1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame mornings. Hello, Hi, this is Jorban. 2 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:15,200 Speaker 1: I was calling from doctor Toughis. I was looking for Michelle. Yes, 3 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:21,400 Speaker 1: this is her. Hi Michelle, how are you? I'm okay, hopefully. 4 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 1: I just want to check in with you. I'm calling 5 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,080 Speaker 1: with your COVID results. I'm I just want to make 6 00:00:26,079 --> 00:00:28,600 Speaker 1: sure you're feeling okay. No, no, you haven't started sweating 7 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:32,960 Speaker 1: or you and your your your complexion is normal color 8 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: not blue. No, it's it's not blue and should it 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,519 Speaker 1: be DISCOVID? Do that? I will. I'll talk to you 10 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: about why I ask in just a second. Um, your 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: COVID results though, you took your test and you are 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:51,880 Speaker 1: guess what, negative? No COVID. So you're good? Yeah, oh great, good. 13 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: I was going to spend some time with some family members. 14 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: Now I can do that, Okay, I would actually not 15 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: do that right now. Oh why what's going on? Well, 16 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:05,280 Speaker 1: we got your test results. Your COVID test, like I said, 17 00:01:05,360 --> 00:01:08,959 Speaker 1: was negative, but we did find something else that I 18 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: need to discuss with you. And before I go into this, 19 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: your your skin is not any other color than just 20 00:01:15,560 --> 00:01:19,760 Speaker 1: what it normally is. It's not blue or pinkish. No, 21 00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 1: not pink. Okay, good? Well, no, all right, I'm sorry 22 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:27,920 Speaker 1: I should have I should probably tell you what we 23 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: found before I start trying to assess your symptoms. Yeah, 24 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:39,080 Speaker 1: so you have Buenos aireus fever. Buenos aireus fever. Yes, 25 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: Buenos Aires fever. Oh my god, I've never heard of that. 26 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 1: Well is it? You know it's it's it's very rare. 27 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:53,960 Speaker 1: And well, have you traveled out of the country recently? No? Okay, 28 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,760 Speaker 1: have you? Um, there's really only a few ways that 29 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: you could get it. So, uh, have you eaten rock hat? No? 30 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:07,360 Speaker 1: I can't say that I have. Okay, Well, I'm just 31 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,560 Speaker 1: trying to figure out how you might have come in 32 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 1: contact with it. But can you just tell me if 33 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,680 Speaker 1: I need to go to the emergency room? Okay, So, 34 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,119 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know, I do have to to warn 35 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,359 Speaker 1: you and say I know this can be disturbing, but 36 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: I try to remain calm because I would hate to 37 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:26,799 Speaker 1: see your eyes start to leak. What are you talking about? Well, well, 38 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: with the Buenos Aires fever, that usually the first symptom 39 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:33,440 Speaker 1: is a bright orange liquid that will start dripping from 40 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: your eyes. Not a big deal, Not a big deal. 41 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,040 Speaker 1: That lats for about four months and then it goes 42 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,800 Speaker 1: away on its own. Four months. You're saying that I'm 43 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:43,079 Speaker 1: going to have orange liquid, like orange juice coming out 44 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,519 Speaker 1: of my face. Yeah, well, yeah, that's a good you know, 45 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 1: that's a good way to describe you. Yeah, just like 46 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,360 Speaker 1: orange juice. But like I said, it's harmless. The thing 47 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: about this Buenos Aires fever is it's really not there's 48 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: really nothing we can do about it. And also it's 49 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,320 Speaker 1: not deadly, but there are some kind of strange symptoms. 50 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,160 Speaker 1: So you probably have a week or two before your 51 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:05,359 Speaker 1: skin turns blue or pink. Like I said, my skin 52 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:08,560 Speaker 1: is gonna be turning blue when I'm gonna be leaking 53 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,520 Speaker 1: orange juice from my eyes, Like I sound like a smurff. 54 00:03:12,120 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 1: But the good news is you'll you'll be blue, and 55 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,520 Speaker 1: you'll have the orange stuff, and you'll be hearing bird 56 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,960 Speaker 1: chirping for only three or four months and then it 57 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: just goes away. It's weird. We can't figure it out, 58 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 1: hearing the birds chirping, Like what how did I even 59 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:29,200 Speaker 1: get this? What? I don't well, I don't know. You 60 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: haven't eaten any rock hat, right, No, who eats rock hat? 61 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,680 Speaker 1: I don't know how else you would have gotten it though. 62 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 1: That's the only way that this So please don't eat 63 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:40,640 Speaker 1: any more rock hat because it's just gonna make it worse. 64 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: Any rock hat. What is your problem? Well, my problem 65 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,520 Speaker 1: is that this is a prank phone call and your 66 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 1: husband set you up for it. That's really my problem. 67 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is actually Jewil from the Jewil 68 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Your husband, Thomas, Yeah, 69 00:03:58,040 --> 00:03:59,880 Speaker 1: he said, you're waiting for your COVID test results, so 70 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,560 Speaker 1: I thought i'd call you until you had something. Way 71 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks.