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Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time of

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Speaker 1: y'all don't know. Y'all have a suit back to back down,

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Speaker 1: giving them like the Millian buck things and it's tubings

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Speaker 1: other for Steve, Please, I don't join yeah, joining me.

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Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn ing the you are you

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Speaker 1: Come come on your thing. Uh huh, I shore will

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Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on

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Speaker 1: dig me now. I want it only Steve Harvey Man

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Speaker 1: oh Man, got a radio show got going for you today.

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Speaker 1: And it just happened to me. You know, I was

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Speaker 1: going through something that I've been going through for a

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Speaker 1: long long time and just weary of it all, and

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Speaker 1: I was I've been talking to God about it, and

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Speaker 1: I mean for years. Though. What happened was I had

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Speaker 1: had to go through some more of it yesterday again

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Speaker 1: in a situation. But you know what, after it was over,

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Speaker 1: you know, I kind of laid in it for a

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Speaker 1: little while. You know, how you've been going through something

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I've been dealing with this this long,

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Speaker 1: even though even though it was over. I don't know

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Speaker 1: Have you ever counted, Steve Harvey, how many times you

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Speaker 1: made it? And so that's what I started doing yesterday,

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Speaker 1: And that's what I did this morning. When I woke up.

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Speaker 1: I was actually taking an inventory account of how many

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Speaker 1: times I made it? How many times, man, I didn't

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Speaker 1: have it rent and somehow I came up with it.

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Speaker 1: How many times I didn't have my house payment and

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Speaker 1: somehow I came up with it. How many times I

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Speaker 1: was out of money, did not have enough, didn't didn't

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Speaker 1: How many times I got sick, thought, well, man, this

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Speaker 1: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations

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Speaker 1: I have found myself in that was I thought at

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Speaker 1: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times,

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Speaker 1: somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents

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Speaker 1: I've been in, but he kept me. I made it.

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Speaker 1: I think about even the simplest times of like stepping

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Speaker 1: off a curve and almost got hit, but I made it.

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Speaker 1: I was just tripping the other day. I was I

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Speaker 1: was thinking about the times that I've been hit by

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Speaker 1: And I made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man,

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Speaker 1: when they count you out, do you know how many

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Speaker 1: times I've been counted out? He's done? He ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: wrote me off? How many times have you been written off? Man?

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Speaker 1: But here you still stand? You know you've a tripped

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Speaker 1: the times you've made it? What about the times man,

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Speaker 1: here though you've tripped on that, ain't nobody called and

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Speaker 1: told you good day? No? Nobody called you and told

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Speaker 1: Never give up. Keep your head up, man, keep grinding.

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Speaker 1: But you still here, even when nobody have you counted

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Speaker 1: the times that you felt like quitting, you felt like

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Speaker 1: when everybody's standing around saying, ain't no way, ain't no way. Man.

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Speaker 1: know how many times I've heard this one right here, Steve,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't hardly see this too many times.

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Speaker 1: But do you realize that normally this is what happened

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Speaker 1: and start trotting what you laying there for? Man? Wallowing

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Speaker 1: So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling

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Speaker 1: see what God has for you. Stop looking at what

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Speaker 1: know the things I've lost? I'm not talking about losing

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Speaker 1: the things I've lost? Man, I look back on it.

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Speaker 1: taking inventory, everybody. Start looking at the things man, that

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Speaker 1: God has brought you through. Start looking at how many

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Speaker 1: So now you think God is crazy. You think he

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Speaker 1: too full of too much mercy to send you through that.

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Speaker 1: Over and over and over. The more I give my child,

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Speaker 1: the more ungrateful they are, the less gratitude they show.

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Speaker 1: can't count how many times God didn't gotten me through something.

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Speaker 1: But when He gets you through it, you can't get

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Speaker 1: Morning show is here. Surprisingly, Yeah, let's just be grateful.

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Speaker 1: Let's move forward sometimes, Steve Harvey, you have to take

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Speaker 1: your own advice. It ain't bout you all the time.

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Speaker 1: What it's you need a wife to remind you of that?

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Speaker 1: It ain't vouch you all the time. This ain't the

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Speaker 1: I'm saying hell, no say that. Say gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry,

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Speaker 1: You know, just because you frustrate this morning, how many

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Speaker 1: for you you to make that question obviously, because you

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Speaker 1: you get on his last Damn. Oh he said that

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Speaker 1: Oh theyn't here on the radio talk talking about it. Yeah, see, Junior.

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Speaker 1: You keep telling me to get good grades. Now you

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Speaker 1: Well do you man? Run it? Hello? Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?

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Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. I gotta ask the guys, um, what was

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Speaker 1: What is happening? You're not doing any business? Loan king?

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Speaker 1: I didn't have no loan. I just wanted to walk

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Speaker 1: on the spot. That's crazy. Well, what it happened was

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Speaker 1: my name was Steve Harvey. Yes, of course. It was

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Speaker 1: a white guy to school named Steve Darby. Okay, he

423
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Speaker 1: didn't come to work. So I went, oh, and he said,

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Speaker 1: you see Jarby and I went, yeah, just with no problem.

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00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: He said, well here you go handing me that little

426
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:39,360
Speaker 1: red thing said where's your shorts? Okay, so I told

427
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: him I have him tomorrow. I just bought my pants

428
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,440
Speaker 1: that rolled him up and set up on this chair.

429
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Speaker 1: I like told him, my name is Steve Harvey. I

430
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: got paid man about six weeks. What so Steve Darby

431
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: never came back. The white guy on the I have

432
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 1: no idea what happened to this dude. He ain't show Wow.

433
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey went on and then at the life officer.

434
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 1: Anybody had a drown in their pool, they'd have been dead.

435
00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: But a god, I can't say. Nobody man, it wasn't

436
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 1: about to jump in that deep and getting trouble in

437
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:25,639
Speaker 1: this five foot and we noticed just when when I

438
00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: ain't margin tried to get in the water in Hawaii.

439
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 1: You remember that he almost had a bad fit. Yes

440
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: he did, Yes, he did. And you did you ever

441
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 1: learn to swim? Steve? Yeah? You know, I know I have.

442
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 1: I have get back back whatever I fell off of,

443
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: I can swim good. He got get out, he got

444
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: get out that swim crossed down. That ain't gonna I'm

445
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 1: so glad you found your purpose. I'm so glad you

446
00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 1: found your purpose. I really need some money, man, that's funny. Wow,

447
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 1: I know, but getting paid. Coming up more of the

448
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,439
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna talk a little bit

449
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: of when we come back to Faster. You're listening to

450
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 1: old school relationship advice means well most of the time,

451
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,200
Speaker 1: but some of it is out of touch and should

452
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 1: become a thing of the past. Some of these rules

453
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 1: or tips need to be redefined and clarified for the

454
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:36,080
Speaker 1: time we live in now. This is according to psychologist

455
00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 1: doctor Joshua Clapal for example. Clap Clapal for example, Steve,

456
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 1: the old cliche and this is biblical. Don't go to

457
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: bed angry. Uh. Doctor Clappal says, we've heard this classic,

458
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:57,280
Speaker 1: but it's unrealistic, and sometimes going to bed mad and

459
00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:00,800
Speaker 1: sleeping on it is better. What do you say? Do

460
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,960
Speaker 1: you well? I don't know what were you with that.

461
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: I wish we could go to bed and not be mad.

462
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: I really do, right. I don't nobody want to go

463
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,440
Speaker 1: to bed mad. You know you got to sleep back

464
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: to each other. Somebody rolled over and touch you, you jumping,

465
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: get you damn foot off. Nobody wants that. I think

466
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: it's better to do that. Now. Is it realistic to

467
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,440
Speaker 1: expect not to ever go to bed? Man? Now? I

468
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 1: don't think it is that, but that show ain't clear

469
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: to go to bed man. We're gonna or you wake

470
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 1: up mad. Let me tell you something. You know, if

471
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: you let a woman go to bed mad, she wake up,

472
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: she gonna be just as mad or mad earth because

473
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 1: she'd have thought about some most stuff. Yeah, now, dude,

474
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: it's wake up and go hey baby, how are you doing?

475
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,640
Speaker 1: How the hell you think? How was our last night?

476
00:29:55,960 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: When you shut your eyes exactly? So ea, I think

477
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:05,000
Speaker 1: he's wrong, not healthy? All right, Doctor clip House says

478
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 1: you can change them, He says. It's a romantic idea,

479
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: the old cliche, you can change them. But he points

480
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,520
Speaker 1: out it's not your responsibility to change anyone, right. I

481
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: agree with it's not your job to change anyone. Nor

482
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: don't you nor do you have the ability? Right, that's

483
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 1: something that women have. I mean, we may as well

484
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 1: admit that we're always trying to change. And I think

485
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,200
Speaker 1: it's the nurturer in us. We always Yeah, we all

486
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: change him, girl, Yeah I change. I know he's like

487
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: that right now. But once he gave me six months. Yeah, yeah,

488
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: let me work on a girl. Yeah, I got this.

489
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to work at every day though, every

490
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: day I change everything. Yeah, but bore that all right,

491
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: here's another one. Some people never change. That's the cliche,

492
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Speaker 1: the old school cliche. Doctor clip House says. On the

493
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Speaker 1: flip side, the suggestion that's someone is incapable of changing

494
00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: is wrong and it ignores the fact that we all

495
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: have control over our choices. So I absolutely agree with that.

496
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 1: That's one. He's only said one thing I didn't agree with,

497
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: and that was the first one. Yeah, I agree with that.

498
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:20,239
Speaker 1: You don't go to bed will change. Yeah, people change man,

499
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 1: all right, all the time. Here's another one. Old school

500
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: love will keep you together, love and keep you together.

501
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: He says. This works in an old romantic movie, but

502
00:31:31,360 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: in real life it takes a lot more than love

503
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: to make it work. Whoa what love got to do? Yeah,

504
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: got to do with it? What love? But a second

505
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: handed moves? What right? Take it up? Gotta do it.

506
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with it. Many. Yeah, you

507
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: gotta honor that commitment that you got to compromise, understanding,

508
00:32:04,360 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: take the blame, not be right all the time. Yeah,

509
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: it never worked for me. Never. All right, here's junior. No,

510
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: it's that love thing. I told her I love her,

511
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: But my replacement was at the donk when you I'm

512
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,719
Speaker 1: just like, who is this? Oh this Chris Week going

513
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 1: to dinner? You ain't Chris. I love you though? To

514
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: the left, to the left through you. Yeah, it's almost

515
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: like what but you've grown up now you're now? Yeah,

516
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 1: you're good now? Yeah that was back. Yeah, I ain't handling.

517
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 1: We've all been through some things up to the game. Yeah,

518
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 1: all right, old school love will I mean know your

519
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: role in the relationship. That's old school. Doctor clip House says,

520
00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: forget this old gender stereotype. And remember there's not a

521
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 1: required way for you to act. Your role in a

522
00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: relationship shouldn't always be the same. It's constantly shifting. I

523
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: missed it. Start over. You know your role in the relationship.

524
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,880
Speaker 1: That's old school thinking. Okay, doctor Clapow says, forget this

525
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,240
Speaker 1: old gender stereotype, and remember there is not a required

526
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 1: way for you to act. That's new school thinking. He says,

527
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,000
Speaker 1: your role in a relationship isn't going to be the

528
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,160
Speaker 1: same all the time. It's constantly changing. And that's a

529
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 1: good thing, that's what he's saying. He says, it'll shift organically. Yeah, yeah,

530
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: and that's a good thing. You think your role should

531
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,640
Speaker 1: stay the same in a relationship, Well, I mean I

532
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: think I think your roles have to be defined so

533
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: that everybody has an understanding of positioning. And then I

534
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: think there has to be some type of all give

535
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: and take or sometimes the other person can do that.

536
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 1: I'm not saying like roles like you do all the

537
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: cleaning and eye I'm not talking about that. Yeah, but

538
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: if you're good with money, yeah anything, Yeah, I mean,

539
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 1: you know, and if you either side, if you roll playing,

540
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: then your roles change like you know, I might be

541
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 1: Batman one night, you know what I'm saying, But then

542
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: next night I might be in credible hook. You know

543
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,279
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Your roles do change. I have to

544
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: know that organically, right, organ organically and realistically, you're neither one.

545
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 1: All right, here's old school. You should stay with them

546
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: for better or for worse, he says. He says. We

547
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: all want to think our partner will stick around no

548
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:53,120
Speaker 1: matter what, but if a relationship is unhealthy, you don't.

549
00:34:53,400 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: You don't need to stick it out, all right, we

550
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:06,120
Speaker 1: do have to get out. You're listening to show it

551
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: is time for ask the clo with Steve Harvey the

552
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: clo in the building. This one is from Willie and Gary, Indiana.

553
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 1: Willie writes, I'm a fifty six year old married man.

554
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:22,000
Speaker 1: My wife found a condom in my work bag that

555
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: had been there since twenty nineteen. I told her I

556
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: got it from a healthfare in my office building, but

557
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 1: she didn't believe me. I really did have a one

558
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: night's stand. Listen to this, guys, I really did have

559
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,279
Speaker 1: a one night's stand with a coworker two years ago

560
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,800
Speaker 1: after an office Christmas party. But it was only once,

561
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 1: my wife claimed a lady called her and told her everything.

562
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: I panicked and confessed, and then my wife says she

563
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,879
Speaker 1: made it all up to get the truth. She wants

564
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,879
Speaker 1: the name as the number of the lady, but she's

565
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,720
Speaker 1: married to a boxer. How can I get my wife

566
00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: to leave this love? Come on for you to do

567
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: fifty six years old and fall for the okid dough.

568
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what you accuse me of.

569
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 1: It's not true. I don't even understand you confess to everything? Yeah, bro,

570
00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? And what what are you doing

571
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,200
Speaker 1: with a condom still in your bag? From two nine

572
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen? Oh only have one time? Man? Come on,

573
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:37,560
Speaker 1: an idiot, this truth till I can't have told y'all

574
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 1: about this truth. It's way overrated. It's not what you confessing.

575
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: She didn't even bust you. No, you saw me where

576
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we're who? What? What woman you talking about?

577
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 1: When you talk about you're gonna have to come up

578
00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 1: with a name. You got to come up with some cases.

579
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: You gotta have a picture, you gotta have something like

580
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: the joke I wrote a long time ago. I don't

581
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: care if you got a polaroid picture of my butt

582
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 1: jacked up in the air with my social Security number. Oh,

583
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: my ass, that is not me. Yeah, And I don't

584
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: know how this man got my so security number on

585
00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: his ass or how he even knew it. I don't know,

586
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:37,080
Speaker 1: but it is not me. That's how strong I am

587
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: with it. Pretty convincing, Pretty convincing. Um. Yeah, he's in

588
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: a world of trouble on that one. Uh. He wants

589
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: to know how can he get his wife to leave

590
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: it alone? Though? That's the question. Clo M. Put that

591
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: condom on it? Sure it don't fit? Dog U? This

592
00:37:56,760 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: is not O. J. Simpson trial. Oh my oh. If

593
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 1: it doesn't fit, you can't be married and have a condom.

594
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey

595
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:17,479
Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this you're listening to, So Steve,

596
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,680
Speaker 1: here's a question from Steve Harvey. F M. All right.

597
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: It says, have you ever thought the wrong thing at

598
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: the wrong moment? Now? This email is from D He says, Hey, guys,

599
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: a comedy booker who I deal with has a new secretary.

600
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: The new secretary doesn't love me as much as the

601
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 1: old secretary. Subsequently, I get less booked less often. The

602
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: new secretary's brother just died, and I thought, sure would

603
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: be nice if the old secretary would come back for

604
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: a few weeks and I will get some bookings. Now

605
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: I feel bad, Savor Tommy. When was the last time

606
00:38:53,719 --> 00:38:57,959
Speaker 1: you thought the wrong thing at the wrong moment? When

607
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 1: was the last time you ever thought something wrong at

608
00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: the wrong moment? Too many times? I'm trying to clean

609
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: it up, But go ahead, Yeah, okay, Well let me

610
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 1: ask you all this hell you ever been in church praying? Yes,

611
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,080
Speaker 1: m a offering? And then she walked by doing an

612
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: offering prayer. She walked by, Yes, even after she had

613
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 1: dropped her money in you still locked yes, all the

614
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: way wrong and you lose your place in the prayer? Man,

615
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: who are in heaven hind the world in your name

616
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: right here? Or look at all that kingdom? Yeah, looker

617
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: hill man, yo will beat Joe all over this earth

618
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: all up and down? Yeah? You know you ever done that?

619
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: It was just as good. It was my relative lay

620
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: in the casket, and she was in there supposed to

621
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 1: save for the family. I forgot who the hell was

622
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 1: laying up there at the funeral at your tear and

623
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,120
Speaker 1: then almost as a first day. Once Charon had walked

624
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 1: up there, I forgot who the hell we was here. Fuck, Lord,

625
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: that dress was tight, crazy hill. I need to give

626
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 1: a damn who it was. But she was there, my Lord,

627
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 1: all right. I never seen somebody fall, super fine woman

628
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: fall and dress blow way up over her. I just

629
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 1: sat there and thought about the wrong thing. Yeah, at

630
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 1: the wrong time time, And is everything you ever thought about?

631
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: Really get the wrong thing at the wrong time? What

632
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: have you ever been praying? And ask God to give

633
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: somebody a stroke? Right so you and kiss him? Yeah?

634
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: I know, really stroke. I've asked him to actually shut

635
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: down somebody whole left side. You want to hear it?

636
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: You want to do the mountain? Hey, hey, this is true.

637
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: I left a basketball game after high school one time

638
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: and the guy robbed me coming out of business corner.

639
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: That was the first time I asking Lord. I asked

640
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: God to strike somebody dead. Yeah. I had nine dollars

641
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,880
Speaker 1: to nine dollars a chance. I thought that would be

642
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 1: a good time to ask the Lord to do something

643
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 1: for me. As of course, he didn't do it, and

644
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 1: he ran off with the nine. But again, I'm stuck.

645
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:13,800
Speaker 1: Glad you're changed, man, Oh he is he better be

646
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 1: from that. Have you ever thought the wrong thing at

647
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:24,280
Speaker 1: the wrong question? Yea, that wrong? You know? Yeah? Yeah, okay,

648
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: the same thing. I didn't been I didn't been naked

649
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: and ran out into the living room and didn't know

650
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: about it was in there, and asked, could they just

651
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: be blind right now? Please just be to not see

652
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: all this? I didn't had a six stell crisis, asked

653
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 1: the nurse that came in the room. I asked the lord,

654
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 1: could you please please let her stay because my gown

655
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: just too much? Yeah, my gown not suffering? Not? I asked,

656
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: DoD she have to? Can she wear head at night?

657
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: I falked off that wrong time. I'm actually plug myself

658
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 1: all right, wow, all right, coming up next, nephew, tell

659
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 1: me more ignorance with today's prank phone call. That's right

660
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:15,439
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to coming up at the top

661
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes afterwards, my Strawberry

662
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: letter for today. Let me tell you something. You don't

663
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 1: want to miss this letter. Okay, this is one of

664
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: my favorite letters. This you do not want to miss me,

665
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,600
Speaker 1: all right, And and they mentioned you in the letter

666
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: as well. I'm in the subject Thundercat is on the prowl.

667
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: That is of the letter. All right, right now, though,

668
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,320
Speaker 1: here's a nephew with today's prank phone call? What you

669
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 1: got for us? Come on? Your wife huh is cheating

670
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: on both of us? Man, it's gonna be great. Your

671
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: wife's cheating on both of us. You bet not crying

672
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: running from me? Hello, I'm trying to release Terrence. Please.

673
00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: Who's calling? Hey? My name is Mark. My name is Mark.

674
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: How you doing, bro? I work with um with your wife, Veronica.

675
00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 1: We're on the same sales floor together. I think I

676
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 1: met you before, but I don't know if you remember

677
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 1: meeting me. But um, I work at the job with Veronica.

678
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 1: Everything is everything on right there? Or what's going on? No? No, no,

679
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,760
Speaker 1: everything is straight here at the job. Not a problem

680
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:23,759
Speaker 1: at all at the job. But I wanted to yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

681
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: she's all right, she's perfectly fine. Man. Um, I just

682
00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: I just you know, I actually, like I said, my

683
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: name is Mark. Man, you don't remember me, Terrence, But

684
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say, um,

685
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,120
Speaker 1: you know, I got some things on that that's been

686
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 1: bothered me for a minute, and I you know, I

687
00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you,

688
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:41,959
Speaker 1: and you know, just kind of have like a little

689
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 1: a little hard to hard talk with you. Man. So

690
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get things

691
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 1: in a in a better position. But I just wanted

692
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: I just wanted me and you to have a conversation. Wait, man,

693
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: how did you get mine? Veronica? Give you my number?

694
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: Or how did you get my number? That's what I'm

695
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,399
Speaker 1: trying to like, what's going on? I mean, I had,

696
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: I had, I I had your number. I just I

697
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: just I just had never reached out to you before.

698
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,520
Speaker 1: But like I say, though, man, this this, this has

699
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:07,239
Speaker 1: been bothering me for a minute and I wanted to

700
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:09,600
Speaker 1: get it off my chest so you and I can

701
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: try to, I guess, fix this whole issue. But I

702
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: just want us to see if we can fix it,

703
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: you know, well fix the issue. What's the issue? I

704
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: don't understand. I'm not following you. I don't understand what

705
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: like what is the issue. So but now you know,

706
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: like I said, I went on to talk to me,

707
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay? Yeah, your wife man is cheating

708
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: on both of us. We gotta do something about this, man,

709
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: all right, I mean, did you say she's eating on

710
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: the both of us? What cheating? She is cheating on

711
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: the both of us, Browne. It sounds like you said cheating.

712
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: I don't know what you Veronica. Listen to me, Teters,

713
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,240
Speaker 1: Veronica is cheating on both of us. You say, Vernica

714
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 1: is cheating on me and me, you know, and we gotta,

715
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 1: we gotta figure out what we're gonna do. Man, But

716
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna need

717
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:08,480
Speaker 1: you to step up and get this thing in order.

718
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: What you're talking about, you say, Veronica cheking, I mean

719
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 1: with you. No, No, she cheating on both of us

720
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:20,239
Speaker 1: with somebody else. I know. I've been noticing her going

721
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: out with this, you know, going to lunch with this

722
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: other cat. So I'm like, I got pissed off about it.

723
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 1: So I said, you know what, I can't take you

724
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 1: no more. I'm calling Terence. You're saying to me that

725
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 1: my wife has been cheating around a job with somebody else.

726
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,799
Speaker 1: She cheating on both of us. Dude, I don't get

727
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 1: what you mean. If my wife has cheated on what

728
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: I mean you're calling me to tell me that she's

729
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:45,440
Speaker 1: cheating on me. I appreciate that, but I don't get

730
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: what you're saying. You know, both of us said, I

731
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: don't get that part. I don't understand what you mean.

732
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: Me and Veronica been you know, kind of cool. You know,

733
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 1: last eight months to a year, we've been, you know,

734
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: pretty tight here at the job. You know what I'm saying,

735
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: so and what you mean y'all being cool? That's what

736
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 1: I don't understand. Like, what do you mean y'all being cool?

737
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,720
Speaker 1: Because that's my wife. Tell me what you're talking about. Okay.

738
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: All I'm saying is me and me and me and

739
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: her been real cool. We've been real tight. You know.

740
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: Sometimes we take lunch and then you know, don't come back.

741
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:18,239
Speaker 1: That's our thing though. But you know now, you know

742
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: I'm noticing. You know, she she didn't want out, you know,

743
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,120
Speaker 1: she didn't want to lunch a couple of time with

744
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 1: his brother named Alan, And I'm like, okay, no, no,

745
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,560
Speaker 1: it ain't gonna go down like this here. You know

746
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Are you my wife? Man? Hey, that's

747
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: that's not why I called you. I called you to

748
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: my wife. That's what I want to know. I'm telling

749
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: you about this dude named Alan. I need you to

750
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: step up as the husband and fix this. But you

751
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: telling me that my wife is cheating on both of us,

752
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: didn't you know, cheating on both of us? If she's

753
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: she's cheating on me, you're telling me that you with

754
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: my wife too, that you've been messing around with my wife.

755
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: That's not That's not the part I'm trying to talk about.

756
00:47:56,719 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk about this dude named Alan. Man,

757
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to get out. No, she's gonna

758
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 1: get to Alan. We're gonna get to Alan. You saying

759
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 1: that my wife playing it's some crazy yo. You know what, man,

760
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm about to put my foot right up your because

761
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 1: play those games with her. She with me. We messing around.

762
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: We're doing this to doing that. Don't work like that.

763
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying? Do I hear what

764
00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: you're saying. But your beef ain't with me. The beef

765
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: is with Alan. No, she messing over, she messing over

766
00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:30,239
Speaker 1: both of us with Alan. Dog. I'm about to call

767
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 1: her because right here, I'm telling Okay, hold on, bro,

768
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 1: I just want you to deal with Alan about to

769
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 1: stop now. I'm at I'm at the job. Yeah, But

770
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:45,239
Speaker 1: I'm about to come up my foot. Do you understand me? No,

771
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 1: I hear you. Man, Alan is the one that then

772
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 1: blew this thing out of proportion. Dog, She messing over

773
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 1: me and you with this here. There ain't no me

774
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: and you. I don't share. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah?

775
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: I hear you following me. You don't learing me. I

776
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: don't know shit shiting that goes on over here? Okay,

777
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: follow me? I do. I do. I'm just saying, you know,

778
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: what are you saying? Leaves me right here? Leave me

779
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:17,880
Speaker 1: right now. I'm about to come up in Where you at?

780
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: Right now? Where are you at? I'm at the job

781
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: where what Ronnie had I call Ronnie. I'm at the

782
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:27,400
Speaker 1: job where Ronnie at caller Ronnie. I called the ronniecka Ronnie.

783
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: I mean that's my little nickname too. It all right,

784
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:35,279
Speaker 1: but well hold on, hold on, Ronnie, Ronnie Ronnie right here,

785
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:43,280
Speaker 1: she's right where she right here? Right here? You want hue, okay,

786
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,120
Speaker 1: cool man here, cool? But can I tell you what

787
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,959
Speaker 1: she's saying? I don't want to hear what she said.

788
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm run the phone right now, okay, But can I

789
00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 1: tell you what she's telling me to tell you. She

790
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: ain't telling you to tell me damn thing, because the

791
00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 1: only thing that you is my foot up your Okay, okay,

792
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 1: but but but but Ronnie wants me to tell you

793
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: this man. Just listen to me, Terrence. She wants me

794
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:10,320
Speaker 1: to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from the

795
00:50:10,400 --> 00:50:14,680
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica.

796
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: You know what I don't y'all up, All, y'all up,

797
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give your old school woman you are man. No,

798
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: I'm not all right. I'm in the cars. I was

799
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: on my way over there, about to go to jail,

800
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:42,719
Speaker 1: met the round with y'all. Hey, let me ask you

801
00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: this man, what is the baddest and I mean the

802
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:52,879
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. You already know show

803
00:50:56,800 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 1: that is your wife? You too much gotta break everything

804
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:04,280
Speaker 1: to the table at some point. Okay, Now I understand

805
00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 1: what we were doing. What you're not gonna do or

806
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 1: do both for us? Wow? Where I draw the conditions?

807
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: Don't can't do me like this man? Can't hurt my feelings? Right,

808
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. There, you have, but I

809
00:51:24,960 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: will serve Columbia South Kakilaki. Do you live first? Baby

810
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: after Coger. That's right, the Coga Performing Art Center. The

811
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 1: nephew will be coming. That spit in Polish Dappa as

812
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,600
Speaker 1: you know, funny is all get out. Get your tickets

813
00:51:40,640 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: there on sale right now. That is once again Columbia

814
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 1: South Cacilakhad you live first. Think it's on sale right now.

815
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:50,680
Speaker 1: You can get them at the box office. You can

816
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 1: get them at the ticket masks. I don't know. You

817
00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: can get them around the corner, but the bob shop.

818
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: You can get it at Burgen King. I don't care

819
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,000
Speaker 1: where you get it. You can get it because tickets

820
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 1: are on sale right now. Yeah you know where you know?

821
00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: Anyway you can drive through. They might have him now, okay,

822
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,720
Speaker 1: slide through, glide up through Popeyes, get you a two piece,

823
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:11,239
Speaker 1: a biscuit and U and tell them you want two

824
00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: tickets to see time. I promise you somebody to drive through.

825
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 1: Probably got there for you. Okay, all right, nephew, thank you.

826
00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:21,719
Speaker 1: Up Next, it is the Strawberry letter subject Please you

827
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 1: don't want to miss this one. Thundercat is on the prowl.

828
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is

829
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: time for the Strawberry Letter. If you need some advice

830
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please please

831
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and

832
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:46,359
Speaker 1: click submit Strawberry Letter. Okay, buckle up and hold on tight.

833
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter.

834
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 1: Subject Thundercat is on the Prowl. Dear Stephen Shirley. I

835
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: am a divorced, forty four year old single mom. As

836
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: an attract active, curvy and educated woman. I have no

837
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's the issue. The

838
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,080
Speaker 1: last man that I dated, we were together for almost

839
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: three months before we had sex. I made him wait

840
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 1: for a reason, and here's why. When we had sex

841
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,840
Speaker 1: for the first time, he passed out afterwards. He was

842
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: only out for a short time, and when he came to,

843
00:53:26,239 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: he said his blood sugar was low Barnett, but I

844
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 1: think he was lying because this has happened to me

845
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,560
Speaker 1: before with another man. The next time we made love,

846
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: I toned down the intensity and I cut out the

847
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:44,080
Speaker 1: extra stuff that I normally do. He told me it

848
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,720
Speaker 1: was too much for him and he ended up breaking

849
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:50,759
Speaker 1: up with me. My crazy ex husband was the same way.

850
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,680
Speaker 1: Whenever I would try to do something new with him,

851
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,560
Speaker 1: he got mad and accused me of cheating on him,

852
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: which was one of the reasons we got divorced. So

853
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 1: lately I have been dating a nice Southern gentleman, and

854
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: two nights ago we had sex for the first time.

855
00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:09,759
Speaker 1: I warned him that I was about to put it

856
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:12,560
Speaker 1: on him, but he must have thought I was just

857
00:54:12,719 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 1: playing well Shirley during the act, see right there, well Shirley,

858
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: during the act, he started screaming like a little girl,

859
00:54:22,520 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: and he was begging me to stop, so I did.

860
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:30,800
Speaker 1: He just he just stared at me for a while.

861
00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 1: He just stared at me for a while, and then

862
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:36,160
Speaker 1: he told me that I was way too much for him.

863
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: He accused me of being some kind of loose woman

864
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 1: because of my skill set. I was so offended that

865
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: I left his house and we have not communicated since Saturday.

866
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:49,799
Speaker 1: I can't help but think there's a man out there

867
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,760
Speaker 1: that can handle me, that can handle me. My friend's

868
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: nicknamed me Thundercat, and they told me I should teach

869
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: a sex class for women. I like to keep it

870
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: tight and right, and I really do enjoy sex, So

871
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,319
Speaker 1: what should I do Tommy, you hush for I want

872
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: to hear from Stephen. Shirley, please advise, Okay I first, Shirley,

873
00:55:14,160 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 1: I will see I will because I know you think

874
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 1: this letter is about you, right, No, but I'm gonna here.

875
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 1: I have seen this photos. I just got to ask you.

876
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? Really? Not not what

877
00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,959
Speaker 1: are you doing to the guys? Just what are you doing?

878
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: From from a thinking position? Okay, you cannot put all

879
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: this stuff that you're doing on someone that you're having

880
00:55:38,800 --> 00:55:41,520
Speaker 1: sex with for the first time, especially a man. You

881
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,680
Speaker 1: can't do this. You can't pull all the tricks out

882
00:55:44,719 --> 00:55:47,799
Speaker 1: of your bag on the first you can't. All right,

883
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,480
Speaker 1: you gotta slowly roll this stuff out, if you know,

884
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,320
Speaker 1: so they can get used to it. You gotta spoon

885
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:57,719
Speaker 1: feed them, so to speak, because I mean you, I mean,

886
00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: and look at your track records. You got a man

887
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 1: who passed out, a man who was screaming like a girl,

888
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:06,480
Speaker 1: a man who broke up with you, your husband accused

889
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: you of cheating. I mean, you gotta look at what's

890
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:14,920
Speaker 1: going on here and realize that maybe just maybe you know,

891
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,880
Speaker 1: slow it down a little bit. Uh, come on, you,

892
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,839
Speaker 1: you just you're forty four years old. You you enjoy sex,

893
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:26,360
Speaker 1: you like it. Perhaps you should teach a class. But listen,

894
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 1: you gotta take it easy. You know, you tell somebody

895
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on you. I mean, come on,

896
00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:37,279
Speaker 1: just relax, okay, relax a little bit, and and and

897
00:56:37,719 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 1: ease into these I mean, have you lost your entire

898
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: mind details? Yeah, I'm just trying to help. Yeah, we're

899
00:56:55,760 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: gonna take that out. Don't even worry. Yeah. But when

900
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: I first read the letter, I thought you were saying

901
00:57:05,560 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: you you were you waited for three months to have

902
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: sex because you know, like in Steve's book, act like

903
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 1: a lady, think like a man. He's telling you, you know,

904
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: to wait for ninety days. So you but that's to

905
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: get to know the person and all of that. You know,

906
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 1: you waited because what you didn't want to kill the

907
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,080
Speaker 1: man on the first time. But I just saying you

908
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: need to take your time, ease into this stuff. Lighting

909
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: up a little bit. I mean, you know, I get you.

910
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,000
Speaker 1: You like it in your serious This other man his

911
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:39,400
Speaker 1: blood sugar was low. You're gonna kill somebody. Relax, Steve,

912
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:48,080
Speaker 1: it's your turn, come about it. I am there's a

913
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,240
Speaker 1: lot of key stuff in here. I'm gonna point it

914
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 1: out to you all through the damn letter. Okay, olden line,

915
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: I am a divorce. This means this, this has been

916
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:03,080
Speaker 1: over with some he said enough. Forty four year old

917
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: single woman, good and grown. Ye, I'm an attractive that's

918
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:14,360
Speaker 1: what she said. Curvy that could be anything, you know.

919
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 1: That's what they call him. It's other other words for heaven,

920
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: So you could be curvy and educated. I have no

921
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:28,400
Speaker 1: problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's an issue. Last

922
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,280
Speaker 1: man I dated, we asked. We was together for three

923
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 1: months before we had sex. I made him wait for

924
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:35,760
Speaker 1: a reason. Here why When we had sex for the

925
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: first time, he passed out. He was only out for

926
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: a short time, and when he came to, he said

927
00:58:42,520 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: he had his blood sugar was low. He know what

928
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: the hell happened? And yeah, but he when he woke up,

929
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: he woke up as a diabetic. She gave him diabeting.

930
00:58:58,040 --> 00:59:02,240
Speaker 1: He didn't know what was wrong, so he invented a disease. Yeah,

931
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: she told his ass. Yeah, yeah, all right, we can

932
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: come back. You're gonna want to hear this. Hang on,

933
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:14,880
Speaker 1: we'll have part two of Steve's response coming up. The letter,

934
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,680
Speaker 1: though the subject Thundercat's on the prow right after this,

935
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: the twenty three after, We'll be back. You're listening, right, Steve.

936
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's recap today's strawberry letters. There's a woman

937
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 1: that's been sleeping with men and can't keep them, and

938
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: it's all because of her sexual acts. First man she

939
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: told us about. They had been waiting three months. When

940
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: she finally gave him something. He passed out, and when

941
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,919
Speaker 1: he came to, he said his blood sugar was low.

942
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: He had never said that before ever in his life,

943
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: but she gave him diabetes. He woke up with diabetes.

944
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: He didn't have it for that. There's something happened to

945
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:03,080
Speaker 1: him and he didn't know what it was. But I

946
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:06,440
Speaker 1: think he was lying because that happened to me before

947
01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 1: with another man. The next time we made love, I

948
01:00:10,520 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 1: toned down the intensity and cut out the extra stuff

949
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:19,680
Speaker 1: I normally do. What the hell is you in here doing?

950
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,720
Speaker 1: When a woman tells you I tuned down the intensity

951
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: and cut out some of the normal stuff I do?

952
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 1: Do you know what the hell happened? In the hell?

953
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,960
Speaker 1: What's going on? This happened to the intensity? Is the Pherocity,

954
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:45,200
Speaker 1: The pherosity. This hell for too much for any damn body.

955
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:47,000
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what's going on. Let me read

956
01:00:47,000 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: a little bit more left and she cut out the

957
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: extra stuff she normally do. Okay, let me tell something.

958
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,520
Speaker 1: If you cut out the extra stuff that you know me,

959
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:58,200
Speaker 1: I'm toned down the intensity and he still fell out.

960
01:00:58,560 --> 01:01:02,600
Speaker 1: The hell is you do we regulize stuff regular I'm

961
01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what she's doing in a minute. Though.

962
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:07,160
Speaker 1: He told me it was too much for him and

963
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:10,280
Speaker 1: he ended up breaking up with me. Then my crazy

964
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:15,800
Speaker 1: ex husband now seeing now people crazy now na na

965
01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: now to me and crazy with her crazy at it.

966
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,160
Speaker 1: He was the same way. Whenever I would try to

967
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,560
Speaker 1: do something new with him. He got mad, accused me

968
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: of cheating, which one of the reasons we got divorced.

969
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,560
Speaker 1: So LEYL, I've been dating a nice Southern gentleman. Two

970
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: nights ago we had sex. You have a lot of sex, said,

971
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 1: this is how many men were already over the three linen.

972
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: He told y'all to talk about it. We wall over

973
01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: the three limits. I told y'all your max number three.

974
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,560
Speaker 1: She way out the three bars. She just had sex

975
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: for the first time. Another night, a Southern gentleman, I

976
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: warned him, told him before we went in, I'm about

977
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:54,920
Speaker 1: to put it on you see you in here, you

978
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: your your cage, match you in that mma love it tap.

979
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:04,560
Speaker 1: You never mixed marshal Art, you must. He must have

980
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:07,440
Speaker 1: thought I was playing with Shirley doing the act. He

981
01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: started screaming, You took a grown ass man got him

982
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 1: screaming like a white girl. He was begging me to stop.

983
01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:29,640
Speaker 1: I was too much for him. He accused me of

984
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,480
Speaker 1: being some kind of a loose woman because of my

985
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: skills set. I was so offended that I left his

986
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:36,880
Speaker 1: house and win communicate. He glad you left. Yeah, and

987
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,680
Speaker 1: you reason you ain't communicating since sanity because he ain't

988
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: calling your ass. He don't won't no more what you got.

989
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: It's too damn much. Let me tell you. First of all,

990
01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:54,480
Speaker 1: she's doing it way too hot, and she making noises,

991
01:02:54,840 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: and she's slamming into men. She climbing on me, that back,

992
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:05,920
Speaker 1: she making her voice change. Uh yeah, sound like a man.

993
01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:20,760
Speaker 1: Huh man, cheat, you heard it. I'm talking about man.

994
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: It ain't even supposed to be doing this right here.

995
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:34,920
Speaker 1: It's getting slung around neck. Damn, the hui choke your

996
01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:42,120
Speaker 1: shut them. Take this, take it, take it, talking the

997
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:56,000
Speaker 1: whole time, voice changing. How does she stand? Come up

998
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:59,919
Speaker 1: and I told you what happened? You thought I would playing,

999
01:04:00,240 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 1: But I'm the Parsons up in here in the park.

1000
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:11,680
Speaker 1: You bring a park. These men is in here going, yeah,

1001
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:15,800
Speaker 1: they're scared. What the hell have I got myself into?

1002
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something else to she she don't

1003
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:20,320
Speaker 1: even do the normal stuff. She do it. It's some

1004
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:27,920
Speaker 1: apparatus is in the Okay, that's it's a swaying. She

1005
01:04:28,120 --> 01:04:33,280
Speaker 1: just swaying, crossed the bed. Listen to me. She using

1006
01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 1: her teeth. There's some teeth involved here, Okay, he said,

1007
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 1: he begged me to stop. It's some teeth. Yeah, yeah.

1008
01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: The what I do this? Do what I do because

1009
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,600
Speaker 1: of her skill set. Yeah, but her skill set is painful.

1010
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: Her skin. Yeah, she tanned men. Yeah, it's me and

1011
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 1: walking out there need medical attention. What happened to that

1012
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 1: point where she spent the one dude his pockets passed

1013
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: said he had died beat with Steve. Is it like

1014
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,600
Speaker 1: she's threatening them because she said I warned him that

1015
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,840
Speaker 1: I was about to put it on. I'm fitting to

1016
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:20,600
Speaker 1: do something to you. Ever had done before. Yea, And

1017
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,920
Speaker 1: in the middle of all of it, I'm gonna sucker

1018
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:29,920
Speaker 1: punch your pockets listening. Moved like she on top of

1019
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: a man and she putting. She punched him in the

1020
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:36,480
Speaker 1: so much. Listen, we gotta get out of here. If

1021
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,840
Speaker 1: you want to, Instagram US or email us your thoughts

1022
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:42,240
Speaker 1: on today's crazy Strubberry Lady, this is my favorite one

1023
01:05:42,320 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: though from this year. Email us or Instagram US and

1024
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:50,000
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1025
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,520
Speaker 1: With travel continuing to rebound, it sounds like a lot

1026
01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: of people will be heading somewhere. According to Triple A,

1027
01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,520
Speaker 1: thirty nine point two million people will travel fifty miles

1028
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:03,520
Speaker 1: or more over Memorial Day, and that's an increase of

1029
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: eight point three percent over last year. And with all

1030
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,919
Speaker 1: those travelers, there will be plenty of traffic. I'm talking

1031
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:12,640
Speaker 1: plenty of traffic. Of course, the car isn't the only

1032
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:15,240
Speaker 1: way people will be escaping. Millions of people will be

1033
01:06:15,360 --> 01:06:18,640
Speaker 1: flying or taking a cruise or the train or the bus.

1034
01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:22,360
Speaker 1: So guys, um, Steve, think back when you were a kid.

1035
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:27,840
Speaker 1: Tell us about your favorite road trip vacation memory. I don't,

1036
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:32,000
Speaker 1: I don't have anymore? What you didn't go anywhere? The kid? Yeah,

1037
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:38,040
Speaker 1: damn disaster. What do you mean? What happened Kean in

1038
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:41,400
Speaker 1: the Maxwelle coffee can because he didn't want to stop. Yeah,

1039
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: my daddy, man, he needs hot as perimental cheese sandwiches.

1040
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't like none of that. So I can wait

1041
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:55,520
Speaker 1: and give me some money so I could get hill

1042
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:01,880
Speaker 1: could not be here. We have a good ass trip

1043
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,080
Speaker 1: six hours all the way to West Virginia. We're sitting

1044
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Speaker 1: it back of this hot ass car. We ain't got

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01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:09,800
Speaker 1: no air him running the air because it burned more gas.

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Speaker 1: We in the back of that hot ass station wagon

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01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: sitting up in him, man like felt like just animals

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01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,760
Speaker 1: in the back of that damn How did we not

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01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:21,800
Speaker 1: run the air back in the day. How do we

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01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:24,080
Speaker 1: not trying to lay down in the back of the

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Speaker 1: station wagon and go to sleep and eat bad ass

1052
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:31,720
Speaker 1: shocks on this car? Then I want to go bad

1053
01:07:31,760 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: when we ain't stopping peeing that carfee kid boys, man

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01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:37,840
Speaker 1: on my knees trying to pee in this coffee can

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01:07:39,680 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: sicken his mess right here? Ain't hand money. All the

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01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: white people stopping it stuck is and all these little

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Speaker 1: places get not eating. We gotta eat what my mama made.

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01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 1: We opening up stuff in the wax papers went because

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01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:58,360
Speaker 1: it's slot in there. All these white people going in

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01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:01,400
Speaker 1: the restaurant to eat. We just looking out the window.

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Speaker 1: Don't get don't get out this car. I'm gonna gasp something.

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01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:09,760
Speaker 1: Keep going stretching, you know, he running around here, beat

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01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:11,680
Speaker 1: and touch something, knock it off the shelf. And then

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01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:13,920
Speaker 1: I got to pay for that too. Just staring this

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01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: down car. Stick your head out that window again and

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01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 1: see what happened. Why nothing, that's pretty for you. Huh

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01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:32,080
Speaker 1: roll pimento cheese man on the sandwich and the wax

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01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 1: paper that an egg salad sandwiches. I don't want none

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01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:50,120
Speaker 1: of that, but the hot boy junior survivors. All right,

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Speaker 1: thank you for that, Steve. You're listening. All right, guys.

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01:08:57,960 --> 01:09:02,000
Speaker 1: Time now for comedy roulette Jay take it away? All right,

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01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: here we go, kindly. Let you take forward three don't matter.

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01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,040
Speaker 1: Put him on a wheel, spinning the wheel with a

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Speaker 1: wheel stop and it stops. We'll make it funny because

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Speaker 1: that's what we do. There you go. Oh, since he

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01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: got sick, he won't respectful time you got everybody equipment,

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01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:32,479
Speaker 1: I just wait on that. He's a comedian jammed, none

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01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:39,360
Speaker 1: of that. All right, here we go. Number one excuses

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Speaker 1: black people make not to get in a swimming pool.

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01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:46,559
Speaker 1: Number two things you say the fifty year old men

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01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:51,560
Speaker 1: who still wear corn rows, let's do that. Excuses you

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01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:55,639
Speaker 1: make to not let the Jehovah witness in the house.

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01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,519
Speaker 1: And number four things people say when they don't want

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01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,519
Speaker 1: to leave the waitress or the waiter or a tip.

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01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:06,800
Speaker 1: All right, so let's get it. Yeah, that's fifty year

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01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: with corn rolls. Let's go, baby, fifty year please. All right?

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01:10:13,479 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 1: It landed on high excuses black people make they're not

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01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:20,240
Speaker 1: get in the swimming pool. I'm start it off because

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Speaker 1: this is for real. What's that getting in the waters?

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01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:25,439
Speaker 1: That getting the water? I get real, damn Ashy, I

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01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:32,439
Speaker 1: can't get it. Damn water. That's it. I tell you

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01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 1: what I don't know about black people. I us not

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01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:43,559
Speaker 1: getting the pool. I got a sickle cell. I could die. Hey, hey,

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01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: I can't get it. I swear I could die. Okay, okay, okay,

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01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:54,360
Speaker 1: you know what. I wanted to swim to day. But

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01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 1: they don't make depends in swimming Trump, that's the only

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01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:03,599
Speaker 1: reason why they just you know them, depends they don't

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01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:07,920
Speaker 1: have them. Y'all gotta have that. I will never go

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01:11:08,120 --> 01:11:12,519
Speaker 1: swimming with you ever. Excuse black people, don't black people

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01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,640
Speaker 1: use not to get in the swimming I like to

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01:11:15,760 --> 01:11:18,599
Speaker 1: swim all the way down and back. It's too many

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Speaker 1: people in the Yeah, yeah, we don't like. Yeah, I

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01:11:24,760 --> 01:11:30,800
Speaker 1: just like black people make so they don't have to

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01:11:30,840 --> 01:11:33,000
Speaker 1: get in the water. It's a whole lot of people

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01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:35,680
Speaker 1: in the water and somebody I don't know who it is,

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01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:38,280
Speaker 1: but I'm just guessing somebody don't broke win and I

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01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:46,599
Speaker 1: ain't getting in there. Yeah. Yeah, he excuses black people

1108
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:49,680
Speaker 1: make for not to swim when y'all keep the floutis.

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01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,920
Speaker 1: I don't see no flouts. I can't get in there

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01:11:55,960 --> 01:12:00,880
Speaker 1: without floating. All right, all right, all right, all right,

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01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 1: all right. Excuses black people make not to get in

1112
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:08,040
Speaker 1: a swimming pool. You know what, dog, I was gonna

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01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:12,280
Speaker 1: get in I was, but my excellent and flat up.

1114
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:16,320
Speaker 1: And you know if I get everybody gonna get excellent.

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01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,680
Speaker 1: If I get in there, you know what I'm saying.

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01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:22,639
Speaker 1: I don't want everybody to get em I got it bad. Yeah.

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01:12:22,760 --> 01:12:26,479
Speaker 1: This this exment here different, This is different. Excuses Black

1118
01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:31,400
Speaker 1: people used to not get in the swimming pool. I'd

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01:12:31,520 --> 01:12:34,800
Speaker 1: go in with y'all. But black people allergic to Chloe read.

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01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:44,920
Speaker 1: We don't don't care for that, all right, excuses black

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01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:46,880
Speaker 1: people make so they don't have to get in the pool.

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01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,759
Speaker 1: See if I get in the water, my fake jurid

1123
01:12:49,920 --> 01:12:54,880
Speaker 1: will turn color. See I don't need to get work.

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01:12:58,479 --> 01:13:00,679
Speaker 1: Just angry black people. Why they don't get in the pool.

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01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 1: We like the boat ride over here, come on close.

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01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: Excuses black people are used not to get in the

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01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but

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Speaker 1: I like more of a racial mix in the water.

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01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:29,200
Speaker 1: In the water, I like more like, yeah, half white

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01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 1: then black. We did not get in. Coming up at

1131
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,479
Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be back with more

1132
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:40,559
Speaker 1: of the Steam Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're

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01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:46,000
Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Never far from

1134
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,400
Speaker 1: the office, even on vacation, that is the question. A

1135
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:52,760
Speaker 1: new survey found that forty five percent of responding said

1136
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:56,200
Speaker 1: they checked in with the office multiple times a day

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01:13:56,760 --> 01:14:02,120
Speaker 1: while they're on vacation. That's that's not a vacation. Listen

1138
01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:05,120
Speaker 1: to this one. I know, I know, I was promise y'all,

1139
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:12,519
Speaker 1: I won't be calling to give you my word. Find

1140
01:14:12,600 --> 01:14:16,240
Speaker 1: me on Instagram. I would gone last week. I ain't

1141
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 1: even tell y'all I would leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know, Yeah,

1142
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:26,880
Speaker 1: so I know. Percent of respondents say they checked in

1143
01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:31,200
Speaker 1: with the office multiple times a day during vacation, twenty

1144
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:33,840
Speaker 1: six percent said they checked in at least once a day,

1145
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:36,439
Speaker 1: and none of the respondents said they never checked in

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01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,000
Speaker 1: with work while on vacation. Uh, what they need to

1147
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,680
Speaker 1: tell is it a disrespect to the people you on

1148
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,360
Speaker 1: vacation with to stay on the phone and keep calling

1149
01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:50,960
Speaker 1: and working. Ain't that a disrespect? That makes sense? I

1150
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,160
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know what the hell you just said.

1151
01:14:54,240 --> 01:15:00,120
Speaker 1: Just a respect if it's disrespectful. But I'm sure the

1152
01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,559
Speaker 1: arguments and all of that coming from you know, you're

1153
01:15:02,560 --> 01:15:04,519
Speaker 1: supposed to be on vacation. I mean, if you out

1154
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:07,240
Speaker 1: with your spouse and you guys are on a vacation,

1155
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:11,360
Speaker 1: you got a three four day weekend, you know, is

1156
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:13,360
Speaker 1: it right to be calling back and forth work? It's

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01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:16,560
Speaker 1: not if you're on vaca on vaca. All right? We

1158
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,720
Speaker 1: got more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up

1159
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:21,479
Speaker 1: at thirty three after the hour with some trending news stories.

1160
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:26,280
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. It

1161
01:15:26,520 --> 01:15:30,720
Speaker 1: is time for Ask the clo with Steve Harvey the

1162
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:34,639
Speaker 1: clo in the building. This one is from Willie and Gary, Indiana.

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01:15:34,720 --> 01:15:37,439
Speaker 1: Willie writes, I'm a fifty six year old married man.

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01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:41,960
Speaker 1: My wife found a condom in my work bag that

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01:15:42,120 --> 01:15:45,560
Speaker 1: had been there since twenty nineteen. I told her I

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01:15:45,680 --> 01:15:48,600
Speaker 1: got it from a healthfare in my office building, but

1167
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:52,200
Speaker 1: she didn't believe me. I really did have a one

1168
01:15:52,320 --> 01:15:54,680
Speaker 1: night's stand. Listen to this, guys, I really did have

1169
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,080
Speaker 1: a one night's stand with a coworker two years ago

1170
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:00,559
Speaker 1: after an office Christmas party. But it was only once

1171
01:16:01,040 --> 01:16:04,480
Speaker 1: my wife claimed a lady called her and told her everything.

1172
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:09,080
Speaker 1: I panicked and confessed, and then my wife said she

1173
01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:11,519
Speaker 1: made it all up to get the truth. She wants

1174
01:16:11,600 --> 01:16:14,479
Speaker 1: the name as the number of the lady, but she's

1175
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,280
Speaker 1: married to a boxer. How can I get my wife

1176
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:23,280
Speaker 1: to leave this? Come on, see, y'll up for you

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01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:27,240
Speaker 1: to be fifty six years old and fall for the Okay, dog,

1178
01:16:29,520 --> 01:16:33,360
Speaker 1: don't give a damn what you accuse me of. It's

1179
01:16:33,439 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 1: not true. I don't even understand you. Confess to everything. Yeah, bro,

1180
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:42,120
Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? And what are you doing with

1181
01:16:42,200 --> 01:16:45,000
Speaker 1: a condom still in your bag? From two nine, twenty

1182
01:16:45,280 --> 01:16:51,919
Speaker 1: nineteen o one. Man, Come on, he's an idiot, stupid

1183
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:58,920
Speaker 1: This truth. I told y'all about this truth. It's way overrated.

1184
01:17:00,160 --> 01:17:04,519
Speaker 1: Not what you confessing. She didn't even bust you dog?

1185
01:17:04,880 --> 01:17:10,560
Speaker 1: You saw me where? Wait a minute, we're who what?

1186
01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:15,479
Speaker 1: What woman you talking about? When you're talking about you're

1187
01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:18,000
Speaker 1: gonna have to come up with a name. You gotta

1188
01:17:18,040 --> 01:17:21,160
Speaker 1: come up with some You gotta have a picture, you

1189
01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:23,559
Speaker 1: gotta have something like the joke I wrote a long

1190
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:28,120
Speaker 1: time ago. I don't care if you got a polaroid

1191
01:17:28,280 --> 01:17:32,400
Speaker 1: picture or my butt jacked up in the air with

1192
01:17:32,680 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 1: my Social Security number? Oh my ass, that is not me. Yeah,

1193
01:17:41,760 --> 01:17:44,840
Speaker 1: And I don't know how this man got my so

1194
01:17:45,040 --> 01:17:48,600
Speaker 1: Security number on his ass or how he even knew it.

1195
01:17:49,439 --> 01:17:54,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it is not me. That's how

1196
01:17:54,800 --> 01:18:00,360
Speaker 1: strong I am with pretty pretty convincing. Um. Yeah, he's

1197
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: in a world of trouble on that one. Uh. He

1198
01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,519
Speaker 1: wants to know how can he get his wife to

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01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:09,840
Speaker 1: leave it alone? Though, that's the question. Clo h put

1200
01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:13,400
Speaker 1: that condom on it? Sure it don't fit Hey, dog, Hey,

1201
01:18:14,760 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 1: this is not O. J. Simpson trial. Oh if it

1202
01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,479
Speaker 1: doesn't fit me much trouble with you can't be married

1203
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,040
Speaker 1: and have a condom Coming up. It is our last

1204
01:18:26,160 --> 01:18:28,240
Speaker 1: break of the day, and of course we'll have some

1205
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: closing remarks at forty nine minutes after from a one

1206
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:34,880
Speaker 1: and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey. Right after this,

1207
01:18:35,439 --> 01:18:39,920
Speaker 1: you're listening to Steven Show. All right, Steve, it's been

1208
01:18:39,960 --> 01:18:42,000
Speaker 1: a good day. We've had fun today, talked about a

1209
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:44,600
Speaker 1: lot a lot, a lot of stuff. But you have

1210
01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,680
Speaker 1: more stuff to take us home with today with your

1211
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 1: closing remarks. What you got for Steve. I think the

1212
01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:54,320
Speaker 1: best way for me always is to just be open

1213
01:18:54,360 --> 01:19:00,400
Speaker 1: and honest about my own experiences and my own uh life.

1214
01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:08,120
Speaker 1: Somebody asked me yesterday. It said, man, how do you

1215
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:14,759
Speaker 1: do it? How do you keep going when things seem

1216
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 1: to be going so contrary to I'm sure the way

1217
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:22,560
Speaker 1: you wanted to go? And of course, you know, I

1218
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,800
Speaker 1: always kind of have an idea of what people are

1219
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 1: talking about, even though I don't address the majority of it.

1220
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: But the question was a sincere question, and they weren't

1221
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:35,360
Speaker 1: saying it to me to be mean or to get

1222
01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,599
Speaker 1: a conversation started, they will seriously ask me, man, how

1223
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:43,519
Speaker 1: do you keep going? How do you manage to just

1224
01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:48,559
Speaker 1: show up and do your job anyway? When so many

1225
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:53,120
Speaker 1: things around you seem to be swirling, so many things

1226
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:59,880
Speaker 1: being said, conversations anything. I said, Well, here's the deal.

1227
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:04,960
Speaker 1: I have been able to survive all the things in

1228
01:20:05,120 --> 01:20:11,639
Speaker 1: my life because of my faith. I'm just being honest

1229
01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:16,200
Speaker 1: with you. If God did not love me the way

1230
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:21,240
Speaker 1: he does, if God did not give me an extend

1231
01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:26,200
Speaker 1: to me his grace and his mercy the way he does,

1232
01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't know how I would make it. But because

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01:20:32,360 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 1: I have this unwavering faith, the belief in things that

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01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:43,360
Speaker 1: I cannot see, because I understand that He covers me.

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01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:50,400
Speaker 1: I understand that Isaiah fifty four seventeen exists. I understand

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01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:53,320
Speaker 1: that Isaiah forty three one in two exists. That I

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01:20:53,439 --> 01:20:56,280
Speaker 1: can walk through the waters and rivers and not drown,

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01:20:56,800 --> 01:21:00,080
Speaker 1: and walk through fire and will not be burned, and

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01:21:00,200 --> 01:21:03,560
Speaker 1: norwa kindling set upon my clothing. I understand that no

1240
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:10,360
Speaker 1: weapon formed against me shall prosper. I understand that there

1241
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:15,000
Speaker 1: are principalities at work all the time. I understand that

1242
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:18,720
Speaker 1: the Devil's job is to rob me and you of

1243
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:24,280
Speaker 1: our destiny, and he would challenge that any way he can.

1244
01:21:25,720 --> 01:21:28,240
Speaker 1: If he can't get through to you, he will get

1245
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:31,960
Speaker 1: through to someone you love. If he can't get through

1246
01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:35,240
Speaker 1: to you, he will get through to somebody you care about.

1247
01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,320
Speaker 1: If he can't get through to you, he'll come through

1248
01:21:38,360 --> 01:21:41,599
Speaker 1: a coworker. If he can't get through to you, he'll

1249
01:21:41,640 --> 01:21:44,840
Speaker 1: come through a supervisor. If he can't get through to you,

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Speaker 1: he'll use social media and ego find a way to

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Speaker 1: get to you, to shake your faith. The thing that

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Speaker 1: maintains me in all of it is my unwavering faith

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Speaker 1: in him. That God's promises are true. That he promised

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Speaker 1: never to leave me, that he promised that he would

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Speaker 1: be there and ever present presence in my life, that

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Speaker 1: he would always never forsake me, That when it looks

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Speaker 1: like it's going all wrong, that he is behind the

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Speaker 1: scenes working on my behalf and behind the scenes working

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Speaker 1: on your behalf. That relationship that I've formed over the

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Speaker 1: years with God, that I've tightened up this year is

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Speaker 1: the reason I can stand and face all of my

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Speaker 1: trials and tribulations and stand strong and still go to

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Speaker 1: work and keep a smile on my face and keep

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Speaker 1: moving forward. The fact that I handle my triumphs and

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Speaker 1: my tragedies the exact same way. The fact that you

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Speaker 1: can't look at me and see no signs or struggle

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Speaker 1: on me, it is because of my unwavering faith. The

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Speaker 1: reason my faith is able to stay so strong is

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Speaker 1: because I've discovered in my sixty two years of living

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Speaker 1: that God has kept me even in moments when I

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Speaker 1: didn't know how I was going to be able to

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Speaker 1: keep myself. Because when you have a relationship with God

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Speaker 1: and you leaning on his promises, and all of his

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Speaker 1: promises are true, what do you have to worry about?

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Speaker 1: What can man do to you? If God is with you,

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Speaker 1: who can be against you? Who? What problem or what

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Speaker 1: person can you name or come up with as greater

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Speaker 1: than God? I can't. I can't think of anything. What

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Speaker 1: problem do you have that's bigger than God? I can't

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Speaker 1: think of anything. What situation do you think that God

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Speaker 1: can't bring you through? If you look back on your

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Speaker 1: life and realize that He's brought you through every other

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Speaker 1: one you've ever been in, every situation I've ever been in,

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Speaker 1: God has cleared me through that one. He's done the

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Speaker 1: same thing for you. Just look back. Name the one

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Speaker 1: thing that God hasn't brought you through. Name it. If

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Speaker 1: He ain't bought you through it, he's currently pulling you

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Speaker 1: through it right now. You know how I know that's

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Speaker 1: true because you can hear me. God is a very

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Speaker 1: present help in the time of trouble. The reason I

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Speaker 1: have relationship with God is so when I get in

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Speaker 1: moments like these, I don't have to introduce myself to it.

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Speaker 1: He has heard me before. I have called Him on

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Speaker 1: a daily basis when it's going good and when it's

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Speaker 1: going bad. So when it go bad and I show up,

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Speaker 1: he recognizes me that I am his in his mind.

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Speaker 1: That's why I can keep my head up. Y'all do

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Speaker 1: the same. Y'all have a great weekd those are my

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Speaker 1: clothes were remarked. I've already dropped him, Mike, y'all have

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Speaker 1: a great work. Yes, you did? Now did. For all

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