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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you

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Speaker 1: hadn't heard, we do something called merch for a cause. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can go to our website Brooknjeffrey dot com buy

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Speaker 1: a second Date Update branded T shirt or sweatshirt.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is they're brand new. This is the first

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Speaker 2: time we've ever had this line.

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Speaker 1: It's so cute, all new, controversial design from Brook Fox.

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Speaker 1: And the great part is one hundred percent of the

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Speaker 1: proceeds go towards LA wildfire relief.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we don't take a single penny from these sales.

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Speaker 3: And I tried.

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Speaker 1: It's weird that you have to like say that to everybody.

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Speaker 1: It makes it more suspicious when you say it out loud.

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Speaker 4: But that's okay.

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Speaker 2: How would they know?

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Speaker 1: It's just implied by saying one hundred percent of the

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Speaker 1: proceeds go towards a releaf you didn't have.

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Speaker 4: To pile on. But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: We've actually been getting feedback from the listeners who've seen

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Speaker 1: the merch yes, and they chose to leave a comment

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Speaker 1: about it. One person said, whoa, it truly is gorgeous. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: part emoji star Emoji Star Emoji ti emoji got to

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Speaker 1: get myself more money to buy it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: Obviously that comment's a little suspicious to me, only because

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Speaker 1: the only person that I know who wants more money

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Speaker 1: all the time is Brook. So I'm not saying that

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Speaker 1: you planted it there just to make it look better.

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Speaker 4: But I did it anyway.

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Speaker 1: Another one says, I just looked at the merch and

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Speaker 1: it's so pretty.

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Speaker 4: I just bought it. I can't wait to wear it.

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Speaker 1: I love the design I love all of you so

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Speaker 1: much for making a hoodie.

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Speaker 4: For a suspicious comment.

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Speaker 1: Only because they say, oh I love I love, love

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Speaker 1: love the designs.

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Speaker 4: That's exactly word for word what Brook just said, I think,

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Speaker 4: like ten seconds ago.

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Speaker 2: Brook.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying that you like wrote them yourself or

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Speaker 1: you paid your children to go online and write them.

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Speaker 4: I'm not saying that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even come up with this logo. I'm not

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Speaker 2: that talented. My buddy who designs skis and snowyards and

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Speaker 2: has for decades, Okay, it's like a known graphic designer.

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Speaker 4: Maybe, so you admit you take credit for having him

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Speaker 4: as your friend. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying, if you're in my shoes, you would think, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is kind of weird. Anyway, you can check out

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Speaker 1: the design for yourself, Brooknjeffrey dot com Again.

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Speaker 4: Banks or whoever Brook's friend.

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Speaker 1: One hundred proceeds go towards LA wildfire relief, so you

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Speaker 1: can purchase it. Literally, just do whatever you want with

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Speaker 1: that gag gift to Kat's litter box doesn't really matter.

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Speaker 4: As long as you're supporting the cause.

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Speaker 1: That's what's important, right Brook, Sure.

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Speaker 4: That's what the next comment said. Weird. We're gonna move on.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get to the shot collar question of the

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Speaker 1: day with the only truth teller that I know in

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Speaker 1: this room.

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Speaker 4: His name is Digital Jake.

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Speaker 3: Kill everyone. Yesterday, at this time, I challenge you to

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Speaker 3: a game of Florida or florid Na. We covered some

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Speaker 3: of the most bizarre crimes ever committed in the Great

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Speaker 3: Sunshine State. Okay, but today let's get even weir and

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Speaker 3: go to Vermont day. That's right, the Green Mountain States.

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Speaker 3: We all know what type of green they refer to there,

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Speaker 3: And oh yeah, yeah, Brook, I said, it's weird.

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Speaker 4: Notoriously Vermont.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, those wild, unhinged Vermontras love doing crimes. Were wearing

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Speaker 3: their flannel jackets and sipping on flax of genuine bootleg maple.

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Speaker 4: Sourro Oh yeah, the bootleg. I read about that in

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Speaker 4: the news.

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Speaker 3: That's why today it's a special Vermont or Vernont edition

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Speaker 3: of plenty of twenty. Ah, you guys say number one

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Speaker 3: through twenty. I'll tell you about a real crime that

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Speaker 3: actually happened somewhere. You have to decide if it occurred

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Speaker 3: in Vermont or was it Vernont?

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Speaker 2: Whate are those names? When you say it a lot

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Speaker 2: of times, it starts to sound weird.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's totally start with the woman who thinks Vermont

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Speaker 3: is where they keep the Burlington coat factory. Hey, that's Alexis,

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Speaker 3: isn't it. No Brook Burlington co factories from New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: Come on, everyone knows bros.

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Speaker 3: The Eiffel Tower in Paris, Texas. I don't have time

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Speaker 3: for a joke. Five. Number five's capital Brook.

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Speaker 4: I swear it's a in Vermont.

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Speaker 3: I'm very sorry. I'll take a deep breath. Alexis, you

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Speaker 3: said number five. Here's your crime. A woman was caught

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Speaker 3: trying to steal a giraffe by tying it to the

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Speaker 3: crime really happened in Vermont? Or not.

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Speaker 4: All my extended knowledge of Vermont.

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Speaker 1: Giraffes are native Vermont country.

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Speaker 2: There until you played the music at the beginning. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: sure Vermont.

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Speaker 3: Wait don't, Alexis said, the giraffe crime happened in Vermont.

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Speaker 3: That is, it happened in Texas.

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Speaker 4: But it did happen.

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Speaker 3: Did a lady broke into the zoo tied the draft

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Speaker 3: in the back of her car. The plan failed, she

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Speaker 3: was arrested. Yeah, thankfully.

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Speaker 2: Impressive that you can rustle diraft down and get it

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Speaker 2: tied up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, very convincing.

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Speaker 4: They're like, my truck is big enough. Yeah, Brook, at your.

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Speaker 3: Turn five is off the board?

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Speaker 2: Okay four Brook.

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Speaker 3: A local resident was arrested after trying to break into

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Speaker 3: a store by launching himself through the front window using

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Speaker 3: a homemade slingshot. Wow, did this crime really happen in

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Speaker 2: Slingshots in Vermont? I mean they got a lot of

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Speaker 2: wood up there in Vermont, a lot of a lot

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Speaker 2: of trees. I'm gonna go happened in Vermont.

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Speaker 3: It happened in our favorite place, Florida. The man's aim

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Speaker 3: was bad and he ended up hitting the side of

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Speaker 3: the building and the cops recalled, they took him to

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Speaker 3: the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Ah okay, wow, the sleep shot worked really well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just the aim his operator or Jose five and

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Speaker 3: four are off the board.

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Speaker 4: Let's go ten.

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Speaker 3: Jose. A man was charged for stealing human toes from.

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Speaker 4: A bus Worlds exhibit.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: He told officers he was borrowing them for a cake

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Speaker 3: decoration to scare his brothers.

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Speaker 4: Ah.

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Speaker 3: Did this bizarre crime really happened in Vermont.

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Speaker 4: Or classic Vermont body part human?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What is going on? This also sounds very Florida.

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Speaker 2: Well, he had enough toes for a number of birthdays.

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Speaker 5: Here's the only reason why I think hold on Vermont,

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Speaker 5: I think is a very nice place. I could see

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Speaker 5: them having a museum that's very well put together. And

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Speaker 5: some guy's like, oh my god, they got Albert Einstein's toe,

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Speaker 5: they got Edison's toe. I'm taking all the tots from

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Speaker 5: the famous people.

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Speaker 3: This is Vermont, they said, Vermont. That answer is so.

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Speaker 2: Far nothing weird has happened in Vermont.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you never know. Crime took place in Germany.

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Speaker 3: Caught stealing preserved human toes. Jeffrey, it's your turn. If

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Speaker 3: you get this wrong, I will be the winner of

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Speaker 3: Vermont or.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, let's number three three, Jeffrey had.

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Speaker 3: A county fair. A man was caught hiding inside a

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Speaker 3: porta potty And when I said inside.

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Speaker 4: I mean he was in the hole below.

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Speaker 3: Police pulled him out. He claimed he was just looking

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Speaker 3: for his wallet, but then cops noticed he had a

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Speaker 3: tripod and camera lights set up too. Did this odd

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Speaker 3: crime really happen in Vermont?

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Speaker 2: Or yeah, I'm glad.

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Speaker 4: To have a bad memory. The thing that threw me

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Speaker 4: off about it was county fair.

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Speaker 2: They have counties, and yeah.

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Speaker 1: Like one, it's not a very big place with a

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Speaker 1: lot of people. It would be a state fair if anything,

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Speaker 1: because there's just not enough there.

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Speaker 4: I'm saying ver with a not.

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey says Vernon. That is it was. It was a

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Speaker 3: county fair in Rutland. A man was found inside a

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Speaker 3: porta potty after a fair go reported strange noises coming

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Speaker 3: from below. And it was not because of the corn dogs.

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Speaker 4: Did anyone go into his thing and not see him there?

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Speaker 3: Possibly maybe that's what he wanted, But what I wanted

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Speaker 3: is me winning today's edition of tlenty of twenty and nineteens.

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Speaker 3: Alexis is getting shocked.

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Speaker 1: Today Alexis You're gonna get shocked while singing Stick Season

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Speaker 1: by Noah Kahan.

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Speaker 3: Hey and I love Vermont, but it's the season of

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Speaker 3: a sticks anyway.

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Speaker 4: That's your shock collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 4: your phone tap coming up in just a few

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Speaker 2: Minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,