1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's changing the at home cooking game. 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 1: You've heard of slow cookers, but if that's not slow enough, 3 00:00:13,200 --> 00:00:18,919 Speaker 1: buy the new snail cookershef frozen meat loaf in the 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:21,600 Speaker 1: back of your freezer. Toss that and the snail cooker 5 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:24,279 Speaker 1: and let that thing simmer for nineteen days or more. 6 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:30,720 Speaker 1: He's so tender that I think I'm starting to smell 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: one of the one starting to cook with Laser Stories, 8 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, 9 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:39,560 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 10 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,880 Speaker 1: Those other fry babies just don't. This first laser story 11 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: is out of Europe. A ten month old, state of 12 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 1: the art fire station in Germany burned to the ground yesterday. 13 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,879 Speaker 1: No the reason because it caught on fire and there 14 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,440 Speaker 1: weren't any smoke detectors. 15 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 2: No way, did someone not change the batteries? No, your job. 16 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:04,400 Speaker 1: Apparently the city decided not to install fire alarms inside 17 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 1: the fire station. 18 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:08,120 Speaker 2: Shouldn't that be the first place you'd put. 19 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,880 Speaker 1: Up Apparently there's no code that requires that there because 20 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 1: they're fire put and yeah, they probably just figured it'd 21 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: be fine since there's firefighters around twenty four to seven 22 00:01:17,959 --> 00:01:22,280 Speaker 1: dum as you can imagine. The fire inspector was extremely 23 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:26,679 Speaker 1: upset and told the media this is every firefighter's worst nightmare. 24 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: No one ever wants to have to put out their 25 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 1: own fire station. 26 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, but he said it in German, so he sounded 27 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:33,559 Speaker 2: mad instead. 28 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: It's sad. Thankfully no one was injured. The cause has 29 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:39,240 Speaker 1: not been confirmed, but it might have been a battery 30 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: charger that overheated. 31 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,520 Speaker 2: Oh my god. 32 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: One hundred and seventy firefighters fought the blaze, but it 33 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: was a near total loss. Oh. Damages exceeded twenty two 34 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: million dollars. 35 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:53,440 Speaker 3: How many conversations do you think they had during the 36 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,160 Speaker 3: fighting of that fire about irony? 37 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:56,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot. 38 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to sell a lot of firefighter calendars 39 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: to make that money back. Or they should have just 40 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: called the police to come put the fire out. This 41 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: next laser story is out of Greece. 42 00:02:08,639 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 2: Oh, I want to go here. 43 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,079 Speaker 1: You can make a long list of creepy things an 44 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 1: intruder could do in someone's home. That's not what I thought, 45 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: But this probably wouldn't be something that you'd think of, 46 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: well until now, I guess, because a man in Greece, 47 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:26,440 Speaker 1: was convicted of disturbing his neighbors by repeatedly sneaking onto 48 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:32,600 Speaker 1: their properties to smell their shoes. The man said he 49 00:02:32,639 --> 00:02:38,840 Speaker 1: couldn't explain his actions, but admitted he was greatly embarrassed. Yeah, 50 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: apparently he smelled the shoes of entire families, so no 51 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,720 Speaker 1: one in particular, just whatever shoes he came across, or 52 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:47,639 Speaker 1: I didn't. 53 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 2: Like it, you know, like some people do things that 54 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 2: they don't like too. 55 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: He added that he had no intention of breaking the 56 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: law or harming anybody, and victims confirmed he'd never been aggressive. 57 00:02:57,360 --> 00:03:00,200 Speaker 1: He was given a suspended one month sentence and was 58 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,600 Speaker 1: ordered to get therapy. 59 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 2: Okay, this is one of those people, like, just get 60 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:06,359 Speaker 2: a job at foot locker, man, that's all you gotta do. 61 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 3: Problem, you're constantly taking people's shoes off and. 62 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: On you get a chance. 63 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:13,640 Speaker 2: It seems innocent. 64 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:18,040 Speaker 3: Nobody knows you're supporting his shoe snipping hand like. 65 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 2: There's other ways to. 66 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 1: Rumors are he's looking at moving to a new town 67 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 1: because he says, people here look at me different. Now 68 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 1: you think. 69 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 2: Probably, oh body, I'm sorry. 70 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:36,520 Speaker 1: Next Lazer stories out of Cranberry Corner Corner Butterball unveiled 71 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,800 Speaker 1: a new turkey for Thanksgiving that a lot of people 72 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:40,240 Speaker 1: are talking about turkey. 73 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 2: I thought there's only one bird. 74 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:48,080 Speaker 1: The big difference between this one and the more traditional 75 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: ones is you don't have to thaw this one out 76 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,880 Speaker 1: just because it's fresh. 77 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,040 Speaker 3: It's never frozen. No, it is frozen, and why would 78 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 3: you not have to thowt because you. 79 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: Can take this one straight out of the free and 80 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: pop it right into the oven. It's called Butterball cook 81 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:09,200 Speaker 1: from frozen. It went real literal with the name there. 82 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 2: Wait for d Why what chemicals did they. 83 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: Put into it? How's it going to melt that ice 84 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: in the mid It's just meant to avoid the common 85 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:18,920 Speaker 1: disaster where you realize you forgot to throw your turkey out. 86 00:04:19,279 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 1: So how is it possible? Butter Ball says it's because 87 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 1: of a specially formulated brine. 88 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 2: Okay, yep, that's what it is. 89 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,080 Speaker 1: And they claim it comes out just as juicy, tender, 90 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: and flavorful as a normal turkey does. 91 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 2: Normal. We just injected it with anti freeze. Yeah, thinks 92 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 2: that was going to be an issue for anybody. 93 00:04:40,960 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 1: We'll deal with this issue in thirty years exactly, they say, 94 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: It's also great for people who don't like touching raw meat, 95 00:04:48,279 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 1: not me. There's no necker giblets in it, so you 96 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:56,159 Speaker 1: don't have to do anything except literally brush the oil 97 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: on it. 98 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 2: And then how the world was crazy because you don't 99 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 2: have the neck and gibble. Yeah, that's how you make 100 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:01,800 Speaker 2: the grade. 101 00:05:01,960 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: The downside is it can't be stuffed. You have to 102 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 1: make the stuffing separately. But if you're buying this kind 103 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 1: of turkey, let's be honest, you were gonna make stove 104 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,719 Speaker 1: top anyway. Express anyway. This next laser stories out of 105 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: Algorithm Alley new report pulled thirty five thousand workers, and 106 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: of the people who use AI at work, the average 107 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:26,680 Speaker 1: person said it now saves them a full sixty minutes 108 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:31,279 Speaker 1: a day. Six zero people are embracing AI. 109 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 2: Now, why would you not say an hour? 110 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,960 Speaker 1: Well, they did the study based on number of minutes. 111 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,880 Speaker 1: So energy and utilities is the industry where it's saving 112 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,240 Speaker 1: the most time, an average of seventy five minutes a day, 113 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,839 Speaker 1: or to make brook happy an hour and fifteen minutes. 114 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:47,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like when you keep calling babies, you know, 115 00:05:47,839 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 3: eighty six months old, like just going years. 116 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 2: That's why we developed a system for larger numbers. 117 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 1: Aerospace and defense ranked last, but still averaged fifty two minutes. 118 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 2: Okay, because it's. 119 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,479 Speaker 1: Okay, okay, the average tech workers at sixty six minutes 120 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: a day. 121 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 2: Okay. I've been thinking about my AI US. 122 00:06:06,279 --> 00:06:07,760 Speaker 3: I try to get it to help us write like 123 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,599 Speaker 3: titles for our podcasts and stuff. Sometimes it is so 124 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,560 Speaker 3: frustrating it wastes all my time. 125 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,720 Speaker 2: And I say, no, God, like that, you idiot, write 126 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,240 Speaker 2: it again. I just end up writing it myself. 127 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 1: Well, that's how you talk to people too, So I 128 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,240 Speaker 1: don't know this is much of a difference. 129 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:21,919 Speaker 2: I mean, only you. 130 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,839 Speaker 1: Twenty seven percent said it's made for a better work 131 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,760 Speaker 1: life balance for them, but twenty three percent said they're 132 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,320 Speaker 1: still doing the same amount of work. It's just different now. 133 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. And how many google it or AI ten times? 134 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 2: How many people didn't respond to the survey, Jeff, everybody? 135 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: I they didn't include that, Thank God, like the one 136 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,760 Speaker 1: hundred percent participation in this. 137 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:43,560 Speaker 2: Wow. 138 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: As for this guy, he uses AI for all of 139 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:51,440 Speaker 1: his dating apps. Now he's the smoothest shelled flirt in 140 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: the pond and at the norths from half yearly sales. 141 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:56,840 Speaker 1: I love that guy. 142 00:06:56,880 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 2: In where was that guy? Greek? 143 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:04,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, snoo shiffer, snooze shoe sniffer it is. That's how 144 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: means Laser Stories has come to an end for the day. 145 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: We'll do it again, same time on Wednesday.