: so down and now post one experience they're up.
Speaker 3: But like, but I'm trying post experience, you'reving a post experience.
Speaker 1: It's a treatment conversation. I think it's coming on. I'm
Speaker 1: going on. I'm going on Saturday. This is the biggest
Speaker 1: anisode I think, do you guys you.
Speaker 3: Know what I think? Actually, I'm feeling, so I'm feeling.
Speaker 3: It's twenty twenty four. I finally feel normal.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's great.
Speaker 3: Since twenty nineteen, yes, yeah, that's when I was normal
Speaker 3: and happy and then crazy crazy crazy, and even the
Speaker 3: last few years I've been just like like scratching through
Speaker 3: and now I'm like being back at the Edinburgh Festival
Speaker 3: as well. Like, yeah, being among like just among the
Speaker 3: crowds and the people, just like I love life. Like
Speaker 3: I feel normal again. That's top of mine being normal,
Speaker 3: being horny.
Speaker 1: Did you did you lose horniness during the pandemic?
Speaker 3: Oh, first half, I was having the best sex of
Speaker 3: my life, so we were only bright and I hadn't
Speaker 3: been together that long, so it was buckfast. And then
Speaker 3: the past two years I was on so many antidepressants.
Speaker 3: I was just dried shrivel. And then now I'm getting
Speaker 3: my groove back.
Speaker 1: As they say, isn't that interesting? I also feel I'm
Speaker 1: getting my horny.
Speaker 3: Really, are you age?
Speaker 1: I'm h and I'm I'm medicated.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two point five milligrams of lexaprowa day that you're
Speaker 2: not gonna what's normal?
Speaker 1: I got my little pilk cutter. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the minimum, just the smallest does they come in is
Speaker 1: five And I have to oh, wow, Beau zaps me down. Really,
Speaker 1: I was on ten and it was not good.
Speaker 2: Five I felt kind of amazing, and then I went
Speaker 2: to ten, thinking, oh, this is a quote unquote real dose,
Speaker 2: and I was getting more depressed.
Speaker 1: I think because I.
Speaker 2: Couldn't feel my body. It's so and I to feel
Speaker 2: like Matt Rogers, I just do. Yeah, I can't be
Speaker 2: myself if I don't have access to my dick.
Speaker 3: I'm on ten of pro and I mean, here's what happens.
Speaker 3: Every like six months, I'll be like, this isn't doing anything.
Speaker 3: Stop taking it, start crying, start taking it again. Life's
Speaker 3: roller coaster. I keep actually I actually have to stop.
Speaker 3: I keep going out to people in their face and going.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's sweet.
Speaker 1: How do you think it's started? How do you think
Speaker 1: it started? This behavior?
Speaker 3: I just want to I just love everyone right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what? You know what I've
Speaker 1: been doing, and I don't know where it came from.
Speaker 2: I wink at people and I say, I say my love,
Speaker 2: my I call everyone my love, and I wink my
Speaker 2: love is tough.
Speaker 3: That was worse than lover, I think, by the way,
Speaker 3: to answer your question, who was afraid.
Speaker 1: The garden?
Speaker 3: And I okay, have going through the garden and.
Speaker 1: A bit away wait a lot of gardens in her song.
Speaker 3: I fucking you know I love her?
Speaker 1: Of course, I mean you know that I'm seeing her
Speaker 1: a sixth time Miami. Have you seen it yet?
Speaker 3: Have you seen that? Yeah? I went in Denver, Colorado.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think we were like on Instagram stories
Speaker 3: where are you and the big Yes? It was so wonderful.
Speaker 3: I now do you guys? This is a question we
Speaker 3: always come back to on a little podcast I like
Speaker 3: to call Seek Treatment, but we always come back to
Speaker 3: this question. Do you think Kelsey's own game? Oh?
Speaker 1: What do I think it?
Speaker 3: Do you think Kelsey is endgame?
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 2: I I think Kelsey is endgame in terms of baby,
Speaker 2: every intention that they have right now. I cate, I
Speaker 2: don't know what craziness goes on at that level of celebrity, at.
Speaker 1: That height, like what could happen? What does happen? But
Speaker 1: let me tell you, I think they're going for it.
Speaker 3: I think I think she's gonna have a babe.
Speaker 1: I think she is. I think album thirteen is gonna
Speaker 1: be the pregnancy, the baby album.
Speaker 3: I would love to watch her and learn from her.
Speaker 2: Why do you say album thirteen? Is that just because
Speaker 2: you think that's the So you think there will be
Speaker 2: a twelve that is like a different era that we
Speaker 2: don't know?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 3: Oh so we're at eleven, right at eleven.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's gonna be a twelve, So twelve has to
Speaker 1: come first, obviously, And how did you think of that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think she's gonna do twelve and
Speaker 1: it's gonna be something thirteen. It's not gonna be baby album.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back to like country like first debut vibes. Okay,
Speaker 1: what makes sense? I think twelve. I think the next
Speaker 1: album has to because she's probably tired as fuck.
Speaker 3: I'm worried about He's like, hell, yeah, you think she's tired? Yeah,
Speaker 3: who wouldn't be?
Speaker 1: Who wouldn't be?
Speaker 3: I'm like, what's gonna I'm like when the tour ends, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think she's gonna She's gonna it's
Speaker 1: gonna be.
Speaker 3: So intense that that's such an intense feeling to be
Speaker 3: worried about her.
Speaker 1: No, no, No, She's gonna go into like Death Valley
Speaker 1: and let out an hour long fart. It's going to
Speaker 1: be such a belief so long I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I bet Travis farts in front of her all the time.
Speaker 2: And do you think how how long do you think
Speaker 2: it took Taylor Swift to stop being like stop, I think,
Speaker 2: do you think she thinks it's fucking rad?
Speaker 1: There's a clip, there's a little snippet of them. I
Speaker 1: forgot who released it, but it was like one of
Speaker 1: that was either Taylor or Travis released it. But it's
Speaker 1: like Taylor's cooking like babysitting like a stovetop, and he
Speaker 1: just sneaks up behind her and kisses her on the
Speaker 1: cheek and I'm like, Okay, I don't care, Like that's real,
Speaker 1: that's real love. Mary Deblige, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Of course I believe it's real.
Speaker 1: Of course it is.
Speaker 3: Do you guys believe in love?
Speaker 1: Yes? Me too.
Speaker 3: But it's hard sometimes.
Speaker 1: What would you bring back from what do you miss
Speaker 1: the most?
Speaker 3: What did I bring back?
Speaker 1: What would you bring back culturally from Edinburgh?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? I mean for me, I just love.
Speaker 3: I love the vibes, the haunted city, beautiful architecture, the weather.
Speaker 3: I love like That's why I'm happy to come back
Speaker 3: to autumn. And I love being singularly focused on a
Speaker 3: task at hands. So every day you sleep late, you're
Speaker 3: so it's Broadway. It's like you're like every day like
Speaker 3: boom boom, boom boom, boom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: What about y'all?
Speaker 1: I mean this is literally my what's going on with you?
Speaker 3: The train?
Speaker 1: The train? For sure?
Speaker 3: It's the train, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's the train.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll talk, We'll talk.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. Is it work Yeah, it's like works, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's works, stuff workstocks.
Speaker 3: I know she left me roses by the stairs. Let
Speaker 3: your girls, she left me roses by stairs.
Speaker 1: Wait, do you remember this? You remember?
Speaker 3: It was so good?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hammer Cats.
Speaker 1: He's he can the other one though.
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's actually so you were.
Speaker 1: Really close, very close, danger Box hammer Cats.
Speaker 3: Maybe more iconic duo. I'll wait, all fucking wait, what
Speaker 3: are you gonna say?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: What do I remember?
Speaker 1: I wanted, but I had a deep.
Speaker 2: Urge to ask you, like what your spiritual feelings are
Speaker 2: on Sabrina Carpenter because I do feel.
Speaker 3: Like, obviously I want to open for her. I think
Speaker 3: we're a matchma literally, I was thinking the same Sabrina
Speaker 3: comedy line. I think I should open for you, yeah,
Speaker 3: on your tour. I think you would die for me
Speaker 3: and I would take a bullet for you. She's fabulous,
Speaker 3: She's fabulous.
Speaker 2: I think you're a little bit Chapel you're a little
Speaker 2: bit Charlie, you're a little bit Sabrina.
Speaker 1: You're actually all.
Speaker 3: Three so nice. I feel connected with them all three spiritually.
Speaker 1: You are the white beam of light that refracts the prism.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: That's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: Occasion because you have Charlie. You have Charlie I think
Speaker 2: like impact chapel energy, and you have Sabrina pov.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh thank you. Uh and in twenty twenty four
Speaker 1: you can do anything with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that what?
Speaker 3: We're almost done with that one?
Speaker 1: Right? Ye? Yeah, yes, that's like I think we're firmly
Speaker 1: we're right on Q four.
Speaker 3: I don't care about time and space?
Speaker 1: Are you about to do so? Mariah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah yeah? Is that what she says?
Speaker 1: She doesn't believe in time? So Yah says that how
Speaker 1: do you not know this? When people I like ask
Speaker 1: her her age, people like you're like this soul, it's
Speaker 1: been like this long since this album, She's like, I
Speaker 1: don't believe in time. I think she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Believe in saying her age. But yeah, yeah, well she
Speaker 2: knows she's famously nocturnal.
Speaker 1: Oh really, oh yeah like you Oh no, no, you
Speaker 1: wake up early?
Speaker 3: No leap a lot. I'm neither my perfect world. I
Speaker 3: sleep twelve to fourteen a night.
Speaker 1: You're like Dakota Johnson A door, a door, a zula.
Speaker 3: Every time she's a new headline, I go, that's my girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she got it, she hits it. Wait, I think
Speaker 1: her and Chris Martin broke up?
Speaker 3: Did they?
Speaker 1: Did they? Now? Yeah?
Speaker 3: But that doesn't really make me feel anything. What do
Speaker 3: you guys feel?
Speaker 1: I wish to them the best, but but I think
Speaker 1: the vibes seemed off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he must be a lot older.
Speaker 1: Huh. I don't trust any man who wants attention. Oh Leo? Oh,
Speaker 1: I bet, I bet we can find out that he's Leo.
Speaker 1: Let's find out what is Chris Martin's astrological sign?
Speaker 3: What Leo's? Were you hating on?
Speaker 2: And Shawn Mendes, can I tell you? Okay, I did
Speaker 2: this crazy thing? Did you when it came out? Watch
Speaker 2: the JLO documentary?
Speaker 3: People scare? Does that mean anything to you?
Speaker 1: People scared?
Speaker 3: People scared?
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: There's a part in the Jailoh documentary where she's going
Speaker 3: she doesn't Corney Crashing gonna be in it? And she
Speaker 3: was no, she was oh and she was people scared,
Speaker 3: people scared because.
Speaker 1: No one wanted to do. So I watched it again.
Speaker 3: People scared and people scared.
Speaker 1: Two days ago. I watched it again.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but to sort of understand like
Speaker 2: exactly what she was saying. Now that it's all over
Speaker 2: and stuff, it is fucking devastating what happened with them
Speaker 2: if you watch that documentary now, because she's sobbing the
Speaker 2: whole time about how it's like about how hard it
Speaker 2: was the first time they broke up, and like how
Speaker 2: it's like made her believe in love again and that's
Speaker 2: why she's doing this and so people can believe in love,
Speaker 2: and like it's rescued her, et cetera, and like it's
Speaker 2: her best friend and what was so hard about the
Speaker 2: first time was losing her best friend.
Speaker 1: And now it's like he's done this to her again.
Speaker 3: So what is happening? Because as someone who just watched
Speaker 3: Game of Thrones, I'm a little behind.
Speaker 1: What we need is a Dracharis on all le man is,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna speak, Yeah, he ended it. Although she
Speaker 1: is by all appearances doing great, she is posting on
Speaker 1: install what she posted Summer Carousel. The caption is oh
Speaker 1: it was a summer. And then there's a picture of her.
Speaker 3: And the tongue in cheek.
Speaker 1: It looks like a photoshop shirt. She's in blooming, unbothered,
Speaker 1: out of reach and a piece like too many, too many,
Speaker 1: too many words going on there a little bit salady.
Speaker 3: She's in bloom and unbothered, bothered in bloom.
Speaker 1: Chris Martin's Pisces by the way, I'm sorry, Okay, attack
Speaker 1: on my own to.
Speaker 3: Shout out, I have to shout out a new pop girl.
Speaker 3: I'm obsessed with Mode Latour, Modelatour. Mod Latour is someone
Speaker 3: I admired on TikTok and then became friends with. And
Speaker 3: her new album sugar Water is so good. Listen, listen,
Speaker 3: cue it up. I had to plug that while I'm
Speaker 3: here because I was listening to it on the walk.
Speaker 3: Heros Mode La.
Speaker 2: Tour is getting play. Wait, you know who I also
Speaker 2: I saw you post about who I fucking love is Gracie.
Speaker 1: I love you. I'm sorry, babe.
Speaker 3: Gracie is my girl. I owe her my first born
Speaker 3: because she got me the Aros tour ticket. She her
Speaker 3: open for Taylor. She crushed, obviously, I was telling her,
Speaker 3: I love you. I'm sorry. I've listened to that every
Speaker 3: second of every day for the past So we got
Speaker 3: leaving London as the summer turned to fall two August ago.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 3: She's a genius.
Speaker 1: She's really good.
Speaker 2: And I was reading like a review of the first album.
Speaker 2: I was like, I had like deep dive on Gracie
Speaker 2: Hi Gracy. But she sings in this way that was
Speaker 2: described as an angry whisper, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, that is what it is.
Speaker 2: Its beautiful, really controlled and like very emotional like register
Speaker 2: that she sings. And that's actually not like that like
Speaker 2: affect that a lot of the girls have. It's actually
Speaker 2: specific and really fun and like emotional. And I just
Speaker 2: really like the way that she She's an amazing that
Speaker 2: her thing and her writing is great.
Speaker 1: I love risk. Risk is risk to me was the
Speaker 1: moment that she like broke out.
Speaker 3: It's so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not She's not doing the cursive singing thing
Speaker 1: in the way that people who like derogatorily use that term.
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called curs? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Let me ask what's your favorite track on the new Sabrina?
Speaker 1: If you feel say changes every day. I'm a don't
Speaker 1: smile girl.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I listen to Sharpestool every second
Speaker 2: of every day.
Speaker 3: And taste my favorite hasn't been mentioned yet, is it?
Speaker 1: It's a Jon song. It's Ladies of the Canyon.
Speaker 3: It's like it's and the Bridge. What surprise. Melodically, she's
Speaker 3: fucking cool, She's fucking melodically.
Speaker 1: You are Sabrina.
Speaker 3: I'm Sobrina with brown, with brown and rat.
Speaker 2: A little bit of your sweater is Chapel has Charlie,
Speaker 2: and what's inside of you?
Speaker 1: Your heart is Sabrina.
Speaker 3: And at the end of the day, I'm just kidding cat.
Speaker 2: Wait, what song is getting disrespected again and again and
Speaker 2: again on Sabrina's album? Yeah, dumb and poetic. I feel
Speaker 2: doesn't get the shine. I think maybe because it exists,
Speaker 2: like it's like in the tense spot on the album
Speaker 2: or something, or like nine or ten people steel called
Speaker 2: out by it.
Speaker 1: I think, like good, like you've read every self help book,
Speaker 1: like jacking Off to lyrics by Leonard Cohen, Like this
Speaker 1: is a lot of people.
Speaker 2: The mushrooms aren't saving your life. That's gonna make a
Speaker 2: lot of twenty five years old.
Speaker 3: Watched The Valley. Yes, so I watched it because I'm
Speaker 3: new to the vander Pump universe, and the best thing
Speaker 3: I've maybe the best thing I've ever seen on TV
Speaker 3: was when the guy in the hat comes back from
Speaker 3: the yahuasca retreat. Oh yeah, I was like, this is
Speaker 3: the I was like commedy over because this is the
Speaker 3: only funny thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: He was like he put on a different costume to
Speaker 3: tell his wife, who wants him dead in to ditch Michelle.
Speaker 1: Is Michelle a demon? By the way she's I just
Speaker 1: get the sense that she's. Oh, I think that the
Speaker 1: director that she found Quentin Tarantina, by the way, I
Speaker 1: found that out. That's juicy, right, Yeah, that's Quentin. I
Speaker 1: would remember like in the show, like she's like whatever,
Speaker 1: I've like, yeah, selling a house to a guy, to
Speaker 1: a guy, like a Hollywood like like a cool Hollywood
Speaker 1: guy and alleged Google. I was like, who could this be,
Speaker 1: like some like amazing actor and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's Quentin. You just googled it and that came up.
Speaker 1: So this is ready, this is this is this is
Speaker 1: out there and I'm like, l L this girl is
Speaker 1: so funny. But okay, but talk about the guy Jesse
Speaker 1: Jesse Jesse Lally Lally, this is my disease. I'm super
Speaker 1: horned up for him. Well, that's what I need to fix.
Speaker 3: He is physically attractive, and when he starts being how
Speaker 3: he is, it's over. But when he comes in in
Speaker 3: the beanie and he's like the beanie, I've changed. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I was like, this is the best thing I've ever
Speaker 3: seen on television. Yeah, but that reminds me of the
Speaker 3: mushrooms are not changing your life?
Speaker 1: Well, that's that type of guy.
Speaker 2: If you don't call them out at twenty five, then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, they'll become a forty year old
Speaker 2: man that you have kids with, who is going to
Speaker 2: be doing this.
Speaker 1: And she's sitting there being.
Speaker 2: Like, right, I married and bred with this man very
Speaker 2: And I actually didn't like her at all all season
Speaker 2: until the last episode. In the last episode, it was
Speaker 2: like post her filing for divorce or whatever, and she
Speaker 2: basically was just like, I'm not dealing with you anymore.
Speaker 2: Like the wishy washing this the whole time because she's
Speaker 2: so clearly didn't want to.
Speaker 1: Be with him. Yeah, but like still being in it
Speaker 1: and like allowing him to think he had a chance.
Speaker 1: He was like Mama, like cut it, like he's he's
Speaker 1: not the one for you. We all know. And then
Speaker 1: when she started to be real at the end and
Speaker 1: was like he would say some shitty thing and she'd
Speaker 1: be like nope, nope. I was like, this girl, I'm
Speaker 1: interested in watching on TV. Okay, okay, I must say
Speaker 1: I'm reframing.
Speaker 3: How did you say? What drugs do you? Guys like.
Speaker 1: I might be on a break with speaking of mushrooms,
Speaker 1: I might be on a break with psychadelics. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't feel the pull, I feel the rush addicted
Speaker 1: to your touch. I'm even on a break with weed.
Speaker 1: I think I'm literally go a little a little. So
Speaker 1: did your break start because we smoked we like the
Speaker 1: other day? I know, but I'm saying like that was
Speaker 1: like the last that was the last time. Yeah what
Speaker 1: you Okay, Matt has like are fighting today? No, no
Speaker 1: fighting a little bit. He's squinting and glaring a little bit.
Speaker 1: I just think it's funny that you said you're on
Speaker 1: a break with we we smoked weed the other day.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I'm done with with the with the weed.
Speaker 1: With the alcohol.
Speaker 2: Really, alcohol has been has definitely reduced. Yeah, well as
Speaker 2: you can see we're in we have a new fixation.
Speaker 1: Is no problem, this is like, this is only good
Speaker 1: for you. Oh wow, I didn't even see that.
Speaker 3: I just got it from from London.
Speaker 1: You'll tell us what you'all have Canadian, European die cokes?
Speaker 1: I have gross American. Well I think that there's a bunch.
Speaker 3: Of Hey, are you okay? You don't have this? That's
Speaker 3: so sorry, that's so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No I I I celebrate your brand new
Speaker 1: break from marijuana.
Speaker 2: I wonder, I wonder how long it can't last because
Speaker 2: I have the same desire and then, like you do,
Speaker 2: start to get like a little bit of the itch,
Speaker 2: Like I feel like marijuana is one that's hard to
Speaker 2: give up for some reason.
Speaker 1: It's we just got to sit alone with our thoughts
Speaker 1: and be able. That's not that's the hard part.
Speaker 3: Embrace really, journal No I should thinking of you start again,
Speaker 3: buckle up, just let her rep Did it.
Speaker 1: Help the last time? The last time I journaled, I
Speaker 1: was going through the worst pain and time of my
Speaker 1: life and story I'm saying, but I'm like, do ship Well,
Speaker 1: you know, it's not necessarily supposed to help in the moment.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just writing down what it is that you're feeling,
Speaker 2: and then you can look at it later and help
Speaker 2: parse it out. Like that's been my experience is it's
Speaker 2: like all the raw shit I wrote down when I
Speaker 2: was really feeling bad that wasn't working in the moment.
Speaker 2: It was kind of like I looked back later and
Speaker 2: then it was able to make sense. So sometimes it's
Speaker 2: just about like logging what it is you're feeling, just
Speaker 2: so you can look at it later.
Speaker 3: My hand's so slow next to my head?
Speaker 1: Isn't that the truth? Right? I go, what's going on
Speaker 1: up here? Brilliant? What comes out here? I know?
Speaker 3: I gotta get back to the.
Speaker 1: You gotta get back to the type.
Speaker 3: I gotta start. I think he has some new ideas.
Speaker 1: We're losing handwriting. We are, and but look it's it's
Speaker 1: a beautiful rediscovery if you like, you're like, that's how
Speaker 1: I write my teens?
Speaker 3: How good does it feel? Even now? Even now? It's
Speaker 3: get a perfect pen? And like, and what do you?
Speaker 3: What do you? What do you always write? Because always go, hey,
Speaker 3: I was writing, see why what do you say?
Speaker 1: I do my signature?
Speaker 3: Well that's nice, Okay, I don't have a locked sig.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 3: I haven't locked it.
Speaker 1: I think I haven't locked mine either.
Speaker 3: Really, have you been signing for a while? Someone got
Speaker 3: a petitive signing for a while.
Speaker 1: Have you been signing for how long? Now? Ten years?
Speaker 3: How long have you been signing? How long have you
Speaker 3: been on us? And now? Because I can't remember five?
Speaker 1: Six, No, I'm going to my seventh.
Speaker 3: Overall, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: Okay, do what you think?
Speaker 3: What I think it is.
Speaker 1: I've had the same one for years.
Speaker 3: The thing is you can't think we're.
Speaker 1: No, don't do it. The pressure of locking Oh okay,
Speaker 1: well now what?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: Now what we're signatures?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: Here we go? Here we go?
Speaker 3: Should I get married? Wait? Wait, I got distracted Honestly,
Speaker 3: that's kind of what I do though. That's also I do,
Speaker 3: like I go big, I go big s and then
Speaker 3: another sea and then kind of like just let it.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you that is actually base Seline Dion signature.
Speaker 1: Ye yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Famously she is.
Speaker 2: And she's one of those artists that like almost all
Speaker 2: of her albums have for her signature on the cover.
Speaker 3: Oh that's funny, should do that?
Speaker 1: That's that's Captain Undercats.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I'm trying to take up space.
Speaker 1: Let me do one more, Let me do, let me
Speaker 1: do one more. That looks like you can't say that
Speaker 1: when you signed the Declaration of Independence, you can't say.
Speaker 1: Can I get They wouldn't invite me, but they made it.
Speaker 3: Here's me, mister r Mickey Mouse. What does that say?
Speaker 3: That's beautiful?
Speaker 1: The whole time I was signing and no one called
Speaker 1: me out a Disney World that used to do autograph books.
Speaker 1: And then I will never forget. I think the moment
Speaker 1: I turned gay was going up to Mulan at the
Speaker 1: China Pavilion at Epcot, and she was in like the
Speaker 1: whole like matchmaking, like please bring honor to us Ault
Speaker 1: Giche and I gave her the book. She signed it Mulan,
Speaker 1: just like in the in the logo of the movie,
Speaker 1: and then she oh, And I just stared at this
Speaker 1: like kiss print for years.
Speaker 3: Do you know it's so funny. My memory of Mulan
Speaker 3: is I remember a really falling into a really deep
Speaker 3: depression because I saw it in theaters and I go,
Speaker 3: I remember like pacing the hallways of my home. I
Speaker 3: must have been like seven or eight, pace noways and
Speaker 3: going I camp with how long it will be before
Speaker 3: I can watch Mulan at home because and I was like,
Speaker 3: you loved it, that I loved it. I was like
Speaker 3: I was just learning what like like my first depressive
Speaker 3: episodes were in that home and just being like, I
Speaker 3: when will I ever ever feel a joy of Mulan again?
Speaker 3: Like being just like so I really pacing the hands
Speaker 3: on the walls, like where is Mulan?
Speaker 1: This is incredible. It's one of the best movies of
Speaker 1: all time. It is.
Speaker 3: And y'all know that I had an experienced recently at Disney,
Speaker 3: because you know I've never really been before. Was the
Speaker 3: Tower of Terror triggered my period, which I hadn't had
Speaker 3: in eight months because of my disorder. Shout out to
Speaker 3: the girls with my shot was my PCO girls, I
Speaker 3: don't get it. So I was on the Tarer of Terror.
Speaker 3: I look, I go absolutely silent. It's not called that anymore,
Speaker 3: but it should be, so get over it.
Speaker 1: And Florida.
Speaker 3: I will not go to Florida by choice. In California.
Speaker 1: So you were in the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Speaker 3: I was in sure, but it's I go, I go
Speaker 3: completely limp. I'm completely silent. I walk off. I haven't
Speaker 3: had a period in almost one calendar year. All of
Speaker 3: a sudden, I'm like, I do I do a quick
Speaker 3: check blood. I go to our sweet sweet guide, I go,
Speaker 3: I go, this is so crazy, but do you have
Speaker 3: a tamp shows? Of course? Oh my god, of course.
Speaker 3: The bathrooms are all stocked with free supprise.
Speaker 2: Amazing, that's amazing. Do you remember her name of the guide?
Speaker 2: You know what she remembers?
Speaker 1: It was? Was? It was? It was?
Speaker 3: It was Lemon. It was Lemon. Do you know it
Speaker 3: was Lemon Maloney?
Speaker 1: I think Lemon Maloney.
Speaker 3: It was missus girls.
Speaker 1: I feel that maybe that Mulan may have remembered you
Speaker 1: years later when we went back. Really no, it was
Speaker 1: a different Mulan. Well, because I was it was canonically
Speaker 1: Mulan though the world where we're not breaking the fantasy
Speaker 1: that was how often do we go? A couple of
Speaker 1: times a year? Okay, yes, that's about fair. Like in
Speaker 1: the totality of the parks, like, it doesn't matter what
Speaker 1: the where the park is. Living in La I think
Speaker 1: has access to it in a way that I don't by.
Speaker 3: Being closer to it, closer, and that gives you the action.
Speaker 1: I went with you a few weeks ago, and before
Speaker 1: that I hadn't been quite some time. But but no,
Speaker 1: but do you want to tell the great story is
Speaker 1: that we went with a mazzoni. We were about on
Speaker 1: about a metric ton of mushrooms. Huh No, not mushrooms,
Speaker 1: we weeds that turned us into soup. So we walked
Speaker 1: up to the China pavilion and wouldn't you know what
Speaker 1: Mulan was greeting. Guess that she was actually courting visitors.
Speaker 1: So we said, can we go see her? And she
Speaker 1: had no line which racism?
Speaker 2: I think it was racism at play. You look over
Speaker 2: and Anna and Elsa and it's around the.
Speaker 1: Corner, crazy get out.
Speaker 3: Never seen it, never will never, So would love to
Speaker 3: work with them. No, I've never seen seen it, never will,
Speaker 3: but would love to work. Don't watch movies for kids,
Speaker 3: but you don't have.
Speaker 1: You don't have kids in your life who are like obsessed.
Speaker 3: I don't know any kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is special. I don't you got to watch Frozen.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to watch that.
Speaker 1: Okay, what am I going to go home?
Speaker 3: Watch it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I got a life. No, really finish the story.
Speaker 2: You get along a plane, you're gonna go past Paris,
Speaker 2: maybe maybe on. So here's what's gonna happen in the
Speaker 2: story that I'm gonna tell. So Mulan sees me, Dave
Speaker 2: and Bowen and.
Speaker 1: We take pictures with her. We actually assume the position
Speaker 1: like and then she turns to us and she goes,
Speaker 1: you will be amazing warriors. Oh my god, you will
Speaker 1: be amazing. Yes, what do you mean that? She did
Speaker 1: not say that?
Speaker 3: What did he say?
Speaker 1: Now what's going to happen is lots of readers are
Speaker 1: going to be like, guess that is what she said.
Speaker 1: That is the line.
Speaker 3: But what did she say?
Speaker 1: Because we were so stoned. The the sort of Mendela
Speaker 1: effect thing that's going on here is that I no, no, no,
Speaker 1: she said something. But it was because you were saying,
Speaker 1: you were repeating this over and over again, and I
Speaker 1: was dying crying nothing because I don't know why. But
Speaker 1: she did not say that you will be amazing warriors.
Speaker 1: She said that.
Speaker 2: First of all, why wouldn't she say that? That feels
Speaker 2: like a line they would give Mulan to tell the guests.
Speaker 3: We did.
Speaker 1: We did a post.
Speaker 2: She was like, we have to do the fighting post,
Speaker 2: and we did, and then she looked at us afterwards,
Speaker 2: and the line that the cast member was clearly given,
Speaker 2: which she said.
Speaker 1: Was you will be amazing warriors.
Speaker 2: And maybe she didn't to say the dropt in way
Speaker 2: that I'm giving it, but she definitely said you will
Speaker 2: be amazing warriors at least something.
Speaker 1: I mean not to bring up this word, but it
Speaker 1: is so demure in the way you were doing. That's
Speaker 1: that's the dropped in way.
Speaker 3: It's hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she wanted to like shoe us away.
Speaker 1: She was like, get these gay guys.
Speaker 3: No, No, I bet she loved you. Maybe she's a fan.
Speaker 1: Do you identify as demure or bratt?
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, a z friend. First of all, I
Speaker 3: know what both things are. I'm part of the conversation.
Speaker 3: I wish I was brat, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I don't think you're anything.
Speaker 3: I'm asleep.
Speaker 1: I'm asleep, which is not even demure.
Speaker 3: And I can't bump that. I can't. I am not
Speaker 3: bumping that. I'm not legally allowed to have cocaine because
Speaker 3: I have a heart condition.
Speaker 1: You're not missing anything.
Speaker 3: I tried it once. Don't don't repeat that. It's okay,
Speaker 3: don't repeat that.
Speaker 1: Literally everyone in this room has tried it once.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm a loser. Everywhere everyone thinks I'm a loser.
Speaker 1: That's not one of the drugs you like.
Speaker 3: It's not so trendy though.
Speaker 1: It's open that. Yeah, vaentanal's out there.
Speaker 3: It really you can't be having that.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: No, I don't like that. Wait, am I demure.
Speaker 1: Could be probably a little bit sure, I'm definitely defo.
Speaker 3: But you and I always think of with you is
Speaker 3: a word you introduced me to in nineteen ninety one, Yes,
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 1: Let me guess.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a really beautiful word, and it's one of
Speaker 3: my favorites. Yeah, I know because I know Jesun it's
Speaker 3: such a CatCo it's such a good word. And I
Speaker 3: always think of you in the annoyance basement.
Speaker 1: Going there was a period of time where that was
Speaker 1: his favorite. It's such a and you will do that.
Speaker 1: You will sort of find a word that now right now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Yeah, I know it'll come recently.
Speaker 1: This word keeps coming back. Has it has its seasons,
Speaker 1: and it has a dark origin story, which is what
Speaker 1: the word is.
Speaker 3: You will be amazing, amazing, warrant amazing.
Speaker 1: The word is impromater.
Speaker 3: Now I don't know what that is.
Speaker 1: It means like name, it means like like the Cat
Speaker 1: Cohen improm It's like the Sikh treatment in promoter. It's
Speaker 1: like that, that's like the name recognition. Okay, that's like
Speaker 1: you're your You're what's brought this one back? Taylors of reputation.
Speaker 3: Nothing.
Speaker 1: I just said. It pops back in my head and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, like that that's his impromoter. But the
Speaker 1: origin story is when the first season of Celebrity Apprentice
Speaker 1: was out and Ivanka Trump was one of the sort
Speaker 1: of people who sat next to Donald you can call
Speaker 1: them judges. She was doing press and I was like
Speaker 1: captivated by Ivanka. Wow. I was like, this woman is
Speaker 1: so amazing. Was I was like seventeen years old, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this woman. And this is before Trump was Trump.
Speaker 1: I was like this, I mean whatever, whatever that means,
Speaker 1: but I was like, this one's amazing. And then she
Speaker 1: was She was in interviews being like, well, that's my
Speaker 1: father's impromoter, and I was like, oh, that's the most
Speaker 1: beautiful word I've ever heard of my life from the
Speaker 1: most beautiful woman. And now look where we are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's because people sort of normalized her,
Speaker 2: and like they do to this day.
Speaker 1: They call her beautiful, They say what she says is beautiful.
Speaker 1: They say everyone should. And she kiss signature, she kissed
Speaker 1: the sake the autographed book.
Speaker 3: Can I ask you all something? What's your Rose and
Speaker 3: Thorne of the summer?
Speaker 1: We just did this last night?
Speaker 3: Literally, but that's so funny now that it's post we
Speaker 3: unpack the summer?
Speaker 1: Would you give another one? Because I don't even know
Speaker 1: if we necessarily know?
Speaker 3: What did you have on the last up?
Speaker 1: Nobody your girls, guests of the autumn, our entire summer
Speaker 1: was just us?
Speaker 3: That's fun. Yeah, I've been all the time. I wonder like,
Speaker 3: how do you guys record? Is it all on zoom?
Speaker 3: When do you ever hear?
Speaker 1: We've been together a lot?
Speaker 3: That's nice? Yeah, it's so fucking hard, isn't it so hard?
Speaker 1: It is hard? You guys fully on different coasts.
Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, it's hard. It's crazy since I'm like, what
Speaker 3: have I been saying for five years.
Speaker 1: In terms of like hosting a podcast? Still?
Speaker 3: I just meant like doing it every week? But then
Speaker 3: I was been I thought like, and what am I
Speaker 3: even saying?
Speaker 1: When I get on but like we like we are
Speaker 1: like dinosaurs in the industry.
Speaker 3: Y'all invented it for me because y'all are even y'all
Speaker 3: are away before Seek Treat, but like seek Treat is like,
Speaker 3: I know, we've been doing it a while. We are like,
Speaker 3: it's crazy.
Speaker 1: We are not too young.
Speaker 3: No, you know what I mean. But I know as
Speaker 3: someone doesn't believe in time and space.
Speaker 2: Mariah, you, I go back and forth. I go back
Speaker 2: and forth sometimes I'm like, it depends on what area
Speaker 2: of my life I'm in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, professionally, I still feel for you. Personally, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to feel.
Speaker 3: Really, I feel like I'm just getting started. Blaze.
Speaker 1: We are young your age if your ah, you're young.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think that's yeah. Yeah, it just depends
Speaker 3: on the day. Wait, so you were saying.
Speaker 1: Rose was I went on a lot of trips that
Speaker 1: was fun, that was kind of like the one thing
Speaker 1: I craved all year?
Speaker 3: Which trip was your favorite?
Speaker 1: Which trip was? It was my favorite? I liked this
Speaker 1: my Street and Fire Island one, Oh nice it was?
Speaker 1: Then Thorn was this is so irall. But because because
Speaker 1: of those trips, like I was not settled into home
Speaker 1: as much as I feel like I missed out in
Speaker 1: a lot of New York summer. Yeah, and that's okay
Speaker 1: for me. I think it was great rose.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to say something different than we just said,
Speaker 2: because my rose that I said last week was swimming
Speaker 2: in Sicily.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, have you been?
Speaker 3: I've never been to Sicily?
Speaker 1: Should I? So basically like, it's so gorgeous. Getting there
Speaker 1: is kind of hard.
Speaker 3: Where do you fly from? Where you fly into Boston?
Speaker 3: You get from Boston? What is it called? Well, okay,
Speaker 3: so Katania Cohen.
Speaker 2: They've all heard this ready. But a volcano exploded and
Speaker 2: made our flight delay, et cetera. So we get there late.
Speaker 2: We went together with a few friends. We were having
Speaker 2: the most amazing time. And then I'm swimming in Sicily
Speaker 2: in the seas and I get sun by a jellyfish.
Speaker 2: So that was a rose in the thorne actually literally
Speaker 2: in the same moment, in the same moment.
Speaker 3: And how life is that?
Speaker 1: Because it was like being in the sea, and how
Speaker 1: life is that?
Speaker 3: Life is that? Does someone go pissy on it.
Speaker 1: You find out it's a myth, because don't make it worse?
Speaker 1: How life is that?
Speaker 3: How life is that? Life is learning learning a lesson
Speaker 3: is how life is that? Wait, all many fun group trips? Yeah,
Speaker 3: do girls do that? Yeah, I want to go on one.
Speaker 2: One of my friends, one of my friends, Melissa recently
Speaker 2: goes like, sometimes I want to go on your gay trips. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I was just like, I completely get that. And
Speaker 2: I think that one thing I've been like going over
Speaker 2: in my brain is like when we were like younger,
Speaker 2: we didn't get to have like close gay male friends
Speaker 2: at all. And so I think that's why sometimes it
Speaker 2: can feel a little bit like, especially for like women
Speaker 2: that were close to that are like feeling like quote
Speaker 2: unquote left out of.
Speaker 3: Things like that looks so fun, Like I'd love to
Speaker 3: be heard this.
Speaker 2: Before from our close female friends to like, I mean
Speaker 2: like and and I sometimes I'm like, I get what
Speaker 2: it feels that way. But also there is something to
Speaker 2: the fact of we did not get to literally have
Speaker 2: each other at all until we were in our twenties. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's kind of nice to feel like we're making
Speaker 2: up for lost time in that regard, because you know,
Speaker 2: like girl little girls can have sleepovers together, they could
Speaker 2: be like girls only you know, they can do whatever,
Speaker 2: and like gay men didn't yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, I never want my life to
Speaker 3: become like couple centric. I feel like so many like
Speaker 3: straight women. It's like all of a sudden, they're just
Speaker 3: like we do everything like and then a couple. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I want to have like friends forever. I have a
Speaker 3: million friends forever. How life is that?
Speaker 1: How life is that? You want like chex mix of friends? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just want life to always be couples.
Speaker 1: Exclusivity is annoying and that reminds me of The Valley too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when they all went on the couple's trip
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, the fucking baby moon, the baby baby.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm a janet apologist. Hey, I haven't
Speaker 1: made up made mine own Jane. I'm praying for I mean,
Speaker 1: Kristen is tough.
Speaker 3: Kristens is the greatest character of all time on TV.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen anything like it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I can't even moments a moment. Also, what do you
Speaker 1: think of Luke Well?
Speaker 3: I have to say that I now that I've finished
Speaker 3: my VPR Valley Journey, I've been diving into Suck Sexy
Speaker 3: Unique Pod with Kerry and Laura and I am laughing.
Speaker 3: I'm l M A f o ing. The way they
Speaker 3: talk about Luke and and Dody as they say it
Speaker 3: makes so I'll just I won't even bother because they
Speaker 3: if you want to listen to that, just you have
Speaker 3: to check it out.
Speaker 1: But what are they saying about?
Speaker 3: They're always talking about like Colorado culture.
Speaker 1: I look at Luke and I'm like, this is triggering.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it must be for you. Is your family's still there?
Speaker 3: Parents are still there doing the damn saying when you
Speaker 3: came to my parents dinner table? Were we ever so young?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: I think he's since it's okay, how life is that?
Speaker 1: How life is that Dunk's passing? Oway is? It's absolutely
Speaker 1: dog in the city.
Speaker 3: That's I would love to have a dog in the city.
Speaker 1: Would y'all want a dog this fucking close?
Speaker 3: That would be really good. I think it'd be so
Speaker 3: good for our brains. Yes, And it gets you out
Speaker 3: of bed, and it gets you in bed and and
Speaker 3: look at this one. Wait, but I'll show you my
Speaker 3: So the issue is that my brother has this amazing dog.
Speaker 3: And you know, of course my brothers both live in
Speaker 3: my building. They do, they did, they're both moving out.
Speaker 3: It's very sad, but I'm losing the dog in the
Speaker 3: in the movie. So I think Brian and I will
Speaker 3: will adopt soon because.
Speaker 1: You can't get a cat.
Speaker 3: I'm allergic, period and I don't like you heard that?
Speaker 1: Period.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. That's so funny. Oh mad, Oh, that's good. Oh, Matt,
Speaker 3: write that down. That's good. No, I want to put
Speaker 3: you is a secret or is it announced?
Speaker 1: I actually don't care that it hasn't been. I'm going.
Speaker 1: I am going on tour and it will be a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks. I can't be But there's there's a twist.
Speaker 1: There's a little bit of a twist.
Speaker 3: What's a twist.
Speaker 1: Part I'm gonna keep a sating.
Speaker 3: Okay, y'all naughty, It's just not that.
Speaker 1: Much of a twist. Watch when I revealed that it's
Speaker 1: I'm blonde. No, it's more than that.
Speaker 3: Wow, you know whom Mary Beth bron went blonde? Recently?
Speaker 3: Did I go? As in my time?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? But you haven't said anything
Speaker 1: about my hair?
Speaker 3: I feel like it was always like that. Is that new?
Speaker 1: You haven't said anything about the fact that I'm blonde.
Speaker 2: I feel like you've been You're supposed to you Catherine
Speaker 2: Cohen are supposed to say something to me, Matt Rodgers, Y, I'm.
Speaker 3: Sorry about that, but I always thought you are blonde.
Speaker 1: The blonde has been.
Speaker 3: Haven't you been blonde before? Recently? I look at my phone.
Speaker 3: I see you blonde.
Speaker 1: Because I have been in the phone blonde a lot.
Speaker 3: How you've been in the phone blonde. I'm sorry, say anything,
Speaker 3: I see you in the phone blonde.
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding, kidding, I'm
Speaker 1: not kidding.
Speaker 3: Prettyan slur paging doctor froud.
Speaker 1: Do you like it?
Speaker 3: I love it?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 3: It's fabulous. How often you have to do it?
Speaker 1: Every five weeks?
Speaker 3: Five weeks is such a random term. Yeah, not quite
Speaker 3: a month, not quite a month, the goldilocks of time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, five weeks.
Speaker 1: Are you straightened? Right now? You're straightened.
Speaker 3: I give myself a little blow out this morning. I
Speaker 3: want to say that the Revlon brush has changed my life.
Speaker 1: Girls, y'all know, and you have hair perfume.
Speaker 3: Man, someone sent me a beautiful gift and it was
Speaker 3: something called hair perfume, hair perfume, hair, And I go, okay,
Speaker 3: so it's perfume, but it is called hair perfhum and
Speaker 3: it smells unbelievable. It's by Rito. Can they send us stuff?
Speaker 1: Hey?
Speaker 3: Hey, can y'all send us stuff Byrito? Have y'all worked
Speaker 3: with them?
Speaker 1: They've worked my wallet. I've made me laugh like that again, okay, deal.
Speaker 1: I have bought so much product and their staff at
Speaker 1: all their retail locations are the most severe, intimidating, wonderful people.
Speaker 1: They should be like that. Although I did go to
Speaker 1: a it's not like when you walk into a dip
Speaker 1: teak the vibes are sweet.
Speaker 3: Actually disagree. There's a there's a dick teek to this.
Speaker 3: There's a dip doctor freud. There's a dip teak on
Speaker 3: bleaker where they weren't charmed by me.
Speaker 1: Oh, that one's that's in.
Speaker 3: They weren't charge I go, I go. I walked in
Speaker 3: and I was like, they're gonna be so charmed by this.
Speaker 1: No, because that one's kind of new, they just renovated it,
Speaker 1: and they're either they're really like sort of like jacked
Speaker 1: up on that. Yeah, we're new, you know, like sad.
Speaker 1: The one in Williamsburg is really sweet. It was just
Speaker 1: at the one in Toronto. Did you go to that one?
Speaker 1: I didn't make it in there. We were in Toronto
Speaker 1: for something and I went to that one and it
Speaker 1: was sweet. Vibe Brato. They're gonna scare you.
Speaker 3: Do you have a signature scent everyone?
Speaker 1: I've had a recent one me too. Delo Santos is
Speaker 1: what I wear. I don't have a Birato one right now.
Speaker 1: I have an ASoP wheel, hwe is asp aspirational. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: it is okay. Why wouldn't it because I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I see it.
Speaker 3: It's too excessive, you know what I'm saying. I hate
Speaker 3: to drag killing them different with you on.
Speaker 1: This, but I just I'm a girl. It's not okay.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's everywhere, feels like it's in like airports,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 3: Well airports are airports are beautiful and I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Don't even talk to me La Guardia. We were leaving
Speaker 2: LaGuardia that I didn't want to leave. You could not
Speaker 2: get me out of that.
Speaker 3: But you know, it's hell on actual earth, little place
Speaker 3: called JFK. Last night, I have my huge bags, I go.
Speaker 3: You know what they do if they're doing to you now,
Speaker 3: and this is very I don't think so, honey, vibes.
Speaker 3: But wait the lift, Yeah it's in. It's the next day.
Speaker 3: Crossing state lines terrible, they make you cross state lines
Speaker 3: the ride share pickup area. I have seventeen bags.
Speaker 1: No, it's not good.
Speaker 2: And I used to be that kind of person that
Speaker 2: was like I would literally pay more for like a
Speaker 2: different car to come get me where I am.
Speaker 1: But they won't even allow you to do that. Now
Speaker 1: you have to because that's the one minute journey.
Speaker 3: Because lax, they let the Black, the Uber Black come.
Speaker 3: They do, and that is worth it every time, every
Speaker 3: time I love you. I'm sorry, I am doing naughty
Speaker 3: things in there. It's so good.
Speaker 2: I know people that would that would call the Uber
Speaker 2: Black just take it like right outside the airport and
Speaker 2: then call another regular left to not pay the whole thing.
Speaker 3: My god, I don't look down on those people, but
Speaker 3: that's insane. You would the best, and you would love
Speaker 3: you want so.
Speaker 1: August, I think you're Sabrina Chapel, Charlie and Gracie.
Speaker 3: Well that's why you guys arenna be excited about announcement?
Speaker 3: What is it the one I can't?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know all that.
Speaker 3: Why can't I already said it?
Speaker 1: On my So I mean, first of all, can I
Speaker 1: say something? You could do anything you want.
Speaker 3: Guess what I'm making music. I'm making music. I actually
Speaker 3: want to ask y'all because I want to do We'll
Speaker 3: ask you off pod because I want to celebrate that.
Speaker 1: Major laser major. I will know everything about this that's happened.
Speaker 3: When hanging out with Sarah squirm, I was.
Speaker 1: Just gonna make up stairs squirm.
Speaker 3: But can I That's why I say that.
Speaker 1: Because her I don't know if she was the one
Speaker 1: who started or if I.
Speaker 3: Was way really oh, then it all comes back.
Speaker 1: To but no, she's gonna kill me because if she didn't,
Speaker 1: she came into.
Speaker 3: My home and started saying that to me and now
Speaker 3: my whole family.
Speaker 1: Describing things as major. Like when you want to say
Speaker 1: some things major, you go that is major.
Speaker 3: It's major laser, And now I go, it's major laser
Speaker 3: major always now it's laser or just like lazer, it's
Speaker 3: giving major.
Speaker 1: That's how things, That's how culture gets great.
Speaker 3: I actually think Sarah is one of the main cultural
Speaker 3: what's what I'm looking for?
Speaker 1: Paragons? Yeah, she is antemaker, she just her, she is visionary.
Speaker 3: She's an actual genius.
Speaker 1: You know she's a true genius because she's.
Speaker 3: Someone too who like is so funny off stage that
Speaker 3: I'm like, how do you even have the time to
Speaker 3: be this brilliant wildly? Yeah, I love her every second.
Speaker 3: I know y'all are like your work wife.
Speaker 1: Would you describe your relationship as work wife? Absolutely? Could?
Speaker 3: I always go who's your best? Yet she knows, but
Speaker 3: oh my god, it was going to go out and.
Speaker 1: We say, we say major laser, we say familiar pizza.
Speaker 1: We say she was like a Tacos familiar pizza. You know,
Speaker 1: that's cute, like Matt like Matts pizza. And then she
Speaker 1: she has a story that made me cry laughing last week,
Speaker 1: and I need to we need to bring her on
Speaker 1: the pod to talk and then we will all be
Speaker 1: united in this in the story.
Speaker 3: Speaking of familiar pizza, I was always I was thinking
Speaker 3: about this. You know, we all came up together doing
Speaker 3: the damn thing. And then do you think it was
Speaker 3: do you think it's just time and space and people
Speaker 3: getting more jobs that makes everyone go pandemic?
Speaker 2: Being like, I think the pandemic had a lot to
Speaker 2: do with it, but also that was happening kind of
Speaker 2: before that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because the scenes. It's like everyone has their little
Speaker 3: graduating class. It's like I know, but then it's like pandemic.
Speaker 3: So I was, what's happened?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I think all the time?
Speaker 3: And don't point at me?
Speaker 1: No, no, you really did was aggressive? Yeah, police, I think.
Speaker 3: Please, we're to all cover.
Speaker 1: Rest this man. Please.
Speaker 3: I wonder I Serrina would like me. I think she
Speaker 3: would would love Oh god, I think she would want
Speaker 3: to put her in my pocket.
Speaker 1: Well, you did her face, you did her TikTok, I
Speaker 1: did little TikTok. Yeah, she reproached. I said, hey, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? I did her take tiktalok dance to taste.
Speaker 1: And then I and then the caption was I hope
Speaker 1: me doing the stance will bring world peace. And then
Speaker 1: she and then she DM replied and she said all
Speaker 1: she said was it will bring world peace.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: That my one little interaction with her.
Speaker 3: She would adore you, like like she would love us.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, my sketchut cut the finale.
Speaker 1: That's now when she was a musical guest. And then
Speaker 1: it was right before she was about to go on
Speaker 1: that she runs up to means the last year and
Speaker 1: she goes, what's tea? She could tell that we were upset.
Speaker 3: She's like, she's a girl as a girl, she gets it.
Speaker 3: I love the last two. Oh my god, what an angel?
Speaker 3: Angela music angel? What are you saying that? Before?
Speaker 1: Before we were talking about like the days oh, and
Speaker 1: I was saying, I think that pizza sometimes.
Speaker 2: I like back on like the times, like remember when
Speaker 2: we all used to go to like the Duplex Henry
Speaker 2: was playing and downstairs, and like you didn't know that
Speaker 2: those times were gonna not be forever. It's just weird,
Speaker 2: Like it's difficult to wrap your head around the fact
Speaker 2: that we've already lived like not to use this word,
Speaker 2: but like eras, you know what I mean. We've already
Speaker 2: there have been so many times and you're like and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, they're they're done, and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh wow, I didn't even realize I was in this
Speaker 2: new one. And I think what I'm encountering right now
Speaker 2: in Los Angeles is I've been in my current era
Speaker 2: too long not to associate it with an apartment, but
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm doing new Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you were kind of pandemic on LA and
Speaker 3: now you're ready to move on.
Speaker 2: Well, because I'm still in the same a fucking apartment
Speaker 2: from pre pandemic, which means it has tons of ghosts,
Speaker 2: so you got to force yourself out.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a ghost?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a ghost? We did a ghost
Speaker 1: tour in Savannah, Georgia where it's a big ghost you
Speaker 1: have you been? Have you been? I've not been. I've
Speaker 1: been to Savannah, but we didn't do the ghost, ghost
Speaker 1: the ghost. We were there together the Atlanta But did
Speaker 1: you see that We performed there with Papolltta one time? Savannah, Charleston.
Speaker 1: I get those confused. Charleston, Savannah. It was a night
Speaker 1: and then they tell you take out your phones and
Speaker 1: take take a photo of those windows there, and then
Speaker 1: I swear photo. But I think I think there was
Speaker 1: a lady. I think there was there was a lady.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: They were like that house is where Flann O'Connor I
Speaker 1: came to live, and some say her ghost.
Speaker 3: Where she came to live.
Speaker 1: To say that to live all the time, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: have you ever looked at a piece of toast and
Speaker 1: seen a face?
Speaker 3: I don't? Toast is so old? Excuse me, you still
Speaker 3: haven't toast? Are you all making toast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now carb over here.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's not the car. It's more gets
Speaker 3: so nineties breakfast before school, like mommy's making toast.
Speaker 2: There was something that was made the other day. I
Speaker 2: was Melissa had like a little birthday thing in La
Speaker 2: and I was just like, I went he and someone
Speaker 2: brought out it was either like it was like a
Speaker 2: piece of potato or it was something, and there was
Speaker 2: very clearly there was a very clear the face of
Speaker 2: an old, disapproving woman in it. Very clearly everyone saw
Speaker 2: it and understood what she was saying. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I saw I saw a ghost in that postato. I've
Speaker 2: never seen like a paranormal ghost. In fact, I don't
Speaker 2: really believe.
Speaker 3: Oh don't. I believe one hundred percent. I respect them.
Speaker 3: I'm glad they haven't come to see me, and I
Speaker 3: don't want to see them cause I respect them.
Speaker 1: To you, yes, yes, I think I think they're real.
Speaker 1: You wait, speaking of nineties food, yeah, which you claim
Speaker 1: is toast, which I actually totally get it. I totally
Speaker 1: like orange.
Speaker 3: It's like before you orange pop.
Speaker 1: Tart is nineties food. Toast is forever.
Speaker 3: I actually like it's open set pop darts. Or forever
Speaker 3: for my family.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's this amazing chef on YouTube. She's part of
Speaker 1: Cooks Straight in America's Test Kitchen, but she has a
Speaker 1: whole series called Techniquely and she talks about how overcooking
Speaker 1: your vegetables is actually good in chic But the reason why,
Speaker 1: the reason why the crisp blanched vegetables are like a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why like vegetables are shall we say hard? Yeah? Nis,
Speaker 1: It's like that was an eighties nineties thing in response
Speaker 1: to the way that vegetables were cooked in the fifties
Speaker 1: and sixties, where people were fucking mushing them up.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 1: I think we kind of need to go back to
Speaker 1: mushy vest I love I love vegetables.
Speaker 3: Do you cook?
Speaker 1: I cook?
Speaker 3: What kind of stuff are you make? Bad?
Speaker 1: I mean like bad?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I cook. I cook when it's just I cook. I'm
Speaker 1: such a good cook when it's just for me. If
Speaker 1: I have to present it to an audience, I get nervous.
Speaker 1: Like I coached for the House of Fireland was like fine,
Speaker 1: it's like totally mid and I'm like this is I
Speaker 1: get like stage fright performance anxiety.
Speaker 3: I would love to come cook for you boys, let's go. No,
Speaker 3: I actually love cooking for a group.
Speaker 1: It hates a home cooked meals. I don't home cooked meal.
Speaker 1: I would just rather go to a restaurant.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's sad. You would to actually break that's actually
Speaker 3: breaking my heart.
Speaker 1: No, Catherine, that's you are. What do you know how?
Speaker 1: I would rather go to a restaurant too.
Speaker 2: You would rather go to a restaurant than have a home.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is okay, so I'll throw this out
Speaker 2: of here. It's Thursday night, ready, I will do this
Speaker 2: from the top.
Speaker 1: Monday night?
Speaker 3: Would just cooking?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And where and what the house looks like?
Speaker 1: I would agree. I would agree that all of that
Speaker 1: comes into play.
Speaker 3: But on and it depends with the restaurants. Because there's
Speaker 3: a lot of restaurants. And I am angry about this.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: They're too loud, too loud, and I'm a sing I'm
Speaker 3: a vocalist, so I need to rest the instrument and
Speaker 3: I'm not going to be screaming at dinner.
Speaker 1: True. What I feel like I feel like Lucy Lou
Speaker 1: and Charlie's Angels because I think my favorite part of
Speaker 1: the whole fucking movie, Yeah, is that her character for
Speaker 1: some reason they decided the thing about her character is
Speaker 1: she's bad at cooking, but she loves to cook for everybody.
Speaker 1: And they're like, I brought my fans and Karon Dey
Speaker 1: has Intrew Berry and more like, Oh wow, isn't that
Speaker 1: such a great little detail.
Speaker 3: That's nice great.
Speaker 1: I wonder what that is. I wonder why they felt
Speaker 1: they need to do that. It's just fun. I just
Speaker 1: love that that. That's like a character. Do they all
Speaker 1: have a little achilles heel, Like Lucy Lou can't cook.
Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore is gay.
Speaker 3: She remember the movie her name was Dylan.
Speaker 1: Dylan.
Speaker 3: Oh that's hot.
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 2: I had a female Barris trainer named Dylan the other day,
Speaker 2: and I was like, only a female Barriers trainer or
Speaker 2: a character played by Drew Barry Moore's name Dylan and
Speaker 2: Masullo Coature number ninety nine a female or a character
Speaker 2: played by Dylan.
Speaker 3: Now Barry's is a really scary place.
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to it.
Speaker 3: That's awesome. That's awesome, sauce. That is awesome. Actually I
Speaker 3: should get into I want my ass to go up,
Speaker 3: so I gotta figure something out.
Speaker 1: It will do that.
Speaker 3: I'm bridge almost that I'm so lonely. But I met was.
Speaker 1: You have to glue bridges are the next.
Speaker 3: Was so lonely?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean tired, similar neighboring feeling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like being tired. I feel like when I'm
Speaker 3: tired actually not lonely, Like I'm so happy to just
Speaker 3: be by myself.
Speaker 1: Oh, because when you're not alone, when you're lonely, but
Speaker 1: you don't have to be alone whatever. Wait, this is
Speaker 1: a this is a real pandemic thing. Though. Do you
Speaker 1: feel way less of an extrovert?
Speaker 3: Babe?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 3: Where my personality go?
Speaker 1: I am a husk.
Speaker 3: I used to be fun. I used to get coffee.
Speaker 1: I used to you used to be crazy. I know.
Speaker 1: I used to be fun, by the way, greatest time.
Speaker 3: I used to be so fun. I can't do anything.
Speaker 3: I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to hear that. Everyone, not that I'm happy
Speaker 2: to hear that you feel that way or you feel
Speaker 2: that way. But it is something I think we could
Speaker 2: all say. Is It's just like the pandemic is something
Speaker 2: we can actually not even wrap our head.
Speaker 3: We will ever process what what did to us the
Speaker 3: way it fucked us that we will never be able
Speaker 3: to understand.
Speaker 1: When anything happened, and it was folklore came out?
Speaker 3: Agree and you know what else could happen? Evermore, We're alive.
Speaker 3: Like literally, I'm so lonely. I mean, I'm only I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: but I'm tired. I'm not hungry.
Speaker 2: No, but I when you said that you're like happy
Speaker 2: to be home alone by yourself, sometimes I'm like, hell yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Can't express this. Before the pandemic, and this is, of
Speaker 3: course the most boring thing anyone could say. But I
Speaker 3: couldn't even spend one night at home alone. No, I
Speaker 3: would call someone, go come to me. I'm scared. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm scared of sex with me? Is that what it
Speaker 3: was like before? My friend I go, I'm scared to
Speaker 3: have someone come fuck me. I'm scared, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: cout be alone.
Speaker 1: Someone made me for the first time the other night
Speaker 1: since the song came out the benefit. Yeah nice, And
Speaker 1: you want to do with them? I don't think I
Speaker 1: want to dren know with them, but they made me.
Speaker 3: I don't think so Okay, Well, I don't think any
Speaker 3: of us that's right now.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think we're kids people.
Speaker 3: I'm I know, but I froze.
Speaker 1: But that's good. That's good to decide.
Speaker 2: I was telling Cathern before you guys asked me this
Speaker 2: question off air, and my therapist goes to me after
Speaker 2: I said along things, she goes, I'm just thinking how
Speaker 2: you'd be an amazing father, and I literally like short
Speaker 2: of breaking down.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, the kid would be two fathers.
Speaker 1: And I used it as an excuse to we can
Speaker 1: all be Shonda Rhymes though, what's that be? Single adoptive parents?
Speaker 3: That is chic?
Speaker 1: So important? Hard? It sounds very hard.
Speaker 3: Nothing's easy.
Speaker 1: Do you think you're never ready? I think I think
Speaker 1: I don't want kids though, It's just I want a
Speaker 1: big house. Yeah first, then I'll think of my kids.
Speaker 3: That's about marriage too. I'm like, I want like a
Speaker 3: lot more stuff before I go ring a ling. Lately,
Speaker 3: Pat's been shame lady. Pat's been like you got it?
Speaker 3: Is it? Pat's been like it's long enough?
Speaker 1: What's long enough?
Speaker 3: Being a Brian five years?
Speaker 1: Oh stop? You have to get married enough kids?
Speaker 3: I go, well, to get married, to get married, that's
Speaker 3: that's that's I go. I want to have a big house, Yes,
Speaker 3: I want fancy.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready do this? We just walked into your dream home.
Speaker 1: Take us through a D. Catherine Conway. Hey, guys, hey
Speaker 1: d Catain Cohen. Welcome to much.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, if we're in New York, because of course
Speaker 3: I'm gonna want, you know, New York London.
Speaker 1: Lay.
Speaker 3: If we're in New York, we're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: getting off the maybe the Christopher Street one, two three,
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know who said that, I
Speaker 3: don't know. And we're gonna go into one of those
Speaker 3: We're gonna go right next to like here's what we're
Speaker 3: gonna go, like right next to like the Cherry Lane Theater.
Speaker 3: We're gonna walk into one of those brown stones, and
Speaker 3: it's gonna be like, wow, this looks so old but
Speaker 3: feels so clean. But it's so old and kind of
Speaker 3: like dark. There's candles, it's like, there's like navy blue
Speaker 3: like washed walls. There's like dark velvet couches and big
Speaker 3: wooden things. It's a little bit like that. And the
Speaker 3: center of it all is it's very lived in, very
Speaker 3: like Victorian. And then there's a claw foot tub in
Speaker 3: the center and I'm sitting there naked and I'm going
Speaker 3: I'm in the center of the home with a skylight
Speaker 3: beaming down on tits but wearing a necklace and hey, boys,
Speaker 3: come this way.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I've been cooking. I've been having home cooking for you.
Speaker 1: On Thursday, gave each of you go, what's yours dream house?
Speaker 1: Like like we're walking because it's so awful if I
Speaker 1: say that, like, it's the one you have now, the
Speaker 1: one I have now. I love my place.
Speaker 3: I need to come over so much. Well, that's so exciting.
Speaker 1: You're living the dream and it's pretty. It's pretty beautiful.
Speaker 3: How I'm going to take to find that a.
Speaker 1: Few months, not that long. I worked really broker Ronnie
Speaker 1: Rose shut out, Ronnie do you no, No, y'all have
Speaker 1: to go to her. Let me enter the broker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just I just can't decide between You're
Speaker 3: for La.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so boring. I feel like you're further along
Speaker 1: in the New York journey to like have a broker
Speaker 1: to potentially talk to in New York, and you don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have that quite yet.
Speaker 3: And I guess my impulse would be if you're going
Speaker 3: to buy, you would buy in l A and rent
Speaker 3: to New York.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a little that's I think the smartest.
Speaker 3: It's at cookie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a little cookie out here. And what
Speaker 1: do I know?
Speaker 3: I pay so little I can't even talk about it.
Speaker 3: I have a sexy little secret deal. I can't ever
Speaker 3: leave a deal.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I went to my friend's place in a story the
Speaker 2: other day and he has a rent control department, and
Speaker 2: I couldn't believe the number he said for how much
Speaker 2: space he has. Like sometimes in New York there are
Speaker 2: just those little fines. And I always I thought lucked
Speaker 2: out for where whatever station I was in life, Like
Speaker 2: we were like twenty eight and I moved into that
Speaker 2: little place in green Point.
Speaker 1: Did you ever come to my tiny boxy box?
Speaker 2: I lived on a I lived in a box on
Speaker 2: box that's cue and it was small, but it was
Speaker 2: eight hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 3: That's crazy sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I.
Speaker 2: Had that and I felt insane giving it up because
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is crazy. But I always like was
Speaker 2: able to find that deal. Now I'm like, I don't think,
Speaker 2: not that I would want that, but like, I don't
Speaker 2: think things like that exist on this in this new era.
Speaker 3: I know Sarah's not to bring up the Ara's toar Agan, what.
Speaker 1: Era Owean like like Macro or if it's a tailor.
Speaker 3: Era, I'm at Macro like whatever words, Okay, let's.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's answer both because, like Matt inspired me
Speaker 1: last episode, I'm in husband search mode.
Speaker 3: Oh that's exciting. I'm ready for you to have such love.
Speaker 1: It's gotta stop. Enough with enough.
Speaker 3: What's it been like just being yanked around?
Speaker 1: It's just like I can't do it.
Speaker 3: Is it the caliber of people or the way they're
Speaker 3: treating you?
Speaker 1: It's not no, everyone's fine. I'm just like I need
Speaker 1: to It's it's it's a me thing, like I need
Speaker 1: to focus up. I need I need to like go
Speaker 1: in with the rite, with the proper intention, like I've
Speaker 1: been a little too like yeah, whatever comes my way,
Speaker 1: and I'm like no, no, no, no, no, I cannot
Speaker 1: be like casting a wide nn. I need to be specific.
Speaker 3: You're ready to be partnered? Yes, it was very exciting.
Speaker 1: So I'm in that era and then Taylor Swift era
Speaker 1: I am in.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say, oh, there's something about the bes. It's
Speaker 3: just that was one of my That was because I
Speaker 3: first fell in love in Texas Country version playing my guitar,
Speaker 3: so damn funny. That's I thought was so good. I
Speaker 3: was damn crazy.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know, what's the crazy truth? Looks
Speaker 1: how Drew looks at me. Yeah, I'm in torture boets.
Speaker 3: It's really grown on me.
Speaker 1: It's really good. It's good.
Speaker 3: At the beginning, I was obviously like, like everyone else,
Speaker 3: what's your favorite track on torture puts? If you Oh
Speaker 3: my god, what do you say? I can do it
Speaker 3: with broken art?
Speaker 1: No I did. I did not say any of that.
Speaker 3: Great, it's major in the video, it's major laser.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, what's major laser for me? Is? Oh god,
Speaker 1: oh god, wait, hold on, no, it's coming. It's I'm
Speaker 1: not down bad, not guilty of sin. What's the other one?
Speaker 1: But Daddy I love him? Is but Daddy I love him?
Speaker 1: But Daddy I love him? Is the culture of everyone
Speaker 1: shut up? Yeah you know what I mean. I love that.
Speaker 3: Everyone needs to shut up.
Speaker 2: But here, unfortunately, the narrative of but Daddy, I love him,
Speaker 2: it is ultimately, but everyone shut up because I know
Speaker 2: you're right, and then they were right. So that is
Speaker 2: the thing about but Daddy, I love him. But there's
Speaker 2: something romantic about it. But ultimately everyone that was telling
Speaker 2: her all this stuff was right.
Speaker 1: But you know what, Taylor does this thing where she flips.
Speaker 1: She flips the narrative like with like love story, It's
Speaker 1: like it's Romany and Juliet, but like it's a happy ending,
Speaker 1: but Daddy love him. It's like they were right and
Speaker 1: it didn't end well. But like in the world of
Speaker 1: this song, she gets to like dictate how it happens.
Speaker 1: That's the power.
Speaker 2: Taylor, Oh guilty, listen to me. It's so good, but
Speaker 2: I will tell you what And also this will lead
Speaker 2: me into this other thing. Fortnite has grown on me
Speaker 2: so much. And Post Malone's new album, have you listened
Speaker 2: to it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: But do you know what I've been saying since the
Speaker 3: first episode of Say Treatment is that he's my hall Pass.
Speaker 2: He is the man can wear the fuck out of
Speaker 2: a pair of jeans, I'll tell you that. And he's
Speaker 2: doing his country right now. And the new album it's
Speaker 2: called f one trillion. It's literally just him doing duets
Speaker 2: with like legends. There is a song with Dolly parton
Speaker 2: Oh Wow, where she's so horned up.
Speaker 1: What's one more than that? Gone? Like honestly, like it's
Speaker 1: literally it's it's post malone and Dolly Parton talking about it.
Speaker 3: Really transformed in that moment that was so beautiful.
Speaker 1: That's cartoon, but literally, like this album is so good
Speaker 1: and his voice is like so country, Like he's like
Speaker 1: blowing away all these like legends on this album. And
Speaker 1: he did, like Beyonce did more of like an Americana
Speaker 1: country thing, like through her lens like he did like
Speaker 1: contemporary country music.
Speaker 2: The last song on the album is called Yours. It's
Speaker 2: about telling his daughter's future husband Buddy, just because she
Speaker 2: doesn't mean he doesn't mean she's yours.
Speaker 3: But it works, doesn't mean she's yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a there's a Brad Paisley song with there's
Speaker 1: a song he does.
Speaker 3: He's the amazing artist who I believe gave us the
Speaker 3: song ticks. Yeah, I'm all check you for ticks. That
Speaker 3: is the song.
Speaker 1: Did you know that Brad Paisley partnered with doctor Jill
Speaker 1: Biden during the pandemic and told everybody to get the
Speaker 1: vaccine good for him? He did a cover of Jolene
Speaker 1: where the lyrics were vaccine and I Go. Brad Paisley
Speaker 1: has climbed Cringe Mountain. He doesn't have a fuck and
Speaker 1: we must admind.
Speaker 3: Vagine.
Speaker 1: We like him.
Speaker 2: Tim McGraw's on the album He's Clem Cringe Mountain him
Speaker 2: and Faith of Clem Cringe Mountain.
Speaker 3: Are they together?
Speaker 1: Ye? Beautiful? Kiss this kissing the.
Speaker 3: Track seven when I want I'm on a soul?
Speaker 1: What next time you listen to the song, do this?
Speaker 1: Do this kiss? Do this when when the course comes
Speaker 1: in this kiss this kiss unstable, Try making it, Try
Speaker 1: making it happen with your body.
Speaker 3: I need to get in touch with my body.
Speaker 1: You're the most in touch with your body of anyone
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I think that's so nice. It can't be so my
Speaker 3: ass is flat. I gotta get it up.
Speaker 1: It's not what that means A related.
Speaker 3: What I meant by that. I jumped at a Z
Speaker 3: and like, I haven't been I haven't exercised in so long.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, how could I possibly be in touch?
Speaker 1: But you are embodied as a performer.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm extremely in tune.
Speaker 1: That is her unstable.
Speaker 3: In that key, Cinderella said, what's your era?
Speaker 1: What's your era?
Speaker 3: My era is let fucking get it. Yeah, let's fucking
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: I'm going who want that?
Speaker 3: Because I've been like this. Here's what I've been doing
Speaker 3: for like three years of it. When you're roller skating
Speaker 3: and you're like pushing out and you're like, is that skate?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly it.
Speaker 3: Like that, I know I'm ready to go. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: ready to go up the ramp.
Speaker 1: I love now.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you this, but my Taylor.
Speaker 1: Era era is that nineteen eighty nine feels.
Speaker 3: Like could be because I was always I was in
Speaker 3: reputation for a while, which is my favorite era?
Speaker 1: Or are you Lover era now?
Speaker 2: Coming out of the reputation because Lover ultimately ended up
Speaker 2: being the biggest era. Lover is her like biggest album.
Speaker 3: That's shocking.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because it came out and was like maligned
Speaker 1: at first. I loved it.
Speaker 3: You know, my song is so great. That's all that
Speaker 3: album that no one.
Speaker 1: Cares about, Lost God, Paper Rings.
Speaker 3: I think he knows, he knows it's so good.
Speaker 1: It's oh please.
Speaker 3: From the beginning, I've been like this is that reminds
Speaker 3: me of Oh my god? Yeah, exactly five years.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: The keys are I only do original key. I think
Speaker 2: I am not everyone's happy about it.
Speaker 3: Because you know, I've had I've had a summer of Closure.
Speaker 1: Yes, romantically, closure, Romantically.
Speaker 3: I've run it. No no, no, I run into random
Speaker 3: access And now I'm going because I heard from my
Speaker 3: bride closure, whose name is Brian.
Speaker 1: Bride, Bye Bride. So then you are listening to mister p.
Speaker 3: I would say, yes, okay, but I also want a house.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yes, said I'm sorry's house first for.
Speaker 3: Some reason, but who knows what the lover house? Wow, God,
Speaker 3: it's okay. We all kind of match today. I need that.
Speaker 3: I need who made that?
Speaker 1: They're making my Emmys suits?
Speaker 3: Oh, how fabulous is that? And what is that like? Tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Tomorrow? No?
Speaker 3: No, no Emmys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never.
Speaker 3: Been impen Okay, I'm totally open to going. It haven't
Speaker 3: been yet, but I'm open to going. You'll be there,
Speaker 3: I'll be there, Manifest Destiny.
Speaker 1: You're not going with the only Murder's crew.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I don't think so.
Speaker 1: What was it like being on set Electric Electric? Who
Speaker 1: are you there at all?
Speaker 3: The all the legends? I Merrill walked by me on
Speaker 3: set and I go, wow, Michael Sarah Creighton Angel from
Speaker 3: the Best that was the best parton hanging out with
Speaker 3: him on set, and also and getting to talk to
Speaker 3: Miss Molly Shannonho I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Getting touch to them was the best. But everyone was
Speaker 3: very nice. It was really fun.
Speaker 1: Love it. It seems like a good, healthy, happy crew.
Speaker 3: It's a very health like, so well organized, so like
Speaker 3: calm on set, like most like hearty, organic vibes on set.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, and this is not the sounds
Speaker 1: like the sounds maybe not right, but it's like if
Speaker 1: the two people at the top of the call sheet
Speaker 1: are past a certain age, you're wrapping in a reasonable time. Yes,
Speaker 1: because everyone they just want to go to bed right,
Speaker 1: or you're not because it takes too long. But we've
Speaker 1: had different experiences.
Speaker 3: I want to hear about the Wicked movie. Yeah, does
Speaker 3: it on Earth?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 1: It was pretty much heaven on Earth except one day,
Speaker 1: which I will reveal later. It was I had a
Speaker 1: full on panic attack.
Speaker 3: Are you all excited? Is the prem going to be
Speaker 3: in London or here?
Speaker 1: Pram is going to be lund or I think you know?
Speaker 1: The prems are all over the place. It's based South Africa, PREM, Oh,
Speaker 1: Mexico City, PREM, that's sick La, New York.
Speaker 3: Will you get to go to all of them because
Speaker 3: I will be working. You're the apartment, the apartments talking
Speaker 3: about itself.
Speaker 1: I can go to world, which is okay. Actually world
Speaker 1: is Lund, World is Lond. World is world. Prem is Lond.
Speaker 1: That's made that feels really right for some reason.
Speaker 3: And you're gonna wear something so nice?
Speaker 1: Yeah, who knows? I don't. I don't know yet. Do
Speaker 1: you think you'll wear pink or green? I will probably
Speaker 1: wear paint. I will wear green for one thing, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm like, I'm Glinda's little gay and so I.
Speaker 2: I guess my question is do you think it's stepping
Speaker 2: on anyone's toes to wear one of their colors?
Speaker 1: No? Know what?
Speaker 3: How did you wear my color?
Speaker 1: I was actually just watching, like I think it was.
Speaker 1: Who was it? It was like some Glinda oh Ali
Speaker 1: Mousey who was in.
Speaker 2: Kimberlya Kimba. Oh god, the mom from Kimberly a Kimba
Speaker 2: who was incredible?
Speaker 1: Was she a Glinda? She was a Glinda Wow? And
Speaker 1: she was amazing.
Speaker 2: And I was watching her do popular and like I
Speaker 2: love watching these old like Broadway versions because so many
Speaker 2: of them find these little things. And she did this
Speaker 2: thing where she you know when Glinda is like ball gown.
Speaker 2: She goes ball gown. She goes ball gown. It doesn't work,
Speaker 2: and she goes ball gown. And I was like, I've
Speaker 2: never seen that choice. I was like, love that choice.
Speaker 1: Just just make a choice. Theaters back, thank god, exasperated, frustrated,
Speaker 1: Just make a choice. A choice.
Speaker 3: I don't know, guys, guys.
Speaker 2: Speaking of choices. Yeah, now we're making have to make
Speaker 2: the choice. I don't think so, honey. I know because
Speaker 2: it's two forty and we did know this would be
Speaker 2: one of those episodes that went LNG and we were right.
Speaker 2: But that's good because it's your time back. And now,
Speaker 2: speaking of time, this is a segment that we do
Speaker 2: that uses sixty seconds of time to get something across that.
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh god, did you forget on the way here.
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of things, and it was like, yeah, it.
Speaker 1: Is what it is. That's what it is. You're gonna
Speaker 1: come up with something, fucking brill We gotta go, you go, no, no,
Speaker 1: because we got text message saying that Cat's gotta go downtown. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh dude, we okay, we gotta go downtown.
Speaker 3: I have an interview.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, I'll go, Okay, this is Matt Rodters.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey.
Speaker 2: Everyone in my DMS when I did my end of
Speaker 2: summer post, being like, actually, summer ends on.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm like, you know what, Yeah, you've had three
Speaker 1: months of it.
Speaker 2: You've had actually probably more than it if you're a
Speaker 2: gay guy, because I know you, and I know that
Speaker 2: your summer probably started in the middle of May. It
Speaker 2: definitely started a Memorial Day weekend this summer. It happened.
Speaker 2: There are four seasons. It was June, July August that summer.
Speaker 2: That is a quarter of the year you had it,
Speaker 2: So Labor Day happened.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Girls like I understand that the calendar says like summer continues,
Speaker 2: It's not really going to continue.
Speaker 1: Go outside.
Speaker 2: Hate to say it, but look at this. Look at
Speaker 2: my friend. Look at what she's wearing. Swearing a goddamn sweater,
Speaker 2: and that's out of necessity. It's freezing out there. It
Speaker 2: is the nip in the air, the bite in the air.
Speaker 2: I welcome the bite. Call me shioky stackhouse, bitch, bite
Speaker 2: the neck. Put a K nine teeth in the sun.
Speaker 1: In my neck.
Speaker 2: Suck me dry because if you can, because the summer
Speaker 2: already fucking has it's over.
Speaker 1: Gays, get out the DMS. Labor day has come, it's gone.
Speaker 1: It's fall and onnute and you're gonna be happy. Just
Speaker 1: calm down, It's okay. Is that the end of the world.
Speaker 2: The defensiveness of me posting that end of summer? I
Speaker 2: was like me and summer twenty twenty four, and it
Speaker 2: was a vital video of me driving in the water.
Speaker 2: It's not They're like, it's not over, it's there's still
Speaker 2: three more weeks of summer. I'm like that number four.
Speaker 3: People are very sick.
Speaker 1: People are very sick. Imagine not having had enough of
Speaker 1: summer twenty twenty four. We had plenty, A lot happened,
Speaker 1: we could. We're cooked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had a good chunk.
Speaker 1: All right, cat's gotta go right. So this is Bowen Yanks.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many his time starts now. I
Speaker 1: don't think someoney chimp crazy. I think this documentary is
Speaker 1: false advertising. You think it's gonna be funn you think
Speaker 1: it's gonna be Tiger King vibes, same people who did
Speaker 1: Tiger King. It is so upsetting. There is actually there's
Speaker 1: trigger warnings for flashing strobe lights cool, no problem. No
Speaker 1: trigger warning for the crazy, bloody, violent things that are
Speaker 1: depicted in the show that are documented that show multiple
Speaker 1: chimps ripping off chunks of flesh from multiple people, usually women.
Speaker 1: This subculture of they talk about this, the subculture of
Speaker 1: almost exclusively women raising these chimps like their babies is
Speaker 1: so fucked. We need to do something about this. Tanya
Speaker 1: Haddocks is must be stopped if she is a liar.
Speaker 1: She pulled a Robert Durst. That was even worse because
Speaker 1: she's she admitted to the thing while the camera's war role.
Speaker 1: It was. It wasn't like she went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and bed. And I'm like, this is such an upsetting documentary.
Speaker 1: And of course I'm in too deep with that and
Speaker 1: I have to finish this one more episode. But it's
Speaker 1: terribly upsetting. Animal the exotic animal community is sick. Carney's
Speaker 1: circus people, I'm sorry, I support you in theory, but
Speaker 1: the vibe, the culture around what you guys do is
Speaker 1: really upsetting. And Missouri changed the laws anyway, that's that
Speaker 1: is that is shock.
Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, there was We were on the plane
Speaker 2: the other day coming back from Toronto, and I looked
Speaker 2: over because Bowen was just every now and then he
Speaker 2: would just make a sound at the iPod like oh.
Speaker 2: And I looked over and literally what I saw without
Speaker 2: seeing any sound because I haven't gotten to watch it yet,
Speaker 2: but I will.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, was really harrowing, so fun like you see blood.
Speaker 1: This is Netflix, HBO.
Speaker 3: Can I watched this?
Speaker 1: Well, they've been on fire with the upsetting doc No
Speaker 1: what else?
Speaker 3: Oh, my favorite. That was the best thing I've ever
Speaker 3: seen in my life. Mother, God, Mother, God, these are
Speaker 3: my tools.
Speaker 1: Alcohol on marijuana, Okay, Taco salad, galactic taco salad, Wicked
Speaker 1: b ts r A in her Gandy's favorite documentary. She
Speaker 1: can do another God impression. She can do the unimpressions
Speaker 1: of the girls who are like, yes, Mother God would
Speaker 1: like wish.
Speaker 3: Team of hotties.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean they're all gorgeous, dirty, dirty, dirty people.
Speaker 3: They were just At one point, podcast described Kristen Dody's
Speaker 3: boyfriend as father Multiverse coded and I was like crying
Speaker 3: tears of laughter. Okay, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: No, don't don't be afraid, you are don't be afraid legend.
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's the wizards who should be afraid of me.
Speaker 1: Is this helping you? This is Catherine Cohens. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Her time starts now.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, honey. The style, that's the way.
Speaker 3: The style is right now. It's not looking good. Hey,
Speaker 3: this style looks very bad. There's no carpet anymore. Bring
Speaker 3: it back the carpet.
Speaker 1: I want carpet. I want warm.
Speaker 3: I want a nice palm. I want carpet on the floor.
Speaker 3: I want a restaurant where it's not so screaming loud.
Speaker 3: I want curtains that are lushed. This building I hate
Speaker 3: this building. I walk in, they're screaming at me. Everything's hard,
Speaker 3: everything's cold. I go to I go to a hotel.
Speaker 3: There's not a single bathtub in sight. A shower made
Speaker 3: of part of a door. There's a tower on me.
Speaker 3: There's water, water without a door, water without a door.
Speaker 1: I don't want water with a door. I want.
Speaker 3: I need the style to change. Because the stilt. Everything
Speaker 3: looks like a ship. Everything looks like an old everything
Speaker 3: looks like a new ship. And that's what I need.
Speaker 3: Things that are old. I want coziness. I want sconces.
Speaker 3: Give me a sony, stupid bitch. I want art on
Speaker 3: the walls that isn't like the word Paris. Come on,
Speaker 3: this style has to change. I don't think it want
Speaker 3: of the style. I don't think it's one of the style.
Speaker 3: Make it warm, make it, give it character. I want
Speaker 3: to England. The buildings are old, they are beautiful. Everything
Speaker 3: here is a new hideous. I don't think so. I
Speaker 3: don't think. I don't need don't I need the style
Speaker 3: that's really changed.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought DoD you felt modern tonight. Now
Speaker 1: you're wanting all fucking old ship.
Speaker 3: I need the style. Ad minute. If you go to
Speaker 3: a hotel, it's hideous. Where I live here, a Bowerie
Speaker 3: is the only hotel that's like doing it.
Speaker 1: And an old ship.
Speaker 3: Wait, hold on, sorry, everything's everything's like a new ship,
Speaker 3: like a new ship. I mean it. She looks like
Speaker 3: an old ship, but everything everything's good. No, sorry, not
Speaker 3: an old ship, not a new ship, a cruise ship.
Speaker 1: You don't like modern aesthetics, you think no.
Speaker 3: I think modern aesthetics, when done right, are unlovely gorgeous.
Speaker 3: But so rarely are they done right to really, so
Speaker 3: so often they're done out of necessity because of the
Speaker 3: price point, not out of like a choice artistically of course,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: Well, the interior designers are listening.
Speaker 3: Yes, I just think everywhere I go, when I try
Speaker 3: to get to the hotel room and I'm like, there's
Speaker 3: no bathteb that's there's no like lush curtains. Everything is
Speaker 3: like gray and like everything's gray and flat.
Speaker 1: You and Brice should do a staycation at Hotel Chelsea.
Speaker 1: You'll be so happy. Oh yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 1: go everywhere. And carpets are tough for me.
Speaker 3: No carpets. Also they mute the sound, so you're having
Speaker 3: you're gonna have an intimate conversation when there's carpet in
Speaker 3: time and into my time. I hate that I'm running late.
Speaker 1: Okay, we got to go. This was beautiful and brilliant
Speaker 1: and we are just see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Sometimes we're doing We're doing this time tomorrow is coming
Speaker 3: out tomorrow. It's so funny, it's coming out. I'm laughing.
Speaker 1: I'm laughing.
Speaker 3: I'm laughing. So you just know that when we recorded
Speaker 3: this it was just yesterday, So it's not that different
Speaker 3: than it is.
Speaker 1: All it could be could be come for me is
Speaker 1: out October seventeen. Please God, watch it, please God.
Speaker 3: Here's what I'll say. It's on a streaming service called
Speaker 3: veepspea check it.
Speaker 1: Out period, an announcement coming soon only mirrors in the
Speaker 1: building and now.
Speaker 3: And if you haven't seen my first special, it's on Netflix.
Speaker 3: It's called The Twisty's Gorgeous. So watch that as a
Speaker 3: little as a palette cleanser, as a little as an appurtude.
Speaker 3: That's why I meant the one before. Yeah, And then
Speaker 3: dive into the new October seventeenth, my new special Comphy.
Speaker 3: There's a full band.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my god.
Speaker 3: That's we shot at the Grammarcy Theater. I love and
Speaker 3: I have new custom jumpsuit's unbelievable stock.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I'm very proud of it. So it's harder to access
Speaker 3: than Netflix, but we can do it together.
Speaker 2: But you know what, sometimes it's the climb and that
Speaker 2: actually reminds me of a song. And that's the way
Speaker 2: that we're going to end this episode.
Speaker 3: The bagapp Bye, okay, bye everyone, love you.
Speaker 1: Blat of Culture Reach. This is the production by Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell's Big Money Players and I Heart Radio Podcasts, created
Speaker 1: and hosted by Matt Rodgers and Bowen Yang executive produced
Speaker 1: by Anna Hasnier and Hans Soni, Produced by Becker Ramos,
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Speaker 1: music is by Henry Koberski