1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:14,280 Speaker 1: Nick Nick, Hello here I am. I almost just hurt 2 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: my neck like jamming out to that song. I'm like, 3 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: sometimes I do a dance and I'm like, oh, like 4 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:25,000 Speaker 1: a little fun jig. I'm gonna go. I'm getting too 5 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: old to have to be like fun, to be like 6 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,120 Speaker 1: to just have a moment of like random like yeah, 7 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: it's like, oh, um, how's it going? Everyone? Happy Monday. 8 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:40,479 Speaker 1: I hope you had a great weekend. I my weekend. 9 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,400 Speaker 1: We don't even know what it's gonna be yet because 10 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 1: it's Friday. Let me just be honest with you, guys. 11 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,800 Speaker 1: I'm pre taping this because Monday I am going to 12 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: be um traveling to Lost Vegas. I usually say Vegas 13 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: and people do not care for that. Um, but I 14 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:01,800 Speaker 1: do believe eve that is the way it should be pronounced. 15 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: And I think I'm right. Um, But every time I 16 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 1: say Loss Vegas, I have to picture v A dub 17 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: v A y g us because I guess two years 18 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: ago we were going to Las Vegas and I kept 19 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:23,680 Speaker 1: saying Vegas. People go, you say that weird, and I'm like, Vegas, Vega, Vegas, No, 20 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: it's Vegas. Who said that? Who said that? And isn't 21 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:34,120 Speaker 1: it Spanish, and how is that pronounced Spanish? That is 22 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,520 Speaker 1: the right way. Probably, I don't know what did you 23 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:39,479 Speaker 1: take Spanish? Do you know how to pronounce Spanish words? Um? 24 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:42,360 Speaker 1: I did take Spanish for a while. I'm not sure. 25 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: I usually say Vegas, but I love when you say 26 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:49,440 Speaker 1: Vegas and bagel. I don't know bagel, like how you 27 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:58,880 Speaker 1: say bagel, waiting it bagel, bagel just's like it. Hold on, 28 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go at a bagel. I love wait a 29 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:10,360 Speaker 1: second lost bagel. Oh that is so funny. I do 30 00:02:10,480 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 1: say bagel weird. Oh my god, it's bagel. That's me 31 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,400 Speaker 1: as a New Yorker. That's how I see a Y 32 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 1: g U L bagel bagel. Um, that's really funny. Um, 33 00:02:24,360 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 1: I love mispronunciations. Did you ever take that quiz that 34 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,399 Speaker 1: I was obsessed with? Did you ever do that? On? You? Up? 35 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: You guys. If you want to show yourself a really 36 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:37,120 Speaker 1: good time, there's a quiz all you google, honestly, because 37 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,600 Speaker 1: every time I don't ever remember how to actually find it. 38 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 1: You just google? What is going on? Right with? Fun? Um? 39 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 1: You google uh quiz regional dialect. Let me see if 40 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 1: that pulls it up. Yeah, and It's called how y'all use? 41 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 1: And you guys talk? The New York Times. It's from 42 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:01,360 Speaker 1: two and you just take a quiz. It's so wild. 43 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:03,760 Speaker 1: It's such a fun game at parties, or like when 44 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:06,120 Speaker 1: you're with a group of people and you're like board, 45 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: pull this up. It's called how y'all use? And you 46 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,200 Speaker 1: guys talk? And there's twenty questions and they just ask 47 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:15,959 Speaker 1: questions like how would you address a group of two 48 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 1: or more people? You all use you lot, you guys, 49 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,960 Speaker 1: yun's yen's you other or y'all. And then you go 50 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 1: through and you answer questions that are just like those 51 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: kinds of questions, like what would you call a um? 52 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: There's one that's so funny, goes what do you call 53 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: a rainstorm? Or like when it's raining and the sun 54 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:42,120 Speaker 1: is shining and it's like a sunshower. We don't have 55 00:03:42,160 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: a word for this. The devil beats his wife Donkeys 56 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: Tuesday Deluxe. It's just like who would ever giving birth 57 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: a wolf? It's giving birth? Yes, it's so weird. Did 58 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: you ever have a Did you have a name for that? Uh? No, 59 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: I don't. I think I would be the one. I 60 00:03:59,800 --> 00:04:02,600 Speaker 1: have a term for it. Yeah, well, I we call 61 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 1: that Patricia takes her cat to the market. I don't 62 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: know what it's like, what is this? But the weirdest 63 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: thing is you guys, And I'm no joke. Every time 64 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: I've run this test, maybe once it didn't work because 65 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: someone had moved around a lot because they were like 66 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:22,280 Speaker 1: a military kid or um a gypsy and uh they 67 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,080 Speaker 1: it will it will show you a map of At 68 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:26,679 Speaker 1: the end of the twenty five questions, it will generate 69 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: and no boop, and then at the end of it, 70 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,320 Speaker 1: it will show you a map like a heat map, 71 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:33,279 Speaker 1: you know where it's like red is where it thinks 72 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:36,560 Speaker 1: you're from, and it will be down to the county 73 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:40,440 Speaker 1: where you are from in the United States. It's wild. 74 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,479 Speaker 1: It's so cool and it freaks people up. People go 75 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,200 Speaker 1: no way, and it'll be like, yeah, you're from a 76 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: southern you know, suburb of Baltimore, and it's like, what, 77 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 1: there's a great Baltimore um dialect or like accent thing 78 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: on that's making a rounds on TikTok I saw it 79 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: and Reddit. But it says it's it makes these guys. 80 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:03,680 Speaker 1: It says, if you're from Baltimore and have a Baltimore 81 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,360 Speaker 1: accent read this sentence, and what the sentences is Aaron 82 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,760 Speaker 1: a a r o n Earns e a r n 83 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:15,839 Speaker 1: s iron Earns. You r n s like Aaron Earns 84 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: iron urns. And if you're from Baltimore, you go arn 85 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: Earns earn earns. And these guys go, there's this guy 86 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: doing it. He's like, arn arn't our arn't air earns 87 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: our earn't. And then he goes, guys, what the hell 88 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 1: is this the way we talk? Because he's hearing it 89 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 1: for the first time, I'm going like, I'm just saying 90 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:37,920 Speaker 1: the same thing over and over. That's why I love 91 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: that one. Have you ever heard the one of buffalo buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, 92 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 1: Like that's a sentence because buffalo is an adjective. Let 93 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: me find it. It's so interesting. I love this ship 94 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:55,360 Speaker 1: buffalo buffalo buffalo because buffalo is an adjective of adverb 95 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,919 Speaker 1: and and nown uh, I don't think it's an adverb, 96 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:06,320 Speaker 1: but it's um oh yeah, here he goes buff so buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, buffalo, 97 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: buffalo buffalo. So it's one, two, three, four, eight buffaloes 98 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: in a row is a grammatically correct sentence in English, 99 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 1: often presented as an example of how hominems and homophones 100 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:24,200 Speaker 1: hey this sense. The sentences anti gay um can be 101 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,720 Speaker 1: used to create complicated linguistic constructs through Okay, so anyway 102 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 1: buffalo is um a pronoun So Buffalo Buffalo. So as 103 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,720 Speaker 1: a pronoun or, it's a proper down Buffalo, New York. 104 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: And then as a verb meaning to bully, harass, or intimidate, 105 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:50,679 Speaker 1: So Buffalo Buffalo. So the h buffaloes from Buffalo bully Buffalo, okay, 106 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:56,080 Speaker 1: and uh Buffalo, and then they bully other buffaloes from Buffalo. 107 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,520 Speaker 1: And it's like, but anyway, it's saying buffalo eight times 108 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: in a row is a real sentence in English that 109 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:06,200 Speaker 1: checks out. And that's just interesting to me. Um, I 110 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: love like wordplay stuff like this. It was interesting today 111 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: We're trying to come up with the top one bottom 112 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: one segment and Noah said, you are not good with 113 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:19,120 Speaker 1: lyrics because I said maybe lyrics, and you go, I 114 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: just don't. Can we just like not do lyrics because 115 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: I just like I just don't know lyrics? I wait, 116 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: why is it? Because every song you listen to us 117 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:36,000 Speaker 1: like ral Fan how good you are with that by 118 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 1: the way, But yeah, that's pretty much it. Like I 119 00:07:41,120 --> 00:07:45,240 Speaker 1: guess I never paid attention to lyrics. That's not what 120 00:07:45,320 --> 00:07:48,320 Speaker 1: pulled me into like a song. For me, it was 121 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: just about the music. So I know, I was like, 122 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: I could not be like I mean, I do love 123 00:07:57,600 --> 00:08:01,400 Speaker 1: melody and like instrumentation, but it I think I couldn't 124 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,400 Speaker 1: be more opposite of you in that respect, Like there's 125 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 1: no you don't like, there's no lyrics that you go like, 126 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,560 Speaker 1: oh my god, like this lyric just like nails it, Like, 127 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:14,040 Speaker 1: do do songs like illicit feelings for you? Just based 128 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: on their like the sound that comes out of these 129 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:21,440 Speaker 1: men's throats. Well, I recently started listening to like pop music, 130 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:27,200 Speaker 1: and I really like listening to Rihanna. Like her lyrics. Okay, 131 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 1: she's very horny, come out, come on S S S 132 00:08:35,720 --> 00:08:39,319 Speaker 1: S and m m um, Yeah, I love I love 133 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:43,880 Speaker 1: her lyrics too. She's super wet when she records. Do 134 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,280 Speaker 1: you know she has to put up an album for 135 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:48,360 Speaker 1: like eight years or something. She recently became one of 136 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,720 Speaker 1: the richest women. She's in like billionaire status. She's I 137 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:55,640 Speaker 1: feel like, if you reach that when you put out 138 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 1: a makeup line. That's like what every time a girl 139 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 1: does a makeup line, it's like billionaire. It's like that's 140 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: what was what would Kylie be like make money from? 141 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 1: Otherwise Kardashians pay an episode. Probably it's got to be 142 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: these this makeup. I gotta start a makeup line. She 143 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:17,120 Speaker 1: has a lingerie line called fenty Oh that's our makeup 144 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,560 Speaker 1: line too, and her lad she has like really wants 145 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,920 Speaker 1: need more makeup or lingerie. It's like, it's just it's 146 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,440 Speaker 1: all none of this. If I was to make a 147 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: product and like put my name on it, it would 148 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,719 Speaker 1: have to be something that doesn't exist anymore. That's like 149 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: a new technology or like a new like I came 150 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,720 Speaker 1: up with. There's some idea I had that I was like, okay, 151 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:42,200 Speaker 1: that actually is a thing like I want because it 152 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:46,640 Speaker 1: doesn't exist yet. I every color of eyeshadow has existed, 153 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:51,200 Speaker 1: every pigmentation, every shimmer, every kind of you know, Oh 154 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:55,559 Speaker 1: no this primer goes on smoother. No it doesn't, it doesn't. 155 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:59,680 Speaker 1: They're all the same, stop it um and they're not 156 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:02,720 Speaker 1: all the saying but I honestly, girls, you don't have 157 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:06,000 Speaker 1: to spend two dollars at Sephora like old glazed dog 158 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,240 Speaker 1: over here. I really, I just haven't been to a 159 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:10,280 Speaker 1: Walgreen's in a really long time. There are times when 160 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:14,760 Speaker 1: my whole makeup bag is Walgreens stuff, like you know, 161 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:18,160 Speaker 1: drug store makeup, and it works just as well as 162 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 1: when I go to Alta or Sephora or you know, 163 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 1: uh mac, Um, I just, is there any makeup product, Noah, 164 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:31,960 Speaker 1: that you are like or any kind of like product 165 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 1: in your life? Girl? Product? I mean, I don't want 166 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,640 Speaker 1: to say girl, but um, you know, is there any 167 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:40,560 Speaker 1: product that you have used forever that's like you're kind 168 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 1: of the serum you know that I use that I'm 169 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 1: so like obsessed with and if it got discontinued, I 170 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,959 Speaker 1: just don't know what I do. I do have that 171 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,160 Speaker 1: and I've been using it since I found it in 172 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:54,960 Speaker 1: my mom's makeup bag when I was a kid. It's cocaine, 173 00:10:56,320 --> 00:11:00,760 Speaker 1: were not Suplets to talk about that. Um, it's the 174 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:06,280 Speaker 1: Nars like highlighter stick and the colors Copacabana. I think 175 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:09,560 Speaker 1: it's just like this, like like pink bar and I 176 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:12,760 Speaker 1: just I love it so much. I put it like 177 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,720 Speaker 1: under my eyes and then I do like a line 178 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,559 Speaker 1: on my nose to try to like look at to 179 00:11:17,040 --> 00:11:20,760 Speaker 1: make it look reduced, you know, right, Oh my god, Okay, 180 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:25,720 Speaker 1: Nars highlighter stick Copacabana. Yeah, that's mine. I love that 181 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:27,720 Speaker 1: And that's so cute. You got it from your mom? Like, 182 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,840 Speaker 1: who knew? I didn't even know Nars was around back then. 183 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,880 Speaker 1: That's so cool. I love that. Did you used to 184 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: get into I loved my grandma's makeup and the smell 185 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,840 Speaker 1: of the bag and the smell of the powders, and 186 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,480 Speaker 1: like I loved that stuff because it just smelled so good. 187 00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 1: I don't know if I was a kid that was 188 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:47,320 Speaker 1: like I can't wait to wear makeup. When did you 189 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:52,080 Speaker 1: start wearing makeup? It started with eyeliner. Oh yeah, that's 190 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:56,520 Speaker 1: where I think, like sixteen or seventeen, and I can't 191 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 1: live without it. Eyeliner was my last thing that I 192 00:11:59,679 --> 00:12:02,640 Speaker 1: ever did. What was your first? I think it was 193 00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:05,560 Speaker 1: like blush because it's like that's what you like? Who 194 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:07,880 Speaker 1: needs blush? And eighth grade? I remember his eighth grade, 195 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 1: but it was like I remember I found one of 196 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 1: my friends notes Curson, if you're listening, I've never let 197 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:16,280 Speaker 1: this go and I need to do some work on it. 198 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 1: Probably it's leading to you know, me acting out even today. 199 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,440 Speaker 1: It's why, you know, sometimes I want to kick my 200 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:26,160 Speaker 1: room ba um, because I found a note from one 201 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:28,920 Speaker 1: of my friends. I think it was Halla wrote to 202 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: Kurson or Kurson wrote to Holla, and they were making 203 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:34,400 Speaker 1: fun of me wearing makeup and being like Nikki's wearing 204 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,839 Speaker 1: makeup now and she looks ridiculous, and I was just like, 205 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, I was just trying, like a new thing. 206 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,880 Speaker 1: I remember one time, Hollow, we were all putting on 207 00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:45,600 Speaker 1: makeup in Hollow, never wore makeup. And her last name 208 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,439 Speaker 1: is Holly. That's why we called her Holla, because we 209 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,800 Speaker 1: got lazy, and then it eventually turned into her. So 210 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,960 Speaker 1: now we just go like Hair called me yesterday and 211 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 1: her name is Laura. Laura Holly turned into Laura. Halla 212 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:04,400 Speaker 1: turned into really trying to her. And so one time, Hala, 213 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:09,120 Speaker 1: if you're listening, bitch fucking wrote about me in eighth grade. Um. 214 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,960 Speaker 1: I think I never called them out on it because 215 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,079 Speaker 1: it was so embarrassed, but she one time put um, 216 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:16,600 Speaker 1: you know how sometimes concealer can come in like a lipstick, 217 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,440 Speaker 1: almost like things. I bet your nurs thing is like 218 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:23,640 Speaker 1: a stick, right, um. She thought it was lipstick and 219 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:28,280 Speaker 1: she put concealer. Like we were all like she was 220 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:34,560 Speaker 1: like this color, what this particular We're like, Halia, that's concealer. Um. 221 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:38,960 Speaker 1: I want It's always fun to interview men about what 222 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,360 Speaker 1: they think different things are. There's a lot of tiktoks 223 00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 1: of that of like what is this product? And there's 224 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,079 Speaker 1: like dumb boyfriends being like, I don't know, put that 225 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,720 Speaker 1: on your toes and it's just like, no, it's a 226 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: brow jowl. And it's just like I don't know that 227 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:56,680 Speaker 1: a nipple creame' is like no, that's you know, I 228 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,040 Speaker 1: don't know something else the thing I can't think of it. 229 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:03,079 Speaker 1: It's like I want to start getting into TikTok. By 230 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,680 Speaker 1: the way, I gotta do it, and my bestie sent 231 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:10,640 Speaker 1: me Taylor Swift's latest TikTok. Taylor Swift is joined TikTok 232 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:14,240 Speaker 1: and she did this one where she was she showed 233 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:18,280 Speaker 1: a interview from Regis and Kelly or something. She was 234 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:20,880 Speaker 1: talking about getting a second cat because she had one, 235 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:23,840 Speaker 1: and she was like, I'm worried about getting a second 236 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,160 Speaker 1: cat because like, when you have cats, does that make 237 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 1: you like a cat lady? Like does cat's equal cat 238 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,440 Speaker 1: lady and some and she was talking to a friend 239 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: and my friend said, no, three cats as a cat lady, 240 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 1: two cats is a party. And then it cuts to 241 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,080 Speaker 1: brampt and it's like her in two thousand twenty one, 242 00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,600 Speaker 1: and it's her holding one cat and she walks across 243 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,560 Speaker 1: and she's just kind of like whatever. And then then 244 00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: the next then you see her walk into frame again 245 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:51,600 Speaker 1: she's got two cats, and it's like and it's like 246 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,120 Speaker 1: a party. Um, speaking of party, you're getting a cat, 247 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,640 Speaker 1: you're getting half a party. I am your friend found 248 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 1: a cat. Was a pro by a cat. This cat, 249 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,400 Speaker 1: I mean seems to have found my friend in a 250 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:09,160 Speaker 1: hotel parking lot and uh, it's a kitten. It was 251 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 1: so friendly and um, she said, Okay, this cat is 252 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:17,400 Speaker 1: so sweet. I'm gonna just let it be and if 253 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: I come back at the end of my work day 254 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:23,840 Speaker 1: to the hotel and um he's there, I'll take him. 255 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:26,920 Speaker 1: So she ended up leaving and at the end, when 256 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,240 Speaker 1: she was gassing up her car, she's like, okay, I can't. 257 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:31,040 Speaker 1: I need to go back and find it. She like 258 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:33,200 Speaker 1: went and looked all over for it, and he came 259 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,080 Speaker 1: out of these bushes and she that it was like, 260 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,960 Speaker 1: if he comes out naturally, I'll get him. And then 261 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: she went digging for him. Yeah, she's saved like so 262 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: many animals from the side of the road. She's like 263 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 1: this magical. So animals just kind of like find this 264 00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:55,200 Speaker 1: woman that she has three dolls, search for them. Yeah, well, 265 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: I think she's an angel. She's so good. That's so nice. 266 00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,560 Speaker 1: So you said I will. She told you about it, 267 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,760 Speaker 1: and you were like, we need a cat, let's do it. 268 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:05,600 Speaker 1: And so you're going to fly to New York and 269 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,320 Speaker 1: get this cat and then fly back. Yeah, I mean 270 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:11,280 Speaker 1: like I'll check off seeing some some family members too, 271 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,880 Speaker 1: to make the most of it. But it's just like 272 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:15,920 Speaker 1: a cat that likes to be held like a baby, 273 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,880 Speaker 1: and he purrs and he's so sweet. And I don't 274 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,240 Speaker 1: know a lot about cats. Do most cats not like 275 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,280 Speaker 1: to be held like a baby. Some of them are 276 00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,480 Speaker 1: aloof you know, it's just like in their personality. So 277 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 1: this one's very special because he is so friendly and 278 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:35,760 Speaker 1: I can't resist. Have you ever owned a cat? Never? 279 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,720 Speaker 1: Have you ever been a catwoman? I've I call myself 280 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 1: a crazy cat lady on Instagram because I follow a 281 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,920 Speaker 1: ton of cat accounts. Oh so you love cats on Instagram? 282 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 1: You're already like in it. See I'm not someone who 283 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,800 Speaker 1: watches cat videos and I want to be because Taylor 284 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:56,400 Speaker 1: Swift is and I'm just not. But I think there. 285 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,000 Speaker 1: You sent me a video of your cat and it's 286 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:02,440 Speaker 1: so cute, and I so that's you already. Like I 287 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,640 Speaker 1: wonder if I could become a cat person or if 288 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,160 Speaker 1: you're like born one I became. So I was watching 289 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:12,160 Speaker 1: Beth Sterns cat videos. Oh yeah, she she posed great 290 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:17,120 Speaker 1: ones and yeah right, and from that I just was like, okay, 291 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:19,679 Speaker 1: I need all these kittens and old body gonna name it. 292 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:25,000 Speaker 1: We don't know yet is Avi and two cats? Yeah 293 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,679 Speaker 1: he loves all animals. Oh my god, that's so exciting. 294 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:31,200 Speaker 1: Congrats I'm getting a cat. Isn't it crazy that you 295 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,520 Speaker 1: are going to, like in eighteen years, you're gonna have 296 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,520 Speaker 1: this animal. If all goes well, you're gonna have this 297 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,240 Speaker 1: animal that and your life is gonna be so different. 298 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,159 Speaker 1: You could have a child, Like let's just say, like 299 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,399 Speaker 1: you could have a kid in high school and this 300 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,080 Speaker 1: cat will still be around all because your friend was 301 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:50,320 Speaker 1: at a hotel one day. I'm fine with it. That's 302 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:53,480 Speaker 1: so crazy how the world works like that, and like 303 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,399 Speaker 1: you're committing to something though that it is going to 304 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,679 Speaker 1: be around for a while. I mean, it's unfortunate that 305 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,240 Speaker 1: they don't live forever as long as humans, Like that's 306 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,720 Speaker 1: one of the saddest things. But that's quite a commitment. 307 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,400 Speaker 1: I mean the other day I was at Whole Foods 308 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:09,080 Speaker 1: and I was picking up toilet paper and I was like, 309 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:13,239 Speaker 1: do I get the twelve pack or the four? And 310 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: I go, I'm gonna get the four. And it's like, 311 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,520 Speaker 1: why you can carry the twelve. This isn't about a 312 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,439 Speaker 1: bulk issue. You have the money for the twelve, and 313 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,080 Speaker 1: I just I'm like, are you not going to live 314 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:30,199 Speaker 1: long enough to wipe your ass that much? Like, of 315 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:33,119 Speaker 1: course I'm gonna need twelve rolls? Does it have to 316 00:18:33,119 --> 00:18:34,960 Speaker 1: do with the fact that maybe I think Andrew needs 317 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 1: to get a pack sometimes and maybe maybe no, I 318 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,399 Speaker 1: don't know what it was like Sometimes Q tips like 319 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,320 Speaker 1: Q tips, I'm like, that's a commitment. I don't someone 320 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,520 Speaker 1: what if I die, Someone's gonna get rid of those 321 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,199 Speaker 1: Q tips and then they go to waste because no 322 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:53,119 Speaker 1: one wants to like get Q tips from goodwill. My 323 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 1: mom probably would. Let's get Andrew in here is he available? 324 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,399 Speaker 1: He is in Connecticut? Which is how I say it 325 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,159 Speaker 1: when I spell it, because that's how you spell it. 326 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:05,119 Speaker 1: I was forget there's that extra t. Let's get Andrew. 327 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 1: Hey Andrew? What's that? How's it going in Connecticut? Connecticut's good? 328 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:24,640 Speaker 1: A lot of kids, A lot of kids. They how many? 329 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,199 Speaker 1: I feel like they've have kids? Now? There could be 330 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 1: thirty forty of them running around. It's it's um, it 331 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,440 Speaker 1: feels like that it's three of them. Uh. A lot 332 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,639 Speaker 1: of knocks on the door while your boys trying to uh, 333 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:45,240 Speaker 1: you know, lay it down. You really they knocked on 334 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,520 Speaker 1: the door while you're trying to have sex. No, No, 335 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,439 Speaker 1: but you could feel I'm anticipating it, so you know 336 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,280 Speaker 1: I got one hand on the door, one hand on 337 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:55,879 Speaker 1: that ass, you know what I mean? Um, that was 338 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,719 Speaker 1: That was a question I had for you yesterday. Like 339 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: you guys hadn't seen each other for a little bit. 340 00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,720 Speaker 1: Did you want to bang like right away? But you 341 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 1: had to meet the kids? We did you did bang 342 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 1: right away in the car? No? And no, no, that 343 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 1: would have been badass. We had an uber driver. Uh No, 344 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,240 Speaker 1: we didn't bang in the car. But when we got 345 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:19,040 Speaker 1: to the house, Uh, did you just pretend like you 346 00:20:19,080 --> 00:20:20,919 Speaker 1: had to go take a ship or something? Yeah, we 347 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:24,679 Speaker 1: both took ships. But how did you avoid like not 348 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,760 Speaker 1: hanging out right when you out there? I'm trying to 349 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,199 Speaker 1: think we I think we got here. We said hello, 350 00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 1: then we went in the bag, saying, oh, we gotta 351 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:37,359 Speaker 1: change for the pool or something. Okay, we had a 352 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,719 Speaker 1: really quick sash and then there was a knock at 353 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:42,200 Speaker 1: the door and then it's or no. We started hearing 354 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:47,800 Speaker 1: Hubert dog drink out of a bowl in the laundry room, 355 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 1: and uh, are you sure that was Hubert? It could 356 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:57,160 Speaker 1: have been me. We both flash that's all I heard. 357 00:20:57,200 --> 00:21:00,399 Speaker 1: I heard, and I was like, okay, any two of 358 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:04,439 Speaker 1: us can do that, and uh and so whatever. So 359 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,800 Speaker 1: we both thought it stopped slobbery and we went back 360 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,040 Speaker 1: out there, me and Hubert and Brenna. It was great. 361 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:12,600 Speaker 1: It was a good hang. Um. You know kids, when 362 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,639 Speaker 1: when you're not around kids and then you eat dinner 363 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 1: with I mean, they're they're very loud and uh, they 364 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:22,280 Speaker 1: don't give a fuck about anything, and it's awesome, But 365 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,080 Speaker 1: I just don't like, Yeah, the other night when you 366 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,560 Speaker 1: were saying like I think you were just kind of 367 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,600 Speaker 1: like open to having kids or something. You were talking, 368 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,119 Speaker 1: we were talking about kids, and you were like, I 369 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:34,200 Speaker 1: don't know, Like I go, you're not gonna be able 370 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,879 Speaker 1: to like golf four hours a day. I know that. 371 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,399 Speaker 1: And you're like, but you can bring the kids, like 372 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,199 Speaker 1: once they get old enough, they can golf with you. 373 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,120 Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, but they're gonna require your attention. 374 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,000 Speaker 1: You can't just like focus on your swing. You're gonna 375 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,879 Speaker 1: have to like look at their the thing they're showing 376 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,520 Speaker 1: you on their iPad. Even if they're old enough to 377 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,240 Speaker 1: be on an iPad, let's say, like they're gonna you 378 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:53,640 Speaker 1: don't have to talk to them and like be present 379 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:58,440 Speaker 1: and um people, Yeah, I don't think you understand. I'm 380 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: glad you get to see this. Like even my sister's 381 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,960 Speaker 1: other night in the baseball game was saying like, because 382 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,680 Speaker 1: I go, I knew you know it's gonna be hard. 383 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,000 Speaker 1: No one says that parenthood is easy, Like, you know 384 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,920 Speaker 1: it's gonna be harder than you think it's going to be. 385 00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:14,159 Speaker 1: Is it harder than you thought it was gonna be 386 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 1: even knowing that it was going to be And she 387 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 1: was like, yes, it's more work, Like I just I mean, 388 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:24,040 Speaker 1: we talked about this so much into Loom Noah about 389 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: like why would you do that to your life and 390 00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:31,240 Speaker 1: like like and it's and it's I understand once you 391 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: have the kids, like you're not gonna get rid of 392 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 1: them because you're like, no, these amazing, But why would 393 00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,280 Speaker 1: you I want to create something that you might not 394 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:39,840 Speaker 1: even like you don't even know what kind of love 395 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,720 Speaker 1: that is yet, Like you love your dog and you 396 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,920 Speaker 1: love your cats and stuff, so you understand that kind 397 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:49,639 Speaker 1: of love. But like, um, isn't about like wanting kids 398 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,520 Speaker 1: so bad that people would invite that chaos into their 399 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:58,400 Speaker 1: lives where they'll never for probably you know, eight years, 400 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,920 Speaker 1: never have a r where it isn't like let's just say, 401 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,280 Speaker 1: you know, five years and then if you keep having kids, 402 00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: it's not going to be for another until those kids 403 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,639 Speaker 1: are five or six and you can sit at the 404 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,160 Speaker 1: dinner table and not scream and go I don't want 405 00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,120 Speaker 1: it and push it away and like run around and 406 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,960 Speaker 1: squirm in their chair. Like when I go to eat 407 00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:22,160 Speaker 1: with my brother in law and sister, there's no one 408 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,760 Speaker 1: there's no conversation that gets had. Nothing, Everything stays on 409 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 1: the tarmac. No, there's no subject that catches flight and 410 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,200 Speaker 1: becomes an actual conversation. It's just constantly wrangling them in, 411 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,199 Speaker 1: like eat your broccoli, eat your chicken, Come on, you 412 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: gotta eat this. Do you want dessert? Do you want dessert? 413 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 1: Do you want to eat this? Eat this? Oh you 414 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,600 Speaker 1: don't want to eat this? How about eat this? Eat this? 415 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,959 Speaker 1: Eat this? Dinner is over. Yep, there's no there's no 416 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,760 Speaker 1: like what did you do today at work? And um, 417 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,040 Speaker 1: what's going on with that thing that you know? There's 418 00:23:56,080 --> 00:24:00,119 Speaker 1: just there's no room for any conversation to happen. And 419 00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:04,040 Speaker 1: I think you just go through five years of never 420 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,359 Speaker 1: having an actual conversation and and and I feel so 421 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:11,040 Speaker 1: bad for you know, single mothers or single fathers stuck 422 00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:12,720 Speaker 1: at home and they don't have a lot of like 423 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,360 Speaker 1: adult interaction. All of their interactions are with our like 424 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,840 Speaker 1: eat this, do you want that? Take nap? Like and 425 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:24,080 Speaker 1: just begging your child to want to nap as much 426 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:27,560 Speaker 1: as you do. I just I just don't understand why 427 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,879 Speaker 1: people want to do it. Yeah, I mean, I just 428 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:34,440 Speaker 1: think it's I don't tell me what you think it is. Really? Instead, 429 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,680 Speaker 1: I think I think no, I'm thinking I'm I think 430 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:39,200 Speaker 1: you have to keep the family going. I think that's 431 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,480 Speaker 1: a responsibility to not have your the family going. What 432 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: is wrong with people like this that is such a 433 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 1: selfish need to be like I want my lineage to 434 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,320 Speaker 1: go on. I mean, I know we're all humans and 435 00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:55,200 Speaker 1: we want to make more thin. But like the opposite 436 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,440 Speaker 1: of selfish, I think it's selfless to put yourself through 437 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,639 Speaker 1: that to make sure that your family keeps going. I 438 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,480 Speaker 1: don't know, I think that's what people like. I think 439 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:07,920 Speaker 1: that's why people moved here from Russia and risk starvation 440 00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:11,120 Speaker 1: and got away from their motherland to start a family 441 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,160 Speaker 1: and to grow a family and to keep that. I mean, 442 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 1: there's so much history behind where you're sitting right now. 443 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: If everyone goes, hey, you know, I'm gonna be selfish, 444 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,800 Speaker 1: you never would have been sitting there. Yeah, but you 445 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't know that I wasn't here, like saying there will 446 00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,480 Speaker 1: be someone else here, you know what I mean, Like 447 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,240 Speaker 1: the fact. But this is all the argument I have 448 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,280 Speaker 1: for when why people don't adopt and they're like, we 449 00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,040 Speaker 1: need to have our own, and they go through these 450 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,320 Speaker 1: treatments because they need to have their own. And I 451 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,000 Speaker 1: understand wanting to be pregnant, and some women really like 452 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: want that, but like, and I understand adoption is expensive, 453 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: but it's this need I want the thing to look 454 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:49,680 Speaker 1: like me and to remind me of my dad and 455 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,880 Speaker 1: look and have the same genetic code. And it's just 456 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:57,520 Speaker 1: like it's so egotistical and yeah, and and this is 457 00:25:57,560 --> 00:26:00,159 Speaker 1: coming from a person who's just you know, I just 458 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,040 Speaker 1: had people write dozens of essays about how I'm egotistical 459 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: and narcissists. So I don't understand why I don't have 460 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:10,720 Speaker 1: this desire to keep my genetic code and d n 461 00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 1: A and like keep it going. Do you think that 462 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,560 Speaker 1: your sister didn't have kids you it would be you'd 463 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:19,920 Speaker 1: feel more inclination to have them. No, I don't. And 464 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:24,000 Speaker 1: but this isn't even about let's just let even say kids, 465 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:28,240 Speaker 1: Like it's about there are kids that don't have homes, 466 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 1: Like why don't people have the like find a way 467 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 1: to have those kids in their lives And like if 468 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,920 Speaker 1: you if you're so desperate to love something that much, 469 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,240 Speaker 1: like everyone, you don't birth your own dog, yet you 470 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:43,040 Speaker 1: still love it. Your dog doesn't have your genetic But 471 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:46,840 Speaker 1: I think the adoption process is people say that all 472 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,600 Speaker 1: the time, but then people go through in vitro and 473 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: spend five thousand dollars to go through that and then 474 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,320 Speaker 1: tear up their pussies and do all this. Like you 475 00:26:56,359 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 1: can say it's it's tough, but it's really about I 476 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:00,919 Speaker 1: don't want a baby that doesn't look like Oh, but 477 00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,399 Speaker 1: it might have um, you know, genetic mutations that we 478 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:10,399 Speaker 1: can't It might have alcoholism or uh, you know, psychosis. Yeah, 479 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,479 Speaker 1: look at your fucking family tree. You have that too, buddy. 480 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,119 Speaker 1: It's all lurk. You can't guarantee your child's going to 481 00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 1: be exactly like you, and God, let's let's hope it's not, 482 00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:24,320 Speaker 1: you know, like I hopefully it has better thumbs for sure. Like, 483 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: but I just think it's just I think there's a 484 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: embedded narcissism in human beings that we must need to 485 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,959 Speaker 1: have so that we make care. But adopting, we just 486 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 1: stop having people. Why do animals? Why do chimpanzees have kids? 487 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:41,840 Speaker 1: Why do they're not doing it so that you know 488 00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:45,920 Speaker 1: their their child has their legs? But maybe they are. 489 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,960 Speaker 1: I think do you think it's about like I want 490 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,040 Speaker 1: my baby to look like me. I've I've been with 491 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,800 Speaker 1: guys before where I go, oh my god, our kids 492 00:27:53,800 --> 00:27:58,679 Speaker 1: would be so cute, and it's like, well, that's not 493 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: a reason to have kids. Yeah, I mean, I just 494 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,639 Speaker 1: think the love for a kid. You you'd say it 495 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: all the time with you talk to parents and they go, 496 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,600 Speaker 1: I never I knew what the love would be until 497 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:15,120 Speaker 1: it looks Why I don't adopt then, like I said, 498 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,200 Speaker 1: because adoption makes you love a kid less than that's 499 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,000 Speaker 1: a whole other argument that we need to explore. And 500 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 1: maybe that is true, and people don't want to People 501 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:24,000 Speaker 1: don't like to talk about that. I have I have 502 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,439 Speaker 1: cousins that tried to adopt. They have they both had 503 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:32,280 Speaker 1: great jobs, they both like the difficulty of a'm I 504 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,680 Speaker 1: could be wrong, but they ended up adopting two kids 505 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,040 Speaker 1: from Russia that like, we're two years old, that like 506 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:40,720 Speaker 1: you could almost tell that these kids saw more in 507 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,800 Speaker 1: like their first four years of life or whatever. That's 508 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,120 Speaker 1: a good point. So I just I don't know. I mean, 509 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,960 Speaker 1: I would say that that would be I just And 510 00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,600 Speaker 1: like you said, it could be expensive. You have to 511 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:55,440 Speaker 1: fill out a form that's probably more than three pages, 512 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,400 Speaker 1: which could be tough. That's always my argument as people go, 513 00:28:58,480 --> 00:29:01,160 Speaker 1: it's expensive and there's a lot paperwork, and it's just 514 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,440 Speaker 1: like if you don't like paperwork and you don't like 515 00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:06,840 Speaker 1: spending money, you shouldn't have a kid anyway. Like I 516 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,920 Speaker 1: just feel like if you can't do and that's maybe 517 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,480 Speaker 1: that's your career, Like if you didn't love your job 518 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:16,200 Speaker 1: as much, maybe you would need something to fill that void. Now. 519 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:18,960 Speaker 1: Is that selfish? I don't think that's true, because there 520 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 1: are women that love their careers that want kids to 521 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:24,200 Speaker 1: I just don't. I mean, and it's not that I 522 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,040 Speaker 1: don't have the desire to have a guy coming me 523 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: when I'm having sex. There's like there's something about that 524 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:34,000 Speaker 1: that I'm like, please come in my vaginant, Like there's 525 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,680 Speaker 1: something biological that makes you want that to happen. So 526 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:41,400 Speaker 1: I understand how people get pregnant, but I don't understand, 527 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,479 Speaker 1: you know. And I'm sure people are just screaming at 528 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: me and not really liking this tirade. I'm not saying 529 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,240 Speaker 1: I'm the one that doesn't get it, you know, like 530 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: I am the outlier here, Like I'm just looking at 531 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:55,960 Speaker 1: this is the way I felt Intoloom when I was 532 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,040 Speaker 1: like at that hotel, being like who would ever pay 533 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 1: for this to be to be in this bare bones, 534 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,320 Speaker 1: shitty like hut in the woods. Who would pay thousands 535 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 1: and thousands of dollars for this experience? That is not 536 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: luxurious at all when you can go the four seasons 537 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:16,440 Speaker 1: in Maui and be treated like a Saudi prince. So 538 00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:18,760 Speaker 1: that's the thing, is like I just don't understand, like 539 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:20,880 Speaker 1: I want to understand, like I would understand why you 540 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:26,000 Speaker 1: have been eating pizzas in our apartment for weeks. Every 541 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,200 Speaker 1: single day you eat at least one pizza and we 542 00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:33,280 Speaker 1: don't have a pizza slicer. That's I don't understand that. 543 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 1: I mean, you know there's knives, knives I can I 544 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,240 Speaker 1: could eat a whole, I could eat it from the crust. 545 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 1: I could do whatever I want, you know, but do 546 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,240 Speaker 1: you would you prefer a slice of pizza that was 547 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:51,440 Speaker 1: like easily slice? There's never adopt a little Italian boy 548 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:55,360 Speaker 1: that will cut my pizzas. Maybe I'll do that right. 549 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,840 Speaker 1: And also like an oven mitt, like there you have 550 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,160 Speaker 1: struggled with the pizza coming out of the oven, and 551 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,280 Speaker 1: you've never been compelled to buy an oven mitt Like 552 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:05,120 Speaker 1: oven pizza guy. This is all very new to me. 553 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:09,800 Speaker 1: Maybe I'll get a slicer, and I'll admit, maybe I'll 554 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: make a firestone pizza uh thing in the living room 555 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:17,240 Speaker 1: next to your band practice, and we could have fun. 556 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,800 Speaker 1: It could be part of our Instagram live. There's some 557 00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: guys that build like fire pit pizza things outside that 558 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,320 Speaker 1: are caused like thousands of dollars. That's how much he 559 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:33,680 Speaker 1: wants to ignore as kids, That's what I'm saying. It's like, 560 00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:36,040 Speaker 1: why do you have kids if it all leads to 561 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:39,400 Speaker 1: building some kind of beer brewery system in your back 562 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,640 Speaker 1: shed so you can avoid them and like getting and 563 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,280 Speaker 1: getting obsessed with golf so you don't have to hang 564 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:48,720 Speaker 1: out with them. Like I just it's so funny to 565 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:50,640 Speaker 1: me that people would take on It's like when people 566 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:56,960 Speaker 1: climb like go you know, ice ice pick climbing or 567 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,640 Speaker 1: something like that. It's like, why would you do that? What? 568 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,960 Speaker 1: I just want to understand that. I want to understand 569 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 1: my fellow human because I feel so left out, you know, 570 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,240 Speaker 1: I really do. I like I do a lot of 571 00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 1: human things that people like, you know, people I know, 572 00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:17,040 Speaker 1: but that that makes sense to me. But the things 573 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,240 Speaker 1: that I that other people do that they find joy, 574 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,560 Speaker 1: and like, why can't I find joy in that. Why 575 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: can't When I'm watching a TV show and it sucks, 576 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,120 Speaker 1: I don't give it eight episodes. I just tap out, 577 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,760 Speaker 1: whereas you will watch the whole thing, Like I want 578 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,320 Speaker 1: to understand that, Like, why keep going on something you 579 00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 1: don't like? I don't really, I rarely do that. What 580 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,680 Speaker 1: show have I done that? With? Mr Corman? Every show 581 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:45,040 Speaker 1: you've watched, there's there's a lot of time. No, no, no, 582 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,840 Speaker 1: there's been times they're they're terrible shows and you you complete, 583 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:52,080 Speaker 1: Oh I do love not alone. People do that. Yeah, 584 00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:54,320 Speaker 1: but I don't think they're They're terrible in a good 585 00:32:54,360 --> 00:32:56,959 Speaker 1: way things can be, you know what I mean. Like 586 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,960 Speaker 1: they're mind numbing. They're not genius writing. It's literally like, dude, 587 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:05,000 Speaker 1: did you go to prom with Dave? That's an I 588 00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:09,200 Speaker 1: don't understand why people would watch that instead of like 589 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:14,320 Speaker 1: VEEP or real reality TV is like because dude, it's 590 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,000 Speaker 1: like when I watch What's the show that you love? 591 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,080 Speaker 1: With Alec Baldwin and thirty Rock, It's just a lot 592 00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,600 Speaker 1: on your brain. It's so many jokes. It's like blah 593 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:25,600 Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah. It's like, dude, just give 594 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:29,120 Speaker 1: me some dumb writing like the o C a little 595 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,000 Speaker 1: bit of drama, and I could just turn my dumb 596 00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:36,920 Speaker 1: noggin off for a minute. I just I don't. There's 597 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: something about me that makes me feel like I just 598 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,680 Speaker 1: cannot watch dumb things. And I don't think reality TV 599 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,800 Speaker 1: is dumb, Like I will take like I'm learning about 600 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,000 Speaker 1: humans and behavior, so I don't when people say, well, 601 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,360 Speaker 1: you watch rud t V, I'm like, it's not the 602 00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 1: It's not Walker Texas Ranger, like this mind numbing, bad writing, 603 00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,400 Speaker 1: bad acting like things like that, like or Touched my Name, 604 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,720 Speaker 1: like knows that people are soap operas. It's like, why 605 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:06,840 Speaker 1: would you watch that? I just don't see the Georgia 606 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,000 Speaker 1: and Jinny or whatever that show is that at the 607 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,040 Speaker 1: Taylor Swift joke. I watched one scene of that. I go, 608 00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:16,400 Speaker 1: how could anyone enjoy this? It's absurd to be But 609 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 1: I know, I'm not saying like I'm an intellectual. I 610 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 1: only like thirty Rock. I just I get bored. Let's 611 00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:33,120 Speaker 1: get to the news. I like boredom. Oh boy, it's 612 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: Monday somewhere. It's Monday somewhere. Actually it's not. It's actually 613 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,560 Speaker 1: not Monday anywhere right now. It's not even closed to Monday. Well, 614 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:46,000 Speaker 1: in your head, you've you've been living on a different 615 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,880 Speaker 1: calendar this week or last wee. I've been watching Texas 616 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:54,440 Speaker 1: Ranger um all right. So see ice at the South 617 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:59,239 Speaker 1: Pole has rebounded in to the levels of the Some 618 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,239 Speaker 1: three deck aids Ago sciences are explaining sea ice is 619 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:08,719 Speaker 1: coming back? Is this Trump's doctor saying this? That's got 620 00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:11,279 Speaker 1: it like in that weird coat with a long gray hair. 621 00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:18,839 Speaker 1: I don't believe any good climate change news. No Onah 622 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:23,399 Speaker 1: sent me this as a positive story. Yeah, I mean 623 00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,960 Speaker 1: it sounds good, but there's just no way that any 624 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:30,120 Speaker 1: good is happening. Can I tell you something I was 625 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,640 Speaker 1: in I was in agreement with you, and that's so 626 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,880 Speaker 1: I did another search. I typed in, is Noah correct? 627 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:40,120 Speaker 1: And uh, I would love this to be real. So 628 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,960 Speaker 1: the Antarctic is rebounding. The Arctic is falling apart for 629 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,640 Speaker 1: some reason, something with mountains. I don't know what. I 630 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,600 Speaker 1: didn't really get too into it. So one, I'm pretty 631 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:54,239 Speaker 1: sure the Arctic is collapsing for other reasons other than mountains. 632 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,759 Speaker 1: The mountains are very mountains of human waste that are 633 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:02,080 Speaker 1: polluting the seas and causing you know, mountains of cow 634 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:08,520 Speaker 1: waste that's causing carbon emissions that are making it rapid race. 635 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:13,400 Speaker 1: That makes scientists like scientists are all buying suicide like 636 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:17,359 Speaker 1: cyanide pills. Everyone knows it's the end, is no no, 637 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:20,600 Speaker 1: no non. I Well, the Antarctic is coming back. So 638 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,799 Speaker 1: if you're looking for a place to stay out of 639 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:25,200 Speaker 1: four seasons, they're gonna start building them on where the 640 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,839 Speaker 1: glaciers used to be. I mean, I'm guessing it's it's 641 00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:33,200 Speaker 1: uh because of climate change, like I bet, I'm guessing 642 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:36,360 Speaker 1: it's like coming back in like almost a scary way, 643 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,799 Speaker 1: not in a scary way. It doesn't seem to be. 644 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,360 Speaker 1: It appears that oceanic cycles play major roles on Antarctic 645 00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:47,319 Speaker 1: sea ice veriability, not literally increasing CEO two, which we 646 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,680 Speaker 1: don't know. And then there's some graph that Noah put 647 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,120 Speaker 1: in that I have no idea what is their slope 648 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:57,000 Speaker 1: and percentages and it's like a bar graph of some sort. 649 00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,160 Speaker 1: Maybe we could try to break this down, it would 650 00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:03,080 Speaker 1: be easier for the So that's that tells me nothing. 651 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:07,560 Speaker 1: That was the richer scale of when Andrew and Brenna 652 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:13,279 Speaker 1: we're getting it on next to Hubert Bruno what's the 653 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:17,960 Speaker 1: dog's name, Hubert hubert Um. Yes, no, I know what 654 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,799 Speaker 1: this is saying, so I guess that's I. Then it 655 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,600 Speaker 1: goes down, and then it really goes down in two 656 00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,880 Speaker 1: thousand three, and then it starts coming back. Then it 657 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,640 Speaker 1: went Really it looks pretty static to me. I mean, 658 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,560 Speaker 1: it's like showing as many ups and downs. I just 659 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,200 Speaker 1: don't believe that there is any good climate change news. 660 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,040 Speaker 1: You guys, the world is like the world's not ending. 661 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,560 Speaker 1: Humanity is being like you know, it's like when your 662 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:47,200 Speaker 1: body gets a fever to burn off the virus. Yeah, 663 00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:50,160 Speaker 1: and then you can so that it kills off the 664 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,719 Speaker 1: thing that's making it sick. And humans are making the 665 00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:55,040 Speaker 1: planet six so it's heating it up, like the planet 666 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:58,719 Speaker 1: has a fever. When would you admit you're wrong if 667 00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:02,440 Speaker 1: a sign into were actually frong and the Earth was 668 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:06,520 Speaker 1: like fine, like saying that this this. I believe that 669 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:09,919 Speaker 1: it's getting better there, but I don't think that overall 670 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:15,160 Speaker 1: looking good for old Mother Earth, you know what I mean, 671 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:20,200 Speaker 1: Like you can you can have um stage five cancer 672 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,920 Speaker 1: and your nail beds can look nice yeah yeah yeah, 673 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:29,200 Speaker 1: or like your toe might not be broken, but you're 674 00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:32,560 Speaker 1: still gonna die. I don't know. My toe nails have 675 00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,400 Speaker 1: never looked better. I think I'm fine. That's a bad example. 676 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,160 Speaker 1: I bet your nail beds would be pretty bad if 677 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,200 Speaker 1: you had stage five cancer. And I'm not making light 678 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:40,319 Speaker 1: of that, but I'm just saying, if you have a 679 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,719 Speaker 1: terminal illness and but you have like rosy cheeks or like, 680 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:48,879 Speaker 1: oh your eyelids are you know you have all your 681 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,319 Speaker 1: eyebrow hair, people are gonna be like, well, I guess 682 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,520 Speaker 1: that's a bad example to you know what I'm saying. Yeah, No, 683 00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,840 Speaker 1: it's gotta be weird to be dying like that and 684 00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,880 Speaker 1: like you wake up. I'm sure they're I've read some 685 00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:01,799 Speaker 1: things are not really at him, just heard you know, 686 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:09,600 Speaker 1: from hubert Um in between the slodt and he goes, 687 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,800 Speaker 1: you know some days on cancer, did you read about dying? 688 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,880 Speaker 1: I don't know. It was probably during what was the 689 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,640 Speaker 1: end of that thought? No, so cancer, like when you 690 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:23,680 Speaker 1: have cancer, there's some days where you feel completely fine. 691 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,680 Speaker 1: So it's got to be such a mind fuck to 692 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,040 Speaker 1: like be like you wake up one morning, you're like, oh, 693 00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:33,080 Speaker 1: maybe it's gone, you know, and then it's like it's 694 00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:34,440 Speaker 1: like when you have to ship and then it goes 695 00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:37,720 Speaker 1: your stomach, ach goes away. Oh my god. Wow. Yeah, 696 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,839 Speaker 1: that's actually a good analogy from two people who don't 697 00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:46,359 Speaker 1: know anything about cancer. Well, yeah, so I learned through osmosis, 698 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,440 Speaker 1: you know. Oh yeah, because he passed because he had 699 00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,920 Speaker 1: you and you weren't adopted. Yeah. Because I have the 700 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:57,200 Speaker 1: same dick as my dad, I know everything about hematology oncology. 701 00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:06,160 Speaker 1: Next story. Okay, yeah, is it the same as yours? Well, 702 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,560 Speaker 1: I saw it when I was a kid. So a 703 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,240 Speaker 1: dad's dick when you see we always see our dad's 704 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:12,200 Speaker 1: dicks when our dicks are really small, so we think 705 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,080 Speaker 1: they're so you think they're huge. Yeah, it's like the 706 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,000 Speaker 1: Antarctic ice. Okay. A teen rescued a bumble bee with 707 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:22,120 Speaker 1: a crumpled wing and now it won't leave her side, 708 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,040 Speaker 1: even sleeping in a jar by her bed. This reminded 709 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,600 Speaker 1: me of the video you posted recently. Wait, it's gotta 710 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:32,200 Speaker 1: be the same thing, no different be Oh my god, 711 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,319 Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with bees. Now if you guys go to 712 00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,400 Speaker 1: the Dodo, which is like that Instagram where they just 713 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,920 Speaker 1: have like animals, beautiful animal videos that make you cry. 714 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:44,800 Speaker 1: But when I posted the other day of this woman 715 00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,560 Speaker 1: rescuing a bee with no wings, a bumblebee. This be 716 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:51,240 Speaker 1: like like music, it hangs out. Now now everyone's getting bees. 717 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,960 Speaker 1: This one had a crumpled wing. Yeah, this one had 718 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,279 Speaker 1: a crumpled wing. The other one had no wings. So 719 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:59,440 Speaker 1: I guess if you're trying to get a bee on discount, 720 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:04,479 Speaker 1: go with wingless or it's you know, all the bees 721 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,880 Speaker 1: are dying and like disabled now anyway, So man, we 722 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:11,480 Speaker 1: are turning positive news into very negative news. And no, 723 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:15,279 Speaker 1: I love this, like if you can, if you if 724 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,640 Speaker 1: you watch that B video, I just don't understand how 725 00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,239 Speaker 1: you can't can't be a vegan and like realized that 726 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:26,480 Speaker 1: every single animal is capable of like deep connection and 727 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:29,200 Speaker 1: a personality. It's like everyone. After I posted that B 728 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,520 Speaker 1: video of this woman that found a b without wings, 729 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,040 Speaker 1: she took it in, put it in a little terrarium. 730 00:41:36,080 --> 00:41:38,520 Speaker 1: She's like very self spoken and like this little bee. 731 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,279 Speaker 1: They called her Ruby, I think, and she um she 732 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,000 Speaker 1: liked music. She would play with the cat. It was 733 00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,400 Speaker 1: a bumblebee, you guys, without wings, And she learned how 734 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,680 Speaker 1: to crawl and her legs got super jacked because she 735 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,720 Speaker 1: was just crawling everywhere. So she looks like a little 736 00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,239 Speaker 1: cockroach and I know that's gross, but she was a 737 00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:56,560 Speaker 1: bumblebee and she liked to like sit on their shoulder 738 00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,120 Speaker 1: when they play music because the vibrations felt good and 739 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:01,759 Speaker 1: so cute. And the bee only lives to be a 740 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:04,360 Speaker 1: month and it lived like, you know, a week longer 741 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,600 Speaker 1: than a month or something. But they cried for three 742 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,320 Speaker 1: days when the b died because they like the be 743 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,080 Speaker 1: at such a personality and they took care of it 744 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:15,319 Speaker 1: all the time, and it was like so beautiful. And 745 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,600 Speaker 1: everyone's like, you gotta watch the octopus teacher, and I'm 746 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:22,400 Speaker 1: like no, because I will ruin every dinner with my 747 00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,480 Speaker 1: friends when they order calamari, which it gets ordered every 748 00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:28,440 Speaker 1: time I go out with people. People get calamari, and 749 00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,239 Speaker 1: I'll make everyone feel bad. I'll go that thing knows 750 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:34,040 Speaker 1: math better than you do. That thing can do the 751 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:39,560 Speaker 1: tip for our dinner better than yours, and fairness, so 752 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:45,840 Speaker 1: does your broccoli? You know, no it doesn't. Oh, I 753 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,799 Speaker 1: see what you're saying. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, then you 754 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,239 Speaker 1: I think you were doing one of those things of 755 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:57,080 Speaker 1: like planto feelings, improving the plants scream, well, what are 756 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:59,880 Speaker 1: you gonna do when they prove that planto of feelings. Um, 757 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,200 Speaker 1: I'm really going to actually have a hard time eating them. 758 00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,000 Speaker 1: That's the answer to that, because that's the right answer. 759 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,359 Speaker 1: And get out of town with this. This woman left 760 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:15,160 Speaker 1: her dog in a hot car for thirty seconds. You're 761 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:22,800 Speaker 1: eating a cheeseburger, you fucking hypocrite up in a car. Yeah, 762 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,399 Speaker 1: the U that you're burning diesel gas and killing the earth, 763 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:34,960 Speaker 1: and but Antarctic is fine, it's coming back rebound Antarctica. Um, oh, 764 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:39,239 Speaker 1: my god is so that's obviously the name of the 765 00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,400 Speaker 1: Antarctica is definitely the name of this. We got it, 766 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,799 Speaker 1: We got it, we got it. Write it down. Um. 767 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,399 Speaker 1: Here's the thing though, I think like some people become 768 00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,760 Speaker 1: friends with the animals that aren't supposed to be like friends, 769 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:59,680 Speaker 1: and like, you know, animals domesticated until we decided it is. Yeah, 770 00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,640 Speaker 1: we're this particular be. The girl tried to put the 771 00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:05,279 Speaker 1: b back at the park. She spent an hour at 772 00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:08,000 Speaker 1: the park trying to set the be free in like 773 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,080 Speaker 1: a flower bed or something, and then he just kept 774 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,279 Speaker 1: coming back to her. I mean this sounds like your 775 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:18,160 Speaker 1: friend with the hotel cat. Yeah, but different because that 776 00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:21,560 Speaker 1: woman would have been searching for that cat. God send 777 00:44:21,560 --> 00:44:23,880 Speaker 1: me a sign that this cat belongs in my life. 778 00:44:24,320 --> 00:44:29,520 Speaker 1: Here kitty, Kitty, kitty opening in the bushes. I don't 779 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:35,680 Speaker 1: know why it was so attracted to me energy and 780 00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:39,279 Speaker 1: all the catnip I had around my necklace. I want 781 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:41,839 Speaker 1: to see someone become a friend with a wasp. Then 782 00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,560 Speaker 1: I'll be impressed, you know what I mean, like something 783 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:48,239 Speaker 1: really mean. There are people are terrified of bees, but 784 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,800 Speaker 1: you know when people have spiders as pets all the time. 785 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,280 Speaker 1: That's true, that's true, But not like someone who becomes 786 00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:58,680 Speaker 1: friends with a house centipede. I might like if it 787 00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:03,359 Speaker 1: didn't have legs. Those things as a vegan, those are 788 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,880 Speaker 1: the only animals that I go, fuck that thing. Fuck it. 789 00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,640 Speaker 1: I won't kill one, but I sure will because but 790 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,399 Speaker 1: it's only because I don't want to even get close 791 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,600 Speaker 1: enough to it to kill it. You would chill with 792 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:19,600 Speaker 1: a scorpion? Will fuck you up? I like scorpions. Do 793 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,799 Speaker 1: you remember, Oh no, you weren't there. You know that 794 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,600 Speaker 1: um club we did in New Mexico? Yeah? Yeah, Do 795 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,080 Speaker 1: you had a scorpion on stage? Right? Yeah? There were there. 796 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,799 Speaker 1: I was on stage and all of a sudden, there 797 00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,880 Speaker 1: was a swack to the right of the stage and 798 00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:34,279 Speaker 1: I go, what the hell? It's und like a gunshot 799 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,160 Speaker 1: and I go, what was that? He goes scorpion and 800 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,560 Speaker 1: I go what and he he had a flip flop 801 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,960 Speaker 1: in his hand. He took his flip flip off and 802 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,520 Speaker 1: I go, first of all, you were wearing flip flops 803 00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:46,960 Speaker 1: to my show front row? How dare you start? And 804 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,239 Speaker 1: he goes, I listen, I don't respect your show. I 805 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,280 Speaker 1: was the guy that posted on Reddit and I was like, actually, 806 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,279 Speaker 1: good point. So he swacked this thing. I go and 807 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:55,879 Speaker 1: I go, or is it dead? And he goes, yeah, 808 00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:59,239 Speaker 1: I got it, and I go why He's like, why 809 00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,480 Speaker 1: would you kill that? It was so mad because I've 810 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,560 Speaker 1: never even seen the scorpion and now this one is dead. 811 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,480 Speaker 1: And I picked it up and I kept it and 812 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:10,839 Speaker 1: um with the scorpion with a deadly kind of scorpion though, 813 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:13,480 Speaker 1: like what if it's sucked me up? But it was. 814 00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,520 Speaker 1: I didn't pick it up by a singer. People go, oh, 815 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,160 Speaker 1: I'm picking it up by its talent and it's dead 816 00:46:18,239 --> 00:46:22,360 Speaker 1: and this talents don't have stinging it up on stage? Yeah, 817 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,920 Speaker 1: And people go, oh my god, you guys, it's dead. 818 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,560 Speaker 1: What is what are you talking about but these guys 819 00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,760 Speaker 1: that try to become a friend with like grizzly bears 820 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:33,680 Speaker 1: and like it ends either like I don't know, it's 821 00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,640 Speaker 1: just wild in me. You know, I'm someone beautiful video. 822 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:40,719 Speaker 1: I love it. I love seeing like a big grizzly 823 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,759 Speaker 1: man rolling around with a grizzly bear. And for that 824 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,680 Speaker 1: one video where the guy's like, hey, I'm John, I'm 825 00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,359 Speaker 1: just here is bunny and we want to thank you 826 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:52,000 Speaker 1: for don't. I think there's a hilarious Reddit video where 827 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,920 Speaker 1: this guy is trying to do a commercial for conservation. 828 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:59,279 Speaker 1: No have you seen it? Oh my god? How can 829 00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:02,640 Speaker 1: we find that? The bear keeps messing up to take 830 00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:08,600 Speaker 1: by almost him like the playfully but like and the 831 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,520 Speaker 1: guy just says, cannot get this bear to stop like 832 00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:16,839 Speaker 1: bear commercial p s a blooper. Well that's the thing 833 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:19,759 Speaker 1: with bears. They maull you once you're dead. A bee 834 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,120 Speaker 1: and it doesn't die a beato if it's stings. A 835 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,400 Speaker 1: lot of bees they sting you once they're dead, you 836 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,759 Speaker 1: know what I mean. Oh yeah, that's an interesting thing 837 00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,920 Speaker 1: that a bear. Yeah, bear doesn't like maulling you once 838 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,759 Speaker 1: and then it's like and then it had to go 839 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:38,200 Speaker 1: off and die. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good point and 840 00:47:38,280 --> 00:47:40,800 Speaker 1: probably stop mauling you as much. So maybe bees aren't 841 00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,799 Speaker 1: that nice. They're just selfish. Okay, I'm looking for the 842 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,800 Speaker 1: bear Blooper because it's so funny. We gotta fund Bloomer. 843 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:54,120 Speaker 1: Such a funny term. Bart the Bear. That's it, Bart 844 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,440 Speaker 1: the Bear outtakes there. It is no what will you 845 00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:04,160 Speaker 1: play it wrong? Companion friend, Bark the Bear, You're good. 846 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:14,320 Speaker 1: You may brou and this is my lifelong friend and 847 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:23,680 Speaker 1: companion guy. Let's tell you about it was like a 848 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:31,680 Speaker 1: big guy off, get off. Hi. My name is Doug 849 00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:40,040 Speaker 1: SEUs and this is my life. Now hold it keeps going. 850 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:44,839 Speaker 1: My name is Doug Seuss and this is my lifelong friend, 851 00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,280 Speaker 1: Bark the Bear. You may recognize him as an actor. 852 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,560 Speaker 1: He might be big and strong, but he's also a 853 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:55,040 Speaker 1: cancer survivor. Want to tell you how grateful we are 854 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:59,200 Speaker 1: for the overwhelming companions to the professional doctors and staff 855 00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,320 Speaker 1: in the Calade State. Look, he's almost through University Animal 856 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:14,239 Speaker 1: Cancer Center. Parts continue to save rives called today fight. Oh, 857 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,319 Speaker 1: my name is Doug Shoes. You gotta look a part 858 00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,480 Speaker 1: of the barrettson one of my favorite videos I've ever 859 00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:24,400 Speaker 1: made me big and strong. You might recognize it as 860 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:30,839 Speaker 1: an actor. He also it's a chacter grateful we are 861 00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:34,360 Speaker 1: for the overwhelming compassion and the professional No, it is 862 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,920 Speaker 1: great and this is one of my favorite videos ever 863 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:42,920 Speaker 1: on the internet. I honestly think it is called Today 864 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,120 Speaker 1: and is pulling him to the ground, scream you were 865 00:49:51,239 --> 00:49:56,560 Speaker 1: okay wherever you are, God, you're fighting you spared out. 866 00:49:56,640 --> 00:50:03,120 Speaker 1: I'm like, finger, keep down, all right, we gotta keep going. 867 00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:13,360 Speaker 1: This is I mean, this video the bear in space. 868 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:20,920 Speaker 1: What if he just killed him right here? Oh my god, Look, 869 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,279 Speaker 1: I'm sorry if this is like terrible, but this be 870 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:35,560 Speaker 1: biting this guy. This bear could snap this guy's head 871 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,759 Speaker 1: and aff and he just keeps biting the guy's head 872 00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:41,200 Speaker 1: like his full mouth goes around this old man stip. 873 00:50:41,960 --> 00:50:44,720 Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Man, these people they're just freaking 874 00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,200 Speaker 1: no what you gotta watch the whole video. The funny 875 00:50:48,280 --> 00:50:51,120 Speaker 1: part is is like that goes on for ten minutes, 876 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,960 Speaker 1: like of just clip after clip of this guy going hi, 877 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,520 Speaker 1: I'm Doug Suites and this is Bark Shop at Bark 878 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:03,839 Speaker 1: and the one time he almost gets through the whole thing, 879 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:08,440 Speaker 1: and then it just Bart always betrays him two seconds 880 00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:13,640 Speaker 1: before he's done, He's like called one eight eight got park. 881 00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:17,160 Speaker 1: You bit me hot that time? But you bit me hot? 882 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:20,920 Speaker 1: What a man? What a man's man. There was that 883 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,640 Speaker 1: one guy that lived with real grizzly bears, like out 884 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:25,560 Speaker 1: in the wood. Yeah, and there's just a video of 885 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:28,920 Speaker 1: him getting malled to death. That was like and he 886 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,279 Speaker 1: didn't show it in the video in the movie it's 887 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,719 Speaker 1: called Grizzly Man. Yeah, guy that lived amongst the grizzly bears. 888 00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:37,200 Speaker 1: I never watched that because it was just so sad 889 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,279 Speaker 1: that the guy got malled because he loved him so 890 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,920 Speaker 1: much and believed he was a bear. He was kind 891 00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:44,279 Speaker 1: of like Michael Jackson with children, where you were like 892 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:47,000 Speaker 1: he's in love with bears in a way, like and 893 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,839 Speaker 1: it was creepy. You know, he's the guy what did 894 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:53,200 Speaker 1: you say? Like he's like how Michael Jackons thought he 895 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,600 Speaker 1: was a little kid. Yeah, And just like I just 896 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,800 Speaker 1: like being around children. How does how does Kyle Donagan 897 00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:05,160 Speaker 1: do the prison chilling children? He does it with the 898 00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:12,040 Speaker 1: t children? Um so uh yeah, the Grizzly Man. I 899 00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:16,200 Speaker 1: just always remember hearing that that documentary ends with his girlfriend. 900 00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:18,640 Speaker 1: They were like we're going to get rid of the footage. 901 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:20,520 Speaker 1: We're going to destroy the footage because no one ever 902 00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:23,040 Speaker 1: needs to see this man like eating alive, because he 903 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,040 Speaker 1: would set up cameras and so they have his malling 904 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:30,239 Speaker 1: on camera. And before they destroy the footage, she they 905 00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,120 Speaker 1: put a video on her of her like listening to it, 906 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:36,120 Speaker 1: and she's just like listening with headphones and she's just 907 00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:39,000 Speaker 1: like I can't take them off. And so I've watched that. 908 00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:43,520 Speaker 1: I like morbid ship like that, like watching people watch 909 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,160 Speaker 1: things other than watching them myself. I like the director 910 00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,360 Speaker 1: and producer going, you know, I don't know how this 911 00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,160 Speaker 1: is gonna end. I don't know if we're gonna I 912 00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:54,560 Speaker 1: don't know if he's gonna like run around like how 913 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,239 Speaker 1: are we gonna end this? And then he's like I 914 00:52:56,360 --> 00:53:02,480 Speaker 1: got it. I got it that. Yeah. They he gets 915 00:53:02,560 --> 00:53:05,319 Speaker 1: all to death and they're like, um, so last night 916 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,520 Speaker 1: we got our ending. Um we got were wrapped on 917 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:14,239 Speaker 1: production because oh it is John sleeping end today sort of. 918 00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:21,200 Speaker 1: Um so you know how yesterday he was like like alive, 919 00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:29,360 Speaker 1: Well today um so tragic. Let's go let's take a 920 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,279 Speaker 1: quick break and then come back with why do I care? 921 00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:41,920 Speaker 1: All right? Andrew I'm dougs. Wait, what's that guy's name? 922 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:48,719 Speaker 1: Barn Doug Zeue and this year's bark Andrew. Let's get 923 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:56,399 Speaker 1: to why do I care? Why do I care? Bart? Um, Joe, 924 00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:00,520 Speaker 1: Joe Seewa, We'll make Dancing with the Stars history. Is 925 00:54:00,560 --> 00:54:05,080 Speaker 1: the first female contestant to be paired with a female dancer. Hello, 926 00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:10,440 Speaker 1: who's her partner? Um, you don't know yet? Let me 927 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:18,080 Speaker 1: see you announced againsting Lindsay Arnold, m Brittany maybe Brittany. Um, 928 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:24,160 Speaker 1: that's really exciting, Um, Jojoeut No, I'm just kidding. That 929 00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:27,560 Speaker 1: was we could take that out. I go off. This 930 00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:32,399 Speaker 1: show couldn't get any gay or No, that's fine, leave 931 00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:37,560 Speaker 1: that and that's that's that's appropriate. Um. But yes, who 932 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,320 Speaker 1: would you who would you have picked on your season? 933 00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:41,480 Speaker 1: If you could dance with a girl that was a 934 00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:49,480 Speaker 1: little less harried than Gleb oh Man. Gleb was pretty beautiful, like, um, 935 00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:57,920 Speaker 1: probably searn probably Sharna because she's a winner and like 936 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,319 Speaker 1: really scary, and I would probably need someone to kind 937 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:04,439 Speaker 1: of scare me. Or maybe Whitney because she actually was nice. 938 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:07,120 Speaker 1: So no, I take that back, she was nice. But 939 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,880 Speaker 1: Jojo Seewa, I love her she came out. She was like, 940 00:55:10,960 --> 00:55:13,200 Speaker 1: you know, she's like that girl with blond hair that 941 00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:17,359 Speaker 1: wears like ponytails and like just like were's weird things 942 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,640 Speaker 1: in her hair and like it's just like so upbeat 943 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:22,600 Speaker 1: and like fun and we're sparkles and stuff. And now 944 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,480 Speaker 1: she's gay and she's like loving life and I'm just 945 00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:28,439 Speaker 1: really happy for and yeah, Dancing with the Stars, they're 946 00:55:28,800 --> 00:55:32,360 Speaker 1: talking about the season coming up and speculating about who's 947 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,520 Speaker 1: you know, being paired with who it's a big top 948 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:44,800 Speaker 1: secret and it's just like, um, who cares? Honestly, like 949 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:51,440 Speaker 1: who cares? Dancing with a man? I never thought I 950 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,759 Speaker 1: would love it, but then I danced with Gleb when 951 00:55:53,760 --> 00:55:58,239 Speaker 1: he taught us our dance, and seconds I knew I 952 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,400 Speaker 1: had a little inkling of what you went through for 953 00:56:00,480 --> 00:56:03,319 Speaker 1: a month and your boy was there was a chub 954 00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,400 Speaker 1: going on in my pain. I mean, I was turned 955 00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:07,759 Speaker 1: on by this man. This man, are you serious? Like 956 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,319 Speaker 1: you felt you? You really were like, wow, this guy 957 00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:12,880 Speaker 1: is powerful and like hot and it was hot. It 958 00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,560 Speaker 1: was kind of hot, Like he's a sexy man. He's 959 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,360 Speaker 1: like it's it's hard to argue that it's like a 960 00:56:18,480 --> 00:56:22,440 Speaker 1: sexy like Rottweiler. You know, like I'm I was very 961 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:28,120 Speaker 1: like impressed by the strength and the beauty, Like yeah, 962 00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:31,879 Speaker 1: I could, I could acknowledge like that it was hot, 963 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,600 Speaker 1: you know, even though I wasn't like wanting to bang them. 964 00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:36,719 Speaker 1: Well that's the thing is like dancing is such a 965 00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:40,200 Speaker 1: sexual and like intimate thing, so much touching, so much 966 00:56:40,280 --> 00:56:43,759 Speaker 1: like rubbing and dipping and all those and fucking what 967 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:49,000 Speaker 1: um that you like, you could be attracted to any 968 00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:54,040 Speaker 1: anyone teaching you dancing because it's just you spend so 969 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,880 Speaker 1: much time. I feel like you could fall in love 970 00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:59,080 Speaker 1: with anyone if you just like cuddle with them all day, 971 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:01,279 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like a 972 00:57:01,360 --> 00:57:03,719 Speaker 1: wrong guy anything you could have like a like a 973 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:09,200 Speaker 1: physical attraction, especially if they're physically like perfect. Yeah, it's 974 00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:12,239 Speaker 1: not gay to fully spoon with a man, is it? 975 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:17,240 Speaker 1: Like without sexual touch, just beheld by a man and petted. 976 00:57:18,120 --> 00:57:22,760 Speaker 1: So I don't know. I mean, I think most I 977 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,400 Speaker 1: think we would be uncomfortable with that. Most straight men 978 00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,720 Speaker 1: would be uncomfortable with that because of society saying that's wrong. 979 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,560 Speaker 1: But like no, I think cuddling is like something that 980 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:36,680 Speaker 1: we started doing and like doing to stay warm. Yeah, 981 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:40,760 Speaker 1: I hug my guy feel but yeah, a good hug 982 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,720 Speaker 1: from my guy friends that are bigger to me, and 983 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,760 Speaker 1: I could get in his nook. It's great. I'll get 984 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:50,400 Speaker 1: right in there that little nook. I love it. Many 985 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,880 Speaker 1: hug Yeah, dude, hugs are great. I love a good 986 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,560 Speaker 1: hug where you just don't want to let go. Yeah, 987 00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,919 Speaker 1: but it's rare that I like, I often feel about 988 00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,840 Speaker 1: us the way I feel about massages. Like this person 989 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,440 Speaker 1: doesn't want to hug as long as I want to, 990 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,480 Speaker 1: so I like give up quicker because I'm like, you know, 991 00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:11,200 Speaker 1: they don't want to do this. But maybe it's like me, 992 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:15,320 Speaker 1: Like I remember Amy Schumer wrote when she was writing 993 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,480 Speaker 1: her memoir, she wrote a bunch of like things about 994 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,480 Speaker 1: her friends. She really chapters about her friends, and she 995 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,680 Speaker 1: sent them to us and this didn't make her book, 996 00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:25,480 Speaker 1: but it like told me something about myself. And she 997 00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:30,200 Speaker 1: was like Nikki h what did she say? It was 998 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:32,680 Speaker 1: like Nikki needs to be hugged, but she'll let go 999 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,840 Speaker 1: before she wants to, or something like that. And I 1000 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,439 Speaker 1: was like, WHOA, I didn't know that about myself. I thought. 1001 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:41,600 Speaker 1: I was like really like mmmmm, she's like Nikki is 1002 00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:45,760 Speaker 1: is loving and like loves to be hugged and like 1003 00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,640 Speaker 1: wants it, but she will always let go before she 1004 00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,480 Speaker 1: would like to. And I was like, damn, girl, you 1005 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:54,920 Speaker 1: just diagnosed me like a decade before I could diagnose 1006 00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,520 Speaker 1: myself with that kind of ship man. That was. That 1007 00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:02,120 Speaker 1: was a foreshadowing. Yeah, totally. And I need a Bart 1008 00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:06,560 Speaker 1: the Bear that will just maul me intermittently. I am 1009 00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,400 Speaker 1: like Bart the Bear, Like I'll just sit next to 1010 00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,000 Speaker 1: you and then go I want it, and then I'll 1011 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,880 Speaker 1: back away and then I'll bite your head. I wonder 1012 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:19,560 Speaker 1: if Doug Zeus is still alive. Oh my god, that 1013 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:23,680 Speaker 1: would be so funny if we did it, like seems 1014 00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:26,680 Speaker 1: like frame for frame, like the exact same kind of 1015 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:29,320 Speaker 1: mauling and you like, bite my head. We gotta get 1016 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,240 Speaker 1: to top one, bottom one. Today's segment, Top one, bottom one. 1017 00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:34,840 Speaker 1: What's the category? Noah, we know it's not song lyrics. 1018 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:41,480 Speaker 1: Today's categories. Something you did for yourself recently? All right, 1019 00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,680 Speaker 1: this is a good one. Um, something you did for 1020 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:47,240 Speaker 1: yourself recently which you only think of as like in 1021 00:59:47,320 --> 00:59:49,720 Speaker 1: a positive way, like, oh I did something for myself. 1022 00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:55,600 Speaker 1: That's good. Um. I uh do you guys, do you 1023 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,680 Speaker 1: want to kick us off with bottom or top. You 1024 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,760 Speaker 1: do this every week. We've never once started with top ever. 1025 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:09,800 Speaker 1: I know I thought you would left turn it then 1026 01:00:09,840 --> 01:00:14,560 Speaker 1: I'd burnt the barrett and just bottom. I would say, uh, 1027 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:21,520 Speaker 1: I would say bottom, Uh what did I do recently? 1028 01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,800 Speaker 1: Not pull out the rack? Yeah, I would say the 1029 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:27,280 Speaker 1: rack thing. I would say, I had a trouble again 1030 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:30,960 Speaker 1: that pizza out? Which No, honestly, what's the worst thing 1031 01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,760 Speaker 1: you did for yourself this week? Um or recently? I 1032 01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,800 Speaker 1: think just like, uh god, I can't can know what 1033 01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,880 Speaker 1: go first? I had a topic. Yeah, I thought you 1034 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,000 Speaker 1: were ready. That's why you were stalling by going bottom 1035 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,320 Speaker 1: or top. That that was you stalling even though you 1036 01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:51,280 Speaker 1: knew the answer. You know what, what's your bottom thinking? 1037 01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:54,640 Speaker 1: I think it just now? Just ye just now? Is 1038 01:00:54,680 --> 01:01:03,680 Speaker 1: not preparing for the segment? Oh no, no blowing my dog? 1039 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,520 Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, Tippy, your tongue gambling would have forgot that, 1040 01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:14,920 Speaker 1: I know, an idiot. And then is your tops swallowing 1041 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:19,720 Speaker 1: your dogs? Coumk christ I will say that I was 1042 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:22,680 Speaker 1: cuddling Luigi yesterday and like really like having a moment 1043 01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:25,760 Speaker 1: because he just like seemed so like sad and I 1044 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,400 Speaker 1: was just like come me or you want to be held, 1045 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:28,840 Speaker 1: and I just gave him like a hug and we 1046 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,760 Speaker 1: were laying on the ground and like he was really 1047 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:32,680 Speaker 1: just like I was laying on my back on the ground. 1048 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:35,680 Speaker 1: He was on me like like and his I put 1049 01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,880 Speaker 1: my shoulder up so he could rest his head, and 1050 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,640 Speaker 1: I was just like, I love you, buddy, And I 1051 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:43,040 Speaker 1: was just like having just giving him my time because 1052 01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm always distracted on a phone playing guitar and he 1053 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:50,400 Speaker 1: never like gets just like concentrated time, no distractions, not 1054 01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:52,880 Speaker 1: watching TV, just staring at the wall, holding my dog, 1055 01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:55,800 Speaker 1: saying I love you, kissing his head. And then I 1056 01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:58,800 Speaker 1: got up and he had a raging boner and I 1057 01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,120 Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, like his lipstick was out 1058 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:05,680 Speaker 1: so far. I haven't even seen his lipstick for so long. 1059 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:11,920 Speaker 1: He was like legit turned on you guys. And then 1060 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,640 Speaker 1: I gave him the blue balls because I was not 1061 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:21,320 Speaker 1: in the mood. Sorry, um, you know at the time, 1062 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 1: I've made my dog cam right, yeah, come again. He 1063 01:02:26,720 --> 01:02:28,720 Speaker 1: one time I was holding him during a podcast. This 1064 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,800 Speaker 1: was when I had a podcast called not Safe, um 1065 01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,360 Speaker 1: for my not Safe show, and he was sitting in 1066 01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:35,760 Speaker 1: my lap. He got a lipstick, and Dan Saint Germain 1067 01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,320 Speaker 1: and Brian Frangie, my co host, were like, gross, Luigi's 1068 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:41,720 Speaker 1: lipstick is out, and I was just like, guys, shut up. 1069 01:02:41,920 --> 01:02:44,840 Speaker 1: His penis sheath. It has a larger hole than most dogs, 1070 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,560 Speaker 1: so it slips out more often. That's what the vet 1071 01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:50,240 Speaker 1: told me, um, and they were like gross, we I 1072 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,520 Speaker 1: don't want to look at that thing. And I'm just like, okay, fine. 1073 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,840 Speaker 1: So I took Luigi's paw and I like tapped around 1074 01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,480 Speaker 1: it because I thought I could spook it back in 1075 01:02:57,200 --> 01:02:59,040 Speaker 1: if I like tapped around you know what I mean, 1076 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,880 Speaker 1: like it would just go in because it was like 1077 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,880 Speaker 1: being threatened by a paw. And so he took his 1078 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:08,880 Speaker 1: own paw and then he ejaculated. Andrew, I'm not kidding you. 1079 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:11,720 Speaker 1: White stuff came out of Luigi's penis and we all 1080 01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:14,320 Speaker 1: saw it, and I jacked my own dog off with 1081 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:20,520 Speaker 1: his own pa. Have you told this on stage? Yeah, 1082 01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:30,000 Speaker 1: he's awful, but you just like I like it. This 1083 01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:32,400 Speaker 1: is a true story and it happened live on a podcast. 1084 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,840 Speaker 1: I think it still exists. You can hear it. You 1085 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,640 Speaker 1: would have saw it like like a dog doesn't like 1086 01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:40,160 Speaker 1: did you think like you know when a dog chases 1087 01:03:40,240 --> 01:03:42,960 Speaker 1: its own tail because it doesn't realize it's his own tail. 1088 01:03:43,640 --> 01:03:46,400 Speaker 1: You were trying to make this dog think like his 1089 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:49,200 Speaker 1: own claw wasn't his own claw, you know what I mean, 1090 01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:51,240 Speaker 1: He's not gonna be afraid of his own hand. I 1091 01:03:51,360 --> 01:03:54,720 Speaker 1: taught him how to masturbate, essentially. You know the guy, 1092 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,240 Speaker 1: the guy that stabbed me, His dog would blow itself. 1093 01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,560 Speaker 1: Some dogs blow themselves to complete I mean I think 1094 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:04,240 Speaker 1: they just lick there junk. Maybe they maybe it's pleasure, 1095 01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:07,080 Speaker 1: but they're probably cleaning it. I mean he cleaned it 1096 01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,360 Speaker 1: until stuff came out. I mean, not every dog cleans 1097 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:13,360 Speaker 1: his penis. That's like a thing. Okay, would at least 1098 01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,800 Speaker 1: least least good thing you did for yourself lately. No, uh, 1099 01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:21,320 Speaker 1: listen to this conversation produced this podcast not cut us 1100 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:26,120 Speaker 1: off from talking about blowing our dogs. Um, try to 1101 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:33,000 Speaker 1: submit positive topics only, yeah, I mean, jesus, you were 1102 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,560 Speaker 1: like Today's IT Show where it's only going to be positive. 1103 01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:43,680 Speaker 1: I tried it, lad to like us talking about insect incest. Okay, 1104 01:04:43,760 --> 01:04:47,960 Speaker 1: go on, all right, Um, so just thinking of something recently, 1105 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,800 Speaker 1: I just like had a day where I only ate 1106 01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:56,600 Speaker 1: funians and nothing else what and I know that it 1107 01:04:56,760 --> 01:05:02,160 Speaker 1: was wrong, Like it just is what your body was craving. Yeah, 1108 01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:04,000 Speaker 1: it was just what you had around and you were lazy. 1109 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,280 Speaker 1: I was um like it was after being like really sick, 1110 01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:10,560 Speaker 1: and I'm just like I only want to eat funians, 1111 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,440 Speaker 1: you know what fans sometimes like it would bother me. 1112 01:05:15,600 --> 01:05:17,680 Speaker 1: I think Andrew might do that because it's the only 1113 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,160 Speaker 1: thing he has around and he doesn't want to walk 1114 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,400 Speaker 1: to the store. But like, if that's what your body 1115 01:05:21,480 --> 01:05:24,040 Speaker 1: was craving, no problem with it, because I think that 1116 01:05:24,160 --> 01:05:26,240 Speaker 1: that's we just need to intuitively eat and be like 1117 01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:30,440 Speaker 1: what does my body want? Like there was something about salty, 1118 01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:36,280 Speaker 1: like tangy, dry, crunchy that you need it, like your 1119 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:44,680 Speaker 1: body was like you have in the house. Yeah, I 1120 01:05:44,760 --> 01:05:47,160 Speaker 1: had a couple. I had like a couple of large bags. 1121 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:52,480 Speaker 1: I've never had a funny in I don't think whoa 1122 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:56,560 Speaker 1: because they always remind me of onions as a kid, 1123 01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:59,000 Speaker 1: and then once I get to adult age, I don't 1124 01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:03,160 Speaker 1: like snack food and like highly caloric fried things. So 1125 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:06,600 Speaker 1: that think of that breath of yours after a day 1126 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:19,680 Speaker 1: of funyans had to be intense, no comment Funians all day? Okay, Andrew. 1127 01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:22,200 Speaker 1: I mean that's a great answer. Would you ever put 1128 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,800 Speaker 1: funans around obvious penis and then bite them off? When 1129 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,360 Speaker 1: I don't even know how much a funion like a 1130 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:32,440 Speaker 1: ring of a Funyon is. It depends which one really 1131 01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,720 Speaker 1: do you like? Funan? Andrew? I mean, I'm not afraid 1132 01:06:35,760 --> 01:06:38,600 Speaker 1: of funians. There weren't my number one even close, But 1133 01:06:38,880 --> 01:06:41,600 Speaker 1: I like them when I ate them, I like a 1134 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:46,360 Speaker 1: disgusting food. You will literally eat anything in front of you. 1135 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:49,000 Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. Like. One of the things about you 1136 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:51,480 Speaker 1: that I just find soaper plexing is that you will 1137 01:06:51,560 --> 01:06:56,040 Speaker 1: just you'll settle for anything. Yeah, if it's there, Macaroni salad, 1138 01:06:56,080 --> 01:07:03,720 Speaker 1: any kind of mannaise salad. I would rather eat a 1139 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:08,680 Speaker 1: scorpion than eggs salad, or like a man easy potato salad, 1140 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:11,560 Speaker 1: like any kind of those salads that aren't salads. We 1141 01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,320 Speaker 1: are so different yet so alike in so many ways. Man, 1142 01:07:15,600 --> 01:07:18,240 Speaker 1: I mean, that is the grossest thing. Those eggs, salad, 1143 01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:21,040 Speaker 1: egg salads, anything that's at a barbecue as a side 1144 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,560 Speaker 1: is deviled eggs or even on the you probably hate 1145 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:29,439 Speaker 1: deviled eggs, boy, Deviled eggs are legit my least favorite food. 1146 01:07:29,800 --> 01:07:32,400 Speaker 1: What about a salad. I was with my friend last night. 1147 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,720 Speaker 1: He got deviled eggs at Whole Foods to like eat, 1148 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:36,840 Speaker 1: like for dinner if you're getting like just dinner sex. 1149 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:38,960 Speaker 1: He got a Whole Foods or at deviled eggs, And 1150 01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:41,240 Speaker 1: I was like, do you know that's the number one 1151 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:45,040 Speaker 1: food that if you know, I don't need it because 1152 01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:49,280 Speaker 1: I'm vegan, but if I weren't, I would. It's my 1153 01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:51,400 Speaker 1: fear factor food. I would rather eat a grub out 1154 01:07:51,440 --> 01:07:54,000 Speaker 1: of a log than a deviled egg. And I'm I'm 1155 01:07:54,080 --> 01:07:57,800 Speaker 1: and that's an exaggeration, but not much. Yeah, well, I 1156 01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:01,920 Speaker 1: don't know, slimy mayonnaisy. Okay, Andrew, what's the worst thing 1157 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:05,480 Speaker 1: you did for yourself? Probably hear you not like deviled eggs? 1158 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,520 Speaker 1: I how much? How many times are we going to 1159 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:10,600 Speaker 1: do this joke where we talk about the thing is 1160 01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:13,000 Speaker 1: the worst thing that just happened? We can skip Andrew 1161 01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:15,680 Speaker 1: and go right to Nikki. Yeah, what did your bottom? 1162 01:08:15,800 --> 01:08:21,679 Speaker 1: Nick uh? Reading Reddit comments? I mean like just seeing 1163 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,439 Speaker 1: a thing that I didn't like and going like let 1164 01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:25,519 Speaker 1: me just click and read and see what it is, 1165 01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,439 Speaker 1: and then like not being able to stop, Like that 1166 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:32,280 Speaker 1: was self harm in a way that like I've is 1167 01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,960 Speaker 1: just you. You can't there's there's I don't mean to 1168 01:08:37,040 --> 01:08:39,880 Speaker 1: be like you, but no one can understand. But there's 1169 01:08:39,960 --> 01:08:42,559 Speaker 1: so few people out there and I and honestly, I'm 1170 01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,000 Speaker 1: on the low spectrum of it in terms of like 1171 01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:48,760 Speaker 1: Noah sent me um Monica Lewinsky ted talk and I 1172 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,599 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I wanted to like hurt 1173 01:08:51,680 --> 01:08:54,840 Speaker 1: myself yesterday based on all the or you know on 1174 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:57,960 Speaker 1: Thursday when you're listening to this, when I was reading 1175 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,920 Speaker 1: all or Wednesday night, when I was reading all the 1176 01:09:00,320 --> 01:09:03,439 Speaker 1: um these things about me, I like was compelled, like 1177 01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:07,439 Speaker 1: I know this sounds terrible, and I'm sorry to disclose this, 1178 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:09,400 Speaker 1: but I wanted to cut myself, and I like I 1179 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:11,760 Speaker 1: was looking for something, like I was thinking about where 1180 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:20,639 Speaker 1: can I cut myself on my body? Slicer asshole every 1181 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,560 Speaker 1: time I get vulnerable, and you had to come in 1182 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:29,439 Speaker 1: with some little quip, and yes, it would make my 1183 01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:32,720 Speaker 1: life a lot easier. I'm sure people have cut them, 1184 01:09:33,160 --> 01:09:34,479 Speaker 1: but I was I was starting to think of like 1185 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,559 Speaker 1: where are my body can I cut myself? And I've 1186 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,320 Speaker 1: only cut myself one time in my life when I 1187 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:39,920 Speaker 1: got caught shop lifting, and I just felt like I 1188 01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:41,920 Speaker 1: was the worst person in the world because this woman 1189 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:45,080 Speaker 1: screamed at me, and I like, you know, like when 1190 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,400 Speaker 1: when I feel like I'm a bad person and there's 1191 01:09:47,479 --> 01:09:49,719 Speaker 1: proof of it, which I read a lot of proof 1192 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:52,560 Speaker 1: the other day, I was just like, you need to 1193 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,040 Speaker 1: be punished, Like there's no you can't go to jail 1194 01:09:55,160 --> 01:09:59,240 Speaker 1: for this. You can't like, no one's gonna yell at you. 1195 01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:00,800 Speaker 1: None of your friend are going to yell at you 1196 01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:04,040 Speaker 1: about it, like, and the punishment was that, you know, like, 1197 01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,479 Speaker 1: why can't that be enough? My I used to say 1198 01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:08,600 Speaker 1: this in my therapist one time I spilled water on 1199 01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,200 Speaker 1: my computer. I've given this example a lot, but it 1200 01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:13,040 Speaker 1: might help some people because it helped me. I spilled 1201 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:16,160 Speaker 1: water on my brand new computer just it opened it. 1202 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:18,280 Speaker 1: I'm not even getting you like, took it out of 1203 01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:21,240 Speaker 1: the thing, and then within ten minutes spilled an entire 1204 01:10:21,439 --> 01:10:23,680 Speaker 1: glass of water that was sitting next to it on it, 1205 01:10:24,200 --> 01:10:25,840 Speaker 1: and I was I had to go do a set. 1206 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:27,880 Speaker 1: I didn't even have time. I like, you know, I 1207 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,400 Speaker 1: was drying it out and I was on my way 1208 01:10:29,439 --> 01:10:30,840 Speaker 1: to my set and I walked by a dog and 1209 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,160 Speaker 1: I was dying for this dog to bite me because 1210 01:10:33,200 --> 01:10:35,439 Speaker 1: I was just like you need to be punished for 1211 01:10:35,600 --> 01:10:38,840 Speaker 1: what you've just done, like you're such an idiot. And um, 1212 01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:40,679 Speaker 1: I told my therapist that, and she was like, isn't 1213 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:44,559 Speaker 1: the punishment losing your computer? Isn't that enough, like losing 1214 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,800 Speaker 1: that spring time, like that's a punishment like that. People 1215 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:50,400 Speaker 1: doll out as like you don't get your computer anymore. 1216 01:10:50,439 --> 01:10:52,519 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, that makes sense. So it wasn't the 1217 01:10:52,560 --> 01:10:55,640 Speaker 1: punishment enough, like reading these things that hurt me. But 1218 01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:59,000 Speaker 1: I didn't cut myself. I did find, um some scissors, 1219 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:01,000 Speaker 1: and I was thinking about where I could do it, 1220 01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,120 Speaker 1: and then I was like, I went at my word 1221 01:11:03,160 --> 01:11:06,720 Speaker 1: on my like thing again on my knee. But that 1222 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:09,120 Speaker 1: wasn't that when I cut that that is not like 1223 01:11:09,320 --> 01:11:11,240 Speaker 1: me trying to self harm, and so it just wasn't 1224 01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:14,400 Speaker 1: doing the trick, and so I, um, so I just 1225 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:16,679 Speaker 1: like I put it down, and I was I called 1226 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,920 Speaker 1: a friend and then I and then I slept next 1227 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:21,120 Speaker 1: to the scissors, not even knowing that like I forgot 1228 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:22,640 Speaker 1: about them there there. And then the next morning I 1229 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:24,599 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, I can't believe you grabbed 1230 01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,320 Speaker 1: scissors to like hurt yourself. But that's and and I'm 1231 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:29,320 Speaker 1: only sharing that because it's such a rare thing. I 1232 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:31,400 Speaker 1: haven't done that since I was eighteen or nineteen and 1233 01:11:31,439 --> 01:11:34,680 Speaker 1: got caught shoplifting. So, um, if you if you do 1234 01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:36,720 Speaker 1: self out of the mouth and then you know, last year, 1235 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:39,080 Speaker 1: I like punched myself and like sometimes I want to 1236 01:11:39,160 --> 01:11:44,320 Speaker 1: hurt myself and in the in the chase, face and 1237 01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:47,599 Speaker 1: chest and like just like I was so depressed last 1238 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,280 Speaker 1: year and like aiated myself so much. I didn't want 1239 01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:50,840 Speaker 1: to punch my face because I was scared it would 1240 01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:52,840 Speaker 1: like leave a mark and people would see it. So 1241 01:11:52,960 --> 01:11:55,040 Speaker 1: I was just like beating up my body. I mean, 1242 01:11:55,120 --> 01:11:57,479 Speaker 1: like this, I'm I'm kind of funked up, you guys, 1243 01:11:58,120 --> 01:12:00,880 Speaker 1: and like, please don't write mean things about me. I 1244 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:02,640 Speaker 1: like can't take it. But the thing is, I'm not 1245 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:05,200 Speaker 1: going to do that anymmore. And I didn't cut myself. 1246 01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:08,040 Speaker 1: I called a friend because I know that that's not 1247 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,720 Speaker 1: how I want to behave and like what I want 1248 01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,840 Speaker 1: to be. And I don't have any place to go, 1249 01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:15,519 Speaker 1: Like you when you cut yourself, like there's people are 1250 01:12:15,520 --> 01:12:19,040 Speaker 1: gonna see it. I don't want to leave injuries on myself. Um, 1251 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:23,960 Speaker 1: So that's my worst thing. But that's for a wart 1252 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:29,679 Speaker 1: excision and that's different. No, over you so happy. Yeah. 1253 01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,040 Speaker 1: If you start seeing like just awards that, I'm like, no, 1254 01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:36,479 Speaker 1: they're just like lines like in multiple segments on my wrist. 1255 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:40,840 Speaker 1: You should start being speculative. No, what's the best thing 1256 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:44,560 Speaker 1: you did for yourself? Top one? Uh? Top one? Recently. 1257 01:12:45,479 --> 01:12:49,280 Speaker 1: So there's a lot of things about a house that 1258 01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:51,800 Speaker 1: I don't know and that I have to take care of. 1259 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:54,120 Speaker 1: And when I speak to people on the phone, like 1260 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:56,760 Speaker 1: or you know, like if if they come down like 1261 01:12:56,880 --> 01:12:59,160 Speaker 1: landscapers or whatever, they can say whatever to me, and 1262 01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:01,439 Speaker 1: I would just be like, yeah, sure, whatever you say. 1263 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:05,320 Speaker 1: And I started to feel kind of like, Okay, I 1264 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:08,240 Speaker 1: don't like being in this like dark room with no 1265 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:11,720 Speaker 1: light or you know, like like just not knowing. So 1266 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:14,880 Speaker 1: I went to the bookstore and I got a book 1267 01:13:15,160 --> 01:13:19,760 Speaker 1: on like, uh, homes and like learning about like foundations 1268 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:23,800 Speaker 1: and pipes and stuff like that. Yeah. So I have 1269 01:13:23,960 --> 01:13:27,479 Speaker 1: a girl that's amazing. Yeah. So I found that and 1270 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,960 Speaker 1: it's UM and I browsed some other books. I got 1271 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:35,320 Speaker 1: a really good book on um mentoring using the Book 1272 01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:37,880 Speaker 1: of Tao, which I really liked reading a couple of 1273 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,880 Speaker 1: years ago. So I'm just trying to kind of look 1274 01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:44,519 Speaker 1: away from my phone and negative comments which I look 1275 01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:47,719 Speaker 1: at too. They're not about me because I'm not famous 1276 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,640 Speaker 1: or anything, but I just get like sucked into this 1277 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,439 Speaker 1: vortex of negativity on on social media. So I'm trying 1278 01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:56,400 Speaker 1: to like read more books and just kind of empower 1279 01:13:56,520 --> 01:14:00,400 Speaker 1: myself with as much information as I can retain. I 1280 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:04,760 Speaker 1: love that books are, like they really do make you 1281 01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:06,880 Speaker 1: get off your phone if it's like a physical book, 1282 01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:12,080 Speaker 1: and like they open you up to a world that yeah, 1283 01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:15,160 Speaker 1: that reading is is the best escape. It really is. 1284 01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:17,479 Speaker 1: It's and then you can you just cut yourself with 1285 01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:21,200 Speaker 1: paper cuts. Um no, but it's true, Like reading is 1286 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,640 Speaker 1: so good. And I downloaded the book yesterday. Um so 1287 01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,920 Speaker 1: you've been publicly shamed by John Ronson about people that 1288 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:31,719 Speaker 1: have been canceled or you know, and I felt yesterday 1289 01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:33,960 Speaker 1: or the other yeah, yesterday that I had been like 1290 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,439 Speaker 1: I was on the verge of like these people that 1291 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,559 Speaker 1: were writing were the same kinds of people that cancel 1292 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,679 Speaker 1: people and want to destroy their lives. Like these people 1293 01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:44,479 Speaker 1: actively wanted me to try to like they were cyber 1294 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:48,920 Speaker 1: bulling me and like in a way that like they 1295 01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:51,880 Speaker 1: they knew that it would could potentially make me like 1296 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,000 Speaker 1: harm myself. It was. It was definitely get a lot 1297 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:58,479 Speaker 1: out of Monica Lewinsky's ted tuk. It's called The Price 1298 01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:02,280 Speaker 1: of Shame and she talks about public a humiliation. Yeah, 1299 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:05,519 Speaker 1: I think it'll be when I was I didn't finish 1300 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:07,439 Speaker 1: this though, but when you sent that and I go, wow, 1301 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:10,160 Speaker 1: if if what Heaven and Me has sent me for 1302 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:12,920 Speaker 1: that kind of loop where I want like reached for 1303 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:16,600 Speaker 1: fucking scissors. What could have Monica Lewinsky of dealt with 1304 01:15:16,800 --> 01:15:21,000 Speaker 1: when she was twenty two? And how much hate and 1305 01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:23,479 Speaker 1: how much ridicule she got. No one was on that 1306 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:27,080 Speaker 1: woman's side. No one, And like if she survived it, 1307 01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:29,800 Speaker 1: I can survive some Reddit comments. And she didn't have 1308 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:33,360 Speaker 1: a forum back then to get her point across. I 1309 01:15:33,439 --> 01:15:37,160 Speaker 1: know she didn't have any like that woman. I would 1310 01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:41,880 Speaker 1: love to meet her someday and like, yeah, she's she's incredible. 1311 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:45,800 Speaker 1: She's truly what a survivor she is. And like we all, 1312 01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:49,040 Speaker 1: including myself, I used to like I think she was, 1313 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:52,840 Speaker 1: you know, like I used to have preconceived notions about her, 1314 01:15:52,920 --> 01:15:56,479 Speaker 1: and now I think she's a true American hero. Um Andrew, 1315 01:15:56,560 --> 01:16:00,160 Speaker 1: best thing you did for yourself? I traded in my 1316 01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:04,280 Speaker 1: golf clubs for better clubs that I had. First, they 1317 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,000 Speaker 1: were a little expensive and I didn't think I deserved them, 1318 01:16:07,920 --> 01:16:11,320 Speaker 1: and I said, you know what your deserve love and 1319 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,800 Speaker 1: it comes with a pitching wedge through four iron and 1320 01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:19,479 Speaker 1: uh and boy, uh was I happy about the investment 1321 01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:22,920 Speaker 1: hitting them on the range. And it's just it's just invested. 1322 01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:24,880 Speaker 1: I don't know. I just felt good to treat myself 1323 01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:28,920 Speaker 1: a little and feel like I was deserving of it. Yeah, 1324 01:16:29,439 --> 01:16:32,000 Speaker 1: and like you, it was it a bad and like, 1325 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,600 Speaker 1: was it an investment that was financially irresponsible for you? 1326 01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:39,080 Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. I think 1327 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,599 Speaker 1: it's like I don't really spend money on a lot 1328 01:16:41,680 --> 01:16:44,720 Speaker 1: of things. I really don't, so I felt so I 1329 01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:47,760 Speaker 1: felt like, you know what, this is something you do 1330 01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:51,559 Speaker 1: almost every day, you know it. And I'm not gonna 1331 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:54,640 Speaker 1: buy other clubs now for at least three months, so 1332 01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:58,760 Speaker 1: I know now, you know, But like, yeah, no, I 1333 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:01,960 Speaker 1: I know that wasn't even a joke. Yeah, I know, 1334 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,880 Speaker 1: but no, I watched things up all the time. I do, 1335 01:17:05,360 --> 01:17:07,880 Speaker 1: I do, but I really I really don't spend that 1336 01:17:07,960 --> 01:17:10,400 Speaker 1: much money. So I just felt like I deserved and 1337 01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:13,600 Speaker 1: it felt good to not uh to let myself do it. 1338 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,120 Speaker 1: So yeah, I like that. Um, the best thing I 1339 01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:24,040 Speaker 1: did for myself was um, I think I think talk 1340 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:26,519 Speaker 1: about as hard as it was, like talk about I 1341 01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:29,160 Speaker 1: was feeling yesterday because the outpouring that I got from 1342 01:17:29,280 --> 01:17:31,479 Speaker 1: all the best season the people that I keep sending 1343 01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:35,200 Speaker 1: comments like has been has lifted my spirits so much. 1344 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:38,639 Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you to everyone. Final thought, 1345 01:17:39,960 --> 01:17:43,280 Speaker 1: Uh you I I expected to hear from some of 1346 01:17:43,320 --> 01:17:46,120 Speaker 1: you about how I got emotionally yesterday and like to 1347 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:50,000 Speaker 1: um tell me everything is okay and all that stuff, 1348 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,680 Speaker 1: and you know, I was like, I don't even know 1349 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,280 Speaker 1: if I want to hear that, like it might not 1350 01:17:53,360 --> 01:17:55,439 Speaker 1: make me feel better, but it truly did. So many 1351 01:17:55,479 --> 01:17:59,840 Speaker 1: people wrote, including Noah like and all my like for 1352 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:03,080 Speaker 1: ends followed up and like really were there for me 1353 01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:05,920 Speaker 1: my darkest time. So I really appreciate that and like 1354 01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:08,200 Speaker 1: the best seas that you guys don't even know me 1355 01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:10,880 Speaker 1: and like like you know personally and the things you 1356 01:18:10,920 --> 01:18:15,080 Speaker 1: wrote me were nicer than most people get from their 1357 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,479 Speaker 1: actual friends in life. So it's like, it's so awesome 1358 01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:21,200 Speaker 1: that I have so many people that that feel that 1359 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:24,599 Speaker 1: connected to me and that can like make me feel 1360 01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:28,519 Speaker 1: like they're truly they love me and like and feel 1361 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:32,240 Speaker 1: loved from strangers like that, Like I felt the opposite 1362 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:34,280 Speaker 1: of it. And then and you know, sometimes you don't 1363 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:36,680 Speaker 1: let the negative in or the positive and as much 1364 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:38,240 Speaker 1: as the negative, and it's hard to do that, but 1365 01:18:38,360 --> 01:18:42,240 Speaker 1: like I truly like lead in the positive and read 1366 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:44,720 Speaker 1: so many like I. You know, usually when people send 1367 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:46,679 Speaker 1: towers of text, I can't get through it, but these 1368 01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:49,200 Speaker 1: I really made sure to read all of them, and 1369 01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:53,120 Speaker 1: they all you guys are so I go my my 1370 01:18:53,600 --> 01:18:56,360 Speaker 1: fans like and I said this about the Reddit people 1371 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:59,320 Speaker 1: that said mean things. They were very articulate and well spoken. 1372 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,840 Speaker 1: And these are well written, all the insults, which is 1373 01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:05,439 Speaker 1: always it hurts more than when someone's like, you're you're 1374 01:19:05,560 --> 01:19:07,960 Speaker 1: ugly and they spell it why oh you are you know? 1375 01:19:08,040 --> 01:19:09,839 Speaker 1: And I go, oh, well, this person is a moron. 1376 01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:14,040 Speaker 1: It's you you are ugly? Um. But these Reddit comments 1377 01:19:14,080 --> 01:19:15,840 Speaker 1: were so like well written. I was like, God, smart 1378 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:19,000 Speaker 1: people don't like me, but dude, fuck those smart people 1379 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:22,200 Speaker 1: who don't like me that can write, you know, intelligible sentences. 1380 01:19:22,320 --> 01:19:25,479 Speaker 1: My besties that wrote me and said nice things we're 1381 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:30,680 Speaker 1: just like so thoughtful and empathetic and so like they 1382 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,960 Speaker 1: all seem to be trained in some sort of like 1383 01:19:33,960 --> 01:19:38,040 Speaker 1: trauma therapy. Like everyone was so compassionate. Like I just 1384 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:43,080 Speaker 1: have a horde of support that even if you had 1385 01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,200 Speaker 1: one person like this writing to you, it would change 1386 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:48,439 Speaker 1: your entire day. I had dozens, and they can they 1387 01:19:48,600 --> 01:19:51,040 Speaker 1: keep pouring in and it means so much to me, 1388 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:55,200 Speaker 1: and like, I just can't thank you all enough. And 1389 01:19:55,479 --> 01:20:00,320 Speaker 1: I didn't expect it, and I certainly didn't want to. Um, 1390 01:20:01,080 --> 01:20:03,479 Speaker 1: I didn't want to you to feel like you had 1391 01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:05,720 Speaker 1: to do that. And so I'm gonna accept it and 1392 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,080 Speaker 1: not say that I don't deserve it. I really appreciate 1393 01:20:08,160 --> 01:20:11,200 Speaker 1: it because it makes me feel like, um, you're getting something. 1394 01:20:11,720 --> 01:20:13,479 Speaker 1: The only reason you would ever write the things that 1395 01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,280 Speaker 1: you wrote to someone like me is if you cared 1396 01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:17,760 Speaker 1: about that person. And so I feel really cared about 1397 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,960 Speaker 1: by just strangers, and it's like it's just the best feeling. 1398 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:24,840 Speaker 1: And someone wrote to me that someone who had said 1399 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:29,040 Speaker 1: that my A d D meds were ruining my personality 1400 01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:32,920 Speaker 1: and like someone needs to tell her, but she's on cocaine. 1401 01:20:33,360 --> 01:20:35,759 Speaker 1: That they did a deep dive on on their Reddit account, 1402 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,520 Speaker 1: and that person is a recovering Heroin addict, so projection 1403 01:20:40,479 --> 01:20:45,120 Speaker 1: it is like my what I thought it was. And listen, 1404 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:47,920 Speaker 1: I'm I talked to my doctor and I'm coming up 1405 01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:50,439 Speaker 1: with a plan. So all of this made me like 1406 01:20:50,680 --> 01:20:54,080 Speaker 1: face some things, for sure, but it's nice to know, 1407 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:55,760 Speaker 1: Like I wasn't gonna go and I read a deep 1408 01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:57,920 Speaker 1: dive and like searts their accounts to see what other 1409 01:20:57,960 --> 01:21:00,240 Speaker 1: things they had posted about. But someone did that for me, 1410 01:21:00,720 --> 01:21:02,960 Speaker 1: and that just gave me so much relief knowing that 1411 01:21:03,120 --> 01:21:05,360 Speaker 1: that person that said all those ugly things about my 1412 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:11,240 Speaker 1: being medicated, um said that. You know, that person was 1413 01:21:11,680 --> 01:21:14,120 Speaker 1: recovering Heroin added and I'm sorry for that person, Like 1414 01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,160 Speaker 1: they've been through a lot and they're projecting it onto me, 1415 01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:19,120 Speaker 1: which you know fucking happens. I talked to my therapist yesterday. 1416 01:21:19,160 --> 01:21:21,559 Speaker 1: I don't that was a thing that like so grateful 1417 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,519 Speaker 1: getting back into therapy. That was something that Noah steered 1418 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:28,040 Speaker 1: me towards and was like like had mentioned about like 1419 01:21:28,840 --> 01:21:31,760 Speaker 1: picking up the I was gonna say phone but my 1420 01:21:31,840 --> 01:21:34,240 Speaker 1: computer and emailing my therapist that I kind of called 1421 01:21:34,240 --> 01:21:36,200 Speaker 1: it quits with or like went on a hiatus with 1422 01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:39,960 Speaker 1: getting hyaenus with getting her back on the line. Talking 1423 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:43,759 Speaker 1: to her yesterday was awesome. And I just therapy works. 1424 01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:47,800 Speaker 1: Reaching being honest and reaching out and asking for help works. Um, 1425 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:50,280 Speaker 1: if it's the right people, So please do that in 1426 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:55,719 Speaker 1: your own lives and um and yeah, I someone mentioned 1427 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,280 Speaker 1: to me that was like, you know, I found that 1428 01:21:58,360 --> 01:22:01,360 Speaker 1: when I talked about I, I I understand like being 1429 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,920 Speaker 1: really insecure about the stigma of being on a d 1430 01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:06,040 Speaker 1: D meds and like, people will judge you for it, 1431 01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,040 Speaker 1: but they only will judge you if they know that 1432 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:11,320 Speaker 1: you're on them. So just don't tell people that you're 1433 01:22:11,360 --> 01:22:15,120 Speaker 1: on them anymore. So right now, I'm choosing to keep 1434 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:18,320 Speaker 1: that to myself. And if I'm on them or not 1435 01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:21,000 Speaker 1: is not going to be I'll probably admit to you 1436 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:23,120 Speaker 1: if I am or I'm not, but I'm gonna try 1437 01:22:23,200 --> 01:22:27,200 Speaker 1: to keep that private. Like, my choices of medication are 1438 01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:30,560 Speaker 1: none of anyone's business but my own. And you know, 1439 01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:33,280 Speaker 1: my loved ones will be the ones that notice a 1440 01:22:33,400 --> 01:22:35,360 Speaker 1: change in me and like can talk to me if 1441 01:22:35,400 --> 01:22:38,200 Speaker 1: something is wrong and I don't need to hear it 1442 01:22:38,320 --> 01:22:41,320 Speaker 1: from you know, ex drug addicts on Reddit who are 1443 01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:44,920 Speaker 1: like art someone goes most people are just jealous. You 1444 01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:48,080 Speaker 1: feel good like the people want to feel good too, 1445 01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,559 Speaker 1: and they're jealous. And you can say, no, I'm not jealous. 1446 01:22:51,640 --> 01:22:52,880 Speaker 1: I do that all the time too where I go. 1447 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:55,559 Speaker 1: I'm not jealous, I'm just mad. It's like, no, look 1448 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:58,000 Speaker 1: look at where this is coming from. If you see 1449 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:01,240 Speaker 1: me a boner, just no that I might still be 1450 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:04,200 Speaker 1: on viagra, but I might not be. I just want 1451 01:23:04,240 --> 01:23:08,240 Speaker 1: everyone to know that it's up in the air. My 1452 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:12,200 Speaker 1: boner could just be from Hubert literally drinking a bowl. 1453 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:15,679 Speaker 1: So it could be from the time that I cuddled 1454 01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:19,640 Speaker 1: you next to Luigi said you're a good boy, and 1455 01:23:19,760 --> 01:23:21,960 Speaker 1: you just you know. Sometimes that's arousing, as we know 1456 01:23:22,280 --> 01:23:26,080 Speaker 1: from my EXA for me yesterday. That's for me. Okay, 1457 01:23:26,360 --> 01:23:31,360 Speaker 1: So I might have taken too many milligrams a viagara 1458 01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:33,600 Speaker 1: that I injected through the vein and my penis to 1459 01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:37,040 Speaker 1: get it going. Keeping it m sincere Andrew, love you 1460 01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:41,200 Speaker 1: so much, and guys, thank you for listening to the podcast. 1461 01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:44,160 Speaker 1: As always. Oh it's it's it's not Friday. It is 1462 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,400 Speaker 1: Friday here, but it's Monday here. We'll be back tomorrow. 1463 01:23:46,439 --> 01:23:48,599 Speaker 1: I think Andrew will be in studio with me. We'll 1464 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:52,000 Speaker 1: both be together again. We'll recap his trip to Connecticut, 1465 01:23:52,160 --> 01:23:56,160 Speaker 1: we'll reach trip, my trip to Las Vegas, and I 1466 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:58,160 Speaker 1: can't wait for it. Thank you so much. Don't be 1467 01:23:58,600 --> 01:24:01,360 Speaker 1: out there and jigit Yeah. Accrofts