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Speaker 1: My house meaning my body?

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Speaker 2: Or yes, well that I call your tapernackle your temple?

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Speaker 2: Come on? Now?

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Speaker 1: Have we started recording? Recording?

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Speaker 1: Is the Is this the beginning of the episode? You

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Speaker 2: This is it?

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Speaker 1: I'll do it.

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Speaker 2: This is it? Bud? Okay, you know, come on, your

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Speaker 2: Now now we can talk you guys.

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Speaker 1: It's very weird to like share your most deepest intimate

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Speaker 1: thoughts with a friend over a computer screen. Yeah, while

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Speaker 1: two producers are like, how is your level? When you

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Speaker 1: were talking about your childhood? Was it good? And then

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Speaker 1: one of your friends calls your body tabernacle? Hey, everyone,

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Speaker 1: good to be here. Yes, I did call your body

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Speaker 2: I love it so much. Are you okay with your microphone?

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Speaker 1: Now? I'm trying to fix my mic you guys, you

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Speaker 1: There's more to consume then I can.

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Speaker 1: I just learned this morning, Yes, that there's a difference

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Speaker 2: Well, some gifts can be memes, right, but not all

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Speaker 1: to it's a gift or jiff. Oh, how dare you?

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Speaker 1: How darey? How dare you set me up like that?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: This is a set up.

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Speaker 2: Well here's the thing you tell you're so you know,

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Speaker 2: like with your French origins, your Haitian origins, you would

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Speaker 1: Gee? How come back and fix it? This is this

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Speaker 1: No, this is what women do. We make men feel

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Speaker 1: It's not like table tennis. You guys what It's not

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Speaker 1: This pickle it before, tell me about this pickleball you

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Speaker 2: Nothing but coffee.

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Speaker 2: This is me on eight hours of sleep. This is

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Speaker 1: Why yes, I have played tickle pool. That is so interesting.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, broke black Meltain. You can't quit me.

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Speaker 2: I don't even and that. Yeah, that's that's what pickleball

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Speaker 1: It's really hard, but you get more points to be

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh my gosh, and she's a heck of a

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Speaker 1: What was that?

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Speaker 2: Michelle? Yes, Michelle has successfully given me a laughing fit

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Speaker 2: and now I'm feeling like I've had nitrous So thank

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Speaker 2: you so much, Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Yay, that's what I'm here for. If you ever want

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Speaker 1: to know what it's like hanging out with your friend

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Speaker 1: that has big titties and freckles, that's it. This is it.

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Speaker 1: I will say, though, you popped one of my cherries.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean you wait? Years ago we were

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Speaker 2: this very special episode of Scientific Adulting, Shelby So breaks

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Speaker 3: Yay, period, You're gonna make me crawl.

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Speaker 3: I miss tags. I did it take. I self produced it,

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Speaker 3: Oh no, baby, that's me white knuckling it through the set.

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Speaker 1: This set is part of your DNA for better for worse?

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Speaker 1: especially being with a perfectionist, it's like, not as long

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00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 1: as you enjoy it is good, it's good enough, because

438
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 1: then somebody else will enjoy it. Like I loved it.

439
00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 1: I loved it because it looked like you. You weren't

440
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,880
Speaker 1: playing a character of a comedian, which is what people

441
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,280
Speaker 1: do sometimes. If you would have came out in a

442
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,040
Speaker 1: fucking dress and heels, I would be like, no intervention,

443
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 1: let's show, Let's go let's hold it down, you know.

444
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just had a last minute go what I

445
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Speaker 3: feel comfortable in. Yeah, and that's prey much what I

446
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,320
Speaker 3: was wearing. And the other part of it's too. It's

447
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,160
Speaker 3: like this always happens to me, and I tell other

448
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,320
Speaker 3: comics before they're about to do it. It's like, yeah,

449
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 3: I've been on the road, I've not been working out.

450
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,600
Speaker 3: Am I the healthiest I've been? Absolutely not?

451
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:12,520
Speaker 1: But this is what it is.

452
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna love this gain I'm in. I'm gonna

453
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 3: go out and be funny. And I did enjoy it

454
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,240
Speaker 3: while I was out there. I felt love from my

455
00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 3: hometown and from everybody.

456
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Speaker 2: It just was a lot.

457
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 3: It's a mind fuck and like you're saying the expansion,

458
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 3: like the potential, like you're basically like putting yourself out

459
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,240
Speaker 3: there on one of those wheelly things that like spins

460
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Speaker 3: while people like throw shit at you get mad. I

461
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,320
Speaker 3: don't want to admit that. Earlier last night and earlier

462
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 3: this morning, I was replying to white men on Facebook

463
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Speaker 3: that were saying cruel things to me. I mean, like

464
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 3: it's irritating. I don't want to do that, but sometimes

465
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Speaker 3: I guess it makes me feel like I don't know,

466
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Speaker 3: some sort of like there's so much love out there,

467
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 3: and it's sometimes hard for me to not like go

468
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Speaker 3: to the one person who's like, oh.

469
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Speaker 2: It's another female.

470
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Speaker 3: Your mouth sucks. I know, I know, I'm like take notes.

471
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 3: Then I don't know what to tell you.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you can't do it. John Oliver. Just I

473
00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,200
Speaker 1: heard this bit he did the other day where there

474
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Speaker 1: was a poll one in eight men think that they

475
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:20,119
Speaker 1: could beat Serena Williams, and he's just like, men, what

476
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,520
Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you think

477
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 1: you could do everything? Because we make it look so easy.

478
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 1: Not just women, you too, Jordan, Like a lot of

479
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: guys will probably look at you and be like, I

480
00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:32,200
Speaker 1: could have told that joke, but it oh yeah, no

481
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Speaker 1: you couldn't, motherfucker. We're making it look easy.

482
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Speaker 2: And shit, I know in my case, in my case

483
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Speaker 2: they could have, but but I do feel like, yeah,

484
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Speaker 2: I've also heard unfortunately, sometimes you become an agent of misogyny, right,

485
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: And I've heard women say that Venus or like Serena,

486
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 2: there was no male pro that Serena Williams could beat.

487
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:54,879
Speaker 2: That's what I heard from this person, and I was like, yikes, yeah, like,

488
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Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there's some male pros that Serena Williams

489
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Speaker 2: could beat day right now, Like, even after all this

490
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 2: she's been through, it's it's wild.

491
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Speaker 1: Dare I say all of them?

492
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: Yeah?

493
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 3: Hundred. I mean I've talked about this before because I've

494
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 3: been dealing with this for years.

495
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

496
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 3: Like to me, it's sort of like how interesting to

497
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 3: go through the world like you're an emperor, like this

498
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 3: is for me?

499
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 2: No, not for me.

500
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Speaker 3: I like this. I don't like this, Like you're some

501
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 3: arbiter of comedy or truth, right, Like you think that

502
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 3: everything's for you.

503
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:27,400
Speaker 1: Yeah?

504
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:31,440
Speaker 3: Wow, what that's incredible to go through life I'm used

505
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:33,879
Speaker 3: to like parsing through things or picking out the poison

506
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,280
Speaker 3: and having a very okay time being like, oh, it's

507
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,400
Speaker 3: not for me. Yeah, and then I just keep it moving.

508
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 3: I don't need to go this is bad. It's like no,

509
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,760
Speaker 3: it's just you don't like it and the world is

510
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:44,399
Speaker 3: not built for you.

511
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Speaker 1: I guess you think it is, right. You know what

512
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,399
Speaker 1: I did after my stand up comedy special dropped and

513
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: I was getting a lot of those you're fat, You're

514
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: not fuckable. I wouldn't even rape you fucking me?

515
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, and see to hear this, I can't believe

516
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 3: I'm surprised because I don't think I'm the only one

517
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 3: getting it.

518
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: You're not, but it feels like that.

519
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 3: But I see you and just like I watched your

520
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 3: special and see you're literally shining, like in your element,

521
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:20,920
Speaker 3: like to me, top of your game, just oozing your brilliance, brightness, personality,

522
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,720
Speaker 3: so like I can't even fathom that. So you're saying

523
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Speaker 3: this is.

524
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Speaker 1: Like dang, yoh, it's insane.

525
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,240
Speaker 3: None of us get away from this.

526
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Speaker 1: It's insane. And I have, like I really have nothing

527
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: but love in my heart, even for people who need

528
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: to figure it out. I mean, I don't mind hurting

529
00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 1: people's feelings, but I don't want to be that bitch.

530
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 1: But what I did do was and I don't know

531
00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 1: why I did this, and I think I still left

532
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,479
Speaker 1: it up on my IG page. I posted a picture

533
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 1: of me six years old holding this et doll I

534
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: got for Christmas by the Christmas tree, and I said,

535
00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,640
Speaker 1: before you go off on how you could have done

536
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: my jokes better or whether I am attractive or fuck,

537
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:03,080
Speaker 1: just remember that I'm also someone's daughter. Just remember I'm

538
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: a human being living my best truth doing something I

539
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: want to like, I love doing that I've always wanted

540
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: to do, so like, yes, before you like throw that venom,

541
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:15,720
Speaker 1: just understand that I'm still a fucking person. And of course,

542
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: like the outpouring of like no, no, bitch, are you

543
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,639
Speaker 1: it's just like, yeah, I'm okay, and I'm gonna be

544
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: all right. But I got to remind these motherfuckers. And

545
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: then I kind of disabled comments for only people that

546
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,639
Speaker 1: follow me because you don't get to have access to

547
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: me like that bitch.

548
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 3: Mine were like that for a while. And then during

549
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 3: the special, of course, somebody on social media, like for

550
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 3: the accounts, was like, if you open it up more

551
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,960
Speaker 3: people can see your stuff, and you're like, oh god, yeah,

552
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 3: but when the window's open, sure a bird can land

553
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 3: on there, but someone can also throw a fucking egg

554
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 3: in there. Yeah. Yeah, But like you're saying, you hit

555
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 3: the nail on the head, which is you're living your

556
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: dream that you worked really hard for. And I think

557
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:58,600
Speaker 3: that actually is probably the most painful thing for those

558
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,520
Speaker 3: men to see are not They're not, yeah, and if

559
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 3: they were, they wouldn't have.

560
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: Time to comment, yeah, to take you down on much they.

561
00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 3: See not only someone else but a woman live in

562
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 3: their dream. And again I'm the last person who I

563
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 3: don't take joy in being like it's because I'm a girl,

564
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 3: Like people hate hearing that same it's because they're my girl.

565
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 3: It is, but it's not just because that. I know

566
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 3: men receive vitriol as well, but there is an aspect

567
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 3: to it. And even still I'm a white woman, so

568
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 3: there's already parts of it, Like there's already parts of

569
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,359
Speaker 3: things that I have to deal with, but also that

570
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:33,720
Speaker 3: I still operate in a place of privilege and I'm

571
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 3: very aware of that. It's just sort of like, no

572
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 3: matter what, you are going to deal with comments online

573
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 3: that are fucking gross.

574
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can I Can I say something now?

575
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:42,879
Speaker 3: Please?

576
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Can I say something that if you

577
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 1: ever want to know what it's like being friends with

578
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: the middle child, that statement is. It's all.

579
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 2: I just want to say that I feel like you've

580
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 2: you've done your great town to Dayton, Ohio a good service,

581
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 2: and that you switch what they're aim to famous and

582
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 2: I think we know what it is. It's a man

583
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,640
Speaker 2: who live in infamy, who had to be stopped by Europeans,

584
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 2: not other Americans. Uh So I did a film and

585
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,000
Speaker 2: Dayton and I was like, oh man, this I love

586
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 2: this place. Went to the Pine Club, had a great old,

587
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 2: good old steak and then they were like, by the

588
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 2: way rock Turners from here, and I was like, oh

589
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 2: my god, that's terrible.

590
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 3: They said that.

591
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the people of.

592
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 3: They were like, hey, just so while you're here, don't

593
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:30,639
Speaker 3: forget do you are you? Are you ready for this?

594
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 3: I mean I wasn't going to bring it up, but

595
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 3: I guess this is ourmo now. I babysat him.

596
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: No, no, what, Oh my god.

597
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 3: It was a brief if I if I had a longer,

598
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 3: he wouldn't have turned out the way he did. But

599
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 3: they left after he was like a couple of years old.

600
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 3: They moved to like a like I don't I don't

601
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 3: want to feed into the whatever. But they went to

602
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 3: a more religious Christian school.

603
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 2: Got You, Got You. For those who don't know, Rock

604
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 2: Turner was the horrible monster rape this man who uh

605
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 2: famously got off he was at Stanford.

606
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 3: I believe this is what's holding my iPad up.

607
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow.

608
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 3: So if you want to read this book, you could

609
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 3: hear the side of the story that's probably more important.

610
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 2: No my name by Chanelle Miller. Yes, thank you, Yeah,

611
00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 2: thank you for that.

612
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 3: Yeah.

613
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 2: But I'm just saying you flipped the script. Not only

614
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 2: did you make a great special, but you also when

615
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,080
Speaker 2: I think of Dayton, I think of you.

616
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 3: Thank you.

617
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

618
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:27,440
Speaker 3: Me and the right brothers.

619
00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 2: Eh, the right brothers. I'm so dumb. I didn't even

620
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 2: know that. I was like staying there so long. I

621
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 2: don't know.

622
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: Why would that make you dumb? Because you're really too

623
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: hard on yourself. Yeah, no, because you're really too hard

624
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 1: on yourself.

625
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:40,520
Speaker 3: I am.

626
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: What's your favorite war? What's your favorite war? Do you

627
00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 1: have a favorite?

628
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh? My god, yes I do. What is it? Yes?

629
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 4: I do.

630
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: It was called the French and Indian War, the Seven

631
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 2: Years War? Its I think it's it's great war.

632
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: Why was it?

633
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,360
Speaker 2: Why in the Mexican Revolution?

634
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:56,400
Speaker 1: Why was it a great war?

635
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,120
Speaker 2: Because it basically set the tone for the rest of

636
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 2: the seventeen hundreds and into America's independence from Great Britain,

637
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 2: and that, like a lot of the generals that were

638
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 2: involved in that war, Washington among them. He cut his

639
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 2: teeth in the Seven Years War, which, also, like most wars,

640
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 2: didn't decide anything. So it was a lot of sound

641
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 2: and fury is signifying nothing and that.

642
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 3: Has been That's been our time.

643
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I spend our time. Thank you so much. Please

644
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 2: join me at the Learning Annex next week when we

645
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 2: talk about for taekwonder roga, Jesus Christ.

646
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: Don't do that to me while I have you, Beth. Yeah, No, seriously,

647
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: there's two things I want to get to. There's two

648
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,240
Speaker 1: things that I want to get to. Okay, So like

649
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,120
Speaker 1: Netflix is like that's where everybody wants their special Right.

650
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you've made it or do you

651
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 1: feel like, oh, there's so much more. Are you feeling like, oh,

652
00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: I'm just getting started now, or is this like holy shit,

653
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: is an accomplishment or like a little bit of both.

654
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 2: Right?

655
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: Do you feel like this is something you want to

656
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: be doing for the rest of your life? Do you

657
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 1: have like an insatiable a site for the stand up?

658
00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 3: Okay, my instinct is to answer middle of the road

659
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 3: on that, which seems so boring, but it is that

660
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 3: it's sort of like I think it's a part of

661
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: the career where you go once i'n this, then I'll

662
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:16,680
Speaker 3: feel like I've made it or I'll feel like a

663
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 3: real comedian. And unfortunately sort of a nod back to

664
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 3: the earlier part of our conversation. There's comments not just

665
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 3: from online but from people in the industry that live

666
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 3: rent free in your head, I remember even early seasons

667
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 3: of crashing. I think it was Judd that pitched out

668
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,000
Speaker 3: like some joke that was like, ah, everybody has a

669
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:36,360
Speaker 3: Netflix special now, and that was seven years ago, you

670
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 3: know what I mean. Yeah, So like that's just something

671
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 3: in my head, Like you know, of course there's I'm

672
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 3: sure I comment they're like, oh, they're just giving enough

673
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 3: flick specials to anybody. I want to feel it. I

674
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 3: want to feel excited. That's where I wanted it to

675
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 3: be because I have specials other places and Netflix is ubiquitous.

676
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: I mean, you can get it anywhere, so I'm I

677
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 3: feel accomplished. I feel happy it's available to people, especially

678
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: because I had a half hour on there. I personally

679
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 3: like to think that I'm in it for the long run,

680
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: like that, I'll be an old lady stand up comic.

681
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: Same, let's go back to San Francisco and actually get

682
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: the late night pizza and wings that we thought we

683
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: were gonna get and you made You've made the wisest

684
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: decision anyone has ever made for me in the last

685
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: ten years. At three am, we're ordering all this shit

686
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: online Dominos. It's gonna take forever and a Diggs. Everything's

687
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 1: closed because we should be sleeping, and we're taking to

688
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,680
Speaker 1: drunk because it's the festival that nobody cares about, right right,

689
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: She's like pepperonium, Yeah, pepperoni mean wan, I'm allergic to pork.

690
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,040
Speaker 1: It makes my pussy edge. I don't even understand what

691
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,240
Speaker 1: I'm on a doc. I'm not a chiropractice. I don't

692
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 1: know how that happens.

693
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 3: That's because your pussy does not allow pigs in there.

694
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 1: That's oh, that's right. It's a big free zone because

695
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,600
Speaker 1: pigs are too smart to get in there, you know

696
00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like it needs stupid. So anyway, this

697
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: is going off. We were never on. But the point

698
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: is Beth just looks at me as we're like either

699
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: calling or ordering, and she goes something along the lines

700
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: I don't remember, batam. It's like, we probably don't need this,

701
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: we probably don't need this. We can just like have breakfast,

702
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: like a good breakfast in the morning. I'm like, the

703
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: truth behind her eyes is what Viola Davis serves in

704
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: every movie that she's been nominated for for an Oscar

705
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, girl, you're right. And I

706
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: just took a shower and went to Ben and I

707
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,760
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't have to fucking be a garbage can.

708
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 1: And so I was like, Oh, this girl's gonna make it,

709
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 1: like not just in comedy, but like in life. I

710
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: was not worried about you, do you know what I mean?

711
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: I was more worried about me. Like it was weird

712
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 1: because I was by myself and I found out it

713
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: was like National Hat Day. So I took a bunch

714
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 1: of selfies with a hat on in my hotel room

715
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,200
Speaker 1: and posted it. And I was like, what am I doing?

716
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: What am I doing?

717
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 3: There's nothing like finding it's, you know, National Siblings Day

718
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 3: at the eleventh hour. I gotta get a sibling.

719
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,280
Speaker 1: I exactly. I even post for Siblings Day and I'm

720
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 1: just like these pearls got me through. I remember, like

721
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,479
Speaker 1: Celine Dion's husband died and I like cried for her

722
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: in my hotel room. I'm like, I have to go

723
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: do stand up?

724
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 2: What am I?

725
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: This is why I can't do the road. I spin

726
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 1: out what.

727
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 3: The road is freaking tough? Sometimes dude. That's why I like,

728
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,440
Speaker 3: it's a nice part when you can bring somebody, you know,

729
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:19,120
Speaker 3: like when you finally get to a place. Yeah. The

730
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 3: interesting thing though, right is that future pay hasn't gone

731
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 3: up in what fifteen years?

732
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:28,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's insane. I'm embarrassed when I bring my openers.

733
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, can I take you to an overpriced dinner

734
00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 1: with a lot of like tuna carpaccio or something in

735
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: upon zoo sauce. Nothing makes a bitch feel fancier than

736
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: a pon zoo sauce.

737
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, it's also like, if they get their check

738
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:45,960
Speaker 3: from the club, it's gonna be for the weekend. If

739
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 3: it's if it's comic the weekend, it's gonna be like

740
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 3: five hundred bucks.

741
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I.

742
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:51,440
Speaker 3: Mean if they're local that that's why it's great to

743
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 3: be in a comedy city where you can, you know,

744
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 3: see local folks and get to know them. But if

745
00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,560
Speaker 3: somebody randomly hits you up and is like, hey, can

746
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 3: I open for you in port and they're basically saying

747
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 3: can I have a thousand dollars please, You're like okay,

748
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 3: because I can't let you like come up there, pay

749
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:11,200
Speaker 3: for your flight, pay for your hotel and get negative

750
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: five hundred dollars.

751
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's insane. And also when you try to sell merch,

752
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: these places take they charge you and they take a

753
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,319
Speaker 1: split for venting when you.

754
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,600
Speaker 3: Do theaters and stuff, which I learned the hard way. Yeah,

755
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 3: at clubs, they don't, or most of them they don't

756
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 3: at least.

757
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's usually the staff that like is going to

758
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 2: hand out the keychains and whatever it is.

759
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,240
Speaker 3: I actually still do my own merch and people audibly

760
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 3: this weekend walk by me and go, she's selling your

761
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 3: own merch?

762
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: Like that.

763
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 3: I have trust issues. It's not that I think someone's

764
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 3: going to steal from me, It's that I don't think

765
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 3: they're going to do a good job like I would.

766
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 1: Same, but I have learned, yeah, that I can't micromanage

767
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: because it will just run me into the motherfucking ground,

768
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: which it has. Yes, same when I'm trying to sell

769
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,960
Speaker 1: my merch and run around, I look like someone who's

770
00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 1: constantly tripping over fine an easter egg in a backyard.

771
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, like it's happy and sad at the

772
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: same time. What is she doing? Is she okay? And

773
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: so yeah, I'm like if they're gonna steal it it.

774
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,799
Speaker 1: This the fucking T shirt. What are my old Navy

775
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,320
Speaker 1: I give a fuck at this point, but it is pain.

776
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 2: In the ass, but I gotta do it.

777
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:18,800
Speaker 1: When you see like people wearing your shirts and posting

778
00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 1: it and feeling fine as fuck, I'm just like, that's nice, yes, And.

779
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 2: What about the bootleg versions of your shirt?

780
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: That's bullshit?

781
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,800
Speaker 3: I mean, wait, hold on, is there bootleg shirts?

782
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 2: Dude?

783
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: There's bootleg things of my shit, and there's also people

784
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 1: and I have scalpers, now what I have scalpers like

785
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,279
Speaker 1: at City Winery and theaters like what so like a

786
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: front row will just be empty, and I'm like, what

787
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: the fuck? And the ven You'll be like they were

788
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 1: going for three to five hundred dollars. I'm like, for

789
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: fucking who I know, because I try to keep everything affordable,

790
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:54,440
Speaker 1: because like I know someone that paid one hundred and

791
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: eight dollars for a sweatshirt from the siss A concert.

792
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what?

793
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: No?

794
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 3: I think was? Last year I did Versity, which is

795
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:05,279
Speaker 3: where several years prior, I filmed my HBO special so

796
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 3: Varsity in Minneapolis. So I just went back the following

797
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 3: year to do it and to be honest with you,

798
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 3: didn't even sell that amazing. I don't think I sold

799
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:15,799
Speaker 3: it out, but point being, my aunt texts me, hey,

800
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: we were gonna get some tickets. Is there do you

801
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,920
Speaker 3: know if there's any cheaper than for eighty one? And

802
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 3: I was like, what all of them are cheaper than

803
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,399
Speaker 3: for eighty one? I lost my mind. So I called

804
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,400
Speaker 3: my agent and I was like, this is so inappropriate,

805
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:30,680
Speaker 3: like's what's happening? And I guess if Live Nations running

806
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 3: your event, they turn on it's like a it's like

807
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 3: a toggle. They think a thing they can toggle basically

808
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 3: on their end, which is to prevent resellers from buying

809
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 3: a bunch because they'll be four hundred, But it also

810
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 3: prevents people from getting tickets. And it makes me so

811
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 3: mad that anybody would pay more than twenty five dollars

812
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 3: to see me or thirty five, like if they wanted

813
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,960
Speaker 3: to be close. So I'm just like that upset me

814
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 3: so bad. I'm like in my head at my show,

815
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed, Like I would never charage people that much.

816
00:37:59,000 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 3: But it wasn't on me.

817
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,239
Speaker 1: I know, I'm not dancing or singing. What the fuck.

818
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was Yeah, so then I said, please

819
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 3: turn that off. And the funny thing is about where

820
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 3: I'm at too. It's like it makes me laugh. I'm

821
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 3: my good luck resellers. You're stuck with those tickets.

822
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,920
Speaker 1: No one's buying them off of you. That's so fucking

823
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: rude and insane. Speaking of rude, insane, l O L.

824
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: We get questions from our audience that they want us

825
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 1: to answer. We try, We try. It's about adulting. This

826
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 1: is an adulting podcast. I don't know if you know

827
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: that I do, but you're like, oh, that's so nice

828
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 1: and it was so fun doing your podcast with your

829
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: mom and my mom.

830
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 2: That's all I know.

831
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 3: We loved that.

832
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:38,160
Speaker 1: Oh that was really cute. Okay, here's the first question. Oh, okay,

833
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 1: this is a sucks question. Thank god this is anonymous,

834
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: because this is mortifying. I always queef after having sex.

835
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: Oh my okay, I'm single and I want to be

836
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,359
Speaker 1: sure guys know that I am not farting. How can

837
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: I be sure they are aware of what is happening.

838
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: You can wear a shirt that says queef queen right

839
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: on the first day, yeah, or if you are Caribbean,

840
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: you can get a shirt that says Caribbean queen.

841
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 2: I love that.

842
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: I mean, that's perfect. This is an interesting one because

843
00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:06,000
Speaker 3: I think with age you care less, so I don't

844
00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:07,600
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't want to assume that they're young.

845
00:39:07,719 --> 00:39:09,879
Speaker 3: But yeah, I just think that that is a tough

846
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 3: one because I remember days where that has happened to

847
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: me in the past and I would have been like embarrassed.

848
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 3: I think it's tough because it depends on who you're with. Yeah, Like,

849
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 3: if that happened with someone you really are having fun

850
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 3: with and caring about, then you guys would probably laugh

851
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 3: a lot. Yeah, especially if it was like a super

852
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 3: long one. My other thing, too, is like I wonder

853
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 3: if it's unavoidable for her or if it's like a

854
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 3: positioning thing, because I'm like, sometimes you can tell if

855
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 3: there's air getting jammed in there. Yeah, yeah, and you're like,

856
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 3: I'm about to get up and we're about to experience

857
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 3: something here together.

858
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah. I wonder if she's ending in doggy position because

859
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 1: that's kind of where the air would go in. I'm

860
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 1: not a doctor, but what I will say for you person,

861
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,680
Speaker 1: because I don't I don't know how this person identifies

862
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: is for me. When I started talking about the elephant

863
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,360
Speaker 1: in the room, whatever that is for you. Then I

864
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,760
Speaker 1: started to take my power back. And that's what comedy

865
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: has really taught me. So if you can either make

866
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: light of it or be like really serious so it's

867
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:09,239
Speaker 1: like still funny whatever that is, Like, you have to

868
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,240
Speaker 1: address it because you're gonna spin out. You're like gonna

869
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: go down a fucking like in this rabbit hole. Yeah,

870
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: and just be like they don't like me, Da, and

871
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 1: you're not a bad person, You're this is normal. Yeah,

872
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: you have a whole air comes out period, Like that's it,

873
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: point blank period, Like that's yeah, queefing is fine. It's fun.

874
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 2: And speaking as a fragile, fragile man, I can tell

875
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 2: you that when there's been back talk, I take it

876
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: as a compliment. I'm like, I'm getting up in there.

877
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 1: What's backtalk? Is that queefing?

878
00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 3: Yeah?

879
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:42,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, because you put up air quotes and you winked,

880
00:40:42,520 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is a lot. Is that

881
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 1: just sweeping? Also, your dad's a guy tocologist, like you

882
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: could just say it.

883
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,640
Speaker 2: I thought i'd try like a little coated you know,

884
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,320
Speaker 2: kind of like lingua franca, just kind of thing that

885
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 2: we you know, we we track because you guys had

886
00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: already said qief. So I was like, I'll do backtalk

887
00:40:58,520 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 2: and you know, like our feedback. You know, I think

888
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:04,120
Speaker 2: those choices are also funs Next quick, but.

889
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:07,760
Speaker 3: I just have one of those you know, those cups

890
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 3: of sludge that you're like like that. Yeah, I guess

891
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 3: I want the person to feel comfortable saying it. I

892
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 3: think that because if it happens every time, then it's

893
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 3: just maybe a little conversation before if you want to,

894
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,840
Speaker 3: like like you said, to name it is powerful. So

895
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 3: I think it's like this, want to let you know.

896
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 3: For whatever reason, I tend to hold on to air

897
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 3: and when it when the ride's over, sort of release it.

898
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not personal.

899
00:41:33,520 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 3: It would be better if the word weren't so silly.

900
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 2: Quef Uh Where did that come from? You know?

901
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 1: A guy came up with that. I don't know if

902
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: anyone listening to this has a better name for quef.

903
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: Submit it we want to know.

904
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, okay, next question, here we go. How do

905
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 2: I find the courage to turn down work that makes

906
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: my passion feel like a fucking chore in order to

907
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 2: make more time for the work I love?

908
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 3: This is like kind of a hard one.

909
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I do. I'll do stand like, I'll do colleges,

910
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: like I'll perform at colleges and be like, I'm not

911
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,800
Speaker 1: here for the joy, I'm here for the check m.

912
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:11,399
Speaker 1: But I had to stop doing that because I felt

913
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 1: like I just felt like a monkey. I just it's like,

914
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,239
Speaker 1: why am I tap dancing for people who aren't into me?

915
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: And so even if it's going to be less pay

916
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 1: in a smaller crowd, it's just like, you just make

917
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: that sacrifice. So for you, I say saying no, we'll

918
00:42:26,120 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 1: welcome more. Yes, I don't know what say you, Beth.

919
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 3: I think that's great advice. Actually, it was a little

920
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 3: bit of a confusing question for me because it sounds

921
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 3: like it's if it were a graphic designer. They're saying,

922
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,600
Speaker 3: I don't want to design for a bank because then

923
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 3: I can't draw my graphic novel. Yeah, but if you

924
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,280
Speaker 3: need that bank money to continue to draw your graphic novel,

925
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 3: I mean like, this is to me, this is bad advice.

926
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 3: But set a time limit on that bank graphic.

927
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:52,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can.

928
00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 3: Give them one hour and then they don't hire me again.

929
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:58,240
Speaker 3: Then that's the answer. I don't know, that's tough, because

930
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,400
Speaker 3: I want to put my best foot forward in even

931
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,800
Speaker 3: if it's a bank or my graphic novel. So I

932
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 3: think Michelle's advice is probably best, which is cut out

933
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,960
Speaker 3: the stuff that drains you and hopefully it'll fuel the

934
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 3: other stuff.

935
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:09,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

936
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: I think both works. It depends where you're at because

937
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: I've done I've done that too, and I'm like, all right,

938
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take four planes to South Dakota

939
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 1: for Black History Month for people to ask me if

940
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm even black. Yeah, we're going to skip on it

941
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: real quick. How about that?

942
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: Yeah?

943
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 3: How about that?

944
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: How about it? How the fuck about it?

945
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,480
Speaker 2: No, and you've done it and I did it and

946
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: it Yeah, you did it. I did it. End of

947
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 2: the book, put it on the shelf. We're good. Yeah, yeah,

948
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 2: all right, next kiss Joe. Jeez. I want to start

949
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 2: trying for a baby, but my partner doesn't know. Yikes,

950
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 2: how do I bring this up organically?

951
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 3: What doesn't know that you want to try for a baby?

952
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's insane.

953
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: That's not a good sign. These are the types of

954
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 3: things where someone's like, I married him, but he doesn't

955
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 3: want kids and I do. I'm like, where was that

956
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 3: conversation before I do. Are we on the Bachelor? We've

957
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 3: just asked each other your favorite color, and you both

958
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:09,440
Speaker 3: like ketch up and they're the one. We have to

959
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: have these deep conversations before you're locked in with somebody.

960
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 1: It's true, ketchup is a really regal color.

961
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 2: You know.

962
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 1: This kind of reminds me of like the quef in question,

963
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,360
Speaker 1: because it's like, why are we not talking to each other? Yeah, like,

964
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,720
Speaker 1: what are we talking about?

965
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 2: Then?

966
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,319
Speaker 1: If we're not talking about the future. When you meet

967
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,319
Speaker 1: someone you like, you talk about the future.

968
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:30,200
Speaker 3: It becomes easier.

969
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,840
Speaker 1: Frozen, she there, frozen.

970
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I thought I dropped some knowledge and

971
00:44:36,239 --> 00:44:37,319
Speaker 2: you guys would like both like.

972
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 4: We were.

973
00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:45,720
Speaker 1: I mean, I would think as well, you drop knowledge

974
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: also fro that you know what it is what you

975
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: don't really get service in the Bronx. Okay, I'm too

976
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: high up and we're too elevated.

977
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,240
Speaker 2: I told you open a window. Let it more internet

978
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 2: in there. You won't have any more.

979
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: Sit on my bag with my legs up.

980
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,360
Speaker 2: That's how you get the internet, right, You need to

981
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: fan in more internet absence.

982
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, guys, okay, I'm dating someone that right now

983
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 3: that I really like, and it's very easy to have

984
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 3: honest conversations and yeah, it's incredible and I've been able

985
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 3: to find this before, but they are just so on board,

986
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 3: Like it's an enthusiastic yes if I ask something that's

987
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 3: important to me, or I might feel a little embarrassed

988
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,440
Speaker 3: about I know, it sounds so easy to say, like

989
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,439
Speaker 3: find somebody who gets you. That's that's the hard part,

990
00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: I guess. And is it with age that I'm just

991
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 3: more able to be open about what i want?

992
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:36,319
Speaker 2: Yeah?

993
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: Or is it like you're tired of so much experience

994
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:41,360
Speaker 3: of not doing that You're like, no, this is it.

995
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 3: I'm not messing around anymore.

996
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 1: I mean, it's like the comedy we were talking about,

997
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: like how we make it look easy even though it's hard,

998
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 1: and people are like I could do it. When you

999
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: find a really good partner, you're like, damn, this feels

1000
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: easy because we've been through so many hard things. Yeah

1001
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: that we were like building our way up to this, right,

1002
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 1: But it also is about like making mindful decisions of

1003
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 1: like what's good for you, what you can take you

1004
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: know what I mean, someone who will build you up,

1005
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,759
Speaker 1: someone where you guys like you're winning together yeah, if

1006
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,439
Speaker 1: that makes sense.

1007
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 3: Hundred got each other's back, looks out for the.

1008
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 2: Other absolutely, yes, like Vertebrae, he got you what back?

1009
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 2: Like Vertebrae. I just think that the people, wow, could be.

1010
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 1: Young twenty come on, years of comedy, I love.

1011
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 2: You, come on now. I just feel like the people

1012
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 2: could be young that are asking this question. Okay. It

1013
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 2: feels like something like when you're when you're younger, if

1014
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: you're in your twenties and you're in a serious relationship, yeah,

1015
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:42,160
Speaker 2: you likely have not had these conversations. Yeah, you probably

1016
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:43,239
Speaker 2: haven't had it.

1017
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:45,719
Speaker 1: You know what, Older women be doing a shit too.

1018
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 1: They try to trap.

1019
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:49,439
Speaker 3: I was gonna say sometimes I almost I almost think

1020
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 3: that my earlier days were like so soon, like I

1021
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,320
Speaker 3: could see us together forever and let's have babies and

1022
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 3: let's like it's that passion that yeah, that ignorance of yes,

1023
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,360
Speaker 3: of like, let's you it all now, this is what

1024
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:01,960
Speaker 3: life is.

1025
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:02,479
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1026
00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:05,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I don't know, here's my question. Or it

1027
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:07,919
Speaker 3: seems like they said I want to have a kid

1028
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 3: with this person. When do I bring it up? That's

1029
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 3: the question. Right, Well, first of all, before you start

1030
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 3: trying to have a kid, please talk to them that's

1031
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 3: not okay. Yeah, if they don't know that you're trying

1032
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,320
Speaker 3: to have a kid, you must talk with them. You

1033
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 3: gotta talk to them, especially if they didn't want one.

1034
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 3: That's like a huge joint thing.

1035
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely.

1036
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 1: So what she did say was or he how do

1037
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: I bring this up organically? So okay, you want to

1038
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 1: figure out how to bring it up. Maybe you guys

1039
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: go to the park and you pass by the playground.

1040
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 1: Maybe you invite your friends over that have kids and

1041
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,480
Speaker 1: see how it goes.

1042
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 2: Do I mean if we're talking about like bringing it up.

1043
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 1: Organically, maybe there's like a movie, like maybe it's that

1044
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:49,800
Speaker 1: movie with like Seth Rogan and Catherine Heigel.

1045
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 2: What's that knocked up?

1046
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: Knocked Up? Yeah, you know what I mean, Like, just

1047
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 1: I mean that's organic.

1048
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:57,399
Speaker 3: Maybe watch look who's talking to one?

1049
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,240
Speaker 2: Uh huh, she's having a baby.

1050
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 1: You've got options. I think we really, I think we

1051
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 1: solved it. You guys, I think you sold it.

1052
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,280
Speaker 3: I would say mainly, don't bring it up after sex

1053
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 3: or before sex is my thing. You don't want to

1054
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 3: associate that. Yes, don't lay there and be like what

1055
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 3: if he didn't pull out?

1056
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of romantic and then you queen

1057
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 1: fall over him.

1058
00:48:24,239 --> 00:48:26,160
Speaker 3: Say it's the guy who wants to have the baby,

1059
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 3: and he says, what if I didn't pull out? And

1060
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:28,320
Speaker 3: she goes.

1061
00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 2: Oh.

1062
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 3: And then they say is that a yes or no?

1063
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: How did you did my husband tell you? I was like,

1064
00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: this sounds familiar. Next and last question, I am a

1065
00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: woman in my mid forties and I feel like the

1066
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 1: best years of my life are behind me.

1067
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:48,440
Speaker 2: What.

1068
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm not laughing at you. I'm laughing with you, ma'am.

1069
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: It's a struggle to find anything exciting to look forward to.

1070
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: Is it normal to feel so lost or stuck at

1071
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 1: my age?

1072
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:02,240
Speaker 3: Okay?

1073
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,680
Speaker 2: I like how you needed to refill your coffee cup

1074
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 2: for this.

1075
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do, we do.

1076
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 2: I guess.

1077
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,440
Speaker 3: The thing is like, I hear you, but it makes

1078
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 3: my heart hurt a little because I want to go, oh,

1079
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 3: my goodness. I want you to be so happy in

1080
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 3: your mid forties and feel like you have so much

1081
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 3: ahead of you and that you've learned so much, which

1082
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,440
Speaker 3: is what's propelling you forward, because you have all this

1083
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 3: experience and you know what you want now and you're

1084
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 3: ready to grab joy and fully embrace it in your life.

1085
00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 1: But how do we get you there.

1086
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 3: If you're not feeling now, we can't force you to

1087
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 3: feel those things.

1088
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 1: So that's true.

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Speaker 3: What if you wrote down everything you've accomplished, or like

1090
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 3: went through some old photo books and found some of

1091
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 3: the highlights, to be like, Wow, look how far I've come.

1092
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think that almost might be even worse

1093
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 1: to be like, I guess it's never going to get

1094
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: better than this. Life is always going to be happening

1095
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:51,759
Speaker 1: around you. It's what you make of it. And I

1096
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 1: think it's okay to feel sad and stuck for a

1097
00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: little bit.

1098
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, Beth, goodbye Beth, and Beth, you know what,

1099
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,040
Speaker 2: you know what, It's okay, It's all right.

1100
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: Was this best question that's just left? I think she

1101
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:11,439
Speaker 1: got kicked off by actually, but I'm still gonna answer

1102
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:16,120
Speaker 1: this question because it's fresh on my brand. You know,

1103
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: there was a good while where I felt lost and

1104
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 1: I had to like really dig deep. And what I

1105
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: did was I went on like a mini Eat Prey

1106
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,880
Speaker 1: Love to Africa. I don't know why, but I went

1107
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 1: there and I was like, holy shit, I am so

1108
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,120
Speaker 1: small in this big world, and I am so lucky,

1109
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,919
Speaker 1: like just even being born where I was being born.

1110
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 1: It's like when you think of it like that, to me,

1111
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,879
Speaker 1: it should be easier to say, well, fuck, this ain't bad.

1112
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: Let's keep fucking going. Just picking yourself up the way

1113
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 1: you would pick a friend up. Do that for yourself.

1114
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:52,359
Speaker 1: Because the forties, oh my god, the fifties also great,

1115
00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 1: but you really got to set up your fifties in

1116
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: the forties, right, and you still have the energy to

1117
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: do shit, and now you're like wiser, and you know

1118
00:50:59,040 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: if you do this you'll get that outcome. So just

1119
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: like fucking do it, you know what I mean. Just

1120
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 1: sit and spin, drink whatever you want, you whatever you want,

1121
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:09,719
Speaker 1: don't apologize for shit, do whatever the fuck you want.

1122
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: That's what this is for.

1123
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love all of that because look, if we're lucky,

1124
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 3: we get to age. We don't know what this person

1125
00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 3: looks like or how they feel in their body, but

1126
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 3: there are ways to look at in your mirror, see

1127
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,120
Speaker 3: that you're changing, and be like, let's go like I

1128
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:27,440
Speaker 3: get to be here longer, I get.

1129
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:27,839
Speaker 1: To be here.

1130
00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:29,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a gift.

1131
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,840
Speaker 1: It's like non all of us even get to age,

1132
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,399
Speaker 1: and here we are getting to be here. Oh my god,

1133
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: can I tell you Peppermint. She was honored last night

1134
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:42,840
Speaker 1: the ACLU n YCLU Awards Michael Friedman Freedom Award, and

1135
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:47,439
Speaker 1: she said something that just hit my heart. She said,

1136
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:50,920
Speaker 1: as an out black trans woman, my life expectancy is

1137
00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:54,279
Speaker 1: till thirty five. That's when like the statistic is where

1138
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:56,759
Speaker 1: like we get murdered and nobody cares. And she goes,

1139
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,480
Speaker 1: I am forty five and I'm thriving. I'm not even

1140
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,000
Speaker 1: supposed to be here. When you talk about we get

1141
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 1: to age, that's what the fuck it is. It really

1142
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,680
Speaker 1: is a fucking gift, So use it right, Yeah, and

1143
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: find ways to get in your body that doesn't no

1144
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,800
Speaker 1: one's telling you. Like and if you're not fit, you

1145
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 1: need you work out, no, no, no. If you're feeling

1146
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: like a floating head, find some ways to get deeper

1147
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 1: into your body, whether that's just walking around your house

1148
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: without shoes on or whatever it is, like stretching in

1149
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: the mornings. Like again, some of these things are things

1150
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 1: I wish I did and I don't, But I just mean, like,

1151
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 1: there are ways to get in your body, and some

1152
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 1: of mine were even like just remembering some stuff I

1153
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,440
Speaker 1: liked as a kid, cello, field hockey and then I

1154
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:38,920
Speaker 1: started doing those things to remind myself of who I

1155
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: am and what I used to do.

1156
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you've been doing field hockey. And did you

1157
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 2: put on ig that you were you had to take

1158
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:48,879
Speaker 2: time off to play field hockey? Is that what's going on? Yeah?

1159
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,600
Speaker 3: So I just moved one stand up date so that

1160
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 3: I can play in the pan Am Cup and Buenos

1161
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,439
Speaker 3: Aires next month.

1162
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,720
Speaker 2: Congratulations, amazing.

1163
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: Okay, that's how we end the apps. We ask all

1164
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:04,240
Speaker 1: our and this is so crazy, we ask all our guests,

1165
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:06,279
Speaker 1: what's the most adult thing you want to do for

1166
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,439
Speaker 1: yourself that you haven't had time to do. I feel

1167
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,680
Speaker 1: like you're kind of doing it, but also feel free

1168
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:12,800
Speaker 1: to answer this question. It could be very small, a

1169
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: very big, an adult thing. That's why is it stuffing me?

1170
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1171
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 2: Probably because you're you're doing it. You're doing it. I mean, like,

1172
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 2: I think it's really cool. I don't know what position

1173
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:26,319
Speaker 2: you play in field hockey, but it feels like you're

1174
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,080
Speaker 2: probably a captain.

1175
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,920
Speaker 3: I'm the I'm the brick wall. I play defense.

1176
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 2: Oh gotcha, gotcha. He's a force to be record with

1177
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 2: one for your shins, Argentina common.

1178
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 3: The most adult thing that I want to do is

1179
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,800
Speaker 3: drive myself to field hockey practice.

1180
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:46,239
Speaker 2: I do.

1181
00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:47,360
Speaker 1: I love it.

1182
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 3: Yay, thank you, Beth, Thank you so much for having me. Guys,

1183
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 3: it's a fun hang.

1184
00:53:52,280 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: Likewise, you're the fucking best. Oh my goodness.

1185
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:02,520
Speaker 2: That was great.

1186
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 1: That was amazing. I mean, between the internet freezing, I've

1187
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,759
Speaker 1: never talked about comedy and queafing so much, so long,

1188
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,320
Speaker 1: so hard. It was an air tight conversation.

1189
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 2: I suit you there.

1190
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: It was so good that I got to wet my

1191
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:19,239
Speaker 1: whistle on that one.

1192
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, don't do this. No, you were just

1193
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 2: was that flapping your gums? You're flapping your gums on that.

1194
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:28,000
Speaker 2: I can do it too.

1195
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.

1196
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 2: Listen, that was a wild podcast because it went all

1197
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 2: over the place. I don't even know what we were

1198
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 2: talking about in the intro, and then we went to queefing,

1199
00:54:39,600 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 2: we went to field hockey.

1200
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,200
Speaker 1: We were talking about tickleball.

1201
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 2: See we're bringing it black, bringing it all the way black.

1202
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: Well, you said I didn't know what was to talk about,

1203
00:54:47,120 --> 00:54:49,439
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you know what we was talking about again.

1204
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:52,920
Speaker 2: I've lost my head in my heart, I've had over heels.

1205
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,279
Speaker 1: Did you lose it or did you find it.

1206
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 2: I found it. At the end of the episode, Jordan

1207
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 2: finds his heart and it's at the bottom of a

1208
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:02,240
Speaker 2: cup of coffee, which is all I've had this morning.

1209
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 2: But I've been on the crazy train.

1210
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 1: Why why are you not taking care of yourself? No, no, no,

1211
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: I Jordan. I hate when people do that.

1212
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,760
Speaker 2: Of course. I mean I had my live forever Juice.

1213
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:12,680
Speaker 1: You're Sperlina.

1214
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,080
Speaker 2: Uh huh, oh for sure. You know me all the way.

1215
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:19,400
Speaker 2: You know, I'm on watercress now now I'm on watercress. Oh, lone,

1216
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 2: what it's It's good for you. But that's not what

1217
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 2: this is about.

1218
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: I had some drunken noodles with tofu. Okay, okay, I've

1219
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,600
Speaker 1: never had drunken noodles. Oh my god, it's so good.

1220
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:31,560
Speaker 1: I feel a little drunk.

1221
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 2: But you're like a food aficionado, you know all these

1222
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 2: things like what is that? One was like You're like,

1223
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 2: I want to put this on my special. It's about

1224
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:40,400
Speaker 2: a fermented lemon, and like what is she talking about?

1225
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,800
Speaker 2: It's like this Middle Eastern fermented.

1226
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: Oh, preserved lemon?

1227
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 2: Yes, what is that? That was the tar as the tar? Yeah, okay,

1228
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 2: a middle is rice.

1229
00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:50,320
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean I have a little pot to

1230
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: make chicken thighs like tangine and so I just love

1231
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: Russell pions. And the bit in the Welcome to Utopia

1232
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: special was you can't afford to travel and you're single,

1233
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: just suck a dick with some foreskin because it feels

1234
00:56:04,239 --> 00:56:05,359
Speaker 1: like you're another country.

1235
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 2: In another country.

1236
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: You taste it, You're like, is that a sitar? It

1237
00:56:07,719 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: might be a cinnamon and a Nutmeglend, does that preserved

1238
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 1: lemon on the end of that? It's like sparagus, Yes, sparagus.

1239
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: The tip is the tastiest. Wow. This has been a

1240
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 1: what and wild episode everybody from top middle to finish,

1241
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,440
Speaker 1: the rooted to the tutor.

1242
00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 2: The rutor to the tutor. Let me tell you something.

1243
00:56:27,239 --> 00:56:30,320
Speaker 2: Michellebytoe always puts me off track. I'm always like, this

1244
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,320
Speaker 2: is going to be professional.

1245
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,240
Speaker 1: I don't know why you think that. That's the funniest

1246
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 1: thing to me. I'm like, why is it still trying

1247
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: to make it professional? No, we are a professional, and

1248
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: that we are good people and we haven't met too

1249
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,400
Speaker 1: to anyone. That's what makes us professional.

1250
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:47,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, that part, that part, you know, But like I

1251
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 2: just feel like this is the one where I'm gonna

1252
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 2: have a smooth back and forth. I'm not gonna have

1253
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 2: giggle fits because people on the internet don't like that.

1254
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,839
Speaker 2: They don't like when the guests are hosts are having

1255
00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,279
Speaker 2: a good time.

1256
00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 1: People on the internet don't like it when we're laughing

1257
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 1: in a microphone in front of people and then also

1258
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: there's an air horn. But also, fuck off, there's so

1259
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 1: many of the podcasts you can listen to, like what like,

1260
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: are we one of five and we have to get

1261
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: it right now? There's like, like truly like a billion

1262
00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: of the podcast So if you don't like it, fucking

1263
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: move on, bitch, Like, I'm only gonna be me, you

1264
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: know what I mean. This is how I touch my

1265
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:23,880
Speaker 1: toes and this is what the belly does. What am

1266
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: I gonna try and get a bikini or something like

1267
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:31,720
Speaker 1: unrealistic expectations from a big titty bitch and a fucking nerd,

1268
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 1: So like, this is what it is. Okay, I'm not

1269
00:57:36,040 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: even wearing glasses and I was being kind?

1270
00:57:39,520 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 3: Can I.

1271
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:42,959
Speaker 2: Can I say I'm looking forward to Denver?

1272
00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:45,120
Speaker 1: Oh good, I thought you were about to say dinner.

1273
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: So on my tour, I'm gonna go to Paramount Theater

1274
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: in Denver. If you're listening Locked and Loaded.

1275
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 2: Our first.

1276
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,520
Speaker 1: I hate that I've been in America too long. Oh

1277
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: my goodness, I really try to shoot my shot.

1278
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 2: Oh no, another one on Michelle Stop. Oh my god,

1279
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:04,640
Speaker 2: I know.

1280
00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. The episode's almost over and I really

1281
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: feel like I'm looking down the barrel. Oh no, so

1282
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,760
Speaker 1: full heart type jeans Tour comedy Tour. I will be

1283
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:20,479
Speaker 1: at Paramount Theater in Denver December seventeenth, and I'm joined

1284
00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: by a very special guest that will be opening for me.

1285
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:24,680
Speaker 1: Who yes? Who would be you?

1286
00:58:24,960 --> 00:58:25,240
Speaker 3: Bitch?

1287
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:31,920
Speaker 1: Jordan Edward, Consuelo Gonzalez Mendehine Carlos will be.

1288
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:33,800
Speaker 2: Yes.

1289
00:58:34,320 --> 00:58:36,280
Speaker 1: He used to be a nineties actor, but he couldn't

1290
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:38,480
Speaker 1: find work because the headshot couldn't hold his whole name.

1291
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: But if you go to any dry cleaner south of Houston.

1292
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 2: You know that that reminds me of the Dominican Okay,

1293
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 2: So I used to go to Dominican laundromatt and they

1294
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 2: had they always had F Mary Abraham's picture up and

1295
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,960
Speaker 2: so F Mary Abraham, if you don't know, was in scarface.

1296
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:02,040
Speaker 2: So I didn't. I'd never seen scarface. I was like,

1297
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 2: why f Murray Abraham and they're like, he is God

1298
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 2: and I now understand. I now understand. Listen, f Murray

1299
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:13,080
Speaker 2: gets it and say do I Oh my goodness, well

1300
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 2: and I just I want to say one of the things,

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Speaker 2: which like, no, I can't wait for us to hang

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Speaker 2: out in Denver. We hike red rocks. We hike red rocks.

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Speaker 1: You me, bitch, My titties are the red rocks. I'm

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Speaker 1: not hiking nothing. What is wrong with you? I'm leaving

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Speaker 1: my house with these titties and I'm not even tsa

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Speaker 1: pre check. Fuck that that's my hike. LaGuardia Airport's my hike.

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Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? You see what happens? The

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Speaker 1: fucking what do you want to be? A black? Anthony Bourdin?

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Speaker 1: I have look out of here, Bill gris bear grilled. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm fine. Everyone listen. Here's the deal. Though, we have

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Speaker 1: talked so much about the December seventeenth show, and this

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Speaker 1: episode is going to air after after our producer came

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Speaker 1: through on the ones and tues. You guys, well, we

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Speaker 1: are pulling back the moving curtain and this is inside Tickleball.

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Speaker 1: I am Michelle Uteau. That is Jordan Carlos. You guys,

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Speaker 1: take care of each other, especially yourself, and don't forget

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Speaker 1: to wash unto your fingernails, you nasty fuck.

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Our senior producer is g how Lee.

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Speaker 2: Art Associate producer is Christina Chamberlain.

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Speaker 1: This episode was mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 2: Our guest booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 1: Additional production support from Hannah Kyle Crichton.

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Speaker 4: Theme song and live show djang is by DJ don Will,

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Speaker 4: artwork by Jamie.

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Speaker 1: Bechtel, Photography by Heis vander Most.

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Speaker 4: Executive produced by Karen Kilgera, Georgia Hartstark, and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 1: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pod.

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Speaker 4: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.

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