WEBVTT - Putting Christmas Decor in Sexual Position

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap?

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<v Speaker 2>Jarreed, Yes, what's your phone tap all about? Jen wants

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<v Speaker 2>to play a phone tap on her husband Bruce. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>the couple put out some Christmas decorations on their front

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<v Speaker 2>lawn and they've been having some trouble over the last

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<v Speaker 2>few days of people messing with those decorations, putting them

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<v Speaker 2>in weird positions. So Jen is going to call her

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<v Speaker 2>husband say hey, I found the kid who did it.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to apologize. I will be that kid. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>Rody will be my dad. And we have a phone

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<v Speaker 1>How beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's listen in to today's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Hello, hey, sweetheart, how are you?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey? Honey good? I do not want to bother you,

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<v Speaker 4>but stuff on the lawn again. Oh, you've got to

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<v Speaker 4>be kidding me. No, no, no, no, I know it's gross

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<v Speaker 4>and awful and I'm embarrassed to even here. Than I

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<v Speaker 4>ran out of the house.

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<v Speaker 2>I said that who did it?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that blonde kid across the street. So I talked

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<v Speaker 3>to his dad, and his father said he's gonna punish him.

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<v Speaker 4>He's gonna make sure it never happens again. And part

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<v Speaker 4>of his punishment is that he needs to call you

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<v Speaker 4>to apologize.

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<v Speaker 3>So pick up the phone when he calls.

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<v Speaker 2>Take the call.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, have him call me. I'll take care of it. Okay, goodbye,

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<v Speaker 4>have a good day. I'll talk to you later.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. All right, Jene, good job. So what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do now is call your husband Bruce, and then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to be Alex and then we'll see how that

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<v Speaker 1>goes from there.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Okay, Hello, uh hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Mister Phillips. This is Alex. I live across the street

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<v Speaker 1>from you.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you do, Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I have to call and say I'm sorry for

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<v Speaker 1>what it did to your front lawn. I was put

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<v Speaker 1>up to it by a few friends of mine, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Santa Claus was, you know, not riding the sleigh,

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<v Speaker 1>but riding Frosty the snowman.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I'm is at an attempt to be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, you got to lighten up and just look at

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<v Speaker 1>it from my perspective. It came funny being look at

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<v Speaker 1>it from my side. Listen, you're being being a.

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<v Speaker 4>Little punk, and you've always been a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Punk, so missus Santa Claus was only wearing a wreath

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<v Speaker 1>this morning. I didn't mean it was funny stuff, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't understand funny. Maybe if you.

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<v Speaker 4>Understood funny, you're trying to make jokes. This isn't funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you think it's a little funny seeing Marien Deersex.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think any of what you've done is funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I have younger children in my house, okay, so they

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<v Speaker 4>don't need to see Santa Claus, missus clause and all that.

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<v Speaker 4>So you say out of my you little kid. Okay, dad,

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<v Speaker 4>come here?

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<v Speaker 3>Why Alex are you explaining the situation and apologizing to him?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to, but he's just not getting what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Give me the phone. Let me talk to him here, Hella,

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<v Speaker 3>Miss Anderson.

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<v Speaker 4>I asked your son to stay out of my yard,

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<v Speaker 4>stop putting my animals and my Christmas ornaments and compromising positions.

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<v Speaker 4>He's not taking it seriously. He's not calling me to

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<v Speaker 4>sincerely apologize. My kids come out in the morning and

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<v Speaker 4>they look at.

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<v Speaker 3>That if he's only posing them in those funny positions.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw him the other day in the morning. What's

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<v Speaker 3>the big deal?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, dude, Lighten up all right, now, you made me

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<v Speaker 3>yell at my kid over this. I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Man. If you yelled at your kid more off, and

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<v Speaker 4>maybe this wouldn't be happendent.

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<v Speaker 3>My kid's got a sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 4>So the kid is a punk.

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<v Speaker 3>My kid is not a punk you. First of all, well,

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<v Speaker 3>my kid is a straight B student. Maybe you shouldn't

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<v Speaker 3>put your TACKI loan on hims out there if you

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<v Speaker 3>don't nobody have any fun with them.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, I'm sorry for moving next to a

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<v Speaker 4>and it's no good baggy brich shaggy ass haired kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, what did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>What I do? I spilled my coffee all over myself?

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<v Speaker 2>This stay to him?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Jen? This little punk called me and he was making jokes.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, do you think it's funny that he replaced

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<v Speaker 4>the baby jam snoopy? You think that's funny? You're a man?

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<v Speaker 4>Jokes sait a minute. We can't expect a kid have

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<v Speaker 4>the same maturity we have. I had to talk to

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<v Speaker 4>this kid and his stupid ass father, and now you're

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<v Speaker 4>calling me giving me I'm gonna work here, Leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 4>Why do you even call me with this?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, mister Phillips, listen.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop embarrassing me, you little stop it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Garret from Elvis dur ann in the

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show, and you got phone tats.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta be kidding me. This is all a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>White up, even stressed out, I thought it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It be funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Why don't you sleep with Santa Claus on the lawn tonight?

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<v Speaker 1>See Elvis Durand's phone Tawn