Speaker 1: You're listening to Comedy Central YEW.
Speaker 2: With three weeks to go on till election day and
Speaker 2: millions of votes already cost, coronavirus remains the top issue
Speaker 2: for America, and any normal presidents would be layser focused
Speaker 2: on getting Corona under control, helping businesses stay afloat, keeping
Speaker 2: schools open. But Donald Trump is not a normal president,
Speaker 2: so instead he's focusing on this.
Speaker 3: With weeks until the election and trailing in the polls,
Speaker 3: President Trump seized on a report in The New York
Speaker 3: Post published Wednesday claiming files and emails were taken from
Speaker 3: a laptop that allegedly previously belonged to Hunter Biden. The
Speaker 3: report alleges that the former Vice president used his position
Speaker 3: to advance his son's business interests in Ukraine, and that
Speaker 3: both Bidens were not truthful about that relationship. The story
Speaker 3: sourcing has also raised questions out its authenticity, as the
Speaker 3: files were given to the Post through an attorney for
Speaker 3: the President's personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani. Twitter and Facebook have
Speaker 3: limited the distribution of that Hunter Biden story, and last night, Twitter,
Speaker 3: if you're to suspend the Twitter account of White House
Speaker 3: Press Secretary Katie Mcanini when she tried to share that story.
Speaker 2: Damn, you know a story is shady when Facebook is
Speaker 2: saying whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Maybe people shouldn't see this
Speaker 2: because think about it, Usually people are posting about how
Speaker 2: vaccines did ninet eleven and Facebook is like, okay, wait, wait,
Speaker 2: let's hear them out tell me more. And honestly, it's
Speaker 2: insane that Trump's people are even going off to Biden
Speaker 2: by targeting his son. Like, if these were my sons,
Speaker 2: I'd maintain a strict kids are off limits policy. Look
Speaker 2: at them. They always look like they've done some shit wrong,
Speaker 2: and they should also go without saying. But obviously people
Speaker 2: should be skeptical of anything where Rudy Giuliani is the source,
Speaker 2: and just as a rule in life, never trust them.
Speaker 2: Man who died and dashed on his dentist halfway through
Speaker 2: the job. You just don't trust those people.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2: That Giuliani is trying to come up with something before
Speaker 2: the election. I mean, I get it. What I am
Speaker 2: disappointed by is that the Trump campaign is using the
Speaker 2: same story really hacked.
Speaker 1: Russian emails again.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna reuse the same October surprise as last election.
Speaker 2: It's called an October surprise, not in October. Hey, I
Speaker 2: know this one. It's not a surprise if we can
Speaker 2: see it coming. A surprise has to be an ex surprised.
Speaker 2: But I gotta say, I don't think this plan to
Speaker 2: get people caring about the Barisma scandal is gonna work
Speaker 2: because who even knows what barisma is? I mean, Trump
Speaker 2: himself can't even pronounce.
Speaker 4: It eight months after his alleged meeting with the Bermesia executives.
Speaker 1: So this uh.
Speaker 4: Bermicia, Bermicia, they say, pronounce it Bervicia, a real beautiful company.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was painful to watch. You know what
Speaker 1: that looked like.
Speaker 2: That was like watching Trump's mouth trying to walk down
Speaker 2: a ramp. I mean, how does Trump not know how
Speaker 2: to say barisma when that's all he's talked about for years?
Speaker 1: This should concern people.
Speaker 2: If Tony the Tiger was like frosted flakes, they're grunk,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, I hope this guy's brain is okay, okay, Tony, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm groomped. The best part is after Trump mispronounces the word,
Speaker 2: he then tells everyone that no, that's how you're actually
Speaker 2: supposed to pronounce it, which is the oldest playground move
Speaker 2: in the book.
Speaker 1: I totally meant to do that.
Speaker 2: There wasn't a mistake where they do you wanted your
Speaker 2: pants to split open so we could all see your
Speaker 2: spider man. Undea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how they say you do it on the internet.
Speaker 1: But you know what I say, enjoy it while you can, people.
Speaker 2: Because Donald Trump is the Michael Jordan of mispronouncing words,
Speaker 2: We're gonna have to wait a whole nother generation to
Speaker 2: get someone messing up words at this level. Even then,
Speaker 2: I still think that Trump is going to be the
Speaker 2: greatest of all time. You know, I'll be that old
Speaker 2: dude in the barbershop, like, yeah, this young blood miss
Speaker 2: pronounced a shit, all right, But Donald Trump invented not
Speaker 2: making sense. Watch him trying to say barisma and tell
Speaker 2: me he's not the gold favorite he Watch him say baristhma.
Speaker 2: You ain't never seen anybody mis pronounced like that. This
Speaker 2: is the final week of Donald Trump's campaign rallies, so
Speaker 2: we thought, let's send Jordan Klepper out for one more
Speaker 2: ride on the Trump train. In another episode of Fingers
Speaker 2: the Pulse.
Speaker 5: After an history at two hundred and twenty seven year campaign.
Speaker 5: I found myself at another Trump rally, one of three
Speaker 5: he was having in Pennsylvania that very day.
Speaker 6: And while there was.
Speaker 5: Still some of the usual totally realistic expectations.
Speaker 1: I'm calling forty seven, say, but Trump.
Speaker 5: At this rally in the final week of election season,
Speaker 5: I noticed something different.
Speaker 6: It was quiet for people just tired, you know, I
Speaker 6: think people. I think people are are exhausted.
Speaker 1: For me too, and I'm ready to move on.
Speaker 5: I've been to a lot of Trump rallies before, and
Speaker 5: I have to say this is probably the most subdued
Speaker 5: rally I've been to.
Speaker 6: It's inherently quiet.
Speaker 5: You can hear a q andon push notification ding in
Speaker 5: someone's pocket. This was a chance to hear Trump make
Speaker 5: his final case and frankly for MAGA country to do
Speaker 5: the same.
Speaker 7: They about the economy.
Speaker 8: He provided jobs and when people are working and not
Speaker 8: out looting and burning cities.
Speaker 6: Historically, this presidency has lost more job than any other. True,
Speaker 6: I'd be like Tony, I need my sheet. I'm going
Speaker 6: to give you facts. The fact that what's on the
Speaker 6: fact sheet.
Speaker 7: I'm the fact sheet is that in my car.
Speaker 6: We have not had a fact sheet before this is
Speaker 6: really bring.
Speaker 8: I'm bringing it.
Speaker 5: I hope it doesn't have a list of all the dead,
Speaker 5: because that thing's gonna be a huge.
Speaker 8: Okay, Jobs added four million under Biden and Obama negative
Speaker 8: two points.
Speaker 6: What is the website? I don't know, you don't know.
Speaker 6: I'll have to google it.
Speaker 5: Okay, So her friend didn't have the facts, but she
Speaker 5: did have the zinfandel.
Speaker 8: Let's talk about African American dandies and all the things.
Speaker 1: He's done for that great What has he done with
Speaker 1: the UH?
Speaker 6: With the jail here?
Speaker 7: You know where he was corrected the UH.
Speaker 6: You gotta help me out here, Kelly, tell me here.
Speaker 5: While I waited for Tony to get her ship together,
Speaker 5: I wanted to wrap my head around their hail Mary
Speaker 5: October surprise. And that's Hunter Biden and his well, I'll
Speaker 5: just let them explain it.
Speaker 9: You can see you on you know, Fox and one
Speaker 9: American News about the UH, the laptop, the Hunter Biden's
Speaker 9: laptop and then all the crupts and taking my from
Speaker 9: the different countries, you know, from Russian. Then Joe Biden
Speaker 9: would do whatever these countries needed.
Speaker 6: What did you do?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 9: Either what he did or did not do, what didn't?
Speaker 6: What did he do?
Speaker 1: You have to be determined exactly what he did.
Speaker 6: I saw pedophilia and China something like that. Do you
Speaker 6: believe it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I had something.
Speaker 6: I have to look into a lot more.
Speaker 11: We see about like the Hunter Biden scandal.
Speaker 6: What exactly happened with that?
Speaker 11: I think they found a laptop that had you know,
Speaker 11: emails and who was an FBI. They found a laptop
Speaker 11: with like emails and pictures of you know, Biden talking
Speaker 11: with like Ukraine and China about business deals and stuff
Speaker 11: like that.
Speaker 6: Which Hunter Biden did it? Something happened.
Speaker 10: They want to push it to get it, you know,
Speaker 10: get the investigation under way before the election.
Speaker 6: But what's the investigation up about?
Speaker 7: Just the laptop?
Speaker 2: And was on the laptop?
Speaker 10: I mean the conspiracy theorists would say that it's Joe
Speaker 10: Biden and Hunter Biden communicating with you know, outside countries
Speaker 10: on business deals and stuff like that.
Speaker 6: Are you calling him a conspiracy theorist? That's just what
Speaker 6: he said, right, the.
Speaker 10: Conspiracy plus only because it hasn't been proven.
Speaker 7: Yeah, make a ton of money and do absolutely nothing
Speaker 7: except that, Hey you can meet my dad.
Speaker 5: That's a disgusting trait right to just use your father's
Speaker 5: name to make money off of that.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, nepotism needs to be looked into.
Speaker 12: Big talk.
Speaker 6: Yes, what do you think about Avanka?
Speaker 7: Oh, she's so gracious.
Speaker 9: I'd see Ivanka as someone who is following or creating
Speaker 9: and enhancing people's lives around jobs and training and whatever
Speaker 9: causes she has, just like Lady Diana had twenty years ago.
Speaker 9: She had certain causes, aids and different things like that
Speaker 9: that she was involved.
Speaker 5: With, Lady Diana seeking copyrights in China while she had
Speaker 5: a position of power.
Speaker 9: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: As the horn rang and the masses filed into the
Speaker 5: last rally, there was a bittersweet feeling in the air.
Speaker 5: Folks are heading on in This is the last chance
Speaker 5: for them to get unfettered access to the President of
Speaker 5: the United States after this and might be their flexiglass,
Speaker 5: maybe with a telephone. If this somber attitude was a
Speaker 5: reflection of what could happen on election Day, are these
Speaker 5: folks prepared for a world post Trump?
Speaker 6: Trump could totally win.
Speaker 5: If for some chance he doesn't win, what happens to
Speaker 5: all of this afterwards?
Speaker 6: Me personally, sure.
Speaker 7: I will not live under a socialist government. And just
Speaker 7: look up the three red flags on the Biden campaign poster.
Speaker 9: There's three red lines.
Speaker 6: Yeah, look it up on Google. Well, I think it's
Speaker 6: an E.
Speaker 7: It's supposed to be an E. But look at the
Speaker 7: three red flags or three red banners.
Speaker 6: And they mean communism. He's not communism right there on
Speaker 6: the flag.
Speaker 2: You got it?
Speaker 5: Really, you don't want.
Speaker 6: To be in a place of socialized medicine, Nope? So
Speaker 6: where would you go?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna look at Costa Rica, Costa Rica, which has
Speaker 5: universal healthcare.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I'm just I'm not gonna live under
Speaker 7: socialist rule. I don't think Biden's gonna make the four
Speaker 7: years and the camelback forget.
Speaker 6: It, amilback.
Speaker 1: Who's that?
Speaker 6: Kamala?
Speaker 5: Oh wow, that both mispronounced the name and xenophobic.
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, Well that's a tufer.
Speaker 5: If they don't take you in Costa Rica, I'm sure
Speaker 5: Argentina would welcome you and your point of view with
Speaker 5: open arms. So the pitches have been made and the
Speaker 5: escape routes planned. Don't they love to do other than
Speaker 5: vote your asses off and hope we get the results soon.
Speaker 5: Until then, I'll be hiding out right here, good luck America.
Speaker 2: For two weeks now, conservative media has been in a
Speaker 2: frenzy over a supposed scandal involving Hunter Biden. And since
Speaker 2: the mainstream media isn't covering the story, we made Desi
Speaker 2: Leidak watch Fox News for forty eight hours straight so
Speaker 2: she could try and tell us what it's all about.
Speaker 8: So basically, Rudy Giuliani obtained Hunter Biden's laptop and the
Speaker 8: contents are so explosive I threw my phone into oncoming tracks.
Speaker 8: Get this, Hunter Biden is communicating with known criminals from
Speaker 8: his email address Corruption Jewry, Ukrainian Money Dot Scamp, and
Speaker 8: he's hitting up all the big time Olagars, Vladimir Putin,
Speaker 8: Jonathan Burisma, Anthony Fauschikov, Liza Minnelli. He's making deals despite
Speaker 8: not even graduating from the third grade. Here's what we know.
Speaker 8: In twenty fifteen, Hunter Biden aka Hunter Pelosi bin Laden
Speaker 8: made fifteen trillion dollars by investing in a Chinese planned parenthood.
Speaker 8: One year later, Hunter makes an additional nineteen the brilliant
Speaker 8: dollars the Russian satellite dish. He's living on a yacht
Speaker 8: under the name Don Mexico and hooks up with Mary
Speaker 8: mc cheese of Moscow. Start the hedge fund with you,
Speaker 8: guested Hillary Hussain Clinton. Check the Hungarian bank accounts, Check
Speaker 8: Robert Mahler's secret TikTok account. Check that receipt for cheese
Speaker 8: poppers from the applebe's at Kia Airport. All this evidence,
Speaker 8: and yet I'm the one getting my house repossessed. That's
Speaker 8: the real malarkey. And by the way, did you know
Speaker 8: that malarkey is Mandarin for I will ban fracking. Let's
Speaker 8: take a step back for a second. You don't think
Speaker 8: it's fishy that Hunter Biden is sending texts to his
Speaker 8: dad My kids haven't her my text in years?
Speaker 2: Sommy loves you.
Speaker 8: She just wants to warn you about Adam Schif's pedopal
Speaker 8: ring slash casual burrito restaurant. You're not fooling anyone, Kamala
Speaker 8: la law.
Speaker 2: Do you guys remember the twenty twenty presidential election. You
Speaker 2: know it was the day when you voted for a
Speaker 2: president and a bunch of local races that you had
Speaker 2: to google from inside the voting booth. Well, one of
Speaker 2: the stories we thought we'd never have to hear about again.
Speaker 2: Once the election was over, just came roaring back to life.
Speaker 12: Hunter Biden, the president elect, Sun says the US attorney
Speaker 12: in Delaware is investigating his tax records. Sources tell CBS
Speaker 12: News the FBI has been looking into Hunter Biden's taxes
Speaker 12: since twenty eighteen. Under Justice Department policy, law enforcement didn't
Speaker 12: actively pursue the case during the weeks before the presidential
Speaker 12: election to avoid politicizing the investigation.
Speaker 2: That's right, people, Apparently Hunter Biden is under investigation for
Speaker 2: his taxes, and Donald Trump must be fury right now.
Speaker 2: Did you guys see that Hunter Biden is being investigated
Speaker 2: for tax fraud? I'm so angry, sir. Are you angry
Speaker 2: because you wanted to use it against his dad for
Speaker 2: the election? No, I'm angry because tax for it is
Speaker 2: my thing. How's he's stealing my thing?
Speaker 10: Criminals?
Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna lie. Hunter Biden announcing his own investigation.
Speaker 2: Who that's a pretty ganster move.
Speaker 13: I mean, usually you see pictures of people covering their
Speaker 13: faces when they run into court. You know they're trying
Speaker 13: to hide that there's an investigation. But Hunter is like
Speaker 13: a guy coming home late at night, like, oh, babe,
Speaker 13: you're gonna wanna go through my phone.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I think that in the end, this kind of
Speaker 2: scandal will be good for America because we just spent
Speaker 2: four years with scandals twenty four to seven. We con'scious
Speaker 2: go down to zero scandals cold Turkey, and Biden's family
Speaker 2: is gonna help us taper it down. Like right now,
Speaker 2: Hunter has a tax thing. You know, this is a
Speaker 2: tax scandal. Maybe next year Joe Biden asks the Ukrainian
Speaker 2: president for something inappropriate, but it's just the answers to
Speaker 2: a crossroad.
Speaker 1: Puzzle just offs us off.
Speaker 2: Right now, we're addicted to scandals. Now. Look, we don't
Speaker 2: really know what, if anything, this Hunting Biden story will
Speaker 2: lead to. But if he has done anything wrong, my
Speaker 2: advice would be to ask President Trump for a pardon
Speaker 2: before he leaves. And I know that may seem unlikely,
Speaker 2: but based on how Trump has been making it rain,
Speaker 2: anything is possible. Impeachments, it's democracy's mulligan. For weeks now,
Speaker 2: practically everyone has weighed in on the Ukraine scandal, from
Speaker 2: Trump to Pelosi to a cured Rattlesnake, everyone except the
Speaker 2: man at the center of it all, Hunter Biden he
Speaker 2: sat on the board of a Ukrainian energy company while
Speaker 2: his dad served as vice president, and now that Trump
Speaker 2: is using it to target his dad, Hunter is finally
Speaker 2: speaking out.
Speaker 14: Hunter Biden speaking out for the first time, defending his
Speaker 14: business dealings in Ukraine, saying he did quote nothing wrong
Speaker 14: at all, but acknowledging to ABC News what he calls
Speaker 14: poor judgment.
Speaker 2: Did I make a mistake, Well, maybe in the grand
Speaker 2: scheme of things, Yeah, But did I make a mistake
Speaker 2: based upon some ethical laps?
Speaker 6: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: If your last name wasn't Biden, do you think he
Speaker 3: would have been asked to be on the board of Barisma.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know, probably not.
Speaker 2: I don't think that there's a lot of things that
Speaker 2: would have happened in my life that if my last
Speaker 2: name wasn't Biden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, He's right.
Speaker 2: If Hunter's last name wasn't Biden, his life would have
Speaker 2: been a lot different. For one thing, he definitely wouldn't
Speaker 2: have gotten into the Harvard School of Surprise Massages. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you know, I do appreciate Hunter's honesty there because
Speaker 2: he admits that he was probably hired by the Ukrainian
Speaker 2: energy company because of.
Speaker 1: His last name. That's how the world works.
Speaker 2: A lot of people get opportunities because of who their
Speaker 2: parents are. Cindy Crawford's daughter is now a model, Andrew
Speaker 2: Cuomo's father was the governor of New York before him.
Speaker 2: And do you think Harry Potter would have gotten all
Speaker 2: that attention if it wasn't for his famous wizard parents?
Speaker 1: Right? No, I don't get me wrong. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that he wasn't a good wizard.
Speaker 2: But he was like the only student whose name dumbled
Speaker 2: on youw He was like personal yeah, Dumbledoe, cold run
Speaker 2: in her mind, he was like freckles and girl Harry.
Speaker 1: And by the way, family names work the other way too.
Speaker 2: That's why Ginny Weasley was getting eaten by snakes in
Speaker 2: the basement.
Speaker 1: It took every on four hundred pages to notice that shit.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, man, the truth is, your name could
Speaker 2: be a big reason that you get a leg up
Speaker 2: in life.
Speaker 1: Like I know for a fact, I know.
Speaker 2: The only reason I got to where I am today
Speaker 2: is probably because my great great grandfather built the ark.
Speaker 1: Like I've you know, I accept that. What can I say, man?
Speaker 2: My great great grandpe loved boats, and watching animals.
Speaker 1: Now, with that said, that's what he was doing on
Speaker 1: the boat. That's normal.
Speaker 2: Now with that said, with that said, you can't deny
Speaker 2: it's not a good look that a Ukrainian company hired
Speaker 2: Hunter Biden just months after Joe Biden became the Obama
Speaker 2: administration's pointman on Ukraine. Because it looks very much like
Speaker 2: he got this business because of his father's position. And
Speaker 2: I understand why a lot of people would complain about that.
Speaker 2: What I don't understand is why these people are complaining
Speaker 2: about that.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about the double standard. What do you guys
Speaker 4: think would happen if Donald Trump Junior went to China
Speaker 4: and came back with one point five dollars? They're not
Speaker 4: one point five billion, just one point five dollars. Can
Speaker 4: you imagine if I took three cents from the Ukraine
Speaker 4: or four cents from China.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's it's unbelievable.
Speaker 2: We gave up our entire business so my father could
Speaker 2: run for president.
Speaker 6: We don't do anything overseas anymore. We gave up.
Speaker 1: We didn't have to do.
Speaker 6: You see me on any boards?
Speaker 1: Do you see don on any boards? You see Vonka
Speaker 1: on any boards.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, I'm not surprised nobody has put
Speaker 2: Beavis and Forehead on any corporate boards.
Speaker 1: That's that's not like a a scandal. That's not a thing.
Speaker 2: I don't even think they're allowed on diving boards. This
Speaker 2: is like, no, Eric, you're jumping off the wrong end.
Speaker 2: Jump into the wet part, dude. And secondly, and secondly,
Speaker 2: if there was ever an example of people who got
Speaker 2: opportunities because of their names.
Speaker 1: It's these two.
Speaker 2: I mean, Donald Trump Junior just got paid fifty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars to give a speech at a college. If he
Speaker 2: wasn't Donald Trump's son, why else would they be asking
Speaker 2: him to speak huh, to share his expertise on bad beards?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Or would it be more like ladies and gentlemen, A
Speaker 2: man who once sat on a tree stump, Don Junior,
Speaker 2: He's like, so, what happened was my bunyans were acting
Speaker 2: up and there was no chair in sight. But then
Speaker 2: I remembered someone once told me stumps are okay to
Speaker 2: sit on.
Speaker 1: Thank you good nights.
Speaker 2: Also, also, if Trump's sons are actually concerned, like truly
Speaker 2: concerned about children of politicians doing business overseas then, can
Speaker 2: someone please explain to me why they've been doing this.
Speaker 15: Trump promised no new FLCE deals, but that hasn't stopped
Speaker 15: his family from continuing business overseas. The Trumps have plowed
Speaker 15: ahead with deals in India, Indonesia, Uruguay, and the Philippines
Speaker 15: that were already in the works before Trump took office.
Speaker 16: By Wednesday, Eric Trump will have gone to four countries
Speaker 16: on Trump Company business since January first. In early January,
Speaker 16: it was a trip to Uruguay for a glitzy party
Speaker 16: to promote a new property.
Speaker 17: This morning, Donald Trump Junior is in India to promote
Speaker 17: Trump branded condos in two cities there.
Speaker 1: As a business, we're going to continue to run.
Speaker 4: We have incredible assets all over the world that will
Speaker 4: continue to operate and to grow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Even with their dad in office, the Trumps are still
Speaker 2: growing their business in places like India, Philippines, Indonesia, Uruguay.
Speaker 1: They're all over the world. It's like the Amazing race
Speaker 1: with no running and no chins.
Speaker 2: Donald and Eric are doing so much international business. It
Speaker 2: almost feels like Donald is just trying to not spend
Speaker 2: time with his sons.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: It's almost like He's.
Speaker 2: Like, boys, I've got a new business for you to
Speaker 2: take care.
Speaker 1: Of it on Mars. Was like, but there's nobody to
Speaker 1: get back from Mars.
Speaker 2: And I appreciate your sacrifice.
Speaker 1: Bye bye. And I know this is crazy to say.
Speaker 2: I know this is crazy to say, but at least
Speaker 2: Donald and Eric a one step removed from the presidency
Speaker 2: because there are other Trump children who are in business
Speaker 2: and governments.
Speaker 15: Jared Kushner and Evanka Trump's roles in the White House
Speaker 15: opened up another potential avenue for foreign influence. Officials in
Speaker 15: at least four countries talked about ways they could manipulate Kushner,
Speaker 15: in part by taking advantage of his complicated business entanglements.
Speaker 17: Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner took in as much as
Speaker 17: one hundred and thirty five million dollars in revenue last year.
Speaker 17: That includes almost four million dollars Ivanka Trump pulled in
Speaker 17: from her steak in the family hotel here near the
Speaker 17: White House, where diplomats and foreign dignitaries spend big money.
Speaker 15: Last year, China approved more than a dozen trademarks for
Speaker 15: Avanka Trump branded products. The timing just as the US
Speaker 15: and China were trying to restart trade talks. Raised eyebrows.
Speaker 2: Okay, come on, China approved a dozen trademarks for Evanka
Speaker 2: right as her dad was negotiating trade deals with China.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me that's not suspicious timing. I mean
Speaker 2: it's like, how right before Christmas, my mom said that
Speaker 2: a horrible accident happened at santisfactory.
Speaker 1: How does this happen every year?
Speaker 16: Mom?
Speaker 2: Huh, they need to look into safety regulations at the factory.
Speaker 2: I'll never get my twice. And China does not mess
Speaker 2: around with his trademarks. That's what you have to understand.
Speaker 2: For instance, Michael Jordan had to fight for four years
Speaker 2: to trademark himself. Yeah, the Chinese courts argued that this
Speaker 2: was not Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were like, no, that could be anyone. Some
Speaker 1: of they were like, yeah, I was jumping the other day.
Speaker 1: Who knows that's me.
Speaker 6: That could be me.
Speaker 2: That's how crazy they are about trademarks. And I mean
Speaker 2: that's wild. This would be like saying that this isn't
Speaker 2: Don Junior. I mean, no one else has ever sat
Speaker 2: on a stump like that.
Speaker 1: We know who that is. Stump Man, stump Man, stump Man.
Speaker 1: Now let's be clear. Let's be clear.
Speaker 2: I'm not defending Hunter Biden. I don't know him, I
Speaker 2: don't know about his business. All I'm saying is that
Speaker 2: the last people who should be talking about the blurredlines
Speaker 2: of family names and political influence of the people currently
Speaker 2: running their home office from the White House.
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