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Speaker 1: All right, everybody knows I love my fantasy sports. Everybody

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and tell you I know

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Speaker 1: everything about golf. I know about competition, I know about winning.

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Speaker 1: I know about the thrill of victory and the agony

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Speaker 1: of defeat in all fantasy sports. I know about it

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Speaker 1: in life too, but that's a different subject. Okay, Now

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Speaker 1: I got my man. I got a caddy who's gonna

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Speaker 1: help walk me through and essentially help walk you through

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Speaker 1: the winning ways for the first major tournament of the

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Speaker 1: golf season. Okay, my guy b Rando. He's from Long Island. Now,

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Speaker 1: I played golf when I was a kid. My grandmother, Evelyn,

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Speaker 1: Grandma Evelyn. May she rest in peace, May she sleep well,

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Speaker 1: rest well. I know she's always looking over me. That's

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Speaker 1: a whole other story. To play with her out at

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Speaker 1: the Lawrence Golf Club and Lawrence, Long Island. My caddie,

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Speaker 1: Brandon b Rando, he's out there now. I'm gonna give

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Speaker 1: him a call, get some tips, get my line up straight,

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Speaker 1: because I'm taking on all comers. No, Bruno, I'm taking

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Speaker 1: on all comers. We're doing a fifty man golf tournament,

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Speaker 1: a fifty man fantasy golf tournament. You think the gringo

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Speaker 1: man Dingo just knows about basketball and football? Huh no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no. You think you know so much about sports.

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Speaker 1: Step onto the lynx. Huh I got a monk pycage.

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Speaker 1: Shut up right at the links, starting at a part five. Okay,

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Speaker 1: me and you, we do it, fifty man or one man,

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Speaker 1: all in, We're doing it at Draft Kings. I'm about

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Speaker 1: to call my guy b Rando. We're gonna figure out

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Speaker 1: who I'm gonna pick and how I'm gonna win, how

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat you. I'm gonna destroy you. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: ruin your weekend for the first major tournament of two

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Speaker 1: thousand seventeen right now, Brandon, are you there, I'm here,

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Speaker 1: all right. I'm just gonna call you my personal fantasy

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Speaker 1: golf caddy. Okay, that's fine by me. I've I've had

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Speaker 1: some caddying experience in the past. All Right, all right,

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Speaker 1: all right, so let me let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 1: That we got the first major golf tournament coming up.

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Speaker 1: I told the people listen, I ain't no fantasy golf expert,

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Speaker 1: but you know what, I am an expert at brandon.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I'm an expert at winning, kicking ass,

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Speaker 1: and taking names. So so so for somebody who's never

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Speaker 1: played fantasy golf in Layman's terms, explained to me, explained

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Speaker 1: down me the gringo man dingo, please go ahead. Alright,

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Speaker 1: So a couple main rules that I applied to fantasy

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Speaker 1: golf on draft kings. Two things. You've got six players

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Speaker 1: playing that week. Now. The Masters is at Augusta every year,

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Speaker 1: in my golf bag, you got like bananas I need dad,

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Speaker 1: the picks We're gonna go with, Brandon? How do I

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to give the people is like, listen, you

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Speaker 1: gonna give you the information. Now you do with it

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Speaker 1: So let's start with the top three players up there.

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Speaker 1: Jordan's Speef close second favorite, even though he's two hundred

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Speaker 1: Rory McElroy. He hits it so far, just like Dustin Johnson.

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Speaker 1: they're the three most expensive players in DraftKings. I would

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Speaker 1: Guy has it, does everything well, has finished fifth and

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Speaker 1: Hideki Matsiama also a strong pick. A couple more top picks.

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Speaker 1: I would mention Justin Rose been around for a while,

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Speaker 1: So I'd expect people to take Rom. Now, what about

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Speaker 1: what do you got for me? Because I'm not not

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Speaker 1: shake cans and kiss fucking babies. I'm not out of

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Speaker 1: to kiss your baby. Okay, nobody's babies getting kissed. My

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Speaker 1: So a couple of mid tier guys that are like

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Speaker 1: Brandt Sneddeker at eight thousand, reasonably priced. He is. He's

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Speaker 1: He's been playing well this year. The other guy I

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Speaker 1: like his Paul Casey seventy hundred bucks. He is a

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Speaker 1: Kevin Kisner at UH sixty hundred bucks. So Kisner was

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Speaker 1: I really like is Mark Leishman. He won that tournament

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Speaker 1: You think I got anything out of coaching summer league

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Speaker 1: getting no thank you. Kiss my ass, Mike and shave

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Speaker 1: that dusty ass hitler mustache off. Take this fucking clipboard

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Speaker 1: and shove it up your ass. I'm about to make

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Speaker 1: Georgetown starter jackets fresh again and get this Hoya paranoia

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Speaker 1: ship popping finally, Sincerely, Georgetown basketball head coach Patrick Ewing. Wow,

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Speaker 1: I like that. That's that that's how I that's how

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Speaker 1: I would think he would feel. Wow, that was intense, man,

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Speaker 1: that was intense. I mean, funck man, Patrick Ewingman. That

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Speaker 1: was while I was Patrick Ewing's resignation letter to the

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Speaker 1: Charlotte Bobcats and two owner Michael Jordan's man. I who, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the way. Yeah, Pat's been uh skipped over for

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Speaker 1: for fifteen years. Good. I'm glad he got that gig, yo.

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Speaker 1: But now is the hard job. It's a hard job.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, let this man rest, you know.

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Speaker 1: And you know what's interesting about Patrick ewing um as

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Speaker 1: soon as he got the job as the head coach

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Speaker 1: in Georgia, and this is the show, how insignificant and

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00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: how much of a fool they've been playing Patrick for.

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Speaker 1: He left immediately. If they really needed him, you think

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Speaker 1: he would leave immediately. He knows they've been playing him

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Speaker 1: for a fool, so he wrote this letter or a resignation,

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Speaker 1: and he left on the first thing smoking. Apparently he

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Speaker 1: wrote this handwritten letter to m j from a greyhound

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Speaker 1: busting now uncomfortable. He must have been on a greyhound bus,

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Speaker 1: but he was ready to get the funk out of there.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations Patrick, ewing the ci Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. We'll

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Speaker 1: be right back. We're talking about geno ormina or or

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Speaker 1: or or amina whatever funk. That guy's name is Yukon Coach.

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Speaker 1: We got some sick funks of the week and a

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Speaker 1: stereo podcast. We're back. Um, we just revealed Patrick Ewing's

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Speaker 1: resignation letter two. Michael Jordan's sounds pissed, but I get it. Um.

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Speaker 1: Speaking of the New York Knicks, g did you see

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Speaker 1: on the seventeenth year anniversary of Chris Child's famously two

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Speaker 1: piecing Kobe Bryant's jaw he chin checked him with a

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Speaker 1: boom boom. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. The same day

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Speaker 1: was also a day that will go down uh more

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Speaker 1: shame At Madison Square Garden. They wanted to do a

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Speaker 1: celebration for the nine NBA Finals team that Chris Childs

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Speaker 1: was on but not invited to. Okay, he was on

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Speaker 1: that team but not invited to he was a Nick

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Speaker 1: when he two pieced Kobe Right the eighteenth anniversary of

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Speaker 1: the NBA Finals team that went to the finals but lost,

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Speaker 1: skinny genification moment of the fucking week. No, I disagree?

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Speaker 1: Oh why do you disagree? I want to tell you why.

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Speaker 1: I want to put it up a skinny gunification moment

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Speaker 1: of the week. Why are we celebrating a team that lost?

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Speaker 1: I know they did it, they were they were not

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Speaker 1: get all the things. Why but this is not dope

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Speaker 1: like do it on the twentieth year or the fifteenth year. Well,

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Speaker 1: why why are you celebrating a team that inevitably lost

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Speaker 1: on the eighteenth year? Why do you disagree with that

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Speaker 1: as the skinny gunification moment of the week? Please Mr Moody,

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Speaker 1: Because because they were honoring that team that were they

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Speaker 1: were the eighth seed and they made it to the finals.

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Speaker 1: Everyone knows they didn't win, but that was that was

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Speaker 1: an accomplishment for for that Nick team and it was

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00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 1: a colorful team. Alan Houston, latrelle Um, Marcus can be LJ.

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Speaker 1: So the Knicks needs something, you know what I'm saying.

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00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: And that team uh still resonates in Cat's heart. Man.

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Speaker 1: So that's why And I like them dudes, And I

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Speaker 1: understand why why the Knicks did that. I I get

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00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 1: that it resonates in my heart, But why the eight

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Speaker 1: teams here? Why not do it on the twentieth year. See,

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Speaker 1: if the Knicks were going to the playoffs, you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: be having this bullshit ceremony on a Sunday. If it

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Speaker 1: was really significant, you wouldn't ben doing. Of course, I

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Speaker 1: love that team. They were in eight seed. Yeah they

510
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: did with Miami Patrick was injured. Yeah, Alan hit that shot.

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Speaker 1: That was a magical season. And the fact that the

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Speaker 1: Nick suck and and and Derek Rhodes is out again. Yo,

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00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: and then Dolan throws out Oakley this year. You know,

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Speaker 1: you have to do something for the corporate image, the

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Speaker 1: Nick image, And this is that team where he had

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Speaker 1: to bring guys back and Childs wasn't back because he

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00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 1: sided with Oakley. Well, then they should all they should

518
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Speaker 1: all be like, nah, either the whole team comes or nah.

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00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: It's it's just it's just showing and and and amplifying

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00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: and adding fuel to to the dress and and to

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Speaker 1: the disaster and to the mess that is currently going

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Speaker 1: on with the New York Knicks. So they invite some

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Speaker 1: of the It's not like Chris was a bum. He was.

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Speaker 1: He was a starter on that He was a big

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Speaker 1: part of that team. He two pieced Kobe Bryant. Yeah. Yeah,

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00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,840
Speaker 1: that that team is terrible. Man, That Nick franchise is

527
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Speaker 1: really like an embarrassment now to the NBA kind of

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Speaker 1: so yo, I don't know what's gonna happen. Man, I know, man,

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Speaker 1: I know, man, it's it's it's messed up. Um. Gina

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Speaker 1: worri Emma. I said his name right. See, I don't

531
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Speaker 1: try to say his name wrong. Gino wi Emma the

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Speaker 1: coach of Yukon's women, the Yukon women's basketball team that

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Speaker 1: won a hundred and eleven games straight. Lost lost the

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Speaker 1: other night Friday night. They lost it overtime. Gino got

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Speaker 1: out coached. Okay, his team wasn't ready and he didn't

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Speaker 1: prepare his team for a battle. He didn't prepare his

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Speaker 1: team for for a hard four team. He didn't prepare

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Speaker 1: his team for overtime. They looked like shipping overtime. They

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Speaker 1: look scared to death. Oh, Mr coach didn't didn't have

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Speaker 1: him prepared. Now, I watched the g This isn't I

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Speaker 1: watched you with my own eyes. They weren't prepared, they

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Speaker 1: were nervous. They're so used to beating teams by seventy

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Speaker 1: three points that when a team finally said fuck you

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Speaker 1: Gino Okay, I'm pretty sure that's what the team said.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't read this this this one girl's lips. But

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Speaker 1: at one point I thought she said over to Gino Ori,

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Speaker 1: um fuck Eugeno again. I can't condemn. But the point

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Speaker 1: guard was about that life. Short little point guard. She

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Speaker 1: she was about that life. And they beat their ass.

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Speaker 1: They beat their ass. Yeah, Mississippi State, I'm glad they

551
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Speaker 1: bust their beat Motherfucker's by sixty and fifty. And then

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00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,080
Speaker 1: getting up on the news and ESPN acting like you

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Speaker 1: John F. Kennedy or one of the motherfucker's talking crazy like, oh,

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Speaker 1: we well, we try not yo. Remember when me and

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Speaker 1: you played rap you we you never try to make

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Speaker 1: an opponent look bad. The coaches always said, nah, we're

557
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,720
Speaker 1: not gonna pour it on. They always pulled off the pedal.

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Speaker 1: This motherfucker trying to beat Motherfucker's by eight. Glad you

559
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Speaker 1: got your ass bus by these five black girls. I

560
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Speaker 1: told you you need some good black girls to beat

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Speaker 1: your ass, and that's what happened. Good, good, good Mississippi State. Uh.

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Speaker 1: They they had a six ft seventh center. She was

563
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,760
Speaker 1: about that life. And their point guard I can't remember

564
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Speaker 1: her name, but I think they are little. Her nickname

565
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: was itty Bitty. I'm serious. She was like five to

566
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Speaker 1: now and and women's basketball, that's you know, that's small.

567
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,880
Speaker 1: That's like a five seven dude. That's like Nate Robinson.

568
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: So they went out there and and and no bullshit.

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Speaker 1: They were not prepared for overtime. They were not prepared

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Speaker 1: for a hard fought battle. And Gino ori Emma, dust

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Speaker 1: yourself off, you fuck you. He was smiling after the game.

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00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: He had that shit eating grin. He didn't know what

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Speaker 1: the fund did, he thought. He was like in a

574
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Speaker 1: state of shock. You didn't win. Wipe that fucking smile

575
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Speaker 1: off your face, Go eat some fucking pasta and go

576
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: get your fucking shine box. You cock sucker, you, you

577
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Speaker 1: cock sucker. Gino are Emma, you owe me fifty fucking

578
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: Dallas since nineteen seventy three. Take that fucking smile off

579
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Speaker 1: your fucking face, bring my fucking car in front, and

580
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,759
Speaker 1: take the fucking baseball bat out because I'm gonna take

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Speaker 1: it to your fucking feet. You got your fucking ass

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Speaker 1: olds cracked a hundred and living winds. I don't give

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00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,359
Speaker 1: a funk about a hundred and eleven winds. You owe

584
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Speaker 1: me fifty dollars, you cox sucker you. Yeah, that's right.

585
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: And he and he was talking about, Oh, he's so

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00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 1: gracious in defeat. What else is he gonna beat? He

587
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: fucking lost, right, they're always they're aways hyping this guy

588
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: like he's like he's otherworldly. He's so gracious and defeat.

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Speaker 1: Get the funk outta here, all right, Gee, I've been

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Speaker 1: talking a lot. I hear you, man um, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of But what else you got? Man? You keep talking,

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00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 1: man Um, there's a whole lot of mo um. Matter

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Speaker 1: of fact, I'm gonna take this moment to uh ask

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Speaker 1: the producers of the Iron Reports stereo podcast the Think

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Speaker 1: Tank Um too. Cue the Sick Funk of the Weak music.

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Speaker 1: This award is earned, not giving, and it's called the

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Speaker 1: Sick fucking a Week. This guy is really sick. Lock

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Speaker 1: him up? How could you do? Don't let him out? Damn?

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00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 1: When you fuck the door, you want you fuck the door?

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Speaker 1: Why would you fuck the dog? Why would you fuck

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend's dog? What sick fuck? The sick funk of

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Speaker 1: the week, it's earned, earned, not giving you did what? No, no, no, Yes,

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00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: this is the sick funk of the week. If you

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Speaker 1: never listened to the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, and I

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00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: know there's there's some new jacks. Um, welcome, welcome. The

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00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: sick Funk of the Week is an award that is earned,

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00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: not given, earned, not given. Um, we only give this

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00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: award to the special, special few that are real sick fox. Uh,

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00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 1: this is this happening in New York City. Um, he

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00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: was in the train station in uptown. Um, there's a guy.

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00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 1: There's a guy up there, who's who's this is? This

612
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,839
Speaker 1: guy exemplifies what it is to be a sick fuck. Yea.

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00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: You know there's um, you know there's street performers like

614
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:14,600
Speaker 1: those guys out there. There's they do all sorts of stuff.

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00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: They juggle. You got opera singers, You've got kids playing

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00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 1: the bucket, the drums, you got people playing the flute,

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00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,239
Speaker 1: people singing, people doing performance are all sorts of ship. Well,

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Speaker 1: in a hundred forty fish Street in Harlem. If if

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Speaker 1: you've never been in New York a hundred forty fisheries

620
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:35,439
Speaker 1: uptown by the one train. Yeah, emerged. This guy's gotta

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Speaker 1: be a top twenty six funck of the week. This cocksucker.

622
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:43,360
Speaker 1: He was well dressed, uh, in a suit, and he

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Speaker 1: had his guitar. Okay, and he was playing his guitar

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00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 1: and a passer buyer was gonna tip him. Okay, m hm.

625
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 1: And and as she she came by, he stopped playing

626
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:02,440
Speaker 1: his guitar and started playing with his loaf. He started

627
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 1: choking the chicken. Okay, she saw what was going on. Uh,

628
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: soon realized that this guy was a sick fuck, and

629
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: she ran. Obviously, you see a guy in a suit

630
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 1: playing a guitar. He stopped playing it and he whips

631
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: out his loaf to get a light t This is

632
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: this is unimaginable. M hmm. You're not You're not George Benson, motherfucker.

633
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 1: And this sick funck is on the loose. He's about

634
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,279
Speaker 1: a forty five years old. Look for this cock suck.

635
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: He's a small guy, five five thirty pounds. So we're

636
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 1: gonna try to stop crying with this sick fuck. We

637
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:44,160
Speaker 1: want to catch this guy. He's uptown he fancies himself

638
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 1: some sort of you know, Argentinian guitarists or something like that.

639
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: And meanwhile he's choking his chicken in between songs. So

640
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: we're gonna try to get this guy. We got an

641
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:57,959
Speaker 1: A p B for the sick Funk of the Week,

642
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: thank you. Um the next one I got for you,

643
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: Mr Moody. Yeah, let's be here that this is in

644
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 1: Tennessee sick Funk of the Week. He works at Walmart.

645
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: I don't know why. See, there's no rationale in the

646
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:16,319
Speaker 1: sick fox. Okay, and and and nine times out of

647
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: ten when they are caught, they actually do look like

648
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 1: sick fox. And it's not out of context. It's like

649
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: if you just put their pictures on the wall and

650
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: be like, who would you imagine is a candidate for

651
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: a six Funk of the Week. Usually usually you could

652
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,799
Speaker 1: pick him out just just just on looks alone. A

653
00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: guy in Tennessee at a Walmart. Okay, Henderson'sville, Tennessee. Okay,

654
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: he pissed. Okay, he pissed on fifty pairs of children's

655
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:50,239
Speaker 1: shoes at the Walmart. Why he wanted to piss on

656
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 1: children's shoes? I have no idea if he had to

657
00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: take a piss and couldn't use the bathroom. And let's

658
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: say there was only children shoes, And why not just

659
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: piss in one shoe? Why saw in the whole stock

660
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:06,719
Speaker 1: of shoes? You sick fuck you. They caught this guy, obviously,

661
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: they discarded the shoes. Uh and and and now this

662
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: cocksucker has been charged with a misdemeanor. I think that's

663
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: going light on him. You can't piss in public, you

664
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 1: can't piss on kids shoes. This guy's got coke bottled glasses,

665
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:29,160
Speaker 1: and he looks, he looks nuts. Of course, your man,

666
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:32,400
Speaker 1: Bill Riley, Bill O'Reilly. You know we talked about him

667
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: on the four. He's a wild cowboy. Yeah, he's a

668
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:39,200
Speaker 1: wife beater too. Man, they didn't fire him. Now, I

669
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: don't know what's so dope about Bill O'Reilly. He gets

670
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 1: away with like almost murder. Yeah, um yeah, he's like

671
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: go ahead, he's he's he's like the rabble rouser, you know,

672
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,719
Speaker 1: he's the number one rabble rouser, like like the the

673
00:41:56,800 --> 00:42:00,799
Speaker 1: Trump supporters main guy they who who they go to

674
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 1: is this guy. He's like the p T. Barnum of

675
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 1: all the racist ship. Yea, all the people all the

676
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 1: all that middle ship, that middle American ship. This is

677
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: who they watch. Yeah, this is the dog whistle whisperer, right,

678
00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: he he talks that ship. Well, you know, he was

679
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:21,400
Speaker 1: accused of beating his wife, beating his ex wife, I

680
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: don't know, accused allegedly, you got to say that, accused allegedly. Well,

681
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: Fox News and Bill O'Reilly have paid out more than

682
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: thirteen million dollars in settlements with five women. Yeah, who

683
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: accused this fuck of making lewd comments, propositioning for sex,

684
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: jump offs, freak offs, skull dome, all of it. Thirteen

685
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,440
Speaker 1: million dollars. Okay, Now, if it's just one person, you

686
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: could be like, oh, well he you know, he's famous.

687
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 1: Five come on, man, listen and look. No no discipline,

688
00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: no fire. Another instance of white privilege where you can

689
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:12,640
Speaker 1: do whatever you want, there's no repercussions anything. Look look third, look,

690
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:17,760
Speaker 1: five women, thirteen million dollars plus a wife beating ship

691
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,359
Speaker 1: which was in court. We we reported this ship two

692
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: years ago to pay. The ship was on the docket

693
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: that he grabbed the lady his wife, dragged it down

694
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: the stairs by the neck. Damn and nothing and nothing,

695
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: nothing happens, nothing, Colin Kaepernick kneels to protest the indignities

696
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:43,200
Speaker 1: of black Americans, and he gets his jersey shot and

697
00:43:43,239 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 1: he gets all the ship. He won't he can't get

698
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: a job. You see what I'm saying. This is bullshit,

699
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: This is whack until they start to treat motherfucker's like

700
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: human beings that say, Yo, this is not tolerated. I

701
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: don't give a funk who this guy is. Then you

702
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 1: we was gonna have this sucking ship going on, man

703
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 1: word and people, and people will have no faith because

704
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,439
Speaker 1: this is just straight up blatant in our faces. Why

705
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: isn't this guy suspended at least something like nothing like

706
00:44:17,040 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 1: and then stoking racism, stoken ship, just doing dumb shit

707
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: on the air, yos and in the in the offices.

708
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 1: I don't know why these women be letting him dis

709
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 1: him like that. This is one of those crass individuals

710
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 1: that will say anything to a woman in the office.

711
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,319
Speaker 1: You gotta dis him and get him out of there.

712
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 1: That's the only way they know they learned, like, yo,

713
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 1: we're not tolerating all that. Sorry, Yeah, what's so good

714
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:50,239
Speaker 1: about this guy? Man? He's not he's not dope, he's

715
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: not fresh. Yo, Your girl, Rachel Dolzel. Oh ship Yo,

716
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 1: she's sho. They need to put her in the New

717
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 1: York Psychiatric Institute. She's she's gone. What happened now? She

718
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: was on in CNN. You know, she's doing the the

719
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,319
Speaker 1: the the uh to the the the media, the media tour.

720
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: And it's good because whenever she comes on, people are like,

721
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: they're left a gasp, They're like, what the fund is

722
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: wrong with this? This lady's nuts. She's comparing herself to

723
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: uh To, to Caitlin Jenner and how she's she's like

724
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: a groundbreaker and every category glory of our identity comes

725
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 1: through in its own unique circumstances and all this crazy shit, yo,

726
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: Like I said, man, they uh she said she's trans black.

727
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:50,520
Speaker 1: Now think think about all the the heart the horrors

728
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: that black women went through in this country. And now

729
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: some lunatic will come on in and try to take

730
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:03,800
Speaker 1: their birthright and say, oh, I'm black because I've always

731
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: felt like a black woman. Now I need to ask

732
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: I would ask a black like, what is what does

733
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: that mean? And and and I asked my mom. She

734
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 1: was like, yo, what is that woman talking about? And

735
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: the fact that they they take this woman serious on

736
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: these networks is terrible. This is that funck boy ship,

737
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: This is that that dumb ship instead of just just saying, yo,

738
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 1: get the funk out of here. Man, Yo, you're you're

739
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: from Europe and your moms is from Europe, and you're

740
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:42,799
Speaker 1: you're Norwegian. Right, You're not African American, You're not Nigerian,

741
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: you're not Haitian because you looked at Ebony and you

742
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: you like black people. Now you're black. Get the funk

743
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: out of here. And then in the interview, but they

744
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: let these matt lower and these motherfucker throw these fluff

745
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 1: ball questions. I would be dissing the ship out of

746
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,320
Speaker 1: this bit, yo. It's they need a black host to

747
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 1: question the question. Imagine if if if somebody like Briant

748
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:12,960
Speaker 1: Gumble started saying this ship, you've been kicked off? Yeah, yeah,

749
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,839
Speaker 1: and and he would be ridiculed and mocked. But they

750
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: treat this woman like she's a scholar, like like like, oh,

751
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: everybody could be black, really really, I haven't identified as

752
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: African American, but I have identified as black. Black is

753
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: a culture of philosophy, of political and social view. I

754
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 1: believe race is a social construct. You know, you ain't

755
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: fucking Albert Einstein. Oh this is ship is sounds nuts.

756
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: You're fucking nuts. She's nuts. That that that's all she is.

757
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: She's she's sucking nuts. And when she gets out of hand,

758
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:57,400
Speaker 1: you can go back to be your fucking Melissa Gilbert self.

759
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 1: She looks like Melissa Gilbert. She's black women kid Cagle between,

760
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: Oh I'm I'm white today. No, nobody could do that.

761
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: The only reason you do that is because this is

762
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: that white privileged ship and you're putting on the fucking

763
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 1: costume that the funk. Yo, this bitch is crazy. She's nuts. Yeah,

764
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I'm I'm gonna call out this woman. Man, uh,

765
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: there's a woman. She wrote this for the New York

766
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 1: Daily News. Now and now, obviously the New York Daily

767
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 1: News is three steps away from you know, the Star magazine. Okay,

768
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:40,719
Speaker 1: so so when when when this woman group grew up

769
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,560
Speaker 1: treating to be a writer, she didn't plan on being

770
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: a tabloid sort of a writer for the New York

771
00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:51,799
Speaker 1: Daily News. But that's not what this is about. This

772
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: is about that player hating ship. This is about not

773
00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: letting a stick man stick. This is not letting a

774
00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:01,319
Speaker 1: Skeeter Ski Gavin ross Stale. Gavin Russell is a rock

775
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:04,240
Speaker 1: and roll dude. Okay, he was married to Gwen Stefani.

776
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 1: They had a breakup. I think I think my man.

777
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 1: He was in the group called Bush, very successful group.

778
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't funk with Bush. I have no problem with

779
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: him or without them. Okay. I don't know nothing about

780
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 1: their music. I couldn't name any of their songs, but

781
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: I know who he has actually met him once. It's

782
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,919
Speaker 1: very nice to me. But this isn't even about meeting

783
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 1: him or being nice to me. It's about any of

784
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,319
Speaker 1: that ship. This dude, Gavin ross Tell, he broke up

785
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: with Gwen Stefani. I think he was freaking off with

786
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: with the nanny. Okay, my man is While this woman

787
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 1: wrote an article about Gwen Stefani's ex husband, that's Gavin

788
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: ross Tell because he was spotted kissing a seven year

789
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: old bad model chick. Oh and she criticized She criticized

790
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 1: him for doing so. She said, Gavin Rossdell was out

791
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,600
Speaker 1: with this model chicken. They were seeing kissing walking arm

792
00:49:55,640 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 1: in arm Okay, and she saying, oh oh, like the

793
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 1: model chick is just one year younger than Rossdale's eldest daughter,

794
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 1: and basically saying like Trent made him. Literally he's a scumbag. Yo,

795
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 1: let my man, let my man ski. This is this

796
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: this dude, Gavin Ross the this is this is a

797
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,560
Speaker 1: stick man. I'm not saying he's top ten or top twenty,

798
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: but my man gets it in. Well, why are you

799
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: trying to shame him because he's fucking yeah? Mind your business?

800
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 1: What does it matter to you? Know? Because you want

801
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: you want to be stuck, but maybe you ain't that

802
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: good enough to get stuck. Yeah, yeah, Gavin rosst is

803
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 1: doing his thing. Can a shoot or shoot? Can a

804
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: skeeter skeet? Can a stick man stick? I mean in

805
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 1: this day and age, So what did the girls a

806
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:48,400
Speaker 1: year younger than his daughter? He's fifty one, he has

807
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: he has a twenty six year old daughter. Let my

808
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,439
Speaker 1: man freak off. He's a rock and room star. He's

809
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 1: going to ski. These are the same type of people

810
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 1: that try to criticize Mick Jagger for having a kid

811
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: at seventy three. He has the money, he's a great parent,

812
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,239
Speaker 1: he takes care of his kids. If he wants to

813
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,160
Speaker 1: have a kid, and he can still bust, let him bust.

814
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,320
Speaker 1: Why are you? Why are you writing an article about

815
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: this dude busting and Gavin ross Dell ski wasting wasting

816
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 1: your time writing about the next man about that that's

817
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: that man's life and that woman is this is consentrual

818
00:51:24,120 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: and why are you commenting on that? Get your own

819
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: business exactly. Um. Another thing, um that I wanted to

820
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: uh address that kissed me off and you some dude

821
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: for Vice magazine. Now, I like a lot of stuff

822
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: that Vice does, but I've I've sensed that they're really

823
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,680
Speaker 1: they're really fond of themselves. They're real true blue hipsters.

824
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 1: The Vice Channel's dope. They brought a whole new thing

825
00:51:55,080 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 1: of journalism in, but I feel like sometimes they just

826
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,640
Speaker 1: get a little bit like there's like a hipster vibe there.

827
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:05,600
Speaker 1: A writer who who says he's a comedian wrote an

828
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: entire article. You now hard at time consuming it is

829
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: to write an article? And he wrote an article about

830
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:16,200
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle's new stand up uh specials on Netflix, and

831
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 1: he said it it's offensive and all the wrong ways.

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00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,279
Speaker 1: And one of the things that he pointed out that

833
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: he was offended by this guy, Patrick Marlborough, because he

834
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: goes to say, like I love Chappelle, of love them

835
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: for years. You know, I love this special this. He

836
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 1: quotes them and keeps the N word in the quotes,

837
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 1: like he quotes old stand up its where he says,

838
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 1: you know, and we're this and we're that. But he's offended.

839
00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: He doesn't have any problem with that, right, of course

840
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,839
Speaker 1: not he quotes it in there. They don't even they

841
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: don't even a strict out. But he has no he

842
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 1: has no problem with that. But he's offended that that

843
00:52:54,760 --> 00:52:58,960
Speaker 1: that Dave Chappelle would use the word tranny in this

844
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 1: day and age. You have no problem with him all

845
00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 1: his other jokes, all the other frenny ship that he does.

846
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: He's dark, he's funny, he's a reverend. You know, he's

847
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,520
Speaker 1: gonna he's gonna take it across the line and come back.

848
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:14,560
Speaker 1: He the guy wrote like saying Dave Chappelle using using

849
00:53:14,640 --> 00:53:18,360
Speaker 1: a tranny in two thousand seventeen was as shocking and

850
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:24,680
Speaker 1: as screeching as Eddie Murphy using faggot in seven. And

851
00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:28,080
Speaker 1: this dude who's white says, there's layers of complex black

852
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:34,600
Speaker 1: masculinity and identity, and I'm a white you know, Duke, Duke, Duke, duke,

853
00:53:37,719 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 1: He's that bullshit. Yeah, you're not offended by any of

854
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: the ship from the day he's like the Dave Chappelle's show.

855
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 1: He loves it, he bows down to it. There was

856
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,480
Speaker 1: so much ship that if you look at if if

857
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,560
Speaker 1: you're somebody like that, you could be offended. But but

858
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:57,279
Speaker 1: you're offended by him saying the word trinity. That word

859
00:53:57,360 --> 00:54:01,960
Speaker 1: is totally off all out of bounds now right, right, right.

860
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:04,799
Speaker 1: But the but the word nigger was great. You didn't

861
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 1: you didn't mind that and all the other offensive ship

862
00:54:07,800 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: that he did on the show, which is part of comedy. Motherfucker,

863
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: it's comedy. It ain't mean spirited, it's comedy. And and

864
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:17,960
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be a comedian and you're talking about, Oh,

865
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: I'm offended, you're a traindy motherfucker exactly. I'm offended by

866
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: you being offended. And you wrote this, like and this

867
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: long ass article about it. No, you're not funny, duke.

868
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,719
Speaker 1: You obviously you're not funny. And whoever this dude is,

869
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: Patrick Marlborough, you're not funny, duke. You can tell, you

870
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:41,799
Speaker 1: can tell if you if you uh critiquing and and

871
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 1: you're writing a motherfucking dissertation about how you don't like

872
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 1: your money, shut the funk up, get out of comedy

873
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,879
Speaker 1: and chill word. Go back to Australia, get on your

874
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: fucking surfboard and put some shrimp on the barber you

875
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 1: fuck you? Um what else? You? What else is popping monetti? Oh? Man?

876
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: Nothing man? Ship? Oh let's backtrack to a basketball Russell

877
00:55:11,560 --> 00:55:14,880
Speaker 1: Westbrook is doing great ship. He's having one of the

878
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: greatest seasons ever. But it's it will mean nothing to

879
00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:26,640
Speaker 1: me if you don't culminate it with a championship, because

880
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:29,799
Speaker 1: that's all that fucking matters. Man, Like you're bust an

881
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:33,839
Speaker 1: ass great, right, But if you're not beating these motherfucker's

882
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:38,080
Speaker 1: in the playoffs, none of this ship matters. Yo. Well

883
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 1: they're they're not winning the championship. What I would like

884
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 1: to see what what what I think would be great

885
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:45,880
Speaker 1: for the NBA is you know, the m v P Award.

886
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:48,680
Speaker 1: The big the big debate is should he win the

887
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,720
Speaker 1: MVP Award or should uh James Harden win the MVP Award.

888
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: That's the big debate. All season long, they've been talking

889
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: about who sho win the MVP Award, Who's she win

890
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:00,920
Speaker 1: the MVP Award? And they always wait to like the

891
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: middle of the playoffs to give out the m v

892
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: P Award. Now with the envy with the NBA should

893
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: do Adam Silver, You're doing a great job if you

894
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: want to hype up the first round of the playoffs

895
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: even more because right now the Houston Rockets will be

896
00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: playing the Oklahoma City Thunder in the first round of

897
00:56:19,239 --> 00:56:22,120
Speaker 1: the playoffs. If you these guys already play hard, but

898
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: if you really really want to make it must sy

899
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: basketball in the first round, which is usually not the

900
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 1: case right the first round is usually like, yeah, I'm

901
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 1: gonna chill, You'll watch some of the games. You don't

902
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,399
Speaker 1: have to watch everything if you want to make it

903
00:56:34,480 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: must see primetime basketball. Give the en v P Trophy

904
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: to either Harden or Russell. Personally, I think you can't.

905
00:56:43,320 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 1: Where Russell's done is crazy, but either way it doesn't matter.

906
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 1: But one of those dudes is gonna be piste Off

907
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 1: announced that ship the day before the playoffs start, and

908
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:57,080
Speaker 1: then let these guys go fifteen rounds Ali Fraser style

909
00:56:57,600 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: in the first round of the playoffs Oklahoma City for

910
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:04,080
Speaker 1: the Houston Rockets. With one of those goals, one of

911
00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:06,560
Speaker 1: those guys being slided for the m v P trophy

912
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 1: will be magical. That's what they need to do. Don't wait,

913
00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: you know you can, you can. You can count the

914
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:16,040
Speaker 1: votes in an afternoon. You know, they figure out presidential

915
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,840
Speaker 1: elections and president, you know, congressman and all the and

916
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:21,439
Speaker 1: one day. There's no reason why the n the NBA can't.

917
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,360
Speaker 1: As soon as the season ends, they have that little break,

918
00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: do the voting, announce it, Boom, it's the regular season.

919
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 1: We shouldn't be talking about the regular season m v

920
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: P during the middle of the playoffs. The one year

921
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,440
Speaker 1: they gave it to Dirk Navinski after they had already

922
00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,880
Speaker 1: lost to the Golden State Warriors, it sort of took

923
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:40,240
Speaker 1: away all the fun. Remember that. I remember that. Remember

924
00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:43,880
Speaker 1: this when when they gave the m v P to

925
00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 1: fucking David Robinson right before the playoffs and I came

926
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: bust his ass. So that's exactly what you was saying.

927
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: I Kim was mad that this fucking guy got it

928
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: and he bust his ass to the playoffs. Yeah, you

929
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: know they're gonna go at it. I hope, I hope

930
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,920
Speaker 1: that's a first round matchup. Is then it little guarantee

931
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. Houston versus Okase in the first round.

932
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 1: That will be you know, those guys are gonna go

933
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:09,760
Speaker 1: at it because Russell Westbrook, Yo, he's on some ship.

934
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 1: And James Harden, who I've been critical of, Yo, he's

935
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:16,320
Speaker 1: almost leading the league and scoring an assist. And the

936
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: only person that's done that is tiny archer Bowl And

937
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 1: that was like v one to three or four. We

938
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:24,040
Speaker 1: don't fact check here at the Iron Reports Stereo podcast.

939
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:28,600
Speaker 1: You know that you'll remember these motherfucker's uh lost three

940
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: what they had a three one lead last year and

941
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:36,320
Speaker 1: and they lost. So doing all this this triple double

942
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:39,200
Speaker 1: ship is great, But yo, I hope you win. I

943
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:41,479
Speaker 1: hope you win the championship. Man. Now they're not winning

944
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: the championship, but yo, the way that team is after

945
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,720
Speaker 1: after losing k D, if they just get to the

946
00:58:47,760 --> 00:58:51,680
Speaker 1: second round, that will be an accomplishment. Because Yo, yeah,

947
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,880
Speaker 1: but again it doesn't matter. It's like they make all

948
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 1: this big stuff about the regular season m VP. The

949
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: finals m v P is what matters because the finals

950
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: that goes to the team that with the best player

951
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:06,360
Speaker 1: who played the best during the season of the finals,

952
00:59:05,600 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 1: that really meant just asked Steph Curry because last year

953
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:10,480
Speaker 1: he was m VP. You think you think he's sitting

954
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,960
Speaker 1: there shining and polishing up his m v P trophy

955
00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:15,760
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01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:54,840
Speaker 1: talked about working out. You know, I'm about that that

980
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,720
Speaker 1: that uh that hot yoga life I know, I hate.

981
01:00:59,240 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: Now they're doing this a lot. They're doing now yoga

982
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:08,439
Speaker 1: class and people are in there but ass naked. They're

983
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 1: calling it bold and naked. There's a studio in Chelsea

984
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 1: in the city. You could be in there practicing yoga

985
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: but ass naked. Now, let me tell you something, man,

986
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of freaky will ship they

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Speaker 1: got going on in between class or after class, but

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Speaker 1: that's not dope. First of all, when you're sweating that much,

989
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Speaker 1: you want to have something like a pair of shorts,

990
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 1: underwear and a t shirt to catch your sweat. You

991
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 1: don't want to be dripping all over the place. Second

992
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 1: of all yo dumb positions, you get your ship tied up,

993
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:47,120
Speaker 1: caught up in between your leg all that you get

994
01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 1: a little little little little something caught in between you

995
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: do your downward dog, and then someone's looking at your

996
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 1: downward dog. Get the funk outta here, man, I got

997
01:01:56,520 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 1: a prediction. I have a prediction that's coming to your

998
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:04,040
Speaker 1: yoga place, and you will be buttass naked in there,

999
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 1: and then you will be touting that as the new thing.

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01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: Watch would I tell you I'm gonna be like ya

1001
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 1: going into a yoga class. But I'm telling it, I'm

1002
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: telling you that shirt off in there. And it's not

1003
01:02:21,080 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: because I'm not ripped, okay, And it's not because I

1004
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: am ripped. But the reason why I keep a shirt

1005
01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:30,040
Speaker 1: on is because you sweat like a pig. You sweat

1006
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Speaker 1: like the great Patrick Ewing used to sweat when he

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Speaker 1: was at the free throw line. You need something to

1008
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 1: catch the sweat. You don't want to just make up

1009
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,040
Speaker 1: because you know what the nastiest ship is when you

1010
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:42,240
Speaker 1: leave a yoga class, and anybody who's ever taking a

1011
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 1: yoga class, or even in a gym or in a

1012
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:47,440
Speaker 1: locker room when you step because in yoga your barefoot,

1013
01:02:47,680 --> 01:02:49,520
Speaker 1: when you walk through the class to leave and you

1014
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:53,880
Speaker 1: step in another man or woman's sweat puddle, that's one

1015
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 1: of the nastiest fucking things you could ever do in

1016
01:02:56,040 --> 01:03:00,160
Speaker 1: your life. That is disgusting to do that, and it happened. Jo.

1017
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 1: It's unavoidable because people are in there flopping around with

1018
01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: no clothes on. I don't have a sweat poddle puddle

1019
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:12,120
Speaker 1: because it's all in my shirt. That's disgusting. That's a

1020
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,840
Speaker 1: new wave coming out. It's it's it's coming to you next.

1021
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,680
Speaker 1: Now they got it in l A. I'm just not

1022
01:03:17,760 --> 01:03:19,680
Speaker 1: with that ship man. And then because a lot of

1023
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Speaker 1: times you're laying flat down before you do your your

1024
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Speaker 1: your your moves, you're flat down. Come on, man, that's

1025
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 1: she's not dope. Man. All right, movie, we come to

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Speaker 1: this week. Um, you got anything else, Moody? No? Man? Oh,

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01:04:17,560 --> 01:04:19,920
Speaker 1: I want to make a correction. I said a guy's

1040
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:24,640
Speaker 1: name wrong last week. Uh, the hockey player Val James.

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01:04:24,840 --> 01:04:28,360
Speaker 1: I said Val Adams. Val James was the first black

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01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: American in the NHL. Val James is from Long Island,

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01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: New York. Well, you know, thanks for the correction, but

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01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:38,080
Speaker 1: we don't hold you accountable here because we don't fact

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01:04:38,160 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 1: check at the Iron Rapport Stereo Podcast. My name is

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01:04:40,560 --> 01:04:45,120
Speaker 1: Michael rappaport Um. His name is g. Moody. Um obviously

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01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 1: rhymes with duty. And we're done,