1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject, 3 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,600 Speaker 1: I do not want to be in his wedding. We'll 4 00:00:10,600 --> 00:00:13,840 Speaker 1: get into that just a few but right now the 5 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,119 Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What's you 6 00:00:17,160 --> 00:00:23,560 Speaker 1: got for us? Mas, Peed on my house, Speed on 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:30,440 Speaker 1: my house. Let's go catt paid on my house. Hello, Hello, 8 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach you. Uh, Mr, I think that's 9 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:39,159 Speaker 1: the name. Yeah, this is this? What's this in regard to? Uh? 10 00:00:39,159 --> 00:00:42,160 Speaker 1: This about a conditioning unit? You did some workoff force 11 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:45,080 Speaker 1: over on uh my household off street. Do you remember 12 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: coming out there last week? Yeah? Yeah, I remember, yeah, right, 13 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:52,199 Speaker 1: my Uh it was a lady that my wife. She 14 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: let you in to come right there? Is their problem? 15 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: Is the problem that is not cooling the wood? No, no, no, no, 16 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:00,920 Speaker 1: it's cooling everything. Fat. I want to tell you, uh 17 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,760 Speaker 1: that you did you did a good job. But I 18 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,759 Speaker 1: got a question for you now. When you was at 19 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 1: the house and you was working on the a condition 20 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:11,039 Speaker 1: out there in the backyard, did you did you happen 21 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: to go on the side of my house and pull 22 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,360 Speaker 1: out and use the bathroom right there on the side. 23 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: Did you go in and you do number one on 24 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Speaker 1: the side of mind. Well, what I'm saying is that 25 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: my wife tells me that when you were there, that 26 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: you you went on the side she was looking out 27 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 1: the winners. She said that when you was there that 28 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 1: you uh and went and used the bath room on 29 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: the side hole. I did what not to what? Right? You? You? You? You? 30 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:46,320 Speaker 1: And you did number one over on the side of 31 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: the house. Not is that something that you did? Say? Man, look, 32 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:53,360 Speaker 1: you got to understand something. All right now, I apologize 33 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:56,000 Speaker 1: if that did happen, but you got to understand something. 34 00:01:56,240 --> 00:01:58,520 Speaker 1: You know, we're down on southe man, and you know 35 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:01,640 Speaker 1: we're talking eighty five and then ninety five degree weather. Man, 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: I got to stay high traded. I got to drink 37 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,160 Speaker 1: a lot of fluids. So you know, with me being 38 00:02:06,200 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 1: the age that I am, I have to drink a 39 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,480 Speaker 1: lot of fluids and to tend to pass through nothing. 40 00:02:10,520 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: Once and once again, I said, I apologize. I understand 41 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:15,239 Speaker 1: all that, but you know what, I can't accept no 42 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,919 Speaker 1: apologies like that. When I got a man, this got 43 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 1: on the side of my house. And then man, I'm 44 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 1: apologizing to you and you coming off on me like 45 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 1: that you didn't and on the side of my house 46 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 1: in front of my wife not looking at young man. 47 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: Now if your ain't show me it was really she 48 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: needs to see some type because you're here. Really ain't 49 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,120 Speaker 1: doing something? You know that happen? Oh you think you're 50 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 1: talking to you? Watching me anyway? Do my work? What 51 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 1: is she hold up that she got to look at 52 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,520 Speaker 1: the old man? Look? Look? Look. All I know is 53 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,960 Speaker 1: I don't want no man at my house in the 54 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:56,919 Speaker 1: hiuth side of the house, back yard. Nothing. Look man, 55 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,080 Speaker 1: let me tell you something, dog, let me tell you something. 56 00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 1: I'm the only per some at my house. You understand me. 57 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 1: You ain't right shot out there looking at me. Look here, fun. 58 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,480 Speaker 1: I'm a professional, Okay. I do my job, and I 59 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:13,359 Speaker 1: take my job with pride. Okay, it's not being professional 60 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: if there's something that I did that's that water running 61 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,600 Speaker 1: through me? Right? Okay, But you don't. You don't at 62 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 1: no other man's house and you at my house and 63 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: my wife sitting there looking at you. I have to wonder, 64 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: now I got a problem with that or what you 65 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: need to help problem with your wife looking at me? 66 00:03:28,639 --> 00:03:31,720 Speaker 1: If that's what I did? You know what you need 67 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 1: to be at home and giving something to look at 68 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: other than looking at me. You don't tell me what 69 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:39,360 Speaker 1: I need to do about my wife. Now, you don't 70 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: go to another man. Man, you know what I'm about 71 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: to lose it all right now you're going, you're gonna 72 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: make You're gonna make me lose a quick. Let me 73 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: let me get my death God, let me get my book. 74 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 1: That's all yeah, right here, you damn right, and let 75 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:02,200 Speaker 1: you know that's that's the shot. You don't at another 76 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: man's house. You don't do that. And people my wife 77 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: looking out the window, and I bet you knew that 78 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:13,840 Speaker 1: them blinds was open. Yo, Manna didn't be real upfit 79 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 1: with these accusations right now, Look, you had you had 80 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 1: what it streight. Now you are, you know where I'm 81 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:24,919 Speaker 1: a you. I will show you what I want you 82 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,400 Speaker 1: to bring your speck over here on feelings I know 83 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: exactly fit you. That y'at on that on that on 84 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:34,720 Speaker 1: that go on, stre I'm gonna come over and I 85 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:38,159 Speaker 1: told that for you. I got something for you. Will 86 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: you make me this regard my defensionism and I'm gonna 87 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:45,000 Speaker 1: come show you with me. Look, man, what you don't 88 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,279 Speaker 1: do is at another man house and that's what you did. 89 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 1: And you know it ain't called for now. You could 90 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:53,479 Speaker 1: have had that hologize. Man, I had to go. I 91 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,279 Speaker 1: told you I drink a lot of fluids in this heat. Man, 92 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: what else do you want me to do? I want 93 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: you to keep it be all flu until you get 94 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,840 Speaker 1: to the service station down the street. But not in 95 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:06,040 Speaker 1: my backyard side of the house and my wife looking 96 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: out the window. Man, what you're talking? If I did 97 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:13,040 Speaker 1: I apologize to accepting in the heil with it, look 98 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,920 Speaker 1: at You're gonna me off and make me do something 99 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 1: up And I'm telling you not, man, I don't told you. 100 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,440 Speaker 1: I don't apologize you. I will come on that kicking. Okay, 101 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:27,360 Speaker 1: you do what. Let me tell you something because it 102 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,040 Speaker 1: is from the edge of your while your wife and 103 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: you and I know you don't. You can't deal with 104 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,280 Speaker 1: the old school. I call you. You're gonna You're gonna 105 00:05:34,279 --> 00:05:38,280 Speaker 1: get your today. You're hit me, You're gonna get Let 106 00:05:38,279 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 1: me take you street to come. Let me tell you 107 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:45,120 Speaker 1: that I got one more thing to say to you. 108 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 1: What you're listening to me? This is nephew tim If 109 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,880 Speaker 1: this is nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 110 00:05:53,240 --> 00:06:00,800 Speaker 1: You just god prank by your boy name. Now you 111 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna get with his You know, I 112 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 1: got a hard computation. I don't need this type of 113 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,280 Speaker 1: my life, man, he said. Man, my boy be out 114 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 1: there fixing a conditions that he doesn't think. He said, Man, 115 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,919 Speaker 1: let me tell you something. He said, be frustrated to 116 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:19,320 Speaker 1: begin with, He said again, McCall man, because I got 117 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: nine you got to do to day. Hey man, you like, yeah, 118 00:06:24,960 --> 00:06:27,120 Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm might not in you. I might not 119 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: you and that Steve hard from damn fools in the morning. 120 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:35,560 Speaker 1: I didn't say, y'all care. Come on, man, I don't 121 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 1: know how I sit back riding laughing and how you 122 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: get people. Y'alln't got me with the same. Oh man, 123 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:46,279 Speaker 1: I enjoy y'all show. Man, y'all keep that good gone work. 124 00:06:46,680 --> 00:06:49,479 Speaker 1: I appreciate. Man. I got one more question to ask you, man, 125 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:53,239 Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio 126 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: show in the land. Well, you know the Steve Morning Show. 127 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:03,919 Speaker 1: You know, this goes out to all the people that 128 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 1: work at you gotta go. This go out to everybody 129 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:13,120 Speaker 1: they're working at people's houses and you know you you 130 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:16,040 Speaker 1: you decide you just want to go in the backyard somewhere. 131 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 1: This this is to you. This is a special tribute 132 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 1: prank for you all that just go anywhere. We're just 133 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 1: whip it out. Yeah, well, y'all ain't ben to come 134 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:33,440 Speaker 1: in my house with them. There were the house. Now 135 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 1: you know, men can't hold it like women. We can't 136 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,680 Speaker 1: can't especially I have to fit it. When your man 137 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:43,280 Speaker 1: say you've got to go, you got to go, and 138 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:48,040 Speaker 1: everybody need to get out to wait. Hey, Temmy, Yes, 139 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I'm really feeling the new season 140 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:56,360 Speaker 1: season four. Come what y'all think. Yes, I'm gonna give 141 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 1: it to you, but I gotta give it to your wife. 142 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:04,000 Speaker 1: Jackie on that with me that time. Yeah, you need 143 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,680 Speaker 1: to help her more often she wouldn't say something, man, 144 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 1: it's how no U be dog my town? All right. 145 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:12,880 Speaker 1: We had did it at five o'clock right then my 146 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:15,240 Speaker 1: boy over his mom, he said, hey, man, it's a 147 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,680 Speaker 1: third I gotta get to the house ready for love 148 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:23,320 Speaker 1: for coming up. I gotta go ready for love coming up. 149 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: Thank you for bringing Chris back. Man, Thank y'all, thank y'all, 150 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: thank you all. Thank y'all, all right, thank you. Nephew. 151 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,920 Speaker 1: Coming up next, Strawberry letter I do not want to 152 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,400 Speaker 1: be in his wedding is the subject. We'll get into 153 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey 154 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: Morning Show.