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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking mashups to the next

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Speaker 1: level with a new product called smart Toaster Shoes, sneakers

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Speaker 1: with built in toasters on the side so you can

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Speaker 1: enjoy hot buttery bread while on the go.

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Speaker 2: I love toes. I'd actually run after you just to

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Speaker 2: catch it.

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Speaker 1: The only drawback to the crumbs always get stuck in

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Speaker 1: between your toes.

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Speaker 2: Stories the segment where we read weird news stories.

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Speaker 1: Around the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've

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Speaker 1: got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other lusty krusties just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first Lazer Stories out of Australia, Melbourne Zoo has

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Speaker 1: a very important message for any resident that comes across

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Speaker 1: one of the world's deadliest spiders.

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Speaker 2: Capture it and bring it on in. But no, I

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Speaker 2: did not think that was going to be their message.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: The zoo is actually asking people to go out of

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Speaker 1: the way to find the Sydney funnel Web spider and

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Speaker 1: collect it, and the zoos swears capturing the spiders and

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Speaker 1: their eggsacks is quite safe if done properly.

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Speaker 2: Okay, there's the catch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all you need to do is go out into

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Speaker 1: the cool, damp areas of your garden or check your

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Speaker 1: laundry room. Inside both places the deadly spiders love to

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Speaker 1: in habit. Then locate the eggsack that contains one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty to two hundred baby spider lies, so not.

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Speaker 2: Just one deadly spider, two hundred deadly spiders, cute ones though.

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Speaker 1: Gently scoop it into a container using a spoon, and

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Speaker 1: if you're confident enough, go ahead and throw the adult

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Speaker 1: spider in the container with those eggs too, put a.

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Speaker 2: Little outfit on it. And this is only in Australia.

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Speaker 3: We have boarding signs about picking up hot beverages in

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Speaker 3: our catchack.

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Speaker 2: Why do they want all these spiders?

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Speaker 1: It's all part of their anti venom program and it

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Speaker 1: takes about a one hundred and fifty spiders to produce

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Speaker 1: a single dose of anti venom, so they need a lot.

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Speaker 2: That's a lot of spider milking.

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Speaker 1: The ZOOS program has prevented hundreds of deaths since it started.

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Speaker 1: In fact, not one person has died since it became available,

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Speaker 1: except for the thirteen people trying to catch dead ley.

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Speaker 2: Spiders in their launder room. So it's the in transition period.

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Speaker 2: We appreciate your sacrifice, oh man, Australians are just built differently.

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Speaker 1: There are This next Lazer Show is out of silver

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Speaker 1: Screen Central right now. Everybody's talking about the premiere of

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Speaker 1: the new Wicked movie.

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Speaker 2: We were just talking about it in studio.

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Speaker 3: Tickets.

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Speaker 1: I'm excited it opened soon, starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Rivo.

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Speaker 1: While on TikTok there's this big debate going on about

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Speaker 1: the film. Maybe it's more of a concern and that's

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Speaker 1: audience participation. Oh yeah, singing fans, critics and theater management

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Speaker 1: are all worried enthusiastic audience members may try to sing

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Speaker 1: along during the movie and people do not want that

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Speaker 2: You know about the lul Joe Jump.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, if you're going to go see a musical,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to prepare yourself for people to sing along.

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Speaker 3: That's what you do.

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Speaker 1: Here's one concerned Broadway enthusiasts take on it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, did you hear there's.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be strict rules about the Wicked movie. Several people

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Speaker 3: have made waves pre ranging about what they'll do people

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Speaker 3: sing during the film, which raises some serious questions about

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Speaker 3: contemporary movie theater and acast because they in't buy tickets

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Speaker 3: to hear some random they want to hear a.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 3: Some are saying that they'll yeek out of the theater

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Speaker 3: if they hear you sing along, and they'll regal.

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Speaker 2: And an elbow.

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Speaker 3: Draft House have done singalongs, there's none for Wicked.

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Speaker 2: So suddenly that warning you better not sing during the

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Speaker 2: god damn movie. I just want to watch the movie.

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Speaker 2: But he sang his instructions at very confut. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: saying it not along to the film. Bro, what if

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Speaker 2: I did it?

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Speaker 3: Really? Quoe?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely not like like you heard some Some are saying

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Speaker 1: that they're gonna kick you out of the theater if

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Speaker 1: you try to sing along and ruin the movie for

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Speaker 1: everybody else. I imagineing tap shoes and getting off to

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Speaker 1: be in the aisle.

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Speaker 2: That's different.

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Speaker 3: I mean there should have been a tap kids You're

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Speaker 3: ready one and two practice.

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Speaker 1: Many theater chains say they planned to politely encourage moviegoers

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Speaker 1: to just lip sync if they know the song.

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Speaker 3: I will say that out of all of the musicals,

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Speaker 3: this is one of the hardest soundtracks to sing along too.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of like big vocal runs, and she's

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Speaker 2: I know, I'm saying like if people sing along, it's

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Speaker 2: not gonna be good. Let's go to your next laser story.

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Speaker 1: Out of Portugal, a flight from Lisbon had to make

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Speaker 1: an emergency landing.

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Speaker 2: For a bizarre reason.

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Speaker 1: Apparently, more than one hundred and thirty hamsters busted loose

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Speaker 1: of their holding containers and overtook the plane.

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Speaker 2: The station ever Alexis is because so break out.

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Speaker 1: Air Portugal was making a very important delivery of one

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Speaker 1: hundred and thirty two hamsters, some ferrets and cage birds ferret.

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Speaker 2: When the fuzzy little.

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Speaker 1: Creatures were able to chew their way through their boxes

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Speaker 1: and climb up into the main cabin, it's like.

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Speaker 2: A comedy movie. Its like it.

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Speaker 1: Began when a flight attendant thought she saw something scurry

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Speaker 1: across the aisle. After a quick investigation with a flashlight,

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Speaker 1: from underneath a passenger seating hands.

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Speaker 2: They're just eating some of the peanuts.

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Speaker 1: So the plane had to make an emergency landing because

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Speaker 1: the hamsters were everywhere, crawling on headsets, on top of

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Speaker 1: the drink car. A few even had managed to get

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Speaker 1: into the front seat pockets of a reclinable chair. It

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Speaker 1: took five days to find them all, and because they

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Speaker 1: were hamsters, the plane's not been cleared to fly yet

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Speaker 1: because maintenance has to do a thorough check of the

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Speaker 1: wiring to make sure no rodents chewed through any of

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Speaker 1: the electrical system.

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Speaker 2: Okay, worried they go in your backpack and.

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Speaker 3: You take one home on accident.

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Speaker 2: I'd be excited gay lunch.

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Speaker 1: They need to get it fixed soon, though, because next

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Speaker 1: month they're going to be delivering thirty two promiscuous otters

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Speaker 1: trying to join the mile high Click next Laser stories

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Speaker 1: out of Turkey Day USA. There's a question bouncing around

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Speaker 1: the internet these days. If you could only have five

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Speaker 1: food items for Thanksgiving, what five would you choose? And Brooke,

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Speaker 1: I want you to tell me what you think the

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Speaker 1: people would say, Not.

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Speaker 2: You, the people.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I think that people are going to say, mashed potatoes.

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Speaker 2: Okay, ask for five.

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Speaker 1: That's mass potato, potato, stuffy turkey, turkey, mac cheese, account

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Speaker 1: mac and cheese, mac.

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Speaker 2: And cheese, and it's bravy one thing, oh gravy. Definitely yes,

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Speaker 2: mac and cheese and gravy. All right, let's go over it.

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Speaker 1: The five Thanksgiving staples that got the most votes and

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Speaker 1: if brook gets them all right, Jose gives her a

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Speaker 1: big forehead kissam.

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Speaker 2: Number one Turkey Yeah check. Eighty three percent put it

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Speaker 2: on their list. Brook out that right.

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Speaker 1: Number two stuffing, fifty five percent have it down as

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Speaker 1: a must have stuffing.

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Speaker 2: Number three we go mashed potato. Yes, forty love them.

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Speaker 2: They're one of my mount Rushmore is of all because

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Speaker 2: I almost said spe potatoes instead of mac and cheese.

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Speaker 2: You guys push me into mac and cheese. I'm worried.

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Speaker 1: Number four pumpkin pie. Thirty want that in their mouths

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Speaker 1: and will brook still get the last one?

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Speaker 2: Hand gravy sneak sat Number five. I mean to be fair,

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Speaker 2: I would have said pecan pie. Anyway, It's official.

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Speaker 1: Nothing green made this list, which makes one show member

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Speaker 1: pretty upset. He encourages everyone to go green for Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: As long as he's not on the menu himself, and

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Speaker 2: that Sow means the Laser Stories has come to an

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Speaker 2: end of the day. We're gonna do it again, same

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Speaker 2: time on Friday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning