1 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 1: Damn that he hog it's time for Donkey Day. I 2 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,319 Speaker 1: meant trying to be donkey today. No more. 3 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: They should be embarrassed by what they already did. I'm 4 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: not making these people do these days. 5 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: Called donkey of the day. And it really caught me 6 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,240 Speaker 1: off guard. 7 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:20,279 Speaker 3: Damn charlam Man who got the donkey. 8 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:20,880 Speaker 1: Out of day today? 9 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:24,480 Speaker 2: Well, just hilarious donkey today for Wednesday, marsh Porth goes 10 00:00:24,480 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 2: to a Florida man named Daniel Abramwitch Abramowitch. Now, what 11 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 2: does your uncle Shalla always tell you about the great 12 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 2: state of Florida? 13 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: Say it with me. 14 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 15 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 2: all of Florida, and today is no exception. 16 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:37,400 Speaker 1: Okay. 17 00:00:37,479 --> 00:00:39,720 Speaker 2: Daniel is twenty nine years old and he is a 18 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 2: New Jersey native, but he lives in Florida, Okay, and 19 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 2: he's been drinking that Florida tap water. And when you 20 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,440 Speaker 2: drink that Florida tapwater, even if you're not from there, 21 00:00:47,800 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 2: you automatically become a Floridian. 22 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,640 Speaker 1: Okay. Those are the rules, and that's exactly what happened 23 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:52,319 Speaker 1: to Daniel. See. 24 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 2: Daniel was charged with battery and violating the terms of 25 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 2: a three year probation sentence. He was on probation for 26 00:00:57,960 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 2: a twenty twenty three any conviction for stealing and pawning 27 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 2: a watch. Okay, Daniel has a pretty healthy rapshoot y'all. 28 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:05,600 Speaker 1: All right. 29 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:10,960 Speaker 2: His criminal history includes convictions for obstruction, probation, violation, burglary, 30 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,600 Speaker 2: and it includes a prior domestic battery conviction for punching 31 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,679 Speaker 2: his baby mama in the face. Well, he has a 32 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 2: new battery case because he does not subscribe to the 33 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,560 Speaker 2: proverb waste not, want not, which means if you do 34 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 2: not waste resources okay, money, food, materials, you will. 35 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:31,520 Speaker 1: Never be in need or want for anything later. Okay. 36 00:01:31,520 --> 00:01:34,520 Speaker 2: See, I understand that phrase because I am frugal, Van draws, baby. 37 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 2: I don't waste a thing, I say, and I am 38 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 2: appreciative of everything because I. 39 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:42,320 Speaker 1: Know what I could waste somebody would die for. Literally. 40 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,000 Speaker 2: But Daniel didn't get this memo, all right, He's just 41 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 2: a waste, a waste man. See he pulled up to 42 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:50,800 Speaker 2: a McDonald's drive through at one am. I know what 43 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 2: you're thinking, nothing good can happen at a McDonald's drive 44 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 2: through at one am. 45 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:55,200 Speaker 1: But that's not true. 46 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,200 Speaker 2: Okay, if you're at a McDonald's at one am, you 47 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 2: are usually in a state of bliss. Okay, happy, all right? 48 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,840 Speaker 2: Maybe hi, you pulling up for some comfort food. You 49 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 2: want a big macapilet of fish, maybe a mc crispy. 50 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 2: I write a quarter pounder with cheese. Back in the day, 51 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 2: I would get high, and my go to was the 52 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 2: two cheeseburger meal supersized with a twenty piece chicken mither. 53 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: That's the number two, and our day was two ninety nine. 54 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 2: Now it costs eleven ninety nine, okay, and that twenty 55 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 2: piece cost seven ninety nine. 56 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,080 Speaker 1: My mama would have definitely said, we got McDonald's at 57 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,080 Speaker 1: the house. I don't even know. I people can afford 58 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: to have McDonald's at the house nowadays. 59 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,799 Speaker 2: But that is why Daniel is getting donk here to 60 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:37,000 Speaker 2: day to day because he ordered a mcfrapple. Okay, a 61 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:40,200 Speaker 2: mcfrapple at McDonald's, depending on the size, is between three 62 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,040 Speaker 2: and five dollars. 63 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: Okay. 64 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,960 Speaker 2: Well, Daniel came through the drive through at one am. 65 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:46,400 Speaker 2: He had a brief discussion with the fast food worker 66 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,880 Speaker 2: and then for whatever reason, decided to throw his mcfrapple 67 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 2: in the driver's face. 68 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 1: Maybe he wanted more caramel syrup on it. Okay, maybe 69 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,919 Speaker 1: more whipped cream. I don't know. 70 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 2: Maybe he ordered an oreo frapple and didn't get it. Okay, 71 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,000 Speaker 2: I I don't know what made him so angry. All 72 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:04,400 Speaker 2: I know is if it's one in the morning and 73 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,520 Speaker 2: I go to McDonald's, do order something that means I 74 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,240 Speaker 2: really want it? 75 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: Okay? 76 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 2: If I spend my hard earned money three to five 77 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:13,160 Speaker 2: dollars on something, how stupid of me to throw that 78 00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:17,760 Speaker 2: drink in someone's face. Okay, you wasted time, Daniel, you 79 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 2: wasted money, and now you wasted your freedom because you're 80 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,720 Speaker 2: going to prison. Okay, let me show you why I 81 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 2: waste not want not is real. The proverb says, if 82 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,880 Speaker 2: you do not waste resources, money, food, you will never 83 00:03:30,040 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 2: need or want for anything later. 84 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 1: So what happens when you waste things? 85 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 2: Wasting leads to a lack of necessary items? 86 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: Okay, resources are money in. 87 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,560 Speaker 2: The future now, Daniel, because you wasted you will make 88 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,480 Speaker 2: need And guess what Daniel currently mc needs. He needs 89 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 2: mcbail money, He needs a mclawyer all because he violated probation. 90 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 1: Because he couldn't control his mike emotions. 91 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 2: Please give Daniel Abram a witch to Sweet Times of 92 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 2: the Hamiltons. 93 00:03:57,200 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, you are the dog. 94 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 2: The dog. 95 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: Oh we turned the heat up in here. I'm having. 96 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 3: It's definitely a warm but no warm but. 97 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 1: But no, what is a mcfrapple the caramel drink, the coffee, 98 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: the beverage. What I was saying, mcfrapple. Oh all right, well, 99 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,880 Speaker 1: oh god, clearly I don't make drink. 100 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,359 Speaker 2: It right like, no alone, you see, it's going through metapaurese. 101 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 1: That's yo. 102 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 3: Y'all haven't eaten McDonald's in a long time. And I 103 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 3: can tell because none of y'all. You didn't even budge 104 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 3: like when he said mcfrapple. 105 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: I have not and speed. No, it's m f R 106 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,080 Speaker 1: A p p E with the little till day over 107 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: top of it. 108 00:04:55,839 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 2: Okay, McDonald's all right, I wasn't a sponsorship by the way. 109 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: That no, no, all right, all right. 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