WEBVTT - We Read Marjorie Taylor Green's Book 0:00:01.800 --> 0:00:04.439 Also media. 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:10.920 Oh, welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a podcast where 0:00:11.200 --> 0:00:16.280 we are recording a bonus kind of an emergency episode, 0:00:16.400 --> 0:00:18.960 not for now, but for whenever we have an emergency 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:22.239 and to come in as our pinch hitter and uh 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:25.279 and really just get some get some shit recorded, just 0:00:25.320 --> 0:00:28.720 some absolute garbage. Jamie Loftus, how are you doing? 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:30.280 Thank you? Thank you? 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:33.479 Yes, when you think I need some absolute garbage on. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:36.720 Last today, I need some classic crash right. 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:41.160 Like, who's definitely around? Who can slap some shit onto 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:42.800 the we are? 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:45.280 We're being sloppy today. I'm about to go out deer hunting, 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.479 which should be obvious by my clothing. You're in a 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.040 different kind of camo, Jamie. 0:00:49.520 --> 0:00:50.120 Yeah, I'm in. 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.480 I'm probably gonna go to a bar and eat a 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:53.479 hot dog after this. 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:56.200 So this is another kind of cameo of that, the 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:57.000 camo of that. 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.480 You are also planning to shoot something. 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:03.320 But yeah, I've never I know you know this, but 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:04.760 I've never shot anything. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:08.000 Okay, that's fair, that's fair. I mean yeah, because it 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:09.720 was an axe in Grand Rapids, right. 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:11.080 It was? Okay? 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:15.400 Can I tell you something about Grand Rapets really quick? Well, 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.280 two things first, I. 0:01:18.280 --> 0:01:20.959 Forget finally getting into confession, folks, this is a big thing. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:22.280 Innocent. 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.640 I went on a podcast recently and like the topic 0:01:25.760 --> 0:01:27.760 of Grand Rapids kept coming up. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:32.680 And I literally but they like, I was almost certain. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:34.880 I was like, they wouldn't know if I made a 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:36.959 weird comment about Grand Rapids, they would just be confused. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:39.039 But there was a pit in my stomach, like I 0:01:39.040 --> 0:01:45.199 should say something, I should say I'm innocent. The real 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:46.119 thing was, I was. 0:01:46.080 --> 0:01:50.360 In Pittsburgh over the summer because Pittsburgh rocks. 0:01:50.520 --> 0:01:50.920 Do you like. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.760 Pittsburgh I've never been. 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:54.560 Actually, I think you'd love it. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.800 It's really really I've heard only good things. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:57.840 It rocks. 0:01:57.880 --> 0:02:04.040 And I was talking to the hot Dog King of Pittsburgh. 0:02:03.360 --> 0:02:05.600 And that seems like a town where there's competition for 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:06.120 the title. 0:02:06.760 --> 0:02:09.799 Yes, I mean he's like a generational hot dog king 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:13.360 and he's the he's like the mister Rogers of Pittsburgh. 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:16.040 In Pittsburgh, in Detroit would be like the hot dog 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:18.359 cities that would be most impressed if someone was the 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.919 king of Like if somebody's like, I'm the hot dog 0:02:20.960 --> 0:02:22.840 King of Portland, I'm like, well, who gives a fuck? 0:02:23.200 --> 0:02:27.440 Well there is one though, there's there's just one of 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.200 the free town. But yeah, no, Pittsburgh. It's this guy 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.080 named Rick Seabeck who rocks. He makes like these really 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:36.680 really cool PBS documentaries. So he was on stage with me. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:40.960 We were doing a talk back. He's like easily I think. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:45.680 Forty years older than me maybe, and he in conversation 0:02:45.919 --> 0:02:48.919 dropped in grand Rapids and I was like, that's weird. 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.760 I kept talking, and then he was like, do you 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.040 have anything you want to tell me about Grand raphids? 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.000 Because he listens. 0:02:56.680 --> 0:03:05.400 To our massive and unprecedented penetration of every demographic has 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.840 finally come back to bite us in the ass. 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.560 You got the hot dog King, You got the hot 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:14.120 dog King of Pittsburgh. You're unfucking stoppable. Yeah, and then 0:03:14.120 --> 0:03:17.040 he tried to corner me into confessing into murder in 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:20.360 front of a crowd full of people who allegedly liked me. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.880 A lot of I just care about justice, Jamie, A 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.920 lot of people just care about justice. 0:03:25.320 --> 0:03:27.280 No, they just want to see a woman hung out 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:28.959 to dry innocent. 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:31.799 This has been a good bit. I was going to 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.840 open us with a bit about pedophiles, but this is 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:34.560 a lot more fun. 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:37.640 I mean, yeah, we can you know, we could always 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:38.200 go back to that. 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.120 It's been kind of a pedophile dense year for Behind 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:45.080 the Bastards Jamie Oka mean to, but we've really wound 0:03:45.160 --> 0:03:52.200 up hitting them a lot speaking of people who aren't 0:03:52.240 --> 0:03:55.560 pedophiles in a way I can prove today we're going 0:03:55.640 --> 0:03:57.600 to be reading Marjorie Taylor Green's book. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:01.080 Oh my god, there is an entire action about pedophiles 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:01.600 in this book. 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:04.800 FYI, I knew it would be relevant. It always somehow? 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.080 Is it always? Somehow? Is Wait? 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:11.320 So, Sophie, you have a signed copy of this book. Sure? 0:04:11.920 --> 0:04:14.520 Why don't you tell him that story? Sophie, how did 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:17.320 you get a signed a fucking copy of Marjorie Taylor 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.039 Green's book? 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:23.480 I will say just to say, I don't know listeners 0:04:23.520 --> 0:04:26.799 if you if you don't listen to our other podcast, Kidaphne, 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:30.000 you don't know that. Robert Garrison and I went to 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.560 the r n C and it. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:36.599 Was weird, not for work, just as fans, right. 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:42.960 Just just for the vibes. Yeah, And on a day 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:46.880 where I was trying to get us access to things 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:53.520 after I just been invited to buy the Heritage Foundation 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:57.799 people to their social hour party that I got Robert into, 0:04:57.839 --> 0:04:58.520 which was fun. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:04:59.880 Fun. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:05.039 Garrison and I walk down a little bit to where 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:08.920 Marjorie Taylor Green what's doing a book setting for her 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:12.919 new book MTG. Yes, Jamie, it's called MTG. 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:15.880 Okay, So she's trying to what is what is she? 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.960 Is she trying to do an RBG thing? Is she 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:21.000 trying to rebrand as a wrapper? 0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:21.279 Like? 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:21.960 What's going on? 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:25.080 I don't know. I mean the cover of the book. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.080 I'm going to turn my care I am off cameras 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:31.120 today YouTube watchers because I had a bad time at 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:34.560 the allergist, but I'm going to turn my camera on 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:36.360 for Jamie and Roberts so you can see this cover 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.880 of Oh I don't have my care Yeah, absolutely, hold on. 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:43.920 God Yeah, great lighting too light, soph Yeah. 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:48.039 The the overhead lighting that I have ad and makes. 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:51.080 It look look ethereal like it like it's like it's 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:53.120 a pillar that landed in the middle of a monk 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:55.839 bunch of apes and like one hundred and fifty thousand, 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:58.960 BC and I start beating each other to death in 0:05:59.080 --> 0:06:01.160 order to get access. It's wisdom just. 0:06:01.040 --> 0:06:03.280 To say, just to say, Malcolm, you can put this 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:04.680 part up where it's covering my phone. 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:07.120 So is the lady in silhouette on the front supposed 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:09.279 to be Marjorie Taylor Green because that does not look 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:13.320 like a body that is not quite a double. 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:16.320 But yeah, anyways, I tried to get her to answer 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.240 a question about education, and her people took away my 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:23.360 phone as I was doing it. So that's is so so. 0:06:23.760 --> 0:06:25.960 But but I got this side copy of this book, 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:28.920 which I thought, you know, I know a place where 0:06:28.960 --> 0:06:29.560 we could read that. 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:33.400 Sure, I'm trying to think of, like what the most 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:37.159 cursed signed copy I have? Against my will, I think 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:41.279 that I have like a signed copy of a book 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.760 that's like one of the doctors that allegedly killed Anna 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:45.560 Nicole Smith. 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:48.320 For some reason, I have his book and signed. 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:49.200 That's a choice. 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:50.680 How did I end up with. 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:56.200 There? At this point in the R and C, I 0:06:56.360 --> 0:07:00.480 was like, you know what, fuck it, I'm going to 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:04.719 get this book. I know, just like getting all the 0:07:04.720 --> 0:07:07.560 pamphlets for the Heritage Foundation. It's like, we can do 0:07:07.600 --> 0:07:10.160 stuff with that because people need to know what these 0:07:10.200 --> 0:07:13.160 people are saying, because they are poisoning our world. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:16.720 We can do hard things. 0:07:17.160 --> 0:07:20.320 I can say that just by looking at the cover, 0:07:20.560 --> 0:07:23.840 I can tell that you have never opened that book. 0:07:25.560 --> 0:07:29.360 I've opened it once to show a couple of our 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:37.960 friends how cursed her signature is. Got yeah ah once 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.960 again with about the old camera covering my face. 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:43.200 Any heart punctuation. 0:07:43.520 --> 0:07:44.920 No, it's just like you can't. 0:07:45.080 --> 0:07:47.280 Oh my god, she made it out to you. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:51.880 Yeah, of course she's a classy lady. Oh my god. 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.520 How why wouldn't you think she would make it out 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:56.600 to her Jesus, that's true, that's true. 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:57.640 Reach for the stars. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.480 And it wasn't even worth it. She gave me a 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:03.480 really shit answer on education where she was like aw 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:10.200 school toys or defuned the Department of Education. All I 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:12.000 haven't had original thought a day in my life. 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:15.840 Replaced incorrect history books with her book. 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:21.200 Yeah, we should replace some of the history books with MYO. 0:08:21.280 --> 0:08:23.920 I think specifically we should go for like Edward Gibbons 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.520 rise and fall of Yeah, decline and fall of the 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:29.840 Roman Empire. Just throw Marjorie Taylor Green's book in for 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.440 like volume three of that ship. 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:38.440 But yeah, but but the video, the video of me 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.720 asking and then her people taking away my phone is 0:08:41.800 --> 0:08:45.960 quite funny. Anyway, this is a very curse book. The 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:48.680 back of it instead of having like people who actually 0:08:48.800 --> 0:08:54.160 like her giving reviews. She just has what I'm guessing 0:08:54.240 --> 0:08:57.880 is her most notable enemies, where it's just the first 0:08:57.920 --> 0:09:01.760 review is, isn't she amazing? Joe Biden and all caps? 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:05.240 This woman should be on a watch list. Not in Congress, 0:09:05.360 --> 0:09:11.040 Hillary Clinton, she must be expelled. Aoc MTG is a 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:14.360 cause for trauma and fear among members of Congress. Nancy 0:09:14.440 --> 0:09:18.040 Pelosi just keeps it and then for some reason she goes. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:20.880 The last one is Whoopy Goldberg. I'm like, I didn't 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.360 know that Whoopy Goldberg was up in that clout level, 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:23.880 but I guess. 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.720 I guess she kind of operates as like like an 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:30.120 elected politician would. I don't remember electing WHOOPI Goldberg, but 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:30.960 I'm fine with it. 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.760 This woman gets to come and talk about talking over 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.000 taking over the country and she's not behind bars. How 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:37.200 does that work? Whoopy Goldberg? 0:09:38.679 --> 0:09:42.000 Wow, that's such an approach to like poll quotes too. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.480 It's very meg her to do. 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:47.120 Yeah, yeah, it's it's a real it's a real. 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:47.520 Uh. 0:09:47.840 --> 0:09:50.600 That guy with the wine move I forgotten what's his 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.319 name's name for a second there and forgotten what the 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:55.120 fuck I was just listening to a review of that movie. 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:59.319 What is it? It's damn it. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:01.400 Yes, sorry, I didn't just. 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:03.760 Every living male actor today. 0:10:04.120 --> 0:10:06.240 And like normally i'd start at the beginning of a 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.640 bullying but I just want to want one other interesting 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.360 note is I've never seen this before, but her end 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:14.280 notes instead of it being like, you know, like normal 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:17.080 bibliography style end notes, where it's like tells you the 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:19.400 name of a thing, it's just like and this is 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.360 a print copy book. It's just like hyperlinks to articles. 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:26.120 Yeah, like she's read like she's reading a high school 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.079 essay or something. 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:31.160 It's like their show notes essentially. Yeah, it's just links 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.520 to things. But I wonder but like me, like they're clickable, 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:40.000 but it's like like but it's but it's but it's. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:40.360 Not like. 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:43.640 Forever. Do you think she wrote it? 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:48.960 Oh no, they never do. It's it's it's My guess 0:10:49.160 --> 0:10:54.120 is just based on the way things tend to work, 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:58.000 she probably submitted an outline, or she may have. My 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.400 guess is she dictated an outline in a conversation with 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:05.239 somebody the publisher sent that person may have been a ghostwriter, 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:07.960 or may have handed that off to a ghostwriter, and 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:11.000 then she got to approve. Probably again verbally like she 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.120 may have just had someone read it to because she's 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:15.520 she's famous enough that they may have just had someone 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.120 read it to her and occasionally she would suggest changes, 0:11:18.520 --> 0:11:20.360 or maybe she didn't read it at all and just 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:21.000 approved it. 0:11:21.440 --> 0:11:23.959 That's my operating theory with the Millennia book. I don't 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.280 think anyone in the whole family knows what it says. 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.240 I think you probably it's probably a rare one of 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:31.720 these where the author puts in more than about eight 0:11:31.720 --> 0:11:32.800 hours of actual work. 0:11:33.200 --> 0:11:35.719 Robert Will while I, while I get to the beginning here, 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.560 I would like you to look up the publisher, which 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:39.439 is Winning Publishing dot Com. 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.760 Tell me fun Now that sounds like a real publisher. 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.320 Give me, give me, give me any any. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.360 That sounds like it's not just a Peter theal cut out. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:55.200 Anyways, the book starts with a inscription from President Doctor J. Trump, 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.160 because of course, well. 0:11:58.160 --> 0:12:01.480 I mean keep it in the family. So it's owned 0:12:01.559 --> 0:12:04.640 by Donald. 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:09.120 By Donald Trump Junior and someone named Sergio Sergio Gore, 0:12:09.720 --> 0:12:10.880 which is what I would make. 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:12.960 An Italian horror movie director. 0:12:13.080 --> 0:12:15.559 I would name a bad guy that in like one 0:12:15.600 --> 0:12:17.160 of the early Marvel movies. 0:12:18.559 --> 0:12:21.320 Yeah, Sa fashion stan As I'm looking at. 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:26.679 Forty less than Oh, that is not a Surgio. Look 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:30.800 at that man's face. Jesus Christ. I found his Twitter 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:35.200 and I'm sorry. He's I'll pop my screen, My god, 0:12:35.480 --> 0:12:43.000 look at this. Look at this dude to be screen 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:46.880 really fast. I'm working on it. Look, we're not we're 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:49.680 not in the body shaming here thing. But like some 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:52.640 names are just clearly the wrong name for a person, 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.600 and this is one of them. This is just not 0:12:56.240 --> 0:12:59.240 this is not a proper Sergio. I'm sorry. Look at this. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:02.600 Look at that. You know that's a sea. Absolutely, that's 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:05.800 that's a guy who was born and raised in Germany, 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:09.400 had to leave in late nineteen forty five for some reason, 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:13.760 moved to Argentina and started calling himself Sergio. That's the 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:15.840 kind of Sergio that is. 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:21.000 I was unbelievable because he's clearly committed to the conservative 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:26.000 school of Twitter pictures for men. Yea, the yeah, the 0:13:26.000 --> 0:13:28.880 sunglasses out the window at an unflowed like the gen 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:29.720 X selfie. 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.800 It's just what he's he's well passed for. 0:13:33.400 --> 0:13:38.119 If you were doing a movie about like hidden like Nazis, 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:42.520 vampires living underground, you could like, this is a guy 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:44.440 who you could show that picture and then show a 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.920 picture of the same guy in like an SS uniform 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:49.160 in nineteen forty three, and that would be like the 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:51.400 big moment. We're like, oh my god, it's the same guy. 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:54.480 He's identical. You realize they've been vampires the whole time. 0:13:54.760 --> 0:13:56.960 That's how this man looks. That's Sergio Gore. 0:13:57.240 --> 0:14:01.000 He's got his air pods in he sure, wow, take 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:02.240 them out for the picture. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:06.199 Bro, What are you doing? What is wrong with you? 0:14:06.520 --> 0:14:09.880 Anyways? Marjorie Taylor Green has been one of the most 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:11.280 ferce warriors. 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:17.200 Okay, sorry, oh no. 0:14:17.600 --> 0:14:17.840 It up. 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.120 I'm just looking at post you. 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:24.600 Doom scroll, I'll read Marjorie tay This is a quote 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:27.800 from former President Donald de Trump, which she does not 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:29.200 include the former part in her book. 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:29.920 Uh. 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.440 Marjorie Taylor Green has been one of the most fierce 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.160 warriors in Congress for America First and it all and 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:38.120 all it stands for. Despite the onslot of attacks from 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:41.560 the Marxist Democrats and the fascists in the media, Marjorie 0:14:41.600 --> 0:14:44.520 refuses to back down and never stops fighting. She stands 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:50.240 with the all caps people, not the politicians on all caps. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:54.320 Her America First credentials are forged in steel, and with 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:58.200 fighters like her, we will make America great again. Jesus Christ. 0:14:58.360 --> 0:15:00.320 I just got really distracted by. 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:03.920 The by Trump. I'm actually extremely angry by this because 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.080 they've taken a quote from Galaxy Quest, which I would 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:10.600 say is one of the chief accomplishments of our civilization. 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.680 Is that movie, and of course he co opted it, and. 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:15.520 Of course he co opted it. I'm livid. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:18.760 God, never give up, never surrender. 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:20.360 I don't know how to move on for that. 0:15:20.440 --> 0:15:22.640 But anyways, no, no, no, let's let's just let's just go 0:15:22.760 --> 0:15:25.800 right on. Because we've looked into Sergio Gore. That's good 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:28.160 to know. I think we have an understanding of who 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:28.880 he is as a man. 0:15:29.200 --> 0:15:31.160 Thank to Sergio for making this possible. 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.560 So I'm in the table of choosing to believe the 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.360 song Hey Sergio by Street Light Man. Well, it was 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.160 originally Thomas Kownacky with Catch twenty two, but you get you. 0:15:39.240 --> 0:15:40.880 It's been with a bunch of bands, but I'm choosing 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:44.560 to believe it's about him, Paul. That song is gets 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:46.160 more relevant every year. Jamie. 0:15:46.240 --> 0:15:49.320 It's a good song, it's a perfect it's just a 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:52.520 wild The apex of sky as an art form. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.240 Okay, thank you. 0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.080 There's seventeen chapters. I'd like each of you to guess 0:15:58.640 --> 0:16:01.720 the closest you can to chapter titles. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:03.960 You know what I think we're gonna do first, Sophie 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.000 is we're gonna pull to ads real quick, and then 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:15.040 we'll come back and do that. Fair enough, we're back, Sophie. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:17.120 Let's let's go through those chapters. 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:19.360 No, no, I want you to take a take a guess. 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:21.440 What's one of the there's seventeen things. 0:16:21.560 --> 0:16:24.480 One of them's got to be about trans people, right, I. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:28.920 Mean probably, but there's not a direct title. Oh, I'm 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:32.880 gonna I'm gonna guess it's Protect Child's Innocence. 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:35.320 Protect, Protect Child's Innocence. Yeah, that's probably the trans one. 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:39.080 There's gonna gotta be one on the border, protect us 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:44.520 from I stop uh white genocide. I don't know what 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:45.520 the fuck she'd title that. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:48.440 I tripped AOC in the lunch room and I do 0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.160 it again. That's that would be called no Green deal 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:55.840 there were Yeah. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.760 Anyways, the first the first section is called Blue Jeans 0:16:58.800 --> 0:16:59.680 and Big Dreams. 0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:05.080 Yeah, wow, Blue Jeans and Big dream Okay, which kind. 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.800 Of Lana del Rey coded I know, I thought a 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:10.200 lot of a lot of the right is these days, 0:17:10.240 --> 0:17:14.639 a lot of like the yeah, including del Rey was 0:17:14.680 --> 0:17:16.560 always pretty problematic Jamie. 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:17.919 That was what made her music. 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:20.160 For you know, gotta tell me a fan of herst 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:21.440 there's something at my head. 0:17:22.640 --> 0:17:26.080 Anyways, let's get started here. It starts with call me 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:29.680 is No. Everyone has their favorite pair of blue jeans. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:31.280 We have. 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:34.200 A single pair of blue jeans. 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:38.120 You you haven't worn hard pants in like. 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:42.000 If I know that's not true, I got I got 0:17:42.000 --> 0:17:44.200 hard pants made with my suit that I want. 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:44.960 That is true. 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:46.879 That is a couple of days I wore that a 0:17:46.920 --> 0:17:49.640 couple of days that the DNC and RAN I could. 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.640 Someone to find hard pants for me for it just really. 0:17:52.440 --> 0:17:54.600 Anything that needs a belt to stay up. 0:17:55.040 --> 0:17:57.360 Yeah, okay, hard pants. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:17:59.199 I just hope you know that you two are the 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:00.600 only people that have ever said that. 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:03.280 We've had a lot of conversations about this because it's 0:18:03.320 --> 0:18:04.760 actually one of Robert's like. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:07.280 I wear exclusively pajamas. 0:18:07.320 --> 0:18:08.200 Yeah, He's like. 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.240 Yeah, he's wearing pajamas right now. 0:18:10.560 --> 0:18:12.360 You know, you know how I always say I work 0:18:12.400 --> 0:18:14.200 hard so my dog is a better life. Robert works 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:15.960 hard so he doesn't have to wear hard pants. 0:18:16.480 --> 0:18:17.439 Okay, yeah, okay. 0:18:17.800 --> 0:18:19.760 It was a decision I made when some guys shot 0:18:19.800 --> 0:18:21.479 at me one time where I was like, I almost 0:18:21.480 --> 0:18:23.960 died in uncomfortable pants. I'm never doing that again. 0:18:24.320 --> 0:18:28.240 Anyways. Everyone has their favorite there. I'm not going to 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:31.000 get through botes of this book, but I'm with her 0:18:31.080 --> 0:18:34.520 so far. We have our preferred brands and go to styles. 0:18:34.560 --> 0:18:36.840 You can wear them to school, a date night, a game, 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:39.240 a party, a dance, or to go to work, whether 0:18:39.280 --> 0:18:41.480 you're changing the oil under a lifted truck on the 0:18:41.600 --> 0:18:43.520 job site or going to the office. 0:18:43.600 --> 0:18:46.840 Shit, you've never changed your own oil, Marginal, We don't 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:48.160 even know whe Like. 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:50.919 She's really painting a picture of her as like a 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:52.520 Julia Roberts character. 0:18:53.000 --> 0:18:56.320 It's such a twenty years ago populism where it's like, 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:59.399 I don't wear my blue jeans to a fancy dinner. 0:18:59.440 --> 0:19:03.360 You know you can tow You can even wear them 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.639 to church. Man, the richest people in the world dressed 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:10.480 like ship. Now it's fine, nobody nobody is a dick 0:19:10.520 --> 0:19:11.560 about this anymore. 0:19:11.800 --> 0:19:14.880 Some of us slide them on while standing out, balancing 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:17.840 from one foot to the other. Others wiggle into them, 0:19:17.920 --> 0:19:20.720 lying on the bed, sucking in to zip up the 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:23.160 zipper and button the waist lasting. 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:28.520 I don't we're talking about that. You're not selling me 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:31.520 on jeans, to be honest, that neither of those ways 0:19:31.520 --> 0:19:33.840 sound comfortable. Listen, what's easy to put on as a 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:35.240 fucking pair of pajama pants? 0:19:35.320 --> 0:19:37.440 Robert, Yeah, seems like these pants are a little too hard. 0:19:39.080 --> 0:19:47.200 Blue jeans are a staple for all Americans at all times, Okay. 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:50.680 Especially because I don't know, it's that's not the number 0:19:50.680 --> 0:19:52.960