Speaker 1: Does this make any sense to you? Smh, my povs
Speaker 1: nsf W and n l fwiw imo, I like what
Speaker 1: I see? I y k y k. If that didn't,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Make it makes sense in a
Speaker 1: second because Google just released the most googled text abbreviations
Speaker 1: for the year, So it seems like most people out
Speaker 1: there have no idea what anybody else is talking about too,
Speaker 1: so don't have promo. We'll go over it right after
Speaker 1: this show. Do you feel like it's hard to keep up,
Speaker 1: Like the world just moves so fast, And on top
Speaker 1: of that, you get message after text message from people
Speaker 1: who also find it hard to keep up, so they
Speaker 1: don't even say words to you anymore. It's just abbreviation
Speaker 1: after abbreviation, leaving you like wtf did they just say? Well,
Speaker 1: Google just released the most googled text abbreviations for the year,
Speaker 1: and people everywhere are like, smh, wtf that was t
Speaker 1: L d R. You know what I mean to you.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you what that means in just a second,
Speaker 1: and we'll tell you what the number one googled text
Speaker 1: abbreviation is in just a second. But first let's go
Speaker 1: over some of the others TBH Okay, yeah, to be harry,
Speaker 1: to be honest. A lot of people don't know what
Speaker 1: that means. Still, that's one that's been around for a while.
Speaker 1: T T y L.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I sometimes I ask those my emailsulator, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Talk to you later. You're emailing bosses with T T
Speaker 1: y L at the end? Well, are you surprised? It's
Speaker 1: gen z it's better than best? Yeah. I don't like
Speaker 1: to say best Victoria. No, talk to later, Victoria. Actually,
Speaker 1: w I W Do you guys know what that one means? Wait?
Speaker 1: W I W For what it's worth, I know that's
Speaker 1: what that one. Brad got that one right, You're going
Speaker 1: in another direction. IG is another one of the top
Speaker 1: googled text abbreviations for Instagram. Nope, I guess got it
Speaker 1: once again. I guess we know who in this room
Speaker 1: is really good at text abbreviation. I guess it's literally
Speaker 1: so small. Okay, not coming from you is pretty funny.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was Instagram as well. Why are
Speaker 1: they talking about Instagram right now? This is weird. M
Speaker 1: g L not gonna lie, Yes, he's not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: We're going over the top text abbreviations that people are
Speaker 1: googling because nobody can figure out what anybody says anymore
Speaker 1: because he just uses abbreviations a FK. Does anybody know
Speaker 1: what that one means? As nope, fast, nope, nope, I'll
Speaker 1: use it in the sentence, get it. I would email
Speaker 1: you back, but I'm a FK at the moment.
Speaker 2: Almost no busy, But I don't know what that Yeah, already,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to give a word for out the door
Speaker 2: away from keyboard.
Speaker 1: Wait, I've never had anybody hitting with the a FK
Speaker 1: before Because you gotta type out a f K interesting,
Speaker 1: that's very so, then I'm gonna type back, WTF.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think it's a great way to respond
Speaker 2: to work emails. That okay, yeah is always going to
Speaker 2: be from response. Sorry I got your message, But a
Speaker 2: f K.
Speaker 1: We're going over the top Google text abbreviations that people
Speaker 1: just don't know. H M, you hit me up? Give
Speaker 1: me up? That one means hit me up? Yes, how
Speaker 1: about I I r C. I've never heard that one
Speaker 1: until today. I I I r C. If you no no,
Speaker 1: I know know I I r C. You gave me
Speaker 1: a dirty look in that meetings? Do I wor that
Speaker 1: I don't know. I keep thinking like I, but then
Speaker 1: what's the next one. Yeah, if if if I I
Speaker 1: I R C, I didn't steal your money the other day,
Speaker 1: if I really care, no, dang, oh, that's a pretty
Speaker 1: good guy. If I recall correctly what that one means,
Speaker 1: we got It's like, who says recall good point. We're
Speaker 1: going over a list of the most googled text abbreviations
Speaker 1: that people don't know. I y K y K, I know. Yes,
Speaker 1: that means if you know, you know t L d R.
Speaker 1: See if you guys can get it. Okay, I was
Speaker 1: going to read your email, but t L d R
Speaker 1: too late, t L too long, didn't read yes, producer bread.
Speaker 1: That's also feels like Brad's reaction to everything three sentences
Speaker 1: t ld R, And it feels like that's the response
Speaker 1: almost any email that I do actually say. I used
Speaker 1: to send these into the week recap emails to the
Speaker 1: whole team, right, yeah, And they were long, they were funny.
Speaker 1: I put work into it, you know, something, were kind
Speaker 1: of motivational and everything else. But my bosses even were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're too long. It's just supposed to be a fun thing.
Speaker 1: At the end, of the week, you know, be like, hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: good job. It was okay, and they were really funny.
Speaker 1: If anyone took the time to read them, they were
Speaker 1: a hilarious email, right, can we bring it back? Sure?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind bringing them back, but I just don't
Speaker 1: want to get ripped for them being too long. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be seen as a good thing. I guess
Speaker 1: I just email everybody and go, hey, I y K,
Speaker 1: y K, everybody did great this week. If you're a
Speaker 1: need response at TLDR. I that was so weird because
Speaker 1: I get so much crap for people who think that
Speaker 1: I'm not engaged in things because I'm just very laid
Speaker 1: back dude. You know, nothing ever really bothers me. And
Speaker 1: then I spend time on these emails every Friday. They
Speaker 1: were very creative and fun, and then it was just
Speaker 1: like we would you stop sending long emails on Fridays. I
Speaker 1: just don't include them next time. And to that, I
Speaker 1: wanted to use the number one most googled text abbreviation
Speaker 1: out there. This one surprises me because I figure most
Speaker 1: people would get this by now, but smh shaking my
Speaker 1: head is the most googled text abbreviation. I feel like
Speaker 1: I don't use that a whole lot, but I get
Speaker 1: it more than I use it. The people are constantly
Speaker 1: it's another jubile phone frame morning twenties. Hello, I'm doing wonderful.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're glad you have the day off today.
Speaker 1: Oh so sorry, I got a little bit ahead of myself,
Speaker 1: didn't I My name is Aquarius and I am a
Speaker 1: psychic quarious psychic reader, and your boss, Kevin gifted you
Speaker 1: a reading with me for your birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh okay. I thought we were going to schedule something.
Speaker 1: Yes, normally we would, but I felt the need to
Speaker 1: call you today. My intuition was tingling quite a bit
Speaker 1: and your name was coming up, so I figured I
Speaker 1: would just call you. How are you doing today?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 1: I send you, send me rather quickly, there, I go.
Speaker 4: Okay, spirit playing a querios is here? Hello, spirits, and
Speaker 4: what would you like to tell me about cheryld? Oh
Speaker 4: it's quite interesting?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh oh, I'm sorry. That was a hard dismount.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I head up to the spirit playing the
Speaker 1: dismount it's rather shocking.
Speaker 4: But Cheryl, I am, I want you to go. And
Speaker 4: the spirits called me and wanted me to tell you
Speaker 4: that everything is going to be okay with your home plumbing.
Speaker 4: I know that was quite hard for you and quite
Speaker 4: an expense, and everything will be fine.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I did just have a huge plumbing issue. Okay. Well,
Speaker 3: I guess that's a relief that everything will be okay.
Speaker 1: They should not have to worry it all. The spirits
Speaker 1: told me that everything will be fine with that. So, Cheryl,
Speaker 1: is there anything that you would like to ask? Aquarius?
Speaker 3: Did they say anything about my job?
Speaker 4: Yes, Cheryl, I saw that there's a promotion at your company.
Speaker 3: Maybe I can cry and to get it again and.
Speaker 1: Again, Cheryl Cherylon going back up to spirit world, I
Speaker 1: have more information going back up a Quarius is here. Hi,
Speaker 1: hey Steve, how are easy?
Speaker 5: And yes?
Speaker 1: Oh really, oh my goodness, really, oh my goodness, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to on the spirits please, oh oh who that
Speaker 1: will took to anatomy. I've dismounted from the spirit realm
Speaker 1: and I have information for you.
Speaker 3: Do you know it?
Speaker 4: Dan seeing a D a letter D named Dan Dan
Speaker 4: that works and Dan is a Dan is a Yah
Speaker 4: is the co worker of Dan is a coworker of you. Unfortunately, Cheryl,
Speaker 4: I saw that Dan is receiving the promotion and not
Speaker 4: to you. Wait, so sorry to bring bad news from
Speaker 4: the spirit room.
Speaker 3: You saw that Dan's getting the promotion that I've been
Speaker 3: trying to get for six months now.
Speaker 1: Yes, unfortunately I saw a Dan.
Speaker 3: Well because Dan just started and if he gets this
Speaker 3: promotion before I do, I am not going.
Speaker 6: To stay at this company any longer.
Speaker 1: Cheryl. You send me back up to the spirit plane.
Speaker 1: I'm going back up there.
Speaker 4: Hello, Quarius.
Speaker 3: I can't believe they would hire Dan for that. I've
Speaker 3: been there for trying to get this perm.
Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my goodness, how I hit my head? Oh?
Speaker 4: Oh Sharon, Yes, okay, sometimes when I dismount from the
Speaker 4: spirit planet, Oh boy, that's going to believe the Bruce, Cheryl,
Speaker 4: I was told something else from the spirits.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're learning that my new job will give me
Speaker 3: a promotion when I need one.
Speaker 1: And actually I've learned that this is a phone prank.
Speaker 1: And this is actually Double from the Jubil Show doing
Speaker 1: a phone prank on you and your boss set you up.
Speaker 1: He actually did all this to let you know that
Speaker 1: you're getting the promotion. So congratulations, Yes, are you cheating?
Speaker 3: I thought I was having the.
Speaker 1: Before wake up every morning with double phone pranks.
Speaker 2: It's time for Nina's what's trending? Well, you know, it's
Speaker 2: the holiday season. I think it's just time to reflect
Speaker 2: a little bit. Do you ever just take a minute
Speaker 2: and look at all of the twinkling lights and just
Speaker 2: think about the magic of like this season, and like
Speaker 2: what you could bring into your life too, is the daydreaming?
Speaker 1: Yeah, sometimes I just look at the twinkling lights. Depends
Speaker 1: where my headspace is at, but yeah, sometimes it looks
Speaker 1: super cool. But so much if that was like in
Speaker 1: a dream that I was doing this and that, Like
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I'm saying. It admires you to do
Speaker 1: that that, you know, electric Bill.
Speaker 2: All right, Well that didn't just tell you a little
Speaker 2: bit about all of our personalities. I'm not sure what will.
Speaker 2: But my point is, I hope you're enjoying the magic
Speaker 2: of the season. Thank you so much for being with
Speaker 2: us and for all of those are on my cheesy wave.
Speaker 1: Link choo choo cheesy wavelength.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you can say whatever you want, like
Speaker 2: a train. Yeah, Like we're the ones over here that're
Speaker 2: sentimental right now, like.
Speaker 1: Waves. Yeah, Nina, you said on my wavelengths and then
Speaker 1: now we're on a train. I was confused. That's what
Speaker 1: I do when I look at the lights.
Speaker 2: Because this isn't supposed to be so literal. I'm just
Speaker 2: trying to say, listen, enjoy yourself. It's the holidays. Eat
Speaker 2: what you want, be with who you want, be kind.
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Speaker 7: Like you told me to has something ready and I
Speaker 7: didn't have anything ready.
Speaker 1: I literally I sat down with Victoria before this. I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I think you should have something ready. You can hang
Speaker 1: out my unprepared life. Yeah you know it's Victoria Ramirez.
Speaker 7: I got it.
Speaker 1: I want to feel bit about yourself. Yeah, at Victoria
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Speaker 1: Jewel Show too. At the Jewel Show, first date to
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Speaker 1: Advocates law dot com. Kristin is on the phone today
Speaker 1: for a first date follow up, and she's getting ghosted
Speaker 1: by a dude named Cruz. So in a few minutes
Speaker 1: we'll call him and see ifith house why he's Ghostinger
Speaker 1: and maybe get her another date. But first, Kristin, how
Speaker 1: long has it been since you talked to Cruz?
Speaker 7: Ah? Too, meat?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a while.
Speaker 7: I know I should have just forgot about it, but
Speaker 7: I don't know. This date was really good and that
Speaker 7: he's a catch.
Speaker 1: So he's got a cool name.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, we didn't creeze along together, so hopefully.
Speaker 1: That was cute. I guess you have to have a
Speaker 1: sense of humor about the idea of being ghosted anyway.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean it happens all the time, no kidding.
Speaker 1: Did you reach out to Cruz though in that time
Speaker 1: at all to try to get a hold of him.
Speaker 7: Oh, definitely. I was not about to let him go.
Speaker 7: I was like, like, hey, how are.
Speaker 8: You nothing, didn't do anything, didn't call me. I even
Speaker 8: then called him and left a voicemail. I don't do
Speaker 8: that a lot, but I left a voicemail letting him know, like, Hey,
Speaker 8: what's going on. I thought you were going to call
Speaker 8: me when like you wanted to hang out again.
Speaker 7: And then nothing.
Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about your date.
Speaker 8: Well, I first actually met him at my friend's boyfriends
Speaker 8: as a sun twister my friend's boyfriend's softball game. He
Speaker 8: was a player, okay, and after we all went out
Speaker 8: to eat, So technically that was the first date, you know, Okay,
Speaker 8: it was so good. We had a second date.
Speaker 7: And I don't know, I had a great time.
Speaker 8: He was such a gentleman, opened the door for me,
Speaker 8: was polite, really good looking call, which is the plus.
Speaker 7: And I really liked him. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 7: just he gave me a kiss.
Speaker 8: You know, we had a little makeout session, and then
Speaker 8: he just said I'll call you later and nothing.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do on your date?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 2: So the first unofficial date was when you guys met
Speaker 2: at with food, and then when you went out together.
Speaker 1: What did you guys do?
Speaker 8: Well, we got keith and beer after the game, and
Speaker 8: then when we went out the second time, we went
Speaker 8: mini golfing like Glow in the Dark ones, you know, yeah,
Speaker 8: at least but my teeth are really.
Speaker 1: Bright, you know.
Speaker 7: So I thought I was going great. I'm not on
Speaker 7: us a little too much time. I was trying to
Speaker 7: hold back, but.
Speaker 3: Like what it is? It's like, did you do this?
Speaker 7: Long? Do that?
Speaker 9: Long?
Speaker 10: Did I do?
Speaker 3: Did I do that?
Speaker 7: You start thinking it's you, and then I'm like, did
Speaker 7: I use too much drug?
Speaker 5: Do you not use too much on the first dame?
Speaker 1: What is the I like to use the side, the
Speaker 1: left side, because that's my dominant side, but I will
Speaker 1: not use the right side on a first date. So
Speaker 1: I just you know, I don't get a lot of
Speaker 1: calls back though, so you only like stick your tongue
Speaker 1: on one side of the Yeah? Yeah, anything? Can you
Speaker 1: think of anything awkward? I mean, is it only the
Speaker 1: so funny?
Speaker 3: I can'take it over? What you just said.
Speaker 1: To figure it out? Very maneuver and yeah, people can
Speaker 1: handle it.
Speaker 7: It's only on the left side. But I know I
Speaker 7: can't think of anything. I don't know.
Speaker 8: I just felt like we had a great time and
Speaker 8: then all of a sudden, I don't know, if like
Speaker 8: someone I don't know.
Speaker 7: That's why I'm calling you, guys. I have no idea
Speaker 7: because I thought we had a great time.
Speaker 8: We had a great session, you know, makeout session, like
Speaker 8: I said, But there was one thing that I guess
Speaker 8: did happen. His eyes saw someone that came in and
Speaker 8: I kind of just like started tissing him really quick
Speaker 8: to hide my face.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by that?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know. I just don't want them to
Speaker 7: see me. I'm a private person. I just don't want
Speaker 7: them to see.
Speaker 11: Me out with people.
Speaker 1: Oh like somebody you recognize, Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: So I just like quickly tried to like, you know,
Speaker 8: kissed him. And I told him like jokingly, like huh,
Speaker 8: just trying to hide away from someone. And I don't
Speaker 8: know if that was weird to him, that is something
Speaker 8: that happened.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll try to figure out for you. Play a
Speaker 1: song come Back, and then call him and see if
Speaker 1: I tell us why he's ghosting you and maybe get
Speaker 1: you another data right right right, I'll play song come Back,
Speaker 1: get your first date follow up next random middle of
Speaker 1: today's first date follow up, and if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: Kristen is on the phone. She's getting ghosted by a
Speaker 1: guy named Cruz. So we're about to call him and
Speaker 1: see if he tell us why he's ghosting her and
Speaker 1: maybe get her another date. But before we do that, Kristen,
Speaker 1: why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I.
Speaker 8: Pretty much went on a first date with the guy
Speaker 8: that I met at my friend's softball game, and then
Speaker 8: we had a great time with mini golfing at the
Speaker 8: end of it.
Speaker 7: We had a good makeout session. But before that, I
Speaker 7: did see someone kind of come in that I knew,
Speaker 7: and I tried to hide by making out with him.
Speaker 7: I don't know if that threw him off. I just
Speaker 7: didn't want them to, like see my face, So I
Speaker 7: don't know. I don't know if that's the reason why
Speaker 7: he shows to me, But I thought we had a
Speaker 7: great time.
Speaker 8: He's a gentleman, checks all my boxes, so I kind
Speaker 8: of want to see what's going on.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: You ready for us to calling?
Speaker 7: I guess, So yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi'm aswek the cruise. Please. This is em Hey Cruz,
Speaker 1: how are you. My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from
Speaker 1: a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi Cruz,
Speaker 1: I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 6: Hey, I listen to you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you. Now you're on the show.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, if you listen to us, have you heard a
Speaker 1: first date follow up before?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, is that what this is? Yes?
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: So you're ghosting somebody and they emailed us to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you and find out why you're ghosting them.
Speaker 1: Do you know who would email us?
Speaker 6: I got an idea. Is it Kristin?
Speaker 1: Yes it is. Kristin answered the first question correctly. Now
Speaker 1: the other question is do you mind telling us why
Speaker 1: you're ghostinger? Yeah, I'll tell you. Uh, listen.
Speaker 12: First of all, she seemed like a great person. She
Speaker 12: was really really cool. The date was great, like we
Speaker 12: hit it off and it just got a little shady.
Speaker 1: I got shady.
Speaker 6: Yeah it was. It was really suspicious. So we met
Speaker 6: up at at Somtball.
Speaker 12: I play softball with a friend of mine who knows her,
Speaker 12: and so you know, they were out and we kind
Speaker 12: of hung out afterwards and hit it off like we
Speaker 12: were talking to chatty.
Speaker 6: It was great.
Speaker 12: So we actually went out went out, so I took
Speaker 12: her minigolfin, which I think it is a good way
Speaker 12: to kind of get to know people and we walked
Speaker 12: on the beach, walked to see sunset at the park,
Speaker 12: you know, like it was really nice and romantic and
Speaker 12: she was really cool. But then at the parking lot
Speaker 12: when we're mini golf, like she just attacks me, like
Speaker 12: like starts making out.
Speaker 6: With me, like it forcefully. So it kind of threw
Speaker 6: me off.
Speaker 12: It wasn't that sweet, like you know, kind of get
Speaker 12: nose to nose and you're gonna get that first kiss,
Speaker 12: like it was right there, and I was like, what
Speaker 12: was that. She goes, oh, I just saw somebody I knew.
Speaker 12: I just wanted to I want them to see me.
Speaker 12: And I'm like, are you embarrassed by me? Are you
Speaker 12: embarrasses to be out with me?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 6: I just want people in my business.
Speaker 12: That doesn't make sense to me that you would make
Speaker 12: out with me so that they wouldn't be in your business,
Speaker 12: Like now you're.
Speaker 6: Giving them something to talk about. It was a little odd.
Speaker 12: So I went and talked to my friends and I
Speaker 12: was like, yeah, I went out, and they're like, how
Speaker 12: to go And I was like, oh, it went great.
Speaker 6: It just she did this weird thing and they're like, yeah.
Speaker 12: She's kind of she's kind of addicted to drama, and
Speaker 12: I'm like, what, yeah, she kind of does that, like
Speaker 12: like her baby daddy is is pretty mean and kind
Speaker 12: of bad news. But she keeps calling them over like
Speaker 12: they're always involved and all they do is fight in public.
Speaker 12: And I'm like, I'm sorry, hold on, she don't have kids,
Speaker 12: and they're like, no, no, no, she's she's pregnant.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, see that reaction, that was my reaction. I'm sorry.
Speaker 7: What well, yeah, right, no, pregnant, Ruth, I'm allowed to date.
Speaker 7: You're saying you can't date. I'm pregnant.
Speaker 6: Oh forgot that she'd be listening.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is Kristen. She's on the phone and has
Speaker 1: been listening this whole time.
Speaker 12: Hey, well, yeah, my side is the truth. You didn't
Speaker 12: tell me that you were pregnant.
Speaker 7: So you're hating on a woman that's pregnant and saying
Speaker 7: she can't date. Is that what you're telling me right now? See?
Speaker 6: You see that drama. That's the drama. That's the drama
Speaker 6: right there.
Speaker 12: See you're putting no, no, no, you're putting words into
Speaker 12: my mouth. I don't want to be part of that drama.
Speaker 12: I don't want you need to tell me up front
Speaker 12: if you're pregnant. That's not something that I should find out.
Speaker 8: That's what I call letter telling you that I'm pregnant
Speaker 8: right away, Like, Hi, nice to Misha. I'm Kristian and
Speaker 8: I'm pregnant.
Speaker 7: How you doing?
Speaker 3: What do you want to eat? No?
Speaker 7: Well, when do you think that?
Speaker 1: Is that something you thought that you were going to
Speaker 1: tell them at some point Kristen of course.
Speaker 7: Well maybe i'm showing.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 12: Okay, listen, listen, hey, you do you. I'm not gonna
Speaker 12: I'm not judging you for anything.
Speaker 6: You do your thing.
Speaker 8: I'm just saying that's until your first off, it was
Speaker 8: a first date, not your business until maybe two months.
Speaker 7: I'm sorry.
Speaker 8: So if I wanted sorry, you kept saying it was
Speaker 8: our second date. You've corrected me on that. So I'm
Speaker 8: trying to go on the same page you're on because
Speaker 8: you're like, not technically our first date. So I'm telling
Speaker 8: you right now is our second date, but you said
Speaker 8: before it was our first, So it's our first because
Speaker 8: you want to count it as our first, because you
Speaker 8: don't count the fear and paper as well.
Speaker 12: I mean, we can change, you can change the verbiage. Now,
Speaker 12: you can say our last date that's that's how I.
Speaker 5: Don't want.
Speaker 7: I don't camp Man up?
Speaker 6: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Camp Man?
Speaker 7: You're not mad? You sign my grave like a my
Speaker 7: dad or something like, Okay, I'm pregnant. You're not mad,
Speaker 7: you're pregnant.
Speaker 6: You're actually the opposite of dad. You've got more life
Speaker 6: in you.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I know why.
Speaker 1: You can get it out and I cheated it all right? Hey,
Speaker 1: well I have to ask the question, Cruise, would you
Speaker 1: like another day with Kristen? Will pay for it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, Chris, And I'm sorry, no second day. Congounds on
Speaker 1: your baby though.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you. I'm definitely not naming him Cruise.
Speaker 13: Okay, what you just said is one of the most
Speaker 13: insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point
Speaker 13: in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to
Speaker 13: anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in
Speaker 13: this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
Speaker 13: I award you no points, and may God have mercy
Speaker 13: on your soul.
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Speaker 12: No?
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Speaker 1: Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, and
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Speaker 1: Your time starts now.
Speaker 2: What is the name of the Christmas movie featuring a
Speaker 2: boy who's left home alone alone? What is the name
Speaker 2: of the Christmas song that begins with deck the halls
Speaker 2: with bows of Holly? What is the name of the
Speaker 2: holiday that involves lighting candles on a minora? Which famous
Speaker 2: Broadway musical character was the first to have a balloon
Speaker 2: in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. What is the name
Speaker 2: of the Christmas song that begins with Oh, come all
Speaker 2: you faithful?
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Speaker 1: so we can get Destiny to answer hers, and we'll
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Speaker 1: out to see if you can go all the way. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go thirty seconds, answer as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, just a
Speaker 1: pass and Jason has to beat you outright to win, Destiny,
Speaker 1: your time starts now. What is the name of the
Speaker 1: Christmas movie featuring a boy who's left home alone? Home alone?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the Christmas song that begins
Speaker 1: with deck the Halls with Bows of Holly?
Speaker 11: Deck the halls.
Speaker 2: What is the name of the holiday that involves lighting
Speaker 2: candles on a minora Hanka? Which famous broad Way musical
Speaker 2: character was the first to have a balloon in the
Speaker 2: Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?
Speaker 7: Wicked?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the Christmas song that begins
Speaker 1: with Oh, come all you faithful, Oh come all you faithful?
Speaker 1: All right, bring Jason back on, and you guys ready
Speaker 1: to find out which one of you is going to
Speaker 1: be on to the next round to see if you
Speaker 1: can get that thousand dollars gift card in Macy's. I'll
Speaker 1: tell you right after this, I send over to the
Speaker 1: scoreboard with our scoreboard producer Red. All right, Jason got
Speaker 1: too correct, okay, and Destiny got four. Destiny, congratulations, you did.
Speaker 1: You took Jason seed, and you are now the number
Speaker 1: one seed in the thousand dollars Holiday Battle Royale. Jason,
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Speaker 12: Though.
Speaker 1: Thank you, John yep, thank you for playing how you
Speaker 1: feel in their Destiny You're ready to go. You think
Speaker 1: you have what it takes to go all the way.
Speaker 7: I'm certainly gonna try.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of knowledge. All right, Well, let's
Speaker 1: get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2: Home Alone is the name of the Christmas movie that
Speaker 2: features a boy who's left home alone. Deck the Halls
Speaker 2: is the name of the song that begins with deck
Speaker 2: the Halls with Hanukkah is the holiday that involves lighting
Speaker 2: candles on a minora. Mickey Mouse was the first Broadway
Speaker 2: musical character. Was Mickey Mouse on Broadway?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, what did he sing? It's a whole
Speaker 1: Broadway play. I didn't know he was the roof. I
Speaker 1: don't know what Laman's rob, Yeah, Jeanean.
Speaker 2: The name of the Christmas song that begins with Oh
Speaker 2: Come All You Faithful is Oh Come All ye Faithful.
Speaker 1: And that's a wrap. Destiny, Congratulations. You have a chance
Speaker 1: at that thousand dollars gift card to Macy's and Jason,
Speaker 1: thank you for playing. We play You versus Victoria at
Speaker 1: the same time every single weekday morning. If you think
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Speaker 1: tomorrow when we play the one thousand dollars Macy's Holiday
Speaker 1: Battle Royale. Yeah, it's time to catch a cheater only
Speaker 1: on the Jubile Show, and this is on the phone
Speaker 1: today for to Catch a Cheater. And she's been married
Speaker 1: to her husband Noah for a year and she already
Speaker 1: thinks something might be going on. So we'll see if
Speaker 1: we can help her out. Candice, I'm sorry you're in
Speaker 1: that situation. But what's going on? Why do you think
Speaker 1: Noahs cheating?
Speaker 7: So here's the thing. Noah is. Noah is so sweet
Speaker 7: and I love him so much. He's just he is
Speaker 7: a very busy guy.
Speaker 3: He's always been.
Speaker 7: A very busy guy, and work takes a lot of
Speaker 7: his life and I know that that's part of the deal.
Speaker 7: But in like the last month or so, it feels like,
Speaker 7: I don't know that he's been a lot busier than usual.
Speaker 7: And he always comes home on his lunch break, which
Speaker 7: I absolutely love. He doesn't work too far from home,
Speaker 7: so it's really nice to be able to have that
Speaker 7: time together. But lately he's just oh, he's just kind
Speaker 7: of been making excuses.
Speaker 5: And you know, he says things like, well, it's the
Speaker 5: work thing, and I don't know.
Speaker 7: So we are actually looking for Housman's right now, which
Speaker 7: is incredible, and I'm just so excited and so ready
Speaker 7: to get out of this apartment. So he is also
Speaker 7: like going on potential health hunting and he's going to
Speaker 7: go check these things out. But sometimes I feel like
Speaker 7: he's gone for hours and it's just he'll come home
Speaker 7: and be like, oh, well it wasn't right or you know,
Speaker 7: just something along those lines, and I get it.
Speaker 5: You know, the market is crap right now, you know
Speaker 5: what I mean?
Speaker 7: Like I know, you guys know, and it's going to
Speaker 7: be really hard for anybody to find anything.
Speaker 3: That we want.
Speaker 5: But like I have very high standards, and you know
Speaker 5: what he.
Speaker 14: Does do We both we want to find something that
Speaker 14: we love, especially you know, if we're.
Speaker 3: Going to pay for it.
Speaker 1: But so you're not doing that together. You're not house
Speaker 1: hunting together. He's doing that by himself.
Speaker 7: He's yeah, he's in and you know, that was something
Speaker 7: that that's that's fine. I can't always get away at
Speaker 7: the time that he can go see these houses.
Speaker 1: And I and I trussed him.
Speaker 7: We have we have very similar tastes and you know,
Speaker 7: no problem. But he doesn't bring home brochures or hor plans.
Speaker 7: And every time that I say that I want to
Speaker 7: go look at the house with him because I can.
Speaker 7: He'll say things like, oh, which is closer if I
Speaker 7: stop buying, like or I'm just I'm just going to
Speaker 7: go real.
Speaker 5: Quick and no need for you to get up, And
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 7: Know, it just feels weird, like I want to go
Speaker 7: see these houses, like I'm excited about that.
Speaker 1: Is he acting different outside of those times house hunting
Speaker 1: with you and not having lunch with you.
Speaker 7: He will get like these random text messages from someone
Speaker 7: while we're just hanging out at night, and I remember
Speaker 7: asking him and he was like, oh, it's the realtor
Speaker 7: and I was like, we hired a reel sir. And
Speaker 7: I don't know, that's just something that I feel like
Speaker 7: we would have talked about.
Speaker 14: That, And am I just making this up in my head?
Speaker 14: And this is what he's actually just been. He's actually
Speaker 14: going to look at all of these houses and he's
Speaker 14: trying to find something really nice and pretty and he
Speaker 14: knows that I like surprises, And I don't know, he's
Speaker 14: probably just.
Speaker 7: Working really hard to find a nice place for us
Speaker 7: that we can call home.
Speaker 2: I still think the thing that's striking me the most
Speaker 2: out of all of this is that you're not in
Speaker 2: the process of finding your own home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm part of that feels weird. I don't know.
Speaker 1: This one's kind of tricky because there's nothing that's like
Speaker 1: screaming red flag to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you know, he's done something like that before.
Speaker 7: In terms of like one time we had this really
Speaker 7: amazing date and he hired this chef. You know, it
Speaker 7: was something that I was like, like, we were going
Speaker 7: to cook together, and he was like, hey, I'm surprising
Speaker 7: You've I hired.
Speaker 11: This chef to come and cook for us.
Speaker 5: So I was like, oh, you know, and that was
Speaker 5: like a that was.
Speaker 7: Like a really cool little date night thing. So things
Speaker 7: like that, I'm like, well, maybe that's maybe that's just
Speaker 7: something that's just something that Noah does and I need
Speaker 7: to get used to, or maybe.
Speaker 5: I need to be like, hey, I do love surprises,
Speaker 5: but let's let's.
Speaker 7: Talk about how we're spending our money a little better.
Speaker 7: But I don't want him to stop doing nice things
Speaker 7: for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll see if we can figure it out
Speaker 1: for you. And you already told us what grocery store.
Speaker 1: You guys are rewards card members, so we'll call I
Speaker 1: wont do the usual. We'll call and pretend that we're
Speaker 1: from the grocery store and say that every single month,
Speaker 1: we choose one random Rewards card member who get three
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our floorial department. We'll see if he
Speaker 1: sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Okayange play a song, come back and get her to
Speaker 1: catch a cheeter. Next, right in the middle of today's
Speaker 1: to Catch a Cheater And if you he just joined us.
Speaker 1: Candace is on the phone and she thinks that her
Speaker 1: husband of one year named Noah might be cheating. So
Speaker 1: in a second, we're going to call him and pretend
Speaker 1: to be from the grocery store that he's a rewards
Speaker 1: member at, and say that every single month we choose
Speaker 1: one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered
Speaker 1: from our floral department. We'll see if he sends them
Speaker 1: to his wife, Candace or someone else. But first, Candace,
Speaker 1: why don't you refresh our memory on the situation?
Speaker 7: Well, just real quick, where Noah has been a lot
Speaker 7: busier lately than he usually is.
Speaker 3: We started looking for houses.
Speaker 7: But I am not necessarily part of the process, and
Speaker 7: I want to be. And he's gone a lot looking
Speaker 7: at houses, and I want to be a part of
Speaker 7: that process. He's also kind of getting text messages that
Speaker 7: he says is from the realtor. But I didn't know
Speaker 7: we hired a realtor, So I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just kind of at a loss for what's going on.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from SO.
Speaker 1: I was looking for our rewards card member named Noah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this to Noah. Hi, Noah, Please don't hang up. This
Speaker 1: is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
Speaker 1: say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 3: Take a while.
Speaker 1: No, actually, it won't take much time at all. Every
Speaker 1: single month, we choose one Rewards Card member who gets
Speaker 1: free flowers delivered from our floor department. You've just won
Speaker 1: thirty six long stem red roses, a box of candy
Speaker 1: or chocolate, and a car to be delivered to anybody
Speaker 1: that you would like to within the fifty United States
Speaker 1: of these Americas, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and
Speaker 1: sixteen dollars value and it just takes a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1: I can take down the information over the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's just spend do it on the phone right now? Great, okay,
Speaker 1: first thing that I would need would be the first
Speaker 1: and last name of the person you'd like to send
Speaker 1: them to.
Speaker 11: Can I send them to Bianca?
Speaker 1: Would you like to put a card in that flower
Speaker 1: delivery to you? Bianca?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 15: How about I can't wait for your next open house?
Speaker 15: Are you able to put a linky emoji after that?
Speaker 1: I certainly can. Yeah, we just got we just got
Speaker 1: the option of being able to use emoji, So a
Speaker 1: little can't wait for your open house swinky face. And
Speaker 1: then the next thing I will need would would have
Speaker 1: been the address. But I don't need that anymore because
Speaker 1: this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: My name is Juwbell, I'm Nina, and I'm Victoria, and
Speaker 1: we do a segment on a show called to Katchacheeta
Speaker 1: where if you think your significant other might be sleeping around,
Speaker 1: we see who they send flowers to. And your wife,
Speaker 1: Candace is on the phone listening.
Speaker 7: Noah, who Bianca?
Speaker 11: It's just our realtor, Noah with Bianca.
Speaker 3: We don't have a realtort.
Speaker 15: How do you think we've been viewing so many houses?
Speaker 15: We have a realtor. It's been getting us into a
Speaker 15: mom awesome place.
Speaker 3: Pears.
Speaker 7: Noah, we haven't been doing anything. We haven't been doing
Speaker 7: any houses. You have been viewing houses.
Speaker 11: Wait, it's just dawn on me. You had a radio
Speaker 11: show called me to see if I was cheating. That's
Speaker 11: the kind of ridiculous.
Speaker 7: Oh is it? Is it ridiculous? Is it more ridiculous
Speaker 7: than you cheating on me? With our first year of
Speaker 7: being married? We're actually supposed to be looking for houses.
Speaker 7: Are you going to the housing banging.
Speaker 16: For me? Are you?
Speaker 7: Or are you banging some reeltor in new open houses?
Speaker 7: What open houses?
Speaker 5: Talk to me about the open houses?
Speaker 7: Noah, Oh, no, I haven't. I haven't seen any of
Speaker 7: these open houses. I haven't seen Oh, okay, you know what,
Speaker 7: I'm going to look up what was her name again,
Speaker 7: I'm going to look up her real turname. I'm going
Speaker 7: to look up where she goes.
Speaker 5: Uh huh.
Speaker 11: I'm making a scene.
Speaker 7: Okay, Oh, I'm making a scene. Oh I'm making a scene,
Speaker 7: you guys, I'm making a scene.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Why are we sending winki faces to your realtor?
Speaker 11: She's getting us into houses before they're on the market.
Speaker 11: Sometimes though, you can try and get ourselves a.
Speaker 5: Better deal because the interest rates are.
Speaker 11: Crazy right now, on, this is ridiculous that you're calling
Speaker 11: me about this.
Speaker 7: Okay, great, Why don't I give Bianca call because it's
Speaker 7: my money too, right, it's our money, it's our marriage,
Speaker 7: it's our life, it's going to be our house. So
Speaker 7: why don't I get her numbers and just let's just.
Speaker 5: Make sure that the next open house that you get
Speaker 5: in on, we get in on that.
Speaker 11: I think that's fair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, that.
Speaker 11: Couldn't be fair when you're calm and not on the radio.
Speaker 11: This is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you want to make sure that she understands that
Speaker 2: you're not cheating because I'm not convinced.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound right. You're convincing that you're not.
Speaker 11: We only talk about addresses and houses literally about it.
Speaker 7: Okay, Well, then if that's what it is, then maybe
Speaker 7: just maybe just.
Speaker 5: Send me the text messages that she sending so that
Speaker 5: way I can click on the addresses and I can
Speaker 5: look at these houses.
Speaker 3: Because who knows, maybe I would have actually loved them.
Speaker 11: Yes, I'm not going to do that. That's so ridiculous
Speaker 11: that you need to see that we're Mary Leaves together.
Speaker 5: It's not just ridiculous actually holding me on the radio.
Speaker 1: Well, your wife thinks you might be cheating on her,
Speaker 1: and you're not going to You're not willing to show
Speaker 1: her the text messages with the realtor who you just
Speaker 1: sent a winky face to and flowering right.
Speaker 11: It's not that big of a deal.
Speaker 7: Is it not that big of a deal because it's
Speaker 7: not that big of a deal to you because you
Speaker 7: don't want to get caught, because you're not the one
Speaker 7: worried that your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 11: Nothing is happening.
Speaker 6: I'm busy at work. I don't know why you're doing.
Speaker 1: Does Deanca know you're married.
Speaker 11: I'm not answering any of this. I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, Wow he hung up. Candace. Oh my god, Candace,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I mean, it definitely sounds
Speaker 1: not like innocent house hunting. I really didn't want you
Speaker 1: to be right, but I really think you should hunt
Speaker 1: down Bianca.
Speaker 5: I thought we should looking, you know, get.
Speaker 1: A hoold of this Pianca woman to see.
Speaker 2: Maybe it is just that, or maybe it's still in
Speaker 2: the flirtation stage, and maybe it's south I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, I'd be very upset, but
Speaker 1: I also would want to confront her.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, I don't even know what to do
Speaker 7: right now, the Jewbile shows to Catch a Cheater?
Speaker 1: Do you like true crime?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: What about when true crime gets wacky? I say that
Speaker 1: because the trend is going viral with people sharing their
Speaker 1: craziest court stories. So give me a few minutes and
Speaker 1: it'll be like Law and Order if they had clowns.
Speaker 1: Over right after this. Have you ever been to court?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Actually I have never been.
Speaker 7: I have you.
Speaker 1: I've been a few times, and it can be very stressful.
Speaker 1: It can also be extremely funny if you look at
Speaker 1: it right. And I know that because the trend is
Speaker 1: going viral with people sharing their craziest court stories from
Speaker 1: like jury or just being there in general, lawyers and
Speaker 1: people that have gone and things like that. Wow, sharing
Speaker 1: their craziest court stories. So we'll go over right now.
Speaker 1: The wildest things in America happen in course, they swear.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's like what thirty five different television shows
Speaker 1: about courtroom Judge Judy is legit. I have a crazy
Speaker 1: court story calls up eight eight eight three four three
Speaker 1: one oh six one text in four one o six
Speaker 1: one one. The lawyer said, there was one time I
Speaker 1: was trying some minor felony and the jury was deliberating
Speaker 1: about something. So I was sitting at the council table
Speaker 1: with my client and he wants to whisper something to me.
Speaker 1: So I lean over and he says, you know what's awesome? Crack.
Speaker 1: The lawyer said. Keeping a straight face is an underrated skill.
Speaker 1: It definitely is. You ever wonder what's being whispered in
Speaker 1: lawyer's ears. It's things like that, you know, when they
Speaker 1: look they're really serious, because when you're in court you
Speaker 1: have to keep a straight face, you know, yeah, and
Speaker 1: it is really hard to do that sometimes.
Speaker 17: I'm sure it is because you just imagine you're a
Speaker 17: hu spent seven years in school and you're sitting at
Speaker 17: this table wearing your nice suit that you saved up
Speaker 17: for because you're a public defender, and the guy leen's
Speaker 17: in and goes, you know what's awesome, crack.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're going to be okay, You're gonna win.
Speaker 1: There's a trend going viral of people sharing the craziest
Speaker 1: things that they've seen happen in court. Somebody said they
Speaker 1: had a dui case and a client showed up, wasted no,
Speaker 1: and then pointed at the judge shouting, you little penguin
Speaker 1: real life, go with the out. They were obviously found
Speaker 1: guilty of you. Yeah, a little penguin. Not a good
Speaker 1: sense of humor on a lot of judges.
Speaker 3: You know what is that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why are you so mad? I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: tried to sit in the courtroom before an answer to
Speaker 1: like things that I've done. It wasn't for anything a criminal,
Speaker 1: but you know things I've said. Having to sit there
Speaker 1: and stare at judge and keep a straight face whilst
Speaker 1: they read some of the things that you sleep and
Speaker 1: things like that, it's really hilarious. I'm sitting there like nothing. Huh, judge,
Speaker 1: that was funny.
Speaker 6: Your timing was off, but that was a good joke.
Speaker 1: We're going over a thread that's going viral of people
Speaker 1: sharing the craziest things that have happened in court. It
Speaker 1: says a wife claimed that my client her husband held
Speaker 1: a knife, which he denied in three separate meetings with him.
Speaker 1: First question from the judge what happened, and he says
Speaker 1: she didn't have dinner ready, So I got my knife
Speaker 1: and ran. Ever, Okay, that wasn't what we were supposed
Speaker 1: to say. We trained for this, sir. Have you ever
Speaker 1: been on this stand? Like, have you ever been questioned
Speaker 1: on the stand? Anybody?
Speaker 7: No? Have you?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: I just was wondering because I just feel like it's different.
Speaker 1: It's a hot seat. So like, yeah, you thought you
Speaker 1: were going to say, you say something completely different, but
Speaker 1: then you actually also put your hand on the Bible,
Speaker 1: so you really like you can't lie, and if you
Speaker 1: do lie, like it's actually really bad for you. So
Speaker 1: you're like, oh my god, it's really bad for you
Speaker 1: because God will strike you down. I had jury duty
Speaker 1: one time and it was amazing, and I wanted it
Speaker 1: to go longer because I didn't want to go back
Speaker 1: to work right where I worked. And also they didn't
Speaker 1: have enough evidence against the guy. It was like a
Speaker 1: crack caase, like they found he was obviously guilty, but
Speaker 1: I don't think they did a good job. It was
Speaker 1: me and this old lady in the jury room and
Speaker 1: we would not agree with the other Jurorsey not very guilty.
Speaker 1: She was retired and wanted to and so it was
Speaker 1: a hung jury and wow when they not guilty looked
Speaker 1: over he was just standing by the jury and he
Speaker 1: looked over at us and his mouth to the words
Speaker 1: because it was really obvious.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 16: I am an attorney and one time I was representing
Speaker 16: this guy for a g U I and right when
Speaker 16: we were about.
Speaker 7: To start in court, he stood up by himself and
Speaker 7: said to the judge, can I please have a break?
Speaker 11: I need to get a new lawyer.
Speaker 3: And I was like what. Everyone of course like what
Speaker 3: she's been right there?
Speaker 5: He goes out to the bathroom.
Speaker 16: He comes back into the courtroom wearing a white wig
Speaker 16: and a robe like.
Speaker 7: A founding collar style and a judge's robe.
Speaker 5: For some reason, and everyone was like, oh my god.
Speaker 7: So then he told the judge he wants a new lawyer.
Speaker 16: To judge said yes, he said he's representing himself, and
Speaker 16: then proceeded to speak in.
Speaker 7: Like some weird old English.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 16: Hit was hammered and completely drunk, and he was definitely
Speaker 16: found guilty himself. It was the craziest client experience I've
Speaker 16: probably ever had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you get into trouble for making a mockery of.
Speaker 3: This.
Speaker 1: Is now back in session. The honorable me. It's time
Speaker 1: for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 2: Have you ever wanted to go on a treasure hunt,
Speaker 2: like a real one that gets two million dollars?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So there's a bitcoin millionaire and he's just launched a
Speaker 2: nationwide treasure hunt and his name is John Collins Black,
Speaker 2: and he has released a new book called There's a
Speaker 2: Treasure Inside and inside of this book contains all kinds
Speaker 2: of clues to help treasure hunters find where X marks
Speaker 2: spot and where X marks the spot is two million
Speaker 2: dollars in each one of these ninety six carrot Emerald
Speaker 2: situation things.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's an Olympic gold medal in one, a broach
Speaker 2: in one that was once owned by Jackie Kennedy.
Speaker 1: Whoa. So it's actual treasure, it's not just like you
Speaker 1: find it a coin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, mabad, it's two million dollars in total of the
Speaker 2: treasure that's been hidden.
Speaker 1: So you collect them all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then you would have two million dollars. But you
Speaker 2: won a ninety six carrot Emerald's gonna do you pretty good.
Speaker 1: That's true. It's all over the world and it's all
Speaker 1: over the country.
Speaker 2: So he did this because he says that these treasures
Speaker 2: are meant to spark imagination and adventure. And honestly, after
Speaker 2: watching Outer Banks, this gets me really excited.
Speaker 1: Which does the show down? Right now, I'm gonna quit
Speaker 1: the show and become a treasure hunter. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it would be so fun.
Speaker 2: But now you think about this, he also just found
Speaker 2: a way to make himself richer because now he's saying
Speaker 2: that everybody that goes and buys this book is going
Speaker 2: to make him even more millions. Oh that's pretty freak
Speaker 2: genius smart. Yeah right, help off, sir. Could you imagine
Speaker 2: if somebody wrote a book using only emojis, Well, if
Speaker 2: they did, that would mean that they have higher emotional intelligence.
Speaker 1: I don't think really is what it says. That was
Speaker 1: such a good transition. By the way, thank you.
Speaker 2: So this is the first study that's ever been done
Speaker 2: like this that examines emojis and how they affect individual's
Speaker 2: characteristics related to how they communicate in interpersonal relationships, which
Speaker 2: I actually find very interesting.
Speaker 1: So they're saying though, that people.
Speaker 2: That use more emojis when they communicate in text messages
Speaker 2: do have more of a higher intelligence. Because they're trying
Speaker 2: to show you how they feel in that moment. Whether
Speaker 2: you understand it or not, they're still trying to tap
Speaker 2: into those emotions through pictures.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I think it's interesting.
Speaker 17: In the phone, all you do is type how you're feeling,
Speaker 17: and it pops up with an emoji option. This is
Speaker 17: not some sort of next level emotional intelligence. You can
Speaker 17: say sad tap that picture instead of just the word said.
Speaker 1: They're saying you're communicating that you're sad exactly.
Speaker 18: You're communicating it the same way you would if you
Speaker 18: were not using my emotions one type I'm sad because
Speaker 18: of this right, because look I'm sad.
Speaker 1: I'm so sad that I don't want a little small
Speaker 1: I leave face showing how sad I am because he's
Speaker 1: still kind of cute.
Speaker 2: I always think that the tear emojis really show you
Speaker 2: on what level of sad am I though? So like
Speaker 2: it helps show you and then also think about it
Speaker 2: more with love though so, if you're not ready to
Speaker 2: say I love you to somebody or love heart or
Speaker 2: love is a hard word for some people to use,
Speaker 2: then you would use like the red heart, or if
Speaker 2: you're trying to be clear about how much I love
Speaker 2: you As a friend, you're going to use a blue
Speaker 2: or a white heart, so that stuff actually does kind
Speaker 2: of start to factor in if you're thinking about it.
Speaker 1: I usually only use the reddor plank I love you.
Speaker 1: I only use the splash emoji when I'm crying, and
Speaker 1: that gives him some really weird miscommunications. I just was
Speaker 1: so funny. Okay, guys, I'll teach you emotion. So sad,
Speaker 1: you're making me so sad splash splash imagine you like
Speaker 1: messaging your side?
Speaker 7: Is what you're saying?
Speaker 1: Sad code for why are you telling your boss you're sad?
Speaker 1: Grow up? Jubiles. Dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, you
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet, I hear it.
Speaker 7: Hold On, I'm walking away.
Speaker 6: Hold On. I worked with my husband's friend, so he
Speaker 6: can't hear it.
Speaker 7: Okay, okay.
Speaker 9: So my husband dated this girl when we were in
Speaker 9: high school, and I convinced her that she did not
Speaker 9: need to date him because I wanted to date him.
Speaker 9: So she had these diamond earrings that he had bought
Speaker 9: her for Valentine's Day and she had thrown them away.
Speaker 7: I wore them at our wedding.
Speaker 1: What she threw away? Diamonds?
Speaker 7: Yes, So we were in high school.
Speaker 1: So she I was in her room.
Speaker 9: She threw him in the trash can and I was like, oh,
Speaker 9: you don't want those? She goes Nope, but anymore. So
Speaker 9: I took him home and I actually warmed the day
Speaker 9: of our wedding.
Speaker 1: Did he know that they? Did he recognize them?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 9: He did not, because but from that time to the
Speaker 9: time he got married was almost ten years. Oh wow,
Speaker 9: and he thought they were fake diamonds. I told him
Speaker 9: they were fake ear seven dollars earrings, so he saved
Speaker 9: months to get hurt.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Well, good for you on the come up. I still
Speaker 1: can't get past this girl throughout diamonds.
Speaker 7: I mean we were sixteen.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
Speaker 1: little secret.
Speaker 7: Okay, thanks, have a good day, use your bike.
Speaker 1: Hello. Hello, Hey you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 10: Yes I do.
Speaker 1: Sweet? What is it all right?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 10: She could As our first job, I was working as
Speaker 10: an operator and I was working a double shift graveyard
Speaker 10: today shift.
Speaker 3: Then I was drinking all day.
Speaker 10: I went to work down the drugs, went outside, wants
Speaker 10: to go and get some foods to go and I
Speaker 10: got a d Why on the clock, nobody know what's gone?
Speaker 10: Went back to five hours later, and it was all good.
Speaker 10: Nobody knew I was gone, and it was bad. Looks
Speaker 10: good look at the same time. D y, but I
Speaker 10: don't take my job. Nobody knew.
Speaker 1: That's good. And you'll never drink and drive again.
Speaker 10: Oh of course not.
Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us're doing a little secret. Al bye,
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret.