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Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secrets of one six one. I'm so tired.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what day it is the same.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's Thursday or not. Could be Wednesday,

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Speaker 1: could be Tuesday, could be Monday, could be any day.

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Speaker 1: I have no idea what day it is. The name

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Speaker 1: whatever day it is right now, it's a throwback, throwback. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's time for dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell it on the show. We give everybody

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Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname so that you know, nobody will know

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Speaker 1: your identity when you tell us whatever secret it is, okay,

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Speaker 1: nobody can tell by the sign of your voice. We

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Speaker 1: can change the sign of your voice a little bit too.

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Speaker 1: Also give you an anonymous nickname like I do to everybody.

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Speaker 1: And on the phone right now. Why I said throwback,

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Speaker 1: because little Kim is on the phone. Ki Kim, I

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Speaker 1: have not heard from you in a long time. WHOA, Well,

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Speaker 1: you know I've been busy being super sexy right right?

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Speaker 1: What you in jail for a little bit? I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. So what's your dirty little secret, Little Kim? Oh? Wow? Oh,

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Speaker 1: well you know I'm a little kim. So it's really dirty. No,

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Speaker 1: I it's not dirty. It's not dirty. It is a

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Speaker 1: secret I've probably been holding for like thirteen years. So

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Speaker 1: it's thirteen years. It's really weird to like talk about

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Speaker 1: it's a long time to have a secret. And you've

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Speaker 1: you've never told anybody this or have you told some

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Speaker 1: people this? No? No, I haven't. I haven't told anybody.

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Speaker 1: This has kind of become a thing where it's like

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Speaker 1: I kind of can't. So I had this. I had

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Speaker 1: this job a long time ago, this really irritating coworker

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Speaker 1: who just like was new there and she was really

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Speaker 1: loud and she just like wouldn't shut up, and so

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Speaker 1: I would just like not want to hear her talk,

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Speaker 1: but not know how to stop it. So I I

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Speaker 1: told her I was deaf in one ear. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: you just didn't have to hear her talk or didn't

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Speaker 1: have to talk to her. I guess that's why. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I would just like if she was pissing me off,

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Speaker 1: I just kind of like zone out. Okay, So did

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Speaker 1: that just like I'm back? Yeah? And did that work?

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Speaker 1: Like telling her that you were deaf in one ear?

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Speaker 1: Did that shut her up. It totally did. I mean

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Speaker 1: it didn't. It didn't shut her up, but it gave

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Speaker 1: me an out. And so, um, I'm not in that

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Speaker 1: job anymore. I'm in a different job. They all still

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Speaker 1: think I'm deaf in one ear. So you just carried

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Speaker 1: on telling people that you're deaf in one ear? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it's like, like, I'm an introvert and I I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to, like, I don't know stand up

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Speaker 1: for myself or whatever, so it's just easier to like

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Speaker 1: just check out people. I'm sorry. Yeah, And then it

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Speaker 1: usually also just like changes it gets them off whatever

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Speaker 1: their bulk is. Um, so it works super well. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And everyone at my job, which I've now been at

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Speaker 1: for like five years, thinks that I'm deaf in one ear.

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Speaker 1: So do you have any like coworker friends that know

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Speaker 1: your secret at all or like or friends with that

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Speaker 1: ye should know. I don't do it with my good friends.

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Speaker 1: But also my good friends don't know that I do it.

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Speaker 1: It's actually a really great idea in the future. Do

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Speaker 1: you plan on never like making up some other conditions

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Speaker 1: maybe to get out of conversations aside from the deaf ear?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't I don't think like pretending to

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Speaker 1: have a headache really counts. So no, yeah, that's true. Okay,

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Speaker 1: have you heard anybody say anything around you before? Because

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Speaker 1: I think you're deaf. They didn't think that you may

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Speaker 1: have heard because people think that I'm deaf in one ear,

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Speaker 1: Like if they're on the side of me, that's that's deaf.

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Speaker 1: Like they just like say so much stuff. They have

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Speaker 1: so much dirt on my workers. And that must suck

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Speaker 1: for you too because you can't break character and like

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Speaker 1: acknowledge what they're saying. Oh, that's gonna be hard. I mean,

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Speaker 1: after it's been so long at this point, I just

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Speaker 1: kind of like file it away, you know, how do

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Speaker 1: you not anymore? Wow? That's crazy because yeah, someone who

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Speaker 1: was next to me and they thought that I was

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Speaker 1: deaf in one ear, Like you've been telling everybody for

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Speaker 1: thirteen years now, and someone says something shocking, I'd probably

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Speaker 1: turned my head and be like, what, Yeah, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be deaf. Ye, what's your dirty little secret.